#he is a bitch and that's all he'll ever be

[unsentimentaltranslator]

Men are exposing themselves and telling y’all how heinous they are, and yet there are still naive women that try to see the good in men.

We're heavily socialised to. I've never dated, specifically because of how I saw men treating women, and I spent my 20s and early 30s thinking I was insane because all anyone ever says is "oh yeah, you have to let a friend know where you're going because there's a non-negligible change that he'll kidnap, rape and murder you, and you have to be really assertive about making him do his share of the housework, and you have to either take underresearched medication with side effects or get a device inserted up your vagina without pain relief because he won't want to wear a condom, and if you have kids it'll be you who has to make all the sacrifices, and more, and more, and more, and more, and MORE, oh and also if he starts hitting you you have to be really stealth when you leave because otherwise he'll kill you but that's Just The Way It Is! Don't deny yourself your fairy tale prince!" You have to really be OK with being considered a selfish bitch, a weirdo, and a poor pathetic creature who is Letting Her Trauma Hold Her Back in order to choose celibacy, ESPECIALLY if you're like me and choose not to try dating even once, and that's why I simultaneously get really frustrated by male-partnering radfems who don't want to hear about socialisation AND get really frustrated by exclusively female-partnering radfems who gloss over the fact that society is structured to disincentivise women from staying celibate.

Daniel Tosh had it right when he said this.

[kennyomegasweave]

"How embarrassing it is that my ring seems to be of very little value and elegance when compared to her own ring."

"Then I'm afraid it must be your duty to find a better ring to replace the one on her finger."

Kuea, get fucked, you utter egg.

Patt, I've always loved you. I understand why you're doing this. It fucking sucks and it's not fair, but I understand why.

[itz-pandora]

There's only one person I truly hate with all my being

[callsignbaphomet]

Oh goody! I get to unload about this fucking nerd's favorite thing to do!

From Software games and Soulslike games! He will eat that shit up, completely analyze it from top to bottom, inside out and ACTUALLY GIT GUD LIKE SCARY LEVELS OF GUD!

He'll actually study movement patterns based on sound queues alone. In an hour he'll know the fight inside and out. By the second hour he won't get touched by a boss at all. Period.

Yes, he does a lot of challenge runs but the one that gets his rocks off are level 1 (4 for Bloodborne) no touch runs. This man will legit do runs with some of the most inferior and junk weapons and beat the games without ever getting touched.

This bitch beat the ER DLC's final boss before any patches dropped and did it without a shield (if you know, you know). This guy completely solo'd Bloodborne and reached max NG countless times. He's one of the very few that beat and unlocked all achievements for Sekiro.

He's played all FS games but his very favorite is Bloodborne.

Another series he absolutely loves is Monster Hunter. He's played 'em all. And just like with FS games he'll learn the games to the point where he just doesn't cart (unless he does it on purpose) and doesn't get touched (unless the fight is programed to).

What weapon does he main? All of them! Deep down tho he's a gunner at heart. This bitch brought an LBG to the Fatalis fight with heroics activated and won every single time.

Again he analyzes the fight, learns the attack patterns though he doesn't use sound queues as much as he does with FS games.

He can just "see" the patterns with these kinda games and has a really fast reaction time. On top of that he's had some catastrophic injuries that put him out of commission for months on end so he just plays video games while he recovers and just keeps getting better and better at these kinds of games.

Don't get him wrong though he absolutely LOVES helping other people out and constantly gives people advice when asked.

However, his very favorite games to play? Skyrim and Animal Crossing. The only reason he even has a Switch is because of Animal Crossing 'cause he gets to play with his parents and his brother and get to visit each other's towns/islands/whatever it is depending on the game. They also play Monster Hunter together and just chill while on a four way call.

He's not fond of simulators though. Not his thing.

What sort of video games would your OC enjoy?

What sort of video games would your OC hate having to play?

[vulpinesaint]

listen i am geralt of rivia hater number one but one thing i actually CANNOT stand is when the fandom mischaracterizes him. took one look at this man who speaks very straight-forwardly and matter-of-fact and is a little recalcitrant with his words sometimes and went "haha he communicates in grunts! man who only says 'hm'!" and then won't even write him to speak in full fucking sentences. hello???? hello???????? yes the netflix show was a bad influence on everybody because they were trying too hard to depict geralt as a stoic manly badass but we CANNOT let that distract us from the REAL thing to make fun of geralt for. which are his Constant Unprovoked Monologues

[imaginarianisms]

more asoiaf comparisons, parallels & antiparallels to the first dance of the dragons vs the second & final dance of the dragons (& possibly the sixth blackfyre rebellion): the blacks being daenerys i targaryen's supporters, the golds being aegon vi targaryen's supporters, tommen baratheon being a close equivalent to gaemon palehair & his mother essie & sylvenna sand which may be interpreted as a parallel with queen cersei lannister & taena merryweather of myr, trystane truefyre being a close equivalent to aegon/young griff & perkin being jon connington & the shepherd being the new high septon the high sparrow, dalton greyjoy being euron i greyjoy's ancestor & the latter surpassing him, alyn waters later alyn velaryon resembling aurane waters later aurane velaryon & finishing what their ancestors started. history repeats itself.

[todayisafridaynight]

aoki deserves a billion and one knives to the organs but tbh if i showed up to the husband of my ex's ceremony Of Which Was The Same Guy Who Made Me Look Like A Jackass On My Birthday and she was like 'wow youre so charming and sophisticated' after i overheard her calling me a creep and a weirdo On My Birthday i think i wouldve killed myself on the spot in front of everyone so good on him for not doing that I Guess

[americankimchi]

obsessed with the idea that in another world shen jiu would just be the cang qiong sect’s extremely bitchy second in command who acts like a royal pain in the ass to everyone but closes ranks SO fast once someone else is rude to anybody from the sect like FUCK you those are HIS annoying little brat disciples/peak lords and only HE’S allowed to be mean to them

[lynxgirlpaws]

y'all actually have irl friends? like, actually?

[britneyshakespeare]

You know. Sorry for another sporadic unprompted post about that friend who has caused me so much trauma in the past year. But I remember this one time his old high school friend I met once, he's really nice I liked him a lot. Cool guy. But he lives far away so they don't meet up a lot but they text. One time he sent this friend some pictures of us that were taken at a cooking class that he'd been bothering me into going to despite that it was all the way in Boston, there was a lot of walking to get to it, etc. And I was like constantly feeling sick and run down and exhausted from having Covid recently. He texted his friends those pictures of the two of us and his friend asked "Are you and Diana dating lol" like pretty innocently but honestly curious.

And he just replied "Are you fucking high" and he showed me and told me about it. Like. Like it was uncomfortable for HIM to be asked that.

Like his response isn't SUPER INSULTING TO ME.

[regular-lord-reckoner]

well, in some good news i think i salvaged my hair and it turns out the provider i hate doing charts for more than goddamn anything has decided she no longer needs my services, lol

i'm free!!!

[trickstercaptain]

this has always lowkey been a part of my rules but i've now made it a bit more official, but over here i am now, for the most part, primarily plotting based. i just don't have the inspiration i once did for spontaneous, off the cuff interactions with jack — and this doesn't mean you have to plot an entire google doc out with me (but you can 👀 i absolutely encourage that), i am a big fan of just throwing out initial ideas and then letting things develop organically from there. but i've noticed that my jack muse is still as strong as can be when it comes to plotted/established dynamics or if we've chatted even a little about a thread or interaction, but just isn't as present when it comes to threads/interaction where there hasn't been that initial discussion beforehand.

[kittlyns]

One day I am gonna start journaling again and then I won't post all this sad shit on here but until then! *posts another sad post*

[supercantaloupe]

generally the voice and theater majors don't interact much at all with the instrumental majors on campus but there's One voice major who's doing a concentration in conducting so we work with him a lot in orchestra, and as a result whenever i see him around campus he always gives me a smile and little wave, it's very sweet

[cipherapologism]

I did in fact create this blog to eventually post my own fevered ramblings about One Piece (which has spontaneously decided to kneecap me just as hard at 30 as 16, but at least I know what shouldn't be used as lube now) so I guess consider this me coming out on the fandom back porch to lounge on the steps with nothing but a vape and a dream

[redr0sewrites]

Can I request hcs for batboys experiencing the best blowjobs in their life from their s/o who is shy and has no experience in the sexual activities (like this is their first time doing and they were eager to please the boys)?

🥀A/n: YES!!!! TYSM FOR REQUESTING!!!!

🥀Character(s): Dick Grayson x reader, Jason Todd x reader, Bruce Wayne x reader

🥀Cw: smut, blowjob, dirty talk, praise, inexperienced/virgin!reader

🥀minors dni

Dick Grayson :

he's more than a little cocky at first, cooing at you and treating you like a precious little angel. your inexperience and eagerness definitely turns him on a bit, and that makes him all the more susceptible to how skilled you are at giving him head

thinks it's cute how shy you are, and definitely wants you to be naked beneath him. he doesn't mind if you touch yourself while your pleasuring him, and thinks it's adorable how your eyes widen when you see how big he is

how is that going to fit in your mouth?

while he does tease and mock you just a liiiittle, Dick isn't an asshole

he talks you through it the entire time as he's gently pushing his cock into your mouth, praising you for taking him so well and brushing the tears from your eyes when you gag on his length

when you start sucking him off, Dick swears he's in heaven. he can't help but buck his hips and grind against your face, and it takes everything in him to restrain himself from grabbing a fistfull of your hair and fucking your throat

his head is tossed back and his thighs are twitching, he's mumbling out praises and unashamedly moaning your name like it's a prayer

if you tease him a bit like he did to you and edge him, he will cry and bitch and moan about it until you let him cum.

also, this man has STAMINA expect him to last a little while. if you end up getting too needy and start masturbating while sucking him off, Dick will instruct you on what to do, what pace you should set, and if you end up edging him, he'll make you edge yourself as well. i don't think he's a very strict dom often, but he is commanding when it comes to this. loooveesss when you moan around his cock, the vibrations make him even louder and he is not ashamed of screaming your name when he comes like a porn star. (literally everyone in a mile radius is traumatized)

for your first time, i dont think he'd make you swallow his cum, and it would take a little while until he asks to cum in your mouth. i do think he prefers if u swallow it though. and if you show him his cum in your mouth before swallowing? be prepared for at least 2 more rounds of him just eating you out cuz that turns him on SO QUICK. he prefers to cum in your mouth but won't for the first time out of fear that you think he's a weirdo (he is)

Jason Todd :

Jason is also big on praising you, especially when it comes to your first time sucking him off. he wants to make the experience as comfortable for you as possible and is adamant about having you tap out if anything makes you uncomfortable

thinks its hot when you kneel in front of him, he has a bit of a size kink and you in a smaller position turns him on more than he'd like to admit

makes you suck on his fingers before he lets you suck on his cock. he's a little bit mean and makes you spit on his dick as lube, there's something about how sloppy it is that makes him feral

holds your jaw while you take him in your mouth and coos the sweetest praises as you adjust to his size. Jason is quick to calm any anxieties you have about not being able to take him, and his hand doesn't leave your face the entire time you suck him off. whenever you gag or gasp around him, his thumb runs soothingly over your cheek and he pulls out ever so slightly

talks you through it at first, giving you firm instructions on how to please him.

"fuuck, yea doll, swirl your tongue jus' like that. see baby, you're a natural, practically made f'my cock.."

lots of soft grunts and groans with the occasional whine. he isn't as much of a talker as he begins to get close, but is still pretty vocal

prefers to pull out and cum on your chest, he definitely would not cum on your face but wouldn't mind cumming in your mouth. your chest is definitely his preference though, and he loves when you look up at him with big doe eyes as his release drips down your front

definitely returns the favor and makes you cum at least twice, and is also big on aftercare!!

Bruce Wayne :

listen, while Bruce is definitely into blowjobs, he gets off on your pleasure more than his own. he'll buy you one of those remote controlled vibrators to use on you while your sucking him off, and increases the vibrations when he's close so you both cum at the same time

very gentle with you. he doesn't want to make you gag or hurt you, and he keeps a cautious hand gently resting on the top of your head as you take him into your mouth

loooots of praise, especially when you moan around his cock from the vibrator

Bruce is very quiet during sex in general, but he's a little more vocal than usual when receiving head. he lets out soft sighs and groans of pleasure, mixed in with praises and affectionate whispers of your name

"yes, darling, just like that... so good f'me..."

his thighs twitch and shudder a looot when you suck him off, and his back arches ever so slightly <3 its a very pretty sight to see

while your first time would probably be in the safety and comfort of your bedroom, Bruce loves the intensity of semi-public sex. he definitely wants you to suck him off under his desk, the risk and thrill of being caught all the more prominent whenever footsteps are heard walking by his office doors

likes teasing you and edging you with the vibrator, he wants this to be a pleasurable experience for both of you but may tease you just a bit about cumming untouched

prefers to cum in your mouth, but he'll ask if it's okay before he does so. its a bit of a dirty secret, but he loves kissing you after you gave him head and tasting himself on your tongue. he isn't exactly possessive, but it arouses him more than he'd care to admit

very sweet with aftercare! he'll chuckle at you a bit if you complain about having a sore jaw, but otherwise treats you very well. he definitely always eats you out after you auck him off, even though you've already came. he also would be into experimenting with the remote control vibrator some more if your interested.... 😇

if this seems a teensy bit bad then im sorry, i wrote it while very sleep deprived 💀

ANYWAYS!!! HOPE U ENJOYED!!!! plsplsoslspslsps PLEASE send in jason todd asks this is not a drill