#but Guillermo is going to kicking Laszlo out of the potting shed indefinitely when he does | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bottombaron · 1 year ago

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i kno he had a lot going on at the moment and he wasnt there for the Patton Oswalt-Batman event but i just know, deep down in my heart of hearts, 42 hours after he's been returned as a human, Guillermo De La Cruz is going to be spending a lot of time in that potting shed thinking abt Nandor's scary aggressive dom phase

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor #nandermo #i know it because thats what ive been doing for the the past 4 days #i have no other way to say this so im going to just say it: Guillermo is GAY gay ok #and a 6-foot tall pretty boy just loomed over him held his hands kept him in place to tell him he can kill him in his mother language #you just knoW Guillermo is having a crisis abt that when he's acquired enough distance from his angst #furthermore: it will take even longer for his pussy to catch up to seeing Nandor at the feast #literally ROLLING HIS HIPS with his arms braced on either side of him like a bedframe #like hes a fucking beast feeding on a gazelle #but Guillermo is going to kicking Laszlo out of the potting shed indefinitely when he does #like Nandor is never /that/ much of a vampire and he went to 100% monster mode and Guillermo is a certified monster fucker #you kno Nandor was fulfilling so many fantasies for Guillermo in those moments #my baby boy is going to be THIRSTY for the next 13 years fr

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