#hc ask meme

[memesofthevale]

Archetypes Headcanons

based on the tarot deck by Kim Krans called The Wild Unknown: Archetypes

The Selves:

|| The Starborn || Has your muse ever felt a sudden surge of desire for a long-lost dream? If so, describe what it was like. || The Eternal Child || Does your muse want to nix all rules and responsibilities and go beyond what others say is possible? If so, describe a time they did just that. || The Mentor || Did your muse have a parental figure other than their parents? Who was their mentor and how did they influence your muse? || The Warrior || Does your muse have a true purpose? What do they stand for? What are they willing to rise in the name of? || The Comic || Does your muse see and accept the messiness of life? If so, do they use that as material to be shaped into a potion to soothe the stressed mind?

The Places:

|| The Heart || When was the last time your muse’s heart was touched? Soak in every detail you can and feel the heart awaken. || The River || The river is emotion. When was a time your muse was in its current? They will know it by the bursting forth of tears, laughter, song, despair. All the emotions flow in its current. || The Forest || When was a time your muse spent a night frightened for their life? How did they handle it? || The Dead End || When was a time a dead end lead to unimaginable wonders for your muse? || The Empty Room || Does your muse feel an overwhelming feeling of lack? Do they crave to fill themself with something to remedy the discomfort of feeling an unrelenting sense of want? || The Box || Everything in the box is known. Everything outside is unknown. That is why it’s more comfortable to stay within its walls. Does your muse fear leaving the box? When was a time they had the courage to do so?

The Tools:

|| The Flame || The flame is responsible for our vitality. When it is lit, we feel purpose and a sense that life is sacred. Is your muse’s flame lit? Why or why not? || The Tear || The tear is what is needed in order for a conversation to break into the next level of intimacy and vulnerability. Has your muse been able to have a difficult conversation that moves them to the next level with someone? || The Vow || What was the last promise your muse made? Was it to themself or to someone else? Has it been upheld or broken? || The Nectar || Has there been a moment in your muse’s life where a truth served as an elixir for healing? || The Kiss || What is the story of your muse’s first kiss? What was changed in that moment?

The Initiations:

|| Eros || What does your muse long for? Why are they awakened by love? What makes them hesitate in the face of intimacy? || Agape || Agape can also be felt as an overwhelming love of family, partner, community. When was a time your muse was overwhelmed by the feeling of love for a friend, family member, partner, or community? || Thanatos || Witnessing the ending of another being, creature, phase, or stage has deep consequences for the psyche. When was a time your muse witnessed something end? How did it effect them?

[damistrolls]

magpie drinks his tea black. no, wait. I know initially you’re like RRR wrong! think about it.

HMMMMMMM

i'll say its a 6/10 because im sure he'd be happy to drink his tea black, especially if its like a fruity tea or smthn, but i think he'd probably PREFER it on the sweet and light side

but it all depends on the tea yknow? like some teas are naturally just 2 bitter, magpie doesnt like bitter :( its why he doesnt really drink coffee much either

[scover-va]

vallamir for the ask meme?

(Ask meme here)

Sexuality HC: I dont really teeechnically have a hard answer for this one but given i technically cant imagine him with a woman im gonna say gay. Period question mark. Probably for the better /j “Women suck lol just date a guy boom problem solved. I got so much in common with guys like bein a guy” lookin ass

Gender HC: He’s like if a genderless person was a guy. Yknow? Like real answer he’s. Yknow. Technically got nothing going on AND can shapeshift which is very genderless coded to me (source: im nonbinary) but also hes a guy. Not just bc hes. Yknow. Designed and programmed to be a guy. But hes a guy as a state of being. His gender is “fat hairy guy absolutely workin that grill in a hawaiian t-shirt and khakis and crocs”

Ship I have with said character: i cannot technically earnestly answer this one bc my gf and i have a joke ship between him and one of her ocs bc theyre both insufferable. But him and Irving is funny to me as a backup answer

Brotp: Chandrelle in a frenemies way. They hate each other and want to kill each other (specifically post Secrets Failure) but also. You live in someones head / have someone living in ur head long enough and you guys to end up having this weird fucked up understanding of each other. Also them gossiping is funny to me

Notp: Also Chandrelle. In most cases. One (1) person in this fandom has presented it in a silly enough way that i can get behind it but in most cases its just not my cup of tea. Mostly bc of the gay hc thing but also i just think they want to tear each other to shreds sooooo

A random hc: Irving doesnt think to remove the orbs of power (or just doesnt want to) hence why Vallamir’s able to p much blow up the inn in that one ending. And also hes forever a fat hairy guy in goofy clothes to me if he takes on a human shape that guy is NOT a twink or muscular. I say this all very affectionately. Also he taught Chandrelle at some point how to roll a joint or whatever the hell the phrasing is. Yknow what i mean. They were left alone for several fucken years they gotta develop hobbies in that time

General opinion: Was kinda negative-leaning-neutral at first bc he just kinda bugged me but hes grown on me in a ‘yeah that guy is silly goofy’ way. Mostly bc of the fandom i think tho

[cookies-over-yonder]

Pspspsps Cookies,,, hi ilysm 💜💜💜 For the character asks, how about 🦾 and/or 👗 for Taylor, pretty please???

hc ask meme

hi ilysmt💖💖💖^_^♡☆~!

for the disability headcanon!!! i hc taylor as a chronic painer cane user just like me for real 🥰🥰🥰🥰

for the clothing headcanons hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hnmmmmmmmmmmm taylor's horns grow in so then he has more trouble wearing his hat so he has to choose between cutting holes in it or not wearing it 💀 this is me projecting because i used to wear hats all the time but i started wearing my horn hairclips and now my hats dont fit EHAOEAHEOAJ

[om0000]

happy pride month guys

[i-eat-mold]

I am eating your sketch refs of teen skk

they are yummy and very scrumptious

apologies they are GONE now but nom nom nom

NO MY CHILDREN

i had to draw this so quickly on my phone but you don’t understand i HAD to. so here’s a snack for you my guy

they sent this to mori

[dollishbabess]

Do you do batfamily? I literally love your profile aesthetic and I think it would be really cool something like girly reader who is the youngest in the batfamily, I think it would be funny the boys dealing with her and everything. ily🤍

“I PRESSED HIDE ICONS BUT I CAN STILL SEE ME” ── .✦ DOLLISH ⋆. 𐙚 ˚

A/n: this literally made me laugh but tysm ily too, but literally i tried to balance this with sass + a girl who likes pink and other colors instead of stereotypical pink girly girl and etc but if this is not correct then sorry because i only have one sister and a brother and i’m oldest out of all of them.

tags: batfamily x girly!batsis

⋆. 𐙚 ˚

The manor is, of course, dark and filled with heavy, old-fashioned furniture. Meanwhile, you’re room is beautiful with subtle hints of pink decor and white, and a beautiful walk in closet, and your room is the only spot with cozy, neutral decor and soft pinks, which you somehow convinced Alfred was “tasteful and happy”

Bruce pretends he doesn’t notice the little decorative changes you make around the house, like the rose-gold lamp in the hallway or the fresh flowers on the dining table. Alfred, though, secretly loves it because it makes the place feel a little less like a ‘depressive episode’ (I’m convinced if someone suicidal went in that manor they would likely fucking commit at this rate).

“CINDERELLA ARE YOU FUCKING READY?!” ── .✦

When you go to family dinners or galas, the boys have come to expect that you’ll need at least an hour to get ready. They used to complain, but now they’ve just accepted it (even if it means sleeping while standing up waiting) And you’re always perfectly dressed, from your hair to your jewelry.

Tim once asked why you had to wear rings on your ring finger without being married, and without missing a beat, you responded, “Because I need to let people know I have style standards, maybe you can learn a or two about fashion, your dressed like a fucking caveman.”

“ITS EXPLAINABLE” ── .✦

Alfred has somehow become your unofficial shopping partner, knowing all your preferred stores and patiently sitting outside the fitting rooms. He’s the only one who will willingly go with you without complaint, and he even knows which colors you like best

Once, Bruce was caught off guard by a credit card alert because it was awhile someone spent THAT much money and asked Alfred about it. Alfred just responded calmly, “It was for necessary purchases, Master Wayne,” even though the “necessary purchases” included a ton of “designer” things.

── .✦

Damian once challenged you to a chess match, thinking he could beat you easily. Halfway through, you made a risky move, looked him dead in the eye, and said, “You’re about to see a queen move.” Damian lost, and he’s still confused about how it happened.

One morning, Dick said, “Isn’t it a little early for all the glam and glitter?” You just gave him a look and said, “Isn’t it a little late for you to be alive, your social security number is probably one.

YOUR BEAUTY PRODUCTS BECOMING A ATTEMPT ON PEOPLES LIVES ── .✦

Bruce has almost tripped on your eyelash curler twice. The family has also officially banned you from putting skincare masks in the fridge after Jason mistook your green tea gel eye masks for some kind of salad topping (the worse part is… he ate the whole thing and didn’t realize until he went shopping trying to find the exact one until he found it in the skincare aisle instead of the salad dressing aisle…)

Tim opened the wrong drawer in your room once, and it looked like a makeup frenzy had exploded. Lip glosses, nail polishes, tiny skincare samples, and sheet masks cascaded out, and he just stood there, baffled by how much one person could need, (he thought you ran a business for a few days after.)

── .✦

You also gave Bruce a mini heart attack when you told him you wanted a different laptop because “this one’s too boring.” The Batcomputer tech isn’t boring, but you wanted a rose-gold case and “a vibe,” so Bruce ended up ordering one in the exact shade you wanted.

The family group chat is complete chaos. You regularly send pictures of quotes from romance novels, and the occasional inspirational meme with sparkles. Once, you sent a photo of the living room and asked, “Could we get some lighter curtains in here? For my aesthetic and mental well being?”

Whenever someone’s late, you flood the chat with passive-aggressive texts like, “Jason, do you know what ‘be here at 6 PM’ means?” or “Dick, if you’re any later, I’ll be old enough to vote for Kamala at this rate.”

MOVIE NIGHTS ── .✦

You insist on watching rom-coms and dramas instead of the usual action movies. Even though the boys groan, you’ve noticed they secretly enjoy the movies by the end. Tim tried to deny it, but he was caught laughing at a scene in white chicks and you swore to never let him forget it.

Once, you convinced them to watch a “fall aesthetic” movie marathon, complete with hot chocolate and fuzzy blankets. Even Jason joined in, and you teased him the whole night, whispering, “Don’t pretend you don’t love a good blanket.

THE OFFICAL FASHION GURU FINALBOSS 💜 ── .✦

You’ve taken it upon yourself to occasionally “advise” the boys on their fashion. If Tim wears a hoodie that’s “two shades too close to ‘depression’ ” you’ll be the first to tell him. You even convinced Damian to try a collared shirt once, though he looked horrified.

Dick gets roasted the most. He walked out wearing cargo shorts once, and you deadpan, “Going for the ‘i’m so old i saw humans evolve’ look i see.” He didn’t change, but he was clearly a little self-conscious the whole day (he never wore cargo shorts ever again…)

SKINCARE TIPS ── .✦

You’ve taught the boys some random facts they never knew, like the importance of hyaluronic acid for skincare and the difference between ballet flats and loafers. They pretend to brush it off, but you’ve overheard Jason giving roy skincare advice using the tips you shared.

When Bruce had a minor scratch on his face from patrol, you casually handed him concealer. “Just dab, blend, and don’t tell anyone,” you said. He followed the instructions without a word (he used to do that before, just impressed you also knew)

THE BABY OF THE FAMILY ── .✦

As the youngest, you know how to work the “baby sister” angle like a pro. The boys are fiercely protective, and any time you need a ride, money for something “totally essential,” or help with homework, you can count on one of them stepping up.

Once, you asked Damian to grab something from a high shelf for you, and when he hesitated, you hit him with, “Guess i really am alone without a good brother..” He ended up grabbing it for you with a grumble, but you swear you saw him smirk.

@dollishbabess made by me, do not translate, or repost or copy.

Second divider: @cafekitsune, other dividers not sure I kinda forgot sorry

[katboykirby]

I see your Babygirl Casting, and I raise you... This chart.

At this point I may as well write a scientific dissertation on the phenomenon of babygirlism and all of it's derivatives.

Using our previous definition of "Babygirl" (a grown man who behaves in questionable and/or problematic ways) and working with the data extrapolated from my existing research, here are the conclusions I was able to draw:

Some subjects are not pictured (such as pathetic/type: malewife [Diavolo] among others) for the sake of brevity

As well, there was one outlier that defied all attempts at classification, and as such was reclassified as it's own unique specimen:

Thank you for your time, gentlemen

[ghostly-shenanigans-in-progress]

I found you through the Walker and his dogs post, especially as Captain Holt. Now I need to see Walker as Holt doing the Bone thing. Actually just many things as Holt

Ask and ye shall receive :3c

What? He’s thick skinned, hard to get that sort of reaction outta him… until it’s 21 minutes later.

Fun fact, I hc Walker as 6’6ft so I tried to convey him having to duck the doorframe as he goes apeshit.

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

Here's the accurate version

@helshollowhalls IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER LMAO

[exx-bee]

old man yaoi

[damistrolls]

wait also to follow up hc that since bax names and talks about his bikes some people maybe thought he was cheating on some exes in the past before when he brought them up

sdfhbdnsfsd MAYBE. i feel like anyone that knows bax tho knows he's like. just weird abt his bikes and cars. and also his sexy posters and calendars (which are also named) 5/10

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

☾

Edd, Matt Tom and Tord?^^

☾ - sleep headcanon

Edd: kind of an insomniac but when he gets to sleep he is Down For The Count.

Matt: cuddle demon. hates sleeping by himself. except when he hasn't had any blood in a while. then he pretty much can't sleep, which he hates bc he needs his beauty sleep.

Tom: only clingy when he's unconscious. incredibly clingy when he's unconscious. snores.

Tord: that one motherfucker who can't stay still at the sleepover. will lay on top of you as the worst most annoying blanket.

[cookies-over-yonder]

🏳️‍⚧️ for any or all of the s2 spouses

CASSANDRA IS TRANSFEM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

headcanon ask meme

[saiintvalentiine]

im also gonna shove you one of my other hcs but this one is abt parrot ^_^

he 110% knows how to wield a gun. like, horrifyingly good, like, he can shoot ten bullseyes in the dark good

if we gave a gun to parrot, unstableverse would be so much more shorter lol

hard agree. I think Parrot is really good with a gun but he settles for a crossbow— he's not as good with arrows, more bull to deal with for less force, but he's not a bad shot with them either

it's a transferable skill bc mostly it's about coordinating the physics with what you're seeing, so he does great throwing stuff or catching stuff in general. he's probably super accurate with tridents too, though he's worse with them underwater bc of the drag. he's just best at it with a gun.

I think he definitely hides how good of a shot he is around other people though. It kinda freaks people out how good of a deadeye he is.

[freetobeafcknriot]

🌙 * ―　silly little unique trivia about your otp．❫

who fell first, and who fell harder?

their hypothetical godly parents (or a deity they could embody in a mythological setting).

soldiers, poets, or kings?

the olive theory according to them (and their palate).

who's the ‘good old-fashioned lover boy’, and who's the ‘killer-queen’?

go-to pet names they have for each other, if any.

what are their star signs? (i know nothing about astrology, but it's funky so out with it!)

their sexual orientations and/or gender identities.

soulmates by fate/chance or by choice?

their hypothetical hogwarts houses, either traditionally speaking, so to say, or following the sortinghatchats method. (alternatively, if you'd rather: their alignment by dnd standards).

who's more likely to do stupid, impulsive, or random stuff, and who's there being like, ‘regrettably, that's the love of my life’?

one to three songs that remind you of them.

who's the “tell me i'm pretty” one, and who's the “you're pretty fucking annoying is what you are” in the relationship?

their love languages.

sun, moon, stars, earth, or eclipse?

three to five non-sexual acts of intimacy.

who's the “i could beat the shit out of you” one, and who's the “i know” one?

one to three other ships from other pieces of media that may remind you of them.

who's the dog person, and who's the cat person? (other pets or animals may also apply.)

their absolute favourite thing about each other in the whole wide world.

do they ever match in any way?

their own little way (or ways) to say ‘i love you’.

who's the “i wouldn't marry myself either” one, and who's the “i would marry you with parer rings” one? (alternatively: i'd marry you with paper rings vs. i'm rich. i'll get you a diamond)?

coffee or tea?

one to five tropes they embody or could pull off in an AU.