#he has a girlfriend

[allamericanb-tch]

me bc i can’t tell if he’s putting moves on me or just being nice bc he has a girlfriend and he would never try anything to you someone else while he’s in a committed relationship and if i like him for real or just the attention but

[parasiticallyyours]

i love this guy and i wanna dig my face into his stomach and bare my teeth to start gnawing and tearing out all his intestines and play around in them and makeout with him as i spew vomit down his throat just for it to slip out the bite marks in his organs onto the floor and i hope he chokes

[skinnedkneesandcherries]

me when i immediately replace one completely unavailable man with another!!

[julia-not-roberts]

my mouth is bloody and my eyes are shallow and the world keeps spinning but i’m making it stop for you.

[mani-mari]

The "I have it so bad" to "he has a girlfriend" pipeline is real

[anotherbrickinthegay]

My very real, current situation that I think would make a good hc:

Me: I don’t have any feelings about [x] in fact I think my brain tricked me into making them more attractive in my head than they actually are irl

Also me: *has very detailed nsfw dream starring [x]* ah fuck

[dafukdidiwatch]

Yeah Loup getting the Discord Redemption Arc, really going to fuck up this world in unknown ways

[lemon-why]

I pulled out one of my eyebrows out of stress ( unrelated ) and decided not to go 🥲

[thestarsaligne]

Gay panik

My guy best friend just came back from his hometown after a month and it's like he went through puberty omg he's sooooooo fine now and he's so sweet and he keeps flirting with me

But he's straight.

[naaaaaaomi]

He actually has feelings for me too, but loves her. And still, it's so hard for me to let go, and he's not even mine.

[ken-ny]

holding hands with pookie ❤️

@lewisdeklein

(he's the pale one)

[starspangledsoldiers]

she asked if eddie was shopping for a wife or a girlfriend and he said NO and then called himself a single dad

[suprslvt4evr]

HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF UGHHHH

[outerbanxx]

I wish I could surgically extract, ball up, solidify, and the CHUCK MY FEELINGS AT HIS STUPID FACE. AND THEN PICK THEM BACK UP AND THROW THEM AT HIM AGAIN.

[greentrickster]

Daughter of fantasy villains decides to rebel against her parents by actually going through with her arranged marriage to a local golden retriever of a prince instead of running off with some local villain-to-be or conquering said golden retriever’s kingdom and ruling it solo like her parents expect her to. Plus, sue her, she’s into the clean-cut earnest look.

At the same time, local prince charming discovers that he’s actually very into the gothic fiance his parents have landed him with in order to try and establish peace with the local evil lair down the lane, he would never have guessed a spiderweb pattern could look so fetching on a ball gown...?

Meanwhile, two pairs of parents in a tizzy because they both expected their offspring to whole-heartedly reject this union and give them an excuse to conquer their goody-two-shoes/evil neighbours, they’re not supposed to actually like each other-!

[demigods-posts]

currently obsessed with the idea of everyone viewing percy as a forced to never be messed with. for the sea is unpredictable and does not like to be restrained and all that jazz. except, frank and hazel. who only see him as just a little guy. a soldier left to his own devices out on the streets with nothing to comfort him but a panda pillow pet and a lingering memory of a girl he loves. he's just a little guy you guys.