#he done fucked up

[crazyhickofftheirrocker]

One of the lesser appreciated joys in life is getting to see Swain cutting DC Christopher Green-with-envy down to size:

"B-but you're suspended"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, (opens front door) come oN!" *mutters under breath* bite me bitch

[harvesterhexenon]

“I doubt I can ever trust you.” Again.

“I shouldn’t want you to.”

[ringosmistress]

[enjoythesilentworld]

yr pt2 where we see august crumble under the weight of the crown and then also choose to step down

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Ope it’s time for another FIC EXCERPT THAT ONLY I CARE ABOUT!

From the aftermath of a style argument in One Less Thing To Worry About

Kenny’s eyebrows raised at the same time he did. “Dude.” The blond forced his friend to straighten up and look at him. “What the hell are you talking about? What happened? Where’s Ky?”

“In ‘I HATE STAN LAND’, that’s where! And I deserve it! Ohhh, god, what have I done?”

Marj set the computer in her lap to the side. “Stan, buddy, you’re gonna have to TELL us what ya did first. Sit down.”

He did, hanging his head between his legs with their two resident blondes on either side. “Im gonna throw up.”

“Nah, you’re not.” Kenny patted his back. “What’d ya do?”

“I- I called Kyle pathetic and weak!” He moaned out, lungs burning from how hard he was crying.

Both of his friends were still for a second, and he could FEEL them exchanging glances. Finally, Kenny spoke.

“Stanley. You know I love you with all my heart. You’re my blood brother in desperation, my ride or die disaster bi. But why in the EVERLOVING FUCK would you DO that?!”

“I don’t know!” He sobbed. “I DON’T think that at all! Kyle’s the strongest, most incredible person I know but we were fighting and it got ugly and he told me I always overreact, which, yeah, a little, when it comes to him, but suddenly I’m comparing him to Sheila and he’s comparing me to Randy and it just came out! I HATE when we fight it’s always so brutal and awful and I deserve to fucking die!”

Stan looked up and Kenny shook his head. “Okay, the dying talk stops right here. What started that fight?”

[aj-agreste]

There is some Genshin drama happening on Twitter, and for once, it's actually something serious.

Wonder if they'll recast him. I don't know if the english director can do that himself or if Hoyoverse has the final say in the matter.

[painfulpanchi]

Zaza is dirty

[gobbersworld]

Why am I nervous about Sami this Monday and what do you mean there's a trial???

[inkskinned]

it's extremely critical that you see the photo of the perp walk for luigi mangione as being propaganda. i've seen so many people wave it off and instead fawn over his looks. and trust me, i know it ended up being kind of pathetic and weird - but please don't brush it off as a "modelling opportunity" for him. it's a fucking terrifying message the police are sending.

i want to make a few comparisons here, in case you're not from the US or familiar with why the perp walk thing is something to pay attention to. just to set the groundwork for why this is a purposeful, unusual, and cruel act by the nyc police - for why this is not a common occurrence and for why that matters.

the prosecution alleges the show of force is due to the charge of "terrorism." for comparison, in june 2015, tsarnaev was found guilty for the boston marathon bombing, which killed 3 people and injured hundreds. his actions are considered to be an act of domestic terrorism. i have spent the last hour looking through google for pictures of similar to mangione's perp walk - and so far, i have found zero. i also just do not personally remember a moment like that, despite living in boston at the time.

they allege that luigi is a stone-cold killer who carried out a longterm plan, making him particularly dangerous. again for comparison: in nyc, recently cory martin was found guilty of the killing of brandy odom. the murder was planned and premeditated to steal insurance money. and yet no staged perp walk. why didn't her life matter enough for a "show of force"?

but mangione gets paraded by a veritable army of police officers as if he is a rabid animal. for a single citizen who allegedly killed one other single citizen, the "largest perp walk ever" occurs.

so what is the "strong message" that the mayor and the police were trying to send here? the mayor speaks as if mangione is already convicted of terrorism. there is a very thin number of people who feel threatened by the CEO's death. none of us felt like mangione needs to be under massive armed guard.

the message is that you shouldn't resist. they are trying to "make an example" of him - that if you behave badly and kill a single rich person, you'll be treated as if you killed hundreds of people. you will be treated worse than a man who was found guilty of terrorism. you will be considered guilty without trial. the message is that the rich are a protected class, and you cannot touch them without massive punishment. they are trying to prevent a revolution by showing dominance and force against you.

the message is that the police are a puppet of the wealthy and that the law is not equally applied across class disparity. it is "some are more equal than others." it is "one life is more precious than another."

the show of force wasn't for luigi. it was for us. it was a warning. they are trying to remind us who is really in control.

[journey-to-the-attic]

"karasu search how 2 cheer human up"

"karasu search difference between sad human and zoning out human"

"karasu search how long is it safe for humans to zone out for?"

(+ a longer look at each scene:)

[deathby1000sluts]

high school kids are funny. this dude tried taking a DVD out of an unplugged player.

[valictini]

I’ve already said it, I’ll say it again, Mal du Pays is such a visceral and clever word to describe Siffrin’s Sadness. When I first saw it in game it genuinely made me pause like. Yes, it translates to homesickness. But it has the literal word for country in it. “Country sickness”. For a guy whose core problem is that his childhood, his culture, his country is missing. One could argue it’s a twisted pun. I’m obsessed with it.

[somewhereincairparavel]

To the people saying "Jason wouldn't have jumped into tartarus for Piper, like Percy did for Annabeth" as a way to demean him. Jason, plunged into the sky from the grand canyon to catch Piper in the first few pages of the lost hero without even knowing who she was, and without the knowledge that he could fly. so he basically jumped to his death attempting to catch her. In the first few pages of his journey, he didn't mind dying to save Piper, and ironically, that's also what he did in the last few pages of his journey. Y'all just be making the most out of pocket claims abt jason fr

[egophiliac]

do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

[xpupslxtx]

feral play is so fucking fun god i love fighting for dominance and rolling on top of each other and pinning each other down and biting and shoving thighs against cocks and spitting insults and being overpowered and trying not to cum first and wrapping your hand around their throat just for them to immediately do the same and growling and panting and just fucking losing yourself in each other until you’re both dripping sweat and cum

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 5

Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.