#and totally a moron

[malifiquemakes]

your points about Chad Kakashi are very true. As well as Virgin Obito. But I would like to propose the well loved trope of Chad Becomes A Moron Because Of Virgin. Obito not even trying to be sexy and yet, Kakashi getting turned on left and right.

Anon you are 1000% correct, thank you for The Visions:

Not now Naruto, sensei is busy speed running 20 years of repressed gay panic

[david-talks-sw]

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[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

saw some absolutely dogshit comments from westerners after a person from an ex-communist country compared some stuff the US does nowadays to what was common under communist regimes

because "communists stole 90% of what my grandpa had" automatically means that one's grandpa was a rich exploitative landlord or factory boss and not, say, a regular fucking farmer or a small local business owner amiright

fucking hate when people like this think they know better than people who actually live in the affected countries

[datcravat]

another quick melinoe

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

thinking about balthazar “what do you wear on sundays” cavendish and vinnie “not much” dakota……………………

[helenvader]

Some more Mairon stills.

[utilitycaster]

You know, I think that Dorian already feels pretty bad about how he left Dariax (because I watched the second half first, the way he said "Dariax is fine" made me go "oh god did Dariax die or something) but I also don't think he's going to necessarily do anything about it. They want different things! I don't know if Dorian will remain focused on revenge, though I wouldn't blame him if he did, but it does feel very clear that he wants to be doing something on the front lines and that Dariax really doesn't. It's the kind of thing that, should Dorian survive, he will absolutely have to apologize to Dariax for; but it's also probably something he can live with as one of many unpleasant choices he'll have to make. (And like...Dariax is an adult man and arguably, along with Orym, the least sheltered of the original Crown Keepers; for all he is not terribly intelligent nor wise he is like, not going to die if left unsupervised.)

[spaciebabie]

the gloves are impenetrable!!! until....he takes them off

based on this post followed by this ask

[prof-peach]

Ranger days is living rent free in my mind now. Have some scribbles.

[flowerflamestars]

Effloresce snippet

Size did not matter. Her gaze came as though at great distance- the sun to a beetle, every tree in the forest to a single, bruised, blade of grass.

Amren. Not the, never the, but with all emphasis just the same. Amren, power of a different world, who'd watched Prythian so long she'd faded into folly and legend, length of a life too long even for fellow immortals to comprehend.

Elain dipped a deep curtsy, but she did not lower her head.

Look away, from that clear predator.

Lucien did not move at all.

"You," Amren said, flashing mother of pearl teeth, her gleaming eyes seeming far too other to be bothered by the hair she tossed out of her view, shifted on sea breeze. "Now you have a face."

Elain dimpled her way. Held, shoulders aching iron, neck prickled with a discomfort, a fear that was pure instinct, moving only when her smile- her grandmother's smile- was met head on in interest.

"Amren," Elain did not swallow, did not show her dry mouth, "We have a gift."

"We?"

A tip of the head. Lucien swept smoothly forward, low, to place the box before her. "Archeron."

"Not him?" Amren addressed only Elain, "Not a treat, a feast, little lost light? I've never tasted the sun and moon in one."

Not a shake, not a waver, Elain imagined Nesta's knife blade frown. The smile that was not a smile at all, gentry cut direct. "House Archeron does not sacrifice it's own."

A snort, gentle derision, melted all of Elain's fear in one blast. All the honor she'd ever had, burnt to nothing by her youngest sister.

Amren watched on, unblinkingly. Elain walked forward, respectful distance damned, and ripped open the lid. Did not flinch at the fresh scent of gore, the neat bed of the finest mortal lace soaking up blood.

[mechaffeine]

Someone that knows more about running a fundraiser than I do please help. I don't know how to unlock the gofundme for Hashem, and while it is easy for me to throw money at a problem, it is a lot harder to make my brain work when i am juggling all of the everything else in my life.

I have to save up scraps of energy and then they get eaten instantly by people. I'm so fucking tired. I don't know how to do anything is the issue. I just want to help people and I don't know how to do that.

Someone either break my brain into functionality or tell me what I need to do in simple steps that even a moron could follow.

[68spidey]

I got into a mild car accident this morning (everyone's fine, buddy's truck took the hit reasonably well) and uhhh I'm hurty rn. I just recovered from a muscle tear in my hip but the universe decided I need a pinch in my back and a sore neck. I am disgruntled. And hungry.

Turtles are great for coping

[theheightofdishonor]

I love reading your kagehina posts!! Sometimes I see stuff like they aren't even friends 😭 and probably drifted apart and partner in sports is different from actual friendship lmao

Thank you!

dfghhjkl yeah i've seen those claims and I firmly believe that anyone who's saying any of that needs to take reading comprehension 101. I've talked about this claim a little bit here but to reiterate, kageyama and hinata's bond- their unique connection, the meaningfulness of it, the way that they support and teach and learn from each other- is one of the core aspects of the series. Like, there were so many instances of people commenting about how special their relationship was that I made a list. This post here I think are also relevant to addressing this. (if you couldn't tell, i talk about this a lot lol. But I don't mind talking about it some more)

Point is, they mean a lot to each other. And yes, haikyuu does make a point of showing how volleyball isn't always a 1 v 1 comparison to irl and how volleyball doesn't have to mean everything to be meaningful but at the same time, that's inapplicable to hinata and kageyama because the other side of that coin is that sometimes, volleyball is everything. It could not possibly be more in your face that Kageyama and Hinata formed an instantaneous connection and became a duo to be feared like overnight because they recognized that the other person is exactly like them- someone who will give everything for volleyball, who will never give up, a person who complements them. and understands them. Kageyama's little backstory moment that changed everything (and fucked me up permanently) is that he's been waiting for (someone like) Hinata his entire life. So what if they're not be hanging out 24/7 outside of volleyball? (which they do hang out outside of matches btw later on in life, kageyama asked hinata to play beach vb with kunimi and kindaichi) They already have a mutual understanding about the importance of volleyball in their lives. Also like, even in the last chapter/panel of haikyuu literally just reiterates that for the two of them, volleyball and each other and intrinsically intertwined elements and that they intend on revolving around each other as partner/rivals for the rest of their lives.

If we're looking only at the anime, that list i linked above is entirely taken from season. Like, the the sheer weight of kageyama "i can spike, toss, etc by myself" tobio saying the words "as long as you're with me, you're invincible" like 1-2 episodes later?? This bullshit where kageyama extracts a promise from hinata to follow him to the top of the world still happens in the anime too. That bit in the first Seijoh match where Kageyama says that Oikawa's going to set to Iwaizumi, not because it's the most logical move but because he trusts him so innately that it's the most natural move to make and then going on to make the exact same set to Hinata in the same match?? The extra animated linger on Kageyama and Hinata's fingers touching as they stop the Miya's quick? Oikawa and Atsumu both saying that Kageyama's "wrapped around Hinata's finger"?

Like come on now, does this look like two people who are going to drift apart? Be for real. They're too obsessed with each other to do that.

[kayanne369]

WWDITS Episode 4 and 5: Favourite parts

Still the theme song.

Nandor playing Aeroplane with Guillermo in front of the mirror so it looks like he's flying. So damn cute, oh, god.

Literally everything that happens as a result of the cursed hat.

The hat in general. Some Ed Gein shit right there.

Simon. Just in general. More Simon please.

Guillermo smirking at the camera when he comes across the sex room.

The entire premise of episode 5. Like, it's both ridiculous and weirdly realistic cause the main issue of story isn't the immediate danger but the fact that Lazlo and Nandor have like one braincell between them and the only female of the group just waltzes in and fixes it in five seconds. It's such a mood. Like...SUCH a mood.

The fact that the camera guy was already in the animal control van. Why didn't they help?

"Ooh, I'm immortal. Well, how about you be immortal at brunch."

[sen-su-a-li-ty]

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What malfunctioning version of Ai did you use to type this garbage sad excuse of a message 🤣

[cauchesque]

it sucks to really connect with someone under false pretenses. like shit there's really something here but it's stillborn. probably i should stop creating elaborate false identities on the internet