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Ahh Ty for the tag Phoenix!!!
I was tempted to do makas outfit but in my head itâs always bleach
Tags: @kitnootkat @snail-squasher and whoever else would like to join!!!
hereâs a sweet picrew to help you end your weekend on a bright note! open tags, as always đ€
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KENMA KOZUME X FEM! READER
WHEN THE NEKOMA TEAM FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP
(2.4K words, fluff)
Kenma wasnât the type of guy to project that he was in a relationship, heâd much prefer it to beâŠsecretive? If thatâs what youâd call it.
Of course he wants to show off his partner, posting them on his socials, holding their hand in public etcâŠ
But being the type of guy Kenma is he was too much afraid to do that and with his volleyball teammates constantly teasing him for every little thing he does, he felt that if he ever got into a relationship he'd vow that theyâd never find out.
So when he got close to the girl in his class (you) whoâd always come up to him and start to make a conversation despite his dry responses too busy focused on the game console in his hand, he came to a genuine realisation that he liked you. That freaked him out a little, heâd never had feelings for anyone before so he didnât know what to do.
But eventually one thing led to another and Kenma had the guts to ask you out and your relationship with him bloomed from there.
You knew very well Kenma was the type of guy who kept himself and his life private, you knew that when getting into a relationship with him. But it honestly didnât bother you, you preferred it that way.
You wouldnât have all your friends teasing you and trying to mess up the relationship you had together and half the school gossiping about you both. So when Kenma subtly hinted heâd like to keep your relationship somewhat private you happily obliged.
Youâd been going out for almost 3 months now and had still managed to keep your relationship with him a secret.
Both of your friends simply thought you were just good classmates, of course youâd get teased by your friends occasionally saying âhow cuteâ you looked together but you shrugged it off.
âKen you have to go to volleyball practice youâre already 5 minutes lateâŠâ you sighed at your boyfriend tucking some of his hair behind his ear, as you were led against the wall outside the sports hall his body facing you, almost cornering you so you couldnât escape.
You were slightly hidden away so nobody could see you tucked at the side of the sports hall building outside.
âBut mâtired I just wanna go homeâŠcuddle with you n stuffâ your boyfriend muttered now burying his face in the crook of your neck whilst you combed your fingers through his hair getting rid of any small knots at the end.
âAnd we canâŠafter your practice mkay? youâve got some important games comin up, your teammates need youâ you tried to convince him.
âNo they donât-â
âKenma Kozume youâre one of the most valued and important members on that team please shut upâ you interrupted him frowning.
âWow full name you must be annoyedâ he scoffed still buried into your neck.
âKen please? You know Kuroo will eventually come out to find you so just give upâŠand what if he sees us together hm?â
ââŠFineâŠbutâŠI want a kissâ he pulled his head out from your neck now looking at you slightly frowning.
You sighed leaning in to lock lips with him your arms slowly finding their way around his neck and you close the space between you both, Kenma groans deepening the kiss as his hands grip your hips bringing your body so it pressed against his.
Kenma gently pressed you against the wall protecting the back of your head with his hand. Your sweet lips continued to press against him with a light hum, all of Kenmaâs frustration going into that one kiss his groans getting louder.
You pulled away feeling yourself losing oxygen a slight pout formed Kenmaâs lips as he tried to connect your lips again. As he was declined by the finger on his lips he groaned.
âPlease?â
âNo go to practiceâ
âFineâŠyouâll be waiting in the library for me right?âŠâ
âAs always..â as you gently took the games console out his hands and pushed him to the gym door.
As Kenma entered the gym he of course got another scolding from Kuroo and a full interrogation.
âSince youâre late youâll have to help Lev with his attacksâ Kuroo huffs pointing to the boy doing his warm-ups with a pout since he was a minute or two late and was punished with doing some diving drills.
âDo I real-â
âYesâŠnow goâ
Kenma sighed making his way to Lev a volleyball tightly gripped in his hand, he wasnât ready to go through hours of training with a player who could barely play.
But it was his fault for spending all his time with you behind the gym, part of him regretted it now knowing he had to practice with Lev but spending time with you was worth anything.
The pair practiced their attacks with Kenma constantly having to correct Lev on his technique, but the younger boys mind was occupied with this one question.
âKenmaâŠdo you have a girlfriend?â Lev questioned his upper classmate, his voice carried the gymnasium with the others sparing the two a glance and shrugging Levâs question off as a joke.
Kenma Kozume? The quiet setter? A girlfriend?âŠyeah Lev was just being his stupid self getting on Kenmas nerves, but in that moment the setters heart dropped.
ânoâŠjust work on another attackâŠâ he replied trying to act all nonchalant but holy shit his heart was racing praying he would take the hint and drop the subject.
âThen who was that girl you were kissing at the side of the gymnasium? thatâs why you were late right..?â the younger boy frowned with confusion obviously not letting the subject go.
The entire room went silent.
Kenma swore his soul left his body. His hands stiffened around the volleyball, and for a moment, he debated launching it at Levâs head just to shut him up.
Kuroo, who had been casually stretching, suddenly straightened up, his sharp eyes locking onto Kenma with newfound interest. âWait. What?â he asked, his voice teetering between amusement and disbelief.
Yaku, who had been taking a sip of water, nearly choked. Kaiâs eyebrows shot up in surprise. Even Inuoka stopped mid-jump serve to turn and stare.
Kenmaâs fingers twitched. He had to think fast. âLev,â he muttered, keeping his voice as bored as possible, âyou really should get your eyes checked. I wasnât kissing anyone.â
Levâs brows furrowed in confusion. âHuh? But I sawââ
âYou didnât see anything,â Kenma interrupted quickly, giving Lev a sharp, warning glance. If Lev had an ounce of self-preservation, heâd drop it.
But, of course, Lev didnât.
âBut she wasââ
âLev.â Kenmaâs voice dropped lower, unamused. âDrop it.â
Lev blinked, mouth slightly agape, clearly trying to piece together if he was imagining things or if Kenma was just that determined to keep it a secret. Kuroo, on the other hand, smirked, now walking over and slinging an arm over Kenmaâs shoulders.
âKenma,â he drawled, eyes gleaming with mischief. âMy dearest childhood friend. Are you hiding something from us?â
Kenma exhaled through his nose. He knew that look. Kuroo was going to be insufferable about this.
âNo.â
Kuroo gasped dramatically, clutching his chest. âKenma! Lying? To me? This is a historic moment.â
âGo away.â
âBut Lev sawââ
âHe saw wrong.â
âI dunno, Kenma,â Yaku chimed in, crossing his arms. âLev might be an airhead, but I doubt heâd make up something that specific.â
Kenma shot Lev a glare, and the younger boy flinched, finally realizing the mess he created. âUh⊠Maybe it wasnât Kenma?â Lev tried weakly. âMaybe it was someone else who looked like him?â
âWow, Lev, great save,â Inuoka snorted.
Kuroo grinned. âDonât worry, Kenma. If youâve got a girlfriend, weâll find out eventually.â
Kenma rolled his eyes, but inside, his brain was scrambling. He needed to be more careful. If even Lev managed to catch him slipping, then it was only a matter of time before Kuroo or someone else found out.
He sighed, rubbing his temple. Practice was going to be hell after this.
And the worst part? He still had to explain to you that youâd been seen.
After what felt like the longest practice of his life, Kenma trudged toward the locker room, mind buzzing. The team had dropped the subjectâat least for nowâbut Kurooâs knowing smirk and Yakuâs occasional side-eyes made it clear they werenât letting this go anytime soon.
Kenma sighed, running a hand through his hair. This was exactly why he didnât want anyone knowing about your relationship. The teasing, the interrogationâit was exhausting. And Kuroo? Heâd turn it into a whole investigation.
He needed to warn you.
After quickly changing out of his practice gear, Kenma grabbed his bag and headed straight for the library. He knew youâd be waiting, probably curled up in a chair, nose buried in a book or scrolling on your phone.
The thought of seeing you calmed him slightly, but the moment he stepped inside and spotted you, that ease was replaced by guilt.
You looked up from your book, smiling softly as he approached. âHey, Ken.â
He slumped into the seat across from you, letting his head drop onto the table with a thud.
You blinked. âRough practice?â
âWorse,â he mumbled, voice muffled. âLev saw us.â
You froze. âSaw⊠us?â
Kenma lifted his head just enough to meet your eyes, his usual sleepy expression replaced with something more serious. âKissing. Outside the gym. He told everyone.â
Your stomach dropped. âOh.â
Kenma sat up, rubbing the back of his neck. âI denied it. Told him he saw wrong. But Kurooâs suspicious. And if Kurooâs suspicious, Iâm doomed.â
You sighed, closing your book and leaning forward on the table. âOkay, so⊠worst case scenario, they find out.â
Kenma groaned. âExactly. Theyâll never shut up about it.â
You tilted your head, smiling playfully. âIs that really so bad?â
âYes,â he deadpanned.
You laughed softly. âKen, itâs not the end of the world.â
âTo you.â He slouched further in his seat. âYou donât have to deal with them every day.â
You reached across the table, gently taking his hand. âOkay, so what do you want to do? Keep pretending weâre just classmates? Or just⊠let them figure it out?â
Kenma stared at your hand in his, rubbing his thumb over your knuckles absentmindedly. He didnât want to keep lying. But he also didnât want to deal with the teasing.
But when he looked up at you, eyes warm and patient, he knew he didnât care as much as he thought.
ââŠI donât know,â he admitted. âI just donât want them annoying you about it.â
You smiled. âI can handle it.â
Kenma exhaled slowly, squeezing your hand. âThen⊠maybe Iâll stop hiding it so much.â
And just like that, the weight on his shoulders felt a little lighter.
The Next Day
Kenma thought maybeâmaybeâhe could skate by without the topic coming up again. Maybe Lev had already forgotten, and maybe Kuroo would get distracted by something else.
He was wrong.
The moment he stepped into the gym for practice, Kuroo was on him like a hunter sniffing out prey.
âKenmaaaaa,â Kuroo cooed, slinging an arm around his shoulders. âDid you sleep well last night? Thinking about your mystery girl?â
Kenma groaned, already regretting every life choice that led him here. âIâm leaving.â
Kuroo tightened his grip, dragging him back. âOh, no you donât. We need to talk about this.â
âThereâs nothing to talk about.â
Yaku crossed his arms, smirking. âSo you werenât making out behind the gym?â
Kenmaâs eye twitched. âIt wasnât making out.â
âSo there was kissing!â Kuroo gasped dramatically.
Kenma froze.
Shit.
âDamn it,â he muttered under his breath.
The gym erupted.
âI knew it!â Inuoka cheered.
âKenma has a girlfriend?!â Yamamoto shouted, looking personally offended that he hadnât figured it out first.
Kai chuckled, shaking his head. âGood for you, Kenma.â
Lev beamed, bouncing excitedly. âSo I was right!â
Kenma pinched the bridge of his nose. âI hate all of you.â
Kuroo grinned like a cat who just caught a mouse. âSo⊠who is she?â
âNone of your business.â
âOh, câmon, Kenma! You canât just drop that on us and not give details!â
Kenma sighed, knowing there was no escape. âWeâve been dating for a few months,â he admitted. âThatâs all youâre getting.â
âA few months?!â Yamamoto practically choked. âHow did no one notice?!â
Kenma shrugged. âBecause I didnât want you to.â
âMan, youâre good,â Kuroo admitted, impressed. âBut now that we do knowâŠâ He smirked. âWe have to meet her.â
Kenma tensed. âNo.â
Kuroo grinned wider. âYes.â
âNo.â
âYes.â
âIâll quit volleyball.â
âYou wonât.â
Kenma scowled. He really, really didnât want to subject you to this level of chaos.
But Kuroo wasnât letting it go.
And unfortunately, that meant his secret relationship?
Not so secret anymore.
A Few Days Later
Kenma managed to avoid giving his teammates any details for three whole days. He dodged questions, ignored teasing remarks, and physically walked away whenever Kuroo got that look in his eyes.
But he knew it wouldnât last.
So when Kuroo suddenly stopped pestering him at practice, Kenmaâs gut told him something was very wrong.
And he was right.
Because the moment he stepped out of the gym after practice, sweaty and exhausted, he saw you. Standing right outside the school gates, casually scrolling through your phone, completely unaware of the trap you were walking into.
And right next to you?
Kuroo.
Kenma froze.
No. No, no, no.
Kuroo had found you.
You looked up at the sound of footsteps, smiling when you saw Kenma. âHey, Kenââ
âYou absolute menace,â Kenma interrupted, glaring at Kuroo.
Kuroo grinned, slinging an arm around your shoulder like you were best friends. âKenma, why would you hide such an adorable girlfriend from us?â
Your eyes widened. âWaitâthey know?â
âOh, they definitely know,â Kuroo confirmed. âThanks to Lev.â
âSorry!â Lev called from behind Kenma, looking not sorry at all.
You gave Kenma an apologetic look. âI guess the secretâs out, huh?â
Kenma groaned, dragging a hand down his face. âI hate my life.â
âAw, donât be like that,â Kuroo teased, nudging you. âWeâre just so happy for our little Kenma. Heâs growing up.â
âShut up,â Kenma grumbled, grabbing your wrist and pulling you away from Kuroo before he could say anything else embarrassing.
As you walked off, you giggled, squeezing Kenmaâs hand. âItâs not that bad.â
âIt is that bad,â he muttered. âNow theyâll never leave me alone.â
You smiled, swinging your intertwined hands slightly. âGuess youâll just have to deal with it.â
Kenma sighed, looking at you. And despite how much of a headache this was, despite Kurooâs teasing, despite everythingâ
He decided maybe it wasnât so bad.
Because at the end of the day, he still had you.
And that was worth any amount of teasing.
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ITâS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IâVE UPLOADED BUT I MISS IT!! will be making a return but i hope you like this!! <33
if you have any recommendations you want me to write please do share!!
dt: @cosmicbrowniebox <3
#YES SHE FINALLY FINISHED IT#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu x reader recs#kenma x fem reader#Ouuu I love this
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Hi Sry for going Mia Iâve been busy as hell irl and with little things but Iâm gonna comeback soon since Iâm abt to change up my layout with a futaba layout from persona five
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Sorry for lowk going Mia Iâve been working on that najf chapter and then I got sick and now family dramaâčïž but I am working on everything and I see the requests Iâm js lowk so sick I can barley look at my laptop
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On my way! to post a najf deleted chapter!
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tell me why u follow me on anon
i am so baffled why y'all follow my shit blog. explain please.
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preview for the extra part of not a lot just forever when yall get to see the confession scene I deleted since I wanted to finish it badly LMFAO
âDid I not look serious?â he asked her embarrassed in a way that he never would have put this much effort into things like this. Still, he wanted to put the effort in for Yn he wanted to be with her so dearly he would have done anything for her to understand that side to see how badly he yearned to be with her in that way."
#apollos apothecary workshop chats#fanfiction#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu smau#kozume kenma#kenma smau#kenma x you#kenma x reader#kenma#haikyuu kenma#kenmayu#nekoma
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I miss u guys Iâm gonna work on more fics soon Iâve just had a lot of stuff happening n academics stuff to work on but I will be posting sometime this weekend hopefully

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Thank you for the tag Phoenix!!
Lowk was thinking about doing Aizen n me but settled for me and kisuke
No pressure tags @snail-squasher @kitnootkat +whoever else wants to join!
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This is what I do when Iâm not writing stuff for on here I draw my friends as chicken tenders in weird shapes and colors
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Situationship happening so expect that kenma fluff extra from not a lot just forever
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Spanish lessons with Duo!*
If you see an ICE agent, shout âLa Migraâ or âÂĄCorre, la migra estĂ aqui!â
How to pronounce and the translation:
La Migra: La mii-grah The migrations - slang for immigration enforcement Corre, la migra estĂ aqui: Ko-ray, la mii-grah esta ah-kee Run, the migration is here
How can you help? https://unitedwedream.org/resources/know-your-rights/ https://unitedwedream.org/our-work/deportation-defense/ https://www.immigrantdefenseproject.org/know-your-rights-with-ice/ https://crimethinc.com/posters/when-the-police-knock-on-your-door-your-rights-and-options You have rights. You do not have to speak to them. Be safe.
*I am not actually duolingo and Im not posting this on behalf of duolingo.
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feel the heat! âïžđ„đŠ
some older art before i cook smth new
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i couldn't care if y/n killed a man or is some reincarnated deity or works a job i have zero knowledge about, but if the fic starts to feel a bit too american i'm so taken out of it
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i bought miku in fortnite and im forcing her to griddy
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I love tbe fact my grandma served so hard when she was younger like she was so pretty
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