#hawk tuah girl

[poormissgoldberg]

what the fuck

are we all fucking seeing this. whizzer, marvin, and the fucking hawk tuah girl.

[slayingdotfit]

Hawk Tuah 🍆

Spit on that Thang 💦

Tri-Blend black T Shirt

[odinsblog]

👉🏿 https://pubs.aip.org/physicstoday/article/73/7/30/800801/Isaac-Newton-and-the-perils-of-the-financial-South

[irl-loading-screens]

[newwavesylviaplath]

no way in hell my philosophy teacher brought up the hawk tuah girl

[higherentity]

[myfavoritevoices]

Hayley "Hawk Tuah" Williams

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[wingamy24]

people usually seem to forget that

not everyone needs a podcast

[misscromwellsmonocle]

Hawk Tuah Girl (2024) by Travis Chapman

[mrjinx87]

Believe it or not, Hawk Tuah Girl has more class and dignity than the top 3 podcast hosts combined.

[soapdispensersalesman]

I've been keeping this to myself because I refused to give it attention, but the whole hawk tuah meme really fascinates me. As a chronically online meme fanatic, this meme feels like an industry plant of some sort. It's no secret people are often using it in a rather ironic fashion, but even then it still doesn't feel organic. It's no secret there's management and a company behind the meme now, but the whole thing feels like a social experiment from a branding agency, as if she was "manufactured" long before the interview ever happened.

They're most certainly skilled with the "bad publicity is still publicity" marketing, especially in the "millennial curated boomer meme page" circles on Facebook LMAO

Although ngl I feel like many other people would try pursuing similar paths when going viral, but still something feels so off about that meme.

I'm probably just being crazy, a conspiracy theorist, in denial that we've actually managed to get a new meme relevant for longer than 2 weeks, or maybe I just have to accept that I'm getting old and no longer know what's cool and trending on the internet, I don't use TikTok so I'm already missing out on anything on that end, not that I have issues with that XD

Curious how long she will stay relevant, wonder if she's gonna make the meme of the decade by 2029, curious if any of us are still around to determine the meme of the decade.

(Anybody remember the meme of the decade back in the 2010s? It showed me people's declining memories and attention span where Baby Yoda and the "girl fighting with cat eating salad" were the biggest nominees but mainly because they were the most recent memes and freshest in everyone's memory, early 2010s had some neat memes too don't forget lol)

[paulijarmala-blog]

Hawk Tuah girl

[gaykarstaagforever]

What's white privilege?

Being a cishet blonde woman from Tennessee who did a joke about spitting on a dick one time, and now you're the greatest hero who ever lived.

This article isn't sarcastic, by the way.

And I respect the hustle of the sad fuck that got stuck covering this "story." They really try to justify this as a thing, and then on top of that, somehow a good thing, with a full media analysis of the performance style of and regional context behind that time this lady talked about spitting on a dick.

I'm not joking. Read the "article." It's amazing.

However, the claim that she is somehow "the Gen Z Dolly Parton" because she talked about spitting on a dick one time betrays a complete misunderstanding of what all of those words mean. I'd say it's outright offensive, if I wasn't so gleefully fascinated by all of this.

I don't blame this woman for getting sucked into this. But, man, the bar for rewarding white mediocrity has descended to fascinatingly low depths with this. Like, if Taylor Swift and Trump succeeding pisses you off, this is going to make you so mad you'll spit on a dick.

[queen-susans-revenge]

Essay on Marilyn Monroe, Britney Spears, Taylor Swift and Hawk Tuah Girl

Thesis: each of their careers represents a fierce demand to be taken as an individual, in resistance to a crushing outside social/entertainment industry pressure to conform to the archetype of America's Sweetheart (which is by nature both joined and opposed to its equal-and-opposite trope, The Blonde Bimbo).

Conclusion: These two madonna-and-whore archetypes are mutually incompatible but inevitably invoke each other, creating a narrative paradox that tends to maul any woman caught in its focus. Marilyn was destroyed by the vortex; Britney barely survived. Taylor seems to have mastered the art of surfing it. We watch the burgeoning career of the Hawk Tuah Girl with interest and wish her well in her future endeavors