#bheem x ram

[enigma-the-mysterious]

What. What the fuck are the implications here??

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

Yo Goldenheart and Nimona nation, do i ever have good news for you!

Do you like homoerotic betrayals?

Do you like lovers best friends being torn apart upon finding themselves on the opposite sides of a war? Where each is burdened with the responsibilities from their chosen role?

Do you like couples where one half represents the oppressive regime and the other half embodies EVERYTHING the said oppressive regime hates? Where the one half, acting as a tool of violence and subjugation for the oppressive regime, has to HUNT DOWN and ARREST the other half who has sworn to attack the oppressive regime head on?

Do you like couples with opposing colour schemes? Where one half embodies a particular element and the other half embodies a contrasting element? Do you like couples who are each other's foils? DO YOU LIKE COUPLES WHO ARE THEMATIC PARALLELS TO EACH OTHER??

Do you like a story that's rich in symbolism? Rife with metaphors? A movie that you can rewatch again and again and STILL discover new stuff to lose your mind over?

Do you like a story where love shines brighter than the sun? Where love conquers all the hurt, anger, grief, heartbreak, generational trauma and violence? Where love heals? Where the sheer power of love changes the entire course of the narrative? Where love rewrites history itself?

Do you like movies that make you feel THE ENTIRE SPECTRUM of human emotions within its runtime?

Do you like gorgeous, jaw dropping cinematography? Do you like highly stylized action sequences?

Do you like banger music and a soundtrack that slaps HARD? Do you like a wonderful song and dance interlude in a movie as it shifts into the next act?

Do you like a character who is just the sweetest and the best and deserves everything that is good in the world and has BIG BROWN MASSIVE ADORABLE DOE EYES? And then proceeds to go through the literal WORST TIME ever?

Of course, you do! You like Nimona!

And ho boy, are you gonna LOVE RRR. Because this movie has got ALL of that and then some more. It's an epic, it's a war movie, it's a love story, it's highly symbolical, it's going to take your heart and rip it into two. And you will thank it for that.

Hmm, Enigma. But where can I watch it? 🤔

It's available on Netflix but only as the dubbed Hindi version. It's pretty good for a dub as the actors dubbed their characters themselves and the director oversaw the translation but! But! Listen! There is a magic in the original Telugu version and if you want to experience it, then thank @charcubed for this post where you can download the original Telugu version in crisp HD with English subtitles FOR FREE

There is a third option. You can stream it for free in Einthusan here. However, the quality of the Einthusan stream is not good, and if there is one movie that DESERVES to be watched in crisp HD quality? Trust me, it's RRR

So, what are you waiting for? Go watch it, RIGHT NOW. Seriously

[chemicalarospec]

[enigma-the-mysterious]

@spes-proxima It's them. Rambheem

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Me at Bheem: My sweet boy. My sugar plum. My sweetest, smartest, bravest most wonderful man. I hope nothing but the best for you. You deserve such good things you big papa bear

Me at Ram: Bastard man. I love you so much and I hope you get punched in the face.

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

Got a Nimona watchparty organized in the RRR discord. Now I just need to find a way to get the Nimona besties to watch RRR. Peace and love Tension and pining on planet Divorced Gays 👍🏽

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Oh my fucking God. RRR FANDOM! NETFLIX INDIA ACTUALLY HAD THE FUCKING BALLS. THEY WENT FULL MASK-OFF. OH MY GOD I AM SCREENSHOTTING THIS TWEET FOR POSTERITY

Link to original tweet

[enigma-the-mysterious]

@rrr-is-gay

gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it'd probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

Whewn Bal and Ambi had to fake enimity for the public (if that ever happened) (also mmmayybe this is how they found out they liked each other)

Rivals to lovers my beloved.

This is also Rambheem in their divorce era btw shhhhh

[enigma-the-mysterious]

"Indian fans are confused." Not me though. I can see the truth

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

i watched RRR yesterday and i wanted to thank you for bringing this movie to my attention because holy shit man you weren't kidding about those men!!! yeah okay they didn't kiss but honestly did they even need to?????? because that was some pure 100% unadulterated soulmate stuff right there. that tension, that angst, that eye fucking. quality homoerotic stuff right there. put that stuff into my veins

Ah yes, the average RRR watching experience. Glad to know that you are being very normal about it xD

Anyway, to the rest of you gays, gals and non binary pals:

Get it for free here!

Need some more convincing? Hop to this propaganda post :P

[enigma-the-mysterious]

@rrr-is-gay

i want you carnally *shoves a knife into your abdomen*

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Everyone: RRR is not gay. You are reading too much into it, you pervert

Meanwhile, SS Rajamouli, the director: The romance angle in the film is also between these two guys only. Bromance. Those two guys are heroes. Hero and heroine too. Hero and villain too. It's everything about these two guys

My two braincells:

[enigma-the-mysterious]

People: RRR is not gay. SSR never intended to make it gay

Meanwhile, SSR, on camera:

[enigma-the-mysterious]

@lucyinroses I am not sorry

[enigma-the-mysterious]

@rrr-is-gay

they were in love here <- two characters currently beating each other up