#he can't run

[bluesharkslime]

So i was walking home with a friend and i was very tired cuz it was almost 1 am. I was making small talks about random stuff (like how many words you can call a thunder in italian) and pointing at random things and talking about them like i was drunk.

I point at some words painted on the side of a bar and i start to read them out loud.

One of these words was "IT'S HAPPY HOUR!". I readed it, stopped for a second and without saying anything i then started running throwars my home while the song from the hit wario-like game was BLASTING in my head.

He reached me not long after and he looked very angry.

The only reason why i wrote this it's because it happend 10 minutes ago, i'm tired and probably a bit drunk.

Goodnight.

[juniemunie]

[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]

Hitting a lil' too close to home?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Look what we've become.

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[yuukirita]

*taps shoulder gently* I know your busy and already have a lot on your plate… but listen.

How about a sparkling deceptibee au? I�� don’t really have a reason I just wanna see a baby bee in your art style… if that’s ok?

Ah- of course! Let me just- *trows away responsabilities*

Lil guy has big shoes to fill! Makes it hard to walk though!

Let me propose this: Bee is a sparkling but he acts exactly the same as movie Bee... Like exact same. Not change of tones or anything- wouldn't that be funny? Like being that young but acting like that is like seeing a toddler act like a unbalanced young adult and that is just hillarious to me...

Also- In the sparkling Deceptibee au???? OPTIMUS AIN'T LETTING THIS CHILD FOLLOW MEGATRON. Different story line entirealy. Elita DID keep Bee from going with Megatron (because that is a freaking baby) but Megs/the high guard sees that baby try to follow them but Megs tells them not to bother.

And the story is Bee that keeps trying to run away/get in contact with Megs cuz that his friend and he's freaking stubborn and he wants to be with him dammit!

And Optimus has to deal with that child who acts older than he is because he had to grow so fast mentally and he's trying to be a mentor but Bee is like '... eh?' And stuff- And Elita probably saves the day as usual- OMG THAT MEANS CLIFFJUMPER IS ALSO A SPARKLING HFIDKJLSADGDSJ (will draw that later)

ALSO- Em... In SecondBee au... Bee starts as a sparkling. I've drawn him... I'll show him when the story is posted (he's very cute and small)

[emacrow]

Constantine is noping this situation, you can't make hi-..ah fucking damn it

John was already paled when Kronos got revived, but seeing the eyes scalding blinding Fear of God staring into your very soul and judgment every inch power that was in that godlinng babe was enough for him to started drinking his emergency booze.

He is not dealing with Greek Gods bullshits, especially if that what he puzzling in the pieces together Then Kronos's story was becoming twisted all together. Nope, he isn't. Batman can bribe him all he wants. He is fucking leaving now!!

Fucking with THAT right there especially with the contract he still owed Kronos for, he rather suffered the complete obliteration of his soul being torn to shreds once he dies then have that god find him. He is escaping of here before She even noticed that he is Here with her ol time relic still in his pocket.

Before he can even get one step in the portal ready, he already felt his chest tightening as if his entire chest was being squeezed like a kid's teething toy.

Fucking dammit, he should've left right when Kronos was still having that psychic backlash, he knew he should've trusted his gut, fucking time Goddess and her all knowing of when and where.

Part 6 << >> Offical Quiz that Decision the Fate of this continuing fic >>> Fic Released

[shotmrmiller]

on my ex bf simon bullshit esp when he just doesn't care that you broke it off because your x y and z reasons aren't really reasons so he's showing up after being gone for 6+ months cuz of a job (which he did tell you about you just don't remember because you'd been praying your hips would hold out the night he did. looking back at it now it makes a lot of sense as to why you awoke alone. you'd thought he'd just taken the final scrap of pussy and ran for the hills like the bastard he is)

anyway he's home, you're not going anywhere and neither is he, so now you're in the closet nervously punching in your current bf's number because he cannot come over after work like he usually does. (simon is an unmovable object. the only option is getting everyone out and away from where he chooses to be.)

except he's already pulling in the driveway and now you're being told to sit real fucking pretty in the bedroom while simon goes and deals with the unwanted guest.

[egophiliac]

C'MON TO THE THEATER!

I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.

[cozylittleartblog]

lil columbo sticker design i made for my etsy :) i'm not sure what the market is for columbo merch but if the demand is high enough i'd like to make an enamel pin in the future!

[raticalshoez]

Professional Coward

[the-dormant-ocean]

Sam, suddenly walking into Dean's room: Hey, what are you listening to?

Dean, listening to one of the +500 recordings he has of Sam breathing and mumbling in his sleep to help himself fall asleep when they don't share a room: Uhhhhh, PORN!

[auspicioustidings]

You've known Johnny your whole life as the worst human being on the planet that you see at every family event. He's some best friend of some aunt's cousin or something, all you know is growing up he was always there and you always hated one another. It was the worst fucking wedding on the planet the year he showed up and was taller than you.

Then there's a 5 year gap in big family events. No weddings, no funerals, no coming of age events or baby showers. It's a blessing since at the last one you were 17, acne prone and awkward which he latched on to immediately (he made you cry actually, it was the first time you had seen him look properly upset, almost horrified at seeing you like that).

And then the flurry of family events starts once more.

He is still the worst human being on the planet. You still see him at every family event. And despite you saying every single time this is a one time thing that can never happen again, you continue to pull one another into dark corners. You're probably going to hell when you ride him just round the back of the kirk at your great uncle's funeral, but whatever, that guy was a creep anyway. And his cousin definitely knows exactly what happened when Johnny nearly misses his cue to bring the rings because he was too busy under your dress in a storage closet.

You're definitely in over your head at the baby shower, because all he can talk about as he pumps into you in the bathroom anyone could walk in to is how pretty you'd look carrying his baby.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Swift travels. [Bonus art]

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[madootles]

looking back on a crime scene that he created

[beif0ngs]

DIVINE DEPARTURE

[eatgras]

silly dog privilege

[royalarchivist]

[A $50 bounty is announced for Fit]

Fit: Oh... Come on, man. We've been through so much.

Sneeg: Uhhh...

Fit: We've been through so much– I know- I know you got a kid to feed–! I know you got a kid to feed, I know– you know?

Sneeg: Alright, Fit– Fit, you can just PayPal me $25 if I protect you this whole time, how about that?

Fit: [Laughs]

Sneeg: I can be your bodyguard, if you want. [Laughs]

Tell you what, I mean, hey– If you wanna actually kill me, that's fine, but just box up my sht. [Laughs]

[A $100 bounty is announced for Sneeg]

Fit: Oh- wow.

Sneeg: 100?!?

Fit: No, you know– we're better than this, we're better than this.

Sneeg: Fit, we gotta go. Fit, we gotta go, we don't have to argue, we don't have to fight over this anymore.