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hausofwhores · 21 days

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So.... Is no one else thirsting over the feral Logan clone from Logan? Just me? ...mmkay...

#LOOK AT HIM ‼️‼️#i know he supposedly has no humanity #and he's literally meant to just kill #however comma #he can kill this pussy #I'd die happy #idk i just feel like he'd have a soft spot for me 😭#i can fix him #X24

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revehae · 3 months

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we need to kill everyone at sm entertainment

#you know how i said i didnt want to elaborate on RJ’s bbl messages #because i would go on a tangent about how sm doesn’t protect their artists #yeah well imagine how i felt when i saw them made him apologize for that stupid ass shit #like really making your artist seem like the bad guy when he has psycho bitches invading his privacy #for 2 seconds of attention #not even positive attention btw #like can you imagine getting calls from random crazy bitches when you’re just trying to live your life #ppl who aren’t supposed to have your number #freaky ass fuck #but no they dont gaf how that makes him feel #they aren’t even imagining it #brainless fucking cunts #and even worse the company you’re under is doing bare minimum if even that to keep you safe #or to even make you feel some semblance of safety #like genuinely evil as fuck #it doesn’t even end with that #ppl crawling through vents to see hc #breaking into his fucking house like maniacs #like bitch are you out of your rabid ass fucking mind #company taking forever to address hc/jn’s scandal #which was false btw #and you have their unintelligent fucking fans believing the shit immediately and throwing photocards out like they killed someones mother #over something they couldnt even wait to see was true or not #bc if it’s in a headline it must be true right #wrong #but that’s an entirely different issue #honestly all of this just goes back to how kpop companies market their artists as like minimum 5 sublevels below human #not just sm #which is really stupid like you’re grown as fuck shivering shaking throwing up at the IDEA of your idol getting pussy #like he’s grown asfk

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moonshynecybin · 7 months

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Marc has never picked Jorge over Vale and yet Vale still thinks Marc sabotaged him for Jorge, my brother in Christ are you blind?!

my favorite part of that video is marc INSTANTLY internally being like. jajajaja... this is a TRAP ! and conjuring up an objective metric in order to decide between jorge and vale and be like this is outside of my feelings :) but valentino :) AND then feeling a lil bad about having to apply the same logic to fabio in order to seem less crazy😭

#i can see the chess game he is playing in his mind…. my beautiful princess with a disorder..#motogp #callie speaks #sepang trauma (plus his pussy) means hes doin pr acrobatics to avoid relitigating 2015. like he can’t choose jorge he has to choose vale #so marc's like. okay ummm how do i make it seem like i’m over it and kill any potential headlines. well championships are OBJECTIVE :)#but then the interviewer hits him with: okay now fabio or pecco? and marc who LIKES fabio and is ambivalent to pecco is like. SHIT.#on this day. a rose to those distressed by marc murdering fabio on live FRENCH television

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bottombaron · 1 year

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i kno he had a lot going on at the moment and he wasnt there for the Patton Oswalt-Batman event but i just know, deep down in my heart of hearts, 42 hours after he's been returned as a human, Guillermo De La Cruz is going to be spending a lot of time in that potting shed thinking abt Nandor's scary aggressive dom phase

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor #nandermo #i know it because thats what ive been doing for the the past 4 days #i have no other way to say this so im going to just say it: Guillermo is GAY gay ok #and a 6-foot tall pretty boy just loomed over him held his hands kept him in place to tell him he can kill him in his mother language #you just knoW Guillermo is having a crisis abt that when he's acquired enough distance from his angst #furthermore: it will take even longer for his pussy to catch up to seeing Nandor at the feast #literally ROLLING HIS HIPS with his arms braced on either side of him like a bedframe #like hes a fucking beast feeding on a gazelle #but Guillermo is going to kicking Laszlo out of the potting shed indefinitely when he does #like Nandor is never /that/ much of a vampire and he went to 100% monster mode and Guillermo is a certified monster fucker #you kno Nandor was fulfilling so many fantasies for Guillermo in those moments #my baby boy is going to be THIRSTY for the next 13 years fr

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argesta · 2 months

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no one is allowed to tell louis “GIRL GET UP 🗣️” ever again. no one is getting up after this

#girl because why do i KNOW his fleetwood mac fuckass swedish pop hairbun elton john feathers charli neon is ACTUAL venus fly trap pussy #HE'S LIKE ABUSE INTERPOLATION CENTRAL. HE'S WHERE ALL THE ABUSE TRAINS COME IN TO GO TO BED #HES THE THOMAS TANK ENGINE AND ITS RUNNING ON GASLIGHT I KNOW THIS WE ALL KNOW THIS #and then he cries on tv in an interview blooper not even sound on. and I'm like can someone check if he's okay? 🥺🔙 im scared he ok???#nobody is getting up. this isn't a love story or a horror story this is about the dangers of the white and french. get them off screen NOW #frantz tried to tell you and you didn't listen #the things he's doing to my perception are narratively diegetic but I thought I was better than this. i thought I'D escape the lamp #I'm so sorry miss Louis de Pointe du Lac de Winters I was not familiar with your mans game....#inner child family systems therapy won't help you leave mrs louis. we need to kill him #v #PV #fucking hell. fucked #iwtv

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holygroundgone · 6 months

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On the incredibly heated debate of "who's cock is bigger, luo binghe or mo ran?" I will always rule in favor of luo binghe on the metric of mo ran's dick immensity having never caused him grief

#truescholar.txt #now i won't lie the circumstances were dire however even in his most dire of states chu wanning was able to survive mo ran's cock #at its cruelest and most evil #and i would also consider chu wanning an especially tight person; shen yuan won't win that competition #however it is also necessary to take into account technique and lubrication methods #however taxian jun would've been going at it as raw and rough as possible so in that regard even bingmei's lack of experience wouldn't #be necessary to take into account #IN ADDITION there is of course the 'chu wanning pussy' factor in which i can argue that very little would change if chu wanning had a pussy #the entire time 'see; coquettish smell emanating from his undergarments' and frankly i see shen yuan/shen qingqiu as someone with a dick-#but anyways all of that is a completely moot point given that it wasn't just the dick that killed him in that scene (barely remembering) it #was xin mo's out of control energy he channelled out of luo binghe's body through dual cultivation and-#anyways all of that aside i do truly believe luo binghe has the bigger dick but he is burdened by it whereas #mo ran just has a massive fucking cock that has gotten rave reviews and he is confident in using it #congratulations chu wanning!!!! congratulations shen yuan!!!!

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confinesofmy · 1 year

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i'm rewatching hannibal and its such a rich portrait of the infantilisation (yet also exploitation) of autistic adults. like will graham really is out here fighting for autonomy and peer respect and mutual empathy and just a goddamn ounce of understanding and he's doing it all while his brain is cooking in its own juices and his new best friend/therapist is trying to figure out if he wants to fuck him, kill him, eat him, or all three but if so which order.

#jack when he likes what will is saying: 'will graham is a twisted genius he's incredible and no one can do what he does'#jack when he does not like what will is saying 'hannibal how crazy is will on a scale of 1 to 10? no i wanna keep him on the case #'i just want to discuss with a 3rd party how nuts he is so later i can say i wasn't ignoring it'#and meanwhile hannibal is absolutely sticking up for will. he is advocating for him! and mentally constructing recipes for his flesh #:/#that's why it's so hard being an autistic adult #people at work don't respect you or your opinion even though they somehow also are always looking to you for information?#and everyone wants your pussy so bad they might have to kill you about it #it's awful #adam talks too much

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cicicolorao · 6 months

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I need to draw my laserhawk self insert more often anyways SHEEEEEEPHERD SHEPPYYYYY

Big ass Caucasian Shepherd hybrid with the squeakiest of voices. A sweet and kinda timid person, but so, SO fucking stupid. Cringefail doggie. The dumbest combination between a fandom girlie and an old criminal henchman trope. Calls Ramon “boss” and both holds him in the highest and lowest regard

#captain laserhawk #clhabdr #clh oc #clh ramon #He’s beefy and can knock heads off #but he’s too much of a pussy to faithfully go against a group of guards as a rebel #however comma #he WILL die and kill for his baby brobber Axel #needs to stand up for himself though

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tennessoui · 1 year

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Playmaker Ahsoka the next day getting told her drop everything task is to fake adoption papers and kill Palpatine's kid and kid-in-law without Palpatine finding out: ...

playmaker anakin: also can you pick up some baby and me books again. and also another crib.

ahsoka: ANOTHER crib??

anakin: i tried to fuck obi-wan on the edge of it and it broke. if there's a crib that could hold 140 pounds maybe get that one cause it'll probably happen again.

#asks #playmaker au #also funniest cause in this au #ahsoka fucking hates obi-wan #she would hate doing anything extra just cause he had an insane moment #ahsoka: look vader if he can kidnap a baby he can kill its parents too thats just called cleaning up your mess #anakin who agrees but is pussy whipped: just do it ok

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frankensteinmutual · 5 months

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#so earlier today i met with my ex to talk about stuff and. turns out he was basically already emotionally cheating on me before we broke up #and they're falling in love or whatever haha #i hate myself #he told me he still wants to be friends i told him I'd be open to it if he broke it up with this girl (WHO IS STILL IN A RELATIONSHIP BTW)#and he said he fucking can't. he can't #he can lose me after we've been together for more than 6 fucking years but he can't lose that pussy #i wish i could kill him and then myself

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shrekyaoi · 12 days

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What're the actual Jon titles and responsibilities of the various inner circle members?

this is more kinda implied than overt but it will become more clear later on. but, for your sake, i‘ll list em here

makarov & yuri do the all of the everything although yuri has been avoiding literally all of that for. a while. anatoly is the chief medical officer. kiril is a logistician/monitoring supply lines. lev is the warden of the gulag/managing the eastern end of operations. alexi is in charge of karlstejn/western operations. viktor does most negotiations and sorta shares kiril‘s job but he‘s more involved in management i guess you could say

#if anyone says that‘s not how this works i‘m suplexing then with “sorry i’m not gonna research how terrorist militias are organised”#i don’t think i’m explaining these very well. there are specific words for their jobs but i can’t remember them for. several of these jerks #makarov co yuri xo anatoly chief medical officer kiril logistician lev warden/commander alexi commander viktor negotiator/logistician #but also they all have like fourteen other jobs underneath them they’re Also doing. but they aren’t as relevant #crow answers #as far as i can tell the only ones of these actually grounded in canon are makarov yuri and alexi #everything else is “well they don’t fucking tell us”#even alexi’s is purely extrapolated from the fact he was on a skype call with makarov before yuri killed his pussy in the castle mission

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icantspellthings · 7 months

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Hmm

#i would genuinely rather barry date some weird gym rat personal trainer girl than a pop star who is a taylor groupie #like I pointedly dislike t*ylor sw*ft and anyone who is buddies buddies with her #have a pr relationship if you want but god pick a better match pls...#and we all fucking know the twt stans are so mean towards him bcs he's dating their precious pop girly or whatever the fuck #i wish he wasn't so mainstream now #like get the bag king but also can the normies pls not perceive him?#all the pictures comming out is making me bitter lmfao #gnawing on wood crawling on the floor r #he's probably flying on their private jets too lmao go queen kill the earth!#“hiding” it in the tags bcs im a pussy lol #sabr*na is probably a nice girl but ugh #anyways I just needed to get this out of my system lol #mouthy mint #🫤

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rosecolouredpigment · 2 years

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my chronic addiction to painting the most medium ugly guy in the whole persona universe is getting worse day by day. i love using online canvases with the shittiest brushes ever to do so

yeah

#persona 4 #p4g #persona 4 golden #adachi tohru #tohru adachi #p4 #persona #hi #my bestie said the first one looked like final fantasee and it made me giggle #he’s so ugly. he’s so ugly it hurts me but i’m rolling around biting the curtains and the walls because i cant give him everything he wants #ohhhh mamma mia i am in pain. my medium ugly incel. my sopping wet pathetic meow meow poor excuse of a criminal #he didn’t even kill people correctly. pussy #sorry these r messy i did them on aggie dot io #can u tell i luv painting hands yet

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tenok · 5 months

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#I want complaine not only about bad takes in this fandom but also about theories that just!! so!! stupid!! but also I'm a good person that #doesn't shit on other people's fun #so I mostly suffer in silence #and block people in bunches #'you see! this theory absolutely doesn't take agency from character and doesn't minimize emotional impact!'#says person about theory that roughly summariasized as 'Crowley AGAIN knows more than Aziraphale and it's all so SAD because if only #Aziraphale knew he wouldn't make this desicion!'#I want to scream #somehow it also never about what kind of monster Crowley would be to willingly hide memories Aziraphale supposedly erised and never gave it #back in whole four years they had before season two #like. maybe not be a cowards and embrace 'I was a pussy and somehow didn't get a courage to RESTORE MY FRIEND'S MEMORY with some kind of #VITAL INFORMATION that could've IMPACT HIS LIFE OR DEAT DESICIONS #and now he's in place where he could be abused erased or killed and IT'S MY FAULT' angle hmmm?#at least it could've made it interesting #but noooo #also how the fuck them kissing in 1941 should've impact Aziraphale's desicion anyway I can't get logic behind this theories #(the angle with 'memories are not about some stupid kiss but about what Crowley saw in heavens' could've work but like first: Crowley didn'#saw anything Aziraphale won't hear from Metatron in next scene or can extrapolate using base logic #and anyway if Crowley wanted to use it as argument he like. should've start with it and not with 'blah blah you're an idiot we should run #from earth'#AT BEST I could've get behind him giving Aziraphale some kind of weapon or possibility of safe out or like. hell's fire to self destruct as #last resort. but memories? and especially Aziraphale's memories??)#anyway yes it's me being a hater. I just have no place to vent about it but I sure hope that no one that likes this theories will see it.#you do you!!! but I hate it so much!!!

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bibleofficial · 3 months

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i dream of being able to go get a couples massage but instead of w the love of my life it’s w my colon & she finally gets what the FUCK has been WRONG w her WORKED out 😭🙄

#stream #GET A GRIP #I HATE BEING ALIVE #i need to make a new tag where it’s literally just posts of my pussy causing my suffering #shitter nation #that’s it #that’s the one #swag #i say swag so innocuously that my chinese flatmate will just say it too & it makes me laugh like u know when someone has like an affirmation #& start saying it it’s that except i feel bad kind of bc the way i use it is literally butchering the word #me sitting on the bus & it stops: swag #it’s just so fucking funny ALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKALAKSLA like I CANT HELP IT IM CONSTANTLY SAYING IT MY BROTHER GOT ME STARTED DOING IT LIKE #THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#anyway #my family got hit by the hurricane yesterday & thank fucking GOD that PINE FELL IN THE OPPOSITE DIECTION bc YALL #literally it would’ve taken out the bedrooms #like the whole root system has TIPPED #but do we know why ? YES WE FUCKING DO & ITS BC FATHER KEPT CUTTING DOWN ALL THE BRANCHES bc ‘it’ll damage the roof!’ which i mean in this #case … FAIR …. BUT ALSO IN THIS CASE IT WAS SOOO TOP HEAVY #i mean like they always made ME afraid bc u can see them sway but i just thought ‘like a sailboat u need a mountain of a wave to tip’ &#hurricanes ? are the mountain … BUT SHE LASTED DURING ALL THE OTHERS #LITERALLY ALL OF THE OTHERS like this tree is older than the house & the house is OLD [FOR AMERICA] it was built in the late 70s/early 80s #like she took HARVEY & IKE FINE #which i was there during but i worry abt them bc of the lack of cell service wifi & power but i know its over so its just clean up now #sucks to be my brother bc my father sent pics of him w an axe having to cut the tipped tree from the road lmfao #wait why is he using an axe we literally have a chainsaw #probably bc the tree’s wet & it’ll fuck up the chain & it has to be out of the road bc that’s where it landed btw lmfao it was house or road #& it’s in the road thank FUCK - NO DAMAGE TO ANY CARS literally we were sooooooo LUCKY #ANYWAY i’m only on a few hours of sleep & tired & my knee kills bc it actually got damaged during the omar assault so ive a new knee brace #swag … :( im just so tired. i’m so over constantly feeling like im being watched 24/7 it has genueinly put so much stress on me

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trans-leek-cookie · 3 months

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geto is such a fucking. I love him As A Character. He's got a good design and is interesting. There is no merit to defending his beliefs because the options are 1. You're defending a fucking eugenicist who regularly dehumanizes people and extorts them for his own gain. Or option 2. If sorcerers were actually oppressed in JJK (which. Fucking are they? It doesn't seem like it! It seems like sorcerer families are pretty FUCKING powerful! Considering the Gojos whole shit.) WE DONT NEEEEEEED MORE "THE OPPRESSED MINORITY IS SOOO EVILLLLL".

#Like. Idk I'm just past Gojo getting shoved in the flesh prison from Ultrakill and it's just like. Have sorcerers ever been discriminated #Against besides fucking. Nanako n Mimiko? Which was horrific but doesn't. Really push the idea that this is a societal thing?#Like most ppl don't KNOW SORCERERS EXIST. Hhfhhfhfhh ALSO GETO YOU DONT. HAVE TO PROTECT PEOPLE. YOU CAN JUST GO.#Like ''oh jujutsu is only to protect ppl who aren't sorcerers so sorcerers have to die for people'' YOU CAN JUST USE IT FOR SELF DEFENSE #you don't HAVE to hunt curses you just do because YOU CAN AND MOST PEOPLE CANT. Geto when I fucking get you #I do like that after he murdered the village he immediately murdered his own parents that genuinely feels really good as a story beat #It's a really good way of showing some level of genuine conviction and how he refuses to make exceptions. I'm still beating him to death #But I did really like that. Also Gojo is a pussy kill your best friend. Kill him on this crowded street in front of the KFC. You're nothing

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