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John Cooper Clarke on Arctic Monkeys' "I Wanna Be Yours"
#arctic monkeys#alex turner#john cooper clarke#am era#RTÉ Radio 1#am#i wanna be yours#he is a total genius#I love how he described Alex's voice as a “mellifluous baritone”#so real#Instagram
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Killing Daisuke’s parents but also like feeling so bad for them.
Imagine your kid absolutely devastated to have to be sent away to some shitty internship but you think it’s for the best. You don’t hear back from the company for a while and just think it’s gonna take a while. It’s a long trip after all. Then those long weeks turn to long months and then you get news they haven’t had contact with the crew in a long time. You don’t know if you’re ever gonna see your kid again.
You don’t know if he’s coming back from a trip he didn’t want to even go on. That you made him go on. I’d never forgive myself.
#thinking about autonomy and the concept of doing the right thing cause Daisuke really wasn’t meant to be there#like all the signs point to it but damn like not even he wanted to be there he was just acting brave for the adults around him#maybe Anya should’ve been concerned like how much of this was posturing from Daisuke#this also just confirms I’m writing him correctly in my fic cause I’m a genius but whatever I know I’m awesome like totally awesome 😎#mouthwashing#Daisuke mouthwashing#mouthwashing game
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I need a binggeyuan fic where it's post bingge vs bingmei, and it's the classic bingge goes searching for a sqq of his own finds sy yada yada
BUT
First of all, Time in this world isn't lagged behind or something
And second of all, The ONLY and BIGGEST difference between the sqq sy and china sy is that china sy IS STILL ALIVE
and we know that shen yuan died early 20's I like to headcanon he's around 21-22 when he died, it was like 3 years before immortal alliance conference and I think bingmei spent 3 years in the abyss so sy would be 27-28 and then plant coma happens for 5 years so svsss sy is still in like 27-28 mentally but technically is around 32-33
Soooo
STILL ALIVE SY WOULD BE 33 ISH
NOT OLD AND LIKE PEOPLE CAN OBSESS FOR YEARS BUT IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF SY THINKS OF PIDW AS A PHASE
LIKE THAT WOULD BE AMAZING (and honestly pretty in character like obsessing over something until it's squeezed dry and then moving on, sounds pretty sy to me, at least in my headcanons lmao)
oh yeah and the bingge shows up like
"I want you, love me"
And sy, with eyebags, scruffy but in like a "messy bun" way (not bad scruffy like serving cunt scruffy), maybe he has a job coz his parents threatened to cut him off if he continues to just leech off them past 25,
Is just sat there, on his laptop probably reading another webnivel like
"Wtf, why did some xianxia demon style guy show up in my room, you remind me of that guy from a novel phase I had 🤔ᴴᴹᴹᴹ"
Better again if he's like half way there to realizing he's gay, maybe he goes around and if someone asks he's like "pretty sure I'm bisexual? Is that what it's called? Yeah? Yeah okay"
You know, 13 years of obsessing over sexy men on the internet and having a younger sister who's in the know, and the addition of 2 older brothers who his meimei definitely coerced into nagging at sy, will probably get at least a little cog going ykyk
So yeah I need it.
I'mma just a spiral into my corner about this
I can't write so I'm just drawing my shitty little drawings of my little scrubklys
#svsss#pidw#honeslty I want him to be like#44 years old#i think I can make it work actually#bingge takes another 10 years or so to find his world?#Yeahh 👉#yeHhh🤝#Ima genius#older men are so hot#gimme middle aged scrunkly shen yuan with eye bags#gimme sy who's honestly good with kids but will tell you he makes children cry on accident#Gimme sy who used to be coworker hating asshole constantly#Complaing to human resources#Until about 3 years into the job#the whole office job shit just killed his energy to be a total hater#Hes like a that one older guy who will honestly look ready to drop dead until he gives you a#a werthers original and a head Pat like#Youll get used to it dw kid#And you just want this man to make you some tea and read you a bedtime story#That vibe#That energy#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#shen yuan#cang qiong mountain sect#moshang is also there#Sqh is like 46 whilst sy is 44 ish#Yeahh hehehe
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your points about Chad Kakashi are very true. As well as Virgin Obito. But I would like to propose the well loved trope of Chad Becomes A Moron Because Of Virgin. Obito not even trying to be sexy and yet, Kakashi getting turned on left and right.
Anon you are 1000% correct, thank you for The Visions:
Not now Naruto, sensei is busy speed running 20 years of repressed gay panic
#sure kakashi was dealing with the 5 stages of grief#but he was also dealing with THIS#he's not a genius for nothing#and totally a moron#at least when it comes to obito#thank you anon for inspiring this high effort shit post#sorry it took so long#hatake kakashi#uchiha obito#obkk#malifique art
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sleep deprived dust can't recognize what's dream and what's real when he goes in and out of consciousness so i think dust is allowed to be incredibly reckless when he's awake but thinks he's in a dream. he will kill whoever passes by him (or attempt to. for him it's an instict to shoot bones anyways.) he will drink 4 bottles of alcohol just because he thinks its just a lucid dream. have incredibly loud conversations with phantom paps because he's asleep so nobody will hear him talk. or just have loud ass breakdowns because again he thinks he's asleep!!! nobody's gonna know what he gets up to in his dreams. and until someone (probably phantom paps) tells him that he's not asleep and this is reality he won't realize until he's done something really reckless
horror is seconds away from exploding dust's skull open with his magic while dust is trying to strangle him and FINALLY phantom paps tells him he's awake and dust snaps out of it. killer is walking around the house with bones sticking out of him like pins on a sewing pattern (casually too. another day in the life for him) and he just asks dust what that was about. dust just gets off of horror and shrugs his shoulders with an idk. and then walks away. this is the 6th time its happened this month
#horror needs to find a way for him to get back at dust for almost killing him#horror IMMEDIATELY booby traps dust's room's door with several fatal traps. and then dust just teleports away to dodge them#horrors incredibly cool bone manipulation power is incredibly underrated. neither dust nor killer can do what he does#when i say people underestimate just how powerful horror is i mean this#he has MANY shows of power where he summons a shitton of bones. or when he's clever and tricky#using tiny bones so his karma can hit the guards more and kill them faster??? GENIUS#granted kist could definitely think of something like that but that doesn't mean horror's a coughing baby#ok back to my original post. i came up with this after doing my little dusttale translation thing#dust is such a fucking asshole during it all istg and i whooped and cheered every time he was a fucking dick#when he doesn't know what to do when in doubt destroy everything you see. what a guy#he'd definitely be a lot smarter than that in real situations but again#he came up with that strategy while he was under the impression that he was in a dream#so i do think this little prick can be quite an unrestrained destructive force when he doesn't know whats real or not#can i just talk more about translated dust because GODDDD he was SO FUCKING COOL IN MAD TIME SERIES I SWEAR#when he plucked floweys petals off him one by one???? and then berated him??? and the nursing home comment??????? fuck i lov him#can you please unspill the spilled blod??? sick ass line. i think he knew from the start he was gonna betray flowey in that one#god i love canon dust so much he's such a sadistic shit. and he likes it. what a freak. HE LIKES IT#the only person he outwardly expressed regret about killing was papyrus. you'd think he'd care more about everyone else but NOPE#or maybe he did in the earlier runs. still doesn't hide from the fact that he was cruel to everyone else. because thats dusttale 4 you#youre on death row and theyve sentenced you to endless torture and then the mtt pulls up#listen man if i were on death row and they were my torturers id let them do whatever. my babies can get back at me for making them suffer#canon horrordust my beloved i love canon horror and dust#idk if killer in this is like totally canon but idc. it's such a funny idea to make him unbothered when he's injured its hilarious#horror and dust's personal little punching bag ✨✨#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule hc
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every time i see "Ed asks Lucius to write down his lyrics" used as an argument for claiming that Ed can't write i just want to. you know. point out that Stede has Lucius write down everything he says?? and does?? all the time?? and when he can't find Lucius he asks Frenchie (who actually cannot write) to do it instead of just writing it himself. and we know Stede can write. it's got nothing to do with ability to write, just that the captains don't seem to want to write stuff themselves when they have an employee whose job is to do that exact thing for them
#this is not with any specific post in mind but i think this every time that point is brought up#like idk if ed can write (i think he can based on the scrolls and books in his room and he can definitely read)#and he is a genius no matter what#but i just think it's ~funny~ how 'ed asks lucius to write sth down instead of writing it himself' is used to argue that ed CAN'T do it#when stede does it ALL THE TIME. FROM THE VERY BEGINNING#it's just fancy captain behavior and having lucius do his job (his actual job and not whatever izzy seems to think lucius' job is lmao)#ok now i got it out thanks this keeps bothering me#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd meta#i guess#also it's hard to write while eating jam AND staring dramatically at a candle i totally get it#like if i had a scribey person in my employ i would also choose to dictate to them instead of writing myself lmao especially with quills
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lowkey had a very scandalous idea earlier this week, still very undeveloped though
#— ai rambles#basically it’s the age old arranged marriage trope with satoru ofc who else#but there’s tiny bit of a twist there to make it more interesting#you’re the bride to be chosen by his parents#by his father to be more precise#bc you’re also his secret mistress HAH and he wants to take you under his wing and under his roof . he is in love with you#since divorce is frowned upon esp in a traditional clan like the gojo this is the best he can do aka marry you to his son#LOL (😭)#bc that gives him the opportunity to see you more often it’s very convenient you’re under his wing and under his roof#even if ppl were to see you out together it wouldn’t be that weird bc they know you’re satoru’s wife#and he’s confident enough about his plan bc knowing his son he’s like yeah that bastard won’t give a shit about wife and love#like that’s not his priority (side note — satoru’s father is a respectable and powerful man in this au)#and he won’t lay a finger on you even so GENIUS#BUT there’s some disturbance on the front bc gojo satoru ends up falling for you for real#and it’s total drama from then on i have to think about it#the shock of omg u fucked my father#his father is very beautiful mind you#kinda looks like fukuzawa from bsd in my head perhaps little bit on the bulkier side but yeah as a reference
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes (2)
Kai: This is going to be a piece of cake. Cole: *wakes up* Cole: Cake? Where? Kai: *points to the villain* Kai: He's going to get it. Cole: *chases villain* Lloyd: For once... one of Kai's cringe sayings actually worked. Zane: I fail to see how that worked at all. Jay: Don't think too hard on it, Zane.
#ninjago#ninjago incorrect quotes#incorrect ninjago quotes#incorrect quotes#ninjago lloyd#ninjago kai#ninjago zane#ninjago cole#ninjago jay#ninjago funny#ninjago fandom#this was Kai's payback for that time when Cole told him to attack the stone samurai thing knowing he would fail#Cole's love for cake was so funny like seriously bring it back#I mean cake is good can you blame Cole#the others don't even try to stop Cole they'd be curious to see what happens#Lloyd is totally going to steal Kai's idea#Zane is so confused when he's not being a genius
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WHERE ARE ALL THE EDITS OF BOBBY TO MASTERMIND BY TAYLOR SWIFT???? You can't convince me he wasn't the one that came up with everything.
#i totally saw it coming#but god damn#genius#he's so iconic#seriously tho#someone should make it#911#911 abc#bobby nash#911 spoilers
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i totally forgot how obsessed my dad is with top gun actually lol. it came on tv and he made me sit down next to him for the entirety of the layton rescue while shouting at everyone on-screen and holding onto my arm and then he made me sit down again to watch ice and mav buzz the tower and hug on the carrier while pledging their lives to each other in holy matrimony
also according to him val kilmer is the best-looking man in human history (though tom cruise is close behind)
#this man is totally straight but he was in the air force so he’s got some man-enjoying tendencies i guess#anyway i told him i watched real genius last night and he got SO excited and started rambling about his favorite val kilmer movies to me#we babbled about real genius for a bit (he was SO thrilled i tell you he started waving his hands and quoting his favorite parts)#and then he told me to watch top secret! and tombstone and told me about those#he’s also a huge fan of viper and his mustache which i love#anyway i’m gonna show him top gun: maverick later this week bc he still hasn’t seen it#i cannot fucking WAIT for him to cry his eyes out at the wingman hug and ice’s funeral he’s gonna be so distraught#i just know he’s gonna love all the shit mav gets up to as well
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father ophelia. i need ur multi paragraph analysis on how camning date would happen. who would ask who out
Camning is such a weird pair to consider as an actual couple instead of two mutually pining idiots because I can't in good faith say that either of them would ever admit to having feelings for the other.
Don't get me wrong, Cameron isn't the type to suppress or deny his feeings or anything - in fact he'd be ecstatic at the prospect of having a crush on someone, because it's yet another wordly experience he's been deprived of his whole life that he's living for the first time. And that's exactly the issue; Cameron has no idea how to go about expressing these things, save for whatever romance based literature/tv shows he was exposed to growing up and, knowing Cameron, he'd be more than aware that they doesn't exactly portray a realistic perspective on real-life relationships. So he's back to square one when it comes to knowledge on how to deal with his feelings.
Which would mean he'd be the type to go completely non-verbal in front of Lightning, or otherwise be a stuttering mess. A pathetic puddle of a boy who has no idea how to deal with these new, weird feelings save for whispering "oh no he's hot" to himself.
On the other hand, Lightning is extremely prideful. Extremely prideful. He'd be completely in denial about having a crush on Cameron of all people because he's the antithesis of everything Lightning holds in high regard; Cameron isn't athletic or strong, he's not outwardly headstrong or competitive (at first glance, though Cameron does have a spine hidden somewhere in that red hoodie) and Lightning wouldn't see Cameron as someone who could relate to him in any way. Keep in mind, Lightning's a bit of an egotist, so he'd be under the assumption that his ideal partner would be a reflection of himself.
And Lightning isn't very bright, despite his namesake, so he wouldn't realise that's exactly why he likes Cameron so much. He's impressed by Cameron's fountain of knowledge and keen intellect. He's astounded by how Cameron can use his wit and his determination to win challenges without having to brute forcing his way to victory. He thinks Cameron is adorable and experiences cuteness aggression every time they lock eyes. So on so forth.
So with Cameron's Cameronness and Lightning's staunch denial, there's only one way these two would ever get together.
Lightning accidentally confesses.
Be it through an insult gone wrong during the competition, or maybe a freudian slip in a conversation post-RotI, or even him just plain denying any feelings for Cameron unprompted and inadvertantly outing himself as a Cameron Liker through his defensiveness. Either way, Cameron hears this confirmation of returned feelings and all of the knowledge he's accrued from his mother's books/shows comes in swinging - he asks Lightning to have dinner with him. And surprisingly, Lightning accepts.
...Because it's free food, not because he likes the wimp. That's his excuse.
And the two hit it off. Cameron spends the whole first date sweating profusely but miraculously not putting his foot in his mouth. Though he does oftentimes get too technical and booksmart for Lightning to understand what he's saying, but Lightning nods along politely anyway because he finds the enthusiasm on Cameron's face endearing.
In turn, Lightning's initial jibing insults (which, subconciously, he's only really using to keep up appearences) peter off into genuine compliments as he realises that wow, he actually really enjoys spending time with Cameron, and Cameron is really smart but not condecending in the slightest when he asks for elaboration on things he doesn't understand, and Cameron's got a lot of interesting thoughts that he's never considered, and...
Lightning realises that he might be very, very gay for Cameron.
In turn, Cameron's almost vibrating with excitement because he's talking to Lightning, and Lightning is talking back, and there's this natural chemistry between them that even he in all of his inexperience can feel sparking in the air now that Lightning's walls of superiority have finally crumbled somewhat. He's on a date with the boy he likes and it's going really well.
(None of his research could've prepared him for the actual experience of a first date - and oddly enough, Cameron is thankful that he didn't have any preconceived expectations for the night.)
The night goes well, they eat food at some fancy restaurant that Cameron pays for with his winnings, and as they go to leave Lightning - because he's not one to be outshone in the competitive context of being a "good date haver" - gives Cameron a peck at the corner of his mouth. It's brief, a ghost of an action really, but it's enough to have Cameron visibly light up as he returns the favour.
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At some point after they've been going on these dates for a while (Lightning more often than not taking Cameron to various sports games "for the experience", and Cameron indulging Lightning by taking him on hikes whilst he studies the wildlife they come across, ect ect) they breach the topic of being boyfriends in an awkward but sweet conversation that Lightning spends the next few months poking fun at Cameron for.
#Imagine this with me: during the finale Lightning accidentally reveals that he thinks Cameron is attractive and Cameron pauses in place in--#his ironman suit and asks if he wants to get a pizza or something after the competition.#And then Ligtning says YES. The crowd goes wild - well. The crowd is mostly silent with shock and confusion but you get the idea.#Probably not how it would ACTUALLY go down but I'll be damned if it's not a funny scenario.#Especially because they immediately go back to beating the shit out of each other.#Cameron initiates the “what are we?” talk and Lightning - who's been under the impression they were an item since date one - answers with--#something stupid like “a couple of dudes” and Cameron realises he's in love with an idiot (he already knew).#Camning is very good because it's pairing an idiot who thinks he's right with a sheltered genius too polite to correct him.#Cameron absolutely indulges a lot of Lightning's unintentional silliness. It's part of his charm.#Also Lightning is objectively really cool (before he opens his mouth) and Cameron 100% supports him in all of his athletic endavours.#total drama#td cameron#td lightning#camning#silly ideas#replies
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we need a character who doesn’t say anything of substance in the confessionals because they don’t want the other contestants to hold a grudge if they all come back for another season
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#absolute genius play honestly#I swear some of the contestants forget that the confessionals are aired???#the only time it really comes up is Emma realizing s2 that Chase admitted he threw for pizza not her#which. iconic. however that's it? no one noting that MK really did all that s1 so why trust her? like#total drama#total drama island#anonymous
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ok so yesterday i saw this post about the wedding imagery in hickey's trial scene and left a tag about iphigenia at aulis. and in the time since that comparison has spiraled entirely out of control
i was initially just referring to the way the play draws parallels between the rituals of a wedding and those of sacrifice/death and the way the two start to overlap throughout
but then i started thinking about how iphigenia's sacrifice serves both as an illustration of the violence of war turned inwards and simultaneously as the catalyst for said violence turned outwards. killing iphigenia highlights the actual human cost of war by exacting it on a familiar insider, not just a nameless enemy. but her death is also the only reason the war can take place at all--the chorus even calls her the destroyer of troy near the end
and that reminded me of hickey and his unique relationship with the violence of the british navy; of the british characters he is undeniably the one that suffers most at its hands, yet he is also a driving force in perpetuating violence--in general, but also specifically towards the inuit
and i know i'm not the first person to point out that hickey is both a victim and a perpetrator of the violence of the empire, but i find it fascinating to approach that dichotomy through the lens of (ritual) sacrifice. it adds a new dimension to not just the trial, but basically all his scenes that are concerned with said violence. his own death (during a botched ritual no less) is actually a great example; it doubles as the final nail in tuunbaq's coffin. he dies not just for or because of the empire's interests; it's the very act of him dying that causes said interests to be furthered
anyway all that to say hickey thinks he's christ and he's wrong but that doesn't mean he's not a lamb on the altar
#making my own post bc this is barely related to what op was saying anymore haha#disclaimer that this isn't so much a 1:1 comparison as it is that thinking of iphigenia and its themes in the context of that scene#made me think of the way similar ideas could be read in the terror. if that makes sense#like hickey enduring vs enacting violence don't always completely overlap. but they are undeniably connected. and between the flogging the#trial the botched summoning ritual he is consistently placed in the center of ritualistic acts and imagery#the terror#cornelius hickey#this is one of those posts where i'm like. this is either genius or it's entirely incomprehensible#but what is fandom if not a space to say incomprehensible things about my most specialest princess anyway#also second disclaimer this is based on my personal interpretation of iphigenia which is definitely not the only way the play can be read#also also i wrote this sort of assuming some level of familiarity with the play bc it's already rambly enough but if anybody wants a recap#i can totally add one. i'm never sure how widely known this story is
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So, I just watched The Good Fight and would just like to leave this here:
More specifically:
Depicted: The precise moment I fell in love with this absolutely unhinged character
#I literally said out loud: “Did he just growl at him?”#This man is a lawyer and he growled at him to get him to leave#Blum is either absolutely insane or a total genius#Probably both#Michael Sheen#the good fight#roland blum
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Laudna: He's being used to power the bridge, yeah? They all keep saying we need the bridge to return. Is that true, or is there another way? Keyleth: As far as I know, all of the great arcanists have been thinking just on this problem for a number of weeks now, and the bridge is the only connection we have to Ruidus. No teleportation, no divination, no magic seems to cross that threshold. The bridge is the only thing that gets there. That's why Ludinus made it. That's why you need to take it. That's why it needs to stay until we're all done.
I was just rewatching this scene and I'm going feral over this tidbit because Keyleth now knows there is another way to Ruidus. She knows about the backdoor, which means THEY DON'T NEED THE BRIDGE ANYMORE.
I know Keyleth isn't going to do something reckless. She will wait until she knows it's safe, but at the same time, imagine how much hope she has now that she might be able to free Vax sooner than planned? Keyleth knows there isn't any more need to keep Vax in such suffering in the orb, but she still has to swallow that urge to go and free him because maybe it's not the right time yet. But there is a chance. It can be done.
#critical role#bells hells#vaxleth#I'M SCREAMING#I'M TOTALLY FINE WITH THIS#MATTHEW MERCER YOU GENIUS#THERE'S NO WAY HE DIDN'T MAKE KEYLETH SAY THIS IF IT WASN'T FORESHADOWING#MA'AM GO FREE YOUR HUSBAND RIGHT NOW
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FOR PHANTOM (Phantom rider mind control au) I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION
DO
YOU LIKE
Chili dogs
"Chili . . . dogs?
"I don't . . . know . . . Yes? I can't . . . quite remember . . ."
#total you evil genius XD#he's fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine#thanks for the ask!#asks#Sky Queen#total's stuff#Sonic the Hedgehog#Sonic AU#Phantom Rider Mind Control AU#Phantom Mind AU#Sonic#Phantom Rider#Phantom the Hedgehog#ask game
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