#he is allergic

[thecindercrow]

Like a Dragon Gaiden ↳ Substory: End of Destruction

[pangur-and-grim]

my heart can't take this......Belphie now dashes ahead of me in the mornings and clambers up to sit on the scale, because he knows that after medicating he gets half a tube of churu

I cannot emphasize enough that he placed himself there.

[jellynotbees]

Narilamb crack idea where lamb is a poor unfortunate sailor stuck on an island after a shipwreck and Narinder is the siren/seamonster circling the island attempting (unsuccessfully) to lure them into the water so he can eat them.

Over the course of time they end up bonding, and after multiple failed murder attempts on Narinder’s part he realizes that he’s stopped seriously hunting them, its more like a game between them at that point (lamb still assumes he would eat them if they fell in, though.) He eventually does catch them, but to lamb’s surprise, he lets them go.

Anyway that’s all I got for now but I am Thinking Thoughts

[aldecaver]

It was the last time we saw D16 speaks before he became Megatron

[tubbytarchia]

so ranchers huh

[wuthering-tempest]

dads and the pet they didnt want

[eluminium]

Hermits talking about the end of s9: So we're all gonna take a break from creation and rest up after such a long season, so don't expect a lotta content! Impulse, planning to stream every single day:

[sinsydia]

After flower dance shenanigans

[goldensunset]

when people refer to canon story-relevant kingdom hearts games as ‘spinoffs’ it makes me sad not only for the obvious reasons i always say but also bc like man i WISH this series had spinoffs. imagine what they could do if they had permission from nomura to truly go off the rails and ignore the greater canon for a second and just do some fun whimsical plotless thing in an alternate universe. imagine a fishing/boating game on destiny islands. kh fighting game. it is an injustice that we have been deprived of kingdom karts. can anyone hear me

[wasabi-gumdrop]

(slips this under ur door) pls read dunmesh

[man-i-love-folklore]

on a much lighter note, hozier got to hold a koala!

[ghost-bxrd]

I am SO normal about Jason Todd and all the little ways his ptsd is depicted in both canon and fanon. Totally. not

[intimidating-fettuccine]

EJ: God nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight.

Y/N: So, a vampire?

EJ: I can confirm that I am not a vampire as I have blood.

Y/N: Is it your blood?

EJ: It is blood, yes.

Y/N: Is it blood that has always belonged to you from the moment of your spawning?

EJ: It is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood.

[heph]

Both of them should not be taking care of growing kids I think

[bunnieswithknives]

Wow Dale... There were miscalculations? And who made those miscalculations HMMMM???

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[shotmrmiller]

ghost would show up on halloween at his girl's house (the one he's been mildly stalking) with an ㅤemptied flower pot from her neighbor's front yard (moment of silence for the onions that now lay uprooted) and even though there's a bowl of candy in the corner, he's still knocking loudly and demanding a treat and when she timidly drops a snickers bar into the pot that's still got clumps of fresh dirt in it, he's telling her that's not the treat he wants.