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lately

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Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

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me vs opening the online chart system. it just takes like. an uncomfortably long time for it to even let me log in and sometimes it cancels my request... why...

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bfs coffee flavor today is blackberry bourbon surprise. the surprise is i put a craisin in it

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the thing about like big chop cut off your dead ends grow your healthiest hair its like. ok well just bc i cut the dead ends off doesnt mean im gonna not curl my hair almost every day. youd think you should advocate for a few sacrificial inches at the bottom to curl instead of damaging healthier hair

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People online: Mixed height relationships are predatory and pedophilic

People in real life: Did you know the LA fires were set intentionally to destroy entrances to the secret tunnels to Diddy’s sex dungeons and Beyoncé knows

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Our sacred grove is being desecrated!

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the prince with a thousand (idk. more than 4) enemies

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obsessed with the girl who says that if you lie on the floor long enough you will start to cry and shake because your body is 'releasing excess cortisol' like i just think you might be going through something girl

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ethly a tharn ass white nayilf franing u hrair.

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The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

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