#chuuya: bro is me when i have a mission

[i-eat-mold]

I am eating your sketch refs of teen skk

they are yummy and very scrumptious

apologies they are GONE now but nom nom nom

NO MY CHILDREN

i had to draw this so quickly on my phone but you don’t understand i HAD to. so here’s a snack for you my guy

they sent this to mori

[hearts4renaa]

HE IS IN LOVE.

summary: things the bsd men do that show how in love with you he is. featuring atsushi, akutagawa, dazai, chuuya, ranpo, and kunikida

contains: fluff, gender neutral reader. based off of “you are in love” by taylor swift

a/n: ahhh bsd they could never make me forget about you. reblogs are always appreciated <3

you can hear it in the silence. you can feel it on the way home. you can see it with the lights out. you are in love. true love.

—

he says “look up”, and your shoulders brush.

ATSUSHI points out anything and everything that is even slightly related to your relationship. you could be walking down the streets together and he’d suddenly point at a restaurant sign while talking excitedly, “remember how we had our first date there?!” or he’d point at a mannequin in a window and go “the color of the shirt is like those shoes you wore at ___!!” he loves you so evidently that you seep into everything he sees. for him, the world has never been so colorful.

—

no proof, one touch. but you felt enough.

AKUTAGAWA squeezes your hand three times to tell you he loves you. he’s fully aware it’s cliche as hell, but that’s never deterred him. he squeezes your hand at the most random times too. talking to a cashier? i love you. watching a film at your place? i love you. cooking in your kitchen? i love you. he may not always tell you with words, but akutagawa never fails to remind you that he loves you. you are always his favorite thing to think about.

—

morning, his place. burnt toast, sunday.

DAZAI wakes you up with three things: a kiss, a coffee, and an attempt at breakfast. keyword: attempt. bro cannot cook for shit, and he knows it, so he ends up just making you toast. it’s either barely toasted or it’s burnt, no in between. but, your coffee is always exactly how you like it, and he makes sure to write you a cheesy little note no matter what. the giggles you have at the sight of his toast makes up for the tiny bit of embarrassment he feels for still not having the toast method down. he loves you, and he knows you’ll always love him, no matter how shitty his cooking is.

—

you keep his shirt. he keeps his word.

CHUUYA swears to you before every mission that he’ll come back home to you. and he never fails. you are always on his mind, no matter how much danger he is in. he makes sure to fight long and hard if it means that at the end of the day, he gets to be in your arms. it even works for simpler things, like if he was too lazy to fill out his reports. all he has to do is remember that you’re at home waiting for him, and that gives him all the motivation he needs. they say home is where the heart is, and his heart belongs to you.

—

you two are dancing in a snow-globe round and round.

RANPO spontaneously dances with you whenever he thinks the atmosphere is pretty. when the first snowfall hit, he brought you out to dance. when there was a soft shower of summer rain, he brought you out to dance. when the sun shone through the clouds, he brought you out to dance. he doesn’t care about the lack of music or coordination. you could step on each other’s feet a thousand times, but he’d still wear the same joyous smile. no matter the weather, no matter how bad his feet might hurt after. he always thinks you’re the most beautiful when you’re dancing with him.

—

and he keeps a picture of you in his office downtown.

KUNIKIDA has a little corner on his desk in the agency’s office basically dedicated to you. he has little trinkets you’ve given to him all laid out nicely, along with his favorite picture of you all framed. dazai teases him every time he walks by. kunikida tells him off each time, but he never removes anything off his desk. he glances at your picture every time he feels a little burnt out or tired. you keep him grounded, in a sense. you remind him about the reason why he’s doing all of this in the first place. there is good in the world. he knows that the world can be good because you were good to him. and he can only hope he’s been as good to you.

[glitch-karma]

hai i want to req a scenario where bsd characters has a crush on the reader and tries dropping hints but the reader just thinks that they’re being nice :D

characters: yosano, nikolai, akutagawa, ranpo, jouno

I added Chuuya cause I am self-indulgent, but enjoy!

Tw: Very light talk of characters being very touchy, but still sfw

Yosano

she's so obvious

Constantly complimenting you

Saying how pretty/handsome you are

Maybe a little touchy iykyk

She honestly wants to confess and have a serious relationship with you

and she's been trying to drop hints but..

"Oh Y/n~, you're so cute I could eat you up.."

"Huh? You can't eat people Yosano! Do you need something to snack on?"

"ugh. No, thank you, dear..."

Finally, she'll confess to you after patching you up after a small mission.

"Y/n.. I uhm, really like you."

"Awe, I like you too Yosano! You're my best friend"

She falls on the floor momentarily before just jumping up, grabbing you by the collar, and kissing you.

"O-Oh!" "Yeah. Oh."

"So? Do you.. Like me too?"

"W-Well. If it means we could do that agai- MPHM!"

Nikolai

Another obvious one

Now he's the real feeler upper

He will not let you GO MAN

Definitely a grabber too

I have this vision of him full-on grabbing your ass and you're just like "Oh? What's up, Nikolai?"

Surprise hugs from behind

He lets you braid his hair

Unlike Yosano, he will not be as patient

He'll grab your hands, get down on one knee, and scream:

"Y/n~! I love you! Please go out with me so we can be free together!"

You are not expecting this at all

So you shakily nod

Then he'll pick you up bridal style and run around with you in his arms <3

Akutagawa

Now with him

I wouldn't fucking notice either bro

His idea of hints is odd

"You don't suck at fighting.."

"Uhm... Thank you?"

He's read that some people give food to their crushes, so he'll randomly just set a cup of tea down on your desk

Since it's a food he likes, he'll also just leave figs on your desk???

It's, very confusing to say the least

In this case, I don't see him ever actually confessing

it was actually Chuuya that found out and pushed him along

Aka, he dragged you both into the same room and pushed Akutagawa along

but it all worked out in the end

Ranpo

Oh my God you gotta be real dence

CLIMBS ON YOU?

LIKE FULL ON SCALES YOUR BODY AND SITS ON YOUR SHOULDERS

And when you get tired and ask him to get off he's just like "Nah I'm good."

Shares his snacks with you

You brought him sweet mochi one day and that was the day he vowed to marry you

You thought he was joking?

Likes pitching your cheeks

"You're so squishy and cute Y/n~ Just like a dumpling" "Ranpo that hurts-"

The way he confesses I hear you ask?

One morning he just, out of nowhere kisses your cheek.

You FLIPPED out and he was just confused

"oh, are we not dating?" "WHAT? NO?!"

He didn't realize you were too busy to notice his feelings

Jouno

Side note: God we need more Jouno hc's fr tho

Jouno's way of showing he loves you?

Training you to the mfing bone.

Bro does not let up

If you're a hunting dog it's even worse

Y'know that scene where he stands on tecchou's back?

He does that all the time

Sometimes hits your head too

But, if he sees you're genuinely struggling he eases up

Honestly, he shows hints in very small ways that you wouldn't notice

Like a small pat on the back or bringing you water after a long day

All the other hunting dogs can see the way he listens extra intently when you talk as well

Another thing, he remembers almost every conversation you two have even had.

So he knows all your interests, likes, and hobbies

He would probably just casually do a normal confession, bring you a rose and a gift <3

Chuuya

Chuuya is terrified of letting people get too close to him (Kinnie moment-)

So for a while he wouldn't make any attempts at a relationship with you at all

But after you've stuck around him for years, even when others didn't, how could he not be smitten for you?

After a while of denying, he'll finally drop hints

He'll offer to drive you too and from work (mostly for the excuse to have your arms around him)

He also started bringing you lunches on Monday's

Has bought you jewelery and chokers galore

The expensive ones too cause he rich rich

He will drunkenly confess

"Damn.. Why do you have to go and make me fall in love with you?"

"..What?"

He has never sobered up so fast

He tried to stand up and leave, but you grabbed him and hugged him tight

After a few seconds, he did the same

[inamagicalhallucination]

near the end of a pm meeting:

akutagawa, standing up: i would like to discuss something

mori: oh? do you have concerns about the recent missions? that'd be rather strange wouldn't it?

akutagawa: no sir, i do not have any concerns.

chuuya: it must be important if akutagawa's actually talking about it

akutagawa: yes it is of the most importance

kouyou: well, then we should take this seriously

mori: well then, akutagawa-kun, what do you wish to discuss

akutagawa: the weretiger-

*audible groans*

akutagawa, undeterred: 's birthday is coming soon.

kouyou, smiling a little: i see. you desire help on finding a present for him. how about the two of us go shopping afterwards.

kajii: get him lemon bombs!!

tachihara: i don't think the weretiger would want that

hirotsu: perhaps some fine tea and wine

chuuya: get him a cool hat. or kill dazai for him, must be hard being in his presence so often.

higuchi, teary eyed: whatever senpai chooses will obviously be the best choice

kajii: blow up all the ppl who've wronged him

elise: run away with him!

akutagawa: you all misunderstand. i already have gotten my hands on what i desire to gift him. i wanted to discuss something else...

chuuya: uh i mean u can tell us anything

akutagawa: i wish for him... to perhaps meet... the people... i am... around often

*silence*

kajii, sobbing: oh-oh man! you can't drop that on us! of course we'll meet ur boyfriend! we're family right???

tachihara, also crying: bro i'd love to meet my brother in law !!

akutagawa: you two... do not have to come

chuuya: i'm honored u want us to meet, akutagawa. though i would have hunted him down anyway.

akutagawa, not meeting his eye: if it is alright with you chuuya-san... would u also be willing to meet him when my sister does

chuuya: o-oh

gin:

chuuya: shut up gin.

kouyou: oh this is all just delightful! akutagawa, where will we meet him? what is the dress code? is the agency going to be there? is kyouka going to be there?

akutagawa: atsushi wanted to invite u all to his birthday party so-

higuchi: ATSUSHI???

gin:

mori: well i am delighted to go.

akutagawa:

chuuya:

gin:

tachihara:

kajii:

kouyou:

hirotsu:

higuchi:

elise:

akutagawa, awkwardly: if you are busy, sir, you do not have to... just for this...

mori: nonsense! when chuuya-kun started his fraternization with dazai-kun and kunikida-kun, fukuzawa-dono hosted a meeting with chuuya and them, and the entire agency. but for some reason, they forgot to add me.

chuuya:

kouyou:

akutagawa:

gin:

elise:

mori: but this tim, i will make sure that i can go!

akutagawa:

chuuya:

gin:

[ghost-rattan]

Hi I loved your pet hcs 😭😭 (I was the one who did the req). Could I be 🪶 anon if it's not taken yet?

Also can I req for some hcs for Aku, Chuuya, Kunikida and Nikolai with a s/o who can copy abilities? (Maybe they started off as enemies in a fight or something but ended up falling for each other.)

OMG! Hi again! SO quick funny story I had no idea what you meant so I had to dm one of my best friends about it B) BUT ofc you can! excited to see what request you come up with! sorry Kunikida's is short he is so hard to write for!

Reader who can copy other abilities

Akutagawa

he hates you (at first) you where new to the pm and climbing up the ranks fast

people preferred to work with you as you where much nicer to everyone and as well powerful but he played it off like he didn't care

so Mori thought that you both would make a good duo on the battle field because you both had powerful abilities

Akutagawa was not impressed by this "why must I work with them, they are clearly beneath me"

He was quiet that whole mission quiet until you and him had to fight a blood manipulating ability

The opponent used their ability quickly on Akutagawa seeing him as the bigger threat

Big mistake you quickly copied the mans ability and made him choke on his own blood

AFTER THAT HE WAS LIKE SHIT ok they are powerful

He told you good job and just like that the mission was done

He saw you as your ability and wanted to know more but when talking to you about it he started to see what your personality was like and boy did he fall hard but he personally didn't pick up on his own feelings

ya know how he wants Dazai's approval well shit he needs yours now

Chuuya

So you worked at the ada but I don't think he would care much about you because you are over shadowed by his hatred for Dazai

Ok so one night you went to the bar and saw Chuuya you ignored him and he ignored you

That was until he saw you get hit on

he doesn't care to see people get hit on unless they look unconfutable then he will help people out

which any one can tell you where extremally unconfutable by this man hitting on you

"Dude fuck off they aren't interested"

this guy looked angry

"Go fuck your self they would have said some thing right kitten"(ew)

Chuuya slapped the guy but little did chuuya know he had an ability one that could control peoples movements

the man used it on chuuya so he couldn't move and made him walk away

you used your ability to take control of this gross man and make him leave the bar (and punch him self a few times <3)

Chuuya was impressed

"Good job doll"

"Wow! A complement from a pm executive!"

you both exchanged numbers and started talking

he thought your ability was bad ass but he would be pissed if you copied his and used corruption

You and Dazai where bff's so he kinda assumed you where like him

Like with Akutagawa you had to team up with him

He was also annoyed but maybe you wouldn't be as bad as Dazai?

To his surprise you where a lot more serious about work when on a mission

You both spent time chatting With each other

You had a huge crush on him for a while now so talking to him meant a lot to you

he asked about your ability and when you told him he was quick to write it down

he found it really interesting!

thinks you might have the best ability he has ever seen!

Nikolai!

He never hated you (im sorry) but he was smitten by you after you both first meet

"DOS DID YOU SEE THEM!?"

Fyodor tells him about your ability and bro was like :O

kinda went like this "Dos, tell me about them~"

"DOS DO YOU THINK THEY LIKE FLOWERS"

"ooo DO YOU THINK THEY LIKE BIRDS"

"DO THEY HAVE AN ABILITY?"

Fyodor let his friend ask away because he did know a lot about you cause Fyodor was your boss!

He loves watching you copy abilities he finds it so cool!

He thinks you have more freedom then him because you aren't 'chained down to one ability'

Wants you to copy Fyodors but you refuse cause lets be fr Fyodor is scary af!

He's honestly really glad you have an ability like that because you can protect your self if you come across a powerful

ALSO if you copy his ability he will some how make a game up with it that you can both play

[iridescentdove]

I don’t know if you already did this but can I request bad men with f!reader that is like Lumine full power. I heard that with new lore drops that the traveler could destroy world’s. I’m also a huge Lumine fan both as the traveler and abyss princess <33333

Chuuya, Dazai, Jouno & Atsushi x Lumine! Reader

(I just chose the characters myself ehe)

Lumine is skeptical but shares the same curiosity her twin has for everything, she's rational and courageous, along with being generous and helpful towards others that need assistance. And most especially, rather beautiful and somewhat quiet, yet considered rather expressive.

As if a primordial being – Lumine holds power able to destroy worlds and travel through them with ease, and yet, most of it having been sealed away by the Unknown God's own bidding. What happens when she regains her full power and travels through the world of BSD?

Fyodor, Ranpo & Sigma Ver.

CHUUYA NAKAHARA:

You probably already stand out enough due to peculiar clothing and ur girlboss appearance 😩

He is literally so confused- you're saying this short blondie saved worlds and can travel through them all and has these Godly powers to DESTROY EVERYTHING?? UM

Okay but he does admit, you're probably full of surprises. And he admires your brave, courageous nature.

ALSO HE'S SO HAPPY YOUR SHORTER THAN HIM AAA

You're honestly a cute little bean, and a very strong one at that too – so you do get along rather well. Plus you got his back whenever he needs help

His pride probably won't allow him to say it but in some cases you're really helpful in various ways.

You one time, said he reminded you of a familiar sketchy ginger in the previous world you visited through, and now he's actually kinda curious.

Tar- Tar- Taglia lover of Snezhnayan Queen

Someone please make me fanart of Childe! Chuuya and Lumine! Reader I will pay you will all of the massive dumpload of fanfics you will ever want to see

I can imagine him just walking into the PM headquarters one day and greeting you with ...

"Hey girlie." 😏 *lip bite* i am sorry

The first time he witnessed your strength wss when you single handedly beat up the fucking hunting dogs without batting an eye?? Hello?? Wtf sis

"(Y/N) WHAT THE FUCK" "This is normal, no worries"

He is very curious to even know about all of the things you've seen and fought across worlds ...

When you tell him you literally beat up God *cough*Raiden*cough* dude's jaw smashed to the ground

Though you're not very talkative, you sure do have some ... interesting expressions. He's floored. Bro and you're smaller than him he delights in pinching your cheeks and ruffling your hair sjsiskak

Even if he's thankful you're around to help, he does feel as if people abuse your kindness way too much ...

So now he's your bodyguard yay! :D

Whichever bitch tryna shred your ass? You bet he's giving this menacing ass aura, readily cocking a fucking gun and slamming them around across with his gravity manipulation

If you're visibly tired and people keep asking for more help? He will snap at them and tell them to leave you alone <3

By the end of the day, this man is just ... so addictive wtf

And in a romantic light also he literally tries to hide his blushing whenever he sees you whether in a new outfit or not LIKE your beauty is Godly fr

I don't make the rules. This Tartaglia 2.0 worships you.

And if you're the abyss princess instead of traveler, he is definitely thinking ur some hot shit. Same Chuuya, I want her to step on me.

Whenever there's nothing to do, he just sits down and listens to you talk about your journey in other worlds.

And whenever he and you go out on missions together and you give him compliments along the way he's floored, and trying not to show how affected he is with them

Hear me out ... praise kink

DAZAI OSAMU:

Okay, you already know the drill. Once this man sees you he's gonna do a fucking double take

HELLO?? YOU ARE ACTUALLY SO GODDAMN PRETTY

Will ask you to do a double suicide. If you're done with bullshit say actually say yes, I think he's dead in love. If you say no with a blank face, this bitch grows desperate

Well either way he's gonna fucking love you so why not

Did assume that you definitely weren't from this world, just not really the full detail. So he got curious.

Your journeys from different world intrigued him, and the fact you were basically an actual shooting star. Just soaring through the sky away from all the shit like aight m8

But you'd bet this is Dazai, so of course he wants to go see you in action.

After all, you are kinda like, God-level strong.

So why not? You know he wouldn't be too surprised, but he's gonna go apeshit the moment he sees you take on like freaking all PM executives at once and stuff.

HE DID NOT EXPECT YOU ACC TAKE THE DARE LOL

But it didn't really matter because you did somehow manage to defeat them. And literally with your full power? Hello the city is shaking 😐

Chuuya was boutta use corruption but he got smacked into the 6th dimension before he even blinked HAHA

You're so done with everything. His double suicide offer still stands y'know, it's not that late.

Bet he dragged you into the mersault prison drama

... He's smart as hell, we all know this bitch can prepare for an event that isn't even happening yet in 171919 years

... But ..l did you just ... beat him in a game of chess?

No you ate the chess pieces whenever he blinked

Okay well great- at least the agency has an OP new member that can fucking traverse to another dimension-

If you were abyss princess, he's down on his knees begging you to choke him zaddy can't stay still 😩

Thinks it's hot

If it's in a romantic light, you can take a guess. You both do get rather close – and you're one of the very few he trusts because of how helpful and trustful you are.

It will take some time but he'll show you the reason behind his bandages. You can sense some anxiety in his expression, a vulnerable state for the first time.

But the fact you just accept it? He's over the moon <3

Dazai will not accept from bullshit from other people. Any disrespect directed to you, he's boutta go Dark Era on them so just pray he don't do that unless you want to, simp.

You can tell he'll just ... go over his loneliness all over again when you decide to travel through a new world and leave.

But of course, you assure him you'll return to visit :)

Yay! ✨��

Rest assured you're not gonna let him go through that pain, so if you dare even think of leaving him

I'm sending my homies after you.

JOUNO SAIGIKU:

You'd bet he's a bit skeptical at first, he's not sure whether he can believe a story like that at all 💀

But the thump of your heartbeat begged to differ, because you actually weren't lying. So I guess now he's just kind of curious about your existence. and your powers

As for your beauty this man is blind asf bro what u expect

So even though he has no idea how you look like, he can still bet your gorgeous and he's obviously right.

As per part of the Hunting Dogs, they all have their own individual beliefs on justice. And because you're prone to helping others a lot, he actually appreciates it.

Won't abuse your kindness though, he doesn't really ask for help. Unless they're in an actual dire situation.

Plus you strong asf so 🗿

Although he's busy, both ya'll can take some time for some peace and just chit chat. Honestly, this man wants to know the deets like c'mon spill the tea sis

He's probably interested in whatever you have to say abour Teyvat, especially Fontaine. I can feel it

I mean it's the nation of justice bro what else

Jouno will sit down, listening to your tales about Fontaine and the God of Justice – (he's fucking flabbergasted knowing it was a bratty child who is like shorter than you)

No fr he did not expect that shit 😭

"Also she's really short" "Really now?" "She's like a bratty child who almost got assassinated while playing with cats" "A ... A child?" "Yea and dramatic" "(Y/N), whAT"

This man would probabpy do a double take and question even the existence of Gods. HOO BOY

"... You're telping me the Gods there are broke and et bullied by their own people 24/7" "Yeah"

Let's just say he's now questioning life.

But then again, anything is possible now so he just rolls with it and enjoys his time with you.

Don't tell me he doesn't enjoy lesrning more about your powers and how useful it can really be to the Hunting Dogs.

Once he decided to spar with you, because his patience was wearing thin and he really wanted to know how far the heights of your power could stretch.

He was fairly sure that it wouldn't be an easy win, but he really thought he'd win. Lol.

He was all ready and stuff, slowly unsheathing his sword as you and him clashed ways.

... After that, he promised himself as he was nearly buried six feet under.

Nah most especially if you were the abyss princess because this man literally won't last. He'd actually put up a really good fight, he's strong as hell.

But still, he plummets to the ground like Odasaku.

... Never again, I assume.

ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA:

You and him met when he was running errands after being told forced by Dazai.

Holy shit he looked so tired. He was sweating as he ran back and forth across multiple shops and streets. Being you, you went over to give him a helping hand.

Canonically Atsushi's type is someone kind and patient, so he just was actually rather happy.

Congrats for being friends with the furry 😍

He adores how nice you are for being a helping hand, and he admires your bravery honestly. That shit is what keeps him going on the daily

No but fr you were so PRETTY too. And innocent looking

So imagine he does a fucking 180° when he sees you casually coming into the agency to help them beat up the Port Mafia?? SINGLE HANDEDLY HELLO

He's beginning to rethink everything he thought about you. Ok cool, you travel through worlds, fought God, is strong a–

... Wait a minute 😐

He nearly passed out from the amount of sheer info dump that you gave him. He's beyond shocked.

But also happy you're there to help. He trusts you and just loves everything about you. You're pretty blunt and quiet, but you're courageous and have cute facial expressions.

Chub squishy cheeks uwu

He literally would not ask for anything more. And you have some interesting things to talk about!

Atsushi is intrigued in the types of things you faced and the places you've visited. The fact you're literally bullshitting through and brave enough to face God himself??

You probably went through stuff. He respects you sm.

He's like a little kid all over again, sitting down with his knees to his chest as he listens to you talk about Tevyat.

You'd just be doing something in the far corner like fucking fantasizing on killing Timmie's pigeons again and he's just

Heart face emoji 😍

No matter what you do, Atsushi honestly believes in you and he knows you're of really good help. The agency welcomes you with open arms.

Bro he's just in love leave him be. Furries still need that love and attention bbg

Ngl since abyss princess is more stoic and somewhat intimidating boy is tryna stay away from you lmfao

"Not a second Akutagawa!" bitch 🗿

Yet we all know this man cannot stay away from you. You bet he's right there 24/7, admiring you and protecting you with his life.

Pet him in his tiger form pls 🤲

[dinaanana]

What If Verlaine Trained Teenager!Reader?

the Character is from Stormbringer Novel

synopsis: Fluff/Crack

Paul Verlaine x Teenager!Reader (Platonic!)

(He's so pretty)

(Pretend you're Also a stormbringer Character aswell)

So first of all This Man is strict asf. so Brace Yourselves

(Didn't he also Train Kyouka and Gin? Yeah)

There's no problem with training you either

If you already know Any type of Martial Arts or MMA he's Glad to hear that.

When he Looks at you working out and f you do Something he doesn't like? You get the exercises wrong? He's making you Do 50 Push ups 50 Sit Ups and yeah☠️

And if you're still lazy Then you'll be doing 100 instead of 50 (He is really nice isn't he)

(Obv he trains You in his musty ass Basement)

Sometimes Chuuya Watches As His big Brother Trains you He's just Standing there like 🧍 while you're fighting for your own Life

And when you look at him with Tired eyes and drenched In sweat Asking for Help? he just Smirks and Shakes his Head

Verlaine doesn't care about Your age if you're young or not if you think that you're young and he's gonna go easy on you Nah you're wrong .

You're Training to be an Assassin for the Port mafia. After all

Not only he teaches you martial arts but he also teaches you how to use A gun a Knife Anything for self defence

''Oh my god I'm tired'' You whine as you Lay on your back all sweaty and breathing heavily

'Did I hear something?'' He Looks down At your lying form

''I- no-'' You know what's coming Next.

''Im not deaf,You're doing 100 push ups and 100 sit ups Right now.'' He Says in Stern tone with his French accent

We also Know that To become an Assasin you have to get used to Alot of Gore.

I mean You gotta see some Gorey shit everyday You're a Mafioso After all.

Training with him is Bit Intense

But you'll become Stronger and It boosts your confidence Everyday Around other Ppl soo It's worth it 100%

You're literally being trained By king of Assassin's how could you not be strong I mean.. you can knock Down 10 Grown men With Just Using your fists

After Years of training He asks you to have Hand to hand combat With Him

Well you put up A great right but you still lose ''You may not win against me But you put Up a great fight.Thing The Members older than you in Port Mafia can't do..'' He Says

(Bro the things I'll do To be trained by This Man omg I don't mean it cuz I simp for him and not in A creepy way tho☠️)

After Training for like Years You go on your first Mission and guess what

When you come back With the mission accomplished

You go down in the basement to tell him the News but he already knows That,Ge Comes near you looking down at you and He Pats u on Shoulder ''Good Job.'' with His French accent.

He's like a Proud dad when his Kid Gets high score in elementary school omg

He also Tells you to read books (If you don't like reading them) He'll tell you That Assasin Are suppose to be Smart and not dumb Like you (Not to Insult you just to Get you to read Them)

You agree after that and ask him what type Of books you shall read and he Suggest you to read Some detective Books By Some Authors Like Agatha Christie and etc.

And if you already read Alot of books? he praises you and tells you you're doing Great

(Except If you read Wattpad stories ☠️)

Anyways

Training with him is Amazing but Very I mean very exhausting even thought you Barely Can walk after all the Exercises and Training

Id rate him

10/10 tho

[delusionalwriter02]

Can you do a insta as yosano, akutagawa or gin gf pls(? this series is really cute :D

Insta as Yosano's GF

a/n : I LOVE Yosano and I have so many ideas for way too much characters so let's go!! thank you so much for your request <3

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Yn_theoneandonly : We did a photoshoot and I fell in love again

Ranthebestpo : Omg she's stunning

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : She really is

Yosanurgirl : Bee I love you SO SO MUCH

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I love you more

Elisefather : My eyes are blessed

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : And you're blocked

↳ Daze_i : You accept compliments from Ranpo but not from Mori ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Ranpo is a bro, Mori is a weirdo

↳ Daze_i : Yeah I see it now

Atsushiii : I love the vibe of the photo, it's calming but sexy at the same time, really you did great

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : You have NO RIGHT for being so cute and nice

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Atshushi we should totally do your photos like the white hair shining under the sun, at the beach, I can style your hair a little bit and you'll have EVERYBODY head over heels for you

↳ Atshushiii : I don't think that's a good idea but I trust you

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : LET'S GO, @.Yosanurgirl we have work to do

↳ Yosanurgirl : with pleasure bee

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Yn_theoneandonly : i'm the luckiest person

Atsushiii : Thank you it was really nice

↳ Yosanurgirl : no problem, it was fun

Daze_i : You went to the beach and didn't invite me ???

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : It was for Atsushi not you

↳ Daze_i : But you were in swimsuit

↳ Yosanurgirl : Only I deserve to see MY girlfriend in swimsuit

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I love it when you're jealous

Gintonic : girlllllssss come to my place tomorrow, the new pool is finished, Higuchi will be here too

↳ Yosanurgirl : OMG IT'S FINALLY FINISHED ?? we'll totally come

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : It's been sooo long since the last time I saw Higuchi, I miss you both

↳ Higucci : Miss you too girls

↳ Daze_i : Can I come ?

↳ Gintonic : Of course not

↳ KunikiDA : Dazai tomorrow you have a mission so, no, you don't break into Gin's house

↳ Daze_i : How do you always knows what I'm about to do, it's getting annoying

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Yn_theoneandonly : it was such a lovely night

Gintonic : it would have been even better if the fuckers didn't came

↳ Yosanurgirl : I still don't understand how they did it

↳ Daze_i : I ask Akutagawa for the security codes

↳ Gintonic : @.Akutagawa you're a traitor

↳ Akutagawa : But he said it would help him

↳ Gintonic : And you didn't even question his actions ????

↳ Akutagawa : I stoped doing that a long time ago

KunikiDA : So how many were you in the end ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : 6. Higuchi, Gin, Yosano and I at first then Dazai and Chuuya came but they brought gifts so we forgave them

↳ KunikiDA : what have they brought ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Chuuya brought Yosano and I favorite wine, Dazai absolutely nothing so actually he is the only one we don't talk to anymore

↳ KunikiDA : just wine is enough for you ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : If it's enough for Yosano then it's enough for me

↳ KunikiDA : I'm loosing faith in you

Atshushiii : Why is there fireworks behind Yosano ?

↳ Yosanurgirl : Ask Chuuya and Dazai

↳ Atsushiii : @.Daze_i @.Chu_uya

↳ Daze_i : I don't remember why but I bought fireworks so I had to use them

↳ Chu_uya : The house behind is Akutagawa's, I wanted to annoy him a bit but he wasn't there so it's not fun

↳ Atsushiii : You two are friends only for pissing peoples off

↳ Chu_uya : We are not friends

↳ Daze_i : what are we Chuchu ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Are we assisting something private ?

↳ Chu_uya : ABSOLUTELY NOT DAZAI STOP BEING SUGGESTIVE

↳ Daze_i : never

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Yosanurgirl : birthday girl

Yn_theoneandonly : HAPPY BIRHTDAY MY LOVE

↳ Yosanurgirl : I love you Bee

Ranthebestpo : Are you going to the restaurant I told you about ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : SHUT UP STUPID BRAIN IT'S A SURPRISE

↳ Ranthebestpo : oops my bad

↳ Yosanurgirl : I never read that

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : RANPO I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

↳ p0e : i dare you

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : fuck it, you're both not worth my time

KunikiDA : Have a great night you two

↳ Yosanurgirl : Thank you Doppo, you'll be here this weekend for the party ?

↳ KunikiDA : Yes I wrote it in my notebook

↳ Daze_i : Of course you did

↳ KunikiDA : got something to say Dazai ? Should I remind you that I still have your gun lockdown ?

↳ Daze_i : give it back to me pleasssseeeeeee

↳ KunikiDA : The day you become actually responsible, I will

↳ Daze_i : But I am responsible

↳ KunikiDA : You're always late, you break into people's house, I always have to stop you from killing yourself, you never do your report, you hide my notebook, you don't show up to the meetings, that's not what I call responsible

↳ Daze_i : you're not a funny person

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Yn_theoneandonly : guess who's going to change her last name

Gintonic : CONGRATS MY GIRLLLLSSSSS I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU

Higucci : IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

Ranthebestpo : Yosano you listened to me, I'm surprised

I love this serie omg I feel like i'm doing way too much post but I LOVE IT so thank you so much for your request!!

See you <3

[cannibalsrider]

thinking about pre- ADA!Dazai and Fem child! reader who was brought into the port mafia working for Kyoyo she originally was working under Chuuya before Koyo decided to take her under her wing basically swapping subordinates with Chuuya because she had ended up liking her and that's when she met Dazai after he had come to retrieve her after she had gotten lost on a mission and koyo wasn't able to come to get her herself so had asked dazai too and his first question when he saw reader was "have you ever played Mario bros" he asked staring down at the girl realizing in a way the two had been similar in a way the same stare after they finished missions when the girl had shook her head he looked dumbfounded in a way "come on kid ill show it to you while we walk to the car" he told her with a kind look she didn't really understand the kind looks some of the executives had when they had been nice to their subordinates "okay" she responded as she watched him she looked like she was about to ask a question and he could tell "whats up kid you look like your about to crumble if you don't ask your question" he asked tilting his head "do I need to give you my knife? koyo-san always makes me give it to her so I don't do anything" she asked he had a moment of realization when she said that he had remembered Koyo telling him about an incident when reader had tried to stab her after a especially troubling job the girl had been sent on almost causing her to have a small snap in sanity as she called it but he shook his head "nah kid your alright lets get going I'm sure you're gonna be hungry lets go and ill show you how to play Mario bros on the way back to hq" he told her ruffling her hair he never really was affectionate towards people like that only certain few got it "can I play pokemon after Chuuya-san said you had it" she asked staring up at him as they walked side by side to the car "as long as you tell him I hope he trips down the stairs" she nodded knowing she was never probably gonna tell Chuuya-san what Dazai had said but just went along with it either way

[lianaisabsent]

BSD men when their s/o gets jealous

A/n: might be a little different from exactly canon reactions but technically it includes my hcs so..

CHARACTERS: dazai, chuuya, atsushi

Dazai:

with dazai it's like you're confused and amused more than jealous.

He flirts to get information, it works greatly is what's more annoying to you.

This one time you both were set up on a mission and not even two seconds in and he flirted with the prime suspect and deemed her "incapable of doing murder"

When asked why he responded “I would frame her too, she's too afraid and cowardly and she's lacking financially so her motive would've been perfect to kill.. however, the way she trembles and speaks and responds is a way no killer would be able to.. She could be an actress but her hands are of those of the abused. Meaning she was purposely planted to distract us.. That's something I would do if I was the killer" (plot holes in this but I'm not a detective so excuse me if I get any thing wrong)

You were just gawking the whole time over how much he analyzed from touching the ladies hand and speaking to her softly and sweetly.. It was a mask yes but still it made you jealous.. Not like you were to admit that.

He might have.. He definitely noticed it. Dazai wanted to tease you over it but you were in a professional setting although nothing about dazai can be called professional at times.. Most times..

Bro would tease you so much so so much

You both were on a mission together, a mission to investigate a murder in an art museum. You inspected the places, found some clues and when you came back you saw your boyfriend speaking, no flirting with the staff members.

You knew it's for work, but it still makes you feel a twisting feeling in your stomach. You're not much of a doubting and possessive person with him but it's still annoying how good he is at this a natural some might even say.

You just inhaled and exhaled before rolling your eyes and walking towards someone else for their statements on what happened. They all have roughly the same statement “he was a kind man, a kind man the manager was, the manager was a nice kind man he didn't deserve this” almost led you to think this was some sort of mystery novels cassette tape on repeat.

A few minutes pass by and you feel someone hugging you from behind, you flinched and pushed the person away, person being dazai who was very wounded (dramatic is a better word) “my love! How could you!? First you get jealous and glare at the staff member and when I came to comfort you like the amazing partner I am, you pushed me!”

You could only sigh at his theatrics, 'how is he not an actor?' you thought. “don't bother dazai I know it was for work..” you sighed looking through the information you gathered. He did tease you but he ultimately didn't really know how to respond to that. As he's told you before he cant really respond with that exact emotions you want. He tried though.

“well.. I only 'flirt' for work but ultimately who do I go home to and for? You” it did make you internally embarrassed because he just said that loudly in a silent hall with people.

Chuuya:

He isn't a flirt, his thing is more of actions speak louder then words but he does get flirted with. He doesn't respond to it but it does annoy you a little.

he isn't going to say much just “oh okay-wait what”

I think he'd be dense when it comes to recognizing jealousy, he'd just think everything is fine unless you directly tell him it's not

“chuuya, I'm jealous” “of what? My charm?”

How did you even end up with him..

One time, at a café when you were both off of your work and getting something to drink while you caught up for the week a woman came up asking for your boyfriends number.

He was about to say something before he saw a book in her hand, he did mention he'd been reading a few books recently and that you should check them out if you have time but you didn't have time. You were regretting it now for sure.

“oh you like that book?” “yes!” “oh what was-....” their words were no longer being heard by you when all you did was stare down at your drink counting till when she would leave him. But to your disappointment it was like chuuya forgot who he came to the date with. After what felt like 30 minutes she smiled and left with his number as you glared at him and picked up the butter knife.

You stared at him and he only smiled at you in return, it wasn't intentional you could see it but it annoyed you so much “so you just give away your number to random people huh?” you asked earning a confused look from him, “what do you mean darling?” “you know what I mean, the girl the book ring a bell for you yet Einstein?” he nodded before pausing “oh wait what? You were jealous!?”

He, instead of sitting across came to your side and sat beside you lightly hugging you “sorry if it made you jealous I was just kind of happy because we had similar interests is all, you're the one I'll take to dinner and you're the one who I'll plan to spend my life with along with wine”

It made you smile.

Atsushi:

He is more dense.. He's oblivious, he doesn't even know you were jealous.. Why were you jealous? That's his thought

We all know atsushi has a thing for saving people but people do tend to over think interactions. You have witnessed multiple times where people who atsushi saved tried flirting with him. As your oblivious partner just kept being dense.

“jealous?? You? YOU WERE JEALOUS?!”

He's confused, he doesn't understand

You knew atsushi saved a girl from the guild and you knew she was his friend (?) if you could call it that because from what kyouka told you she just seemed like a shy girl who hates social interactions.. That was until you visited the café yourself and saw her upset seeing you. Had you done something to wrong her? No, you hadn't ever met the red head.

“um atsu.. Is your upset with me?” you asked to which you received a shake of his head and a small "no"

As you say down she came and threw the menu in front of atsushi and placed it carefully to you.. You were shocked to say the least. She the started bantering and you noticed a blush and thought 'oh. She likes him..' it wasn't until after she left that you felt an annoying twist in your stomach and a voice saying that they've known each other for longer then you and him have been together but you choose to ignore it.

Lucy, he told you was her name, came back with the orders placing it and when he called you 'love' which wasn't often unless he noticed something off about you that her eyes almost bulged out “YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!?” she shouted at him not that loudly to disturb everyone but still nearby customers did hear it. Atsushi nodded “oh yes, I thought I told you last time me and kyouka came” they started bantering again.

You felt jealous and annoyed, she seemed sweet.. But jealousy just made you feel angry and annoyed at her. After your café trip you walked out of the café not waiting for him to catch up. He grabbed your wrist asking what's wrong and you could only sigh "jealousy, I'm jealous, you've known her for longer then our relationship and she even could have feelings for you!” you said to which his response was shutting down literally he tried to process what you just said..

"you're jealous? JEALOUS??” he was shocked and in comparison to his obliviousness you only kissed him. It made him redder then red paint could even get. He was confused as to why you were jealous but he reassured you that he only likes you and lucy is a good person and friend of his.

[theangelsheardyou]

DILF SKK IM SORRY

Also headcanons bc I'm so normal about them

Dazai

Janky old broke hobo spiderman energy

When I say broke I mean BROKE

Will swindle his way into getting money

Absolute SLUT will sleep with someone just to have a place to stay the night

Not exactly homeless, he's more like a roach. Just kinda scatters anywhere and stays somewhere he finds comfortable even if he's not welcome (cough cough chuuyas apartment)

Giving frank Gallagher energy but if he actually tried to be a good dad (source: shameless)

Oh did I mention he's a dad

YESSSIRR HES GOT A DAUGHTER BC GIRL DAD DAZAI CANON

His daughter is actually kinda embarrassed of him

She's def the one who worries about him the most

Lives with her mom, who is one of dazais old one night stands (IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME FR)

Her mom couldn't give two shits about this man even if she tried

His daughter doesn't want to be anything like him

She inherited his intelligence tho, just not his irresponsibility

Dazai doesn't live with them, he and the mother aren't dating but they're not friends either, she just kinda accepted that he's this cockroach in her life and her daughter is a nice piece of leftover trash he can't get enough of

Don't get me wrong, dazai LOVES his little girl

Absolutely adores her

She's usually just annoyed by him

He finds it cute when she yells at him cause it reminds him of when she would throw tantrums as a toddler

But she does genuinely love her dad more than anything

It's just hard for her to show it

She's not particularly close with her mom either since she's kind of a cruel and bitter woman

Still not over how dazai treated her

He's not perfect, but he tries

Chuuya

This man is like the complete opposite of dazai

He's a single father who wouldn't leave his daughter alone for a second

Unlike dazai chuuya fell genuinely in love with a woman but she died during childbirth

At first he was angry that his wife was taken away but one look at this little girl in his arms and all the pain and anger washed away

He promised her he would give her the world no matter what

He's absolutely the best father you could ever ask for

His daughters spoiled spoiled SPOILED

Nothing but the best for his little girl🥺

And unlike dazai bro is LOADED so yeah she pretty much gets anything she wants with a snap of her fingers

But she's not a brat tho (at least, not when she's older)

She takes after chuuya in her need to be useful and independent

She's actually way more calm than he is, but she does have a little of his demeanor

Anyway enough abt her since I'm very early into the development of this au and Idk much about how I want the kids to be yet

Chuuya does bulk up as years go by cause ain't no way this child having a TWINK for a father🙄

He does also get a teensy bit taller bc I wanna throw this dog a bone, man

"I'm still growing" You know what?? Yeah you are buddy keep believing in urself😊

Still in the mafia, but since having a kid he's withdrawn a lot more from this life

He's not the type to try to get a higher position for his kid since he knows that the more involved he is with the Port Mafia, the more danger he and his family is in

Only a few in the Port Mafia actually know he's got a kid

For a while they tried to keep it a secret from mori not knowing what he'd do

Also do not leave his young daughter alone with this man

WEVE SEEN YOSANOS BACKSTORY GOODBYE

Chuuya is a lot less violent than he was in his 20s

Having a kid really softened him up

Now when he's on a mission, he doesn't kill anyone unless he was ordered to

He can see the fear in his enemy's eyes and all he can think of are their kids and what would happen to them

So unless he absolutely has to, he won't kill anyone

His job is also a secret from his daughter

He doesn't want her involved in any way whatsoever

He wants her to find her own path, to be her own person, and most of all, to be safe and happy

Wasn't gonna do this part but

SOUKOKU

Dazai and chuuya do get back together in this au

After the unofficial breakup they did have a couple nights together but after a while they drifted apart, chuuya finding a wife and family, and dazai slowly spiraling deeper and deeper into his own mess

Their lives are intertwined again upon an incident where their kids are in danger

That's when they pull a spy x family and secretly defeat the enemy without their daughters knowing about it

It was supposed to be a one time thing, after this they're back to their normal lives

But unfortunately their girls became quite good friends, so they had to keep seeing each other

They went from hanging out with their kids in a daddy-daughter tea party to absolutely destroying each other in the bedroom

Ok that's all I genuinely wanna develop this au so ask me anything! I'd love to answer ur questions!!!

[scarletta-ruan]

Hi! Can i request a scenario where dark era dazai finding out that his significant other(the reader) who's also his subordonate, is chuuya's twin sister.

SIMILAR

WARNING: OOC, reader being Chuuya's twin sister

TYPE: Scenario

PAIRING: Port Mafia!Dazai x Chuuya's twin sister!fem!reader

WORDCOUNTS: 765 words

NOTES: Sorry for the late writing at first, since I was too busy with schoolwork so I can't have much time to write requests. Also, the wifi-connection at my home isn't good enough to connect with my laptop so I can't write on it often like before. The work may not good, but I hope you like it because I will try better next time.

“Oh, brother.”

You called out as you saw an orange-haired man you had just seen. The man turned around when he heard your voice, and when those gray eyes finally realized you, he smiled and said.

“Ah, very nice to meet you, sister. Are you at work today?”

This man - Chuuya Nakahara is your only brother, you two always accidentally bumped into each other in the work days. You nodded your head to reply to his question then said.

“Yes, I’m going to deliver this report for Dazai.”

 “That dumbass?” Chuuya raised his voice to confirm your answer, and the moment when you nodded your head, Chuuya continued. “Really, why do you have to do that? He can do it by himself, my dear.”

“Yeah, but he had just left for the mission so I lent him a hand.”

You replied to Chuuya with a smile to show that you didn’t mind after all, he sighed when he looked at your face. His dear sister had to work so hard just to earn her money as a small secretary in this Port Mafia Headquarter. You guys stood there, silenced for a moment then you heard his voice resound.

“Oh, I forgot this.”

Chuuya handed you a bag he was holding in his hand, you tilted your head when you saw the bag. Chuuya explained,

“I had just returned back from the mission and I saw a bakery shop was selling your favorite sweets so I bought some for you, don’t have to pay money for me, it’s just a gift from your brother.”

“Ah, thank you so much, bro-”

“Hey, hey, what are you guys doing? Trying to flirt in front of me?”

A voice cut off your conversation with Chuuya. Before you turned your head aside to know who that person was, you felt someone’s arms wrapped around your body, and their chin leaned on your shoulder, that person continued saying.

“My, my, I can’t believe that Chuuya is trying to steal my lover away from me like that. Do you feel rude when you do that?”

“Huh?” Chuuya raised his eyebrows up then his gray eyes looked at you. At that moment you just smiled at him because your secret you tried to keep for a long time had just been exposed in front of his eyes.

“Next time, I swear I won’t join in this kind of mission again.”

Dazai sighed as he finally slowly reached the Headquarter, the mission was so tough, the clues and lots of information were messing around him. Even Dazai was smart enough to solve it but it still bothered him in some ways and that caused all of his tiredness today.

He was looking forward to hugging you - his little lover to release all of his tiring.

But when the glass door opened, Dazai saw something he shouldn’t see. His woman was talking with his enemy, and you even smiled with that person as gently as you did with him. How Chuuya could earn your smile easily like that, even Dazai always had to do something so you could offer your smile for him.

Dazai couldn’t make it anymore. So he had to cut off this conversation, Dazai couldn’t let his lover talk with his enemy.

“What? This is your boyfriend?”

Chuuya widened his eyes when he saw Dazai, he had just heard you talking about your boyfriend with him two months ago. But now, he finally got a chance to see your boyfriend. You could see Chuuya’s eyes were twitching, this was bad, you thought to yourself. 

“B-Brother, I can explain-”

“This dumbass is your boyfriend?!”

Chuuya’s surprised voice cut you off, and Dazai was smiling in front of Chuuya, he seemed to finally get what he wanted to achieve. Chuuya continued his speech after yelling.

“I don’t want to believe this is true, my dear sister is dating this dumbass.”

“Sorry, but everything is true now, Chuuya.”

“Stop messing around, Dazai! And brother, please listen to my explanation.”

You finally raised your voice just to stop everything and started to explain.

“Brother, this is my boyfriend. And Osamu, this is my brother. You two may know each other's name so I don’t want to say anything else.”

Dazai blinked his eyes for a moment, so… this meant that Chuuya was your brother. Though Dazai realized some similar things between you and Chuuya, he couldn’t believe that his lover was his enemy’s sister. 

For a week after that day, you never saw Chuuya and Dazai fighted each other in front of you but who knew.

[lnkedmyheart]

Hi :)

Can you recommend some bsd angst fics? ( angst is my shit and I wanna suffer lol )

I have a few so under the cut. A couple would be more popular but the rest are imo pretty underrated.

Akai by itotypes

"All is fair in love and war, right?"

Obviously. I personally find it a lot more fun angst than suffering angst though. Includes Dazai with a walking stick.

Yellow roses (400 yen) by the_most_happy

Dazai Osamu is not dead. Oh, he tried. But when he jumped off the Port Mafia building, he didn't consider that a certain annoying Slug was going to risk everything to save him. Thanks to his old partner, Dazai is given the chance to start a new life as a civilian: he has an apartment in Tokyo, a tiny flower shop crammed with plants and pots, and a mind filled with ghosts. His life is tranquil. His mission is finished. Until the day when, for the first time in five years, Chuuya walks into his flower shop with a job.

This is a angsty post canon beast au but this doesn't include Chuuya's meltdown cause Dazai doesn't die. Includes Dazai with a walking stick.

If you refuse to listen I’ll say it twice, love of my life by olympiansally

There’s Atsushi, Dazai’s star pupil. There’s Fyodor, arguably Dazai’s soulmate, a single mind in two bodies. There’s Kunikida, Dazai’s partner. There’s Oda, the reason Dazai wants to live. And then there’s Chuuya. If he asked Dazai to define him, to name his purpose, Chuuya already knows what he would hear. Chuuya is his dog, Chuuya is a slug, Chuuya is a chibi. And sure, maybe he is. But none of that is enough. Or, Chuuya can’t figure out what he means to Dazai exactly, but if he would only listen, he would realize that Dazai has been telling him all along.

This isn't exactly angsty but it's funny angsty cause Chuuya is oblivious as fuck in this and keeps jumping through hoops the whole time. Bro is literally living the brojob nightmare.

I Said It Was A Dream (and he agreed) by Hum My Name (My_Kind_of_Crazy)

The plan: Dazai Osamu leaves the mafia after Odasaku’s death, but he doesn’t leave behind his rage. Fuelled by the need to avenge his friend, he creates a painstaking plan to tear down the Port Mafia— to create a false haven for mafia members while, behind the scenes, he collects information meant to expose the organization for the criminal terror it is. The dilemma: Dazai doesn’t plan on Chuuya finding him. Chuuya believes Dazai’s simply hiding from the mafia, starting fresh with a harmless job in a local bar. They have their closure and move on— until Chuuya seeks him out again. Eventually, their emotions for one another can no longer be ignored. But Dazai’s desperation to take down the mafia means he can’t become distracted by his feelings for Chuuya Maybe, he can use this connection with Chuuya to his benefit. Maybe, he can have everything he wants, so long as Chuuya never finds out.

This is a canon divergence angst fic where Dazai decides to destroy the PM.

Release series by afinepricklypear

After countless days (months?) fighting against hundreds of fictional murderers in Poe’s book and using the time alone to reflect, Chuuya is released. (Alt: How Chuuya got out of the book Ranpo trapped him in towards the end of Season 3)

This was really fun for me as someone who enjoys angst, a lot of it is pre sb though.

Confessions of a lie by afinepricklypear

For three months, Chuuya has been missing and, during that time, Dazai has fallen further into an obsessive search for him. Until late one rainy night, an oddly familiar looking woman knocks on Dazai’s door.

This is a really odd entry ngl, I adore the angst and it's deliberately ooc. It's from 2020 so there is a lot of canon skk context missing but idk I found it an unexpectedly nice read. There are discussions of SA and coercion, some pre stormbringer characterization issues but if you go into this as a canon divergence au concept it's very enjoyable. Also the author is very explicit about this being a brainworm that they needed to write cause it wouldn't leave them alone.

Retrace by Kuranoa.

Chuuya dreams every night, and in those dreams, he dies the most horrendous deaths, over and over. He wakes up in a cold sweat, afraid and disoriented. Dazai always assures him that they are nothing but nightmares. In this world, Fyodor has successfully obtained The Book. In this world, Dazai has witnessed Chuuya’s death 18,263 times.

I genuinely don't remember much from this fic but I do remember finding this good enough to be one of the first fics I bookmarked.

[anxietysslave]

How the Bsd characters would react to you being good at singing:

This wasn't requested by anyone. I've been on a bsd kick lately so I wrote this-

Warnings: Some suggestive content in Yosano's, slight angst, some spoilers?

Pronouns: They/Them

Dazai:

-Would stop whatever he's doing just to hear you.

-He's not surprised often, but this is one of those times-

-Would definitely brag about you to his friends and would boast in Chuuya's face for being able to get such a talented s/o-

-He'd make you sing that suicide song he's always listening to-

-There'd be a time where you'd be singing to yourself, not even knowing he's there and he's just been behind the corner recording it- Would definitely set it as his ringtone and watch it over multiple times-

The words flew from your mouth as you gently moved to the song. The moonlight shone upon you. While Dazai was just standing behind the wall watching you with shock. Never in his life had he heard a voice so... Pure. Oda would've loved to hear something so sweet.

A small smile formed on his lips as you finished the song. "Ah! Belladonna! Why didn't you tell me you could sing!? I would've loved for you to sing to me!" Dazai exclaimed. "Hah!? How long have you been standing there!?" Y/N exclaims. "How could you keep such a beautiful secret!?" Dazai whined as Y/N's face lit up.

Chuuya:

-Mans was probably so stressed and tired- So when he walked into wherever you were and heard your voice- Bro calmed down instantly-

-If he's not stressed, he'd probably make some smug remark- But otherwise he'll be so sweet-

-He would definetly brag about you to the mafia- And Dazai-

-He'd totally buy you stuff to sing along to or stuff that can help you with your voice- try to deny it all you want, but he will not stop-

-He'd be the type to just listen to you sing. Like he'd just lean up against the wall, and be completely mesmerized by it-

It had been a long day. Mori was making him run all over the place and was making him look over so many papers. So when he finally could come to the home you shared, he was quite surprised to hear such a beautiful melody. Who could sing like that? It surely couldn't be you, could it?

Would follow the sound of the melody until he saw you standing there and singing along. He leaned up against the wall as he watched you sing with no care in the world. The smile on your face was so contagious that he couldn't help but smile as you finished. "Love? Why didn't you tell me you could sing?" His voice rang out. Y/N shot around. "N-Nakahara! How long have y-you been there!?" Y/N exclaimed. Chuuya smirked. "Long enough to know you're a talented singer." He responded.

Atsushi:

-He'd start off by apologizing if he walked in on your singing- Mans is too polite

-But if you don't mind, he'd be so happy if you let him listen to you sing-

-Would 100% give you compliment after compliment- He never gets complimented for things he's done, so he wants you to be complimented-

-Whenever he has nightmares or has some sort of problem, he'd ask you if you can sing to him. Your voice just soothes him.

Atsushi was running late to work and expected to get an earful from Kunikida. But what he didn't expect was to walk in on such a hypnotizing voice. He followed the sound of the voice to see Y/N with headphones and singing along to some song. You'd look over in his direction and would instantly pull off your headphones. "S-Sorry Y/N!" Atsushi apologized. "I-I shouldn't have listened!" He apologized again.

But secretly, he wanted you to sing again. He had never heard a voice like that in all of his years. And he wanted to listen to it again. "N-No, Atsushi! There's no need to apologize! I was the one singing at work." Y/N would state. "Everyone's left on a mission, so I expected to be alone." They admitted. "But I don't mind if you hear me sing." They explained with a gentle smile. Atsushi perked up. "I'd love to!" He exclaimed happily.

Akutagawa:

-If you caught him listening to you sing, he'd make some remark about how he'd never listen to your crappy singing-

-But if you stopped singing after that or became very self-conscious, mans would muster up everything just to apologize and ask you to sing again-

-He'd never admit that he loves your voice-

-Even if he needs comforting, never ask him if he wants you to sing- He'd become so mad and would probably say something harsh. Baby doesn't mean it. He doesn't know what feelings are-

Akutagawa had a terrible day. He saw the Where tiger and Dazai walking around and felt hurt by how Dazai treated Atsushi. How come he wasn't like that with Akutagawa? Was he really that worthless? And to top that off, he screwed up on the mission and got an earful from other subordinates and Chuuya himself. So when he walked in to hear some singing, he was instantly annoyed. Don't they know not to sing so loud?

He'd march up to the room where the singing came from and would be taken aback by seeing you standing there. Had such a melody come from you? Never did he think you could sing so well. "Ah! Akuatagwa! Sorry I was so loud..." Y/N squeaked as they stopped singing. "Tch. Don't make that mistake again. People with that tone of voice shouldn't sing." He decided. No, that's not what he meant to say.. He wanted to hear you sing more. Why did he say that??

Instantly he noticed how you deflated. And as the weeks passed without hearing a single song escape your lips, he decided he need to apologize. So he bought some food he saw you eyeing and pulled you aside from whatever you're doing. "I'm... Sorry for what I said." He apologized. "You.. Have... Quite a lovely voice and I'd love to hear you sing more." He would admit. Please forgive him.

Kunikida:

-If it's during work, he'd probably listen for a second before lecturing you about it being too loud or how you should focus on your work

-If it's outside of work, he probably wouldn't say anything. But you can tell he likes your voice just by his face.

-If he's really stressed or is blaming himself for something, then please sing to him-

-He'd try to compliment you if you're feeling insecure or if he just feels like that- But compliments from him are kinda rare so enjoy it-

Kunikida was about to lose it with how much everyone was slacking. First Dazai forced Atsushi to do his work and now Atsushi can barely function. Then Ranpo just slept the whole day and got mad when he had asked him to do something. So saying Kunikida was stressed was an understatement. He was sitting at his desk working overtime when he heard a beautiful melody echo through. Who could that be? He thought everyone had left?

He stood up and followed the sound of the voice to see you... Doing the work no one would do earlier? His eyes widened as he watched you do it easily... It made him relax, knowing not only the important work was done, but your voice was so soothing to listen to. When it finally ended, Y/N glanced up to see Kunikida standing there. "O-Oh, I'm sorry if I bothered you... I-I thought I was the only one he-" Y/N was cut off. "Please do not apologize. You have a great voice, Y/N." Kunikida interrupted. "And thank you for doing the other idiots' work." He stated nicely.

Ranpo:

-Let's be honest, he already knew you had a good voice- Man has ultra deduction, so of course, he knows you're good-

-But hypothetically if he didn't use that, he'd probably sit up and just look at you with shocked eyes. Or if he's eating, he'd probably drop the food- Would definitely make you buy him more later.

-He'd compliment you like crazy and would ask you to sing to him.

-He'd also brag about you to all the people he can- He'd be like, "Not only am I the best detective, but I have the best s/o. None of you can beat them and their singing." or something along those lines.

-If you sing to him, he'd share his food with you-

He was too tired to go with the others to do some shopping, so he just lay down. He was expecting himself to fall asleep, but couldn't seem to. At first, it bothered him. Until he heard you sing. He rose his head slightly to glance at you in shock. You weren't paying attention to him and were instead reading a book. Did you think he was asleep? Or did you want him to hear you?

Whatever the reason is, he'd just listen to you. There was no need to sleep. Not when he wanted to hear you sing. And when you finished, he'd pout. "Y/NNNN can you sing some more?" He'd beg. Y/N jumped in shock as they glanced at him. "Y-You weren't asleep??" They questioned. "No. Now can you sing again? I'll share some of my food with you.." He whined.

Fyodor:

-It depends on if you're a pawn or not- If you're a pawn, he'd probably think nothing of it and just think, "It's fine, I can replace them" I seriously want to slap some sense into this man-

-But if you aren't, he'd probably invite you to sing while he plays his instruments.

-Wouldn't let anyone else hear you sing. You're his, so only he gets to hear you sing.

-If he's working, he'd probably ask you to sing something. Bonus points if you sing in Russian.

-Please be careful around this man- He strikes me as the type who would treat you like a pet and lock you up in a cage for hours- But hypothetically we're not going with that

"Dear, have you seen m-" He would stop what he was doing as he heard you sing. He had heard many people sing, but not someone with as much talent as you. He'd lean up against the doorframe and would smirk, knowing you were all his. No one but him could hear these beautiful melodies.

"Oh. Fyodor? Do you need something?" Y/N spoke as they finished the song. "I want you to keep singing. Your voice is quite outstanding." He compliment.

Gin:

-She's look so surprised about it- Never had she heard someone with such a beautiful voice

-She definetly listens to music, but she'd think your voice never could compare to any of that

-She'd be too shy to ask you to sing again- She may have a hard shell, but around you it cannot help but fall- Please sing to her. She doesn't have much light in her life.

-If you allow it, she'd record it and make it as her ringtone. But if you don't, then she won't be mad.

-If you asked her to sing with you... Yeah, she'd deny it at first. She strikes me as the type who would be so embarrassed by her own voice and would think she's ruining yours. Please reassure her she won't ruin anything. Baby is too sweet for this world.

Gin was listening to some music as she completed some extra paperwork Chuuya had given her. But just as she was about to get to the good part of the song, her phone died. "Fuck." She grumbled as she pulled out her headphones. Her eyebrows scrunched up in confusion as she still heard music. She glanced around the room and saw you across the room, gently singing to a song you were playing earlier. Her face would head up slightly as she sat down her phone and just listened to you sing. Each word that came out of your mouth sounded so heavenly to her. So how could someone too heavenly be a part of such a dark organization?

Would be cut from her thoughts as you stopped. "You have a wonderful voice." Gin complimented. Y/N looked at her in shock. "W-Weren't you listening to your own music!?" They exclaimed. "I was. But my phone died." She explained. "But I'd rather hear you sing than listen to my phone." Gin admitted with a small smile.

Kouyou:

-Would be so surprised. She's never heard a voice so innocent before.

-If it's a sad song, you might just catch her tearing up. I feel like it might remind her of the hope she once had to leave the mafia. Please hug her.

-She'd ask for you to sing for her quite a lot. Would always enjoy hearing you sing, no matter what song you're singing.

-I can't decide if she'd ask you to sing in her brothel or if she's like Fyodor where you're hers so no one but her should hear your voice- So you can decide that headcannon

-Just like Chuuya, she'd try to buy stuff that'd help you with your voice or if you feel you want more training, she'd pay for your lessons. Even if you said you'd pay for it yourself- There's no fighting with her, just like Chuuya-

Kouyou was walking through the hallway when she heard a beautiful voice echo along the walls. She tilted her head in slight confusion as she followed the sound. It led her straight to your office, so she gently opened the door to see you sitting in your chair singing along to such a... Sad song. Kouyou couldn't help but feel speechless. The last time she had felt so happy hearing music was when... She tried to leave the mafia.

A few tears formed in her eyes as the thoughts of everything happening. How badly she wanted to leave the mafia, how she had hoped she could escape. But when they were caught... How all that hope drained. She had never felt that again until now. Hearing your voice being so pure, so delicate... So full of hope. She couldn't help but feel slightly sad.

"Oh, Kouyou how long ha-Are you alright??" Y/N spoke up as they rushed over to the tearful women. Kouyou smiled. "I'm fine. I just... I never expected to hear a voice like yours. Thank you, Y/N..." She whispered as she brought Y/N into a hug. "Please continue to sing." She begged gently.

Higuchi:

-You know her face when she found out Gin was a girl? Yeah, she'd be pulling that face-

-How come you never told her!? You're so good!

-Would probably lecture you for a while about how you should've told her you can sing that well. Wouldn't forgive you either- unless ... You sing to her a bunch.

-Would always cheer you on. She's like your chief supporter.

-Would never judge you if you make a mistake while singing. IN fact, she'd probably fangirl about how cute you are-

-She strikes me as the type who gets stressed very easily and doubts herself quite a lot. So if you sing to her during those times some sort of comfort song, she'll be so happy.

Higuchi was feeling quite insecure. She didn't possess any sort of ability, nor did she possess a lot of strength. Her own people would tell her that on a daily. So more than anything, she wanted a hug from you. But what she didn't expect... Was the beautiful voice she heard. At first, she thought it was just some mafioso who had brought in someone. But... The more she listened to it, the more it sounded like you. So she followed the sound until it led her to your office. Her mouth dropped as she watched you sing without a care in the world. How come you didn't tell her you could sing this well?? Did you not trust her enough??

"Ack! Higuchi! How long have you been standing there!?" Y/N exclaimed as they jumped slightly. "I should be the one asking YOU questions! How come you didn't tell me you could sing so well!?" Higuchi screeched out as she rushed over. "S-Sorry... I didn't think my singing was that good." Y/N apologized. "Not good!? You're amazing! And don't apologize unless you promise to sing more to me!" Higuchi exclaimed.

Yosano:

-Would punish you for not telling her-

-But on a serious note, she'd have you sing constantly- She just loves your voice too much

-She doesn't get stressed often, but when she does, please use your voice to bring her back. It'll make her fall harder for you.-

-Would also brag to everyone about how good you are- Not just at singing either

-She'd sing with you all the time as well. I seriously want to sing with this woman too-

She had been at work for quite a long time since SOMEONE decided to try to drown themselves again. And truth be told, she was quite exhausted. She just wanted to come home to you and have you cuddle her until she wasn't exhausted. But instead of being greeted with you watching a show, she was greeted with you dancing slightly to a song in the kitchen. Your voice rang off all the walls as you paid no attention to your surroundings.

Yosano could feel her heart pound as a heat filled her face. You sounded so... Calming. Your voice was nothing like she had heard before. So, she slipped off her shoes and approached you. "Y/N?" She questioned. Y/N shot around in alarm. "Y-Yosano! I- I thought you weren't coming back tonight!" Y/N exclaimed. "Of course I was. Healing patients may take time, but I shouldn't ever be gone overnight." Yosano denied. "But since you kindly hid that beautiful voice of yours, I think you need to be punished for it." Yosano stated as a sadistic smile formed.

Poe:

-He'd be so surprised and also flustered

-Would apologize thousands of times for overhearing you

-He's also too shy to ask you to sing for him. But please do- Your voice gives him so much inspiration and brings him so much joy-

-He'd probably ask you to sing him to sleep if he really can't sleep. His mind is just a complete jumbled mess, so your voice makes it less crazy.

-If he's really sad or feeling like a failure, you better sing to him. He'd probably cry because of how much you care for him. Please legalize men crying- It's not at all a weakness >:(

-Would have so many things dedicated to you- From small parts in stories to you having a story based on you.

-Would also be flustered and would probably faint if you read said items-

Poe leaned back in his chair as writer's block flowed through his veins. He had been experiencing it for quite a while and no matter what he did, he couldn't seem to get past it. It was frustrating him to no end. He had so many books that needed working on, but he just couldn't find any motivation to write! He sighed in slight annoyance as he closed his eyes to gain some spark of motivation. But ended up opening them again as nothing came to mind.

He perked up slightly as he heard a beautiful, melodic voice from the room over. He slowly leaned forward and stood up. The floorboards creaked under his weight as he approached the door. Smaller pitter patters followed him as Karl followed behind him curiously.

And as he walked into that room, he was so surprised to find you looking at him in shock. "I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to b-be nosey!" Poe apologized instantly. "Y-Your voice was just too tempting to ignore! I'm so sorry!" He apologized again. Y/N chuckled. "There's nothing to be apologizing for, Poe." They denied. "A-Are you sure? I feel bad." He whispered. "It's completely fine. I wouldn't sing this close to you if I wasn't okay with it." They pointed out to him as they walked over. "Y-You don't become nosey about my stuff, so I still feel b-bad." He apologized. "How about I sing to you again, then? This time, you shouldn't blame yourself." Y/N stated calmly. His face heated up. "Y-You'd sing for me again? T-That'd be wonderful!" He exclaimed.

Thanks for reading! Hopefully, it wasn't bad, as I had a lot of fun writing this. Remember, you can always leave comments or private message me if you like this content. :)

[aarcanechaoss]

Hey❤

Can you do a fic for BSD characters with a pregnant s/o.The characters can be be Chuuya,Ranpo,Atsushi.

I can indeederoo you didn’t give me much detail but I’ll just go for it ~~~ I aged Atsushi up imagine he’s 25 or smth

Chuuya Nakahara

You announced the pregnancy in a pretty cute way, you bought a little suit and naw it was just adorable because your Husband had just come home from work and was feeling a little brain dead

Chuuya stared at you for a solid ten minutes after he figured out that meant your were pregnant but as soon as he processed it he pulled you in for the biggest hug ever ~ this stays a secret for as long as you both can keep it such

The first person he does tell is Koyo

Throughout the pregnancy he’s there as often as he can for the highs and lows and scares and joys even when he has to work- the baby kicked? Suddenly he’s got the day off absolutely fuck the PM

You get a food craving? He’ll get it but if it’s too weird he may make himself busy so he doesn’t have to be asked to try it lmao

He feels super proud, excited and scared to become a father. He doesn’t want his kid to have his abilities- if you have some he hopes they have yours otherwise an ability free baby sounds alright to him. He doesn’t want to feel afraid but he’s scared that somehow his time before the sheep will come and take you away - it won’t he won’t let that happen

And when the time comes for you to give birth regardless of where he is he’s there. No missions during the due month nothing at all so he can be there and hold his child with you.

He’d make a pretty good dad especially since when he held them the first time he just knew he’d do absolutely anything for them

Ranpo Edogawa

You the audience may think he already know but no… no this man is so blind to it that you have to just tell him, don’t bother with cute clues he won’t get it

He’s very cute about it though, he’s not really ready to be a dad but he’s super excited about it because he genuinely thinks he’ll be the best dad ever

The first person he tells is obviously Fukuzawa before about a month later (at your pleading) telling the others in the office who are all very excited for you and your snack loving partner

This man will eat your food cravings with you, no matter how strange it could end up being or even if it’s just some toast with butter on it he’s willing to eat them with you - and if you are a cook? Bro your dinners are gonna be the best

When it begins to really hit him that hey his partner is having an actual child he gets worried for a little while, he knows he himself can act like one at times but he’s fully prepared to be there for you

And you know that little moment parents get when they see their child for the first time? Yeah he gets that and while he might go overboard sometimes he’s a really good dad with a really sweet baby

Atsushi Nakajima

Please give him a tiger plush that just says it straight up. He may be in his 20’s now but he’s still just a big softie

Though he does panic immediately after being told. It’s not that he doesn’t want kids with you he does, he wants to be the best fiancé ever but it’s a little stunning is all. He’s over the moon, joyous beyond measure but scared because he doesn’t want to end up like the Headmaster

The first person he tells is obviously Kyoka his little sister but he also tells Yosano because hey she’s a doctor and maybe she can help with the whole morning sickness thing because he gets queasy every time you get it

He’s such an incredible partner (it’s why you agreed to marry him) he’s giving you back rubs, foot rubs, food runs everything possible because his anxiety is through the roof and he wants to be the best fiancé I’m existence to you.

He is so scared he’ll miss milestones too but slowly he gets into his own groove of it and realises he isn’t missing anything and is just over the moon every time he sees your round belly and he’s just like I have a little kitten in there (or something else sickeningly cute)

Like Ranpo though he gets that immediately click with his baby and he doesn’t want to take his eyes off them (you hope the baby has his eyes at that)

[dreamkidddream]

can i request and Akutagawa x reader first meeting in an alleyway for a mission, and Akutagawa really found an interest in her, but the reader is chuuyas sister, and Chuuya is really overprotective of her because... why not💀

you can decide whether it’s fluff or whatever i mean preferably fluff but whatever you want i’ll survive

This made me laugh out loud cause imagine Chuuya threatening Akutagawa to take care of you or else and he’s just standing there confused like 🧍 also I might have gone off track from the request so my bad 😞

CW: minor language cause it’s Chuuya and I was gonna out a spoiler warning for Akutagawa past/S2 but then I realized I didn’t name drop so we’re good 🤠

Chuuya’s not stupid.

He’s far from it really.

So he doesn’t understand why his damn sister and his subordinate think he is!

You think he doesn’t notice those longing glances Akutagawa gives you when he thinks you’re not looking? How his tone doesn’t necessarily match the harshness of his words? How he just practically became your shadow, going anywhere that you were? God, it makes him cringe when he sees how awkward he is when he tries to hold a conversation with you, sounding so stiff that he pities him. Then he remembers who he likes, and it gets his blood boiling all over again.

It’s the most obvious thing in the world that Akutagawa likes you, and even if he feels a headache coming on, he can’t help but feel a little bit sorry for him. He’s been acting as a mentor for him since his…original one left (and he still wants to beat his face in because of all the damage he’s done) but in a much better and healthier way. He’s treating Akutagawa as a real person, not just a weapon for the Port Mafia, and this included helping him in any way he could and actually bonding with him outside of their work. Neither one of them were blessed enough to have a normal upbringing, but Chuuya was going to try his hardest not to remind him of that whenever he needed him on stuff that seems simple. Like this whole situation- that he would have been more than happy to help if the crush wasn’t on his little sister!

Chuuya loves you, you’re the only family that he has, so you can’t really be mad at him for reacting this way. He dealt with you joining the Port Mafia, but to have somebody ogling at his sister on a daily basis? He’s cracking his favorite wine glass just thinking about it!

He knows that while Akutagawa “looked up” to his old mentor, didn’t mean that he was a carbon copy of the guy. He still has his own sense of morals, even if it was…twisted at times. He realizes that he’s smart and confident in his ability, but is dense as hell when it comes to anything social.

But he is cruel enough however to make him regret being born if he finds out that he did anything to you-

“Akutagawa.”

Which lead to him confronting said boy (who’s honestly confused) outside of this new cafe you’ve been dying to go to.

“I don’t know what your plan is with my sister, but it better not be any funny business! I see you trying to sneak around with her- what you think I don’t see that?! I’m not a dumbass like- GRRR just listen! If you do anything to (Y/N), I’ll swear I’ll make you regret it. I may like you, but don’t think for a second that I-“

“Won’t hesitate to crush you and blah blah blah- Are you done yet? You’re kinda spoiling our tea here.”

And then you came outside, holding onto your sweet treats waiting to be shared.

“I- shut the hell up! Who do you think you are talking to your older brother like that?!”

“Your younger sister who’s tired of you stalking us!”

“STALKING?! Excuse the hell out of me for being concerned!”

“Oh stop pouting. And just because you’re concerned doesn’t mean you have to send people to follow us every time we step out of the office.”

This was just a blow up waiting to happen, honestly. You don’t know why your brother thinks you’re just the most oblivious person on the planet, but he does. Actually oh wait- you do know why! Because he’s your dumbass older brother who thinks he knows everything and that you don’t. And you noticed how much hovering he’s been doing ever since you started hanging out with Akutagawa more.

You guys aren’t even dating!

Yet.

But that still doesn’t excuse his behavior. Sending people to follow you guys, popping up when you guys get even a millisecond alone, openly glaring at him so much that you don’t think he even realizes it anymore.

“Now can you leave us be? You’re causing a scene here and look! You’re upsetting Aku!”

“AKU?!” You even have a pet name for him now?! And poor Akutagawa is just…lost on what’s going on, along with the other bystanders.

“Anyway BYE big bro that’s ironically short, see you at home! Don’t try to kill anyone and quit being a weirdo!” You yelled, dragging Akutagawa away as quick as possible.

“Hey! Don’t walk away from me when I’m talking to you- HEY! THIS ISN’T OVER YOU TWO! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!”

“Yeah it’s like we live at the same place or something!”

“I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU-”

You two were already crossing another street when he just gave up. The nerve of you, ugh you act too much like him sometimes. You’re too headstrong and stubborn like him, but he really is just watching out for you.

But then he sees how relaxed Akutagawa is around you, how he’s letting you in slowly but surely, and he starts to think that…there’s a chance that he might be able to deal with this-

“Wait- SHORT?!”

Then he’s foaming at the mouth again.

Bonus:

“…Aku?”

It seemed that your little nickname caught Akutagawa off guard too.

“Like it? I know I’m just the best at-”

“Don’t call me such a ridiculous name in front of people ever again.”

“Hm…so only when it’s just us, got it.”

Even if it wasn’t verbal you could tell that he agreed, if trying to turn his face away from you was any indication.

He’s not the friendliest guy, and he can be cold, but he’s trying, and you can see this going somewhere.

You can tell he does too.