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goodbye to the softest sweetest bundle of purrs a gal could ask for

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gonna have to say goodbye to misses squish tonight

it feels almost as sudden for me as it probably is to you guys to hear

but this is just the way life goes sometimes

love ya fuzzball

thanks for everything

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In case you were wondering the Swedish opinion on Gävlebocken:

This is a store in Gävle selling christmas bucks and matches right next to one another

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ok the focus i'll grant you but i have never slacked on my physical training and have physical coordination like you wouldn't believe

in spite of the bodybuilder cut and the general appetite for mayhem i ain't no 'all brawn no agility' brawler that throws massive 5 second long haymakers and wonders why they miss - i am an extremely capable fighter and i move every ounce of this 120 kilogram powerhouse as precisely and exactly as i mean to

besides it's great i start with the handstand and ramp it up by doing push-ups and then start doing claps between lifts and then fake launch myself up to the ceiling and stick there by secretly flying and pretend im stuck walking around the ceiling from doing handstands too good and get the kids to help pull me back down

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I believe you are limber and talented enough to perform the handstand.

I don't believe you coordinated and long-enough focused to maintain it safely.

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i have the vocal bridge from Himalaya Massive Ritual stuck in my head and while it's awesome im frustrated with the fact i can't sing a mixed alto-soprano quartet in oxxo xoox in order to sing it to myself

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only 5 seconds

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Tiny, fluffy and very round black kitten rolling around on the floor fighting a toy shaped like a carrot [Source: Reddit]

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man just when i thought i had things figured out science goes and invents a car that's resistant to being flipped or suplexed

are they at least cool to look at cuz if so then i could forgive whoever invented them for what is clearly a targeted insult to my capacity for wanton mayhem

@precognitiveignition A… a coildrive.? We have never heard or seen of any such thing, no. I would tentatively say it is not possible in the sense that it does not really have a. It does not really have a top or bottom because it is in the shape of a circle.

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Vivienne Westwood: Heart Leather Gloves (2008)

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I made this, please feel free to use

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it's a good thing i dont need my notifications for anything pretty much ever cuz theyre now completely fucked with cat activities

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we can poke the little paws

yes

this is the fuckibg greatest

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im just gonna push the button that makes a little cat appear and im gonna push it a lot