#hawk tuah cryptocurrency

[collapsedsquid]

Hawk Tuah cryptocurrency

[keltonsillyworld]

funny

this is a funny meme. I’m still spiraling though 😼

[roseworth]

i dont know or care about the hawk tuah crypto drama but i honestly respect the hell out of her. she had 1 viral video and she knew that she had five minutes of fame because of it so she used her time in the spotlight to scam men out of millions of dollars. thats the american dream

[themisinformer]

Man Who Spent His Entire Life Savings on ‘Hawk Tuah’ Coin Says He Feels Betrayed

NORMAN, OKLAHOMA - Feeling a deep sense of betrayal by the people he thought he could trust, local man Mark Cardith is reportedly out of all of his life savings after he allegedly spent it all on the “Hawk Tuah” coin, a cryptocurrency named after the viral meme sensation Hailey Welch, better known as the “Hawk Tuah Girl.”

When Welch came out with her own digital currency, Cardith thought that he could trust her. “Well, the Hawk Tuah Girl is all over the internet, so I thought I could take her word for it,” Cardith confessed to reporters. “She said that the Hawk Tuah coin was going to be the future of digital currency, and I believed her. I poured my heart into this coin, only for it to be a waste.”

Indeed, what was originally hyped as the future of online currency ended in catastrophic failure, as the coin plummeted by 99.9% overnight, dropping from a value of $8.23 to $0.000005, leaving key investors like Cardith out to dry.

“I just don’t understand where it all went wrong,” Cardith lamented. “They were saying how the value was going to rise as more people started investing, only for it to drop. It’s like they had no clue what they were doing. I feel deceived.”

Cardith, who was once financially stable, had no choice but to sell his home as a result of his losses. He now lives in his car, meanwhile, Welch quietly deleted all of her posts related to the Hawk Tuah coin on social media and seems to be quietly benefiting from people like Cardith’s investments.

Welch has denied any wrongdoing on her part, claiming that she was only the spokesperson and promoter of the coin and wasn’t super familiar with crypto in general. But to people like Mark, this explanation feels like a slap in the face.

“I was sold a false promise by the Hawk Tuah Girl,” Mark said. “I was sold a promise of glitz, glamor, and all the Hawk Tuah on that ‘thang’ that a man could ask for, only for it all to completely crumble my life.”

Investors in Hawk Tuah coin, including Mark himself, are now filing a lawsuit against Welch and her team, citing severe financial losses. However, it’s unknown if this suit will actually go anywhere.

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[lady-hibiscus]

accepted, here's 6 new predictions and a bingo

Mr. Beast's empire falls, or at least begins to fall as Beast Games is revealed to have a whole lot of exploitation behind the scenes. Amidst the allegations Netflix drops him as a partner

Hawk Tuah girl gets pregnant. The internet thinks they're smart by making fun of this, but they're really playing into her scheme to extend her fame even further

We're not getting GTA 6. Like come on.

Kim Kardashian either runs for city/state office or drops a new makeup/clothing/whatever line and people find out she uses child labor.

Most viral meme of 2024/5 becomes a cryptocurrency. Moo Deng, chill guy, Hawk Tuah no wait that already happened

One of those decade-long mysteries/cyphers/puzzles the internet has been working on for years is finally decoded (Kryptos, real My Immortal author, Pigeon NURP 40 TW 194, etc)

my very specific 2025 predictions

jimmy carter dies, everyone is sad except for chronically online people who dig up something he did 80 years ago

luigi gets 10+ years, internet angry, life goes on, internet forgets he exists by year 2

elon musk and trump have a falling-out and we get to find out if wealth or government is stronger. elon gets deported by march but turns rabid twitter army on trump in turn

zendaya and tom holland get married publicly but then reveal they were married in secret since 2023

olivia rodrigo comes out as bi and converts an entire generation of teenage christian girls who have never kissed a boy

chappell roan and billie eilish fight for the crown as next queer pop icon (formerly held by lady gaga circa 2010s) alternatively: they collab

jojo siwa drops at least two more singles, one is surprisingly fire but no one wants to admit it

taylor swift drops a forty song album with at least seven written by chatgpt, swifties sink further into denial and alienation

at least 5 minecraft movie frames become memes. ex: herobrine and/or alex teased at end credits

song from 1980s goes viral again when ariana grande uses it in a 5 second insta clip. 2 million tiktoks of white people lipsyncing it follow

[satireinfo]

Hawk Tuah Girl Haliey Welch” Crypto Scam

Hawk Tuah and the Crypto Catastrophe: How Haliey Welch Became the Face of Financial Folly In the annals of history, some names stand tall—Alexander the Great, Cleopatra, Albert Einstein. And then there’s Haliey Welch, a social media star turned financial cautionary tale, whose cryptocurrency, $HAWK, soared into the stratosphere of bad ideas before plummeting into the abyss of investor…

[thebsideofthings]

"The commodification of everything is exhausting. Living within the smothering confines of late-stage capitalism is a total nightmare with no escape in sight. It’s understandable why you’d want to cash in on something as peurile and absurd as a sex joke, but then everything becomes about the money. Rising out one jokes means you will inevitably have to start talking about literally anything else, from politics to activism to whatever the hot take of the day is. And it’s all for sale, much in the same way our lives are. Every home is a potential AirBnb, every car a possible Uber, and every Tik Tok clip your route to millions. If you’re lucky, have a decent head on your shoulders and good people around you, you can get through it without falling into absolute mania. But the chances are you’ll most likely end up surrounded by creeps like the Paul brothers who see a quick buck to be made and string you along for the ride. Maybe you’ll get an agent or publicist but usually you’ll be the one trying to figure out the scam from the safe call, and when you’re young, dumb, and full of spit, why wouldn’t you pick the thing everyone says will make you more money? This is not to strip Welch away from the responsibility she bears for being part of a supposed scam, but it is a reminder that the addictive trauma of celebrity corrupts at a record pace."

- "Spit On It: Anatomy of Hawk Tuah, a Microcelebrity Trend Gone Horribly Wrong" by Kayleigh Donaldson in Pajiba

[viraltrendsspot]

Haliey Welch - Hawk Tuah Crypto Drama With $HAWK Coin - Did She Rug Pull?

Haliey created a new digital coin called $HAWK that quickly became super popular, reaching a value of almost $500 million right after it launched. But just hours later, its value dropped by a shocking 95%, leaving many investors upset and confused. Hailey Welch denies any wrongdoing.

[autisticexpression2]

I have absolutely no sympathy for anyone who has lost money investing in hawk tuah coin or whatever.

[blog-by-kij]

Finally. The intersection of ancient artifacts and associated history and modern social media influencer clown discourse. I love it! I AM interested in this ancient form of money AND the answer as to who tf values and buys these peoples cryptoscams!

I Don't Get It

I really don't get it. Hawk Tuah Girl, Boogie 2988, Logan Paul, it seems like anyone can just create a cryptocurrency. Who are the people buying this shit and getting scammed by it? All fiat currency only has value because people place value on it. Whether paper or electronic money has no real practical purpose beyond facilitating trade. Fiat currency created by governments only have value because that government decrees it has value and the people have faith in the stability of that government. If a government collapses it's currency becomes worthless.

So who TF are the people who are assigning value to an electronic currency because Boogie2988 created it? Who sees that a new currency is hitting the market backed by the full faith and credit of Hawk Tuah Girl and thinks, "yeah, that seems like a reasonable means to facilitate the exchange of goods and services in an economy."?

A bundle of Kissi pennies, which were iron rods used as money for hundreds of years in West Africa. They had value because you can make important stuff out of iron unlike Hawk Tuah money.

[ayeforscotland]

In other news, the ‘Hawk Tuah’ lassie launched a cryptocurrency meme coin called $HAWK and it crashed from $500M to $60M in twenty minutes in what appears to be a very obvious rug pull scam.

People who have lost their life savings want to see her thrown in jail.

“I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.” - Things said in bizarro world.

[wilwheaton]

Well, Jake Paul, another internet celeb who has been living out in the fringes of online gutter culture for over a decade now ... signed [Hawk Tuah girl Haliey] Welch to his media company, Betr Media, and is helping her launch a podcast called Talk Tuah. Which is, honestly, excellent branding. But I’m less clear on why anyone would listen to it. Welch has also spent the summer at various cryptocurrency events. Another vector for the “is this really a thing?” phenomenon. This week she’s in South Korea at a conference called Korea Blockchain Week. And, yes, there’s a $HawkTuah crypto coin. There’s apparently a bull run on it right now. But, once again, is there?

The fringes of online gutter culture

This is so gross, I need to take a Silkwood shower.

[real-total-drama-takes]

I might be imagining it but... julia looks like the hawk tuah girl kinda. Right? Maybe all blonde white woman influencers look the same.

After they get together mk gets julia to make a cryptocurrency to scam people with. Just spent my sons college fund on Yuri-coin. Hope nothing happens to it :)

[dostoyevsky-official]

Billion dollar squirrel: Trump effect fuels crypto’s ‘memecoin’ boom

Cryptocurrencies representing a euthanised grey squirrel, a Thai pygmy hippopotamus and a cartoon dog have exploded in value since last month’s US presidential election, as Donald Trump’s victory triggers a surge in speculation in so-called memecoins. The market for tokens representing online viral moments has expanded rapidly since early November as traders bet that Trump’s administration will usher in more crypto-friendly attitudes and regulation in Washington. “They have no value, they never will have value,” Charles Hoskinson, co-founder of the Cardano blockchain, said about memecoins recently. “There’s no utility behind them, nobody wants them — when they lose their lustre they go to zero.” The total market value of CHILLGUY has reached $466mn since it was created two weeks ago. It received a boost when MrBeast, the world’s most popular YouTuber, wrote on X last week that it was the “biggest meme of our lifetimes”. The memecoin frenzy has inspired others to get involved. Haliey Welch, who went viral this year as Hawk Tuah Girl, said last week she would soon launch a token “to unite her entire community”. The market size of PNUT has hit $1.2bn, while PEPE, referencing a comic frog character, has a market cap of $8.2bn — more than that of British supermarket chain Sainsbury’s. BONK, a cartoon dog made after the collapse of exchange FTX in an effort to cheer up traders using the Solana blockchain, has a market cap of $3bn. “Most of these fail and have no liquidity,” said Adam Morgan McCarthy, research analyst at Kaiko. But “these things are like Lazarus if a community gets behind them in force”. [...] “It’s got a little bit silly and it feels . . . like what happened towards the end of the NFT market,” said Geoff Kendrick, global head of digital assets research at Standard Chartered. “At some point, something will happen which will unleash the house of cards and it’ll collapse.”

[rabiesofficial]

At first I was annoyed that hawk tuah got its own talk show or whatever, but finding out the lady rug pulled a cryptocurrency from all those losers is actually pretty cool