#hc ask meme

[memesofthevale]

Archetypes Headcanons

based on the tarot deck by Kim Krans called The Wild Unknown: Archetypes

The Selves:

|| The Starborn || Has your muse ever felt a sudden surge of desire for a long-lost dream? If so, describe what it was like. || The Eternal Child || Does your muse want to nix all rules and responsibilities and go beyond what others say is possible? If so, describe a time they did just that. || The Mentor || Did your muse have a parental figure other than their parents? Who was their mentor and how did they influence your muse? || The Warrior || Does your muse have a true purpose? What do they stand for? What are they willing to rise in the name of? || The Comic || Does your muse see and accept the messiness of life? If so, do they use that as material to be shaped into a potion to soothe the stressed mind?

The Places:

|| The Heart || When was the last time your muse’s heart was touched? Soak in every detail you can and feel the heart awaken. || The River || The river is emotion. When was a time your muse was in its current? They will know it by the bursting forth of tears, laughter, song, despair. All the emotions flow in its current. || The Forest || When was a time your muse spent a night frightened for their life? How did they handle it? || The Dead End || When was a time a dead end lead to unimaginable wonders for your muse? || The Empty Room || Does your muse feel an overwhelming feeling of lack? Do they crave to fill themself with something to remedy the discomfort of feeling an unrelenting sense of want? || The Box || Everything in the box is known. Everything outside is unknown. That is why it’s more comfortable to stay within its walls. Does your muse fear leaving the box? When was a time they had the courage to do so?

The Tools:

|| The Flame || The flame is responsible for our vitality. When it is lit, we feel purpose and a sense that life is sacred. Is your muse’s flame lit? Why or why not? || The Tear || The tear is what is needed in order for a conversation to break into the next level of intimacy and vulnerability. Has your muse been able to have a difficult conversation that moves them to the next level with someone? || The Vow || What was the last promise your muse made? Was it to themself or to someone else? Has it been upheld or broken? || The Nectar || Has there been a moment in your muse’s life where a truth served as an elixir for healing? || The Kiss || What is the story of your muse’s first kiss? What was changed in that moment?

The Initiations:

|| Eros || What does your muse long for? Why are they awakened by love? What makes them hesitate in the face of intimacy? || Agape || Agape can also be felt as an overwhelming love of family, partner, community. When was a time your muse was overwhelmed by the feeling of love for a friend, family member, partner, or community? || Thanatos || Witnessing the ending of another being, creature, phase, or stage has deep consequences for the psyche. When was a time your muse witnessed something end? How did it effect them?

[damistrolls]

magpie drinks his tea black. no, wait. I know initially you’re like RRR wrong! think about it.

HMMMMMMM

i'll say its a 6/10 because im sure he'd be happy to drink his tea black, especially if its like a fruity tea or smthn, but i think he'd probably PREFER it on the sweet and light side

but it all depends on the tea yknow? like some teas are naturally just 2 bitter, magpie doesnt like bitter :( its why he doesnt really drink coffee much either

[scover-va]

vallamir for the ask meme?

(Ask meme here)

Sexuality HC: I dont really teeechnically have a hard answer for this one but given i technically cant imagine him with a woman im gonna say gay. Period question mark. Probably for the better /j “Women suck lol just date a guy boom problem solved. I got so much in common with guys like bein a guy” lookin ass

Gender HC: He’s like if a genderless person was a guy. Yknow? Like real answer he’s. Yknow. Technically got nothing going on AND can shapeshift which is very genderless coded to me (source: im nonbinary) but also hes a guy. Not just bc hes. Yknow. Designed and programmed to be a guy. But hes a guy as a state of being. His gender is “fat hairy guy absolutely workin that grill in a hawaiian t-shirt and khakis and crocs”

Ship I have with said character: i cannot technically earnestly answer this one bc my gf and i have a joke ship between him and one of her ocs bc theyre both insufferable. But him and Irving is funny to me as a backup answer

Brotp: Chandrelle in a frenemies way. They hate each other and want to kill each other (specifically post Secrets Failure) but also. You live in someones head / have someone living in ur head long enough and you guys to end up having this weird fucked up understanding of each other. Also them gossiping is funny to me

Notp: Also Chandrelle. In most cases. One (1) person in this fandom has presented it in a silly enough way that i can get behind it but in most cases its just not my cup of tea. Mostly bc of the gay hc thing but also i just think they want to tear each other to shreds sooooo

A random hc: Irving doesnt think to remove the orbs of power (or just doesnt want to) hence why Vallamir’s able to p much blow up the inn in that one ending. And also hes forever a fat hairy guy in goofy clothes to me if he takes on a human shape that guy is NOT a twink or muscular. I say this all very affectionately. Also he taught Chandrelle at some point how to roll a joint or whatever the hell the phrasing is. Yknow what i mean. They were left alone for several fucken years they gotta develop hobbies in that time

General opinion: Was kinda negative-leaning-neutral at first bc he just kinda bugged me but hes grown on me in a ‘yeah that guy is silly goofy’ way. Mostly bc of the fandom i think tho

[cookies-over-yonder]

Pspspsps Cookies,,, hi ilysm 💜💜💜 For the character asks, how about 🦾 and/or 👗 for Taylor, pretty please???

hc ask meme

hi ilysmt💖💖💖^_^♡☆~!

for the disability headcanon!!! i hc taylor as a chronic painer cane user just like me for real 🥰🥰🥰🥰

for the clothing headcanons hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hnmmmmmmmmmmm taylor's horns grow in so then he has more trouble wearing his hat so he has to choose between cutting holes in it or not wearing it 💀 this is me projecting because i used to wear hats all the time but i started wearing my horn hairclips and now my hats dont fit EHAOEAHEOAJ

[scham-wcan]

🤥for a lie-themed hc for Winter, because that's always fun

I think Winter has an issue with telling lies which are not founded in some variety of truth. Like she can tell partial truths and rationalize those with ease, but she is not about to just tell complete fabrications because she’s had it drilled into her head that dishonesty can and will harm people. She’s going to be honest, she’s going to say things which are probably going to be scathing or direct, and she isn’t going to mince words because she just doesn’t have the time for that.

Has definitely told Cinder a dress has showed off a paunch, has told Weiss she thinks her use or her sword is brutish since she and her have stopped training together as often, and definitely has told a variety of Atlas and SDC people that they’re moronic or idiots to their faces because of things she’s seen

[theysangastheyslew]

HAHAHA LOOK I MADE SOMETHING 🤪🤪

SO WHAT IF IT'S AN OLD MEME AND SUPER SELF-INDULGENT? @catyypss INSPIRED ME *AND* IT'S STILL MY BIRTHDAY MONTH AND I'M EXHAUSTED FROM MOVING SO WE ARE TAKING WHAT WE CAN GET *w*

*insert mad cackling here*

EDIT: NOW COMPLETE WITH AN AMAZING FIC BY THE AMAZING @youre-ackermine 🥹💜💚

[swoo0zy]

happy pride month guys

[messymoonmad]

Zeus are you a skibidi sigma

Zeus : a what now ?

[i-eat-mold]

I am eating your sketch refs of teen skk

they are yummy and very scrumptious

apologies they are GONE now but nom nom nom

NO MY CHILDREN

i had to draw this so quickly on my phone but you don’t understand i HAD to. so here’s a snack for you my guy

they sent this to mori

[katboykirby]

I see your Babygirl Casting, and I raise you... This chart.

At this point I may as well write a scientific dissertation on the phenomenon of babygirlism and all of it's derivatives.

Using our previous definition of "Babygirl" (a grown man who behaves in questionable and/or problematic ways) and working with the data extrapolated from my existing research, here are the conclusions I was able to draw:

Some subjects are not pictured (such as pathetic/type: malewife [Diavolo] among others) for the sake of brevity

As well, there was one outlier that defied all attempts at classification, and as such was reclassified as it's own unique specimen:

Thank you for your time, gentlemen

[finniestoncrane]

🛏📱👄 with Dano riddler?

🛏️ soft sex headcanon

he cries during sex, a lot, especially if he can rest his head on your shoulder and nuzzle his face into your neck. the combined sensation of getting off while knowing he's safe and wanted and comforted is often far too much, so you'll be covered in his tears and soaking in his ample whispered "thank yous"

📱 phone sex headcanon

he's a little bit risky with it, and he'll try calling you from public places. it did involve him making an extensive book of code words, almost your own language. and you can't really be sure which he enjoys more, the code work or the sex, but it makes him happy!! so you'll often be saying the oddest shit while he's at his desk or on the subway for his commute, no one knowing what's going on unless they catch the way he's blushing and awkwardly holding his briefcase across his lap...

👄 making out headcanon

he makes out like a clumsy teenager, way too much tongue and teeth, so much saliva, but what he lacks in refined technique he definitely makes up for in enthusiasm. he's one "yippers" away from getting pushed towards the wikihow page on kissing though

send me a nsfw headcanon prompt

[damistrolls]

wait also to follow up hc that since bax names and talks about his bikes some people maybe thought he was cheating on some exes in the past before when he brought them up

sdfhbdnsfsd MAYBE. i feel like anyone that knows bax tho knows he's like. just weird abt his bikes and cars. and also his sexy posters and calendars (which are also named) 5/10

[exx-bee]

old man yaoi

[cookies-over-yonder]

🏳️‍⚧️ for any or all of the s2 spouses

CASSANDRA IS TRANSFEM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

headcanon ask meme

[ghostly-shenanigans-in-progress]

I found you through the Walker and his dogs post, especially as Captain Holt. Now I need to see Walker as Holt doing the Bone thing. Actually just many things as Holt

Ask and ye shall receive :3c

What? He’s thick skinned, hard to get that sort of reaction outta him… until it’s 21 minutes later.

Fun fact, I hc Walker as 6’6ft so I tried to convey him having to duck the doorframe as he goes apeshit.

[cringe6fail6star6]

Mams probably will start purring if u scratch his back.