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In the universe of the film, there is ABSOLUTELY a contingent of fans that fervently ship Argylle/Wyatt and have the dominant ship on AO3 and trade elaborate fan theories about their hidden relationship and are convinced they’re meant to be endgame but the publishers won’t allow it. Of course, they go totally BALLISTIC when they learn they’re based on the author and her boyfriend.
#argylle#argylle spoilers#my only real complaint with argylle is that we were robbed of a henry cavill/john cena kiss#there’s so much fun to be had with the universe of this film especially in regards to the book fandom#i like to believe aidan stirs up ship drama on fandom forums and social media#the minute rachel’s spy past gets declassified it’s OVER for her in fandom lol#i can appreciate not everyone being into the film’s bait and switch#but i can’t help but love a spy film that lets the female lead be a whole women struggling to define herself#while also kicking ass and having a sweet goofy guy be head over heels for her#this really is the kind of movie that fandom could have soooo much fun with#don’t even get me started on elly/rachel projecting all of her badass spy escapades on a super manly fit dude#like if he’s done everything she’s done…girl memory-holed her own bisexuality lol
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comparing dialogue once again as you do. anyway. this cut dialogue from the other games ending vs the the 2011/ultra deluxe final game dialogue is interesting. frying my mind a bit.
no deeper meaning to this post i just think it is. intriguing. i love dialogue comparisons sorry </3
#the stanley parable#in the 2013/hd remix he just says nothing when you go in the hole#and tbh i kinda wish they would have kept the cut dialogue. but i also do prefer the 2011/ultra deluxe dialogue better.#but this cut dialogue in the 2013 other games ending would have been a rlly cool display of the narrator's inner conflict#especially with how harsh he is in these endings specifically#but i do realize i am. reaching a bit with that conclusion. so i am halting those thoughts for now lmao.#sorry this is just one of my fav bits of dialogue i think. or one i fixate on a lot#i literally wrote up a whole fic idea for it. maybe one day ill return to it.#I do think I prefer the dialogue we ended up with just because it still carries that confliction he has#like he’s startled then backpeddals on how he was acting before returning to that ‘you can’t do this without me’ spiel again#LIKE I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH SENSE I AM MAKING BUT LIKE. ITS JUST GOOD DIALOGUE IS WHAT IM SAYING.#but both. both are good. I do like what we got and I do enjoy what could have been. both are so so intriguing to me#crow thoughts#tsp analysis tag
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i hate cinemasins so much you would not believe
#it's an easy formula. i get it.#ha ha plot hole! it must be bad because plot hole!#[plot hole is intentional and explained 10 minutes later]#[plot hole contributes to themes of film]#[plot hole is not actually plot hole if you employ even the most rudimentary of reading between the lines]#[plot hole is thing unimportant to the scene as a whole]#it lets you feel smart without actually having to put the legwork in#'smart' isn't even the right word. 'mildly observant'.#but because of this fucking loser and his stupid little ding sound effect#films have to be spelled out for people or they'll go 'OOOOGH PLOTHOEL????'#'WHY THEY SHOOT THE DOG AT START OF DAS DING? PLOTHOLE DING'#'WHY NO CONCRETE ANSWER FOR QUESTION PROPOSED BY TEXT? DINGGGG'#[THINK!!!!! THINK DAMN YOU!!!!!!! THINK FOR YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!]#if your critique could be easily slotted into a cinemasins video go back and think about WHY#is it a question answered by the text???#and im more frustrated it took THIS LONG to repair my brain scorching!#even with kokichi's critique video im not happy with it because i did go back and look at him closer#i still don't fucking like him or think he was very well executed but i understand exactly why he was executed the way he was#and so many fanfics who took my critique on board and are like 'i can fix this!' just cinemasins the shit out of him#he needs Standard Character Arc and he must be A Hero#NO!!#you missed even the point i was making back then!!!#it was that his redemption was completely arbitrary! and though it didn't do it well it was intended to poke fun at EXACTLY THAT!#the The Villain Needs Redemption because that shit was all the fucking rage and people were doing it shit!#and it all goes back to this jackass and his stupid monotone voice and his attempts to enable a generation of media illiteracy!#and it WORKED! our ability to analyse narrative got fucking sacrificed on the altar for His Paycheck#and he's a shitbag who makes fun of women with breast cancer#long post
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It took me like two hours to process that Caleb's description of dunamis actually was somewhat new information and then go back to grab the transcription because, uh, both "form of magic that exists between the fabric of all of forces of power" and "one of the oldest and most fundamental forces" are far more confidently firm descriptions than we ever got in campaign 2.
Was I actually roughly correct about what dunamis was??? HELLO???
VINDICATION?!?!
#like LISTEN it does feel like the obvious conclusion but HELLO??????#CAN WE GO BACK TO THAT???#i am choosing to believe that Caleb is too focused on the world ending to notice Ashton's head but UM. COULD WE DISCUSS THIS?#I'm never gonna be normal again. anyway.#straight up the universe was like 'megs is in hell week. yanno what she needs? motherfucking wizards.'#I'M SO USED TO GIVING AND NOW I GET TO RECEIVE#critical role#cr spoilers#caleb widogast#like yeah yeah i got all overly poetic and flowery about it but like ON A FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL THIS WAS BASICALLY WHAT I MEANT#and tbh i do think you have to veer slightly toward my concept in order to really explain consecution BUT ANYWAY#i need to sleep. i will not get to sleep but. i should try.#anyway glad to see my boi clearly did not have to give up his whole life's work he's doing so well 😌#hope he is holed up in the Lavorres' spare room until Ludinus is dead 😌
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why do you hate Joshua Graham or Honest Hearts so much?
This DLC and character represents a bigger issue with fandom spaces I have but particularly fallout fandom in general.
Fallout tends to tackle a lot of topics controversial and not. The first two games it’s heavy cause they are the most satirical and direct with how anti-war, nationalism and etc… they are. 3 loses this as it’s very clear once you play or learn about all the games that Todd and a bunch of guys at Bethesda just liked the 50s post apocalyptic aesthetic and refuse to actually critique the ideals of the time period like the earlier titles.
New Vegas is the game that really gets back into it a degree it almost seems like it’s taking too much on. There are things done exceedingly well while other things are done horribly wrong . I’ve made posts about it before and plan to make a big series of posts (it’s a lot of writing) but my biggest gripe is with Honest Hearts and all the gross and white savior esque depictions it has of indigenous peoples. The entirety if FNV does not do the injustices faced by indigenous people correctly on any count. My two biggest complaints are with the Khans and the tribes in Zion but I’ll talk about the former on a different post.
Both characters of Daniel and Joshua are the most accurate depiction of white saviors I’ve seen and I hate how the DLC tries to justify and defend them. The DLC treats Joshua like this man who has repented for his past actions when he is just retracing his steps after his cruelty bit him in the ass. He was one of the worst parts of the Legion and it is all but explicitly stated that if you don’t force him to be non-violent he will turn the tribes of Zion into the legion 2.0. The Dead Horses and the Sorrows are horribly infantilized by both Daniel and Joshua who both use them for self serving purposes guised by religious duty. The White Legs are the horrible stereotype of violent and savage indigenous and I personally think a lot of their interlinking with Ulysses, his hair and Ulysses character in general are distasteful and very telling of how BIPOC or POC where involved.
But outside of the game it’s the weird obsession people have with these characters ideologies and trying to make them seem more interesting/philosophical than they are. Tumblr is an echo chamber and many fans of Fallout are not the people on this site. Many people are not educated in the issues these characters convey and how poorly they do or used these characters as a poor introduction for their takes. Contrary to what a lot of people believe in, fallout has a prediomeny white cis male fanbase. More importantly a large portion of the fanbase is white.
You can joke how FNV made you trans or see the numbers on post/fics or diverse headcanons but these are kiddy numbers compared to the millions that consume the franchise and aren’t in those more aware spaces or don’t engage in the spaces the same way someone like me does/has to. Their views shape a lot more than people realize and it’s exhausting to be in a space where people don’t correct the more subtle yet toxic aspects of it but also adopt them into some weird quirky view point on the characters or issues. Some people don’t realize and some people don’t care.
My main issue is just the idolizing of these sort of thing in this fandom space and people try to acts like a game like fallout whose tagline is “War never changes” and has never had a game not revolve around political or militaristic factions issues isn’t that deep or doesn’t relate to real issues. I think it’s mainly caused by how over powered you can become and how you can strong arm your way past these learning moments as majority of people who play this game do play it as a power fantasy where they can do so as they please (which of course, go ahead it’s fun) but never take in parallels or lessons in the story as if it was just another first person shooter.
Also like another personal gripe is Cazadores spawn like hell whenever I’m there and I have not found a mod that works to mod them out so I have to play Indigenous Racism the DLC while getting jumped by giant wasps WHILE helping Mormons. Like I cannot catch a break.
#I’m mostly silly or character headcanon focused on this blog#but sometimes I forget some people literally have never interacted with someone slightly outside of their ideologies or don’t learn about#philosophies that don’t pertain to their view point and actively block them out#and so I have like a meltdown and occasionally post about it cause like I see more people hate Danse for regurgitating BoS teachings than#hate Joshua Graham who helped found the legion participated in their practices and still has this weird bloodlust#like make it make sense why do you like this white man genuinly like outside of his aesthetic#I can say silly shit about them hit it’s always I think it’s surreal they even exist while others genuinely wish they did so they could fix#them and some of all don’t realize how quickly jokes lead people down rabbit holes and pipe lines cause ur not gonna see posts even pitying#that man in here#like when I defend Danse it is through the signs and events in game that show he is not stuck in his ways and possibly only adopted those#beliefs because of his tramatic events with super mutants and the bos being very anti anything not human#their are affinity reaction that concern this while Joshua like moans yes when killing the white legs and is always polishing his gun goon#pile like I’ve learned too much about him the Mormon faith and that dlc to be told I’m playing favorites he is not fixable or repentent#this fandom has one of the worst issues of he’s my fave so he can’t do wrong when some of this characters are literal unapologetic rapist#racists or individuals who condone or perpetuate like ideas and concepts like obviously I’m gonna not like them????!#like I still think it’s interest to dissect them and I try so hard to not be a hypocrite but sometimes it’s like the whole this is just a#fun thing for you but like be aware of what you are taking in and reflect like is so important fiction can slowly seep into your morals#I’m rambling and losing track of shit so imma stop here before I reach the tag limit but again dm and ask cause this is the stuff I will#blab about#horrible at normal conversation tho#fallout#fallout new vegas#joshua graham#honest hearts#ask#anon#fallout 3
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i drew childes entire immediate family/designed the ones that didnt have canon designs. for no real reason other than im writing about them in a fic and i got attached
#for the record i think he has 2 older brothers 1 older sister. he the 3rd son so#but they dont live at home w their parents#and hes much less close to them#chiscara#my art#this is completely. self indulgent i rly like putting them in russian clothes#tonia and anthon being twins is not a very original theory ik but i like it. it makes sense. their names match.#i think their dad is a fisherman and not often home. and him and childe have a weird relationship since the whole. well. hole.#thats the warmest snezhnayan clothes ch could get scara into btw. i think he has a sensory thing w heavy clothes#they force him to put a coat on when he goes out so he doesnt like. scare ppl#most of all childes mother.#theyre lucky the pants remind him of hakama and hes not wearing shorts#chsc#chscnhtrv#childe
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Are there any other wizarding families that are underexplored in canon and pique your interest in a similar way to the Blacks?
This is a unique function of what food my brain worms like to eat, but no one's doing it like the Blacks. The drama? The intrigue? The Gothic horror? The prodigal sons and lost daughters and killers and sinners and martyrs and saints? The wizard Catholicism of it all? The story of the House of Black is the best book never written.
#i do think the potters could benefit from fleshing out#like harry's got no cousins or grandparents on his dad's side and that's weird to me#because his parents were... 22? so... how early did james's parents die? and how? because they're not old enough for natural causes#though to be honest. if i could add one backstory to canon it wouldn't be the potters OR the blacks#it would be peter pettigrew and the story of his betrayal#most important decision in the whole fucking series. lynchpin of the novels' decade-spanning plot#and it's like. whoops. motivation machine broke!#WHY did he do it? we have no mcfucking clue#the potters and blacks are cool to think about but ultimately just extra dressing for the plot#understanding peter pettigrew is crucial to understanding why the novels happen and we simply don't!#EDIT: just remembered the pottermore canon that the Potters have james when they're much older and that's why they're not around#that's not satisfying to me for 2 reasons 1: wizards canonically have longer-than-normal lifespans#and 2: doesn't explain how/why the Evanses disappear after Lily's death#like I'm not saying they COULDN'T die — obviously could! my grandparents were all dead before my 20s#but that was like. cancer. and in one case aggressively accelerated liver failure#just like a throwaway line or something to clear it up would've been cool#since it's not so much a plot hole as a plot pothole#we can get over it but shit's smoother without
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Flynn’s life is a tragedy. He had to be the man of the house, as if he was his own father, when he was still being such a son. He just wanted the approval of his father, like any son does. His grief with the emotional loss of Walter in his life was so big to the point of changing his name, he no longer even feels like he can share that with him., and even when he went back to Walter Junior, does that really matter when your father calls you the name of his coworker on your own birthday? Is it really enough when your father only wants his cook-partner with whom he has a strange father-son relationship and not you? Walter White isn’t just a bad parental figure for Jesse, but also to his biological son, subjecting them both to so many things, so many changes, at such a young age and in a ridiculously small amount of time. Flynn ends up ruining his own relationship with his mother in an attempt to connect with his hero, becoming more and more bitter each time, just because he needed his dad's approval, he did absolutely everything in his power, but it was never enough, Walter only wanted Jesse. Flynn couldn’t be the son he wanted, he wasn’t physically able to be him. Can we as fans really take Flynn's trauma as a minor thing?, can we really not think of his life as a tragedy?
#summarized my essay & translated it and got this! enjoy!#his whole perspective of parental love died along with walter#he's now meant to be fatherless because having another man to step up would be too hurtful for him#hank & walter were the only 2 people who could fill that hole on his heart#and now that they're both dead. guess that hole will end up crumble his whole heart#me when i really like a character: yeah give that fucker some family issues#flynn white#walter jr#walter junior#walter white jr#walter white junior#walter white#breaking bad#brba#brba thoughts
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Paul and Ted should team up and kill Sam for Charlotte me thinks
#im rewatching tgwdlm and this just popped into my brain#they totally could and should kill Sam#it would be great#+ it really works with both their characters#we know Ted is capable of killing and that he does actually care for Charlotte but he's too insecure to ever let her truly know that#Paul very obviously cares about Charlotte he actively put himself in danger during show me your hands to get Charlotte away from Sam#and we KNOW he is capable of murder from nmt#also Sam is trash#throw the whole man out#tgwdlm#ccrp#Ted/Charlotte#< idk if they have a specific ship name sorry#Chai latte if you want#i do ship it but this doesn't have to be a them post#Sam Sweetly#Charlotte Sweetly#Ted Spankoffski#Paul Matthews#i dont think the lords would even be a factor in this#Charlotte would just come in one day kinda sad and Paul would be like what's up?#and it we be something with Sam and Paul and Ted would just share a look and nod#cut to midnight in the witchwoods Paul and Ted covered in Sams blood digging a hole to bury him in#'so beanies tomorrow?' 'sure Paul'
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gojo visiting yuuta and miguel and deciding that he's going to crash at their place with them, much to miguel's (ignored) objection. so now they're all 3 at miguel's place. and yuuta has his room with his bed. and miguel has his room with his bed. and satoru has nowhere to sleep. so yuuta offers satoru to join him :D and gojo's like yeah!! sure!!! :D but miguel's like NOPE! not happening. which. leaves only satoru having to sleep with him, situation which he has no choice but to accept. and so now gojo has to sleep with him. and now he is having to give satoru his own clothes to use as pajamas. and now he is having to see satoru strip and expose his untouched skin. and the tshirt falls loosely over him, and his hair is over his eyes, softening his features further. and miguel is gulping, a trail of sweat at his back, and his body thrumming with a settling dread. a "you're frightening" he voices to satoru, a wobble lacing his words. satoru chuckles low and soft, dimpled cheeks and crinkled eyes, and it's as sweet as it is terrifying.
#f.txt#miguel why u cockblocking my boy 😔 let him have his gojo hole#but aaaaaaaa i want more miguel/gojo/yuuta. i NEED to see satoru annoy miguel to no end. pls give me kenya shenanigans#miguelgo#jjk#but also. i just LOVE the dichotomy of gojo having THE prettiest baby face and looking like a literal sweet angel. but then his presence#makes u want to throw up and Die. just having him next to u feels like torture and like u're going to be swallowed whole#and if he looks at u wrong? could actually kill a lesser man#like. imagine. just kid gojo already had people feeling like that#then an adult awakened satoru would like. actually actually kill u
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#anyone here know stuff about hanging things from the wall? specifically how much weight a screw can take#i hung up a little cupboard thing earlier today. wanted to put books in it#but now i worry that they are too heavy#(its one of those ikea eket cube things like 35cm on all sides so it doesn't fit *that* many books#BUT they are almost all hardcovers and large formats so still quite heavy)#because i just used whatever screws (50mm and universal anchor thingies) without asking anyone first#what if i picked the wrong ones. or rather how can i assume i picked the right ones.#they do seem a bit flimsy#i worry the whole thing will come crashing down and i'll have to explain a huge hole in the wall to my landlord#if someone could put my mind at ease that'd be great i dont want to call my father he will just act like im stupid#which yk fair enough but also. urgh.
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I’m shadowing at the vet clinic in 2 days and I’m clearly not nervous at all because I definitely didn’t have a long winding, distressing dream in which the veterinarian made me play a game in which leif had to throw food at people and maki kicked his ass so bad that leif fucking died but don’t worry because the vet was there and he has magic healing powers and he brought leif back to life but he made sure to mention for some reason that leif doesn’t have chlorophyll because he’s not a plant
#what’s up guys I’m not nervous in the slightest#there was more to the dream but that part was the most vivid#I slept through the whole night the other night for the first time in months and I was really hoping that it’d happen again#WRONG that was a fluke. woke up like 4 times#sigh OKAY!!!#if I disappear from the face of the earth on Monday it’s because I did something so embarrassing that I went to go live in a hole#it’s three hours what’s the worst I could do CLEARLY MY DREAM THINKS A LOT COULD GO WRONG#notes to self. do not show up an hour late. do not forget your shoes#and f-y-fucking-i do NOT quote finch holy SHIT#that was a horrible dream I made a total ass of myself#I fear it will come true because. I have a tendency to say and do the wrong thing#it is all replaying in my head…..the time a girl called me pretty and I just stared at her and walked away…….#the time I said ‘I don’t say thank you to anyone’ instead of ‘I’m not ignoring your compliment I just have selective mutism’#the time I accidentally angrily screamed ‘GOOD MORNING’ at an old man because I couldn’t control my tone of voice#< actually he deserved that lmao he yelled at me first. fuck that guy frfr that was traumatic#this is just my stream of consciousness atp hey guys I’ll shut up now
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*guy who only ever thinks about Louie duck voice* do you guys think Louie watches Anxieties
#dcrc week 1#dcrc#tucking this away in my lore library#maybe its a show he and donald used to watch together or maybe he picks it up post canon to fill the ottoman empire shaped hole in his heart#anyways comic was good#im not super into it yet but it has me curious#VERY pretty backgrounds tho i have trouble understanding whats going on in some panels lol#they absolutely could have adapted this for dt17 its giving scrooge randomly having a whole movie studio vibes
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... Didn't know those did that
#im aware this is likely incredibly normal#but please know that my... den. ig. is on a mountain overlooking the whole village#and BOY COULD YOU SEE THESE FROM THERE#that's where the nether portal is btw#barelytagged#(<<<<< mc tag)#the server became Weird over the few days I was away from it#we have... I don't even know how to put it.#THE WEEPING MAN.#there's a carving of a man's face in one of the cliffsides and he's weeping... there's a beware sign#but we do NOT have enough time to get into that#so check out these beanstalks i guess LOL#(also I say ''den'' because I built my house into a mountain)#(and when i built the pharmacy i built that in a hole)#(ive been told it's ''bunnycore'')
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#yesterday I unfortunately got to watch my uncles dog get euthanatized (is this the correct English word?)#he got pretty sick the last month and one of his lungs completely collapsed#if he had taken him to a vet sooner maybe things could have turned out differently. who knows#at least my cousin arranged the euthanasia for yesterday and they didn't wait for the next day. he would only suffer needlessly#at least he was an old dog. 11 years old (german shepherd. bigger breeds in general live less than small ones)#I will miss him tho. he was a very good dog. and he was always so happy to see me. he was very timid too. very calm#I miss you Zeus. even if you weren't my dog#text#not art#sad#I don't think I'll ever forget this actually. the whole thing was so. bizarre in a way#the way my other cousin carried his body in a plastic bag afterwards and then went to dig a hole for hours to bury him#tw death#tw euthanasia
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A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away...
(Wes' "Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in a Star Wars Movie Poster" T-Shirt)
(Fred's Fem!Boba Fett forearm tattoo)
(R2-D2, Darth Vader, & Yoda in the background of Sam's Photo)
(R2-D2 in the background of John's photo)
(An AT-AT Walker in the background of Wes' Instagram Post)
(Darth Maul in the background of this photo of Sam and Wes)
(Please do not re-post or share my video compilation/edit on any other social media platform. Thank you.)
#May the 4th#I DID IT ALL FOR THE WOOKIE#Chewbacca Starfish and the Han Solo Flavored Water#I chose episode II because “Attack of the Clones” could easily be swapped with “Attack of the Chocolate Starfish”.#MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU AND MAY YOUR BIZKIT ALWAYS BE LIMP#ya'll never thought you'd see a Limp Bizkit + Star Wars compilation post but yet here we are. Live. Laugh. Limp Bizkit.#side note I saw SW: The Phantom Menace when it came out in theaters in '99 with my parents. I was seven when the movie came out.#& Darth Maul scared the absolute shit out of me as a kid. Like all the SW merch was every where in stores & his likeness terrified me.#I mean he really did look a like demon to me as a kid#as an adult I can appreciate the film's make-up team and the work they did on this character's look#and I can definitely see how Wes may have drew some inspiration from Darth Maul's make-up for coming up with his own face paint looks#with the whole color block patterns and stuff. anyways... I'm done rambling on.#Limp Bizkit#nu-metal#Wes Borland#Fred Durst#Sam Rivers#John Otto#lucy the rabbit's video edits#down the rabbit hole
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