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your points about Chad Kakashi are very true. As well as Virgin Obito. But I would like to propose the well loved trope of Chad Becomes A Moron Because Of Virgin. Obito not even trying to be sexy and yet, Kakashi getting turned on left and right.
Anon you are 1000% correct, thank you for The Visions:

Not now Naruto, sensei is busy speed running 20 years of repressed gay panic
#sure kakashi was dealing with the 5 stages of grief#but he was also dealing with THIS#he's not a genius for nothing#and totally a moron#at least when it comes to obito#thank you anon for inspiring this high effort shit post#sorry it took so long#hatake kakashi#uchiha obito#obkk#malifique art
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No one can deny that during the Order meetings, while someone was talking, Severus would make weird faces at Sirius, moving his mouth to silently say things like "pathetic drunk" or "mummy's boy"—absolutely childish insults, the kind you'd expect from a 12-year-old. And Sirius, on instinct, would leap over the table to rip his head off, and everyone had to hold him back. Then Dumbledore would arrive and say, "Please, Sirius, control yourself," and Sirius, absolutely livid, would point at Severus and shout, "HE KEEPS SAYING THINGS TO ME ALL THE TIME, HE'S PROVOKING ME!" And Severus, with his expert Occlumens blank expression, would go, "So much time locked up without seeing anyone has made you start hallucinating, Black," like the most skilled gaslighter in history. And Sirius would have to swallow his rage while Severus subtly lowered his head the moment he noticed Dumbledore giving him a skeptical side-eye. Meanwhile, Molly felt the overwhelming urge to rip her hair out because dealing with her own children was one thing, but dealing with grown men who were theoretically supposed to set an example for her kids? She was way too old for this shit.
This happened, and no one can convince me otherwise.
#that was totally their dynamic#just two silly manchilds#pair of morons#severus having his revenge in the most silly and child-like ways my favorite headcanon#severus snape#sirius black#severus snape headcanons#sirius black headcanons
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#sigh#yes#TOTALLY#WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST STEP OUT OF THE CLOUD??#THE JEDI ARE MORONS#HOW DID NONE OF THEM THINK OF OUTRUNNING THE FUCKING DARK SIDE?
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The European Union isn’t going to be messing around with Trump’s lunacy, threats, and double dealing with Putin anymore. They are planning to go it alone without the US as a NATO ally or even with us as a possible economic or political adversary.
#European Union meets in response to Trump’s madness#Trump is wrecking US and international foreign policy#Trump is desperate to appease Putin#Trump and Musk want to throw Ukraine under the bus#republican assholes#maga morons#traitor trump#crooked donald#republican hypocrisy#chaos and confusion#a total disaster#republican family values#republican values#never trump#traitor
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thinking about balthazar “what do you wear on sundays” cavendish and vinnie “not much” dakota……………………
#they really gave us the world with those two morons#guy who is totally mentally stable voice: maybe it’s time for a rewatch#dakavendish#vinnie dakota#balthazar cavendish#milo murphy’s law#mml#wade talks
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Some more Mairon stills.













#the rings of power#rop stills#myropstills#mairon#jack lowden#my beautiful baby#slightly insane but otherwise totally fine#mairon the moron#and again: i hope they'll bring jack back for more flashbacks#mairon admiration department
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#convicted felon trump#unconditional discharge#four seasons total landscaping#republican assholes#maga morons#stormy Daniels#trump’s election interference case#hush money case
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Melkor and Mairon have a get-along robe, but it isn’t a get-along robe. It’s an oversized robe of Melkor’s that Mairon discovered he can crawl into one day and has since used as an excuse to snuggle his dark lord and hide from oversized dogs.
#mairon is a cat actually#total cat behavior#its that thing some cats do where they climb into your sleeve or hoodie or whatnot#but yknow#evil#silm#angbang#melkor x mairon#mairon x melkor#hcs#(why did “mairon the moron” come up as a popular tag when i typed that. who is using that tag)#(i need to know so i can give them a muffin or smth. incredible use of alliteration right there 10/10)#unhinged not-even-12AM thoughts
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You know, I think that Dorian already feels pretty bad about how he left Dariax (because I watched the second half first, the way he said "Dariax is fine" made me go "oh god did Dariax die or something) but I also don't think he's going to necessarily do anything about it. They want different things! I don't know if Dorian will remain focused on revenge, though I wouldn't blame him if he did, but it does feel very clear that he wants to be doing something on the front lines and that Dariax really doesn't. It's the kind of thing that, should Dorian survive, he will absolutely have to apologize to Dariax for; but it's also probably something he can live with as one of many unpleasant choices he'll have to make. (And like...Dariax is an adult man and arguably, along with Orym, the least sheltered of the original Crown Keepers; for all he is not terribly intelligent nor wise he is like, not going to die if left unsupervised.)
#cr spoilers#dorian storm#dariax zaveon#weird pull but i do always think about that one hark a vagrant about watson being turned into a total moron in fanon#like dariax is not helpless; he will figure it out#critical role
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the gloves are impenetrable!!! until....he takes them off
based on this post followed by this ask
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#springtrap#ive started drawing this creature enuff that i think he needs his own tag but idk#springbun#shore. why not#stupid idiot old man. why dont you just stop already (totally not self projecting here)#william afton#purple guy#get gloved moron#spacie scribbles
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Watched Emilia Pérez to see what all the fuss was about. I might drop an essay at some point, or maybe I will write it before angrily deleting it and trying not to think about this crap ever again, but just know that I am absolutely LIVID.
The people praising this are so hypocritical I hope that when this pompous piece of SHIT of a director decides to make a film "exploring usamerican society" where a school shooter transitions and becomes an anti-school-shooting advocate that helps locate the bodies of missing school shooting victims with the help of other school shooters and they die and become a national hero, and also all the actors are like Russian or some shit and don't even know how to speak English for more than two sentences and also the director refuses to record in the US because "it didn't fit his image of the country" despite it literally being the same fucking country he's "inspired" by, y'all praise him once again for his bold narrative and unashamedly "real" representation. Fuck you
#FUCK jacques audiard FUCK snotty filmmakers that circlejerk around 'feel-good third world stories' by first world pieces of shit#Fuck usamerican views on culture and identity being forced onto Latin Americans and being used as an excuse#To cast people who have no fucking idea of what being a Latin American is actually like just because their grand grandparents were Mexican#and most of all FUCK the people who voted for this piece of absolute horseshit and are lauding it as genius storytelling. You know NOTHING#Luke rants#i am okay. i am so normal#im not even mexican i can nit IMAGINE how they feel about this holy shit#though i suppose the reason why this absolute turd of a 'film' hits close enough#because my family too has suffered guerrilla / narco violence and disappearances and deaths#And this thing wants you to feel sooooooo much for the poor poor narcos in jail who are so sorry and apologetic you guys :(#you mexicans dont understand everything would be fixed if you let understanding in your heart and worked together with your tormentors#So of course i a french moron that did a grand total of zero research on your country have to spell it out for you#Peace and love on planet earth
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Everyone has to play My Sims Cozy Bundle cause if you think the gameplay is the best part it's not... Its the dialogue, the absolute nonsense that comes out of these blocky people is so amazing and silly that it makes up for all the Mana collecting.
Like, I didn't think I'd be creative enough for this type of gameplay but how expressive and dynamic each of the personalities of every Sim is it is SO easy to think of what would look best for each one.
#Buddy is the best honestly#Autism Humor#Schizophrenia Humor#MySims#MySims Cozy Bundle#I played the DS versions so this gameplay is totally new#Lyndsay is a Morosexual and Buddy is a Moron
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This bullshit needs to end ASAP!
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3 minute YouTube video.
#Felonius Musk#republican assholes#maga morons#Musk wants to impeach judge that blocked DOGE#DOGE Boys#crooked donald#traitor trump#republican hypocrisy#illegal access to federal data#illegal firings#DOGE Boys don’t have security clearance#Musk has no security clearance#Musk using twitter to bludgeon his enemies#unelected bureaucrat#unelected tyrant#total kleptocracy#corrupt oligarch#criminal chaos#Youtube
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gotta love how studying any kind of history is just a crash course on misogyny lmao
#maybe if more men were history majors the world wouldnt suck so bad …. alas !!!!#idk how many times ive had to study ancient greece for my courses in total but each time its like <3 yeah okay . yeahhh#and this is the so called golden age morons talk about . mhm#sorry need to drop the quote here bc it did make me sick to my stomach even though its nothing new:#’a son should always be educated even if one is poor ; but a daughter should always be put out even if one is rich’#<- poor translation prob but eughhhhhhhhh#im sick can we pleaaaase just read hamlet now#ari noises ✩
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#its so interesting to watch disinformation spread on the internet. and i mean through communities of very online people. not thru offline#ppl who just dont understand how the internet works. its so strange. like if you say something with enough conviction and if you have enough#online clout you can warp reality around your mistruths. its like that succession line im misremembering. you dont predict the future u say#things and the ppl around you scramble to make them true. and bc no one actually cares or has their own bias they never try to understand#the situation. and its so hard for me to tell where the reason behind that misinformation orignates. is it knowing lies to insight#harrassment? a huge distortion of perspective thru ego and echo chamber? or actually being a total moron? its so strange#i dunno. the internet is also very strange in that people as a collective are absolutely incapable of handling conversations that are even a#little bit complicated. you see it all over the place but its especially apparent when you watch live stream chatters flip the fuck out when#a streamer says something they disagree with even a little bit or theyre charitable to opposing perspectives. and its so baffling to me bc#everything in life is complicated and its insane to not want to interact with that even a little bit. so you end up with creators who r#audience captured bc they're afraid of upsetting ppl and that pushes communities to be unempathetic and hostile#and ready to devour anyone who doesnt meet the standards of their rigid purity test. and. in some particularly unhinged circumstances#streamers and particular member of their audiences will ensite hate under the guise of pretending to care about historic tragedies ongoing#in the world. like bro just bc u feel u have the moral high ground on one particular point does not mean u r completely immune from all#criticism and u can say truely horrifc shit abt something else and allow ur chat to be really gross. ur using the death of children to#deflect criticism wtf is happening? and again its not a clean situation. its messy. good and bad things r happening in these communities but#like there is so much content being pushed out that its almost impossible to keep track of if u arent terminally online so normies just hear#things that may or may not be true and make a black and white judgment on it. and then u get this bloated backlash based on misinfo bc#someone has a louder voice in a particular space. its madness. very interesting to watch it play out in a kind of disgusting way.#and someday there will be this empty record of an internet war no one cares abt anymore. so strange. anyway. terrible things happening in#the communities of streamers. if the internet does anythinf well its magnifying hate to obscene levels#unrelated
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Someone that knows more about running a fundraiser than I do please help. I don't know how to unlock the gofundme for Hashem, and while it is easy for me to throw money at a problem, it is a lot harder to make my brain work when i am juggling all of the everything else in my life.
I have to save up scraps of energy and then they get eaten instantly by people. I'm so fucking tired. I don't know how to do anything is the issue. I just want to help people and I don't know how to do that.
Someone either break my brain into functionality or tell me what I need to do in simple steps that even a moron could follow.
#mechaffeine speaks#i need to get the money to Hashem and I can't even access it. i've half a mind to just send equal to what is in this fundraiser#from my own bank. and ask Falestine to find someone else to run this. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. is it that i used my prefered name?#are trans people allowed to use preferred names for the fundraiser and legal names for their accounts. is that my major fuckup???#or am I just an idiot. i don't know!! there is too much stuff going on here I don't even have the energy to talk to more than one person#why did i agree to this??? i'm a moron!!! Falestine would have had better luck with a total stranger than with my stupid self!!!#how do i do anything. how??? i'm not smart enough to do anything guys.#i am only a little bit of a panicky flighty birdbrain. there's too much going on for me to even have a proper freakout
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