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i had a dream last night that i organized a tumblr meetup and we all agreed to go to a local bar together. so i go to the bar but it was a really busy night and i didn't want to ask every stranger "are u here for tumblr reasons" bc that's embarrassing and i'm shy. so i just got a drink and felt very awkward & hoped someone would approach me. tried to look inviting and like i was from tumblr but not like i was "from tumblr". when i left some girl stopped me to ask if i was there for the meetup but i was too shy and asked what's tumblr?
in the dream i went home to make a post about how nobody showed up to the tumblr meetup but my entire dash was people saying they'd gone to the bar but were too fucking shy to admit to being on tumblr so we'd all just had a drink and gone home
#i have very vivid usually very logical dreams due to my ptsd#i'm skipping the part where i was really nervous about what to wear bc i didn't want to wear the wrong thing#also the drinks were all pink & with umbrellas . also after this in the dream there was this guy#who had been there in a chicken costume and was ''funny'' but then he was always outside my window#down the street . in the store. etc.#just standing there . moving like he was drowning. he kept signing that he was choking#and i was too scared to help while his feathers .... floating and bloated in the dry air#.... while he begged me with his weird puffy wings. silently. choking and choking and choking. his toes barely touching down#and meanwhile im like sorry dude i gotta jump on tumblr to talk about this bar experience#dream me: okay the drowning on dry land chicken guy is fine. but i draw the line at social anxiety
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03/09/1998 - happy birthday to the king, the legend, the light of my life (and the actor that he is) 🥺
~ ⋆˙⟡ ♡˙⟡ ✨🫶🏻💘🫳🏻🐈⬛🍊⋆˙⟡ ♡˙⟡ ~
#first kanaphan#gmmtv#happy birthday pookie!!!!! 🥺#had about 4 breakdowns making this#it also took 3 hours bye lmao#but anyway!!!!!!!#my boyfie!!!!! my hubby!!!!!!! love of my life!!!!!!!#hes my favorite child (one of them) & i luv him more than anything :(#hes clearly also gods favorite bc look at him#he has the prettiest face and the most beautiful soul to go with it so clearly#he is a man written by a woman#may 26 bring him everything he wants and dreams and hopes for and more#also brb crying over his squishy little face in WUL wolf and the shipper 😩😭🤏🏻#im so emotional#he deserves the world#series in chronological order:#wake up ladies#wolf#the shipper#blacklist#not me#astrophile#the eclipse#our skyy2#moonlight chicken#only friends#the heart killers#(2x)#eras in order:#purple = 2018-2020 (baby era); orange = 2021-2023 (soft era); green = 2023-present (dark era)
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Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance Link Attack - Paw Groove
#kingdom hearts dream drop distance#khddd#sora#necho cat#dream eaters#link system#my gif#you can hear a disembodied crowd cheering for you while performing this link#big fan of the one handed hand stand it's actually really impressive lol#and his little... chicken dance idk what to call that but i'm happy that he's having fun#c'mon everybody let's get up and do the sora#some of these came out kind of rough. the program i use hates constant moving backgrounds but what can ya do#was it the character files that sora thought singing and dancing in kh2 atlantica was the best feeling ever?#because that's adorable i'm glad he can have silly moments like this and have fun
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idk how to explain this, it just makes sense yknow?
#rottmnt future leonardo#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt#this came to my in my dreams#that chicken is horrified please help him#peepaw actually has some style for once#HES NOT SWAGLESS#shout out if you know the music video
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Greenest Flag in a BL
Round 1
#bl bracket#monster next door#this love doesn't have long beans#last twilight#takara kun to amagi kun#kinnporshce#he's coming to me#word of honor#our dating sim#bad buddy#my tooth your love#knock knock boys#kieta hatsukoi#cherry magic th#i hear the sunspot#between us#cherry magic#cooking crush#my school president#la pluie#we are#enchante#until we meet again#moonlight chicken#to my star#love tractor#guardian#laws of attraction#i saw you in my dream#bed friend
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a tiny briar for myself after the work week.
#fan art.#artists on tumblr#honkai star rail#honkai oc#briar briar briar#i love u#my blind chicken wtf u lookin at#well he can see in the dream but w/e
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***POSSIBLE EPISODE FOUR SPOILERS FOR RINGS OF POWER***
Uhhhh...I just saw the short episode 4 teaser and...I was NOT prepared for how it ended....
Actual footage of me being VERY pleasantly surprised:
#adar#rings of power#please send help#the rings of power#lotr#sam hazeldine#adar rings of power#uruk#trop#pretty sure i almost peed myself#i sounded like the chicken Hei Hei from Moana when i screamed#the number of times i had to rewatch it to make sure it wasnt a beautiful dream#he did not just use his gauntlet to extinguish a flaming arrow#the fuuuuckkk#i am unwell#kicking screaming crying throwing up#my boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble#of course they would do this to me so i have all day to be hyper focused on it#pretty sure i just had an out of body experience#the way i fangirled the neighbors probably thought i was being murdered#well hello there#Instagram
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I want to write a fic about Dream moving into a frat mid college for some reason and he has the surgery scars he has and every single time a frat bro sees him without a shirt on their reaction is "Dude, cool scars!! ... is it a trans thing?" "Uh... no, they're like, surgery scars" "Cool cool... you're still going with he/him right? Just to check" "yeah"
#the dog barks#dreamwastaken#the frat bros are of couse Sapnap Sam Punz George etc#I think Dream would have been put there because of an error in the system but the frat had space so he just stayed#he doesn't like talking about the surgery with strangers and the bros picked up on it so every single time someone asks they make up a new-#story about what happen#their favorite is “he was fighting a huge crocodile and it almost bit him in half” “he jumped into a trash compactor”#george in particular will always say that dream got the scars fighting the ender dragon#Dream has a girl group that he hangs out with and they use him as a test to see if the guy they like is worth dating#mostly not with the scars#Dream just has something that makes men feel like they need to puff up like a stupid chicken#(that something is that he's tall and hot and well liked by the girls and the gays)#the frat house becomes 70% queerer when Dream joins#his nickname by the end of the year is mr gay awakening#(no one calls him that to his face)#dsmp au#writing
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the other day I remembered the first drawing in this comically edgy post from yonder 2017 existed and I had an urge. a long time ago, miles nightmare newton was the edgiest man alive, but we know better now
#dreamswap#miles newton#ds nightmare#dreamswap nightmare#utmv#undertale multiverse#art closet#dream sans#ds cross#ds error#ds dream#kevin the chicken#I was going through old folders and stuff#and I was like oh my god I forgot how much this guy hated the world back then#eternal scowl sort of guy#his heart has changed#he's just a silly guy who had his heart broken
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Bruce: Whats wrong with Peter?
Tony: He thinks somethings wrong with him because he had a weird dream last night
Bruce: Well, dreams don't show your true self or anything like that
Tony: Exactly! It's just your brain putting random shit in a blender and making you have a weird dream
Bucky: Last night I had a dream that me and Steve were fighting a mechanical pidgeon on a cloud shaped like a chicken nugget.
Tony: Forget what I said. This dream is important and has a deep philosophical meaning
Peter: a mechanical pidgeon?
Bucky: Sam.
#it was a nice change for Bucky#he usually dreams about Nazis#so it was nice to team up with his best friend and fight sam on a cloud shaped like a chicken nugget#Sam wasn't amused#bucky barnes#bruce banner#tony stark#peter parker#winter soldier#bucky#ironman#spider man#spiderman#iron man#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#mcu#irondad#incorrect avengers#incorrect marvel#incorrect ironman#incorrect spiderman quotes
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Rewatching s1, and in light of everything that comes later it’s incredible how for like 12 episodes Fan Xian is sincerely convinced that his romance is the most important thing that's going on with his life. And everything else is incidental
#i somewhat exaggerate but it's like#everyone: plots! treasury! murder!#fan xian: why is everyone buzzing about irrelevant things while i try to find my beloved chicken drumstick girl#everyone is like omg he agreed to come to the poetry thing. this is our chance to destroy him#fan xian: of course I’m going to the poetry thing. the girl of my dreams may be there#he’s like semi-accidentally sidestepping or upending plots while occupied by something else entirely#and using all his scheming acumen to get himself out of a marriage he doesn’t yet realise he actually wants#meanwhile i'd forgotten how much romance there WAS in season 1#joy of life
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who is cooking adrien dinner. is he just eating kid cuisines every night. let’s investigate.
#miraculous ladybug#adrien agreste#chatnoir#no bc i remember the one with the chicken nuggets#and the chocolate pudding wihh the sprinkles#i dream about that pudding#i hc that nathalie meal preps at the beginning of the week#and she just started making extra for adrien and he hasn’t noticed#he fully assumes it’s the food fairy#bc it sure ain’t his dad LMAOO
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THE BLORBOS IN MY HEAD BE LIKE
#hELP#saitama#one punch man#clown honks#moonime#I READ AND CAUGHT UP WITH THE ONE PUNCH MAN MANGA AND THEN I HAD A DREAM I WAS CUDDLING SAITAMA WHILE HE PET MY HEAD#I WASNT EVEN AWARE I WAS LUSTING FOR HIM BUT APPARENTLY SO#IN THE DREAM I WAS SOOOOOOOO BLUSHY IM SO EMBARRASSED ASDJLASKDSD#AND LIKE!!! IT WAS DARK AND WE WERE WATCHING A MOVIE WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER PPL AND LAYING ON THE FLOOR AND TO BE MORE COMFY I KINDA JUST#LAID ON HIM??? ALSKDJLK LIKE ON HIS CHEST!!! IT WAS REALLY DARK JUST THE MOVIE FOR LIGHT#ANYWAY I WAS LIKE AAAA MAYBE THIS WAS TOO FORWARD WHAT IF HE DIDNT LIKE THAT#bUT THEN WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING HE JUST STARTS STROKING MY HEAD AND IM ASDLJALKSJDLAJSLDKJAKLSDSDJALKSDJKL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#SO UH YEAH ANYWAYS MEMES#this post is about saitama and all the blorbos i rotate around in my head like a rotisserie chicken
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[CN] Victor’s Carbon Pen and Glass Bead Event (Day 3)
⌚ This post contains detailed spoilers for content yet to be released on the global server! ⌚
✦ thursday || friday || saturday || sunday || monday || tuesday || wednesday
【High School Affiliated to Loveland University Second Year (Section 1) Semester Schedule - Saturday】
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[MATH TUTORING CLASS]:
Being ahead by almost half of the semester allows Victor to have ample time to tackle all the knowledge points he doesn’t yet understand fully. Since he already dedicated himself to it, he must always ensure to obtain substantial returns.
If his requirements aren’t met, he will opt for another option.
Victor sits in the third row and calmly takes out the study materials. As the tutor steps onto the stage, he feels an inexplicable shiver run down his spine.
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[BREAK]:
Cooking serves as a perfect stress-relieving activity, as it not only helps release pressure but also allows one to enjoy the delightful dishes they prepare.
Victor hums a tune softly as he tastes the chicken soup he has prepared. Ignoring the subtle shimmer of oil on the surface, the clear broth emits an alluring aroma that tickles his nostrils. The seasoning is perfectly balanced, with just the right amount of saltiness and freshness, making every mouthful filled with a burst of umami.
Perfect.
After having his meal, he plans to spend the entire afternoon completing all the weekend school assignments.
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✧ next stop: Sunday
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#(。ノω\。) i wanna say i can actually relate but the way he works so so so freakin' hard-#i’d be more than grateful if i can have even 0.5/10 of the achievements he has today when I’m 28 🥲#really makes you realize greatness is not and never genius. it’s the efforts and extreme hard works you invest towards your goal/ dreams 🫠#also - the way my first thought was “chicken soup for the soul”?? 🤣🤣 btw the way he hums tunes while cooking 🥺#remember Mr. Mills mentioned it too in the r&s. how he'd hum and check on the oven at Souvenir in every few mins like a little kid🥹#mlqc victor#mlqc li zeyan#mlqc#mr love victor#mr love queen's choice#李泽言#恋与制作人#love and producer#mlqc cn#mlqc spoilers#mlqc translations
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Chapter 13: A Colorful Combatant
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It is time to face Ink and bring Cross home... But will the plan work as it is supposed to?
#Dadmare#Nightmare!sans#Cross!sans#Killer!sans#Dust!sans#Horror!sans#Ink!sans#Dream!sans#Swap!sans#Did I forget a sans?#I think I got them all#I feel like they are trading cards at this point#I'll trade you an Epic Sans for fanged Horror Sans#How much is a pack of Sanses?#What edition of Sans cards are we on now?#wait#tags#Uh#chicks#nonsexy chicks#like baby chicken chicks#That's right#Horror is the proud parent of yellow fluff balls that go 'peep peep'#Sibling arguments#OH!#I did forget a Sans#Error!Sans#LOL#He'd kill me if he could for that#Not adding that up there
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