#he is allergic

[thecindercrow]

Like a Dragon Gaiden ↳ Substory: End of Destruction

[aldecaver]

It was the last time we saw D16 speaks before he became Megatron

[pangur-and-grim]

my heart can't take this......Belphie now dashes ahead of me in the mornings and clambers up to sit on the scale, because he knows that after medicating he gets half a tube of churu

I cannot emphasize enough that he placed himself there.

[jellynotbees]

Narilamb crack idea where lamb is a poor unfortunate sailor stuck on an island after a shipwreck and Narinder is the siren/seamonster circling the island attempting (unsuccessfully) to lure them into the water so he can eat them.

Over the course of time they end up bonding, and after multiple failed murder attempts on Narinder’s part he realizes that he’s stopped seriously hunting them, its more like a game between them at that point (lamb still assumes he would eat them if they fell in, though.) He eventually does catch them, but to lamb’s surprise, he lets them go.

Anyway that’s all I got for now but I am Thinking Thoughts

[tubbytarchia]

so ranchers huh

[wuthering-tempest]

dads and the pet they didnt want

[everchased]

larian won't let finch hug his best friend so i guess i gotta do everything my fucking self

[eluminium]

Hermits talking about the end of s9: So we're all gonna take a break from creation and rest up after such a long season, so don't expect a lotta content! Impulse, planning to stream every single day:

[m1ckeyb3rry]

“anri cares about the blue lock boys” “anri is like a mother/sister figure to the blue lock boys” “anri is kind to the blue lock boys” meanwhile this is anri with kunigami:

SHE DOES NOTTTTT GAF ABOUT THEM 😭 they are a means to an end for her!! obviously she doesn’t hate them and of course she was happy they beat the u20s but let’s think critically here…was she truly proud of them as people or was she just happy that the program wouldn’t be shut down??

the narrative (especially via her interactions with ego) treats anri as someone very naive and dumb, but blue lock and hiring ego were HER idea. everything that has happened to the boys is a direct consequence of HER actions, decisions, and dreams of japan winning a world cup. let’s not forget she’s also only 3 years older than aiku, kaiser, and sendou — she has no interest in taking care of a bunch of insane high-school-aged soccer freaks, she literally just wants her country to win the wc because she herself is a soccer freak!!

[lazarrusrising]

Destiel raises Claire au except it's like those stories kids have of their adopted parents forgetting they're not biologically related and Claire will find out she has an allergy to cats and Dean will be like "got that from me, kiddo" and Claire will be like "that's why we can't have nice things" and Dean will be like "Hey blame your grandfather, John was allergic to all pets, we still have the dog!" and they'll carry on until a couple hours later when both of them separately come to a pause and go "wait wtf were we talking about?" and Cas (who witnessed the whole thing and chose not to say anything) will just be sitting there smiling

[sinsydia]

After flower dance shenanigans

[wasabi-gumdrop]

(slips this under ur door) pls read dunmesh

[man-i-love-folklore]

on a much lighter note, hozier got to hold a koala!

[ghost-bxrd]

I am SO normal about Jason Todd and all the little ways his ptsd is depicted in both canon and fanon. Totally. not

[intimidating-fettuccine]

EJ: God nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight.

Y/N: So, a vampire?

EJ: I can confirm that I am not a vampire as I have blood.

Y/N: Is it your blood?

EJ: It is blood, yes.

Y/N: Is it blood that has always belonged to you from the moment of your spawning?

EJ: It is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood.

[heph]

Both of them should not be taking care of growing kids I think