#he had NO RIGHT being hot
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During the final gasps of Shadowlands I was running on prepackaged estrogen and so when I did Castle Nathria I was like "........gonna fight Denathrius tonight 😖😖🥴" Now I have T all up in my grill and I'm admitting openly that I need him carnally
#he had NO RIGHT being hot#and saying all those things in his fight#wanting you to scream for him and crawl on your knees to him..... HELLO??????????#doesnt help that hes a vampire basically. i am weak#sl#from the postmaster#sire denathrius#revendreth
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can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.
(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#unique magic posters#this was so unforseeable!#i hope malleus gets pumpkinified immediately and sebek has to carry him around on a little velvet cushion#i hope jade puts his plant knowledge to good use by being extremely judgy about the firmness of everyone's rind#i hope that everyone is still wearing their silly little hats as pumpkins#(i know they won't. but if we don't have hope we have nothing.)#and i'm still feeling like oogie's gotta show up later and menace jamil just by existing#perhaps we'll have to team up against him with the scullsman or something 👀#also just to get it out before being proven entirely wrong#my theory is still that he's from the past and we gotta teach him about the True Meaning of Halloween (aka candy and funtimes)#so he can go back to his own time and become the founder of modern-day candy and funtimes halloween or something#bootstrap paradox be damned#i could be entirely off-base but that's what i'm thinking right now#idk he just has the vibe of an old-timey boy to me#he's had the great misfortune of being born before there were hot topics where he could meet other jack skellington fanatics#too late for the black plague too early for the black parade 😔
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every time i watch anything with him in it (admittingly, predominantly from the Dropout app), i am reminded that Lou Wilson is the most handsome man to have ever lived. like, objectively. he just is. i will hear no arguments for any other person to be ranked higher. Lou Wilson: whose face single-handedly shows humanity can go no higher in beauty. he is THE most attractive man in the world. argue with the wall lmao
#lou wilson#dimension 20#dropout#game changer#i feel compelled to mention this comes from (a) me having had this opinion 5ever and needing it published as i rewatch Neverafter#and (b) that i am on aroace spectrum (im a demi-bi/pan-romantic asexual. mouthful. ugh) so like#the ''hot tingling'' feelings y'all alloromantic-allosexuals get? i dont get those. i feel like this somehow equips me to be#objective while y'all have subjectively biased preferences. dont ask me questions about this flimsy defense. im so objective. all the time#(if you need a tone indicator here: im being sarcastic and joking. i know my queerness does not make me objective. but let me joke about#this because i feel like i am SO RIGHT ABOUT HOW GODDAMN ATTRACTIVE LOU WILSON IS. PUT THIS MAN'S IMAGE IN MUSEUMS TO LAST FOREVERMORE)#how can a man still be hot after voicing Pinocchio. idk. ask Lou Wilson the most beautiful man to ever exist#he's just so stylish and pretty and funny and he has a great smile. A++. put him on the cover of magazines#my post#mine
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"maybe you're just the first beautiful, kind face that I have ever seen."
Not to be gay on main but ohmigod holy shit oh my fucking God
#silver sending stones#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#dorym#i know we've been over this already.#but i just thought about it again and like#it is so powerfully loving and devastating#to nit pick. hea been out and about for a year right?#but after a year of being alone he found the crown keepers.#and in all that time. he had not found a combination of kind and beautiful#(beauty in the eye of the beholder but still)#and the fact that he says beautiful forst really gets me#because ot sounds like “yes ive seen beauty. but that beauty did not bare kindness”#cause you cant tell me dorian “his favorite cryptid would be mothman because hed think hes hot” storm#didnt find a single hot guy in that year#but who the FUCK was mean to my man#who hurt him#cause i need to murder them
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It’s just… it is everything that Cardan thought Jude would notice his “SO OBVIOUS” exile riddle and thinks Jude to not hesitate to come back. Beside his certainty of her cleverness to piece the riddle together, he believed he was that clear about his feelings toward her; he had thought she absolutely ought to know how he feels for her.
Like oh buddy. BUDDY. Your wife had thought of the answer to your little riddle like you thought she would. But guess what? She has detrimental TRUST ISSUES. (Like… Ur super mean and hot, I can’t blame her.) Anyway.. it’s SUPER adorable of him to so wholeheartedly believe she wouldn’t question his trust. It reveals so much about his pov of thier relationship.
Jude thought Cardan’s (silly) trick was a (vile) trick, when it was simply a: “Im trying to impress/pay you back in kind with our romantic metaphorical sparring and eventually get you out of political drama for a bit,” trick.
I’m fucking laughing wow these delusional ass children I fucking love them.
#IM JUST NOW REALIZING I SPELT THEIR WRONG AND IM SO EMBARRASSED#at least it was the right their😭😭#THEYRE SO REAL LMFAOOOOOO#like they both were so hot ofc they constantly questioned the validity of each others feelings#if the last part didn’t make sense I’ll explain#she knew he had tricked her into exile and when Jude was like ‘can I pardon myself?’ she thought it was another trick to humiliate her#like girl it was to do THE OPPOSITE of humiliation#HE WAS SENDING YOU TO SAFETY UNTIL YOU COULD COME BACK AND FLAUNT UR NEW POSITION#but basically it revealed that he loved like Jude loves#that they have the same heart#(he’s not like the reg folk. he grew up around so many mortals as she did the folk)#but he’s a faerie so he doesn’t take caution to being unpredictable#Jude even knew: the folk could be humanlike but they (the folk) inevitably would do something to remind her that they STILL ARE folk#though she had too easily assumed that the folk acting like the folk meant betrayal#he thought the whole marriage thing had meant she fully trusted him#because he knew how hard it would be for her to give up her power over him#and he thought because that she had given up her ability to command him(comma) that she couldn’t doubt trusting him any longer#queen of nothing#the cruel prince#the wicked king#Jude Duarte#jurdan#cardan greenbriar#tfota#I’ve known them since I was 13 they’re much older in my stubborn pov#also me using the semi colon as if I’m sure that it’s proper grammar LMAOOOOO#confidence is key
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There’s no way Jayce came out of the fucking Infection Dimension perfectly healthy except for his leg (and his mental health)
He had an open wound on his back before he even went in!! and then the one we saw on his leg! (which was broken in fucking half!!) like did y’all see how thick the fog was?? He was breathing that shit in for months!! That man was probably dying!!!
#we should have seen him take a pause in his speech to cough for like thirty minutes#what kind of fucked up cocktail of gas was in that fog bro#like The Gray and every other drug smog gas from the factory’s mixed together with fucking magic#how much crazier would the Jayvik parallels be if Jayce had coughed up blood at some point#still crying over how much weight he lost#my baby…#did he even get to see his mom before he and Vik disappeared?#did he get to hug her?#tell her he was sorry and that he loved her?#did she get to make him his first hot meal in months?#did she hold him while he cried?#did she even know he was back before he was gone again?#imagine being Ximena and your son shows up at your door after being missing for months over half a year#and he’s lost weight his hair is grown and unkempt and he’s covered in scars and he has a brace on his leg which is clearly injured#and he cries in your arms when you hug him like he hasn’t since he was seven#and you tell him to come in to eat to tell you what happened and if he’s okay and he tries but none of it really makes since to you except#the grief. the grief you can understand you lost your partner after all you know what that kind of grief looks like#and after you’ve feed him and held him and took care of him he leaves again to try and save his partner and then you never see him again#and you’ll never know what happened to him and his partner#but all you can hope for was that he was able to save him and where ever they are their together#I am spiraling over Ximena Talis right now in the tags of my mostly jokey post#I love the Talis’ so much#jayce talis#ximena talis#I’m tagging her because of the tags#it is 11 at night I have a cold and I am spiraling about the Talis’ right now#and just like Jayce should have been I am coughing like there’s no tomorrow
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If I’m being completely honest… and please don’t hate me for this I thought this a long time ago and I don’t know if I still do but… I stopped reading Kotlc when it became too much about angsty/sad Keefe and not enough everyone else
Edit: this is not an anti keefe post. I love keefe.
#and I was in 5th grade okay#this was many years ago#or well I started it in 5th grade#idk when I stopped but this was why#I just remember there being keefe every two sentences#and he became too angst for my liking back then#he had every right to be angsty but it killed the mood for me#I was there for good vibes#and we barely got to see about anyone else I think#that’s probably not true but it’s what I thought at the time#Sophie was always thinking about keefe#keefe this keefe that it’s like I get it#I love him but can we go back to the plot please#keefe sencen#would I think the same of I read it now? who knows but it’s why I stopped in the first place#kotlc keefe#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities characters#keeper of the lose cities#kotlc stellarlune#kotlc hot takes#sophie foster#kotlc neverseen#kotlc black swan#to be clear this is not anti keefe#I love keefe#I love him so much#I love sokeefe#I just don’t love this
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Armand's simpering little "and I never have" has taken on new dimensions for me. Technicality king and also I think very in keeping with his whole malign fairy creature deal. You can tell him not to hurt the bae, but you should really specify what "hurt" entails. Is chopping someone's hands off really hurting them? If they have annoyed you very much I mean.
-questions Armand might pose to Lestat that inspire him to leave the country
#I do think the root of what makes Lesmad so funny is that it is literally the one of two times Lestat has displayed good sense in love#both times his mother was standing right there telling him what to do so take from that what you will#but lestat does enjoy negative attention and fucking around to find out and needling powerful entities who are enamored with him#it takes so much for him to say yes you're hot. but still no#you are too good at fucking will my head and too willing to take liberties with my body i don't like this#though iirc part of it was having experienced Armand's mind whammy he didn't want to leave him in proximity to Gabrielle#once again mommy issues carry the day#anyway#press says iwtv#I have a post percolating in my heart about the reversal of Gabby telling Lestat she just wants to die knowing he's safe in Paris with his#boyfriend#explicitly severing their codependent you're my other half my twin me but a man thing#and Gabby telling him to leave Nicki with Armand and run#but it's actually half a post that amounts to a) this too is a perversion brought on by living past your own death and#b) actually though it's her being a good mom in both instances#like probably the two times she most clearly manages that are#leave this place and me and live your own best life without guilt or shame#and leave your boyfriend who has had a psychotic break and hates you now. do not involve yourself with the sewer creature who is violently#obsessed with you.#she packed up her kid and she left! also did some other things but we don't need to talk about that#cw: incest#interview with the vampire
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if chibnall was the one writing this season you lot would be talking VERY differently
#anti rtd#oomfs ur so right#s14 is the kinda mid that people think his era was#and yet#you throw in that razzle dazzle written by rtd and all of a sudden there's no criticisms!#or worse somehow#is how its a polite and gentle reframing of chibs criticism#like with him it was hey he ate this singular one thing But I KNOW CHIBS IS BAD HE'S TERRIBLE DONT WORRY I KNOW IT#and with rtd its oh i disliked this nonsensical and objectively bad writing but ummm guys i lOVED LOVED everything else i swear#its soooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO#it must be studied#but i knew yous were a lost cause when we had 14/15 running around calling men hot bc yes totally something the doctor just does#not ooc at allllll#bc this is how we know the doctor is queer now guys#dont you know it#i have like a million other complaints i miss being like oh hey that was mid/bad and moved on with my life 😭😭#god i think 13 era killed me bc now i do care about u hypocritical losers#rip 15ruby i wish i cared and that you had any development#ncuti millie i would like to hang out with you though#15 maybe you'll cry less next season so that the emotional scenes have impact perhaps 🙏🏾🙏🏾#ramblings of an insomniac#god i just remembered the whole real mum antics#fuck i need to go i gotta go!!!!#ps the ncuti conundrum where he's the most charismatic dr in nuwho whilst also being the worst actor is driving me nuts#idk if its the characterisation or his lack of ability in creating that inner psychology that connective tissue between his louder acting#which he's great at btw!#idk maybe that one monologue in boom made me go yes okay here we goooo#but then every other moment has been like hmmmnnnmtgodhd okay whateve#i think he needed more acting prep before he got this role bc he's got Something he could be Great but the subtle stuff is lacking#sooo hoping he can grow into that but it's giving perfect actor wrong time.... and if ur white ur not allowed to agree with me shush go away
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Spoilers for Sinsmas/Sinsmas ramble
So I had Sinsmas paused on my browser to do life stuff as usual, I Will Be Okay was in my head, and I walked back to my computer after life stuff and realized the frame I had it paused on was
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Do you see what I'm seeing
Their positions aren't just similar, they're reversed. In "I Will Be Okay", Via is on the floor and Stolas's shadow is standing up, looking down on her and reaching a hand to her from above, which she swats away. At the end of Sinsmas, Stolas is kneeling on the floor, with Via looking down at him from above, and her hand resting on Stolas's, which she pulls away from.
AND THE PARALLELS AND REVERSALS DON'T END THERE
From what I could see, it seems like there's only one instance where the parallel doesn't totally apply.
This.
Merry Sinsmas, Helluva Boss fandom :D
:'D
#helluva boss#sinsmas#hb spoilers#rambles#ramble#hi fandom this is my first time in these parts please be nice haha ^^'#i love parallels guys#hb storyboard artists you MASTERMINDS /aff#as someone who at most just looks at the analysis videos and has absorbed the goings-on through internet osmosis#the emotions still hit very hard for this episode#which is also the first one i watched in full as opposed to just going to certain clips to see what the fandom is frothing in the mouth ove#hot take: via has the right to be mad at stolas. but stolas also deserves to (and SHOULD) have a moment to explain to her everything#now stolas in mastermind put himself on the chopping block after confessing which is the most blatant “yes i am ditching my life for an imp#and is very much breaking the promise he made to her in loo loo land the instant it was tested#so yes via has every right to be mad in this regard#but#she's also very deliberately being kept out of the loop with everything going on with her family and it's biting her in the ass#she probably knows her parents hate each other but does she know that stella hires hitmen to kill stolas like on every day ending in y?#does she know that the reason they got together in the first place was just because they needed a precautionary goetia heir?#does she know that their wedding anniversaries are “not divorced” anniversaries in every sense of the word?#does she know that stella never plans on having her fulfill her purpose as a goetia#because she and andre want stolas's power like flies want shit and are going to hog that power for all it's worth?#probably not#stella wouldn't bother telling her about it because she doesn't really care for her much (just the perks of having her on her side)#(i mean c'mon “the egg that came out of me” and “his daughter”?)#and stolas didn't want to tell her the full extent of what he had to go through because he wanted via to have a normal childhood#meaning he wanted to fill the role of the ordinary loving father with no issues and no happy pill abduction whatsoever hahahahaaawhosaidtha#so he didn't want to worry her with his issues when she is still growing and that shit is too much for a little child to process#but with via's eighteenth birthday coming soon and stella and andre being even less subtle about their.... their EVERYTHING#maybe via will begin to get a peek into everything underneath the surface and maybe understand a bit of what stolas had to deal with
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so far it feels like all of the praise, or at least hype, for arcane is about playing around with the facts of the champions and not the actual meaning to their stories
im pretty sure this applies to other champs too but like theone foremost in my mind rn is everything to do with Orianna. people are going like oh, viktor will make her a machine! or singed won't be able to bring her back. Orianna's just dead or asleep in stasis and this is not at all the clockwork girl who tried to befriend an amusement park automaton because she was so lonely
it feels like this with warwick, with viktor, jayce even ekko and kinda jinx — season 2 has been nothing but. playground toys. make-believe in the sandbox. action figures are being mashed together but nothing of what made these characters Themselves is actually. Here.
idk it's 2 in the morning. this endless stream of praise is just bewildering. how haven't anyone else's brains been turned to mush by the rapidfire bullshit going on in each episode? shit just happens and there's no emotional weight to any of it. there's no time. off to mark the next thing on the checklist
ugh
#arcane crit#more like venting tbh i fucking hate it here#vent#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#it's like. looking at people making all these wacky theories#about a character youve sunk so much time and thought into#and seeing them fundamentally misunderstand what you know to be something very articulate and meaningful in its own right#it's like seeing people say TFGraves had no hints of romantic themes or that they were Just Friends#when you Know tf basically killed himself after seeing all his friends die and being unable to save graves#when you Know graves was metaphorically tripping over his own feet giggling at annoying TF#feeling butterflies when TF expresses concern for him#you know those two are Devoted to each other and then people insist graves has the hots for vayne. like what? huh??#obvs that one is rooted in homophobia but the like complete misalignment of what you perceive to be reality and what they perceive it to be#i feel like im going insane and it doesnt help when arcane fans respond to crit or disagreements with 'you just don't get it.'#'it's show don't tell.' bro theyre not showing us anything#ugh im gonna stop now i just needed to let this out#im trying to focus on the positives bec i do think singed is being done Very well#but like he's the only positive and thats Not Great
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six fanarts thing - ty to everyone who gave me the chs!!
#rvb#su#sharkface#locus#jasper#garnet#queen eclipsa#felix#mine#six fanarts#a rare un-grungy locus! i imagine this is him before the whole Situation. back when he was a guy who would see an enemy soldier stranded#+ think the best of them and defend them to their fellow squadmates. he looks so wifey in this btw. who said that#i bully locs abt his smile being weird a lot but i do think that when he genuinely smiles. its beautiful. it heals the soul#i drew felix in the suit from merc trilogy but i couldnt get her face right. im sorry. you lost smirking butchy felix. she was hot though.#girl felix is the definition of 'stop saying you'll go gay bc of men i'll treat you just as bad'#idk anything abt star vs so i got her name wrong. oops lol#also i had an empty spot + had to draw jasper since i drew garnet too. jasper's my girl (gn) and shes done nothing wrong ever#wow who's surprised. jasper's my fav su character. you'll be shocked to know that the malachite theme is also my favorite track.
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i just think if you think jesus christ superstar is all about romance you could be missing the way faggier suffering happening. now okay jesus did say dear looord when i get to heaven please let me take my man when he comes tell me that youll let him in father tell me if you can but judas did come down in a heavenly white jumpsuit with some sexy gogo angels and he did go to heaven. what does this have to do with the start of this post again. right. so judas was tricked and essentially got his free will taken away from him and was forced to betray him
#jesus christ superstar#IF I DIE WHAT WILL BE MY REWARD!?#HAVE TO KNOW ID HAVE TO KNOW MY LORD!#far too keen on where and how! but not so hot on why!#ignore me#he had free will but because this needed to happen he was put in the exact situation to not have a choice. to have this be the only thing#that was right. but why was he here. everything can be controlled and everything was known and he was chosen to be damned because#gods omnipotence prevents judas from being in a position to redeem himself because he wants jesus to die. and god feels regret for#judas's humanity. he gets to go to heaven to be with his friend but then the musical ends with the scene of them looking out over the#desert with jesus gone. not reunited and still playing a role not only without judas but without mary or any of the apostles.#does he exist anymore? who is it that comes back? what does the knowledge and new life form mean for his humanity?#/im not religious i know the christian snipers are sending in the taskforce now
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umm trying to figure out how 2 draw piccolo...
i just think having no friends his age and being around piccolo all the time as a teenager would have an affect on gohans formative years
#we all think piccolos hot right#this is jus one sided piccolo gohan but if u ship them that is okay 👍#this is part of my elaborate plan to make gohan a xenophile early on#leading to him eventually being gay abt dende#i dont think piccolos ever found anyone hot in his life but hes also pretty repressed. an gohan growns up to be insanely cute#i mean except in . that one design . eugh#im a “namekians can reproduce sexually” truther. they have way too much genetic diversity to not be able to reproduce sexually#ill write abt that later. wild that guru birthed all those kids. maybe its like an ant colony situation#im not posting these because i particularly like them i just had an idea i had to communicate#charlie this drawing couldve been a text post#no friends his age except DENDE actually !! except technically dendes piccolos age? except obviously he isnt.. *retcon beam* i dunno#theres too much going on in this fucking series#oh i almost forgot to put real tags#dbz#piccohan#?#my art
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oh yeah that’s fine yup this is fine THIS IS FINE!
NO ITS NOT, IM NOT FINE, NOTHING IS FINE, NOT AT ALL, HELP~🎃
(disclaimer: i know smoking is bad for you. 100% i get it. i’m not glamorizing it. neither of us are.)
#but seriously (and it’s very likely just my fucking oral fixation) he’s fucking—UGH#don’t smoke kids it’s bad for you#—he needs to stop being hot even when he’s doing unhealthy things.#he’s just so pretty with something in his mo—whoops#uhhhh#welp#so anyway#franks hands and his mouth huh?#yk i had made it out of my dumpster fire earlier this evening#but i’ve just had to roll right back in thanks to you#frnkiebby#bucciaratibugs#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcrmy#frnkie#mcr5#my chemical romance#my chem#ilhsm
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thinking very hard about the ending of tfone and megatron's reasoning behind the things he says and does... at first i couldn't reconcile with the way he spits out the word prime when referring to optimus bc ???? the primes were never the problem... it was sentinel ?? but then i realised that other than it being bc sentinel tainted the idea for him somewhat. it's also probably bc he's deliberately separating orion from optimus for his own sake... deciding that his best friend really did die when he dropped him as the other option is too difficult for him to even think about acknowledging in his current mental state... 🥲
#still having a little trouble w figuring out the whole formation of the decepticons tho...#previously they had a valid reason to fight iirc#what with corruption being rampant and whatnot#but in this one ??#what deception are they rallying against ???#i really feel that its probably just megs being upset about being banished and holding a personal grudge#(which he wont acknowledge as the case. he cant handle admitting that he might be wrong and crossing a line in anger atm)#(he needs to feel like hes fighting for a cause and that hes being righteous in his anger to not break down and think about what hes lost)#and the high guard are definitely not a good influence on him#indulging his delusions and fanning the flames of his anger#what was there problem btw ??? lol#why are they so into the might is right idea. what happened ??#but anyway#i need more megop divorce pain#then reconciliation ??? hmm ???#arrhhgg#whadda hell#i love megatron man... hes always been one of my favs alongside hot rod and starscream#and that movie was sososososo good for him#personal
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