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Sooo guess who's about to finish part 6 of jjba and it's barely been two days....
R.I.P my nonexistent sleep schedule
Ok so I know I haven't finished it yet but I would like to ramble about a character I didn't like at first and now is one of my all time favourites. If you don't wanna read all my bullshit fawning over a fictional character,ya don't have to.
But if you do want to..
Ok so I was a bit on the fence with anasui when I first saw him,now it's not that I disliked him but he wasn't liked either. In my opinion he looked like a diavolo rip off lmao.
And then that mother fucker did this
And I was sold. Like fawning over him and he'd only been on screen 1 minute if that.
Anyway he's hot,it's 5am and way too early for the emotional rollercoaster of this fucking part.
All it took was that one simple move and I was a fucking goner,someone has to give this man an award for how fast he won me over Jesus Christ.
I don't typically fall for them that fast,fuck I didn't even fall for doffy until I got to punk hazard and he had decent character development by then. But anasui? Literally one minute and one move. Get this man a prize he deserves it.
#the fucker watches#jjba part 6#narciso anasui#the fucker rambles#god damn did he win me over quick#im honestly not complaining tho..#he checks every box#long hair(not required)#decently built(again not required but prefered cause i like em strong)#decently smooth/deep voice#being morally fucked in a good way#(↑ doffys prime example when it comes to that one but anasui spent time in jail)#there's so much more i could mention and yet somehow he still checks them#hes actually so perfect#and so silly#that last one is important#im done talking about fictional men now#or am i.....
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sans au sexyman polls doooodle
congrats to the kings<3 🫶🫶🫶
#utmv#cross!sans#error!sans#uf!sans#underfell!sans#fell!sans#sans au sexyman polls#no talk error angy#m rambles#after this tag#unfortunately i was not able to join in on the fun in xtwitter (or tumblr even) during the polls' duration 😔#but this year's results were interesting :)!#i super love all of the grapehead / lightbulb-head glowing blush cross art so much why is he so cute and handsome and rrhrfgrhgh#squeezes him like a stress ball /j#cross deserves it bc hes HOT theres no denying it tbh#he is everywhere and ppl like him and angst enjoyers like him and he has an ANIME (animation) so hes like. an anime boy. kinda. yk#/ hot - / handsome - / cute - / charming - / goofy - / sweet --- he checks some other boxes i wont mention them all bUT#HHELLOOO DO YOU SEE WHY. HE LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT-FREE. EVERY. DAY.#he is SO easy to put in Situations and ppl have fun with that and /puts head in hands/ anyway.#me looping strings around the pins i tacked onto their pictures and looking for their similarities (insert that one meme)#(if anyone wants me to actually go insane feral weird and simp/info dump/ramble and be annoying abt my beloveds in a post lmk 👍)
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oh hey! i’m sam, and this is my father—i mean, my mother—i mean, my best friend—i mean, shit, my lover—i mean, my guard dog—i mean, the man who sold his soul for me—i mean, the man fated to kill me—i mean, haha sorry, my moral compass—whoops, i mean, my stone number one, the last string i have connecting me to reality—i mean, my soulmate—my bad, i mean, my breeder—i mean, the man i modeled myself after—i mean, shit—
this is dean. my brother, dean.
#dean would sweat if he had to fill out government forms bc he doesn't know whether to file sam as a 'dependent'#like...that's his brotherwifesonhusbandvictimlover??#he just panics and checks every box#but 'brother' is the encompassing label--everything everywhere all at once etc#late season sam checks the box next to married and doesn't even notice until a week later he sits up shaking in sweating in bed#and THAT's how they get married#ps i'm genuinely surprised we haven't gotten a “this is dean” w just no qualifications#charlotte’s contribution: breeder#you’re welcome guys
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BITCH they had a WHOLE LOTTA NERVE to SPECIFICALLY HAVE STEVE SAY "bro, it's hard to date when nobody has shared life experience with u"
......IN THE MOVIE WHERE THE GUY WITH SO MANY SHARED LIFE EXPERIENCES SHOWS THE FUCK BACK UP. THE GUY WHO LIVED IN 1940S NY WITH HIM. THE GUY WHO SERVED IN WW2 WITH HIM. THE GUY WHO GOT THE SUPERSOLDIER SERUM LIKE HE DID. THE GUY WHO MANAGED TO STILL BE ALIVE AND LIKE THIRTY IN THE 2000S JUST LIKE STEVE. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING. WHY WERE THEY SO STUPID
#every time I think about this it PISSES me off#nobody with shared life experiences MY ASS#there is ONE SINGLE PERSON who qualifies perfectly for that role and it's JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES#HE'S LITERALLY RIGHT THE HECK THERE#maybe the stucky thoughts are why I needed a cup of coffee at five in the evening lmAO#it's just...in the GOOD universe that's setup#bc if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck#and he realizes 'oh wait there is someone with shared life experience...and I want us to share all our life experiences until we die'#give me Didn't Realize He Was Gay Until He Realized Bucky Checked All His Boxes Steve#or give me Doesn't Want To Date BC He Thinks The Guy He Wanted To Share His Life Experiences With Is Dead Steve#but in a universe where the storytelling is actual eating that would've been the hint before we actually got stucky#stucky#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#captain america#Steve rogers#Bucky barnes#captain america the winter soldier#catws#martianbugsbunny ships
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fanart for what may be my favorite fic of all time, Running Behind by @asidian! here's prompto enjoying all the foods from the fic beacuse he deserves it <3
#ffxv#prompto argentum#final fantasy xv#final fantasy 15#im going to be wild in the tags here for a moment. this fic makes me CRRRRRRRAZZZZZZEYYYYYYYYYYYYY#like barking snarling yowling tearing up dirt with my hands taking bites out of the drywall#its like old at this point but every couple of years i remember it and im like well here i go again! and reread it in a several hour sprint#and then scream and cry nad throw up cause i love it soooo so much#seriously i recommend it so sohard . honestly even if you dont like ffxv#ultimate hurt comfort fic checks off all my boxes 11/10 explodeing#oh yes also the art is here. yea i got carried away drawing the foods jfkdslhglks#hi author if you read these tags im sorry for pinging you about your fic that came out like. 7 years ago#but ive been meaning to make fanart for it for sooooo long cause i love it and i finally got around to it lol#koob art#digital art#im going to be pissed if theres a food i forgot to include lmao#anyways yea i <3 prompo my scrinkly winkly crunkly doo he deserfes happines. im going to disappear into the sunset now
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my coworker brought her dog to the humane society this morning for an appointment and happened upon a gorgeous senior cat while she was there. which she had to tell us about. while crying about how she can't adopt it but one of us should.
and when I tell you I'm tempted
#I've already texted my sister don't worry#and we scoured the humane society's petfinder page and fb page to no avail#the cat is not there#it has no adoption fee because (presumably) of its age#(don't even know if it's male or female because my coworker is not great with details lol)#(she calls her female dog 'he' all. the. time.)#it's right on my way home if I take the back way and... I want to go. just to check it out.#we don't need a cat#my dog would not be pleased#the house is small#but..... it's a huge gray fluffy senior cat which ticks basically every box
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Johnathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London
#he probably wouldn’t get cancelled but other than that bro checks every box#tma#johnathan sims head archivist of the magnus institute#head archivist of the magnus institute london#johnathan sims#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol#the magnus pod
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Will sketches things around him mindlessly sometimes when he's bored in class but he never likes the results so he just ends up trying to throw the drawings away but Mike always asks to have them and Will can't say no because the fact that Mike loves his art always makes him warm and happy
#Karen was really annoyed when he was little because Mike's backpack was literally full of drawings every day when she checked lol#then when he grows up Mike starts putting them away in binders and boxes and has a whole collection of Will's drawings stored away and#he doesn't think there's anything weird or suspicious with it 😂#byler#will byers#mike wheeler#Michael the art collector fr
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In there trying times have some cute pictures of Mikey and his brothers:
Just a little reminder that they love their little brother. And he loves them back.
#yall there is a new bashing fic on ao3 and it literally checks all the dumbass boxes#Like it's ‘Mikey’s an uwu soft Boi who needs his hand held because his brothers are sooooo mean’ ick#bonus points if he goes to another dimension and ‘learns what a REAL family is’#sorry that I'm unloading on y'all I just hate this trope because it gets literally every single character wrong period#I'm trying to just not engage with these type of fics but sometimes they get to me especially because the 2012 boys are like my sibs#tmnt#tmnt 2012#teenage mutant ninja turtles#2012 raph#2012 donnie#2012 mikey#2012 leo#donatello#raphael#leonardo#michelangelo
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I need more Elias Bitchard in my life. I'm already drinking in every ounce of him I can get from the episodes, to fan art and literally all the fan fics. I want to turn him into a smoothie and inject him into my veins(in a completely normal non-weird way). I'm like speed listening to tma just for Elias at this point and it hate him so badly for all that he has done. But fuck me(not really), he's really hot and I love the energy he exudes.
#tma#the magnus archives#elias bouchard#tma shitpost#this asshole has dug into my brain and refuses to fucking leave#leave me alone bitchard#the brain rot on this character is so real right now because he checks literally every box to be my perfect character.#i would let him do unspeakable things to me#like turn me into an avatar or something#but the need to break him over my knee in a violent rage is also kinda real#like i get why Peter always went back to remarry this man#i would
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I gonna pull a soul-read and say that jjk lesbians love Nanami the most out of the adult squad
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#nanami kento#jjk nanami#as a lesbian he checks every box in the checklist of shit lesbians love in male characters
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robot,,, bf,,, my beloved,,,
#im sooooooooo normal about him really#i definitely have not been yapping about him 24/7 for the last. 4 days#every time he shows up: omg Blitzy haiiiiii <333#i have to watermark it but i do have cute art of him with my s/i who i also made very quickly#getting me into this was a bad idea i love everything about the franchise so far#cool ass robots being goofy as shit? i must make this my personality this is For Me#anyway. yeah hi new f/o. again. why is this happening to me. again.#ficto tag#proship selfship#it's a rat room blitz!#ship tag based on the first song i wanted to put on the playlist#it was a silly thought but it's stuck#maybe ill think of something better but i do like it in the meantime#ratkingrambles#i don't care that the fandom is pissed about his bumblebee appearance i was in love with that mask the minute i saw him#and then i got his tfa intro and i was cooked#look at him. he's checking all my usual f/o boxes. damn it.
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do you write fic on ao3?
unfortunately for everyone involved i do!
#ask#and if youre wondering about my handle i write on anon so its doesnt particularly matter (shrugs)#and also i think its pretty easy to figure out which fics ive written because i want to makeout mad sloppy style with an em dash#anyways (waves offhandely) it doesnt really matter much because i have like posted an ss on here before so you know#its not like im trying to hide it like eh#but also because of my disposition that would put a tranced rabbit to shame i dont exactly yell it from the hilltops either#the moral of the story is if you ask me what im working on ill yap about it maybe like post an excerpt#and months later youll find something posted on anon and youll be like oh! so they finally posted it!#so to spare you all (lies on my tummy like we're at a sleepover and giggles) you wanna hear what im working on#haha of course you do youre a prisoner in my yap box#and i want an excuse to talk about it hidden in the tags so people skim over it and not read it <3#SO the earliest wip is from like early october about a magical realism au because i rewatched lwa as i usually do and well theres this one#ep about a magical animal if you will... and you can kinda guess what it is from that lol its sashaforsyekky#because the dreaded @/tungpin infected me with the brainworms about this trio specifically#and it really is ekky going 🥺 at whatever sashaforsy have (persumably) got going on woe is him its at 5k rn but uh ive stalled progress#because puppyekky has consumed my every thought which leads me to my second wip that ive been labouring over since the start of october#that also just broke 5k and not even remotely done lol whoops but its puppy ekky in a team environment with a heavy emphasis on the euros#rn there are scenes scrabbled out with sasha (multiple) mikksy luosty lundy and forsy. i know i have an idea for bobby.#and really lets see where the muse takes us i have vague ideas that are mmmhmm but we'll see when we get there!#the third one isnt the most likely to get finished but uh it is sashamaffhew global series stuff because it stemmed from#“it really is funny that sasha is treating the finland trip like he knocked up a girl#and is trying to make her meet his parents so it doesnt feel like a shotgun wedding when he you know marries her to take responsibility“#and i just think a maffhew pov with that thought in mind because of the whole touchy at e11even thing is funny to me like think mundane#slice of life oh i feel like im being wined and dined i hope i dont fuck it up jfc i think im fucking it up oh god this feels romantic#anyways it feels remotely ooc to me and it really was more of like a writing break from the wips stated above so (shrugs)#might not see the light of day but its 2k as of now so i do feel its a shame if i dont /try/ to finish it you know? its just low priority#anyways thats my writing check in and i am a prisoner to my own mind i will go insane haha these wont be published anytime soon#because i am slow and get distracted soooo easily so you know <3
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The holy trinity 🙏🏼
#billy hargrove#catholic billy#st text post#shit post#he checks off every box in blorbo qualifications#what more do yall want from him smh
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Me sneaking into your asks with this drabble:
Disclaimer: I have yet to get a good grasp of Moze's character so this might be a bit OOC and on your side as well (sorry). I did my best. Also, this was inspired by the post you made abt telling Moze your tasks for the day | 600+ words (not proofread)
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In Moze's eyes, you reminded him of a dog catching a case of the zoomies.
You were quite literally everywhere. He'd find you talking to someone one moment before you're rushing off to do something else entirely the next. It seemed like you had quite a lot on your plate as of recently. Tasks, things you wanted to do, and so much more spinning around that mind of yours. You've told him a bit of your plans so he has a general idea. But seeing you juggling all of those tasks at once makes both admiration and concern bloom in his chest.
One time, Moze found you carrying a box filled with items. It would've been amusing to him how comical it was that the items piled so high— he could barely see you behind it. However, he did worry right after given how you almost tripped over something. He managed to catch you and the items before both came crashing all over the floor.
He insisted on helping you carry the items to wherever its destination was. It took a bit of pursuasion on his side. Convincing you that it truly wasn't a bother to him at all, and that he'd be very much glad to be of assistance to you.
"I need to get these delivered first. Then go stop by the shop to buy some things. After that…" You go on to ramble about the things you had to do to help get a better vision on what else you had to do. "Oh, no… I messed up." The smile on your face dropping at the thought that had slipped your mind until that moment. "I forgot to invite Jiaoqiu to dinner with the others—"
"It's tomorrow evening, right? He knows. I mentioned it last time when I spoke to him." Moze says with a calm tone.
You blink at him, slightly caught off-guard by the man beside you. Though it's immediately replaced with relief and gratitude. The smile on your face already back, lighting up your features once more. Infectious as always, it makes the corners of his lips tug upwards as well. A small part of him feels quite proud to have been able to help you ease your worries even by a bit.
And this is when you start noticing it.
Did you mention that you're running out of a certain skincare product, but you can't find the time to stop by the store to buy it? Moze conveniently has to stop by near the store and buys it for you. Did you also mention that you wanted to do a certain task but keep forgetting about it? He gently reminds you about it via message or verbal if he's nearby. Did you also happen to mention that you've been meaning to try out a certain desert from a cafe, but the schedule simply doesn't seem to allow you? No fear, he passes by the store to buy you the treat.
Moze doesn't see you as someone incapable of handling things by yourself. To him, he simply sees it as a way to show his care. If making a quick stop somewhere, sending you a small reminder of something you had to do that day, or even helping you out with the tasks you need to accomplish, makes you smile? Gives you a chance to take a break? Let you worry less about the things you need to do? It's worth it in his eyes.
He does his best to avoid making you feel like you're bothering or troubling him (you really aren't). Most of the time, he does them discrcetly and casually. Partially, since he's also scared that you'll think he's weird or a creep for acting like that.
Please don't think of him badly.
Moze truly means well.
#🐦⬛🐕 .#彡 cy!#彡 inbox.#彡 cherishing.#excuse me cy 🥹🥹🥹 you wrote a drabble based off a vague little post i made about moze 🥺🥺 HOW WILL I EVER THANK YOU 🥺🥺 that is so sweet ?! ?!#600+ words ?!?! CY !!!!!! THANK YOU ?!?????!!!!!! IM IN SHOCK /pos IM STARING AT MY SCREEN LIKE 🥹🥹🥹🥹 YOURE SO KIND YOURE SO SO SO KIND !!!!#‘you reminded him of a dog catching a case of the zoomies’ HANSNDJDN i want to be his dog 🙂↕️🙂↕️ and !! i have to say — the energy rush a#him is so real T T HE IS JUST SO FUN HES SO SWEET HES so awesome he’s so lovable — zoomies is inevitable with mr shadow guard of the yaoqin#im smiling so hard at the ‘you were quite literally everywhere’ AAAAAEEEE there is much to explore !!! THIS IS SO CUTE THOUGH IM SO 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#THE CARRYING THE BOX SCENE ?!???!???? this reminds me of one of previous jobs i had ajanskdkxk YOU DONT REALLY NEED TO SEE . YOU CAN PEER#AROUND THE BOX — BUT MOZE SEEING ME IN SUCH A STATE IS SO EMBARRASSING/pos omg he caught me x0x IM BRIGHT RED AT THIS THOUGHT SHSNJDCJ also#cy !!! i will say that i love your writing and you put down your thoughts ….. this is such a cute read and my heart is so soft reading this#truly truly thank you so much for taking the time out of your day to write something as sweet as this for me ?!?! i am so blown away and so#thankful AND SO EMOTIONAL AND SO HAPPY oh )))): thank you thank you thank you thank you cy!!!! i adore you infinitely 🥹🥹🥹🤍🤍🤍#NOOOOO HE DOESNT NEED TO HELP ME CARRY IT ALL THE WAY THERE 🥹🥹🥹 SURELY SUCH A THING IS NOT IN HIS JOB DESCRIPTION#even if it was i would feel bad !!! T T oh my god please cy this image of him insistently that he’ll help is making me so red /pos he’s so#sweet ))): OH MY GOD AND THE RAMBLING SJSNSNDKXKKS IM REALLY SO RED AND FLUSTERED READING FHIS SKNSNDNX HES LISTENING TO IT 😭😭😭 HE IS#PERCEIVING ME 😭😭😭😭 but i do think my nervous chatter would activate in his presence — oh cy that would be so awful — to talk and talk and#talk his ear off :’) OMG OMG HE ALREADY TOLD JIAOQIU 😭😭😭 SAVIOR MOZE life saver moze i am indebted !!! TWICE NOW . THE BOX AND NOW THIS#him feeling proud ?! 🥹🥹 there is much more for him to feel proud about ! for example — how resilient he is / how strong he is / how kind he#is / how … i should not continue HIM KNOWING WHAT SKINCARE PRODUCTS I USE ????????? AND CHECKING WHEN IT RUNS LOW ??? ))))))): AND THE REMI#REMINDERS * MEAN SO MUCH TO ME OH CY ))): YOU ARE TOO TOO TOO KIND IM SO HONORED TO HAVE RECEIVED SUCH A GIFT insjdjxnj ))): cy !!!!!!!!!!#THE DESSERT …. I LOVE CINNAMON OR LEMON DESSERTS …… oh he is ))): he is too kind )): YOU!! ARE TOO KIND CY !!!!!! I WILL SOB INTO MY HANDS#BECAUSE THIS IS MAKING ME SO HAPPY AND )))): !!!! omg ))):#HE IS SO SWEET . HE MEANS WELL ???? I LOVE HIM I LOVE YOU I LOVE HIM I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU BOTH !!!!! i think i would genuinely burst into#tears thinking about him doing anything for me to :’) ease up some days :’) IM JUST :’) this is so thoughtful and so :’) im so incoherent a#and these tags are so messy — im just so happy and have read this like ten times over !! and go -> 🥹🥹 each and every time#thank you cy !!! ): from the very bottom of my heart!!!! you are such a skilled writer and you have such a kind heart#i saw your post about drabbles for friends and oh — im hugging you so tight — thank you for being so sweet to everyone ): i adore you so mu
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#God if he's not an option WHY is he the only boy ive ever met who is this emotionally intelligent and mature and God-fearing#and not afraid of vulnerability and has such strong principles that he just straight up says No i will not when he knows he should not#and the only guy who's ever been able to tell when i'm sad when i'm trying to hide it (and is able to read me surprisingly well)#and who is gentle and humble and wants children and genuinely wants to prioritize his future family#and the only guy who i know and can trust is both a servant-hearted and honourable leader AND a attentive and compassionate listener#and who does SO MUCH for everyone in the background and never asks for applause or praise#AND is the only guy i'm this comfortable around (this is a FIRST) and can talk to for hours. why!!!!!!!!#why must he check all the boxes!!!!#also why must he have such beautiful eyes. they are GORGEOUS.#obnoxiously beautiful blue eyes that are just. very focused and gentle and tender. yes i also hate that i notice this#anyway literally HOW many times have i prayed the liturgy for the death of a dream from every moment holy this year. HOW MANY TIMES#i KNOWWWW it will never happen i KNOW this and yet!!!!! it's like i wake up and agonize over it all over again#why must he be like one of the loveliest people i know!!! why must it be like this!!!!#edit: i KNOW amazing men are allowed to exist and not be attracted to me lollllll but still i am trying to get the sadness out of my chest#as irrational as it may be at times#the waiting room chapter
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