#havoc FMA

[igotburnedtoacrisp]

OKAY WHERE DO I START

This post is so long and most of it is just displaying the absolute chaos and stupidity of this team

it's just team mustang, how could anybody not adore them (FMA has side characters that I'm actually attached to and that is IMPRESSIVE. Arakawa truly knew what she was doing)

Hawkeye is there, what more can I say

Ron Mustard. that's it

the captions start off as relatively normal and then it just slowly gets more deranged the further down you scroll. I can feel op's mind slowly numbing whilst collecting these moments and having to write stuff for them

Black hayate is there

team Mustang bullying Ron

Not doing their job

them acting like disorganised children

the team getting distracted just over and over

obsession with havoc's love life.. we're all curious anyway

havoc being a mood in these reports

falman is just that quiet guy in the group that is kind of like hawkeye except he does nothing to stop this

they are the perfect friend group

mustard's love letters

Breda is so chill

oh, and him in the second last image too. tell me he's not amazing

I'm surprised they even were accepted into the military like HOW

Amazing drawing of black hayate, Ron has great art skills

fuery being the youngest of them and therefore they all act as older siblings to him. if you're a younger sibling you know exactly how this goes

whenever any of them go like this :D

either organised or disorganised chaos. no in-between

that 2003 ova for cos and it's descendants of Edward. at some point younger versions of some of the team members appear. just younger versions of themselves in school..? I hope you see where I'm going with this. they would be so fun

they will know eachother for life and never forget eachother

overall? they're the best I love everything about this post and the fact it's all canon too AGVDJDJS

Thank you op for compiling this. I already loved them and now I love them even more

Ah yes, Team Mustang. The hand-selected, elite group of military officers who effectively spend their time…

picking up stray puppies

playing board games 

making paper airplanes out of official documents and throwing them around the room

counting the colonel’s love letters

hooking Havoc up on dates

dreaming of miniskirt armies

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job

sleeping on the job?

[whispers] sleeping on the job

drawing on official military documents

drawing on Mustang’s FACE

cleaning… poorly…

snapping candid photos of the colonel on break

getting so distracted by an order to observe Mustang that all other duties get neglected

getting distracted from THAT distraction to bicker about Havoc’s love life instead

making shadow puppets and telling ghost stories (On duty. Reminder: this is ON DUTY. The Amestrians are paying TAXES for this).

hijacking rich peoples’ cars at gunpoint

dating the enemy

writing terrible song lyrics

bestowing a dog with a military ranking

ignoring reports on terrorism and kidnapping… to instead harangue Mustang about “having” a child

performing plays

legitimately ditching work. since when does a base’s top-ranking officer need to be around?

Is… is that Mustang passed out in a bar? That’s Mustang passed out in a bar, isn’t it? 

Okay. I mean. The excuse may have been false THIS time, but the fact it’s an ACCEPTABLE excuse brings its fair share of questions.

flirting 

forming the Eastern Command Paranormal Investigations Squad 

…….only to be collectively outsmarted by one (1) dog

this

I… I don’t want to know

Yeah. Sometimes it’s better not to know.

I love these guys.

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[memesmadefullmetal]

So we've got Mr. Ho's hoes and Jean Havoc's... Whorevocs? Hoevocs?

Mod Mustang suggested Mr. Ho’s Hoes, so here I am, suggesting Jeanzebels for this one 😌

- Mod Hawkeye 🦅

[the-catmans-offical-2]

Chimera Ed doodles that totally didn't take me like 3 days bc I was procrastinating

I really like the one with Havoc braiding Ed's hair (A scene drawing from the fic ch 4, which I did post I wanted to announce that when I finished this)

Biblically accurate design lmao

[number1greedlingfan]

Mustang was very brave to build his team with a chronically-single french man, a guy who was born for IT in a world without, a guy who's definitely from their equivalent of New York, two orphans that are homeless by choice, his not-wife that he has a suicide pact with, and Vato Falman

[the-catmans-offical-2]

This made me think of Havoc from FMA

How To Validate A Child��s Work Without Swearing and Saying “Lil Dude That’s Fuckin Sick”

[fantastic-nonsense]

infuriating that it's been 15+ years and so many people still get Roy killing Lust wrong

"it's ironic that Lust was killed by a womanizer" "Lust was killed by a man who lusted after power" NO! Lust was killed by a man who did it because of love.

It's ironic that she was killed by a man who uses his (false!) public reputation as a womanizer to conceal the fact that he is one of the most steadfastly loyal people in Amestris. It's ironic she was killed by someone whose entire motivation revolved around gaining the power to help others. It's ironic that he killed her for threatening his people.

Lust was killed because Roy refused to let Havoc die, because he refused to let Riza throw away her life. He killed her because he refused to die without making sure the people he loved were safe. Lust was killed because of love. That was the point.

[tizeline]

"Team Mustang"? 🤨 Erm, no?? 🤨 This is clearly Team Elric! 🫵

Anyway, ya'll know what's up, October 3rd, happy burning-down-house-day, yipee!

Also bonus doodles-

[thatmightyheart]

posting royhavoc all by myself

[courtmartialme]

hyuai dynamic in my delusion world. riza didn't really like hughes at first because she wasn't used to such a cheerful personality, and also kinda judged him for building a family after all they've done, but she eventually warms up to him. on the other hand hughes always liked her and enjoys telling her about his family because she's a very good listener :^) did you know hughes calls her "riza-chan" in one of the fma games i think that's important

[hyolks]

dance with a devil

[ruushinynerve]

Papa Roy version?

[andreacsenge]

T E A M M U S T A N G

[klainelynch]

An irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts. Where everybody, regardless of race, creed, color, or degree of inebriation is welcomed. Its warm yellow glow, a beacon of hope and salvation, inviting the hungry, the lost, the seriously hammered, all across the south, to come inside. A place of safety and nourishment. It never closes, it is always, always faithful, always there for you. - Anthony Bourdain

If you have never been inside of a Waffle House before: trust me when I say that @allysketches brought every detail to life with absolute perfection!! I swear I can feel the stickiness of the floor when I look at this art (affectionate). The details of the restaurant are as perfect as the details of the Team Mustang dynamic (can you tell who are the seasoned pros and which one of them is eating here for the first time?), and I have already flailed about how much I love this for 249832940 years 💖

This was a commission of a scene from my fic smothered and covered; if you are interested in commissioning some high quality art of your own, definitely go to @allysketches !!!

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

Happy holidays to @ajfoxships !! This prompt was so fun to work on!!

the FMA gift exchange is hosted by @rene-of-the-blackouts ✨

[dyingroses]

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood + text posts and stuff

[number1greedlingfan]

autism be damned i can cook