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animelover20 · 9 months ago

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Sooo guess who's about to finish part 6 of jjba and it's barely been two days....

R.I.P my nonexistent sleep schedule

Ok so I know I haven't finished it yet but I would like to ramble about a character I didn't like at first and now is one of my all time favourites. If you don't wanna read all my bullshit fawning over a fictional character,ya don't have to.

But if you do want to..

Ok so I was a bit on the fence with anasui when I first saw him,now it's not that I disliked him but he wasn't liked either. In my opinion he looked like a diavolo rip off lmao.

And then that mother fucker did this

And I was sold. Like fawning over him and he'd only been on screen 1 minute if that.

Anyway he's hot,it's 5am and way too early for the emotional rollercoaster of this fucking part.

All it took was that one simple move and I was a fucking goner,someone has to give this man an award for how fast he won me over Jesus Christ.

I don't typically fall for them that fast,fuck I didn't even fall for doffy until I got to punk hazard and he had decent character development by then. But anasui? Literally one minute and one move. Get this man a prize he deserves it.

#the fucker watches #jjba part 6 #narciso anasui #the fucker rambles #god damn did he win me over quick #im honestly not complaining tho..#he checks every box #long hair(not required)#decently built(again not required but prefered cause i like em strong)#decently smooth/deep voice #being morally fucked in a good way #(↑ doffys prime example when it comes to that one but anasui spent time in jail)#there's so much more i could mention and yet somehow he still checks them #hes actually so perfect #and so silly #that last one is important #im done talking about fictional men now #or am i.....

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mblue-art · 1 year ago

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sans au sexyman polls doooodle

congrats to the kings<3 🫶🫶🫶

#utmv #cross!sans #error!sans #uf!sans #underfell!sans #fell!sans #sans au sexyman polls #no talk error angy #m rambles #after this tag #unfortunately i was not able to join in on the fun in xtwitter (or tumblr even) during the polls' duration 😔#but this year's results were interesting :)!#i super love all of the grapehead / lightbulb-head glowing blush cross art so much why is he so cute and handsome and rrhrfgrhgh #squeezes him like a stress ball /j #cross deserves it bc hes HOT theres no denying it tbh #he is everywhere and ppl like him and angst enjoyers like him and he has an ANIME (animation) so hes like. an anime boy. kinda. yk #/ hot - / handsome - / cute - / charming - / goofy - / sweet --- he checks some other boxes i wont mention them all bUT #HHELLOOO DO YOU SEE WHY. HE LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT-FREE. EVERY. DAY.#he is SO easy to put in Situations and ppl have fun with that and /puts head in hands/ anyway.#me looping strings around the pins i tacked onto their pictures and looking for their similarities (insert that one meme)#(if anyone wants me to actually go insane feral weird and simp/info dump/ramble and be annoying abt my beloveds in a post lmk 👍)

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unknownersirius · 16 days ago

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as fast as i could

#arven #pokemon #pokemon scarlet violet #siriusart #i am absolutely livid this man doesn't exist #because if he did i would be acting a lil foolish o///o #jokes (?) aside #my love life is ruined because he is my base standard #god i love htis man #please exist #long haired cook who loves his dog #absolutely checked all the boxes for me #i'm just thirsting in the tags of every arven pic i draw tbh #i fucking love him

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according2thelore · 11 months ago

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oh hey! i’m sam, and this is my father—i mean, my mother—i mean, my best friend—i mean, shit, my lover—i mean, my guard dog—i mean, the man who sold his soul for me—i mean, the man fated to kill me—i mean, haha sorry, my moral compass—whoops, i mean, my stone number one, the last string i have connecting me to reality—i mean, my soulmate—my bad, i mean, my breeder—i mean, the man i modeled myself after—i mean, shit—

this is dean. my brother, dean.

#dean would sweat if he had to fill out government forms bc he doesn't know whether to file sam as a 'dependent'#like...that's his brotherwifesonhusbandvictimlover??#he just panics and checks every box #but 'brother' is the encompassing label--everything everywhere all at once etc #late season sam checks the box next to married and doesn't even notice until a week later he sits up shaking in sweating in bed #and THAT's how they get married #ps i'm genuinely surprised we haven't gotten a “this is dean” w just no qualifications #charlotte’s contribution: breeder #you’re welcome guys

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martianbugsbunny · 4 months ago

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BITCH they had a WHOLE LOTTA NERVE to SPECIFICALLY HAVE STEVE SAY "bro, it's hard to date when nobody has shared life experience with u"

......IN THE MOVIE WHERE THE GUY WITH SO MANY SHARED LIFE EXPERIENCES SHOWS THE FUCK BACK UP. THE GUY WHO LIVED IN 1940S NY WITH HIM. THE GUY WHO SERVED IN WW2 WITH HIM. THE GUY WHO GOT THE SUPERSOLDIER SERUM LIKE HE DID. THE GUY WHO MANAGED TO STILL BE ALIVE AND LIKE THIRTY IN THE 2000S JUST LIKE STEVE. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING. WHY WERE THEY SO STUPID

#every time I think about this it PISSES me off #nobody with shared life experiences MY ASS #there is ONE SINGLE PERSON who qualifies perfectly for that role and it's JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES #HE'S LITERALLY RIGHT THE HECK THERE #maybe the stucky thoughts are why I needed a cup of coffee at five in the evening lmAO #it's just...in the GOOD universe that's setup #bc if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck #and he realizes 'oh wait there is someone with shared life experience...and I want us to share all our life experiences until we die'#give me Didn't Realize He Was Gay Until He Realized Bucky Checked All His Boxes Steve #or give me Doesn't Want To Date BC He Thinks The Guy He Wanted To Share His Life Experiences With Is Dead Steve #but in a universe where the storytelling is actual eating that would've been the hint before we actually got stucky #stucky #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #captain america #Steve rogers #Bucky barnes #captain america the winter soldier #catws #martianbugsbunny ships

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forgetful-nerd · 11 months ago

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In there trying times have some cute pictures of Mikey and his brothers:

Just a little reminder that they love their little brother. And he loves them back.

#yall there is a new bashing fic on ao3 and it literally checks all the dumbass boxes #Like it's ‘Mikey’s an uwu soft Boi who needs his hand held because his brothers are sooooo mean’ ick #bonus points if he goes to another dimension and ‘learns what a REAL family is’#sorry that I'm unloading on y'all I just hate this trope because it gets literally every single character wrong period #I'm trying to just not engage with these type of fics but sometimes they get to me especially because the 2012 boys are like my sibs #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #2012 raph #2012 donnie #2012 mikey #2012 leo #donatello #raphael #leonardo #michelangelo

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koobiie · 1 year ago

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fanart for what may be my favorite fic of all time, Running Behind by @asidian! here's prompto enjoying all the foods from the fic beacuse he deserves it <3

#ffxv #prompto argentum #final fantasy xv #final fantasy 15 #im going to be wild in the tags here for a moment. this fic makes me CRRRRRRRAZZZZZZEYYYYYYYYYYYYY #like barking snarling yowling tearing up dirt with my hands taking bites out of the drywall #its like old at this point but every couple of years i remember it and im like well here i go again! and reread it in a several hour sprint #and then scream and cry nad throw up cause i love it soooo so much #seriously i recommend it so sohard . honestly even if you dont like ffxv #ultimate hurt comfort fic checks off all my boxes 11/10 explodeing #oh yes also the art is here. yea i got carried away drawing the foods jfkdslhglks #hi author if you read these tags im sorry for pinging you about your fic that came out like. 7 years ago #but ive been meaning to make fanart for it for sooooo long cause i love it and i finally got around to it lol #koob art #digital art #im going to be pissed if theres a food i forgot to include lmao #anyways yea i <3 prompo my scrinkly winkly crunkly doo he deserfes happines. im going to disappear into the sunset now

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cultivating-wildflowers · 3 months ago

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my coworker brought her dog to the humane society this morning for an appointment and happened upon a gorgeous senior cat while she was there. which she had to tell us about. while crying about how she can't adopt it but one of us should.

and when I tell you I'm tempted

#I've already texted my sister don't worry #and we scoured the humane society's petfinder page and fb page to no avail #the cat is not there #it has no adoption fee because (presumably) of its age #(don't even know if it's male or female because my coworker is not great with details lol)#(she calls her female dog 'he' all. the. time.)#it's right on my way home if I take the back way and... I want to go. just to check it out.#we don't need a cat #my dog would not be pleased #the house is small #but..... it's a huge gray fluffy senior cat which ticks basically every box

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will80sbyers · 2 months ago

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Will sketches things around him mindlessly sometimes when he's bored in class but he never likes the results so he just ends up trying to throw the drawings away but Mike always asks to have them and Will can't say no because the fact that Mike loves his art always makes him warm and happy

#Karen was really annoyed when he was little because Mike's backpack was literally full of drawings every day when she checked lol #then when he grows up Mike starts putting them away in binders and boxes and has a whole collection of Will's drawings stored away and #he doesn't think there's anything weird or suspicious with it 😂#byler #will byers #mike wheeler #Michael the art collector fr

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hexwatch · 6 months ago

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I need more Elias Bitchard in my life. I'm already drinking in every ounce of him I can get from the episodes, to fan art and literally all the fan fics. I want to turn him into a smoothie and inject him into my veins(in a completely normal non-weird way). I'm like speed listening to tma just for Elias at this point and it hate him so badly for all that he has done. But fuck me(not really), he's really hot and I love the energy he exudes.

#tma #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #tma shitpost #this asshole has dug into my brain and refuses to fucking leave #leave me alone bitchard #the brain rot on this character is so real right now because he checks literally every box to be my perfect character.#i would let him do unspeakable things to me #like turn me into an avatar or something #but the need to break him over my knee in a violent rage is also kinda real #like i get why Peter always went back to remarry this man #i would

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milksinyourarea · 7 months ago

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I gonna pull a soul-read and say that jjk lesbians love Nanami the most out of the adult squad

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #nanami kento #jjk nanami #as a lesbian he checks every box in the checklist of shit lesbians love in male characters

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iholli · 3 months ago

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robot,,, bf,,, my beloved,,,

#im sooooooooo normal about him really #i definitely have not been yapping about him 24/7 for the last. 4 days #every time he shows up: omg Blitzy haiiiiii <333 #i have to watermark it but i do have cute art of him with my s/i who i also made very quickly #getting me into this was a bad idea i love everything about the franchise so far #cool ass robots being goofy as shit? i must make this my personality this is For Me #anyway. yeah hi new f/o. again. why is this happening to me. again.#ficto tag #proship selfship #it's a rat room blitz!#ship tag based on the first song i wanted to put on the playlist #it was a silly thought but it's stuck #maybe ill think of something better but i do like it in the meantime #ratkingrambles #i don't care that the fandom is pissed about his bumblebee appearance i was in love with that mask the minute i saw him #and then i got his tfa intro and i was cooked #look at him. he's checking all my usual f/o boxes. damn it.

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nightbeforethend · 3 days ago

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LORD I’ve started talking to a guy that laughs like Gunil without the little wheeze, this is gonna be detrimental to my mental health. Need this to actually go somewhere so I can beatbox to it

#he just has a really nice speaking voice in general #like I need him to end up being my man so I can have a walking audiobook #also because he’s a dork and a dork is gonna get me every single time #my dating life has been so boring but I’m liking it right now #boxes are being checked I love it here #mel’s thoughts 💭

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spilling-blood · 4 days ago

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Crimes my desk neighbor has committed that have lead me to want to quit:

Eating 2 baby bottle pops and a ring pop in a row.

Talking shit about the person on the other line while he is on hold and laughing loudly.

Eating an entire bowl of cereal with milk at his desk.

Spraying cologne repeatedly on himself.

#i keep telling myself i just need to get through till april then i wont be sitting next time him anymore. but holy shit i am suffering #yall. he is checking every single box for things that i am sensitive to and find intolerable and distracting.#the noises. the smells. disgusting.#-pers #-vent #*next to him. cant type whats new whatever. why even acknowledge it anyone reading my bs already knows that lmao

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ratatatastic · 2 months ago