#hc stuff yay

[new-squidbeak-gaytoon]

forgot to talk abt this what's wrong w me.....

salmo language headcsnons...

it's pronounced like Dutch, but most of the words are Frisian or German in origin (with some of it being pure Splatoon gibberish)

there's a second pronunciation to the letter G, along with the Dutch G: a sort of CHG sound used in various words.

people just learning salmonid will only use the CHG sound when the dictionary (or other learning device) says to, but native speakers will use it whenever they feel like it with little regard to how it actually sounds

there are dialects, variations and different forms for every area, but most are close enough that everyone can understand each other with little confusion. this closeness happened partially out of necessity as the salmonids were forced to become more militarized

[samsbigkill]

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HELLO THERE!!

my names are usually klug or arc, and this is my rainworld blog!!

I've been a fan for over 2 years now, and it's one of my favorite games maybe ever. I know most of the lore by heart and can identify every creature. I'm not saying this to brag I'm asking for you to send me asks

if you want more info abt me, my main is @klugpuuo and my edits blog is @ebbofcyanwhispers. both contain all sorts of stuff i'll be doing on this blog and elsewhere

I also have a rp blog @oceanremnants

more information can be found under the cut for those who want it!

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here is my pronouny! it has most of my pronouns and names on it

as well as making edits, i draw and write! my art blog is @dogboyklug and my writing blog is @catboyklug

i have a splatoon sideblog that doubles as an indie rp blog, and it's called @new-squidbeak-gaytoon !!

[vibinginthebg]

✨Some doodles of the siblings to try to see how to draw them ✨

(I am super late to the party hello)

[makofinz]

whenever she pisses someone off bad enough she will hide behind Hydra, he naturally redirects anger off of her and towards him.

Unless the person after her is Rusty. Then she is cooked.

I thiink im gonna draw the components nxt.. at the very least Wrench… wrench i <3 u…

[softbabyfeferi]

Hiii could I request agere lil hal headcanons? (little, not cg) :>

mhm! here you go 38D

little hal hcs (get it?)

canon hal

🤖 since he has access to the internet at large he can get a bit overwhelmed deciding what show to watch (he always chooses my little pony friendship is magic anyway)

🤖 he's an independent baby so he usually doesn't want a cg, but when he does it's either dirk or roxy

🤖 little age is about 5 or 6

🤖 sometimes he chooses a kid tts rather than his normal tts when he's little

🤖 he colors in coloring pages on dirks computers mspaint

android earth c hal

🤖 he regressed once in front of dave and got embarrassed (because he got put in the robot when dirk was 13 so he really really admires the guy) but dave took care of him n everyfin was ok

🤖 having sensory input can get really overwhelming when he's regressed so he just kind of... goes back into the computer sometimes so that he can stop having senses

🤖 other times he gets really clingy and cuddly because he's touch starved

🤖 despite being a big kid and getting mad if you suggest otherwise he does like to have a paci

🤖 he likes to play with mechanical parts (dirk wont let him have any sharp ones)

[lilithofpenandbook]

The door to Minerva McGonagall's study opened. She knew without lifting her eyes who it was, so she kept them firmly on her paperwork.

Severus Snape, on the other hand, shut the door, proceeded to almost skip to the desk, and promptly hopped on and perched on the end.

She still ignored him.

He lowered his head all the way down until he was practically touching her forehead. Her eyes rolled up to meet his. He had a little grin on his face, one that didn't disappear at the steel in her eyes. Instead it seemed to increase. "Alright, mum?"

"What do you want?" she sighed.

"What, a man can't pay a visit to his old friend?" Severus tutted, shaking his head. "And here I thought you loved me."

"I loath you, if that's what you mean," she retorted wryly. Severus's eyes widened and he put a hand on his chest.

"Oh, I'm simply wounded, mother! See, my heart, it is completely and utterly torn in pieces!"

"Yer heart's on the left side, you overgrown sausage."

Severus quickly moved his hand. "Well, I could feel the pain over there due to the heavy impact of the pain," he improvised.

"Oh, aye?"

"Aye, that's the truth."

"Didn't know yer sneaky, sly little silver tongue could speak the truth!"

"Here, just 'cause I convinced the Headmaster that you were the one who ate his cake, it d'nt mean you have to still be mad at me!"

Minerva sipped her tea, and looked at the overgrown gangly child grown man of 32 years who was still sat on her desk. "Are you going tae leave me in peace, laddie? Or d'ye need me tae give ye a sweetie like yer a wee firstie wanting his mummy?"

Severus's eyes went wide once again. "Bloody hell, mum's on the warpath."

"Did ye have a purpose fer interrupting me work or not?" she demanded.

"I did!" Severus looked insulted.

"Then what?! Out with it, boy!"

Severus's dark eyes met her. They remained fixed on her eyes. His hand reached out, and batted her tea cup, toppling it onto its side. Still maintaining the eye contact, he slipped off her desk, and walked backwards to the door.

"What...?" she gaped at him.

Severus saluted, eyes still fixed on her. And then he proceeded to sprint off down the corridor, probably going to bother Albus for attention.

Minerva stared at the cup on its side.

"...what is wrong with you? Are ye some sorta overgrown kitty cat- oh. Oh my... SEVERUS!"

[kindred-spirit-93]

penelope canonically retreating to her room and refusing food = she puts on some weight, the reason being both lack of physical activity as well as her body being on constant emergency mode (so what little she does eat ends up being stored away bc the body doesnt know when the 'starvation' will end). whats more her constant stress elevates cortisol levels which in and of itself leads to weight gain esp in the abdominal area.

tl;dr chubby penelope send fucking t w e e t

[t4tozier]

consider: porter meets jace's family. would it be a mess or would porter flex the "paladin IS a charisma caster" so much that jace is like WHO are you

ohhh my god. those three levels of paladin are really pulling the weight here. okay okay this is my first time posting about jace's family in like. a relatively canon au so now i have to decide things.

ik i'm in the minority here but i feel like he actually has a pretty normal family? (normal being subjective of course) but i think he has a high elven mother, human or maybe half-elf father. i was pretty dead set on divine soul jace for a minute at the beginning but now i'm partial to wild magic sorcerer so i think he maybe got that from one of his parents and the other is a ranger. maybe elven ranger mom and wild magic sorcerer dad.

he's definitely an only child to me, so his parents were pretty doting, and it's a huge deal whenever he starts seeing anyone because they want to make sure the person is treating their baby right. when jace is in his 20s, he has a pattern of bringing people home to meet his parents and then, anywhere from a week to a year later, coming to them crying about how it didn't work out or he got tired of them or they got tired of him. and then there's a long stretch of time where they don't hear anything about jace's prospective partners.

so then, when he finally brings porter up to them, they're like. oh?? our boy has finally (maybe) settled down?? and he's like. you Cannot embarrass me okay. i Mean It. and they're like. well. we're going to embarrass you we're your parents.

and porter doesn't really know how to feel. he's met some partners' parents in the past, but not many, and most of them turned their noses up when they found out he was a goliath or a barbarian. so he's kind of on edge actually. and jace simultaneously is trying to comfort him being like no it's fine they're nice i swear and freaking out because he's like i haven't brought anyone home in over a decade they know this is a Big Thing i really need this to go well for everyone involved.

but it actually ends up being...okay?? they set up in the backyard so porter doesn't have to awkwardly make himself fit into their (modest, but not exceedingly large) house, and he brings them a nice bottle of wine that zara recommended and flowers and he is charming, so much so that it does throw jace a little, but it's not even that he's turning it up for jace's parents--he just genuinely is that charismatic when he's not being a dick. and he knows jace wants this to go well--and so does he, okay, he has feelings, too, sue him--so he does his best to be nice. but it's not even that hard, in the end; he bonds with jace's mom over her explorations into the mountains of chaos and only slightly humiliates jace with stories of his surges that his parents then proceed to top with talking about his surges during puberty.

as jace is saying goodbye to his parents that night, they both give him little thumbs up and are like you picked a good one. and jace flushes and goes off to the car as porter comes out of the bathroom, and jace's dad is like so. cliffbreaker. i expect to see a ring on that finger next time you two visit. and porter chuckles a little and nods and says, i'll do my best, sir, and heads out to the car where jace is wine-loose and smiley, and he reaches over to pull porter in for a kiss as he gets in the car and murmurs i love you against his lips and porter grins and kisses him harder before pulling out of the driveway so that he can show jace just how much he means it when he says i love you, too.

[twojamie-o-clock]

I do think it’s interesting how Steven chose to name his daughters Dodo and original names. Not Vicki, not Katarina, not Sara, not Pema, not anyone he met on his adventures, not anyone he had to part with on their terms, in a sense. It used to bother me that his audios post-TARDIS don’t make any mention of his past experience, except for Oliver when the Doctor makes an appearance, and even that’s only spurred on by Vardans. Mainly, I was bothered because to me Steven is inseparable from Sara (which is wrong, but …not, like, entirely.) but also because so many of his decisions on that planet, and the choice itself of staying there, were impacted by the above people. But it does say something that, of all the people he loved and traveled with, the one he wanted to keep a piece of in his future was the one whose future he didn’t know. Dodo was a point of hope for Steven - someone who didn’t die in front of him, someone who didn’t leave him — in fact, someone he left. And while none of us believe Steven’s excuse to the Doctor for returning to the TARDIS, it’s not like Dodo wasn’t a factor from the start, and she certainly became a huge one for keeping him there until he found the right place. So the idea that Steven, trying to build a better world, trying to build a family, chose to name his daughter Dodo….well it makes perfect sense. He is affected by his experiences, but the whole point of him looking upwards and helping people after a lifetime of needing rescue (the highlight of this was Helmstone imo, where the shift post-Sara moved from unhealthy e.g. the responsibility he felt for Oliver to Dodo & choosing to stay) was because he refused to be defined by his experiences in that way. So he won’t call his children after people he lost, because they have gone from him, but he will remember the choice he made - to stay, and to leave Dodo.

[doctordoombignaturals]

my part of an art trade with @mysteriousdragon2 ^_^ the sillys

[new-squidbeak-gaytoon]

making coroika and the skcs canon in my au but not the way you'd think

coroker manga in universe started out as just a comic a group of friends made abt the (sometimes exaggerated) happenings of their daily life. it was a smash hit and eventually they started publishing it in a local comic magazine.

all the stuff abt them being agents or being in the deepsea metro didn't actually happen, instead it was borne from them being bored in history classes and most of them being cryptology nerds.

(tuyen is a big fan, even got a signed copy of one of the first editions of the comic, but none of them know his true identity LOL)

likewise, the squid kids comedy show was written by a group of friends. it's mostly just in-jokes, some of which are sort of incomprehensible to outside readers, but they were popular enough that they went from being newspaper 4komas to published books pretty quickly.

(tuyen's also a fan, but nu likes them better; they're more recent, and got popular when tuyen was growing a bit too old to read that kind of stuff in public )

[honorary-fool]

I never showed y'all Clover, did I..

I should probably change that

[wwwerra]

reminder that im open to dms and asks with mutuals!! I'd love go chat with y'all and talk!

[weaselmcdiesel]

I just saw the withc au for the first time and already I love it, can you tell us more about it for those of us not it the know :D

Thank you very much! my latest post was the first time in a while that i posted about it, so i might as well do a refresher :)

My eventual goals for the au is to assign every hermit as witch or familiar, or at least some other related figure in this fantasy world ^^

At the moment, the only confirmed pairs are mumbo and grian, mumbo having originally been a chough! a kind of bird, which grian cast the familiar spell on, turning mumbo into a person and giving grian some bird features :)

Mumbo has to serve as grian's assistant sorta? I tentatively decided that grian should run an enchanting/illusion service based in his house..? or maybe he has a small shop in a town nearby? and in the meantime he studies, uh, a bunch of magic that i havent figured out yet ^^

[gorillaxyz]

we wrote essays in history abt tudor england & the economy during henry viiis reign and i feel really confident abt my application of my knowledge

[boypussydilf]

can i ask for your thoughts on keron society? i cannot stop thinking about this little nightmare planet

NIGHTMARE PLANET FOR REAL!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!

i work best with guiding/prompting questions so in the absence of those i will just ramble about shit until i cant recall any more of my thoughts so this might be strange and disjointed 👍

im obsessed w keron society so i keep an eye out for canon indications of What It’s Like so here’s my list of canon keron society trivia i remember off the top of my head: they have military training schools for elementary school age children. more specifically, they seem to have almost exclusively if not actually exclusively military training schools, i.e., i dont know if theres any mention of non-military schools of any kind and the way characters talk about it indicates that Military Training Schools are the schools everyone goes to by Default. In fact! overall! keron society seems to be built on the military, run by the military, and almost entirely comprised of the military. It’s not necessarily unusual for most of the keronians we meet to be part of the army since all of our Main Characters are part of the army and we’re therefore seeing the world From Their Perspective but uh. I think “join the army” is straight up the default, expected life path on keron and anything else is a noteworthy Deviation. My evidence: when putata first shows up giroro immediately assumes that he’s part of the army and asks for his rank even though like,. “being a keronian on earth” really does NOT automatically correlate to being there as part of the military, by that point we’ve at least met… Well, by that point i’m pretty sure we’ve at least met dororo’s mom, who as far as I can tell isn’t part of the keron army at least anymore, so you know………. Point IS: all signs I’ve noticed point to: Keron is founded on its military. The majority of its population is part of its military. It’s a military society. Fucked up right?

SPEAKING OF THE SHURARA CORPS. *GESTURES TO GIRURU AND DOKUKU* FUCKED UP RIGHT ??????????? I’ve already kind of forgotten the EXACT details as they go over them in the dokuku episode but context if any of my non-keroro followers are reading this heres how i remember it: (*resists the urge to go rewatch that part of the episode to double check*) giruru and dokuku are brothers, they were experimented on by, i believe, the fucking military again, and turned into A Liquid and A Gas respectively, and this is explicitly framed as “wow! fucked up! both of their lives were literally RUINED and they DO NOT WANT THIS”. HUH? Also what’s with dokuku being specifically called like the first gas keronian THEY MADE MORE? LIKE OF COURSE THEY MADE MORE BUT ??? UNETHICAL KERONIAN EXPERIMENTATION CANON.

SPEAKING OF THAT HEY WHATS UP WITH THE CLONING THING. No literally, what’s up with the cloning thing. The garuru platoon arc in the manga explains it pretty concisely, platoon commanders get their fucking DNA saved so that if they’re ever deemed unfit for command in any way by the Keron army they can be REPLACED WITH A CLONE OF THEMSELF and then DE-AGED TO A POINT IN THEIR LIFE LONG BEFORE THEY WERE CONSIDERED UNFIT TO COMMAND AND THE ORIGINAL IS PUT ASIDE AS PART OF THE RESERVE FORCES. The manga also says somewhere that keroro is the 315th. THE THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTEENTH K66 TYPE KERONIAN. HEY WHAT? GUYS ARE YOU GONNA ELABORATE ON THAT? NO? NO? I mean, maybe they do in some way. But probably not. I don’t know.

*falls to my knees and punches the floor* keron society is incredibly fucked up. I think literally everyone on that planet needs therapy. I also get the feeling that Planet “Every Single Person Born Here Is Going To Join Our Military While Still A Literal Child, Correct? Awesome!” does not have great resources for coping with any trauma or anything else induced by their military. I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s FASCINATING. Studying the nightmare planet as a means to study the main characters. Studying the nightmare planet and desperately wishing we had more information about it. I want to watch this shitshow up close and in action. It’s bad. It is bad. Fucked up planet from hell. Dear God.

anyway this post is already long and i have to go soon but here’s a lightning round list of theories vaguely related to “the keroro of “back then”” and the question of how the Fuck sergeant procrastination-and-french-fries has been genuinely trusted with an entire platoon and the invasion of an entire planet

keroro puts his energy towards things he finds Fun and at one point he found being part of the army Fun enough to give it his full and genuine attention and earn a reputation as someone competent and capable before he stopped finding it particularly Fun and stopped really giving a shit or trying very hard. (aka, Keroro is Space Neurodivergent, which is true anyway)

there’s an episode of the anime where keroro’s dad saves the whole platoon, completely unknowingly, by complete accident, while also drunk off his ass. What if he’s always like that. Competent on accident. What if Keroro is also like that. He did a bunch of cool shit, but like, just kind of stumbled into it without meaning to or really realizing what he was doing.

Nepotism

I’m out of time. I should probably put this post under a readmore but i. won’t <3