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My door was already broken due to the last sales guy. boi, you guys are getting way too aggressive!
>Breaks down your door
Hey!! Did you watch Cosmic Wonders Ep. 1 Yet?
You can give it a lil look over here, right now
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I’ll fix your door if you do
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nami has them both wrapped around her fingers
#you know she made zoro pay for a shitty little thing to make sure he didnt have 50#ALSO I WILL NEVER STOP MAKING SHIT GAY RAHHH#HAHAHAH NO MISTAKE AHAHAH DIDNT EDIT THIS#one piece#one piece fanart#fanart#myellowart#nami#cat burglar nami#sanji#black leg sanji#zoro#roronoa zoro#zosan
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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago
#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW#when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas#or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it#my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT#IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently#most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of#smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say#its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words#its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me#5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention#doodles#diary#sona#puppysona#comics
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Saw the leaks and all I could think about was Mic in a suit. Its 1 am and all I can think about is Mic in a suit. Happy Pride indeed.
#Coffee break#Bnha#Mha#Present mic#Hizashi yamada#Bnha spoilers#???? Sort of. Does it matter. Mic in a suit#I drew this so fast my hand was cramping like the demons took over my body#Didnt draw him with my usual tattoo hcs but its fine. Mic in a suit#my hero acadmia#boku no hero academia#Me and the 2 other present mic fans are popping bottles FR!!!!!!!#Did nezu ask him to dj at the graduation because hes an alumni or because hes just that good. Did he do it for free. Did nezu pay him#I have so many questions
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Toji: $20 for an hour
#hidan: dud were not looking for a hooker#toji: didnt say you were. still gotta pay me for my time#sukuna: pay the man#hidan: you pay him#toji: someones gotta pay me or im not getting in the car. lowest im going is $10#sukuna: will u take 5?#toji: yeah. but thats gonna cost u#hidan: he meant dollars. christ#toji: fine. cash upfront#sukuna: PAY THE MAN#hidan: YOU PAY HIM#uzui: It's alright i'll pay#sukuna: sit next to me and lets talk about that 5#hidan: so you do have money?#sukuna: yeah but I only spend it when i need to#uzui: who's that kid watching you?#toji: idk lol. unlock the door i got business to attend to#get in loser#we're done shopping#anime#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk memes#toji fushiguro#sukuna#sukuna ryomen#uzui tengen#hidan naruto#megumi fushiguro#kny
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out of your friends which are you?! (skilltobers 13, 15, 16, 17, 18)
#my art#GODDD#disco elysium#animation#skilltober#skilltober 2024#disco elysium skills#de shivers#de half light#de endurance#de physical instrument#de electrochemistry#de fanart#high effort posting i BUSTED MY ASS FOR THIS#i never animate. which i think you can tell#i might toss the stills and animations and stuff as jpegs and gifs in a reblog later but before that some design details!#couldnt design half light exactly how i wanted but i needed him to look unsettling. Lol#he's naked. he's vulnerable. he is an exposed nerve. he is the walking talking “bite them before they bite you because they have before”#so...a little bit peeled looking lol. tall and gangly and spindly but hunched over to look animalistic and threatening#i didnt want to kill myself doing all the markings on every frame but he's got eyespots!#nature's way of mimicking something more powerful than you (generalization idgaf about peacocks)#and his bones are marked out right beside them. but dont pay attention to them just pay attention to those eyes. dont hurt this guy#idk if im getting it across in a way that makes sense#but yeah. digitigrade because he deserves it#i dont have much to say abt the others theyre pretty generic#bye bye i need to draw threshold tomorrow#fanart
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I need Brennan to win an award. I need the world to know how exceptional a storyteller he is. How do you plan something like this?
I’m suddenly seeing the rat grinders as a sort of self insert for him. Not character-wise, but as tools for writing a mystery. Usually you start with the solution and work backwards. Brennan had to concoct this solution and prepare for every possible thing that the best DnD players he’s ever known might do to crack his story wide open. He needed an entire party of character foils whose primary goal was to cover their tracks and account for periphery details to outsmart The Bad Kids. An unfathomable amount of work to be able to tell this story at the pace it’s being told.
I found myself remarking earlier in the season how much planning and foreknowledge he had to have to have the variety of dome projections from @caitmayart he does and now I realize that’s just scratching the surface.
#three hours of the most shell shocking reveals AND HE TOPS IT OFF WITH THE PING PONG BALLS#IM SO MINDBLOWN AND ANGRY AND ALSO AMAZED AND INPRESSED BY THE PING PONG BALLS#Emmy for game changer? give me an Emmy for dimension 20#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#I don’t wanna be like I totally saw it coming bc I clearly DIDNT!#but Brennan talking about the vulture dimension and saying that this is the season where they pay for their old bits#like Porter being so significant in this season already there was No Way we wouldn’t call back to Emily sussing him out day one#and its like fuck it was right in front of us the whole time. the information was always there
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I just remembered that up until 5th grade, all of the sports teams I was in weren't separated by gender. I played basketball and baseball with boys. And we did just fine.
It wasn't until 6th grade when they segregated it by gender. It didn't make sense to me. I was now in softball instead of baseball, because "softball is for girls" and "baseball is for boys" (which confused me bc my dad was on an adult softball team).
Now, my brother's all-male team didn't win a single game. My all-girls team won every single one.
They presented the boys' team with this HUGE trophy, and if you wanted replicas of it, they were $30 each.
My team was presented with a very small trophy. Extras were $5.
That's when I decided gender-segregated sports were bullshit.
#my mom went off on my brother's coach for that#said that it wasn't fair that my brother's team got to celebrate more than us despite actually winning#(it was through the same sports program)#she said she wasn't gonna pay $30 for a trophy whenever he was a horrible coach#bc the boys he had when they were on my team with my coach did just fine#their coach was this horrible egotistical guy who would scream at tbem for not doing good enough#when he didnt even KNOW HOW TO PLAY and was just there bc his kid was praying#my coach was this cool ass dad that was very calm and gentle with us#the coach was like ''oh so you don't think your son deserves to celebrate?''#my mom was like ''he should but he needs to learn that he can't be rewarded for losing while#my daughter is barely rewarded for winning and i don't want to teach him that gender inequality is okay''#(my mom is cool af sometimes)#we both quit playing after that
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truly one of my favorite things about the klapollo dynamic is that yes klavier is a world-famous rock star with tons of fans and probably a grammy or something, but apollo truly Could Not Care Less. it's the least interesting thing about this guy to him. he doesn't even like his band's music. he went to one of their concerts and decided he'd prefer to hang out backstage during the last 3rd of the show. he likes one (1) gavinners song and its an acoustic ballad collab that klavier doesnt even sing on
#the first time they met apollo straight up did not know who this guy was. he didnt even know kristoph had a brother#apollo justice king of not paying attention to pop culture. hes gotta be so bad at trivia#also i was just rereading part of the turnabout serenade transcript and god he really has such old man music opinions#about lamiroir: now this is REAL music#i hate his guts (affectionate)#ace attorney#<- for my own tagging purposes
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eric bogosian's journal entry about dropping acid in the 70s
#he is soooo#that scene in brooklyn 99 where they gather around that one character and study her is how i am with eric#also i didnt have to pay for this bc softbeigepillow on twt is a hero that already had the only page in the magazine yay#eric bogosian
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new article/q&a about Nico Hischier just dropped.
best tidbits below:
Q: What moment in your life would you like to experience again? A: The moment when I stepped onto the ice before my first NHL game.
Q: Common misconception about hockey players? A: That goalies are a bit crazy for standing in goal and letting pucks get shot at them.
Q: Which sports star's training would you like to follow? A: I would be interested to know how Roger Federer trains.
Q: What title would you give your biography? A: From Little Valais to Big New York
Q: Last time you cried? A: After the World Cup final there were emotional moments and some tears were shed. I had never played in a final before, now I know what it feels like. And when you lose, the motivation for the next time is even greater so that you don't experience that feeling again.
Q: What didn't you eat as a child that you like to eat now? A: Onions! As a child I hated them, my mother was not allowed to cook anything with onions. And today I love them.
Q: Most emotional locker room moment? A: Difficult, because there were a few. Emotionally, it's not easy when players are traded during the season or coaches who have been with the club for a long time have to leave. These are not pleasant conversations as a team. In contrast, the moment when the playoffs are clinched, for example, is very special. That's why there is no one moment; in the locker room it's a rollercoaster of emotions.
Q: What advice do you give to young players who dream of the NHL? A: Don't be afraid to make mistakes, because you learn from them. Go your own way, have fun in training and in games.
Q: Are you afraid of getting older? A: No, I try to have the attitude of looking forward to what is still to come.
Q: Four weeks in a monastery or in prison – what would you choose? A: To the monastery, of course
Q: What could you never be persuaded to do? A: A dance competition
Q: What household chore do you put off the longest? A: Vacuuming
Q: What prank have your teammates played on you? A: In the locker room, your helmet is always on the top shelf. They put a cup of water underneath it. If you take your helmet off the shelf, you pour the water on your face. I found out a few years ago that this is a popular joke.
Q: When can you laugh at yourself? A: When I’m in a good mood I can always laugh at myself
Q: What are women better at than men? A: Oh, in many things. They are better at coordinating things, they can absorb a lot of information better and faster. Luckily there are women.
#Nico Hischier#New Jersey Devils#NJ Devils#Devils#NJD#if anyone wants access to the article just DM me#its been archived so you don't need to pay#love that Nico loves onions now#also his answer is literally just that one meme#WOMEN#his biography title!!!!#buddy YOURE IN NEW JERSEY THO#but Ill allow it#vacuuming secretly messy Nico headcanon continues to grow#tbt Bratter saying he had to wash Nico's dishes for him#I didnt include all the questions FYI
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aegon is soooo devastating i literally cant stop thinking about him its horrible. what if the person you loved most in the world was your mother and all you ever wanted was her attention but she cant even look at you without thinking of the awful things that were done to her to bring you into existence. but you dont understand that because its fantasy feudal europe and shes literally queen so in your mind she SHOULD be petting your hair and hugging you when youre sad and always being on your side because thats what everyone else’s mums do. and youre constantly copying her and mirroring her body language to get her to like you more but that doesnt work either because shes disgusted with herself and seeing herself in you makes her incredibly sad. so youre just screaming in your head all the time WHYYYYY DOESNT MUMMY LIKE MEEEE 😭😭😭😭
#oh aegon. ohhh aegon despite being so so horrible i feel incredibly bad for you.#hes literally like joffrey if his mother didnt love him#✋ also please pay attention to the wording of this post i am NOT blaming alicent for this#agatha speaks#valyrianscrolls#hotd#hotd aegon#alicent hightower
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Stares.
#getter robo#shin getter robo#getter robo arc#ive been thinking about how arc staring makes me feel vs shin staring.#Shin gives off the vibe that he's subtlely turns his head to stare at you when you aren't paying attention#you know how some horror movies have something moves in the background that at first glance you didnt notice it?#yeah that but with Shin Getter lmao
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"Scar died so much because he was trying to protect Jimmy" NO? LITERALLY NO?
Do you guys just go into any Life Series with preconceived notions that shape the story as you want it rather than develop interpretations based on what is actually happening on screen
#I love Jimmy and Scar right but saying this does SUCH a disservice to both of them. its not cute#solidaritygaming#gtws#goodtimeswithscar#jimmy solidarity#lets go through it then: Scar just kinda runs into his snail and dies#he gets hunted down by Skizz and dies#he forgets to pay attention to his snail and dies to it#that's what you call “Scar died so much trying to protect Jimmy”??#Jimmy accidentally killed Skizz and Skizz thought it was Scar. Thats why he attacked him#but even then that?? just happened?? that wasnt Scar trying to protect Jimmy?????? hello#are we just saying this because awww its cute. its cute that Scar died for Jimmy. is that it. so cute how that didnt happen#Scar and Jimmy are plenty cute without making shit up#wild life spoilers#trafficblr#its so cute how Jimmy brings down the people around him something something ugh
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Sleepovers at the manor. SLEEPOVERS AT THE MANOR.
Bruce had always been very wary of who got to and who didn't get into the manor further than the guest spaces, and when Dick appearead in his life with eyes that could make him do literally anything, he feared the day he'd ask to bring a friend over
Maybe that's why he decided to use the ancient ways Alfred has once used against him and Harvey
Embarrasment
Wally West was used as a warning to Dick, and he learned
Dick didn't get the chance to teach Jason that lesson in his time as Robin, but when his little wing and Roy crashed at his place one time, he got it
He'd gotten practice before that, learning from the masters themselves when Tim invited young justice over
Tim got back at him by sending Kory and Babs some of his old stash of Robin photos
Steph tried to escape it, but she and Cass got trapped at the same time by Alfred's cookies, and that day, Tim took notes
By the time Jon first stayed with Damian for a sleepover, Damian knew about the 'tradition' already and he was determined to prove himself over it
He failed when all of his sibblings joined forces, from Dick's retale of when he was his Batman, to Todd's old stories from their time training in the league and somehow Drake had gotten pictures of him when he was younger (Talia gladly contributed)
Was it too late for his father to un-adopt them all?
#batman au#batfamily#batman#good dad bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#tim drake#damian wayne#their dad using dad techniques#its the most effective#and the Best part is that it also shows how much they care#Tim might actually have cried about all the little things Bruce and Alfred care to remember about him#and how many pics they kept of him#his parents sure didnt do that#also Dick#seeing how there was a photo of little him and zitka#how did they even get that?#jason was mad at dick for a few hours before feeling warm because he thought all that time dick hadn't been paying attention to him#but he did#he sure fucking did#Cass appreciated the honesty that they did it with#Steph was annoyed at Bruce for knowing SO MUCH#but being a stalker is his love language it seems#Damian was surprised to the amount of things his family had to say about him#what was the point of remembering such useless info?#they made the point about it being because it's him
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My master says I just have a unique spirit.
#ranpo: my detective skills are telling me your master is a huge babygirl#mob: wow... you're good#mash: would u like a creampuff?#mob: no thank you#ranpo: i'll take his#mash: u had all of near's#near: thats okay i didnt want them. sugar brings back memories i aim to forget#ranpo: see! technically i havent had any that arent mine yet#mash: you had mine too... i had to hide the last two creampuffs in my jacket#ranpo: so there's enough for me!#mob: ... my master said i shouldnt get into cars with strangers unless theyre paying me for a job#dimple: he didnt say it like THAT#mash ranpo near and rob in unison: like what?#get in loser#we're going stimming#anime#anime memes#bsd#randpo bsd#shigeo kageyama#mp 100#death note#death note near#mashle#mash burnedead#bungo sd#mob psycho 100#bsd ranpo#dimple mp100#autism
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