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Hiii hru? I was wondering if I could request gon and killua (seperate) with a fem reader that is very girly? And I know itās kinds weird but she kinda has pretty privilege and will literally get whatever she wants by winning at some other teenager. Shes very kind and sweet though so she doesnāt take advantage of it. Sorry if thatās kind of odd and if you donāt want to write it itās okš«¶ love you!
HI ANON !! It's completely alright š«” I find this request rly cute as my other post was the exact opposite ! Thank you for making this request š«° Apologies if its ooc ( out of character ), but I had soo much fun writing this !
ā¹āā IT Girl !į¶» š š°
ā¹āā Girly!Reader x Killua Zoldyck, Gon Freecss ( Separate ! )į¶» š š°
ą¼ā§āĖ. Let's Start !ą¼ā§āĖ.
ą¼ā§āĖ. Killua Zoldyck !į¶» š š°
ā¢ Now let's all be honest ! The first time Killua met you, he probably felt so annoyed and kept grumbling how they were teams with a "girl." As the stereotypical boy he is.
ā¢ But despite Killua's comments, you were so unbothered and even excused his actions?! He was stunned! Because if that was him, he'd internally judge them!
ā¢ But honestly, Killua underestimated you. In Killua's eyes, you looked so.. fragile? Yet your performance in combat impressed him! You were pretty agile, and you had a smart mindā not to mention, you were pretty, too! Not like he would say that out loud.
ā¢ During the final examination, yk the time where he killed an applicant? He could see you from his peripheral vision, and he saw genuine worry and concern for him. HIM. He found that so odd that a girl like you would worry for him.
ā¢ When you rescued him, that look in your eyes just SCREAMED affection, and that just hit Killua in the gut, y'know? Who wouldn't fumble in their words when such a pretty and sweet girl like [Name] comes running to them with an expression like that.
ā¢ See nowā in Killua's case, he's never been with a caring or sweet female since almost everyone is his household is literally fucked up. So you were a new case for him.
ā¢ Nonetheless, he was pretty honored and glad you came for him out of everyone.
ā¢ And so, he slowly warmed up to you, even growing comfortable to the point he'd randomly touch your hair, arms, fingers, just any where he thinks that looks odd or pretty.
ā¢ Yes ! He sometimes stares at your features and finds himself admiring them. Well who wouldn't?! The way you bat your eyelashes so innocently, the way your lip gloss reflects the sun in a positive elegant way when you smile, complimenting your teeth, the way your blush makes your cheeks so much more squishy he just wants toā
ā¢ "Killua? You okay? You're zoning out again." [Name] says in amusement with Gon just looked at the boy who was staring, Killua blinked twice and hummed in a nonchalant manner, placing his hands behind his back and shrugged. "I'm perfectly fine. Better than ever. Let's get going again."
ā¢ There was one time where there's this one kid around their age who was gatekeeping Killua's the store's choco robots and you came to Killua's rescue, using your very cutesy face card to convince the kid to at least have 3!
ā¢ After that, Killua looked at you like you're some kind of GODDESS. He's been trying to convince that kid and you did it so effortlessly?! Even snagging him an extra one?! Oh you're his favorite now.
ą¼ā§āĖ. Gon Freecss !į¶» š š°
ā¢ He found you SUUUPER cute and charismatic ! Like the whole time you two were talking, he'd always sneak in a compliment ! His words flattered you a bunch, too !
ā¢ He's like a natural smooth talker 'cause WHAT?! Every compliment / comment he makes about you leaves your heart beating!
ā¢ Instead of you making him flustered, you ALWAYS find yourself stammering over your words. Was it you who fell in love first or was it him?!
ā¢ Honestly with how smooth he is you're starting to think he treats every girl like this.. ( Spoiler, he doesn't )
ā¢ During the Heaven's Arena training, he was genuinely worried since you'd often wear skirts, but turns out you were already prepared! Introducing the.. skort! While it looks like an ordinary skirt, there were already built in shorts inside to prevent the creeps from looking!
ā¢ Similarly to Killua, he finds himself staring but is shamelessly doing it. When you stare back, he smiles. SMILES so charmingly, making YOU look away and he laughs.
ā¢ He loves the fact you get along with anyone you see or talk to !! It's probably because of your looks and personality, but nonetheless he supports you !!
ā¢ okay but I js know he's really vocal with your favorite features !! He probably loves your hair since it looks so silky, smooth, and soft to the touch! He also probably loves your nails too ! Almost having new and different styles monthly and he loves making guesses and predictions on what the design / style it'll be !!
ā¢ oh and, he absolutely LOVES how you do a wardrobe change almost everyday, you and Killua do a bunch of fashion shows together and Gon rates them :3
ā¢ His favorite fits are probably the ones with the very long skirts that reach the ankles with a comfy top, just anything that reminds him of Mito !
ā¢ He loves all the girls in his life equally :3 a lot of things reminds him of you and Mito ! So when he brought you and Killua to Whale Island to meet Mito, he was really happy that you got along well with his mother <3
ā¢ This was honestly his go signal to just shoot his shot, what could he lose? His mama loves you so much ! And he does too !! And so does Killua !! Everyone approves of you !!
ą¼ā§āĖ. End !ą¼ā§āĖ.
Thank you for reading ! This strictly belongs to me / killuakiru and I do not give permission for you to repost on other platforms, thank you !
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AITA for trying to accomplish my father's dreams and hurting my best friend in the process?
Alright, here we go. So, I (30M) have been working on a pretty intense task for the last few years. I made a promise to someone very dear to meāmy father, to be exactāthat I would do whatever it takes to accomplish it. To do this, I had to take some drastic steps. Weāre talking undercover stuff, working within a system thatās more rotten than an overripe jackfruit, all to get closer to taking down the enemy from the inside.
To accomplish this mission, I needed a special promotion. I have been putting myself through hell and back, but those racist assholes at higher up kept passing over me to promote Mediocre White Dude #57. Then a few months ago, I finally, FINALLY made some solid progress when my boss's wife guaranteed me the promotion if I could track down and arrest some anonymous dude who was proving to be a security issue for my boss. Pretty straightforward, right?
Now hereās the issue. At about the same time a few months ago, I met this guy; letās call him A (26M) for now. My work-life balance had honestly been, well, shitty to say the least, thanks to my father's mission, and I barely had the time to socialize and make any meaningful connections in the city I moved in. Meeting with A had been a chance encounter too. Long story short, we clicked instantly and became fast friends. He is a great guy all aroundā smart, funny, passionate, good natured, kind, helpfulā just about everything you can possibly wish for in a friend (although he could be a little naive sometimes).
But hereās the kicker: a few days earlier, I found out that A has been lying to me about... basically EVERYTHING! ALL this time. He is not from the city; the people he claimed to be his family are not even related to him. Even his name isn't A, it's B! But what's worse is that he is exactly the guy I was supposed to arrest. And he was on a mission too. Except his mission was not targeting my boss, it was to rescue someoneā his sister M (9F) to be exactā my boss and his wife had kidnapped and enslaved (long story). Yup, thatās right, we were on opposite sides without even realizing it.
Things escalated quickly. I... wellā¦ I had to make a choice. I chose to betray him to keep up my own cover and stick with my father's mission. And yeah, it was brutalā there was a literal fight to the death involved. I tried to convince him at first to surrender without fighting, but of course B didn't listen and refused to back down. I canāt even begin to explain how much it hurt to turn on someone I came to respect, even loveā¦. uhhā¦. like a brother, of course.
And then, to rub salt to the wound, once I arrested him, my boss (FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK DIE BITCH) ordered me to flog B publicly till he fell to his knees and begged for mercy. Yeah, those were his exact words, that bastard! I felt like I had no choice, so I did what I was told. And it was one of the worst days of my life. I kept asking B to kneel so I could end the torture, but he is one stubborn and tough motherfucker and decided he would rather suffer through a public torture session than kneel. My dickface boss and his bitch wife weren't satisfied with how little blood I was drawing out of B, so they kept escalating the torture until B couldn't take it anymore and fell unconscious.
I ended up hurting him so badly, both physically and emotionally. It is fucking me up, honestly. I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't even get out of my bed right now. I honestly feel like dying.
So, AITA for betraying and hurting my best friend to accomplish my father's mission? I did what I thought was necessary to save countless lives, but I canāt shake the feeling that maybe I went too far.
Edit: No, B did not know that I worked for the people who kidnapped his sister. He did not befriend me to take advantage of my position, as some of you have been implying. He did not, I repeat, he did NOT betray me. If anyone has betrayed and wronged him, it's me!
Edit 2: No, I didn't tell B my real intentions and my father's mission. Didn't you read the post? I am working UNDERCOVER!
#rrr#rise roar revolt#rama raju#alluri sitarama raju#komuram bheem#komaram bheem#rambheem#ram x bheem#bheem x ram#desiblr#desi#desi tag#desi tumblr#india#aita#am i the asshole#original post#not incorrect quotes#ram charan#nt rama rao jr#malli#scott buxton#catherine buxton#ray stevenson#alison doody
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Christians who only want to be around ""Godly"" people and ""Godly"" influences and only in ""Godly"" places are so far from understanding the point of the Bible it's insane. Like just say your religion makes you part of some elitist club if that's what you believe- but don't pass it off as Christianity.
#first how are you going to limit God#second do you think jesus went his whole life just talking to believers and shunning everyone and everything else?#he did the literal exact opposite of that#thirdly what gives you the authority to decide what is and isnt Of God
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You know what would be really funny? If Knives succeeded in making Vash forget everything so that he could be turned against humanity except. he still doesn't turn against humanity.
No idea who he is, what's going on, where they are, what a gun even is, but he's still hopelessly dedicated to Not Hurting People for some reason because it's part of who he is, deeper than any memory Knives can take and. Literally nothing about his core personality or beliefs change. He manages to escape, and the twins go back to the same game of cat and mouse they've been playing for 150 years. But Vash just doesn't remember Knives anymore. Wouldn't Knives. feel a bit silly. a bit. foolish. :)
#trigun#trigun stampede#congratulations Knives that's the worst anyone's ever done it!#you literally did the EXACT OPPOSITE of what you were trying to do#Knives not only lost#he negative won#it's like losing except more#Vash: WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU FOLLING ME#The guy with the same literal face as him: ........why must I suffer like this#trigun spoilers#trigun stampede spoilers
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Zane... Ooooooooh boy...
I really really like the Wyldfyre shorts, they're a great way to explore Wyldfyre's grief without having to dedicate screentime from the main show.
At the same time, excuse me Wyldfyre, what did you just say he told you?
I am annoyed more so at the writers and not the character, tho his character is a close second.
The ONLY good thing about his character from Crystalized just got thrown out and into the garbage for... No reason?
And this isn't like, Wyldfyre being an unreliable narrator, because she's literally quoting him, even if it's in condensding manner, and you can't tell me Zane doesn't know the difference between Humans and Nindroids... Like- ugh...
I'm just upset, S1 of DR had his character pretty well I'd say, but S2 has just NOT BEEN IT in the slightest, they seen to be doubling down repeatedly on his robot self and not his human self, and I'm sorry but there's not even any comparison between the two when it comes to which one I like more...
Zane's whole thing was that he was a very very VERY human machine, a person even, and it seemed like he could function as a machine while still maintaining his humanity and personality.
Now, with what we've had since SotFS and now this line, it feels like that balance has completely gone out of whack, it feels like he's favouring his robot self over his human one, and there's nothing inherently wrong that.
Unless... You repeatedly literally don't do anything with his character and just keep building up on the fact that he's "Silly nice robot man :p", and especially when you use his 'Cardboard Cutout' character during the Wildbrain Era as a sort of justification for his current character state.
Mind you, that Cardboard Cutout didn't go through a single character arc up until Crystalized to justify making him feel so much more robotic, and it's hella infuriating when you remember they TRIED to give him an arc after SotFS (Tommy said that they previously wanted to have a Zane PTSD/Depression arc for Prime Empire that was scrapped).
If you can't tell, I'm not happy with his current currently in the slightest...
#zane julien#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising spoilers#ninjago dragons rising#Sorta vent post...?#If you're wondering where I got that line about them trying to justify his current character using his WB era character#It's from a doc tweet#It was a reply to a question iirc#His answer basically boiled down to something along the lines of 'Why wouldn't Zane be accepting of his robot self?'#Which#I don't think Zane ever denied his nindroid self to begin with#Or has tried to not embrace it#There's a difference between 'accepting you're different from everyone' and 'denying one of your halves'#HECK THAT'S WHAT NINDROIDS ARE ALL ABOUT!#THEY'RE HUMAN MACHINES!#When you 'embrace your robot self' so much to the point that in universe the public starts setting false offensive stereotypes for you#And irl people start being really upset with your character#You've done something very VERY wrong#That's not embracing who you are#That's favouring one side of yourself#If the writers wanna say that he's starting to embrace his robot self more so now#Then I'll say they've completely neglected his human self and did the exact opposite of what they set out to do#Zane was 'More human then robot'#But in their attempt to fix it they've literally just broken it and did the exact oppiste of that statement#'More robot then human'#It's an issue that frankly#From my own POV#Shouldn't have even been 'fixed'#Because frankly it was never an issue#If it ain't broke don't fix it
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"It is too easy to dismiss [Leonor of Navarre] as an overambitious schemer who would do anything to obtain a crown, shedding the blood of her own siblings and her subjects in order to attain the throne. However, a deeper investigation of her long lieutenancy and ephemeral reign shows a woman who fought tenaciously to preserve her place but also worked tirelessly to administer a realm which was crippled by internal conflict and the center of the political schemes of France, Aragon, and Castile. She tried to broker peace, fight off those who opposed her, repair the wounds caused by conflict, protect the sovereignty of the realm, and keep the wheels of governance turning. Leonor was not always successful in achieving all of these aims but given the background of conflict and the lack of cooperation she received from all of her family members, bar her loyal husband, it is a huge achievement that she survived to wear the crown at all. Many writers have argued that Leonor deserved the troubled lieutenancy, personal tragedies, an ephemeral reign, and a blackened reputation, basing their assumption that she committed a crime that cannot be [conclusively] proven. However, a more fitting description of her would be that of a resolute ruler who successfully overcame a multitude of challenges in order to survive in a difficult political landscape and gain a hard-fought throne.ā
-Elena Woodacre, "Leonor of Navarre: The Price of Ambition", Queenship, Gender and Reputation in the Medieval and Early Modern West, 1060-1600 (Edited by Zita Eva Rohr and Lisa Benz)
#historicwomendaily#leonor of navarre#15th century#Navarrese history#my post#I mean...the crime can't be explicitly 'proven' but Leonor DID have the means motive and opportunity; she had the most to gain;#the timing was incredibly convenient for her; and most contemporaries believed she was responsible.#She *did* ultimately act against her brother [Carlos] and sister [Blanca]#Though of course the fact remains that:#1) The final responsibility lies with Juan the Faithless: he was the King; the one in power; and the one who rejected Navarre's succession#Blanca herself - while criticizing Leonor and Gaston - placed the ultimate blame on their father as her 'principal...destructor'#All three siblings were reacting to an unconventional disruption in the system caused by Juan & their actions should be judged accordingly.#2) I am hesitant to believe accusations of 'poison' as a cause of murder given how that was commonly used to slander controversial women#and given how it contributed to the dichotomy of Blanca as a tragic beautiful heroine and Leonor as her scheming ambitious sister#3) Even if Leonor DID commit the crime (imo she was at the very least complicit in it) she is still worthy of a reassessment.#I don't think it's fair for it to define her entire identity#Because it certainly did not define her life - she lived for decades before and would live for decades after#It was on the whole one of the many series of obstacles and challenges she had to face before she succeeded in ascending the throne.#The fact that she died so soon after IS ironic but it is in equal parts tragic. And we don't know what Leonor herself felt about it:#Did she think it was a hollow victory? Or did she feel nothing but satisfaction that she died as the Queen of Navarre? We'll never know.#Whatever the case: given her circumstances the fact that she survived to wear the crown itself was an achievement#It's funny because Woodacre parallels Leonor to Richard III in terms of 'blackened' reputations for 'unproven' (...sure) crimes#(thankfully she admits Richard has been long-rehabilitated; what she doesn't bring herself to admit is that he's now over-glorified)#But I don't think this parallel works at all for the exact reasons she uses to try and reassess Leonor#Namely: Richard was the one in power. He was the King. The ultimate blame for what happened to his nephews was his own.#and moreover: Richard's actions against the Princes DID define his reign and were exactly what provoked opposition to his rule.#Any so-called 'rehabilitation' that doesn't recognize and emphasize this is worthless#also if we want to get specific: the Princes were literal children who did nothing and were deposed in times of peace.#Carlos and Blanca were adults with agency and armies and Leonor's actions against them took place in the middle of a civil war#So ultimately I think Leonor's case is fundamentally very different and I don't think her comparison holds well at all
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**slips and slides into the room with socks on and breaks the wooden table as i fall down on the floor in a haste** so anyways i actually just scared myself because i thought of exactly how deep Malorn's and Malistaire's parallels went. like in post-updated tutorial malistaire was said to have been kind and caring towards his students right. just like malorn right. just like malorn, right? isn't that just like malorn? hey everyone doesn't that sound just like malorn? kind and cares for his students? 'kind' and 'caring' are certainly two adjectives that describe malorn arent they huh? (is slowly sinking in quicksand as i desperately reach out to you as i say this) so if we are to say that malorn and malistaire are two sides of the same coin then what is truly stopping malorn from having one traumatic event from shaping the rest of his life into a descent of madness, grief, and isolation? Guys tell me what the difference is between this reality and an Evil Malorn AU guys? guys hello? hello guys? **(the quicksand has actually transported me to the Backrooms now, no one can hear me call out in distress)**
#not to say that malorn is the exact same as malistaire and would have the ecact same visceral reactions malistaire once did btw#like this isnt me expecting him to become The Joker one day but like can yoy guya think about. can you guys think about-#just how easy it is. for a well adjusted sane person to become the opposite of that. didnt the vampire guy from bdg3 say smth like this#im literally trying to find a serious way to say joker's incredibly memeable āone bad dayā speech IEJSHSSJ#what's malorn's switch. what's his very last thread that he's hanging on#what THE FUCK MAKES MALORN SNAP?????? (grabbing at your shirt in a panic)#thinking about malorn of all people suffering malistaire's same fate much less trauma in general hurts my heart dearly. he is fictional#i should not be upset over fictionals. (<- she said insincerely. very much being upset over fictional characters)#malorn has certainly CHANGED from his experiences (in my fantasy la la land) but at most he's resentful and angry. jaded. but not in crisis#evil malorn au.......#wizard101#wiz101#w101#text posts#malorn ashthorn#malistaire drake
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#im so confused#did the medicine that was suppose to make my cat stop vomiting#do the exact opposite for the last 12 hours#because little boy finally is looking like a cat again#AND asked for food and ate it all#now hes cleaning his entire body on the couch with me#i just#the medicine thats suppose to stop nausea#maybe literally made me think tonignt was it????#but now hes fine???#i mean not FINE but#once again a cat#hes had it multiple times before and also every night for MONTHS in pill form#idk man the fact that he hasnt thrown up yet im like whats happening#like he started getting sick today which is why they gave him the anti nausea meds#but then came home from that and was SO MUCH WORSE and clearly struggling#and i really thought his illness was just progressing so fast#idk maybe it still is im just confused as heck!!!!
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wouldnt it be Really fucking funny if i named my sovereign dragon oc from my partitions era poland inspired nation august... wouldnt it be Really Fucking Funny
#lowkey wish hsr didnt exist cause ive got a character in there i really wanna name pompom/ponpon . as another reference to that guy#stanisÅaw august poniatowski king of all time he literally sucked so bad i cant believe he was even elected .#but yeah the sovereign is like the Exact opposite of that guy (while ponpon is kindof an. expy. that hurt to say)#so like itd be so funny#and hey doesnt genshin do this too. i dont know much abt commedia dell'arte but dont the harbingers kinda. like.#go against what their roles are? thats not eactly what i mean but like.#there is this friction between their assigned commedia dell'arte roles and their actual behaviour right#i heard someone say that once i have no idea if its right. but it Feels right.#& augustus (the oc) (hey thats the name of the guy who . like. did rome. like it was his thing.) is like the total opposite of#the guy hes named after too . thatd line up with the way the game does things#itd bring attention to both the differences between them as well as the few things they have in common#& this applies to both poniatowski the historical figure and ponpon the oc that is Literally poniatowski but an anime. boygirlthing#idk i havent decided yet. itd be cool to have a failwoman#she could represent the people that just hung out in saloons/lounges and dont give a fuck about whats going on in their country#like that one scene in dziady III. the still unnamed oc nation is the nation of limbo* and art so im referencing art from that era a lot#(*name is subject to change. but i think i like this one)#but yeah um itd be Funny if i did that#voidcore.txt
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went to see the barbie movie a few days ago and hm. weird
#spoilers for the tags and also a slight little rant#for a movie all about girls and woman it sure was all about men#and made a pregnant woman the butt of the joke just bc she was pregnant#and thereās a whole segment at the beginning where a barbie is all āmy emotions make me stronger =)ā and then later barbie just gives up#and sobs on the ground#a character calls barbie āwhite savior barbieā after she did literally nothing to be called a white savior#and later that same character goes āthatās cultural appropriationā when her DAD tries to learn spanish bc her MOTHER SPEAKS SPANISH.#their whole patriarchy plot was weird and dumb and preachy and poorly executed#and overall he plot was just.. messy ig?? idk it was a weird experience#it also felt like mattel giving themselves a pat on the back for diversity that they (to my knowledge) do not have#and everything with the kens was odd and weird and unnecessary#it was so preachy and then it turned around and did the exact opposite thing#i thought this movie was going to be about how barbie is an intergenerational experience for so many woman#and that she brings together so many woman no matter their differences#and it was almost that. esp at the beginning#and then it turned into a weird hypocritical messy story that really had no memorable message or theme#and bro ken was so badly written. everything was badly written but especially ken.#anyways there was a wonderful scene where barbie told an old lady that she was beautiful and she replied with āi knowā#which would be lovely if the main reason Barbie was on her quest wasnāt because she was getting cellulite and on the path to becoming āuglyā#uhhhshfjks yeah bad movie. lots of weird messy things.#this is more than a slight little rant oopsies#my bad iām opinionated#this isnāt even the half of it too lmao#negativity#rant#ranting#allan and weird barbie were great tho#and the acting costumes set effects cinematography etc. were outstanding#itās just the writing that was Fucked#there were absolutely good things but so much of it was just. hm. idk i canāt rlly explain in just he tumblr tags that well lmaoo
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haha. my GP was soooo confused when I said I've been sleeping like 14-16 hours a day with the new medication.
my dude. that has been an issue for a good long while now! had the exact same thing on the previous medication!! and also her going '16 HOURS A DAY?? šØ' did not make me feel any better lol
#it would be funny if it wasn't so imfur8#damn I hit enter. infuriating#anyway#she didn't understand that I'm taking the new meds because I can't sleep. and thought I sleep a lot and that's why I'm taking them#I mean I don't know how you'd word that any more clearly than I already did initially#but I just explained it all over again and then she seemed to get it. sort of.#but she wrote me a note for my uni so it's whatever#she's literally the exact opposite of my psychiatrist (who is great)#(and who remembers everything)#(even though he is definitely older than her so that's no excuse)#anyway got the note sent the note in an email now I can sleep#personal
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season 2 trent crimm hate tags :/
#TRENT CRIMM IS A SLIMEBALL I HATE THAT MAN#āas a journalist i had to write thatā#uhhmmm nooo you didn't?? like at all#ābut as someone who respects you here's my sourceā#bruh#being a journalist is about choosing which stories to print and which not to#and not disclosing anonymous sources#trent literally did the exact opposite of what a journalist does#he's just#so slimy#always following ted for gossip#ugh#ted lasso
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SCREAM ok so swag .. found my besties on this tour theyre also w their parents & theyre 3 vietnamese siblings between 19-24 & im obsessed w them but iām also an alcoholic so i keep getting drunk & shouldnt even b around ppl bc im going to be seeing them everyday for the next like 2 weeks
#stream#this is so fucking funny ALSKALSKLASKALSKALKS#like at dinner i was like ok SO HERES THE TEA ON WEED & THE ECONOMY#ā first of yāall do u know what delta 8 isā āur too young to know what spice wasā none of them have smoked weed despite living in california#their entire lives#ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLA i felt mildly racist asking āare u a u.s. citizenā BUT LIEK ALSKALSKALKSLA THEIR PARENTS ARE IMMIGRANTS HOW WOULD I KNOW#like my girly Ngoc wasnāt a citizen but she had a PERFECT american accent like ššš SOMETIMES PPL JUST ARENT#idk but also it seems like theyāve money so itās funny whenever iām like ābc weāre poorā bc like they went/go to private universities &#shit & can pay out of pocket totally#fine like ALSKALSKLAKSLAKALA WISH I COULD RELATE GIRLY !!!! ALL I THINK ABT IS MONEY & YHAT IM BROKE#like my dream of being a dr was shattered years ago ALSKALKSLAKALAKSLAKSLA yāall got med school money ? BC I SURE DONT ALSKALSKALKSKASLAKSLA#ugh forever wish i couldāve gone but whatever it sfine iām going to stick w US POORS#BUT ALSO LITERALLY ITS SO FUCKIN FUNNY this guy omg he did a dual degree too & he just graduated like i did ECON THEN POLY SCI & he did the#EXACT OPPOSITE - POLI SCI THEN ECON#SCREMA so fucking funny bc like yes ā¦ stan ā¦ we get to GOSSIP omg heās a J.S. Mill stan but lowkey iām a smith stan but like iām also a#smith literalist i SHOULD SAY#i made that up by that i mean explicitly that i agree w his views of sales and choice rather than āshould beā but āwhat ISā#im FAR too drunk#omg i did something iād never do: finished someoneās drink after theyād drank from it#like me ? put lips on someoneās cup thag i havenāt had sex w ? girl ā¦#ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLA LIKE I NEEDED THE REST OF THE WINE INONLY HAD LIKE 3 GLASSES#that sounds so bad oh my god#ALAKLSKALKALKSLAKSLSKLKALAL#me avoiding as hard as possible to admitting to myself that i struggle w alcoholism#me realizing that iād just be an alcoholic if breathalyzers werenāt a thing or id not have to drive
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today was. not fun. weāll leave it at that.
#my professor made me so mad. he was all like ādonāt worry if you need time or to take a moment thatās fine weāll stopā and then he did the#exact opposite. on literally the worst possible day to do that.#because. you know. we went to a concentration camp. but he was more fucking focused on what he wanted to get out of the trip
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@merrysithmas exactly
The funniest fucking thing to me is if Grogu's thinking was,
"My time with Shiny Dad Man is limited whereas I can return to my training later."
And so eventually he shows up at Rey's school and acts like nothing changed.
Grogu: "Master Skywalker, I've returned to complete my training."
Rey: "What"
And trolls the hell out of her.
"We didn't do it this way in the Temple."
"That's not how Master Yoda taught it."
"I don't think my father, the best Mandalorian hunter of this millennium, would appreciate this depiction of our culture."
#star wars#tbobf#so annoyed at ppl crying over tbobf when they dont even understand it#everyone has to have everything spelled out for them lmao#like no like is an excellent teacher and he was doing exactly this#*luke#he understands wanting to be w your father over everything#he understands the faults of the old order#he was starting something new and letting grogus heart decide#he literally said āi dont know if his heart is in itā#when he was talking w ahsoka and she grinned and told him to trust his instincts#bc hes wise and would do the right thing#and he did#he wanted grogu to follow his heart#and be with din for the short time he had#but he also didnt want to make the decision for him#so he literally let him choose#and grogu can return to the order whenever he wanted#bc hes gonna live til hes 900#like ffs ppl get a grip and stop crying mischaracterized luke#(im dubbing that the new cry wolf in the sw fandom)#maybe you just dont know him as well as you think you do lmao#luke knew the problems w the old order and what it did to his father in its restrictive ways#he was doing the exact opposite for grogu
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oh no im remembering why i liked sebastian so much my first time through
#literally all he wants is to be listened to and respected by a single other person#he asks you to wait and you doā robin walks in and says hey i know you dont like when i do this thing but im doing it anyways also#i ran into abigail and she said shes doing the exact same thing later today#he says out loud that it frustrates him that no one takes him and his job seriously and robin just. turns around and leaves.#doesnt even acknowledge it. doesnt need to. they both know it wont make a difference#and then you turn to him and take him seriously#he knows hes being an edgelord and he knows everyone else thinks its goofy but he asks you to take him seriously anyways and you do#he says 'whatā you havent seen my motocycle before? ohā i guess thats cuz i havent shown it to you before huh?' and then slides back under#it waiting to see if youll scoff and walk away or if youll let him be aloof and mysterious. and you do#you stand there and you listen and you treat him like a person#you let him be tired and sad and have his space and show interest in him. you respect him#he keeps his feelings down there with him under the motorcycle and doesnt meet your eyes as he talks#he comes back out and pretends nothings wrong and you let him. you dont push for more than youre given. and no one else around him does that#people act like demetrius is mean for never spending any time with himā but like. im getting the feeling its the exact opposite#i think maybe demetrius is the only other person in his life who speaks his languageā is direct and to the point and wants clear#established boundaries and preferences#sebastian says i dont really like socializing and would rather be left alone when im in my room and demetrius says okā let me know if you#need anything#and thats it. maybe he doesnt do all the other things a dad shouldā but it's... enough.#not enough to want to stay forā though.#anyways tldr the reason is that im is himš#like. to a freakish degree now that i think about it#overbearing motherā polite acquaintance fatherā sibling i didnt really get along withā house way up in the woodsā sad edgelord JEBFKSNFK#anyways . cant wait for the fiona sangster video on him bc if the penny one did therapy to me then uhhhhhhhh lmao?#origibberish#stardewposting
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