#hc ask meme

[memesofthevale]

Archetypes Headcanons

based on the tarot deck by Kim Krans called The Wild Unknown: Archetypes

The Selves:

|| The Starborn || Has your muse ever felt a sudden surge of desire for a long-lost dream? If so, describe what it was like. || The Eternal Child || Does your muse want to nix all rules and responsibilities and go beyond what others say is possible? If so, describe a time they did just that. || The Mentor || Did your muse have a parental figure other than their parents? Who was their mentor and how did they influence your muse? || The Warrior || Does your muse have a true purpose? What do they stand for? What are they willing to rise in the name of? || The Comic || Does your muse see and accept the messiness of life? If so, do they use that as material to be shaped into a potion to soothe the stressed mind?

The Places:

|| The Heart || When was the last time your muse’s heart was touched? Soak in every detail you can and feel the heart awaken. || The River || The river is emotion. When was a time your muse was in its current? They will know it by the bursting forth of tears, laughter, song, despair. All the emotions flow in its current. || The Forest || When was a time your muse spent a night frightened for their life? How did they handle it? || The Dead End || When was a time a dead end lead to unimaginable wonders for your muse? || The Empty Room || Does your muse feel an overwhelming feeling of lack? Do they crave to fill themself with something to remedy the discomfort of feeling an unrelenting sense of want? || The Box || Everything in the box is known. Everything outside is unknown. That is why it’s more comfortable to stay within its walls. Does your muse fear leaving the box? When was a time they had the courage to do so?

The Tools:

|| The Flame || The flame is responsible for our vitality. When it is lit, we feel purpose and a sense that life is sacred. Is your muse’s flame lit? Why or why not? || The Tear || The tear is what is needed in order for a conversation to break into the next level of intimacy and vulnerability. Has your muse been able to have a difficult conversation that moves them to the next level with someone? || The Vow || What was the last promise your muse made? Was it to themself or to someone else? Has it been upheld or broken? || The Nectar || Has there been a moment in your muse’s life where a truth served as an elixir for healing? || The Kiss || What is the story of your muse’s first kiss? What was changed in that moment?

The Initiations:

|| Eros || What does your muse long for? Why are they awakened by love? What makes them hesitate in the face of intimacy? || Agape || Agape can also be felt as an overwhelming love of family, partner, community. When was a time your muse was overwhelmed by the feeling of love for a friend, family member, partner, or community? || Thanatos || Witnessing the ending of another being, creature, phase, or stage has deep consequences for the psyche. When was a time your muse witnessed something end? How did it effect them?

[damistrolls]

magpie drinks his tea black. no, wait. I know initially you’re like RRR wrong! think about it.

HMMMMMMM

i'll say its a 6/10 because im sure he'd be happy to drink his tea black, especially if its like a fruity tea or smthn, but i think he'd probably PREFER it on the sweet and light side

but it all depends on the tea yknow? like some teas are naturally just 2 bitter, magpie doesnt like bitter :( its why he doesnt really drink coffee much either

[scover-va]

vallamir for the ask meme?

(Ask meme here)

Sexuality HC: I dont really teeechnically have a hard answer for this one but given i technically cant imagine him with a woman im gonna say gay. Period question mark. Probably for the better /j “Women suck lol just date a guy boom problem solved. I got so much in common with guys like bein a guy” lookin ass

Gender HC: He’s like if a genderless person was a guy. Yknow? Like real answer he’s. Yknow. Technically got nothing going on AND can shapeshift which is very genderless coded to me (source: im nonbinary) but also hes a guy. Not just bc hes. Yknow. Designed and programmed to be a guy. But hes a guy as a state of being. His gender is “fat hairy guy absolutely workin that grill in a hawaiian t-shirt and khakis and crocs”

Ship I have with said character: i cannot technically earnestly answer this one bc my gf and i have a joke ship between him and one of her ocs bc theyre both insufferable. But him and Irving is funny to me as a backup answer

Brotp: Chandrelle in a frenemies way. They hate each other and want to kill each other (specifically post Secrets Failure) but also. You live in someones head / have someone living in ur head long enough and you guys to end up having this weird fucked up understanding of each other. Also them gossiping is funny to me

Notp: Also Chandrelle. In most cases. One (1) person in this fandom has presented it in a silly enough way that i can get behind it but in most cases its just not my cup of tea. Mostly bc of the gay hc thing but also i just think they want to tear each other to shreds sooooo

A random hc: Irving doesnt think to remove the orbs of power (or just doesnt want to) hence why Vallamir’s able to p much blow up the inn in that one ending. And also hes forever a fat hairy guy in goofy clothes to me if he takes on a human shape that guy is NOT a twink or muscular. I say this all very affectionately. Also he taught Chandrelle at some point how to roll a joint or whatever the hell the phrasing is. Yknow what i mean. They were left alone for several fucken years they gotta develop hobbies in that time

General opinion: Was kinda negative-leaning-neutral at first bc he just kinda bugged me but hes grown on me in a ‘yeah that guy is silly goofy’ way. Mostly bc of the fandom i think tho

[cookies-over-yonder]

Pspspsps Cookies,,, hi ilysm 💜💜💜 For the character asks, how about 🦾 and/or 👗 for Taylor, pretty please???

hc ask meme

hi ilysmt💖💖💖^_^♡☆~!

for the disability headcanon!!! i hc taylor as a chronic painer cane user just like me for real 🥰🥰🥰🥰

for the clothing headcanons hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hnmmmmmmmmmmm taylor's horns grow in so then he has more trouble wearing his hat so he has to choose between cutting holes in it or not wearing it 💀 this is me projecting because i used to wear hats all the time but i started wearing my horn hairclips and now my hats dont fit EHAOEAHEOAJ

[theysangastheyslew]

HAHAHA LOOK I MADE SOMETHING 🤪🤪

SO WHAT IF IT'S AN OLD MEME AND SUPER SELF-INDULGENT? @catyypss INSPIRED ME *AND* IT'S STILL MY BIRTHDAY MONTH AND I'M EXHAUSTED FROM MOVING SO WE ARE TAKING WHAT WE CAN GET *w*

*insert mad cackling here*

[om0000]

happy pride month guys

[messymoonmad]

Zeus are you a skibidi sigma

Zeus : a what now ?

[i-eat-mold]

I am eating your sketch refs of teen skk

they are yummy and very scrumptious

apologies they are GONE now but nom nom nom

NO MY CHILDREN

i had to draw this so quickly on my phone but you don’t understand i HAD to. so here’s a snack for you my guy

they sent this to mori

[katboykirby]

I see your Babygirl Casting, and I raise you... This chart.

At this point I may as well write a scientific dissertation on the phenomenon of babygirlism and all of it's derivatives.

Using our previous definition of "Babygirl" (a grown man who behaves in questionable and/or problematic ways) and working with the data extrapolated from my existing research, here are the conclusions I was able to draw:

Some subjects are not pictured (such as pathetic/type: malewife [Diavolo] among others) for the sake of brevity

As well, there was one outlier that defied all attempts at classification, and as such was reclassified as it's own unique specimen:

Thank you for your time, gentlemen

[exx-bee]

old man yaoi

[ghostly-shenanigans-in-progress]

I found you through the Walker and his dogs post, especially as Captain Holt. Now I need to see Walker as Holt doing the Bone thing. Actually just many things as Holt

Ask and ye shall receive :3c

What? He’s thick skinned, hard to get that sort of reaction outta him… until it’s 21 minutes later.

Fun fact, I hc Walker as 6’6ft so I tried to convey him having to duck the doorframe as he goes apeshit.

[saiintvalentiine]

im also gonna shove you one of my other hcs but this one is abt parrot ^_^

he 110% knows how to wield a gun. like, horrifyingly good, like, he can shoot ten bullseyes in the dark good

if we gave a gun to parrot, unstableverse would be so much more shorter lol

hard agree. I think Parrot is really good with a gun but he settles for a crossbow— he's not as good with arrows, more bull to deal with for less force, but he's not a bad shot with them either

it's a transferable skill bc mostly it's about coordinating the physics with what you're seeing, so he does great throwing stuff or catching stuff in general. he's probably super accurate with tridents too, though he's worse with them underwater bc of the drag. he's just best at it with a gun.

I think he definitely hides how good of a shot he is around other people though. It kinda freaks people out how good of a deadeye he is.

[damistrolls]

wait also to follow up hc that since bax names and talks about his bikes some people maybe thought he was cheating on some exes in the past before when he brought them up

sdfhbdnsfsd MAYBE. i feel like anyone that knows bax tho knows he's like. just weird abt his bikes and cars. and also his sexy posters and calendars (which are also named) 5/10

[iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia]

Here's the accurate version

@helshollowhalls IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER LMAO

[cookies-over-yonder]

🏳️‍⚧️ for any or all of the s2 spouses

CASSANDRA IS TRANSFEM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

headcanon ask meme

[beneathsilverstars]

How about chore distribution if they were in a Roommate situation? Assuming everyone had a private space

Obviously Bonnie cooks! Prep cook is Odile for breakfast because she wakes up early, Isabeau or Mirabelle for lunch, and Siffrin for dinner because he's more of an evening person. Dish washer is Isabeau for breakfast bc he's energetic in the mornings, Siffrin for lunch, and Mirabelle or Odile for dinner. (But if anyone is out and about at their assigned time, someone else will happily step in.) Nille was really reluctant to let Bonnie be in charge of most meals because kids shouldn't have to do that, but she was won over by how much Bonnie enjoys it, so she only takes over as head chef when they ask her to. Otherwise, Nille does all of the grocery shopping, because it stresses her out to not know what food is in the house and how much it cost.

Odile likes having her own space just so, so she mostly just takes care of her own room and bathroom and cleans up after herself, and sweeps the floors so nothing gets tracked around. Sometimes Siffrin helps her, though, because he likes to quietly complete tasks with his family. But only Siffrin no one else is allowed to. :|

Siffrin, Isabeau, and Mirabelle share laundry; Isabeau usually washes it (3 people's is nothing compared to like 8+) (and he knows how to treat various fabrics and has strong laundry-hefting arms) and they all fold and put away together. Nille does hers and Bonnie's — unless Isabeau gets to it first. Nille keeps trying to get him back by doing his but he's always one step ahead. :/

Mirabelle cleans the bathrooms (except Odile's) because she thinks washing and scrubbing is super satisfying. Nille and Bonnie clean the kitchen because they're in charge of it anyway. Siffrin does the yardwork because they like methodical repetitive tasks, and being outside, and watching things grow. Everyone takes turns helping with the small garden, though!

People try to tidy up after themselves for the most part, but everyone has their own things they're more particular about and tend to fix if they notice it's been left messy: Mirabelle makes people's beds if she's hanging out in their room (perfectionist parents), Nille likes the shoes to all be lined up neatly by the door (paranoid about losing them), Isabeau brings people's stray belongings back to their rooms (siblings who sometimes borrowed/lost/broke items left in communal spaces), Odile brings stray dishes back to the kitchen (depressed dad). Bonnie is immune to this effect because they're young enough that they have to be coaxed into cleaning up even just their own stuff, and Siffrin is immune to this effect because they don't have any pre-existing house-living habits.

And, once a season everyone pitches in for a big deep-cleaning weekend!

(Loop is kinda in and out, and physically exempt from some human functions, so they don't have official chores. But they like helping Nille with the shopping/kitchen, and they usually let Isabeau wash their clothes, and they sometimes take on home improvement projects.)