#having friends that kin characters then people simp for said characters

[gh0stchoir]

head buried in hands

[mugeesworld]

One Piece Fans Green & Red Flags!!

I seen someone do this on tiktok and thought I would do some of my takes😋 this is as a joke so don't take it to heart

Also these are HELLA specific so don't ask how I know I just do ok

Green

The one piece fans that are still in alabaster and instead of watching one piece they are scrolling on the tiktok # of it. +extra points if you're already doing fanart of them.

non binary luffy/chopper fans (quite silly people I enjoy your company. You probably have a saved collection of videos of cats with silly sounds. Don't lie to me ik you do)

Asexual Zoro and luffy fans

Platonic Nami and luffy shippers (ya know like brother sister dynamic)

Female plus size sanji fans (cough cough me. But I've seen all y'all out their. You freaky bitches)

Usopp fans (enough said)

People that love the usopp and Nami bestie duo.

Dadan fans (period)

People that make fanart of zoro and chopper being cute

People that draw robin with that one nose shape and also draw her like that one lady from criminal minds.

FROBIN SHIPPERS (RAHHHHH🔥🔥⁉️⁉️⁉️🗣️🗣️)

Trans men Franky fans (you started wearing button ups over t-shirts huh. Elite style and funny as hell)

Female Franky shippers (Bless y'all. Y'all my favs probably. Making the best edits I swear. Probably looking for a man's like Franky cause you kin robin)

LESBIAN NAMI FANS (PLEASE LOVE ME ALL Y'ALLS COSPLAYS BE EATING SO HARD BABES)

Nami x Vivi shippers (yeah😋)

Introverted female robin fans (hit my line)

Female buggy fans

Trans men zoro fans

FEMALE OR TRANS MASC WHITEBEARD STAN'S (very rare to come across. Y'all great but y'all need to heal your dad issues)

People that don't leave out Franky, jinbei, and brook in writing stuff

People that write for Franky in general.(he needs more love)

Marco simps (brave soliders right here. You really picked that mf? Yeah me you. IT'S ABOUT PERSONALITY OK???)

Sanji fans that actually find his training arc fun and not gross

Female Mihawk stans (naughty gal😼 you like them cold)

You know what?! Any trans masc one piece fan that picked a character and was like. Yep! He's literally me! Im literally him!

Jinbei fans (you guys are either sweethearts or middle school boys(the mean kind)

Brook fans that do fanart. (See cause y'all gonna eat every time)

Bon clay fans that actually like him and don't just make fun of him.

I forgot his name. Umm Coby? I think? Yeah Coby fans.

Rayleigh simps (insert sound *I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's! She really is hungry!* Me too girl me too.)

Same for garp ^

The people that been making the shanks love actions edits 😋

People that make corecore/hopecore edits of one piece

Ik I've said it a bunch but the drawing community that has been carrying the one piece fandom on tiktok. (Ty for blessing us)

Plus size one piece fans +points if you cosplay

That hot old lady that took chopper in and the hot old lady with Rayleigh fans. (Those two would be such good friends and serve some major cunt. Drawers! Get to it you know what to do.)

Red

Sanji and zoro fans that ARE CONSTANTLY BICKERING IN COMMENT SECTIONS ABOUT POWER LEVELS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH SHUT UP

People that feel the need to tell sanji fans about Fishman Island every chance they get as if other characters don't have their red flags. I said it.

That one person in every comment section with a luffy profile pics saying the most absolutely rude or embarrassing thing ever like "post the on IG reels" (you are immature and not in a good way like luffy)

Zoro fans that's also like Patrick Bateman for the wrong reason

"Yamato is a woman" ("we'll actually Oda said 🤓" EHHHHHHHH *family Feud buzzered noise.* GET OUT)

People that shit on the one piece live action cast. (specifically the ones complaining about nami and her sister. BOY I OTTA!)

People that talk shit about big mom just cause she fat. Like babes so is your mom....

People that still watch one piece and try to say how much they love it but are racist, homophobic, transphobic. When one of the biggest things for luffy is to not be judgemental. You are not him⁉️🗣️ you are a asssss

Akianu fans.

MOST black beard fans (I ain't forgiving no one for what he did to whitebeard I'm not hearing it)

"Zoro would kill the whole crew for luffy🤓" would you kill your whole friend group/family for your best friend/mom or dad..... I didn't think so.

People that hate on English dub watchers. I'm a slow reader y'all. Plus it's hella funny.

People that weren't at least a little mad about GARPS actions in marine ford.

Nami x luffy. Robin x Law. And robin x zoro shippers. Also Any gross illegal ones with gross age gaps.

Thats all I can think of right now!

[shellyswirlz]

I might need a little comfort here...?? /nf

I'm still extremely messed up from the other night when a person on Discord said their friend simped for Shroomy.....Jssjsjsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsn..,

I know I might seem like a hypocrite cause I have a uh... Bit of a crush on him myself...,, but when it's someone else doing it especially SOMEONE'S FRIEND I feel extremely uneasy.., Maybe because I feel extremely attached to him and I literally KIN HIM..?

"Karen x Shroomy" is fine obviously that's a good ship and Karen is a great character..! I love Karen sm! People can love Shroomy obviously..! He was made to be a character everyone should like! But please don't bring up that you CRUSH ON HIM/SIMP FOR HIM IN FRONT OF ME. Especially if it's SOMEONE'S FRIEND. If this were to keep going on I'm blocking y'all /srs

The thought of the friends goofing off talking about smooching smg4 characters and one of them is my highest fictkin makes me feel sick to my stomach..

Gosh I really don't feel ok..,, Is this normal? I've been struggling with this issue literally every single time a new hyperfixation appears..,

[feathersketchcreations]

so the glowing blitz silhouette from the look my way MV inspired me to draw Remi in the same pose because I.. see so much of myself in Blitz. I know I spend alot of my time doing silly goofy meme art as well as oc x Blitz polyamory shipart and while some see it as me being some Blitz fangirl or cringy simp, sure. I guess people can judge me for the gushy self insert characters x blitz shipart. but I don't do this because I'm a Blitz Fangirl. there is a reason I obsess and hyperfocus on Blitz so much and it's because I connect so deeply to him that it's kinda super personal. I know that seems silly.. but I also DO know I'm not the only one that feels the same way. I've seen other blitz fans who kin him and feel the same way I do.

I'm not gonna sugar coat this when I say blitz has a LOT to work on. thats fact. He deals with self hate, he genuinely thinks he doesn't even deserve love or affection, but he feels SO lonely. hes afraid hes going to DIE alone. and he also blames himself for things that were accident, showing he has a pretty bad guilt complex that has made him feel SUPER guilty about his childhood tent fire accident. he also has individuals who hate him as we've seen throughout the series (Verosika, Fizz, his own sister barbie, ect, though we already saw him and fizz make up. which is awesome! ^^) and well.. yea..

theres just.. SO much Blitz goes through as a character.. and me personally, I've been through each and EVERY Single thing he's going through. and yes. it HITS hard...

I know what it's like to self hate. I've been dealing with self hate my entire life. growing up I did a piss poor job building up the self love and seeing my worth. even to this day I still deal with self hate. yea, I know that I have people who tell me my arts good, or that im a good friend, or that I've inspired them, and truthfully yea I know my arts good, and I know I inspire others cause that's always been my goal is to inspire people, and if it works yay! but I am working on myself still. it's a rough road of getting out of the pit of self hate. self love is SUPER hard. my boyfriend even sees how hard it can be and how damaging self hate can be to me. but he still believes in me. just like I know all of my friends in this fandom believe in me. and I think that alone is what helps me try. and seeing Blitz go through this definitely makes me connect and idk. it speaks to me..

I know what it's like to feel like I'm unloveable.. before I met my boyfriend Christian, I had such a hard time with relationships. people used me. cheated on me, abused me. yknow the gist. back in 2015 I was SO close to giving up because I thought I was worthless and unlovable.. I was so fucking hopeless. I felt so unloved, and unwanted and blamed myself... anyone I'd have feelings for, I would get friendzoned, or shot down. I just felt super hopeless until I met christian. we.. admittedly had a rocky start and ups and downs.. but here we are 8 years later, moved in together, and still holding on to one another. I love him to death, and would do anything for him.. and obviously in Blitz's case in the show, after seeing the episode truth seekers, and ozzies, I felt so bad for him. truthfully this is why i made remi. I had MADE remi to ship with blitz to make comfort art of him in HAPPY art pieces because it pained me to see him go through all this stuff in the show. and I seriously can't wait to finally see him SUPER happy with Stolas when they finally get together canonically of course! <3 it's gonna be amazing <3

I know what it's like to suffer from a really bad guilt complex.. I've done and said things I didn't mean in the past.. I'm not gonna sugar coat it, I was AWFUL, but I'm learning from my mistakes.. and I'll be real, I still feel guilty over the things I've said and done because yea. I feel horrible. dispite people I've wronged, forgiving me, and me bettring meself, years later I still feel horrible and have my moments where I'll just sit at my table, stare off and then cry, having an emotional break down. so seeing blitz HATE himself AND beat himself up, and being guilty for the circus fire even though it was an accident.. man it hurts and hits me really hard cause that shit is so relatable...

so.. Idk.. I don't just "simp" or "fangirl" for blitz (I mean I wont deny it I do simp, and fangirl to the extreme lol) I just.. relate to him so much on a personal level it's insane..

so it makes me happy seeing him happy. cause all the poor dude seems to get is big fat F yous in the show left and right, and I draw him shipped with My ocs Remi and Tiziri because both Remi AND tiziri are representation of me somewhat, and because I used to go through what hes going through, It comforts me drawing shipart. dispite what the haters think, Even after stolas x blitz becomes canon, yes, I'm STILL gonna ship my ocs with blitz in my lil AU..

but know I also cannot wait to see stolas and blitz happy.

agh.. I know this is alot. sorry. <XD

I'm kinda emotional rn..

anyway. er. yea. this is my peice. hopefully people kinda understand a little bit of why I stick to oc x blitz ships so much.. and if not hey, thats okay. I get it.

thank you for reading.

artwork was inspired off of the blitz silhouette from the look my way music video

Art (c) me Remi (c) mine helluva boss (c) vivziepop

[cherryblossomsno1fan]

bsd characters except it's conversations/things me and my friends have said

Dazai: everybody attack Atsushi he's suppressing his emotions again

Junichiro: I mean?? same?? but yeah let's focus on Atsushi

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Atsushi: Akutagawa is threatening me send help

Dazai: I mean what else is new-

Kunikida, from a distance: yeah not surprising

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Yosano: shakespeare was bi, yes, but the bi was short for bitch.

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Akutagawa, running in a hallway: aye you can't get rid of shit.

Atsushi, following him: it's me, I'm shit.

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Ranpo: I just choked on ramen and felt it in my nose.

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Dazai to Elise: why do you laugh like a child- oh wait.

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Kenji: does british count as a language?

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Kunikida: no one likes mushrooms until like college but they're really good.

Atsushi: I like mushrooms

Kunikida: so we do have someone with taste in this agency

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Dazai: AYO. OK BUT THAT WASN'T GAY.

Chuuya: yeah, it's not gay if you didn't see it

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Gin: bruh the trump stans are taking it too far

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Q: CRYPTIDS ARE ABOVE GENDER!!! MOTHMAN IS NONBINARY!!

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Kyouka to Atsushi: I'm going to be honest with you right now I have no idea what the fuck it is that we're supposed to be doing but like hell I'm going to admit that

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Fyodor: I wanna be Russia's big daddy

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Q: I'll just pour apple juice in a shot glass and pretend it's tequila

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Mori: children die everywhere!

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Kouyou: there was this girl with a really hot voice but then she started talking about christianity so i just left.

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Atsushi: she also said that I looked gay

Akutagawa: I mean

Akutagawa: she's right

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Kyouka: I'm just gonna chill with my lego baby yoda and pretend i never saw that

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Dazai: I have a ball of aluminium foil I might just choke myself on it

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Chuuya about to use corruption: you've shawtied your last shawty bitch

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Ranpo: *to the tune of money by abba* honey honey honey, where the fuck are you

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Dazai: no. I am a vacuum.

Chuuya, in the distance: that's why you suck

Dazai: yeah well at least I don't swallow, whore

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Hawthorne: God is shining through my window.

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When the ADA watched the dragon prince

Kunikida: why are there so many same-sex couples on this show?

Ranpo: because gay people exist, Kunikida.

Yosano: yeah, don't be a bitch Kunikida.

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Kouyou, drunk off her ass: fuck anxiety, be gay for women

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Atsushi, with the voice of an excited child: iT'S A SQUIRREL AGAIN

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Atsushi: I can see my hair and I look like a lesbian

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Dazai: I knew you weren't straight since you were 2

Akutagawa: how?

Dazai: you were always a fucking fruit.

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Elise: my cat is more gender neutral

Q: I kin that cat

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Nikolai: PACK THE CHICKENS AND UNFASTEN THE SEATS WE RIDE FREE OF THE EXTRA WEIGHT THAT IS OUR HUMANITY AND WE CROSS THE SEVEN OCEAND AND THE 2 SEAS AT DAWN. DONR LET ANYTHING HOLD YOU BACK. THIS IS YOUR MOMENT TO RIOT. MY FRIENDS.MY COLUMNISTS. MY COMRADES. MY RUSSIANS.WE.LEAVE.NOW. OUR TIME IS HERE

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Atsushi: HOW DID I NOT KNOW I LIKED HIM

Atsushi: LIKE HOW DID EVERYONE KNOW BEFORE ME

Dazai: bc you're a dumb gay bitch

Atsushi: fair point

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Dazai: fuck short people and not in the good way

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Kenji: you drenched in pool water dorito

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Naomi: smirks in simp

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Kunikida, talking to the agency: let's face it, we're all just stupid gays

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Ranpo: why do you car turns into lighting mcqueen

Yosano, not even looking up: kachow mamas

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Steinbeck: hi hello I just found Cthulu x reader smut

Francis: who tf is cahtukl

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Chuuya texting Dazai: I HAT =W YOU

Dazai: you hat =w me ok bet

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Dazai: gay (dogatoty)

Atsushi: DOGATOTY??

Ranpo: dogatoty

Yosano: dogatoty

Dazai: NO

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Dazai: hc that bald kurapika is a time traveler

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Fukuzawa: what happened in this damn nightmare of a chat

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Chuuya: Fyodor is definitely homophobic

Dazai: we should all be gay for a day then

Chuuya's closeted ass: yeah,,, haha

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Dazai: "trickshot!" i say as i throw the (closed) lunch container. it in fact was not a trick shot because instead of going in the trashcan it hit my friends arm and exploded everywhere.

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Ranpo: who's my sweet little pigchapm

Ranpo: pig-

Yosano: PIG

Ranpo: MY MISSPELLING DID THAT TO MY SWEET LITTLE PIGCHAMP

Ranpo: MY SLEEP DEPRIVED ASS KEEPS RYLING PIGCHAMO

Ranpo: PIG CHAMO

Ranpo: PIGCHAMP

Yosano: YOU ARE PIG CHANP.

Yosano: CHAMP*

Ranpo: CHAMI

Yosano: pig-chan

Ranpo: NO

Ranpo: yknow what fuck it

Ranpo: "oh pig chan thou eyes shine bright like the mid summer moon and thy thighs are as fat as they come, now make love to me under the moonlight , this holy night before the sun arises and you have to depart for the future" whispered Shakespeare in pig-chans ear

Yosano: I 'OEHHELAHEPP

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Dazai texting the gc at ass in the morning: LOOK YOU KNOW WHAT I KNOW FOR A FACT SHAKESPEARE WOULD USE THE WORD STAN AND THE WORD PUFFERS

Dazai: POGEERS*

Dazai: PEGGERS

Chuuya: PUFFERS

Dazai: POGGERS

Dazai: DAMN IT

Chuuya: shakespeare is my pogchamp

Dazai: PLS

Dazai: "snakspeare is me pogchamo umye lads

Chuuya: what if i pegged shakespeare

Dazai: jail

Dazai: horny jail

Chuuya: #brocken

Dazai: "ah yes shakesapee rhat beard is so hot" moans

Chuuya: write me a poem bitch

Dazai: "talk victorian english to me " moans harder

Ango who supervises the group chat and is the only adult awake: I hate it here.

[clare-with-no-i]

Hello, so good to see you back! You probably are very busy at the moment so only answer this if you have time. But I am very curious who your top 10 Harry Potter characters are? (Not just Marauders era but in general) I´d be really interested in your answer but as I said, no pressure ;)

eeeeEEEEEEEEEE this is a question that has haunted me all day

omg. I am going to do this right now after going to bed at 5am and waking up at 8:30am (shoutout insomnia), so please...please forgive my answers y'all. pls. I know these are going to be obvious and also probably stupid but....I am a simple woman

1. Lily Evans

-I mean. you might be thinking: she had literally no story or substantial characterization in the books clare! but if you're thinking that then you are on the wrong blog, what are you doing here, how did you find me in my hovel. go away. we don't want your logic here, boooo hiss hiss

-this is the princess of the world and I am but her loyal subject

2. James Potter

-also probably not shocking. 1/2 of Jily. the golden boy. the man who deflated his head and inflated Bertram Aubrey's. what is there to say about James Potter that I have not already said in a fic about James Potter?? I wrote the line "when hope left Pandora's box, it must have idled in the breeze for thousands of years, waiting for the day James Potter was born" for this bespectacled menace. I simp for this man at about a 50% rate that he simps for Lily Evans, which is still Significant

3. Harry Potter

-I know this is basic but,,,I love him. no like I love him. and I want him to have had a happy childhood and thus here we are,,,me writing fix-it fics and rereading the entire HP series and giving commentary to my favorite Harry Potter moments. also...there's no need to call me sir, Professor is just one of the sickest clapbacks I have ever heard. how can you not stan this boy? he had a shitty fucking childhood and just used it to be a Good person with Morals? like hELLO

4. Sirius Black

-my sweet multidimensional prince. you are so f--kin hard to write. why are you such a layered masterpiece of a character? why do you have such an incredible tragic heartrending backstory lmk??? like...you could have just been the witty cool guy with the Tresemmé commercial hair, but instead you had to go and become a statement on the radical nature of love in the face of generations of bigotry. wtf? who allowed this who do I talk to about this

5. Remus Lupin

-my beautiful tortured boyyyyyyy when will this man finally love himself, you ask? I cannot give you an answer but I love him enough for the both of us. shhhh not to spoil anything but I already have the scene written for Bond and Free in which he tells A Certain Someone about his Condition and it made me fucking cry writing it! RJL I love your weepy self!!!! I am personally going to Fenrir Greyback's house and beating his ass with a shovel and possibly a very ornate lamp on your behalf!

6. Minerva McGonagall

-the purveyor of Scottish representation and unflappable deadpan in the HP canon. my queen. I essentially want her to rule the world and I wish more people would gd listen to her. and no I am still Not Over the fact that if we had all just heeded her advice then Harry probably wouldn't have had to compete in the Triwizard Tournament and all of the 4th book messiness could have been avoided. I mean. that's what happens folks!! take notes, women are smart™

7. Ron Weasley-Hermione Granger

-I put the two Golden Trio pals together because I love them an equal amount, and also because Romione is superior, and also also because it was cruel of you to only give me 10 spots so I am cheating and making space. nobody said there were rules to this!!!! no but like...for real....who does it better than these two. who. I mean in terms of communication many people do but on a large scale of being Really Good Friends they are just top 5 ever. also powerful bookish witch with a himbo boyfriend? yes pls sign my ass UP.

8. Regulus Black

-I enjoy suffering

9. Bill Weasley-Fleur Delacour

-I would like these two to write a book entitled A Guide to Successfully Navigating the World as an Unreasonably Attractive Couple. also, Fleur Delacour popping back up after her rampant mistreatment (justice for her!!!) in book 4 to LITERALLY become eventual family to a mister Harry Potter? now THAT is what I call horizontal networking. if you know what I mean. tbqh I don't even know what I mean, I'm tired

10. Ginny Weasley

-I have been an OG Ginny Weasley stan since the age of six, people. my mom first read me and my siblings the Chamber of Secrets and I was just like ok! time to project my entire personality onto this minor female character! but seriously...what an arc. what a career. what a monumental cockup on behalf of Warner Bros Studios in representing her character. she is just SO dope and I love how she just Does Not Care about Harry's bullshit and is instead like "you're an idiot and I am smarter than you but also I support you and you're very hot" queen shit!

honorable mentions:

stan shunpike (don't ask), dean thomas, luna lovegood, Molly weasley, pretty much the entire weasley family sans percy!!! I am sorry my beloveds I just needed to rant about these characters more but ilysm

[dingdongitsbees]

OMG I want to see you do this too! Your moots as characters in anime? Btw, I have been reading you Hunger Games AU with Levi and I just want to tell you that you're a great writer! Reading it made me feel like I was there, considering the tears I shed while reading LOL! I have also seen how you interact with people in your asks so I hope we could be friends too!! - Meggy :)

OOOO i have zero braincells so lets see if i can do this

@fleurwritesitsblossom is the character that is the president of literally every club and of course class president, she's always rushing somewhere and at the top of the class, and because of stress load and pressure a lot of people kin her 😭

@dizzyforsuna is the scary character (lmao) who is ready to fight at any given opportunity against anyone that insults her or her friends but can be equally aggressive with her friends but affectionally <3 the result of every single meme from the show

@rinoomi is the sweetest character in the entire show whose constantly drawing and doodling but is also quite direct and is 100% everyone's comfort character, she's like the character that always has the little flower effect around her that blinds everyone in the vicinity with the brightness

@sukosie is the horny character. enough said. no lmao she's the one always cracking dirty jokes that no one else seems to get but is actually quite sweet and flustered when you get to know her more (and when someone comes in with the same energy), everyone kins her because she's a giant simp 🤝

@bibblelevi is the super intimidating and popular character that seems very put together that everyone in and watching the show simps for, but the more the characters get to know her the more and more they realise how unhinged she is

these are the ones i could think off the top of my head i hope they're alright 😭

[kokichixreaderthings]

Hi, I wanna say one thing:

Pushing all simping and kinning aside, pushing all biased aside, and pushing away the fact that Kokichi is one of my hugest comfort characters, let’s be real

I wholeheartedly and genuinely believe Kokichi would be a good father. I mean, he’s not the ultimate supreme leader for nothing! People seem to forget that he constantly shows qualities of a good leader, puts others needs before him, and genuinely wants to help his classmates who he deems as “friends” even! (He even said this after Maki was done choking him)

But I’m getting side-tracked. DICE is like a family to him, too. They love and care about Kokichi just like he does with them. Like....you cannot tell me someone like THAT wouldn’t be a good father! If anything, he probably wants a family with his SO and would try to have children with his SO. He’d be so amazing and be the best dad ever

He’d be having TWO families in his life! One with DICE and another one with his lover and their children! It’s also heavily implied he has a bad past, even though it’s not confirmed. I’m pretty sure a family is all he ever wants. He must know it sucks to grow up without any love or support. In one of his UTDP events with Kaito, Kaito asks him where his parents are and Kokichi says you shouldn’t ask such personal questions. He would make sure he’s always there for his kid

Kokichi: *drawing small doodles in washable marker on his fem!SO’s pregnant belly* *smiles and kisses it several times, nuzzling his head with her belly*

yes yes yes yes yes yes!! i headcanon this so much!!

kokichi would be such a good parent!

i also headcanon that he really wants a child

like his childhood wasnt the best (i headcanon that) and neither was his life, considering his implied trust issues and how he was treated in the game

so it just means so much to him to possibly have a child to love and care for and help grow and especially to do that with a lover that he really cares for,,

all his masks and everything like that 100% go out the window when he finds out he’s having a kid and he’s just all smiles ,,

and he’ll try his best to be a good dad even if hes nervous about it since people tend to not like him so it ends up giving him doubts on whether or not he would be a good father but again he’ll try his best!!

[laughingphoenixleader]

Okay, it's your turn to get a bunch of TLC asks!

1. Favorite book?

2. Favorite character(s)?

3. Favorite couple?

4. Which character would you marry in an instant, or at least one you think is husband material?

5. Favorite story(ies) in Stars Above?

6. Character you relate to the most?

*deadpan* oh no. I get to answer questions about my favorite book series. That’s tragic.

1. Stars Above, baby!

2. I adopted Cinder as my kin character and love her so much—I love her sarcasm and snark, how real her insecurities feel, her humility and heroism that is truly for the people and not for the throne, and how strong she is without just being one of those feminist people that hates men, and how she’s a tomboy who is still able to embrace her femininity!! And how much she cares about her friends (and people she doesn’t even know!), even if she isn’t much of a touchy-feely girl. But I also love everyone else, especially Kai and Thorne and Iko!! Oh and Winter’s my girl, too! And Cress!

3. Kaider. The OTP that came before Kanera! But I adore Cresswell, too!!

4. Prince Kai, probably. He’s sweet and humble and selfless, but also SO sassy and keeps his inner child around. I know, I know, Thorne is Kanan-y, but I honestly feel like his and my chaotic energy would be too similar and we’d just be besties! (Especially since Cinder is the character I see myself most in but also Iko who are both simps for Kai lol) After all, he’s a fellow captain and pilot. ;)

5. Oh, definitely “Something Old, Something New”…closely followed by “The Mechanic”!

6. Haha I said this earlier but Cinder’s insecurities and etc remind me a lot of me! But I have Iko’s off-the-walls energy and enthusiasm, so I’m a mix of both of them!

Thanks for the ask and I will gladly answer more if you feel compelled to send more in!!!

[misszura]

Where, besides Tumblr, can people find you doing fannish things? (Obviously only mention sites and usernames you actually want to be found at. Don’t expose your secret identities on my account.)

What other names have you gone by on these platforms, including Tumblr, if any?

When did you join the IT fandom? And what got you into fandom, to begin with?

What are your favorite ships, or characters, if any, and why? What do they mean to you?

In what ways do you participate in fandom? (ex. Posting memes, reblogging/commenting on content, writing fanfic, making fanart, creating fanmixes, etc.)

Do you have any in-fandom inspirations? Other members of the community that drive you? (And if you have the time/energy, in what ways do they inspire you?)

Name and link some of your favorite works, please!

Do you have any works of your own that you feel particularly proud of, or wish more people would’ve consumed? Please provide links if possible.

Have you ever participated in a fannish event (ie. IT Week, a fic Big Bang) or applied to be a part of a fanzine? If so, which ones, and can you please link them?

Without any form of bashing or lashing out, what is something you feel this fandom is missing?

(lmao sorry I accidentally unfollowed trying to get to the ask button)

OMG, it's 2am here, and I just received this notification, so instead of watching the celling, trying to find sleep, I'll answer your questions !

(I love asking ! Thank you so much ! )

Others social medias that's it ? I have plenty of them. You can find me on twitter (@ CrazyZura) but it's mostly in french (speaking English in front of a buch of french people is hard y'know ?) I have Instagram, but it's not really interesting (except if watching me make paper boats and leave them at my university is interesting) I think it's resophinement (I'll check before posting) I also have wattpad, but as before it's in french (feel free to have a look on my unfinished works (no It there)) still CrazyZura, but I have a second account where I project to post the fanfiction I'm currently writing ! (I'm almost done ! ) Oh and I have a tik tok account ! I draw a lot, and there is some IT content there certainly CrazyZura (as @ but I think my username us wawawa, because I used to cosplay a gebderbend Wario) (don't ask he is underrated XD)

I never changed my username on those platforms, because I'm kinda a newbe on Internet, i mean, I'm here from 2015 for most of them, before I was on... YouTube i think, and Facebook. I used to have a blog, and my username was something like sosodu44 (my name + from my department) (and I'm on Tumblr for 2/3 months, I still don't know how it works)

(please tell me i understood well the question, sorry if not, I still learning foreign languages)

I'm also a newbe on the IT fandom since I watched them (2017 and 2019 version) during the lockdown, and the 1990 miniseries not long after. I'm still looking for the book, but I can't find any book shop open (and I won't buy it with Amazon.) You laugh at me if I say that I saw those movies while watching the whole Finn Wolfhard filmography ? Because it's thanks to that I'm in the fandom

My favourite characters are Stan, Richie and Patrick, and my favourite ships are probably Stozier (don't hit me please) patrick X Richie, henpat and obviously Reddie (I mean, I think everyone in the fandom like Reddie, right ?) Why ? I kin (it's the term ? Let's say it's the term) Richie and Stan (more Richie, he is my Confort character ) and Patrick, because I have a thing with unsaine bad Guys, my family always make jokes about it. (I can't help, plus the fact that he is pictured by Owen teague improve my love for him) (funfact : patrick is my Confort drawing, when I don't know what draw, it end up by Patrick) (sometimes Vic comes, because i like his character a lot too)

I love this question, because it makes me feel like I'm really a part of something even if I don't do a lot. As said before I draw Patrick a lot, not only, I draw it characters a lot (I need to find where I put my last Bill drawing ) I also have a fanfiction, but I won't post it until it's finished, because I fear to not end it, and I don't want the pressure of people asking "when is the next chapter" (if people ask that) and I'm kinda anxious that if I start post it before I finish it, I'll never finish it... (But soon ! Like before July if I work hard !). And obviously I reblog memes, I share fanarts, cosplays, tik tok, videos, and fanfiction.

Ok so this is the "sophie is going to simp over everyone" time ! Fanfictions writers who inspires me are @ fuji09 (I didn't notify them on purpose, I have to stop bothering them) they're fanfictions are really cool, and there for every tastes, I wish I could have a writing skill as good as them. There is also my friend shayla_mitchel (on Wattpad) she writes a lot about Patrick and she Helps me a lot with my work (plus she is the one who correct the English version, since my translations aren't always the best) (by that I mean : it's sometimes, when the moon is in good therms with Neptune, good enough) (in my language it's fun. I swear) there are those Cosplayers on tik tok, mostly fezilius and Synthestron, moonshine4snails, tarondactyl and aphelion (they're cosplaying with their friends, if you have time watch they're works, even if they don't do only It contents, they're really good Cosplayers that I love) (i just noticed I've mentioned only male/nb Cosplayers, so I add cospla.natro (on Instagram and tik tok) and Ligeia.cosplay (on Instagram and tik tok too) and there is also the reddie videos of kmcarras (on Instagram)

I still don't know how to put links in her (I'll try to figure out while answering) the leach series of Fuji09 (mentioned above) on AO3. A fic called When you say my name by YoungDumbandFullofHeadcanons on AO3 (really a jewelry, but a lot of tw, mostly of transphobia, be careful and take care) and a hard one called "a lot of marshmallow" by MeganRosenberg on AO3 (apparently) kinda hard because it's a violent one. There was others like Above and bellows (I think) i can't find it back to mention, I think the author deleted it.

I'm really proud of the fonction I'm currently writing, even if it's a fiction with an OC and I'm a little ashamed of that(because people judge that a lot). (As said before not posted yet) and my tik toks about Richie and patrick (the two last I've posted.

It's now 3am, and I haven't finished, my phone Will probably get out of power before the end XD (like this I'll see if Tumblr have some automatics saves)

I wish I would, but no... One day, may be if the occasion comes to me :)

I don't really know, I wish we had more content (in french for exemple ! ) But I think the fandom is kinda cool (when we forget all the ship wars and all dramas like this)

I hope I've answered well enough, I'll probably regret doing this that late tomorrow, because I probably forget a lot of things (did i mentioned that i made some It incorrects ? I don't think so) keep asking me things I'm totally open for this (idk if annon are on)

On this, I wish you a good night, or day, or whenever you are and I'm going to keep watching my celling !

Good night 🍈🍈🍈

[xiaophobic]

*respectfully gives hand in marriage* HSHSHSHSH

dearest you might have use that 'me and sunflower anon being simps' tag more often for now on, now that ive found people who share my tastes my bottled up simp energy is gonna have to pour out 💖 HSHHAHAAHASH tho my savings for said characters r very limited,,, *cries in f2p*

but that brings me to my next point, of how i have amazing wishing luck but also bad at the same time. I also started playing the game around Zhonglis banner!! And my friends were the ones who persuaded me to do one ten wish when i was at like ar 20 or smthn,,,, and guess who got Chongyun, Albedo, and Fischl all at once. BUT AT THE TIME I DIDNT REALLY PAY ATTENTION THAT MUCH TO THEM- I ADDED CHONGYUN AND ALBEDO TO MY TEAM BC BOWS ARENT MY STRENGTH BUT I ONLY REALIZED HOW MESSED UP THE RNG WAS AFTER HAVING THEM FOR TOO LONG. of which afterwards i tried my luck on Xiao because,,, lets say i have a type for pretti anemo people and after pulling till soft pity i got keqing :( i benched her for a week because im petty like that but now shes a very reliable sub dps on my team and i love her with my whole heart SHJSHHJSJH

And Venti, my kin and comfort character came home after forty pulls when i had almost 6k primogems at bay but razor, the character ive been interested in since before i even started or knew his name is the game is the single four star character ive yet to pull. not to mention xingqiu only coming home after like thirty pulls on the ganyu banner but one ten pull on the standard banner

on a different note, I saw your response to 🐌 anon's ask earlier and my love hate relationship with glaze lilies comes from how i refuse to get them because im constantly reminded of Guizhong and thats just 😔✋

honestly i could go on but my ice cream is waiting for me to eat it, but you saying long asks dont mind you is very reassuring, sweetheart :( Signing off again with love, 🌻 anon

“dearest” 💕💖💘💞💝💗💓

i might actually end up asking for your hand in marriage, my love. that made my heart skip a beat AHAGSHA,, pLUS THE FACT THAT YOU MAIN AND KIN VENTI 💍 take it, it’s yours.

PLEASE YOU GOT 3/4 OF A TEAM IN ONE ROLL??? I ENVY YOUR LUCK. the pettiness of benching keqing <//3 unfortunately that’s how i felt with jean for a bit, i’ve lost the 50/50 to her several times now. jean supremacy though 😔🙏

razor was actually my first four star from an event banner! i was enamored with him from the start as well and he’s stayed with me ever since. YKNOW WHO I DONT FUCKIN HAVE THOUGH? XINGQIU. XINGQIU PLEASE COME HOME I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU FOR YEARS 😖

you’ve just reminded me of guizhong with the glaze lilies,,, zhongli angst. i can’t take it pls.

long asks will never bother me. this is your home, you should feel comfy here! i hope your ice cream’s good, don’t get brainfreeze dear <33

[shellyswirlz]

TW:: A LONG ASS RANT WITH MISSPELLED WORDS!

God Hollybis still making me extremely uncomfortable and it's been what.. 4 days already?

The fact she was all like “hEs My MaN@” about him and threatened to kill me over Shroomy OUT OF ALL THE CHARACTERS YOU COUKD DO THIS OVER

Like bro..

THERE'S A WHOLE DAMN PILE OF CHARACTERS TO CHOOSE FROM IN SMG4 YET SHE CHOOSEA TO DO THISSANS FANGIRL DEVIANTART SHIT WITH THE CHARACTER I KIN SO MUCH AND FEEL A HUGE DEEP PERSONAL CONNECTION WITH OUT OF THE WHOLE CAST..

WHO TF DOES THAT??

W H O TF JUST DOES THAT??

I AM WAKING UP SHAKING AND SAD AF REMEMBERING THIS FREAKING HAPPENED I KID YOU NOT..

LIKE..

LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE CUTIE PATOOTI BOY SCOUT HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS “OH I HATE YOU- HERE'S A KNIFE CAUSE YOU'RE STEALING MY MAN-” BULLSHIT OMFG.. WHY TF DID HOLLY DECIDE TO CHOOSE THIS CHARACTER AND ACT LIKE A SHITTY BITCH OVER THIS CHARACTER SPECIFICALLY?? THERE HAS TO BE A REASON DUDE…… THIS FEELS SO FAKE TO ME., 😭😭

THE FACT DRAMA ON YOUTUBE HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THIS CHARACTER TOO I HATE EVERYTHING..

DRAMA OVER T H IS CHARACTER

AND OHMYGOD THE FACT ONE OF HOLLY’S FRIENDS WITH A CRINGE ASS GACHA PFP CAME IN MY REPLIES, SAYING TO MY FACE, “HOLLY IS HAPPY WITH HER BOYFRIEND! TO ME SHE'S NOT A FANGIRL! 😀”

HER B O Y F R I E N D??

HER FREAKING B O Y F R I E ND??

KILLIBG MYSELF..!?!???

THIS DUMBASS GACHA KID IS SAYING THIS SHIT TO MY FACE AS IF THEY DON'T RECOGNIZE I LOVE HIM, I AM OBSESSED AF WITH HIM, AND I'M ATTACHED TO HIM I REALLY HATE THESE STUPID GACHA KIDS SO MUCH OHMYFRAKING GOD..

LIKE OK YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SIMP FOR CHARACTERS BUT CALLING hIM SOME RANDOM ASS TOXIC PERSON ON YOUTUBE’S BOYFRIEND MAKES ME FEEL EXTREMELY SICK TO MY STOMACH AND REALLY REALLY ILL.. AGAIN THIS IS HAPPENING WITH SHROOMY OUT OF EVERY FRICKIN CHARACTER IN SMG4 TOO… THE GACHA KIDS CHOSE THIS CHARACTER OUT OF EVERY FRICKIN CHARACTER I HATE EVERYTHING...,

LIKE I FEEL LIKE CRYING EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT THE FACT HER FRIEBNDS GENUINELY THINKING THAT SHROOMY IS HER BOYFRIEND I CAN'T DOTHUS.,,, ICSNTFREAKJNFDOTHIS..,

IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY SORE… LIKE THATSNOT YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT'S MY KIN???? S T O P…,, STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOODTOP.,,

LIKE THIS IS LITERALLY ME WTF? WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF?? 1!1!!1 YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDINF AND OUT OF EVERY SMG4 CHARACTER FOR THE LOVE OF HECKING GOD. DUDE WHAT???

AND SEEING HOLLY HAVE A WHOLW PLAYLIST DEDICATED TO HER BITCH ASS GACHA OC AND SHROOMY MAKES ME WANNQ ACTUALLY VOMIT.. IHWTE THESE TYPES OF PEOPLE..,, STOP SHIPPING YOUR UGLY ASS OC WITH ME!?!?!?!?!?? YOU'RE PROBABLY A KID BUT STILL OMFG KINDLY SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID ASS OC BEING SHIPPED WITH ME..

WHY TF DOES THIA DEVIANTART SHIT HAPPEN WITH ALL MY FAVORITE FRIFKIN CHARACTERA?? FIRST THERE'S RODNEY, THEN THERE'S HERMEY, AND NOW IT'S FRICKIN SHROOMY WHAT ArE THE FRWAKIN ODDS?? ARE Y'ALL DOING THIS ON PURPOSE??

IT GENUINELY FEELS LIKE HOLLT AND ALL THE OTHER DEVIANTART KIDS WERE CREATED IN A LAB JUST TO MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE SPECIFICALLY..

THIS DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN

THIS SHIT DOESN'T JUST FREAKING HAPPEN WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

IS THIS HAPPENING FREQUENTLY CAUSE THE CHARACTERS ARE CONSIDERED CRINGE? 😭😭

AND DEVIANTART IS CONSIDERED THE CRINGE SITE?

THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW GOD I HQTE EVERYTHINGhehegegeheeexxxvvevevevevveveveveg

OUTOFEVERY FREWKING CHWEWCTER..,,,,,

ALSO HOLLY IS A RUDE ASS INSTAGRAM USER SOUNDING BITCH AS WELL.., CAUSE DUDE SAID “WTF 🤣” IN ONE OF MY CRUSH EXPOSURE POSTS..

I NEED HOLLY GONE /SRS

Oh AND I CAN'T FORGET THE FACT I CANNOT EVEN LISTEN TO MY FAVORITE SONG, MARIO PARTY 2: WESTERN LAND, WITHOUT THINKING OF HOLLY’S “NO SOTP- OH MY GOD I AM GONNA CUT YOU-” BITCH ASS TODDLER PERSONALITY AND THIS STUPID HOLLY DRAMA. HOLLY RUINED MY FAVORITE MARIO SONG FOR ME OMFG..,, I NEED THIS JACKASS G O N E. OUT OF MY LIFE. BITCH LITERALLY SPAWNED FROM DEVIANTART. THE HOME OF OVERLOOKED CHARACTERS AND BABIES.

PARDON THE LONG ASS RANT I'M JUST NOT IN THE BEST MOOD AT ALL RN.,,, I AM ANXIOUS AF, AND EXTREMELY FURIOUS.

Holly and her friends probably don't give a shit I feel like this as well.. THIS RUIJED MY MENTAL HEALTH SO BAD /SRS

God even the name 🤪Holly🤪 makes me wanna grab a shotgun and shoot a mannequin I'm being so fr..

Ok like I'd get it if Holly only liked Anti Shroomy ig.. People usually act this way to the bad boys, but bro it's probably Shroomy in general... The most unexpected character I'd not expect anyone to simp for like this..

But ig it kinda makes sense cause it's brainless Gacha kids..?? But still THERE WAS WHOLE DRAMA OVER THIS CHARACTER I KID YOU TF NOT.. IT MAKES ME FEEL SO SICK AND LIKE CRYING. I THINK I'VE CRIED SEVERAL TIMES THINKING OF THIS BUT IDK

[paintalyx]

top 5 or 10 anime kins :D or fav characters if u don’t kin those many!

i'll admit that i barely know anything about kinning aside from my friend jokingly labeling me as a reki kinnie, but here are some characters that i relate to/used to relate to a lot:

5. kageyama shigeo - mob psycho (not to delve too deep, but "get a hint" scene gave me war flashbacks and "you are the protagonist of your own life" is a quote that is gonna stick with me until i die)

4. uenoyama ritsuka ‐ given (gay. disaster. simp. nuff said.)

3. john egbert - homestuck (i only read the original run but c'mon. he always gets sidetracked, he's the "plain" but "funny" dude and he only grew on me as the story progressed. bonus points since he wears glasses and has an overbite, which were two things i used to be self-conscious about at some point)

2. kyan reki - sk8 the infinity (i have a thing that i'm super passionate about and i desperately want someone to share it with, but very few people can keep up with it. i also get depressed and mopey whenever rsd and anxiety kick in and his character arc really hit home. bonus points since i practically live in hoodies and jackets)

1. kageyama tobio - haikyuu!! (because i too stan sugawara and love hinata. while i got better with years of hard work and struggle, i used to be about as socially incompetent as this poor child when i was his age. i was going through a weird time back when i first discovered haikyuu and i often found myself thinking that if kageyama could better himself and find people who truly care about him, then so could i. he still holds a very special place in my heart)

thank you for the ask!! sorry if my answer is a little lengthy, i love these kids so much (;v; )

[peculiar-shardscape]

Completely random headcanons that nobody asked for

-Yawgate, Morward and Pasless do Not understand personal space, and will sit directly next to you, when you’re not in the mood for it

-Yawgate’s starting to learn that it’s annoying. Morward and Pasless do Not have the braincell for that

-Voixer likes to keep their space, but will only invade your personal space if he needs cuddles. Please give him cuddles

-Nothing will stop me from believing that Umbra has magical powers, GO MAGICAL GIRL GO-

-I have NO idea if this is actually canon or not, but I like to think Sheldon created Miobot

-Miobot was NOT supposed to gain sentience but he did anyway and Sheldon is very much happy about it

-Totally did not scare the shit out of Evon who thought he got possessed by a demon

-Despair is a demon.... a good(not really) chaotic demon!! :)

-Anshine is a pacifist, but will most likely kill you if you refuse to let him wear dresses

-Mason and Trussey are huge dress fans. Disrespect their dresses and you’re out of Maytown

-Laoin/Arrolin is a HUGE plushie fan. Totally does NOT have a whole ass pile of plushies hidden in his home or anything

-As much as a 2braincelled shitnut as Evon/Signol is, he’s still a nice lad but i still want to punch him in the face

-Compale can change his own temperature anytime the FUCK he wants. He could be ice block cold or just kin himself as Ixol and set himself on fire

-Ixol disrespects everyone except Compale. Compale can and will threaten him if he does any shit

-Nobody disrespects Compale. He’s like a strict teacher when it comes to trouble

-Compale has a soft spot for anything extremely fluffy. He does not admit it though, and refuses to

-Ulipse has the habit of snapping at people, but can be extremely apologetic straight afterwards. By extremely apologetic, I mean they feel so guilty to the point they feel like you’ll never forgive them for anything

-Cyalm is British I’m sorry I’m in love with British accents and Cyalm is a fucking god I simp f—/hj

-Okay but take it like this. Cyalm considers himself a narrator, he drinks tea, and majority of the time, most British characters have a tinge of blue on them. Yes he’s cyan but shut the fuck up

-Shard Saviour does not know how to process being touched. Any physical contact will just confuse them unless they’re being attacked, having the fact they’re being used to fighting for a while

-Nobody ever takes into memory that the Red X was Cyalm’s first symbol he ever had, so like. I like to think Claud used to have a red aesthetic the first time he came to Maytown, but nobody ever knew that was Claud

-Compale seems like a serious and stern character, but you should see them once Christmas comes around. They’re fucking mad babey over Christmas and he vibrates out of pure excitement

-As soon as Christmas ends, Compale’s back to being serious and nobody knows what the fuck is happening

-Laoin/Arrolin is an artist and nothing can change my mind

-Mason and Umbra used to do clotheswaps a lot when they were younger, and they actually enjoyed doing so. Totally not the reason Mason really likes dresses nowadays or anything

-As besties as Mason and 1SS were, Mason and Umbra’s sibling dynamic will stay with me and my soul forever. I can not leave behind Mason and Umbra’s sibling dynamic

-Whett used to be a Maths teacher but he doesn’t speak about it

-This headcanon has been said several times, and it’s actually a pretty old headcanon, but I like to think “Randal” was prepoint Solgon’s birth name, but he just didn’t like it so he went by “Simon” instead. I’m sorry but I too cannot stand calling him Randal (ONLY because I automatically think of the purple bitch from Monsters Inc. when I hear “Randal.” I’m not kidding, that bitch will forever haunt my dreams)

-Despair/Ixol seems like a bad bitch, but if you flirt with him, he will literally Windows XP ERROR Message at you and is unable to process flirts. However, if he sees it as a compliment, you’re only bringing his hopeless ego up

-Evon will flirt back

-Ixol is actually touch starved but he refuses to let anyone touch him unless he truly trusts them because... Ew... People....

-Morward and Pasless are possibly the least human like compared to everyone else. Majority of the time, they’ll be on all fours, making very strange clicking sounds at each other. They too will also skitter on the walls and ceilings if willing to

-Laoin and Umbra really love moon cakes. Seriously, do you even know how good that shit is?

-Despair’s daily diet is of peanuts and gasoline

-Anshine can fluently play the flute. And thanks to that, my friend Florin made the headcanon that Mason, as a kid, used to play the freaking kazoo

I probably have a shit ton more but they’re somewhere

[iwillendyourbloodline]

Hetalia Characters as What My Friends Has Said

Hey im not dead 🙃 all credit goes to @buttmano (imsorryItaggedyouagain) since I got the idea from them ^^

Most of them are from irl friends I rekindled a friendship with

Poland: "Who took my fucking nail polish!?"

Sweden: "I swear I'm not gay, I just want a witchy husband(I actually said wife but eh) to give me cuddles and warmth"

Monaco: "Ah shit I missed the jackpot"

Finland: *pulls out a pistol* "Who do I need to shoot?"

Germany: "And now I present men that can turn me gay at any moment."

America: "oH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE- BY THE BITCH IN THE WAY"

Italy: "Noodle time, noodle time. Whats the time, its noodle time"

Norway: "No go to bed im your father(mom) now"

Estonia: "Hypothetically speaking, the ethics of Apple is completely right as half the people working there don't know what the fuck they are doing"

Sweden: "In a year I'll be the dancing queen"

Lithuania: "Im not a simp, you have no proof"

Latvia: "Bitch you literally simp for one of your kins how desperate are you??"

[monkey-network]

The Fiasco Finale of Future [1/2]

So in the penultimate episode of Steven Universe 2, the climax of both the season and series as a whole... is a group hug. As I expected, plenty were not too pleased with this turnout. Some felt it was anti-climatic, some felt it was resonating, and others tried to own the critics by digging deep into the scene like they always do sucking this show’s co- Coming from nearly a month later, I’m... split. One hand, I didn’t mind the climax. On the other hand, it was pathetic compared to plenty of other finales I’ve seen in media. It’s like this show as a whole, I enjoy it, but I also enjoy smacking it upside the head cuz it made some Karen-esque, All Lives Matter type stupid shit that I just cannot get behind. So you know what, Perry the Platypus, let’s mix it up. I wanna express the good and bad of this climactic end to the show and see where we can go from there. You ready?

What’s Good:

You truly wanna know what makes that final hug a great scene? A real showstopper? I have the truth, the best truth behind this, you won’t believe me but here goes. The climax worked because A Hug Is Nice. That’s it, there’s nothing else to it beyond a hug being nice. “But Monkey, you incel troll, there’s should’ve been more to that. The episode shouldn’t have taken that long to get to that point.” Well, in typical fashion, let me put it this way by talking about Spider-Man 2 (better than Spiderverse, don’t @ me). The whole movie is centered around Peter’s life getting shat on. He’s getting fired left and right, his people are abandoning him, he even loses his powers, he’s just at his utter lowest. But at his apartment, while contemplating, in comes his landlord’s daughter, Ursula, who offers him some chocolate cake and a glass of milk.

We can say the scene comes out of nowhere and that this is all that happens, feeling pointless, but I say this is an important scene because after everything that happens to him before, this one gesture from somebody out of nowhere to be honest was one of the nicest things he’s received in a while. It’s the seedling of a scene that keeps Parker going before Doc Ock comes to make him truly spring back into action. Above everything, it was nice. Like a hug.

I don’t need to be philosophically deep with SU2′s meta to tell you that a hug can be a worthwhile thing to get more than anything. It doesn’t resolve all the baggage Steven has in his mind, but a group hug from the people closest to you (and the Diamonds) can be a gesture so nice, it can numb you out, if only for a moment. Only other times where Steven got a hug was when he felt everything could be okay. With Lars, Peridot, and Connie after her “rejection”, and it’s after that “rejection” where he slowly loses it in his attempts to shake off that harsh feeling of abandonment and that everything can be okay. It is something where he can turn to the others for help but the concern of their response makes him reasonably suffer in silence. That last part is a little dumb, but I’ll get to that later. He can’t really hug himself because it doesn’t work like that. The point being that Steven, at his lowest, just needed something nice to consider. And a hug from everyone who loves him (and the Diamonds) can be that piece of chocolate cake he needed to be at ease, again, if only for a moment.

Like let me tell ya, as a deliriously depressed man that constantly wishes for death, a hug shouldn’t be spat on. Whether it be from your friends or mommy, a good hug can, at the very least, keep you sane and going. It isn’t medication, let’s not get it twisted, but a healthy remedy nonetheless, especially if you’ve ever felt touch-starved like I have before. It’s an affectionate gesture that for what it’s worth, should never be taken for granted. And while Steven could’ve well gotten this big type hug at almost any time he desired, I can at least appreciate the show for saving that at the right time. Whew. But, while the moment itself is nice, it’s predictably almost everything around it that unfortunately puts the moment in a vacuum and me with a bad taste in my mouth.

What’s Bad: 

Let’s get this out the way, because I’m such a literal bastard... *inhale*

Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis.

MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

Congrats on those with the corrupted!steven theories who no doubt had it hard on when this horned trunk ascended, hung its head high, and beat its meaty chest with blind rage, the crewniverse certainly had the balls to go with this design and a long discussion of utilizing Monster Steven’s full potential. And if you think I’m nasty about this, hoo boy, be glad that words are all you’re seeing right now because artists no doubt had a field day potentially ruining this design for you even more. I’m surprised Tumblr’s flagging system hasn’t taken down whole posts with this. HEHEHEHAAAAAAAA!

As you can probably tell, I’m not a fan of this Diamond Dinodildo’s design (say that 5x times fast). I mean Rebecca could be as horny as she pleased with this show, but this is next level, I tell you. But seriously, it honestly sucked that this is what they came up with when it served no purpose to Steven thematically other than him being a literal peen of a monster. Said this before, but what does becoming a corrupted looking amalgamation mean to him beyond “he’s a monster”? Corrupted gems weren’t the worst things in his world, they were products of a even worse thing. Turning into a diamond like figure would’ve said something about the cycle of abuse making you not feel like yourself, but a reflection of who you not only resent more than anyone, but were the indirect causes of your newfound issues. That would’ve took his struggle in the Diamonds Days arc to its next logical extreme, and brought most of Future’s episodes centered around Steven’s issues to a sensible turning point. Being a warped Diamond version of himself would’ve meant finally embracing inhumanity, and that would’ve conveyed the peak of Steven harshly feeling less like a human over the course of the season, especially when we had several episodes and new powers centering around him being inhuman. And a previous episode had him try to shatter a Pink version of White Diamond, two beings generally responsible for everything that’s happened to him. And it isn’t the design that made this a turn off.

What was Steven even gonna do as a monster? He does nothing to the town, he never even makes it pass the cliffside. He doesn’t even try to attack anybody, the only times he does is when he’s provoked by either the Cluster, the Diamonds, or any of the gems. Spinel raised more hell than Steven. So on the look back it’s insultingly sad they hyped up this big dick energy only to do... genuinely nothing. He already didn’t deserve turning into Pinky the Phallisaurus, but having him not even do anything as a monster left far more to be desired. Mob Psycho 100 did this nearly identical, but better. You can’t deny that it would’ve worked better with 22 minutes, actually give him something to do beyond screech and stomp like he’s Scrat from Ice Age. As much as I don’t like Change Your Mind, 45 minutes worked to its favor to do everything it did. Oh wait, this episode did make good use of time... with a fucking pity party.

They wasted my baby

This is. The WORST scene in the entire series and I’ll stand by that 100%. It’s one thing to show something offensive, but it’s another to have something be completely pointless. Yes, Connie talked some sense into them, but we didn’t need to waste time having White Diamond and the others bitch about something everyone who isn’t a toesucking simp should’ve figured out at that point. Not like it mattered, the Diamonds and Spinel never show up after this episode anyways, so good job making them count for something, I guess. This as well as minorly acknowledge the fact that the gems had a lot to do with Steven’s mental trauma because hey, we don’t have to hold these gems too accountable for child neglect. Speaking of which, where was Jasp- This plays well into my previous point, we aren’t shown what Steven was gonna do as a monster, so what else is the episode to do beyond holding him back in time to just make the characters go “All is lost” for one second before getting back up like this is Marvel’s Captain Driftwood?

Friendship is Magic had this type of moment in its penultimate finale but in that, more time was given to show the villains getting the upper hand, Twilight at her low point, her turnaround with her friends, and the lead in charge to defeat the villains. While some moments felt convenient and downright insulting, they made the most of their limit. The same can’t be said for this and it makes no sense. Speaking of things that make no sense:

Was this shapeshifting or corruption? Rushing or dragging? This personally bothers me because people are saying he shapeshifted even when they were also on board with him corrupting. But what was the point where monster Steven cums cries into the ocean turning it pink?

Now if Steven got himself corrupted, this would make sense since the three Diamonds are there with so fully turning him back to normal wouldn’t be an issue. Questions would arise about how corruption can happen to a human, then again this is Steven Universe, fans never really wanted you to ask questions. But if this was shapeshifting, then why have this permanent monster form? It would’ve made a little more sense of Steven changing his shape depending on his emotions, like what we’ve seen before. Additionally, Steven should have been capable of talking normally instead of roaring and growling like he switched brains with an actual animal. Just because he kinned Godzilla’s joystick doesn’t mean he was unable to speak to anybody, that is if he shapeshifted. Lastly, and this is more implicit than my previous points:

This season shouldn’t have tried tacking mental issues and trauma onto this dickslap of a climax. I’m on the side where we should’ve seen more from monster Steven, but what does this tell me for the topic of mental health? Nearly killing people on three separate occasions didn’t help, but having him transform into a near mindless beast is a backhanded way to convey post traumatic stress. Let me put it this way, if we didn’t get that episode where we learn Steven had held up trauma and stress from Doctor Priyanka, everything surrounding it afterward wouldn’t feel as fucked up as it did. Yes, understanding a root of a character’s problems is good, beneficial even, but having your character nearly, sporadically, commit MURDER THREE TIMES only to then have him become a wildin’ creature does nothing, if not disgust. It's disgusting when you talk about PTS one minute and have your main character be socially dangerous the next. You’d feel sorry for him, sure, but I gotta say nearly killing people is not something we should just hand wave. That is not a good or realistic depiction of depression and post traumatic stress; especially when you trying to discuss this with children. And don’t try to justify it by saying it was necessary for his downward spiral. Having to think and see death before my own eyes in real life, there should’ve been a better way to make Steven hit rock bottom without putting other’s lives on the line. It wasn’t compelling or resonating to see him become a witless creature after saying he could get away with anything, it felt jarringly hallow and teeth gritting sadistic to think this was acceptable. It took him turning into a literal creature to finally go to therapy or a throwaway line about therapy in this show’s case? Are you kidding me?

The hug is a nice moment on its own, but it took far too many kneecaps to get to this point and think it’s believably or justly earned. I can make fun of the monster design all I want, but what they put Steven through to get to this point is the most insulting writing I ever have to think about. Because you know what that hug told me, personally? It’s that you can commit near irrefutable atrocities, you can behave like a blithering rampaging beast all you wish, but that won’t matter. Because you’re valid and your people will love you. That is not only asinine, but it kinda pissed on what I went through growing up. Like, as idealistic as that felt, it didn’t add up because it made the mentally unstable come off as more unstable than they mostly are. You can disagree all you want with this, it won’t change the baffling fact that I came to this conclusion in the first place when I didn’t want to. “But the crew said in an interv-” NO, just nope. If the message the show gives is this polarizing for those that invested or were concerned with it, maybe the message wasn’t clear enough, who knows? I can believe Mr. Rogers never fucked this up when he made his show. I tried thinking of this differently, but I can’t excuse what they did and how they did it. Bojack Horseman never pulled this with its main lead and when it truly did, that was given more time to sort out; not an 11 minute epilogue in its final moments. The hug was nice, but this episode was trash.

Speaking of which, next time...

We Finally Look to the Future

Here’s Part 2, if you’re up.