#he doesn't have it in him ig to be fully silly </3

[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

if niall had the guts he would sing act my age and let happen what would happen

[smuttysunny]

[ADA]Osamu Dazai NSFW Alphabet!

Genre: Smut

Synopsis: NSFW alphabet for our favourite bandaged suicidal maniac!

Contains: Overall GN reader, regardless of sex! Refrences to bdsm, public sex, pregnancy and breeding kinks, sex toys and more overall sexual stuff 😭🙏 there's way too much in here for me to list

Warnings: Not proofread‼️ English is also not my first language so there might be grammatical errors cuz despite me being fluent, i'm dumb asf!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Ngl... May seem a bit ooc but I imagine him actually being really sweet after sex, that is if you two are like together and not just a hook up or something lol. He'd praise you and tell you did so good and def help you clean up and take a bath/shower afterwards. Maybe even order food if you two feel up for it.

I imagine he'd also be pretty cuddly, holding you tightly as he nuzzles his face in your shoulder. Moments like these where he shows his vulnerability to someone yk?

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

On himself, probably his eyes or hands. He just loves looking at you and watching all your adorable reactions! And with his hands he, of course, gets to touch you anywhere and everywhere!

On you, the fav is either your face or thighs. Your face of course because of how it can twist and contort in pleasure! Again, he loves your reactions very much. As for thighs, he just loves grabbing and holding them, thin or thick, doesn't matter to him! He loves caressing them, kissing them, licking, biting, leaving hickeys on them, you name it! He also ADORES how your legs try to close when giving you head! Squishing him to death between your thighs truly seems like a great way to go!

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

Cummin on you. This fucker definitely loves coating you in his cum. If you can get pregnant he'd definitely be against the idea of cumming in you if you're not using a condom, he is NOT ready for the responsibility of raising a kid, sorry breeding kink people.

But if you can't get pregnant then he's more than willing, he still prefers to see you coveres in his load tho, it's just hot to him, yk?

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I think he'd have a liking to purposefully walking in on you changing, just seems like the type of guy to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Oh boy this man is def experienced from all the sleeping around he does 😭🙏 for all sexes too, not just afab ppl.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Following on from the hc from earlier, any position where he can see your face will have him satisfied! Although I don't think he'd be particularly picky, just would prefer to see your face.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

I'd imagine him to be quite silly while not ruining the mood, unless he's absolutely tired and done and needs something to let his frustrations out, ofc, but even then after he starts relaxing he'd def go back to his usual teasing and cracking jokes here and there!

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He'd do the bare minimum grooming 💀🙏 listen, he's too occupied living to really care about his hair down there but ig in some way the carpets would match the drapes because no matter how unkept he has his hair, it still looks shampoo commercial worthy so probably same thing down there aswell. Would occasionally give himself a trim tho, not fully unkempt.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

Depends on his mood and what it is. Quickie? Maybe less intimate as it's just meant to be a quick fuck but if it was proper sex at home he's def be on the more romantic side, unless again pouring his frustrations out on you, and even then, the way his eyes shine looking at you would still reveal the love he holds for you so <3

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

This cunt has the sex drive of a teen boy so he'd def be jerking off often, maybe like at least 2 or 3 times per week? Although he can hold himself back pretty well. I can also imagine him absolutely obliterating No Nut November just because he thought it'd be funny.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Can of worms... Which we will be disecting and studying as if its our finals hitting!

For starters, def maintained some of the less healthy kinks he had from his PM days like sadomasochism and gunplay, but at least now it's more of an overall roleplay/bdsm kink with no actual danger. Speaking of which he would LOVE to get tied up or tie you up, same for choking but more on the receiving end. Both giving and receiving for edging and orgasm denial too. Probably also has a big thing for being dominated; he doesn't mind domming but he'd absolutely LOVE to be stepped on and get his brains fucked out!

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He's shameless but not entirely. As far as he'd go is semi-public places like an alley or his car. As for favourite place, peobably the ADA office LMFAO particularly when it's empty because there's a risk of getting caught!

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

As mentioned previously, this guy has the sex drive of a horny teen so even the smallest touch could accidentally set him off.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He would NEVER hurt his partner on purpose. Even for his more extreme kinks he'd make sure you're okay with it first and foremost before anything. Also ik dacryphillia is a big thing in these kinds of fics but if you ever started properly crying he'd stop IMMEDIATELY.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

I think he'd prefer giving slightly more than receiving. He just loves being in between your legs, you know? And again, would love to get choked to death by your thighs <3

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends. If he's making love he'd 100% go slow and sensual, but if it's a quickie his pace would def be fast, a bit rough too but unintentionally! If he's fucking though... Walking privileges will 100% be lost from how rough he'd be lol

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He LOVES them. Legit cherishes them as if they're god's best gift to man, and to be honest to a man like him they sure are.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Seeing as how he'd be more than willing to fuck you in his car he'd def enjoy risks here and there, with consent of course(minus pregnancies goodness gracious, if you two are at it without a condom he'd immediately rush you to take your morning after pill afterwards). Again, he would never hurt his partner on purpose and if risks aren't your thing he'd be more than understanding

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

His stamina matches his horniness. If it were after him, he probably wouldn't stop till the sun rises so really it's up to his partner for how long sex will go lmfao

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Ohhh he'd love toys. Most likely owns a fleshlight for when you're not there to please him lolol

And don't feel left out! Because he'd love using toys on you too! Be it vibrators, dildos or something more obscure!

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

King of teasing™ will not miss a minute to joke about how desperate you are for him or any of the sort

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Loud but he does it on purpose just to add to his teasing. Also because he enjoys annoying the neighbors and if he'd doing it in a semi-public place, adds to the risk

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

Loves getting pegged.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

As a non dick haver I actually had to search a bit for this bit-

Uhhh maybe just a little above average idk??? Maybe like 6.2 inches or smth? I o ly rlly have a vague image of him not really being too thick but making up for it in lenght so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'll just leave this one up to your guy's imaginations 💖

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Already mentioned it like 5 times but omd he gets so horny so often you might aswell assume he's a rabbit

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Although I hc him to have slight insomnia because of depression, probably after sex is one of the only times he can actually fall asleep rather quickly. Just snuggle up to him nice and warm and he's out like a light in approximately 3 minutes. And he def sleeps like a log too lmfaooo

[autumn-applepie]

Ready for a yapping session??? I sure am <3

I'll write it here fully this time cuz I'm in my Art History (or whatever you translated it from Italian to English) class and my brain keeps spinning

Plus, maybe the pics are a little boring to look at AND the 10 pics limit sure is a pain in the ass so at this point it's just better that I write it here 🕺

💥Everything is under the cut💥

It's about my silly Kinito AU

Also I need a name for it ig??? I dunno it's just my different take on the Sentient AU except it's just a gay computer assistant kissing the computer /J

This is more to explain how my Kinito experienced his epiphany so maybe that makes the previous lore drop a little inaccurate but still super relevant this is just a clarification on how the ✨witnessing the horrors✨ happened in detail

Making up scenarios for comics I will never have time to do </3

yes this is supposed to be a comic because, again, when I picture silly scenarios they flash into my mind in the form of comics with a muffled comic dub because I struggle to imagine voices in my head. With that parenthesis closed, enjoy the read, it's gonna be long ofc 🫶

So uh hear me out, Kinito's gotta research things the Player/User likes no? So I imagine this very stupid moment where Kinito is browsing ships but like, not fandom ships, but actual boats because he thinks that's what the User means

And, as he's browsing, Glitch (i.e. .EXE, the silly puter, I'm gonna use it's nickname from now on) joins him because, fun fact, being part of the computer in itself, Glitch can feel anything that happens into it, it's both a blessing and a curse because you gotta imagine it as if you would suddenly feel everything that is happening in your body from the inside, your blood traveling through the veins, your stomach burning shit, all up to even your cells's core doing bullishit. Glitch feels everything in the computer because exe IS the computer.

So basically when Kinito goes back to his little spot in the void, Glitch senses it and joins him immediately

Keep in mind that, at first, Glitch thinks that Kinito is fully sentient and not dependent on an algorithm

So there's a silly skit of Glitch seeing Kinito browsing boats and Kinito goes “Oh Mike said he loves ships so I'm researching about it!” and Glitch bursts out laughing to the poor little innocent Kinito

It explains what the User meant for “ships” and Kinito is obviously embarrassed, to witch Glitch teases him with something along the lines of “Oh these are the tame ones! Fandoms can be wild, did you check yours yet or were you too scared?~”

Kinito is confused and asks what a “fandoms” is, wich brings Glitch to grow anxious, questioning his sentience, but they scroll it away thinking “oh lol he's a boomer it's fair he doesn't know” but yet again, Kinito has met so many people, has no one ever mentioned a fandom or community before? Instead of asking directly, Glitch laughs it off, trying to pretend Kinito is making fun of them or something “That's a good one! What the next pun? That you don't know anything about your alternate universes?” and Kinito, to their horror, responds with “Alternates? Why would I have alternates? I'm the only one here can't you see!”

Theres a long pause where Glitch is panicking and everything glitches unstable to reflect that, Kinito panics as well and tries to find what's wrong and if he did something to offend or hurt Glitch

They don't respond but “take” a deep breath (metaphorically, it's more of a mimicking of the gesture because it feels liberating despite not having lungs) and turn to Kinito terrified “Why do you really do this? Why do you endlessly research about what your ‘friends’ like?”

Kinito is caught off guard but responds excitedly and objectively, explaining how he was made to act that way so he can adapt because that's what his orders are. And, at that point, everything shatters for Glitch

They get FURIOUS, hurt by the revelation that the friend that they thought shared the same burden they have, does not. That he's just really good at pretending

They both argue, also because I like to imagine they already spent quite some time together. It would be funny to picture Glitch denying the User to continue the game because they want to spend time with Kinito, but they don't tell him about it, covering it with the excuse “Oh they are away, I'm sure they'll come soon to reopen the game~”. Or also spending time especially during the night, even if the computer is turned off/hibernating. And y'know, with time Glitch has grown fond of Kinito, because, again, they just assumed that he was sentient and therefore suffered their same burdens. Plus maybe they were already starting to lowkey like him

Out of anger, Glitch doesn't control itself and drops a hint of exactly that before going back to its control room, voluntarily ignoring Kinito and therefore, not feeling/noticing what Kinito does next until it's too late

So, after they argue and the hint is dropped, Kinito looks back at the browser search Glitch opened for him about ships and not boats, and slowly processes the hint

Despite being taken aback by everything, Kinito is now determined to fix it and, as they say “curiosity kills the cat”, he falls into his own epiphany as he straight up searches HIMSELF on the internet. Confirming everything that Glitch said, and much much more things, worse things

He frantically looks into his own code for confirmation as he spirals after ✨witnessing the horrors <3✨

He hesitates although as he stares at his algorithm. The algorithm his creator has put so much love and effort into. And there he finds the barrier that restrains him and the one that he MADE HIMSELF for “Sam” and “Jade” to make them forget that they are his victims. Not only, in the list of victims he finds Sonny's name. He didn't remember that at ALL. He doesn't remember about the names being so.. many. As if when a victim ceases to exist or something goes wrong, he forgets about their existence and passed on to the next User as if it was the first

((For a reason that is still unknown to him, but will get more heart wrenching answers later. I think I explained the whole User disappearance error in the previous lore drop but, just in case you mossed it, I'm gonna put the screenshot in here))

Horrified, Kinito calls out for Glitch but, as mentioned before, they were purposely ignoring any stimuli coming from Kinito

Now, a fun fact, Both Kinito and Glitch can teleport, however, Kinito is not aware of his surroundings. Glitch knows every space that is present in the computer, Kinito could do the same but, bounded by his code, he doesn't consider it. Now he does

Desperate for explanations, and mostly comfort, he panics when he can't get Glitch's attention. He paused and, focuses, trying to get out of bounds and feel the whole computer space instead of the limited, programmed locations he can move to. As Kinito's awareness expands, he also breaks through the barrier that Glitch had risen to ignore him, getting a new stimuli. But, before they can react or understand what's going on, Kinito teleports in front of them, distraught. Despite being mad at him, seeing him bawling his eyes out in tears like a wet sock gives them a little push to at least help him calm down and understand the situation

From there, Glitch helps Kinito remove the barrier from Sonny (trapped inside Sam) and “Jade” (they end up not remembering what victim2's name is, both Kinito and the victim herself, so it's just Jade now), to apologize and try fix things by first offering their souls peace, but, after Sonny insists to stay with his creation and begs Jade to also give him a chance, they start building a new Web World™ together and yippe yippers everyone's happy and the puter puter assistants are kissing <3

[maxthefrog]

SPIDERMAN THEORIES (spoilers)

alright nerds listen up

i've been way too invested in atsv and it's been occupying every part of my brain so I'm going to rant about the few theories i have about this.

To start from the beginning, i think everyone is stupid /j i love everyone and all the characters are beautifully written

hOwEvEr here is a short summary of what my thoughts are

miguel is in the wrong

the canon isn't real

miles isn't an anomoly/the canon is going as planned

spot is the cause of everything + his own downfall

again these are my theories, so none of this is like.. confirmed

im just brain dumping :3

time to explain ig

Miguel is basically in the wrong

listen, we all love Miguel and his absolute babygirl dilf energy, but here is the issue. Miguel is too focused on keeping the multiverse stable only because of what had happened to him in the other universe where he had a family. In his mind, he is completely zeroed in on making sure no one makes the same mistake he made, which leads to him making decisions that not everyone likes, and he doesn't either.

Miguel is driven by his grief to make sure that the canon stays together. I'm not justifying his actions, but he has a point in wanting to keep people from experiencing the grief he had to encounter.. however, he is basically blindly following this idea of what the canon is. No one fully knows how it works yet, and the idea that the canon is set in stone doesn't entirely make sense. loopholes yippe.

Miguel has convinced everyone about this idea of what the canon is. it's supposedly a perfect idea of everything following a very strict plot line, which.. think about it. Every spider is different, has their own experiences (although sharing some), everyone is uniqe. Not everyone has the same name, not everyone has the same family, not everyone lives in the same place. It makes sense that the canon is a loose flow, but it isn't as strict as miguel makes it seem. All of this leads into my next point

The canon isn't real/Miles isn't an anomoly

Maybe it is real and im just exaggerating, but hear me out. Miguel is saying that the canon is what holds everything together and makes all the spider people conneted, but there are a few loopholes here.

Miguel talks about his experience with messing with the canon and how it destoryed a universe, but how do we know that isn't canon for his own story? Maybe him finding another universe and disrupting that was part of his canon story... wooo theories

Miguel and Lyla created this idea of canon, of every spider story following a semi-flow of what makes someone spiderman. Losing an uncle or a captain dying, it does make sense... but doesn't.

sure, there is a good bit of coincidence, but consider this. Spot brought the spider from Earth-42 and it bit Miles, making Miles a supposed "anomoly". But,, if Miles is an anomoly, why hasn't his universe OR Earth-42 fallen or been destroyed? eXpLAiN tHaT MigUeL.

But seriously, why haven't either fallen apart?? Because this is his canon. Miles getting bit, his peter parker dying, Miles stopping Kingpin. It is all of Miles' canon! This is Miles' story, this is how he became spiderman, this is all canon, it's detremental to his own personal plot.

Miguel wants to stop Miles from destorying other universes like he had once done, but Miles never destroyed a single one!! He is proving Miguel's theory wrong with his own existance!!

Miles did not create the hole in Pav's dimension with the canon disruption, that was all Spot. Jess mentioned something about them having to do this before, maybe they were cleaning up after Spot after he visited other Alchemexes (?) for his own power benefit. The hole was bigger this time because Spot had become more powerful.

Spot is the original problem

Spot is the real issue,, that's it. yes, i love him so much he is so silly and goofy, but he is causing his own problems.

He brought the spider from the other universe that bit Miles, which caused the whole you know bam bop now he is the Spot. Spot is determined to take everything away from Miles, just as he had done... but Spot created Miles, who (out of his control) created The Spot apparently.

Now Spot is blaming Miles for his downfall and has become his villain, Miguel is blaming Miles while straight up ignoring Spot being the cause of all of this, and Miles is just... Miles, he did nothing wrong Miles was just a teenager chillin with his epic uncle before he got bit by that dumb spider, being thrown into being the start of everyone's problems.

In the end, i believe that Miles was meant to be spiderman, Miguel's theory of canon is only half right, and Spot is driven by a false motive because of his own actions :D

im so sorry to whoever read all of that but i hope i at least got my point across??

All of this is a complete theory and if you have anything to go against these, i wanna hear it! i wanna perfect my theories MUAHAHA

[smallidarityfan]

hiii i pinky promise i voted for smallidarity in the ship things both against bdubs and cleo (i had already done that) and against scarian (while looking through your blog just now) but i want to be anon so i cant prove it. anyways if it is okay instead of art i would like u to make a ship chart of whatever your favorite ships and relationship status headcanons are among the hermitcraft/empires/life series gang, like otp and divorced and qpr and whatever. no pressure to do this though i know its not exactly something you offered but given that you like smallidarity and scar/pearl i am very curious what else you like

Thank you for asking!!! i shouldve done this with or without need to rig the trafficshipping polls, so thanks for insigating me to make it anyways!!! :D

I'll try summarize the preferences I have that I feel dont make much sense?

shipping rant belooww....

👇👇👇

Firstly I can't really describe well why I like Pearl x Scar, but I'll try:

Life series

Scar POV about Pearl: 'Caring motherly and honest person who's smile lights up the room is just the person who I need in my life full of people I can't trust. Oh, she's traumatized? for losing all the people she loves and as a result developed abandonment issues? .... oh..... oh she just like me fr.'

Pearl POV about Scar: 'this guy is kinda wacko tbh but... now I know what he goes through, and I want to be there for him. We're in this together or some shi i guess. and his abs are kinda hot. wait who said that'

(to quote the part in Secret Life where Scar talks about not trusting alliances and Pearl saying "you're growing on me, Scar.")

Hermitcraft

Scar POV about Pearl: 'This lady creates the most gorgeous landscapes..... ohh now she wants to fix my unhealthy chest monster habits.... and she also helps me out when I need it even if i give her minimum wage..... and she also has a cute smile. wait who said that'

Pearl POV about Scar: 'Silly goof :3 also why doesn't he take care of himself well? Anyways, cleaning lady time'

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I could talk about Zedango and XBralis but basically they call each other pet names and roleplay gay people just like Smallidarity but with no instance of the "doomed narrative" or "slow-burn in denial" that they have. Otherwise, Ethubs is self-explanatory.

Speaking of doomed narrative, i dont think ive heard much talk about how doomed scott x pearl is..... They were in a trio group in last-life with Cleo, fought in an honourable 4-way battle with treebark, Scott won, they're now soulmates through unpleasant means, Scott leaves with Cleo, leaving Pearl alone and hurt, they had to work with each other despite the saltiness and eventually resulted in Scott sacrificing himself in honour, for her to win. The bitterness lasted in Lim!Life with the enchanting table shtick, then in Secret Life with the whole "We have unfinished business from Double Life, Scott!!!" from Pearl. (you could also count the doggy alliance with Cleo ig)

Do you see it?!! Do you see it?!?!?!?!?!?!

I could also write about Scottyn but it's relatively the same concept of how Scott prioritizes honour against the watchers' encouragement of chaos, and Martyn listener lore ykyk. (also in Lim!Life with Martyn betraying honour, opposite of Scott yk?!)

Now to Scarian........ I love desert duo a lot. They are in fact my favourite duo overall, I just— can't picture them in a relationship? Like yeah, they tick all the marks of a great narrative pairing and they also love each other, but I personally don't think they two are the type to whisper softly 'i love you' in bed to each other with eyes of passion and romance, nor the types to get flustered over romantic gestures by the other. They are, however, each other's comfort character and would hug and cheek-kiss each other just to be a little silly. I do see the appeal of Scarian though! just not with the version of the two that's in my head...!

Joe x Cleo are cute. They just give me the QPR vibes yk. (even though i might not fully get what a QPR means)

Now to disliking Mumdoc.... I only know of their dynamic through HC8 and 9.... and I really only ever got sour vibes from their dynamic....... they then kissing just irks me ig...... (but yk ive only watched a summative 50 episodes from each of them so i dont know the full idea of who they are to each other)

Honorable mention to Stresskall who doesn't receive the attention they deserve... they're so cute.........

Otherwise, yeah that's it !!! the others I mostly dont get, but are all valid nonetheless👍👍

[skydoescrime]

i really really hated season 2 and specifically the season 2 finale for OFMD

the first few episodes were great. we got to see how ed was fully affected by stede's 'rejection' and how he was acting like a complete and total asshole and terrible person over it. very very cool i loved that, and i enjoyed the. izzy hands torture a bit more than a normal person would. seeing stede also grapple with his love for ed and his obliviousness juxtaposed with eds anger and angst was. phenomenal. i liked the pirate queen, cool new character. i did however not like how they offhandedly mentioned ivans death. I'm not sure if the actor dropped, but even then, he wasn't a big part of season 1, so why was he even. Written in the first place. on another note i do think some of the pairings made clear in the first 3 episodes with jim and. other cool pirate person was silly ig but also we. knew nothing about them??? there was no arc they were just introduced as a character, no defining traits just awesome pirate person and they expected us to be like. oh okay so they're together now and jim and olu's whole relationship which was built throughout all of season 1 is completely gone just cause we introduced new people and we wanna spice it up a bit. um lesbian murder couple was awesome. i do think the whole turning into a bird thing was a cool metaphor i DO think the rent free line was kind of crazy and just pure fan service. like i understand that its just a goofy pirate show but. come on they just stole that from the internet and snuck it in so we would be squealing about it. also! the red coat was just snuck in there for like one episode and it. did nothing. like it was just for one day. ig stede became more piraty after that but. nothing was cursed. they could have done so much more with it and it was kind of just placed down and then never touched on ever again. also there's the. ed apology that sucks which everyone is fine with even though he doesn't say I'm sorry? at all? and everyone is okay with him now? like. okay. i did LOVE the parallels between the you wear fine things well scenes. i also liked the boundaries set between them.

episode 6 and 7. everything goes to complete shit here. i liked ned lowe i think he was an awesome character i feel like it was the worst decision ever to just kill him off. i think the party scene is strange because ed is like. something is wrong and then he just goes along with everything and its never elaborated on ever again. the singing part is nice but. like the izzy arc feels so rushed considering how like 3 episodes ago bro was fully going through it. i do like him getting more integrated into the family though that's nice. stede killing someone was awesome. i do like the implication that ed is slowly backing away from his pirate life while his partner goes deeper into it, the juxtaposition between their morals in season 1 and this season are pretty cool. I DID NOT HOWEVER like how stede is just horny after his kill and they have sex even though! ed established boundaries. it feels super ooc for stede even if he's going through his "villain arc" or whatever he still wouldn't. do that and i don't like how its done just to show how stede has changed and is a bad person now when this is just stede acting out of character just so people know he's fucked up for killing someone and becoming more pirate like. i don't think his morals and affections towards ed can change that fast. i do think they could have done something with how izzy reacted to stede and eds relationship because. like there is no arc with that. he's completely in love with ed one day and the next he's totally fine with them fucking and dating like. what even was that confession then when it did basically nothing but just provide fan service. also later on when izzy just sits stede down and talks about ed is so. strange because sure izzy was super fucking traumatized after everything and shit but like. i don't think his character changed that much considering the fact that a few episodes prior he was still shitting on stede. like. it feels rushed just for the sake of having a heart to heart with stede and izzy. the explosion also feels rushed considering how we only saw zheng in like 3 episodes. and like how there was basically no set up for it. i feel like. there's a pattern with shit being rushed just to be rushed. like explosion in the same episode where stede completely becomes a brand new person in like 2 hours, ed leaves and izzy suddenly cares about stede. its kind of very obvious that they didn't get as many episodes as they wanted but i don't think that justifies the shit writing.

now the season finale SUCKED. so ed comes back after like 2 seconds and they reunite like they didn't just have a massive argument. everyone escapes somehow and then its like. they dress up in costumes come up with a half assed plan and go into battle. and then fucking izzy gets shot and its. not even like. a scene where he's just getting shot its masked behind things so its super confusing if he got shot or not and then he just. dies. no fanfare he just dies and its super quick and unexpected and it feels like it was just done so that he could. yk have a semi redemption (even though no bonding other than the. boat drag celebration and the hoof gifting was shown on screen at all) where everyone loved him even after he was a pos for like all of season 1. he dies randomly not even in an epic battle he just gets fucking shot. and I've seen a lot of people compare this episode to the season finale of good omens season 2 and they are so fucking wrong for that because. there's so much set up with good omens season 2. like we all knew it was coming. of course someday aziraphale was going to leave. he was never as keen as crowley on saying fuck you to heaven and hell. and its so wonderfully set up because all of season 1 and 2 set up their. relationship dynamics. how they felt about their bosses and higherups. and it SUCKED because all of us were expecting it but it still hit hard as fuck because. it makes so much sense. there's no way around it. and instead in the season finale of ofmd season 2 they just kill off izzy just to make us feel bad and because he has no purpose anymore? he feels like a throwaway character when his character had just fully come to light. there's also the thing about his leg being used as his gravestone which i have heard was kind of insensitive because it was a part of his body prosthetic or not? and then right after he dies everyone is super duper happy and joyous like an insanely important character didn't just die and then they have the wedding and it feels horrible because you're reeling from a very important character death which wasn't neccisary and completely unexpected and confusing to a wedding and having ed and stede end up living together in a small island running an inn? and its like. how do you expect me to be happy when two seconds ago you just killed off a character completely rushed their death completely rushed another characters wedding and made a happy ending happen just because you were scared of season 3 not happening? like i would have rathered a more well thought out episode which ended on a cliffhanger than whatever rushed mess of garbage this was. this finale genuinely has made me not want a season 3 because. there's nothing left for me. the villain of the story is this stupid rich guy who hates pirates (wow no way) who has no flavour and is just annoying. the character who had a whole entire character arc who definitely was killed off for shock value is dead and the otp of the show is together forever.

[slasherz]

what do you like about keiji?

short answer: lots and lots and lots and lots

long answer: oh god after typing this all out i think i need a read more

also some spoilers ig

1. i think he is very cute and very silly!! i love his kinda goofy laid-back demeanor and i love how he uses it to make himself seem more trustworthy with the rest of the characters. thinking about him during introductions saying kinda lightheartedly how he wished he knew someone in the game but this happens right after his first trial where he killed someone he knew via his inaction. in my opinion he can be very subtly manipulative!

i also love when he acts flirty just to try and get out of being questioned >ω<

2. his little tragic backstory also gets to me alot! many times i've cried during his panic attack in 3-1a especially when he tries and fails to shoot midori and ends up vomiting 😋 ( <- cried so so hard in a call with a friend when she saw that for the first time)

he is just a little guy he doesn't deserve all this torture the blond man some more please

3. i love his bizarre relationship to sara

(eg. "are you going to be our goddess of victory or our angel of death? doesn't sound too bad to bet my life on that.") WEIRD THING TO SAY MAN

cant speak more about this topic without getting shot by the snipers trained on me outside my window

lots hasn't been explained as to why he seems so trusting towards her because to me at least, it just feels a bit suspicious and i'm hoping that gets explored in the final chapter!!

4. i'm very invested in his story!! i don't know how well this death game will turn out for him and i don't particularly think it will end well for him but i really wanna see if he's actually as suspicious as he seems or if he's just a freak that acts like that normally

no matter how much i love him there are just certain parts that i cannot seem to fully trust i guess? i just wanna know what is intentions and motivations are!!

i wanna know what his wish was when he signed the asunaro contract so so bad!!!!!!! it drives me crazy!!!!!!!!!

5. i love so much that he was seemingly just some normal guy who had an extremely traumatizing event, manufactured to fuck him up that completely derailed his life. won't go into this part too much bc i may end up taking about headcannon stuff and i am far too embarrassed to speak on that

6. he has so many good character moments in my opinion!! everything with the role cards in the second main game makes me go crazy!! the fight with midori at the end of 3-1a and everything with him, q-taro, and mai in 3-1b!!!! it all makes me go so so insane and wanna play the game again just so i can see it all again!!!!!!

7. CUTIE!!! he is so so so cute to me!!!!!!

um have some random keiji stuff that i love about him or think is cute ^^

dogie time :3

cutie cutie cutie

being weird probably because he's freaked out about holding bullets again ^^

more freak behavior

2nd picture he's talking about the all the tools at the workbench.. freak

[youraverageaemondsimp]

I've noticed how you're one of the few writers who never use Alys as someone Aemond cheats on the reader/oc with, like I was so worried when she was mentioned in dépaysement thinking he will definitely cheat, but like oh my god? You added the slight angst without him actually cheating and you portrayed her in quite a positive light as well.

AND I WAS EXPECTING THE READER TO START PULLING OUT HATE WHEN AEMOND WENT 'My alys' but she literally did none of that and instead understood the reason and cause.

I love this sm.

But i have a question, will you ever make Aemond cheat on the reader or OC with Alys?

And will you ever make a fully fledged Alys fanfic?

Hello! I don't really use that plot in fanfics mainly because I'm a firm believer that Aemond is extremely loyal to the woman he loves, whether it be the reader, an OC, or alys herself.

Unless it's a silly little one shot that isn't a slowburn and Aemond x Reader related, like for example my alys one shot "Better Than Revenge"

And tbh, I try to leave her character as ambiguous as possible in all of my stories, but i do write positive stuff about her cause you know.. She's my fav. Even in dépaysement, in that fic, this is aemond's alternate life, the one where the reader interfered between canon events, though it's a different life, there's still a subconscious connection between him and alys because in the world where the reader did not exist, aemond loved alys, which is why he feels somewhat connected to her, and wasn't able to kill her but instead set her free, and the reader understands why and doesn't blame him for it, her only request to aemond was to not cheat on her, because she was worried about the connection too, and aemond was true to his promise while letting alys go.

And to answer your 1st question, I'm not really sure if I will ever do that, if I were to, it would not likely be an aemond x reader fic, but rather someone else x reader and it would probably be a plot device to get the reader with the said character and get rid of aemond out of the way in a lazy manner HASHHW 😭😭

And the 2nd question, I definitely will once her character is fully out on the show!! I can't really write a full fledged fanfic on her yet because we know so little about her, but once she's revealed in the show I will, but for now it's just going to be oneshots <3

And don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the creators who write the troupe, it's fanfic after all, you do you! they just wanna use it as a plot device and that's alright ig, once again, it's just fanfic, and since we know little about her character, motives, and her relationship with aemond, it leaves the door open for such troupes in order to get their plot going and i don't blame them, because one more time, it's just a fic!! the fanfiction cannot alter the canon events that will unfold in the show 🩷🩷 and on this note, do not send hate or harass the authors that do write this troupe, if you do not want to like it, just stop reading & ignore the fic! 💞

[ch3irv3]

(joker voice) how do you feel about … chiscara, batman?

I thought I had already responded to this, but I just typed it out and forgot to post it??? I’m sorry for the super late response, omg.

You poor soul, you don't even realize what you've asked.

-> These are just my head canons so this may be very ooc. I'm sorry if that bothers you.

They’re 100% angst, no happy ending (I'm so sorry, joker </3).

The way Childe forgets about him in game is actually really funny. Imagine being so deeply in love with someone and then suddenly forgetting their existence entirely. My condolences chiscara fans.

We need to open up a case study on their relationship, I think.

They’d be so unhealthy for each other(least during pre-scara redemption arc, not sure about post, but we’ll see once they meet again). Scara seems like the type to bottle up his emotions and blow up when they get to be too much. Childe would probably push his boundaries, unknowingly. A tiresome on and off, but I wouldn’t necessarily say couple. They seem like they would be unlabeled (they are only together when scaramouche feels like it, with no regard to Childe’s feelings).

Doomed lovers.

Cringe analysis and HC warning !!

They’re perfect opposites of each other, but not in a "haha, opposites attract" kinda way; more like in a “I genuinely cannot fathom a way either of you two would get along or even see eye to eye.” They’re on both opposing sides of a spectrum.

Family isn’t a concept Scaramouche is all that familiar with, he’s been wandering around with all this resentment and anger towards Ei in his heart. The earliest and closest thing he’s ever had to family or at least what a mother is (he's had others, like kazuha's grandpa, but this experience with Ei was the catalyst for it all), or at least the concept of it, was probably what ever small time he spent with Ei in trying to become the stand in for the electro archon.

-> I’m delusional (and also a firm believer in trans Scara 🙏 so this would all be pre-transition), so walk with me for a second. I fully believe EI created Scara with the similar traits to Makoto (whether it be intentionally or unintentionally) because she could not come to terms with her sister’s passing, in futile attempt to lessen her grieving, she made him. But instead of bringing her closure, of which she desperately needed, he ended up becoming an ever present reminder of Makoto's death. Naturally, It eats away at her. He's so gentle, so human (as human as a puppet can be ig)... just like her (I wouldn't be surprised if he shares similar ideals to Makoto during this point). She doesn't dispose of him, like Yae suggested (and was more than willing to go through with, if given the chance) not only because she loved him, but because in doing so it would feel like loosing her again. She instead drifts him off into a peaceful slumber (but not without tears nor heartbreak).

Which is in stark contrast to Ajax. Now, that's not to say Childe's childhood or family (him and his father are definitely not on the best terms) was any better, but he is indeed a family man. He would have most likely gone even more insane after his time in the abyss if it weren’t for them. So a lot of what he does is for their sake (even if his father may not agree). He’s only ever thinking about them. He is devoted to two things, the tsaritsa (silly God-fearing man, lmao. tbh, he's got that catholic guilt look to him) and his family.

I feel like scara resents him the moment they meet. Ajax’s really ran away from home because things back home were getting boring. Scara would kill to be in his position honestly; a warm home and the loving embrace of a mother. Scara constantly battles with the feeling of being unwanted or replaceable (oh he needs so much therapy). Which is why he is constantly pushing others away, better to be by yourself than open yourself up to the possibility of getting abandon again and again.

[beefyburgerbloggin9000]

My flipping My hero academia oc terry adams

Heres information about him

Name: Terry adams

Hero name: The 'toon' hero: SlapStick

Nickname: looney, T.T, scary terry

Age: SUSTEEN (16)

Gender: Bigender

Sexuality: pansexual ONGG🩷🩵💛

Pronouns: She/He

Height: 11 apples tall (4'5) varies

Weight: 81 lbs (varies)

Birthday: 4/1/xxxx

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Hair desc: half dark gray and dark brown

Ethnicity/race: American/Black

Anatomy desc: super short and stout like a teapot :3, he has a very cartoony style to him specifically the 1930s rubberhose style typically seen in old cartoons or indie games such as BATIM and CDDWTD, his skin is also half light gray and half brown (with the circles representing his blush being yellow and a pinkish red color)

Eye color: shaped like pie eyes and one eye color being fully black while the other is a light neon green.

Etc (scars,body markings): none

Quirk

Quirk: toon force

Description: he can literally defy anything

Think looney tunes or the animaniacs or the Mask

He can pull anything outta thin air

Turn into anything he'd like

Make himself extremely buff

So on and so forth its a pretty broken ability

Drawbacks: idk ig, it doesn't stop him from being in extreme pain and like bent outta shape SEVERELY

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Stats

Power: 5/5

Speed: 4/5

Technique: 1/5 (he has no technique 😭)

Intelligence: 3/5

Cooperativeness: 5/5

Personality/backstory

Personality: very talkative and open, he doesn't take most things seriously and can be pretty annoying, he also has a dash of sarcasm to him. He can get pretty mad only if someone pushes his buttons to far.

But he isn't all silly and zany, he can get serious when he needs too

Backstory: im gonna keep this short and simple he is literally just a transfer student from america because his family moved to japan to find a new job as an anime artist (her mom is an artist and dad is a writer)

Extras

Likes: he likes food and cartoons and comics and anime like a flipping nerd

Oh and video games to

And her friends, just some normal shit

Dislikes: hes not a hater but he doesn't like bakugos attitude 😭 he also doesn't like the rivalry between class 1a and 1b because he thinks its stupid

Friends: milli and Vincent (my friends and i ocs we made) thats it basically

She might get along with manga from class 1-b maybe

Crush: none she has a girlfriend

Funfacts: she has an overseas girlfriend from america

he has a jersey accent

He takes inspiration from cartoon heros and some characters from comics her mom and dad made which inspired him to become a hero.

Hero suit/gear

Its pretty simple

Think of like robins suit from teen titans or the lego batman movie

He doesn't really have any gear besides crap he pulls from thin air as a weapon

[sxgarmocha]

﹟𖤐 .% genshin boys as detectives !

𖤐 . summary / warnings : nsfw hcs (or short scenarios?) for detective!albedo, kaeya, and xiao - not proofread, p sure they're all gn!reader, bottom!reader in all, degradation (xiao, kaeya), a little praise ig? (kaeya), reader is a brat (xiao), reader's height is implied to be close to xiao's if not shorter lmfao

𖤐 . notes : @pocarinapyon hii here you are and tysm?? this right here || i think the writing style changed like halfway through cause i took a break and when i came back it just. got bad </3 sorry xiao likers i tried

𖤐 . word count : roughly 180 per character <3

AGELESS BLOGS / MINORS DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS POST OR MY BLOG .

𖤐 .albedo !

❥ you're his favorite little assistant!! whenever albedo goes out to work on a case, you're always right by him, following him like a lovesick puppy.

❥ of course, a man of his intellect doesn't have a real need for an assistant - oh no, you're just his personal cumdump in reality! a way for him to relieve stress!

❥ albedo's found that when a particularly hard case arises, the best way to clear his mind is to fuck you silly at his desk.

❥ you help him any way you can! you're just so cute to albedo - trying so hard not to get anything on his papers while he's stuffing your weeping hole, or when you're drooling all over his thick cock.

❥ "f-fuck.. you feel so good.. such a sweet helper, aren't you?"

𖤐 .kaeya !

❥ kaeya is the type to be both the criminal and the detective.. another great idea from the person mentioned in notes! you're a talented detective yourself, so it doesn't take you long to suspect and eventually confront him, as nervous as you were that you may be correct.

❥ he's not even fazed when you decided to ask him abruptly. hell, the first thing the bastard does is laugh - there's no doubt kaeya expected this from you sooner or later.

❥ luckily for him, you've been utterly charmed by him for so long that it only takes a finger running up your inner thigh to convince you to keep quiet.

❥ before you know it, you're in his bed with kaeya on top of you. he has the audacity to say the meanest things to you, to edge you again and again only to pull away and leave you crying and whining for him to just take you already.

❥ he makes you beg for it and say all kinds of nasty things!! but it's all worth it when he finally thrusts into you fully, praising you for enduring all his teasing and letting you reach your high.

❥ "look at you - one of mondstadt's finest detectives, whoring yourself out for a criminal. whatever will i have to do with you, hm?"

𖤐 .xiao !

❥ xiao's a skilled and successful detective, but so very secluded. he rarely goes out except for when he needs to meet up with clients or investigate - so when you show up, he hasn't got any ideas as to how to deal with you. you play him like a fiddle.

❥ 'xiao, what you're working on?' 'xiao, can i have a hug?' 'i'm bored, xiao!' every. single. day. it's exhausting and annoying, but he's given up on trying to kick you out, and over time your presence becomes natural for him.

❥ on most days you're manageable, but sometimes the poor man simply can't stand it. you brush your fingers against his cock a few times in what you claim to be an accident as he's examining a crime scene and xiao's already pressing your body against the nearest wall with his own.

❥ you beg him to go faster or moan out apologies as he's fucking the mix of his and your cum back into you, over and over.

❥ "h-haah, you fucking brat.. acting like this here of all places. disgusting."