#he does cocaine
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When you're mixed at best about Dr. Rockzo ,but your enter a Zazz Blammymatazz hyperfixation due to your unpublished fics
One of these days I will actually share my headcanons/fan lore cuz whooo boi it's a lot
(This is barely even hyperbole as @ir0n-moon can attest!)
...also bonus version featuring Nathan I am not a good artist but I tried my best
#metalocalypse#dethklok#dr rockso#the rock n roll clown#he does cocaine#dr rockzo#leonard rockstein#zazz blammymatazz#nathan explosion#🖍️
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HAS ANYBODY POINTED OUT HES LOOKING THROUGH LINDSEYS GET WELL CARDS???
#did he not have any of his own#he’s so lonely#this is what two divorces and crack cocaine does to a man#low quality ass photo my apologies#I had to get this off youtube since my wifi was being an ass#peter strahm#saw#saw v#sawposting#lindsey perez
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#hey waiter? yeah i'll take ten more of these fucked up little blond bitches#he's talking about tim in this image btw (bc he has no friends in canon🤫)#my favorite hc ever is that bear unpromted just drops horrifying lore in convos#and he also refuses to elaborate. dad style. and tim has to red string it all together#tim has soooo many questions and bear refuses to answer#t: what do you mean that for 6 months you were addicted to cocaine????? what does that /mean/?????#b: oh yeah i've been buried alive before#tim who turned his head so fast he got whiplash: .....what?#bear‚ half out of it: there's so much blood on my hands tim. i'll never be clean#tim: *genuinely doesnt know if bear is talking about grieves‚ the cult‚ or smth else that happened during their separation*#anyway bear spending like 6 months to a year in heavy counseling/rehab before he got together with tim is canon to me#ill expand on that later#bernard dowd
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Luo Bing-ge, yelling at Shen Qingqiu : You have no business fucking around with me you disgusting depraved freak!
Luo Binghe: Don't speak t-
Luo Bing-ge: The slurs I want to call you haven't even been invented yet you bitchless baby loser.
#svsss is back at what it does best#pure unfiltered unpasteurized organically grown fair trade grass fed crack cocaine#this dynamic... unparalleled#he is a hater of cosmic proportions#and i love that for him#im continuing my journey into svsss 4 already cause i need to know how it can possibly get worse#scum villain self saving system#svsss#svsss spoilers#mxtx#luo binghe#luo bingge#shen qingqiu
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oh to be slow dancing with joe keery 😵💫
#he speaks italian in the film.#HE. SPEAKS. ITALIAN.#he’s so fucking hot i don’t care if he’s a playboy asshole who does cocaine#joe keery#sean lockwood#finalmente
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Ok I have some explaining to do… this is imposter Jonathan Crane (inspired by the concept of imposter hatter). He was raised by his grandfather on their cow farm. His grandfather was also a pilot who flew a small biplane. One day, he went out for a flight and never came back. Jon convinced himself that he was abducted by aliens. Little green men were a special interest of his but this incident put a layer of fear over it. Jon grew up to become extremely paranoid and obsessed with finding the aliens that took his grandfather. He changed his name to “Jonathan Crane” out of paranoia after getting into conspiracy theories. It was a name he saw in the paper once
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Happy day before new episode of LND!
#love next door#kdrama#meme#will rinne ever shut up about how much she loves the way seunghyo looks at seokryu?#no!#i saw the way he was looking at her#and i knew it was over for me#kdrama gazes are my cocain and heroin#and this drama does them WELL#so expect me to be high#and expect me to not shut up and their stares#because i will not#and can not#cause like the affection#the longing#the soft joy#*dies*
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shoutout to f/os who smoke. shoutout especially if it's real cigarettes/they chain smoke. shoutout even more so if they do hard drugs. and to those who do those drugs alongside their f/o, shoutout to yall.
#yeah its 1am#no i havent slept#yeah im up thinking about how hot my f/o is when he smokes#and does cocaine#drug tw#smoking tw#selfship proship#proselfship
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So… do you guys have like drug head cannons for your f/o’s or s/i’s like what drugs do you think they do?
Like please tell me, I’d love to hear all about it. Drug and drug addictions is one of my favorite darkshipping topics ❤️
#like I actually wrote tf2 drug head cannons a while back actually#like sniper totally on that meth and crack#Scout and pyro totally smoke crack together Sniper totally got them into it#Spy is stereotypical old rich guy and does cocaine#Soldier meth because he’s a soldier#Engie I was always torn between meth or cocaine or maybe both#proship selfship#proship#op is a proshipper#proselfship#tw drugs#drugs tw
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everyday got a noose around my neck because i will find the best koitsuki golden kamuy artist ever and then immediately see they also draw sugimoto x asripa. will the pain ever end
#I HATTTTTTTTTTTTEEE SUGIMOTO X ASRIPA#I DONT FW IT AT ALL#WHY. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY#WHY DOES SUGIMOTO ONLY GET THE WORST FUCKING SHIPS#HE EITHER HAS TO EPSTEIN HIS ADOPTED DAUGHTER OR HATEFUCK A CAT#WHY.#im sorry i think ogata x sugimoto in canon is brainrot because they dont like eachother at all#it doesnt work bevause ogata doesnt like sugimoto and sugimoto doesnt like ogata#i fw ogata x sugimoto only if its the yaoi ogata that me and wiener made up#where like. its ogata in character but he was hugged by sugimoto in the deerskin instead#and because hes touchstarved and an insane person the feeling of oxytocin literally acts like heroin in his brain#so he comes out of it as a cocaine addict and is like i need to make sugimoto love me to get more heroin#and he doesnt love sugimoto he just is like that is the most efficient pathway for this#and along the way he slowly falls in love#but yeah basically he wakes up from that deerskin and suddenly hes a yandere#based off a fanfic i read#thats literally the only reason i can conceptualize ogata x sugimoto convieably working#but its that very specific circumstance. 1/10000000 million universes#in canon ogata x sugimoto fucking sucks bc obviously that didnt occur
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taught the beginning of A Study in Scarlet in my detective fiction class yesterday and I love how watson is like "wow I would think holmes is on drugs but clearly this man would NEVER be on drugs"
#told my class he does cocaine#they were like#lol#sherlock holmes#acd sherlock holmes#a study in scarlet#cw drugs#academia#teaching
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a tale of two farley(leigh)s
#this is so niche lmao#if you get this you’re a real one 😭#queerdos where you at!#‘serious familial issues’ well one guy forcibly institutionalized his estranged twin brother to get with his hot wife#and robbed us of brad majors having shock treatment scenes aside from being gagged in a cage#biphobia smh#meanwhile farleigh saltburn’ one crime was serving too much cunt.#and trying to take care of his mom#don’t tell me he dealt cocaine. I know. and he looked good doing it!!!!#farleigh apologists how does it feel to also be geniuses.#shock treatment#farley flavors#farleigh start#saltburn#hey janet. i’ve got something to say
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solomon, making a pact with asmodeus: haha. i am so clever and conniving. i have convinced this powerful demon into a contract with me in his weakened state. despite his abilities i have all of the power over him and he has none over me.
solomon, much time later, realizing he has been in love with asmodeus for centuries and has softened towards demonkind in general as a result: well, fuck.
#i am once again deeply tired of the “asmodeus needs to be saved solomon's pact was so evil” narrative#have you considered that asmo canonically does not care. and if anything respects him for it#he is a demon you guys. a hot guy being evil to him would be like crack cocaine#obey me!#solodeus#obey me! asmodeus#obey me! solomon
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captain price gives me such dad energy but I know the way that man is always on the job means he has hella trauma and zero time to be at home which i suggest: price is your ex-husband who despite it all you still love, but you both are adult enough to know that it doesn’t make up for the absence he has had in your and your children’s lives nor does it excuse his shitty actions due to him bottling up his emotions but it does mean when he visits and says “you look nice” after you got a haircut and he sits down on the porch swing with you he installed back when ya’ll were newly weds brings up a tidal wave of emotions neither of you are willing to speak about
#tj talks#anyways. yeah him#i need to go to sleep sooon i have a dentist appointment in the morning but my mind is like those tester rats they gave cocaine to in the 8#captain john price x reader#john price x you#john price x fem reader#captain john price x fem reader#does he love you? yes. does that mean he was a great husband..naur#its the 'i love you felicity' 'i love you too. but i shouldn't have married you'#am i making up lore about a man i barely know of? yes. and you TOO can be apart of this process if you want to chat about him#also...give him. soem tummy. as a treat#dadbod with some daddick
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wait
wrong kind of coke
@precognitiveignition
w...who ??????
#hes dr rockzo#the rock and roll clown#he does cocaine#thats basically everything about his entire existence in a nutshell#drugs
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the René stuffing vibe is definitely ‘embarrassed abt it’, unless he’s too high to care. He definitely only eats enough to overfill himself accidentally, ie a pregnancy craving dragging him along. He’s also the kind to downplay how stuffed he is and try to hide it.
until one day Idrees is like ‘isnt shame kinda catholic?’ and René bolts ice cream until he makes himself sick
#while drawing that last thing was thinking abt this#He’s usually good abt feeling no guilt abt pleasure; fuck the church; but usually it’s for sex#actually it’s only for sex#Bc he’s a martyr abt work too#anyway point is he does not clock food as pleasure bc he’s out there cocaine unhungry/eating whatever’s to hand#ANYWAY idrees is an Ethnic Man Who Cooks so you knoooow he is feeding that boy#BY HAND#oc stuff i guess#oc: rene#stuffing#disordered eating mention#christianity tw
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