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don’t get me wrong I totally get modern au Athena & her chosen being like. Academics and stuffs But consider. She is notably. Goddess of Crafts/Arts. And wisdom doesn’t always equal intelligence (looking at that she doesn’t know normal pregnancy hc).
So.
Athena in charge of the Arts. (She & Hephastus co-op on the middle grounds of like. Woodworking and stuff like that).
#this is all just to say Ody is a theatre kid#he does woodworking#and uhm tbh I think he would have a good musical career though#cause words and everything#he’s his own manager too#and all that#I can totally see him editing little backgrounds for lyric videos and ahjt#odysseus#athena#epic the musical#modern au
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back on my shit
bonus: it worked (idea by my brother n friends lol)
#actually posted this on twitter first but it was 7am when i did and i forgot to post it here so uhm#I always think vhad is a really unpopular ship until i post it on twt and i swear they come outta the woodworks#I MEAN. im happy to see these two more its just funny to me slkjfsdf#also Cyn/The Solver was the flower girl btw and yes she wears two bows <3#ok enough rambling for now#i wanna make more stuff after this. apologies on bein absent !!!#murder drones#murder drones thad#serial designation v#vhad#serial designation n#uzi doorman#murder drones lizzy#sentinal? does he have a name?? hes a registered priest now. with a cowboy brim hat obv
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there he is. the shrimpy boy himself
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#kunst huli#skyward sword#legend of zelda#ss link#loz link#tloz#fucking tags man#anyway the moment i realized he does woodcarving/woodworking whatever i was like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i love his weird ears also they are cute
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Love Laudna wanting Orym to be the one to cut her down if need be because she feels he can make hard choices, and Travis like "uh hello? What about Chetney? You want to put Orym through that anguish? I am right here" like damn, he right tho
#chet is 400+. his relationship with grief is very different from orym who is 6 years into being a widow and being retraumatised each day#chetney is big picture#he doesnt have that same level of responsibility for the others safety and protection that someone like orym has#not to say he doesnt care. he very much does. its just different#for him sometimes caring means putting your dog down when they are suffering#orym would see having to hurt his friends as a personal failing#like how he saw himself dying as a failure#i do find it funny whenever the team is like 'what if i hurt one of you when i lose control? i couldnt live with myself :('#'anyway orym i want you to kill me on purpose'#and orym just like :/ because what is he going to do? say no?#set boundaries and take his own future mental state into account?#nope. if it helps the others then he will commit an unforgivable act and barely be able to live with the guilt after#love that the halfling has been weaponised#this sounds sarcastic. i mean it. its juicy storytelling#the hells need to take chetney into account more. this man is pop pop. he cares in the way a dad friend would#gentle and sweet at times. an empathetic listener#but also willing to smack the shit out of you if you do some fuckshit#he would be so gentle with taking them out#would immortalize them through his woodwork after to remember them#critical role#cr3#orym#chetney#text post#4sd spoilers#my posts#idk if thats a needed tag#sorry for my wall of text tags but i ramble
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DO NOT ANSWER WITH A BIAS. WHAT IS OBJECTIVELY MORE FUN.
#hang out with rich evans while he does woodwork woukd SWEEP so.#it was a party boy monday. here is what is in my head.#now i created a loophole in this convo where i said i would booze with mike have so much fun and he’d go you & my friend would be perfect..#but no one else can.#rlm
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#columbo#season 4#troubled waters#well actually lieutenant im built different as they say#columbo is threatening him here obviously but his ass does not finish things that aren't murder cases#3/4 done crossword puzzles. half done scale model of a schooner. two table legs glued to scrap wood from when he thought he could woodwork
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Nice suit, Miguel! 😅
#sims shenanigans#the sims 4#ts4 gameplay#simblr#oc: miguel#main save#household: lopez#it's fitting he is selling woodwork cause he does do that kind of thing#the suit however...he'd rather be wearing his usual jeans and tank top 😂
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I love singNsong again reminding people in Side Story that Dokja wanted other people to read TWSA (he wrote reviews and comments! It was his first wish), and he only stopped bothering because people harassed him for it. He didn't gate-keep the story. When he's avoiding talking to Sangah about it at the beginning of ORV, it's because he knows what happens when he tells people about the story, not because he's gate-keeping it from her. He notes he's not proud of his hobby (likely because he's been bullied all through his life, including for reading the thing he loves): he finds it embarrassing to talk about, and better respects her studying Spanish in her free time (learning another language is a generally accepted thing in society). He assumes she won't care or will look at him funny (or worse) for when she learns about the novel he's into.
Basically anyone writing "let's gatekeep ORV" posts because of the anime announcement or because they dislike the manhwa or some other weirdness, y'all are the villains in the scenario.
The literal climax of the story is about sharing ORV with as many people as possible. What story were y'all reading?
#orv#really tired of the stupid gate-keepy bs in some parts of this fandom#omniscient reader's viewpoint#kim dokja#side story spoilers#it's been quite fascinating seeing novel fanatics come out of the woodwork against potential anime fans#while showing how much they hate the manhwa and manhwa fans too#the only actual official English translation we have is the manhwa#acting like we're all in this together like no#I adore the novel and the manhwa#and folks who started with the manhwa or just happen to also like the manhwa but also like the novel see you for what you are#avoiding talking about something is not gatekeeping#it's often recognizing various social cues#like oh this person probably isn't familiar and I don't care to explain#or I'm worried they'll treat me badly if they know#when you're trying to connect with someone you tend to look for things you share not stuff you don't#if Dokja heard about people trying to gatekeep orv he would be disgusted#also NOT gatekeeping orv is literally the climax of the story I am so deeply confused by people encouraging gatekeeping of it#you're making han suyeong mad#she didn't nearly kill herself writing orv in order to share it to everyone they could find so people could gatekeep it#that is literally the opposite of the goal#it's not bad to ask if folks have read the novel because for a variety of reasons folks may not have#but it is bad to act like reading the novel is a fandom requirement especially given all we have is a fantranslation using MTL#or you must love the novel above others or the novel only#I want singnsong to get fucking rich from this story they shared and which I and many adore#gatekeeping does not make that happen#also good luck getting people to buy the Yen Press novel translation when it comes out when you act like this#the manhwa is available in at least seven languages officially fuck off with this gatekeeping crap#don't get me started how a lot of y'all don't even know what twatf is and a good chunk of y'all who won't even touch it when you do know#and that doesn't exactly bother me but it does bug me when book purists get all high and mighty
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Consider, if you will, AU (either with canon post-s1 pre-s2 events but D.A.D.D.I.E.S. solves things before season 2 would start, or no Doodler/betrayal but Nicky still has to leave because FBI or other reasons) in which Terry Jr is the full time drama teacher for Teen High. Nicky returns from wherever he's been and is like "Well I want to be an active part of my kid's life and try and make up for lost time. I should go to his parents' evening, find out how he's doing in school, and meet his teachers. Especially this Mr Marlowe guy, Taylor seems to think he's awesome." And walking right into that classroom/hall to find his ex-boyfriend best friend sitting there in a dorky sweater and tie combo
Cue Terry, without missing a beat, greeting them as if nothing is wrong
Internal: when the FUCK did he come back and oh my god this is so awkward fuck I have to be professional how do I tell this guy that his kid is a loveable little shit after everything that's happened oh god oh fuck
Externally: "Hello Taylor and Mr Close-Foster-Freeman. I'm Taylor's drama teacher" *shakes hand* "Would you like to take a seat?"
#Nicky: I should go to Taylor's parents evening#Cassandra knowing full well that Terry is the drama teacher: you know what that sounds like a great idea#Both Terry Jr and Nicky afterwards sent her the So was anyone going to tell me blank meme#Nicky spending that night freaking out to Cass like#Did he get hotter??? I swear he got hotter in the 13 years I've been away#It's not fair Cass his eyes are even pretty in the school's shitty lights that they don't have the budget to fix#He looks so good in a tie Cassie. WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD IN A TIE#Also when the fuck did he get married#WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAS A DAUGHTER#....Cass he would be so good with kids I think I'm going to die#(Nicky was wrong as Terry is so bad with teenagers)#Cassandra completely unimpressed just trying to do her woodwork#But also very indulgent towards her ex-husband's tomfoolery#Nicky: do you think his wife is okay with poly relationships#Cassandra: a) I'm pretty sure Terry would require a minimum of 6 months joint and individual therapy for both of you#Before you can start dating again#And b) if she is let me know because Veronica is a Snacc#I have many thoughts about this if you can't tell#Which I may expand on it requested#terry jr#dungeons and daddies#terry stampler#dndads#terry jr stampler#dndads s2#dndads terry jr#nicholas foster#nick close#nicky freeman#nicky close foster
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some random guy i dont know the name of and his little son volga (EXTREMELY small sketch post because i felt like posting and actually didnt draw anything)
heys do some of you guys remember noam paradaimu? the dude who dated ale— [gets eaten by a giant spider]
some of my children
and me when
#i usually open ask box in these situations but its been pretty empty after i turned off anon so here we are#i know its cringe that i make a character after character whos just a relative of my existing oc but like 😭 i have aumtismdf#also i grew onto volga. maybe ill post something about them or draw more than some sketches i scribble at work#all i can say is. hes a spoiled little brat and he does woodworks as his special totally-not-on-the-spectrum thing#i blame his mom#fnv#oc: nicodemus#oc: aletus#oc: wendy#oc: sharky#bury your noam#oc: volga#?#potentially#blood
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imagine if spn were an actual soap opera. imagine like 5000+ episodes. rewatches would take forever
#it would be. so much worse. but HIGHLY entertaining#absolutely no consistency. constant retcons and timeline shifts#characters soo ooc because none of the current writers have watched the first decade of eps#sam's been recast 10 times already. there's only so many times he can have a face-altering accident !!#ketch DOES have an evil twin#destiel went canon with cas in a female vessel but then they brought misha back and just have not acknowledged it#many amnesia plots#more of john's secret kids coming out of the woodwork#that one post that was like. kelly kline as one of john's kids. yea exactly#jo would've been one too like kripke originally planned#birth order would go: dean kelly sam jo adam#possibly ben braeden also john's#just. SO many secret babies#also maybe mary had a secret baby before meeting john. would give dean so many complexes and disorders#who could be mary's secret kid? maybe asa? she gave him up for adoption but kept tabs on him#ok new birth order for all the winchester / campbell kids: asa dean kelly sam jo adam ben#this is insane why did i think of this afdkfkdk#if anyone reads these tags i'm sorry / ur welcome#vic.txt#soapoperanatural
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i made drals and azandar in the sims and they live in a shitty cabin and have an extremely turbulent relationship. i love them
#yans stuff#my gf took one look at drals and was like 'wow he looks like a divorced dad' LMAO#he does and he's so sexy for it#they run a jewelry business bc it felt like a good enchanting equivalent. also they make a ridiculous amount of money from it#drals has a very nice garden and does woodworking and fishing. they also have 2 chickens :)#somehow azandar is best friends with the chickens which is very funny. i like to think drals was the one who was like#'we should get chickens. it only makes sense' and azandar was like 'hell no' but then ended up loving them so much#but yeah their relationship is so funny it's very close to canon. ambiguous. on again off again. they would kill and die for each other#drals being both hot-headed and loyal is very funny he's constantly pissing azandar off and then being :( about it#also exhibits outdoor cat behaviour. will disappear for days at a time and come back stinking of garbage and fish with mystery injuries#(doing fishing/collections grind and will pick fights with any townies he sees)#he got his ass kicked by vlad which was very funny. like my guy what did u think would happen#drals arano
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I don't know why every single customer I've been in correspondence with the last two weeks have been the biggest dickheads on the fucking planet but I'm [very professionally] calling one out on lying to me right now which feels very VERY good. 🩷
#i deal with very wealthy high-touch shitheads all the time but my GOD idk why the most heinous have crawled out of the woodwork lately#this guy was roundabout accusing us of breaking his machine#claiming 'it's ironic bc i never had this problem until i had it tuned up'#so me - the bitch who literally does admin for the company and has access to literally all records - was like :)#let's see about that :)#and he literally complained of the same exact issue back in april lmao#so no dude we didn't break ur machine. it's probably user error at this point.#so now i get to hit him with a 'i see in your service records that you had submitted the following:'#chomp a dick dude i'm TIRED
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fuck this lad im appealing my english paper, theyre marking me down on shit thats not even wrong..... h1 for eimear h1 for eimear!!!!
#< hes angry that they marked him down for saying 'vise-like grip' instead of (presumably) 'vice-like grip'#EVEN THOUGH 'VICE' MEANS BAD HABIT OR SIN#AND 'VISE' IS THE ONE THAT MEANS 'CLAMP USED IN WOODWORKING'#THUS MEANING THAT VISE-LIKE GRIP MAKES SENSE WHERE VICE-LIKE GRIP ONLY DOES IN A METAPHORICAL POETIC SENSE!!!!!!#listen itd be rlly funny and awesome if i got a h1 on my english paper#when i wrote One page for my prescribed poetry answer#and that one page featured three poems and three quotes#and i only named two of the poems#i deserve it. for the horrors i have undergone#'bile isnt an adjective you cant say the water was acrid and bile' i know more than you
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he’s a sparkly glitter princess child with hobbies and interests and thoughts and feelings and I bet he could make a half decent bowl on his first try if he took a pottery class
#he has so much potential he could do so much#brb I’m taking him to a woodwork workshop for troubled youths to watch him make the absolute worst chair in existence#he puts his everything into whatever he does it’ll be a chair full of love#he’s a grandma in the making#kaneki ken
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my dad doesn’t know he’s probably autistic because he’s what one would call a ‘functioning autistic’ and he’s a senior citizen so he has never questioned these aspects of himself
#not to pathologize all his behaviors but it all checks out to me idk#also when he sees me being social(lly awkward) at a party he still tells me i did a really good job but that’s because HE’S really awkward#it doesn’t really matter though because it doesn’t cause him sufficient problems#other than maybe being able to market his art further through networking maybe#but he still gets some rich clients to keep us afloat#because he’s good at what he does which is mostly woodwork#or stone or concrete or whatever#he’s currently making artificial cypress knees out of concrete and chicken wire to paint vivid colors later
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