#he can't swim but i can

[pearlynia]

*texting*

Regulus: do you ever wanna take your heart out and squeeze the emotionans away and then put it back in your chest so you'll feel less emoticons

James: ...

James: I'm coming over

[gothamsworst]

Jonathan Crane, also known as: Creator of the World's Worst Exposure Therapy.

[akuma-tenshi]

friendly reminder that frederick kreiburg canonically cannot swim

+ bonus art of him looking like a bitchass hater because i love his expression here:

[momochizu]

Idk what I'm drawing lol

[thedogofchristmaspast]

i have not stopped thinking about roger a single day since finishing the dlc btw. godsend to all the inattentive adhd folks who struggle with independence and fine motor skills💥💥💥💥i just KNOW that man never learned how to tie his shoelaces. and when peter tried to teach him no matter how hard he tried he couldn't do it right (HE'S JUST LIKE ME FRRRRRRRRRR)

if he read warrior cats (he probably does). i definitely think alderheart would be his favorite

[laqueus]

I'm rewatching Finding Dory, and Hank is honestly a miracle of animation

[rin-hanarin]

Floaty boy can't swim, ocean boy to the rescue.

[mistressamell]

Astarion can't recall his own eye color but he remembers Sebastian

[sysig]

He deserves a bit of everything, as a treat (Patreon)

[that-wildwolf]

I feel like I'm going insane. I can't trust my brain at this point I keep seeing people talk about how Garrus said let's retire to the beach or draw them on the beach together I'm going legitimately insane where are you getting this. did he actually mention a beach and I completely missed it. Because like yeah headcanon what you want, it's cute, I don't mind, but it shows up even in meta analysis posts??? I'm slowly falling to madness did he ever say a word about a beach

[fisheito]

Imagine you have to set up yakumo's enclosure for the next couple months. How do you set it up and what do you put in there?

oh NO.! THE PROPPHECY HAS BEenm FUFILLED

i am standing in my room, leggies rooted to the floor. i am in shock .frozen and i have no idea how to proceed. there is a perpetual pathetically sobbing serpent under my blankie.

[hauntingblue]

NAMI NEEDS TO GO UP THERE AND FIGHT BIG MOM I AM SO SERIOUS!!! THIS IS A BATTLE FOR THE ROMANCE DOWN TRIO!! SANJI DO NOT DARE TAKE HER SPOT!!!

[kittlyns]

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[fazcinatingblog]

but what if her aim is to just make as many money as possible, as quick as possible, and then sell the business, let someone else deal with the mess of it, and just retire with her rental properties and money from selling the business and/or those townhouses and

[donuts4evry1]

Box jellyfish chirp??? 👁👁

AHHHH omg I thought I talked about box jelly chirps enough to annoy people but I guess I don't talk ab it enough???

Anyways, the video evidence is in my pinned post but I'll put it here too just in case

I suppose the word "whistle" is more accurate since it really is the sound of air rushing through the jelly but I honestly prefer using "chirp" because IT'S CUTE!!

I... Actually haven't seen any scientific literature or documentation on it (perhaps it's just something not many scientists think to talk about?), but to be honest I can see how it happens.

Box Jellyfish are the fastest known jellyfish because of their velarium (a flap of tissue on the bell margin that lets water squeeze out faster, maybe sorta like how a pressure washer does), so when oriented properly and washed up recently enough to still have the strength to move... They make that sound, haha!

[a-bit-of-cest]

I made an OC for v0re shenanigans. Type of goon that shows up for a 2-part filler as a thin excuse for the director's fetish