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chokchokk · 1 year ago

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so uh nora i dunno if this is the right timing to say i don't know FUCKSHIT about hybrids and uh. knotting and all that. LMAO HELP ME i'll still probably find it hot sooooooo.....

omg watch me develop something for hybrids?????

(spoiler: i did)

so much cum, like a crazy amount, very unrealistic amount of cum

LMAO I SNORTED

buckling up, filling my cum-chalice, making myself comfortable, the weekend may begin~

the clouds resembled cotton candy

ohhh we are going to EAT tonite baby...... we gon eat...................

nuzzling his cheek into your lap.

(just the deepest, breathiest snickling)

You smiled. He was your good boy.

hh,hhmhmh,,hmh. hnh,. mhm. yes you are. i mean yes he is.

my good boy indeed..... ..fj.gjmgfjf.

“But, ngh- I don’t wanna get your clothes dirty.”

PUNCHING HOLES INTO MY WALL. SHREDDING MY CHAIR.

MAKING THE BED.

GET IN HERE. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

the subtle perk-up of his ears at the nickname,

brb sobbing. i think i actually whimpered when i read that. im so real.

San drowned himself in the overwhelming pleasure

drinking up every drop of his pleasure until his body is DRY. not even in a metaphorical sense.

the poignant scent of lavender permeating the air around you

there he is. i was preparing for him honestly but i think he's going to be the end of me i'm sure of it LMAO

Sandwiched between the two bodies,

LETSGO

“not enough”

the whole scene. burned into my head. my thigh is so. lonely. my singular leg is craving so much warmth.

("warmth".....)

ohhh to have a manwhore grind on my leg and cum...

you gathered the symptoms in your head, a final diagnosis flashing in red before your eyes. Of course.

reader is so smart

i wouldn't have formed one coherent thought at that point. diagnosis? horny.

Your good boy, following your unspoken instruction.

STOPPPITNORAAAA YOU CANT FEED INTO THIS SO MUCH I'LL ACTUALLY DIE. MYYYYYGOOOODBOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

"Youngie, ‘s enough,” San pleaded, voice drowned out as he dug his face further into the crook of your neck, and Wooyoung decided he liked that reaction.

i am deciding to hold my peace and be normal about this uh-huh even if san is being the most adorable cumslut i have yet to fully grasp the image with the hybrid stuff FUCK he is so cute img ongangafoam out of my mouthhhhhhhhh

To your surprise, San’s attention focused back onto you, his eyes lidded but still aware, not yet clouded with the thick haze of his heat.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

(that's all i have to say to this)

“No!” Pink painted his cheeks at the sudden raise in his tone, his next words uttered under his breath with embarrassment laced into the syllables.

BABYBOYBABYBABYNYBNBABYOBYBOABYOBYOABYA

i can not be rescued. i have to own him. i have to have him. i have to-

San’s ears perked up

i had to search for my first ever poorly drawn reaction because i can not find the words anymore.

Veiny hands found San’s waist, gripping the narrow diameter

FUCKAWFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU C ANT DOTHIS TO ME NOT THE SL UTTTY LITTLE WAAAAAIST

puckered his lips to drop a wad of spit over it, adding to the mess San had already made.

i think i drooled. haha. hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha-

“is kitty being lazy?”

WOOYOUNG YOU BITCH. I LOVE YOU.

“Mommy should feel good too,”

MY BABY. MY BABY. MY GOOD BOY-BABYYY.

chest flushed and heaving as a melody of moans fell off his tongue. Unsatisfied with the pace San was going at, Wooyoung returned to his frenzied rhythm

music to my mind fr. singing a song. dancing. tangoing the fuck out of these images you are planting into my mind. GOD, NORA

Whispered I’m sorry's blew over your skin, the setting sun bidding you farewell through the open blinds and painting the walls in a pinkish hue, the rays’ warmth nearly equivalent to that within you as San’s cock spurted weak ribbons of white between your walls

RIBBONS. RIIIBBOONNS. EVERYTHING IS JUST TO. CUTE. I CANT. I CANT I CANT I CANT I can I CANT I CANT

eyes roaming over the liquid dripping off your breasts and down your abdomen, a cheeky smile stretching his lips until his canines peeked through: “I think kitty's all out of milk.”

cum chalice: full my mind: fed thots: yes thot?: me, yes

Despite his drowsiness, San peeked an eye open to look at you, an easy smile curling the corners of his lips once he found your gaze.

NNNOOOOO-RA.

NO.

You mooned over the tranquillity weaved into his expression—the subtle tug at the corner of his lips, a smile he couldn’t hold back even when unconscious—as though he carried no concern for the next wave of his heat, content so long as he remained encompassed within the familiar scent of vanilla and lavender.

so beautiful!!!! poetic!!!!!! im gonna ignore the amount of cum that i had to imagine !!!!! my thoughts sound muffled because of all the cum !!!!!!! vanilla and lavender !!!!!!!!! why am i craving pudding !!!!!!!! fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can't even say that this was filthy but it surely was and this was surely a way to start into my saturday LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!! nora, 'twas amazing. feets were kicked and hair was twirled, my roomie had a great time watching me from across the room, 10/10 experience (he may never know what my mind was fed.)

ꕥ— 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚, 𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙮

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pairing: kitty!choi san x owner!reader x puppy!jung wooyoung

w.c.: 4.4k

tags: smut, fluff, hybrid au, fem reader, mxm heavy (check tags)

squeezed between your body and wooyoung's, kisses littered over his heated skin and whimpers dragged out from between his lips, you guided san through his first heat.

A/N: this is thank you gift to one of the sweetest people I've had the honour of meeting!! @roodles17 /@littleocean-rose thank you so much for everything, and I really hope I did your idea justice!! happy reading~~

nsfw and warnings under the cut—minors dni 🔞

warnings: threesome (m/f/m), thigh humping, unprotected sex (👎), vaginal sex, mxm, anal fingering, some rimming, anal sex, slick for lube lmao, bottom!san, top!wooyoung, sub!san, service dom!reader, who knows what wooyoung is, man just wants to fuck, reader is referred to as 'mommy', knotting, multiple orgasms (m&f), so much cum, like a crazy amount, very unrealistic amount of cum, handjob, male squirting, breeding kink, lots of praise, lots of overstimulation, lots of creampies, which leads to some buldging, some cockwarming, some spit, san is very whiny, nicknames (mommy; woo, youngie; sannie, kitty, love, darling), I think that's all?

Fingers pressing into the tattered keycaps, you basked under the sliver of sunlight filtering through the open blinds above your desk, the shining orb only now departing from its locus, a couple more hours to go before the sky changed hues and the clouds resembled cotton candy. You sighed as you turned your attention back to your screen, urging your hands to move while your unfinished report stared back at you.

You don’t hear the muted shuffling behind you, bare feet padding along the floorboards until they reached your side, a subtle gush of air blowing over your skin as the cat hybrid crouched beside you, nuzzling his cheek into your lap. You smiled at the gesture, moving one hand off your keyboard to run it through his blonde locks, taking in his docile form as he sat on the floor by your desk chair. Your mind wandered back to his first few weeks with you: he would only eat when he was alone, startle at any sound, hiss and bite whenever you tried getting near him. But now, that same hybrid sought out affection and even began initiating it, growing whinier every second your attention was not on him, his lips pouting egregiously until you welcomed him into your lap.

He tilted his chin upwards, setting it on your thigh to look up at you expectantly, shifting onto his knees as his eyes grew wider. You huffed out a laugh at his expression, and you knew the warmth in your chest had nothing to do with the golden rays of spring shining through your window. But your work deadline ticked in your head, your eyes flitting back towards your laptop as its fan whirred in the background, sighing in defeat.

“I really need to get this done, Sannie,” the disappointment on his face pulled at your heartstrings. “I’m sorry, love. Give me an hour or two and I’ll be all yours, okay?”

The pout on his lips persisted, but a hesitant nod shook his head. You smiled. He was your good boy.

San remained by your side for next hour, cheek smushed against your pajama bottoms and his tail brushing over your feet every time it swayed. It distracted you at first, the subtle purr vibrating over your thigh, but soon your fingers began moving steadily over the keys, typing paragraph after paragraph, San’s restless fidgeting going unnoticed as you immersed yourself into your report.

He stared up at your profile, eyebrows furrowed in concentration and your lips pursed while you worked, a shot of pain surging through his tight abdomen. You’d heard San make a lot of noises—needy meows, hearty giggles, feisty hisses—but the pained mewl slipping through his lips wasn’t one of them, instantly turning your head towards him. Teary eyes met yours, his chin propped up on your thigh and his face contorting into that of fiery need, fingers grasping at your calves in an attempt to ground himself. You noted the trail of slick left on the floorboards under him, shimmering under the sunlight as he rutted over the solid wood.

Drawing your attention back to his eyes, you held his face in your palms, “Sannie, can you tell me what hurts, love?”

“I-I can’t wait anymore, ‘hurts,” tears welled up in his eyes, and before you could repeat your question, San’s hand finds its way between his legs, palming over the tent in his pink sleep shorts with built-up desperation. “Please, ‘want you now.”

You glanced at your screen, the nearing deadline ticking in your head as you weighed your options. Small hands tugged at your flowy bottoms, the sound of reckless shuffling focusing your attention on San as he dragged his hips along the floor, soft whimper slipping through his parted lips. Your fingers twitched over his skin, slipping down to rest on his biceps.

“How about you grind against mommy while she gets the rest of her work done, hm?”

San’s eyes lit up, and he hurriedly scrambled off the floor to straddle one of your thighs, panting heavily as you moved his waistband down—sucking in a deep breath at the lack of underwear—and snapping it under his balls. The thin material was soaked through, precum and slick darkening the cotton as San’s arousal flooded out of his delicate body. You’d never seen the cat hybrid act this way, eying over his reddening skin while he grinded his leaking cock over your upper thigh, streaks of precum staining the fabric.

“Good?” You pushed back the blonde strands sticking to his damp forehead.

“’F-feels weird, mommy, I- ah!”

“Weird how, love?” You brushed a thumb over his shut eyelid, a silent request for him to look at you, and he did, peaking at you through the thick veil of arousal clouding his senses. “Tell mommy how you’re feeling.”

“I-I don’t know...”

The pout on his lips drew a smile on yours, “Do you not feel good?”

“No! ‘Feels so good…. I-I’m so close,” his hips slowed, San's eyebrows furrowing at the languid pace despite it being his own doing.

“Does kitty want to cum?” You smiled, tucking a loose strand behind his ear.

He bit back a moan, canines digging into his bottom lip as he tortured himself with slow drags over your clothed skin. “But, ngh- I don’t wanna get your clothes dirty.”

Fondness flooded your chest, your heart about to burst at the innocence held within his words, contrasting the flushed state of his skin and the precum seeping into your patterned pants. “Oh Sannie, you’re such a good boy, aren’t you?” Your lips stretched further at the subtle perk-up of his ears at the nickname, “don’t worry about that, darling, we can wash them later.”

Your hands found their place on his behind, guiding his movements over your thigh until airy moans poured out of him. Tucking his face into the crook of your neck, he breathed in your scent, blowing hot air out of his lungs while he frantically rolled his hips back into your palms, and forwards over the soft cotton. Mumbled pleas and heavy pants muffled by your skin, the stutter of his hips as you moved them over you, San drowned himself in the overwhelming pleasure, his cock pulsing while ropes of white painted over the pattern on your pants.

A rough tongue ran over your pulse point, suckling on the delicate skin as he continued to grind over you, still hard and not showing any signs of fatigue. Unusual, you thought, as the hybrid was usually satisfied after one round, feeding off the attention you’d given him until another wave of need overtook him. Frenetic hips continued to move over your thigh, aided by the translucent liquid coating your pants, his thrusts only calming down once a third body entered the room, resonant footsteps turning hushed as bare feet pressed into the fluffy rug in your study. A curious—and slightly erratic—nose dug into the side of San’s freckled neck, Wooyoung’s hanging ears along with a few strands of purple brushing against the side of your face, the poignant scent of lavender permeating the air around you. Sandwiched between the two bodies, you watched queryingly as his sniffing nose trailed upwards to nuzzle into the other hybrid’s hair—yet another unusual occurrence.

After a couple months of cautious steps and endless bickering, the two hybrids were basically inseparable. Their scent mingled into one, and one of their beds was almost always empty as they began to favour a shared sleeping arrangement. But Wooyoung was acting strange, as though he was experiencing a new side to San, inhaling a scent different to the one he’d grown used to.

“Smells so good,” he muttered into the blonde locks, arm circling the two bodies in the creaking chair to pull San closer with a hand on his lower back, pushing him further into your chest with the gesture.

“Youngie…” Wooyoung’s ears perked up at the gravelly tone, but his face remained buried into the side of San’s head. “Youngie, ‘want you, please,” his hips gave a few aggressive thrusts before another load of hot cum spurted out of his angry cockhead, a broken cry sending a wave of arousal down to your core, and—judging by the grunt leaving the puppy hybrid’s lips—Wooyoung’s as well.

You gave San a few seconds to wind down, sucking in a surprised gasp when the hybrid returned to his insistent grinding, a whispered “not enough” on his lips. With your hands on his shoulders, you pulled him off you until his flushed face returned to your field of vision, glossy lips parted and eyes lidded with lust while he moved his cock over a puddle of his own cum. Levelling Wooyoung with a warning look, the hybrid pulled back his meddling nose with a dejected whine, allowing you to examine the cat hybrid without his unneeded assistance. You placed a hand on his cheek, the other on his forehead, eyebrows raising at the abnormal warmth seeping into your palms as the blonde nuzzled into your touch, a soft purr vibrating in his chest. The high temperature, the urgent need for stimulation, the obscene amount of cum coating your thigh—you gathered the symptoms in your head, a final diagnosis flashing in red before your eyes. Of course.

Your fingers slid into his hair, thumb brushing over his cheekbone while you scratched at the hair behind his ears, the worry pulling your eyebrows together lessening at the way San melted under your touch. “Oh, love, you’re in heat?” It was as though your words had reminded him of his current situation, his movements growing frantic again, the hand you’d slid down to his hips proving useless in calming him down. “My poor baby,” you cooed, allowing him to move as he wished, “you won’t feel better until you get a knot in you.”

San’s head snapped upwards, looking for the puppy hybrid’s eyes and finding them staring right back at him, the veins in his hands protruding out of the delicate skin as he gripped the edge of the chair behind you to prevent himself from reaching out to San. Your good boy, following your unspoken instruction.

Small hands circled around your head to grab fistfuls of Wooyoung’s shirt, making you on eye-level with San’s chest as his eyes grew teary with overflowing need, “please, Youngie, please knot me.”

Peering down at you with a questioning gaze, hints of desperation glimmering in his hooded eyes, Wooyoung silently asked you an obvious question, his fingers twitching beside your head. You smiled, huffing out a small laugh as your chest brimmed with teeming adoration.

“What do you say, Youngie, should we help our poor kitty out?”

Small hands kneaded at the backs of your thighs, folding you in half and leaning over your body while he dug his blunt nails into the flesh, the relaxed pace at which he squeezed at your skin contrasting that of his hips, hammering into your soaked pussy without relent, as though he hadn’t dragged two orgasms out of you already. You slid a hand over the side of his neck, bringing his head down until the tell-tale roughness of his tongue grazed your collarbone.

San’s thrusts faltered, his hips now shallowly rolling into your cunt while mumbled gibberish mixed with whimpers poured onto your chest in hot exhales. He was more so rutting his hips back than forward, meeting Wooyoung’s long fingers as they stretched him open, a stream of slick dripping down San’s balls and mingling with your arousal and his cum, a thick load already stuffed deep within you. At the change in demeanour, Wooyoung prodded the pads of his fingers at the swollen gland again, eyes following the frantic sway of the fluffy white tail in front of him, and noting the subtle twitch of San’s toned thighs.

“Youngie, ‘s enough,” San pleaded, voice drowned out as he dug his face further into the crook of your neck, and Wooyoung decided he liked that reaction. So he repeated the motion, once, twice, until you felt his throbbing length pulsating within you. “Nghh! P-please I-”

He drew his hips away from the relentless digits, sheathing himself within your warm walls as Wooyoung milked him from the back, his muscles jerking with every brush against his prostate. He pulled his fingers out at the first protest from the cat hybrid, a feisty paw swinging backwards in complaint, instead leaning down lick a stripe over San’s winking hole, clenching uselessly as slicked oozed out of it. That same paw reached back to press against the back of Wooyoung’s head, pushing him further between his legs as the starved tongue lapped at his puckered rim.

To your surprise, San’s attention focused back onto you, his eyes lidded but still aware, not yet clouded with the thick haze of his heat. Rolling his hips experimentally, San’s eyebrows furrowed in discomfort momentarily before relaxing, languidly grinding his once-again hardening cock into your cunt, exhaling breathy moans that reached your face in negligible puffs, “am I making you feel good, mommy?”

You carded your fingers through his soft locks, the sound of Wooyoung suckling excitedly on San’s rim drowning into the background as gentle eyes awaited your affirmation. “You feel so good, Sannie, always so good got me, love,” the corners of your lips curved into an easy smile, your overwhelming infatuation towards the hybrid pouring into your expression. But then his face contorted again, as though every motion within you wounded him. “Sannie, does it hurt, darling? We can stop now if you’re tired-”

“No!” Pink painted his cheeks at the sudden raise in his tone, his next words uttered under his breath with embarrassment laced into the syllables, “p-please don’t stop, mommy feels so good.... ‘wanna cum again, please, can I?”

Holding his face between your palms, you drew him closer to smack a few open-mouthed kisses onto his heated forehead, thumbing over his cheekbones while you eyed his features for a few seconds, his soft whine reminding you that he’d asked a question, “of course you can, darling, you can cum as many times as you want.” San’s ears perked up, his tail standing straight for a moment before beginning to wave at a building pace, becoming uncontrollable after he’d picked up your next words, “do you wanna try coming on Youngie’s knot?”

San's hips stilled, partly at your words, but also due to the firm chest now stuck to his sweat-covered back, Wooyoung’s cock snug between his cheeks. Small fingers clutched your thighs again, digging into the skin as Wooyoung teased his cockhead over the perky hole, smearing precum around until it formed a homogenous mixture with San’s slick before finally breaching his entrance. The tinges of neglect you’d been feeling faded away with every inch Wooyoung pushed into the hybrid above you, your position under him granting you a front-row view to his changing expressions—his delicate features reforming as pleasure seeped through his nerves, his eyes fluttering as he tried to keep them open, drawing a perfect circle with his mouth and widening it into an oval once Wooyoung bottomed out. You resisted shutting your eyes, wanting to take in the hushed whimpers escaping the back of San’s throat without any external interferences, but couldn’t bring yourself to look away from the hybrid’s face.

Wooyoung’s patience had never been the greatest, always first to jump off the couch whenever he heard your footsteps approaching the front door; not backing down even after getting scolded for crowding you while you made dinner. So you weren’t particularly surprised when he allowed San only a few seconds to adjust, snapping his hips into the hybrid with urgency, pushing his body into yours with every forceful thrust. Veiny hands found San’s waist, gripping the narrow diameter while he drove his cock into his dripping hole, lowering his head to watch himself sink into the stretched rim, and puckered his lips to drop a wad of spit over it, adding to the mess San had already made.

The sweat coating San’s forehead smeared over your chest, his body curling in on itself as he simply took Wooyoung’s cock, giving up on his lousy attempts at thrusting into you. Wrapping your arms around San’s shoulders, you cradled the back of his head and pressed your lips to his hair, the sound of skin-on-skin blending in with the soft mewls vibrating against your chest while Wooyoung pounded into him.

“Kitty feels so good, so warm inside, ah-” his hands slid off San’s waist, one curving over the slope of his ass, spreading him open until the stretched hole peeked at him, squeezing deliciously around his cock, the other pressing onto his lower back.

San's back arched, his nipples rubbing over your torso with every forward jerk, “Youngie, please m-more- ‘want more- hnngh!”

The tone of his voice, the airy moans paired with the drool pooling over your skin, the minute brushes of his cockhead over your g-spot—you were beginning to feel impatient, walls clenching around his throbbing length. That was enough to drive him over the edge, your eyebrows shooting up when warmth spread through your lower belly, the hybrid’s body shuddering as another orgasm rushed through him, Wooyoung’s hips resolute as he guided him through his high.

Through the thick haze of lust, Wooyoung’s eyes locked on you, seemingly noticing your restless state as you warmed San’s cock. He leaned over the blonde’s body, planting a kiss over his shoulder blade, “is kitty being lazy?” the words seemed to fly over his head, his eyes barely open as he rode out the aftershocks of his orgasm, so Wooyoung gave him a harsh thrust to drag his attention back to him, a startled cry leaving his lips, “Does Sannie like Youngie’s cock that much? Too dumb to do anything but take it?”

San’s head shot off your chest, craning his neck to look back at the puppy hybrid, “l-love Youngie’s cock, please, ‘want it so bad-”

Despite San’s pleads, Wooyoung remained still, one hand squeezing at the flesh of his ass and the other reaching forward to lock with yours, “uh uh, you gotta move properly, San-ah,” he rolled his hips once, moving San with him, his cock hard and throbbing inside you.

“It’s okay, Woo,” you tried, but Wooyoung shook his head.

“Mommy should feel good too,” he pulled his hand away, holding San’s hips and guiding his movements—forward to properly fuck into you, then back to sink his cock into his tight heat.

With your walls wrapped around him and his around Wooyoung’s, the leaking cockhead pressing into his prostate every time it split him open, San’s breathing quickened, chest flushed and heaving as a melody of moans fell off his tongue. Unsatisfied with the pace San was going at, Wooyoung returned to his frenzied rhythm, taking San’s hips with him as he hammered his cock into his tight ass. Soft fingers grasped at the sheets by your head, glimmering eyes—glazed over and glassy—staring back at you, his lips moving in unuttered words as he found his voice through the sounds of pleasure occupying it.

“A-am I doing good, mommy? Is Sannie making you f-feel good?”

The desperation in his voice caused the butterflies in your stomach to thrash around, your fingers gentle as they caressed the hair at his crown, your other hand rubbing soothing circles between his shoulders, gliding smoothly over the sweat beading over his skin. “My good boy, doing so well for me,” you cooed.

And he was. Shots of pleasure seared up your spine as his cock dragged over your pulsing walls, curving into your sweet spot to push you closer to the edge. You could hear the distinct purr reverberating in San’s chest, the gap between your bodies small enough to allow his perked-up nipples to faintly brush against yours with every onward sway.

You could hear Wooyoung’s growing frantic, leaning forward and growling into San’s neck as he fucked into his dripping ass, “mommy, please, hah- c-can I fill kitty up? ‘wanna fuck his breeding hole full of Youngie’s cum, can I please?”

Heat surged through your insides at his words, his lidded eyes peeking at you over San’s shoulder, and you could see his tail wagging violently in the background. You pushed a purple strand off his forehead, brushing your thumb over his eyebrow as you spoke, attempting to maintain a steady tone while San’s hips bucked into you, “you have t-to ask Sannie, baby, not me.”

Burying his nose into San’s neck, inhaling the sweet scent emitting off him between the words he muffled into his skin, “Sannie, can I? C-can I give you my knot? ‘Want you to have Youngie’s pups.”

A whimper escaped through San’s parted lips, not knowing whether to pump his cock into you or to fuck himself on Wooyoung’s, his rhythm all over the place as he pathetically whined and begged for release, “y-yeah- yes, please- ‘Wanna have your pups, g-give it all to me- nghh!”

Amidst the chaos occurring above you, your nerves lit up as your orgasm snuck up on you, your lips parting in a silent cry while San continued his arrhythmic thrusts despite the tremors shaking your body. Whispered I’m sorry's blew over your skin, the setting sun bidding you farewell through the open blinds and painting the walls in a pinkish hue, the rays’ warmth nearly equivalent to that within you as San’s cock spurted weak ribbons of white between your walls. You whimpered at the overstimulation, and San pulled out of you, resting his softening length on your mound while the other hybrid used him like a fucktoy.

The rasp in Wooyoung’s voice echoed in your ears, “gonna look so pretty when you’re swollen.” San’s mewled in response. “All mine, my pretty kitty, going to take all of Youngie’s cum,” he ended with a throaty grunt, snapping his hips thrice before stilling, his knot locking in place and his abdomen flexing as he unloaded inside his heat.

San’s body seized up atop of yours, his face scrunching in discomfort momentarily before easing, and his muscles turned to jelly as he relaxed over you. But Wooyoung’s hand reached between their tangled limbs, pressing San’s spent cock into your lower belly and ignoring the broken protests from below. Grinding his hips into San’ stretched rim, he emptied his thick load inside his used hole, his hand dragging the blonde’s cock over the faint bulge in your tummy where a pool of his cum sat within your womb.

“Youngie, ‘hurts, it hurts-” He hiccupped, and yet his hips followed the movement, forcing his eyelids open to watch his angry cockhead smear watery cum and remnants of your arousal over the skin. “I can’t- please, I-I-”

“Yes you can, Sannie,” you interjected, running a shaky hand through his damp locks, “you can give Woo and I one more, right?”

His eyes welled up with tears, but he nodded nonetheless, the thick knot tugging against his swollen entrance as he slid his length over your skin. “F-feels weird, mommy,” but San kept moving, Wooyoung’s hand still spread over the length to trap him against you.

It was as though a pressure had been rapidly building inside him—Wooyoung’s knot stretching him open and his cum fucked so deep inside him, your skin so smooth and tender under his overstimulated cock as he continued to rut against it. Rough fingers wrapped around the base of his tail, tugging harshly and sending waves of euphoria crashing through San’s trembling body. The pressure burst in the form of translucent streams, his cock twitching uncontrollably as Wooyoung palmed over the head, urging more liquid to squirt out of it and coat your torso. A broken cry ripped out of San’s throat, jerking backwards and away from the puppy’s merciless touch until he gave him some reprieve.

Strong arms wrapped around San’s waist, holding him against his firm body while his chest rose and fell erratically. You sat up, running gentle hands over San’s thighs while peppering kisses over his damp skin, patient while the spasming in his muscles died down. Resting back on his heels, Wooyoung’s arms remained protective around San’s delicate body, eyes roaming over the liquid dripping off your breasts and down your abdomen, a cheeky smile stretching his lips until his canines peeked through:

“I think kitty's all out of milk.”

Once Wooyoung’s knot went down, he slapped off the sticky paws clinging to him and kissed away the pout painting San’s lips, rushing out of bed to clean up. San complained for less than minute before you walked in—showered and carrying a wet rag—to clean him up, running the cloth between his legs and wiping away all the slick and cum. He would shower later, but now, he allowed you to slip a fresh pair of matching pajamas onto his limp body, inhaling the familiar scent of your vanilla-scented laundry detergent before sinking into the clean bedding you’d laid out.

Settling into bed with his head tucked into your neck, limbs tangled up underneath the duvet, you heard the resonant purr sounding in his chest a few seconds before wet footsteps breached the doorway. A warm body followed by a trail of floral bodywash stretched over you to flop behind San's figure, arms enveloping the fatigued hybrid and his hands falling over your waist. With a final look at the two of them—San’s eyes fluttering shut as he succumbed to his exhaustion, cheeks flushed and his hair matted with dried-up sweat; a soft snore dragging your attention to the knocked-out puppy, damp, purple locks spread out on the pillow under his head while he squeezed himself flush against San’s back.

Despite his drowsiness, San peeked an eye open to look at you, an easy smile curling the corners of his lips once he found your gaze. You leaned forward to press your lips to his forehead, then his cheekbones, and finally his pouted lips, moving back while scratching behind his fluffed ears to watch slumber pulling his eyelids shut. You mooned over the tranquillity weaved into his expression—the subtle tug at the corner of his lips, a smile he couldn’t hold back even when unconscious—as though he carried no concern for the next wave of his heat, content so long as he remained encompassed within the familiar scent of vanilla and lavender.

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luc1ferian-art · 1 year ago

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Inktober • Day 2 • Spiders

"Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a...uh...goddammit what's the line again?"

So uh this is actually old art I drew a while ago of my spidersona after I watched AtSV. I was going to draw Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel in honor of HH coming out soon but I looked up references and immediately thought "how am I supposed to draw this bitch's head"

Plus I was busy and stressed so today you get this art I never posted on Tumblr before.

Aaaaanyway this is The Huntsman Spider! My spidersona from Earth-5927. They were bitten by a radioactive spider (shocker) while walking past a lab on their way to school. Their design is based on, surprise, the huntsman spider with their stripes.

Fun Fact: They're Indian (Like me) but since they live in a relatively small city where there's only a few queer AFAB Indian teens, they started making comments in Spanish so people would think they're Hispanic and draw attention away from their true identity (it's stupid and pains them greatly but it works)

I have more drawings of them which I'll share at a later time :D

I'm already sketching out my drawing for path tomorrow...

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tendous-socks · 3 years ago

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EXCUSE THE BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMAR I JUST HAD TO GET THIS OUT CAUSE I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS

SORRY IF IT MAKES NO SENSE BUT YEAH

MANGA DATES WITH CHIFUYU

IMAGINE THE TROUPE OF YOU BOTH LOOKING FOR THAT NEW MANGA EVERYONES RAVING ABOUT AND YIU FIND IT AND HE SEES YOU FIND AND IT AND ASKS YOU IF HE COULD JUST QUICKLY GET IT, AND YOU REPLY ‘ sure :) ‘ AND

AND

HES LIKE ‘ TYSM :)) ‘ AND GOES TO LOOK AT YOU AND 💥 B A M 💥 he’s blushing 😳😳

CAUSE WAIT WHYRE YOU SO PRETTY EITH A HARM FULL OF BOOKS EASILY COSTING HIS ALLOWANCE AND YOUR OTHER HAND GOIJG TO TUCK A PESKY HAIR BEHIND YOUR EAR

AHHHHH

AH H HH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK OMG OKG IS THIS THE START OF A ROMANCE ?? IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF HIS FATEF LOVE- WILL HE MEET THE LOML OF THIS VERY DAY AS YOU BOTH REACH FOR THE SAME MANGA???

:00

BRO THIS IS LITERALLY HIM

LIKE HES FREAKING OUT AS HIS EARS ARE BURNING UP AS YOUR FACE SCRUNCHES UP IN CONCENTRATION AS YOU SEARCH FOR A TITLE CAREFUL.

HE WANTS TO ASK IF HE CAN HELP- HE REALLY DOES SO YOU CAN START BEING FRIENDS BUT HE SUDDENLY SEES THAT NO YOU FOUND THEM- THE VOLUMES YOU WERE LOOKING FOR NO😭😭

“ are you okay??”

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO HIM???

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR KNIGHT

“ o oh yeah i’m fine… i i just need to find a certain thing… “

“oh really? i can help :) i come here all the time so i know… uhm yeah i’ll help you look “ he noticed that you stopped mid sentence as a blush took over your face

STOP- WHY ARE YOU SO PRECIOUS AHHH

AH HHHH H H H

okay okay okay

he asks what you’re looking for, expecting something like a cute rom com like fruit baskets or maybe even a story like nichijou -

hoping you said horimiya so you could both talk about it 😌🤞

“ berserk :) “

“ oh i love that- say what. “

WDYM BERSERK????? BRO THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF ROM COM 🚨RED 🚨ALERT RED ALERT 🚨

“ oh yeah i’m also looking for.. uh sorry i’m a little embarrassed “

HORIMIYA!

“ pumpkin night… “

he froze.

what-

“ PUMPKIN NIGHT?? REALLY?? HOW-“

you chuckled as you scratched the back of your nape. a smile smile on your lips as you adjusted your haul.

“ yeah i know, gorey right? “

he nodded.

“ i dunno, i thought i’d try romance but it just makes me feel more single than i already am- which i’m surprised you like it.. or are you getting it for your partner??”

“mm? oh uh… yeah mhm yep. “

😀😐😟

CHIFUYU WHAT THE FUCK-

WHEN I SAY THIS MAN IS HAVING A MENTAL BREAK DOWN HES LITERALLY GOING LIKE THIS

HE SEES THE SMILE ON YOUR FACE DROP- NO N ON O NO!!

“ ah i see… anyways uhm, i should go… “ you trailed off as you quickly grabbed a book from the shelf

CHIFUYU YOU BITCH CHASE AFTER THEM!!

“ uh yeah okay… do you wanna get uhm pet?”

“… pet?”

“ i uh- i mean coffe- or whatever you’re into - we can uh talk about manga??” 😐😐 he’s trying okay

you looked him up and down as you noticed his the beads of sweat rolling down his face and his fidgeting. yeah he doesn’t have a lover. that’s what you’re sure of.

😈😈 hehe

“ i would love to!..” YES YES OMFG YES WOOOOO

HE WAS GOIJG CARTWHE

“ but i don’t think your partner would be too fond of us together… talking about… “ you peered at the book he was holding. he could feel your eyes track up his body, almost like a profiler would as you finally met his eyes with a glint of mischief.

“ peach girl. so maybe another time hmm? “

you hummed as you walked away

😀

#tokyo revengers fic #tokyo revengers x reader #chifuyu x reader #chifuyu headcanons #chifuyu matsuno #chifuyu scenarios #anime #anime x reader #manga #manga x reader #chifuyu

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commenter2 · 2 years ago

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Seeing Stars review

Octavia goes away with the book and Blitzo and the others have to find her in LA. Let’s get started.

First off I want to say how surprised I am that this episode came out before Halloween given the series’ history with the holiday. Along with it being a nice surprise, I wonder if this means we will be getting something else on Halloween/Halloween weekend like maybe the possible release of the first episode of Hazbin Hotel or another video like Holidaze. I honestly would choose a sequel to Holidaze or a small HH themed video such as a vid where we see this universe’s version of Dante’s Inferno was a result of Lucifer wanting to get Hell some publicity only for things to go wrong while giving Dante a tour or a cartoony video where Lucifer (after seeing and falling in love with Lilith) goes above and beyond to try and meet her face to face as those things would be great world building for Hazbin Hotel.

I like Stolas’ Neil DeGrasse Tyson like opening, in fact the opening reminds me of “Loo Loo Land” minus the song.

It was nice seeing Octavia happy for a bit, too bad that doesn’t last long :(

So Stolas and Stella are going through with the divorce yet I’m surprised that Octavia seems okay with it as I thought we would see her reacting to that news and not taking it well, it being the reason she runs away.

Stella mentions if Stolas’ is turning Octavia against her, which makes me wonder if SHE will try and turn Octavia against Stolas. Hopefully not as that would be cliché, especially since I can see him doing that on his own.

You can hear a bird call in Stella’s speech when she hears Stolas call her a bitch XD

So Octavia is mad but she is not running away because of her parents, just trying to get to the meteor shower that her father promised to show her. Ehh I’ll admit, it’s an interesting surprise to what we all thought was going to happen.

Why does Loona hate Blitzo so much that it involves violence? I mean we’ve seen her mad but not like that.

Finally some MxM!

I like to think that support Blitzo got from Moxxie to assert himself towards Loona was a result of their trip in episode 6.

Octavia and Loona finally meet!

Octavia with the book brings up some questions, like how much training does she actually have with it? I figured with it being a family item she would have been trained how to use it by her father when she was younger. Also how does she feel about an imp that is sleeping with her dad having the book for most of the month? Does she just not care or is she actually hurt that her father gave some random guy something she and her father used for years?

“supernatural creature is mistaken for person in disguise” cliché.

Full demon Stolas, and again it’s nice to see him mad at Blitzo for a change.

Human Stolas confirmed, in a very anime way :)

Still no human disguises for Blitzo and the others

If Stolas is weak on Earth, does that mean all demons like Charlie are less powerful on Earth? That would be cool if it was, especially if we one day see a high level demon fight a high level angel on Earth. Its also important info if Charlie ever appears in an episode of Death Battle, fingers cross. This scene also seems to confirm that Stolas does have some portal opening powers without the book, as I mentioned in my episode 6 review.

In that scene of Blitzo and Stolas fighting (which again nice cause it’s a break from the usual interaction between them) there is a graffiti pic of a tentacle with an eyeball. Though unlikely is that some sort of reference to the Von Eldritch family, since their octopi demons with multiple eyes and other parts? The word eldritch was also mentioned at the beginning of the episode during Stolas Neild DeGrasse Tyson speech.

A bit of a OOC moment for Moxxie in my opinion, seeing him whine to Millie but it’s okay with me as not only was it nice to see more of Moxxie’s love of music, we get to see him acting like a opossum XD

It’s also strangely nice to see Millie getting a bit annoyed with Moxxie more, as it shows the relationship isn’t perfect and can be improved on which can lead to some interesting stories in future episodes.

Back to Octavia, how much about Earth does she know? I mean the last episode confirmed the book was made so Stolas can keep track of what humans do, so did she miss that part of the book or has Stolas been doing a bad job?

Moxxie X Millie duet!!!! Also I want to know the guys thinking process for how he created Elmozilla.

Human Veroskia Mayday merch, the 2nd refences of her human career we’ve seen so far.

Another 4th wall break by Blitzo.

Small thing but Stolas’ compliment to the bodyguard is the ONLY time in the series so far where Stolas was interested in someone else, even if it was just small but it backs up a theory IDK if I talked about on how Stolas is only attracted to Blitzo and even if someone better looking came up he wouldn’t change that.…..much.

Again there is another graffiti of an aquatic creature (jellyfish) with what looks like eyes. Are we getting hints that someone will be going to the Envy ring (which is filled with aquatic demons) soon? I mean there was that scene in the 2022 trailer of Moxxie working with what looks like a shark demon and Millie fighting some. Though it shows them in a bank, I’m hoping that’s a flashback and in the episode there going to rob someone easier and less secure, like maybe the Von Eldritchs as they are confirmed to be rich and I do want to learn a bit about them before Hazbin Hotel, especially Bethesda as I’m curious on what she is like and what about her would make Lilith frown when she is looking at her as seen in that Morningstar/Von Eldritch family pic in the pilot.

Looks like Octavia just became a fan of “Star Owl”. I wonder if that owl is referencing something or if she just finds it funny that humans think magical owls look like that?

With all the religious stuff in this episode like Octavia near the nun, the signs about demons walking among us, and the producer referencing God, I’m surprised the demons haven’t felt offended or sicked by it. Maybe after eons of Heaven being there neighbor, demons got use to it as I do recall there being a alcohol brand in Hell called “Holy Water”.

Also how come the producer didn’t ask him to take off his “costume” for the show. I’m starting to think there some kind of Percy Jackson mist like spell that makes humans have trouble seeing demonic/angelic stuff most of the time, which some exceptions like in the book series.

It can be hard to see but Blitzo was happy by Stolas’ compliment about how he will do well on the show, another sign he does having feelings for Stolas.

If Blitzo was that happy about the humans laughing at his joke, then things at the circus when he worked there were even worse than what we already know.

No surprising that Hell’s comedy is dark to humans, though I can see Blitzo being hired as a writer for Family Guy.

Once again Stolas is hanging out with Blitzo when he should be looking for his daughter. Why didn’t he just say to Blitzo he’ll come back later? That would have been good for his character.

(Sees Stolas drinking water after Blitzo’s sexy wink) too easy, moving on.

No new apps on Loona’s phone unless you count the Hell version the generic apps like mail, photo, etc.

Since Loona has the same name for her Sinstagram as her Instagram account, does this mean the Helluva Boss Instagram accounts are now canon to the show or does Vivzie still want us to have an open mind about them? I need answers HH/HB writers!

I’m starting to believe that theory about Wacky Wally being Mammon in disguised is going to be true. That or maybe he’s close to Mammon like their best friend with similar minds or Wally’s a secret child of Mammon’s.

Wait will Loona and Octavia’s Instagram images of Earth be key in bringing up Stolas’ crimes? Hopefully not as that would be too easy and I’m sure others have done it like Verosika Mayday and didn’t get in trouble.

In that scene where Loona finds the Octavia look alike, does anyone else think the guy with blue hair looks a bit like Ed from Ed,Edd, N Eddy? His hair also looks like Rolf’s.

WOAH! I had a feeling the orphanages in Hell would be bad, but this is something else! Is it because their Hellhounds that it looks like a dog shelter??? Seriously what makes demons in Hell think this is good for the orphans?

Blitzo is more buff than I thought!

Again Octavia is alone crying, this is Loo Loo Land all over again!

Also another HB Instagram account is here, so are they canon?

Octavia can use fire magic, and she made a owl noise while coughing XD.

I know I have been reading into a lot of stuff but during Loona’s speech, though she was likely talking about Blitzo for most of it, I wonder if she was also talking a bit about her biological parents in it as well since we don’t know what resulted in her becoming an orphan. Maybe like Octavia, Loona's parents got divorced and through some more tragedy, ended up as an orphan.

Nice moment between Loona and Octavia, and we see another example of Loona caring about Blitzo deep down. Hopefully we can see the two interact more soon and become friends as they could really use some.

I feel like Octavia forgave Stolas a little too fast here. Personally, I would have made her still be a bit mad at him for something or at least have her tell him he wished he would just ignore Stella and Blitzo a bit and focus on other people.

So Stolas has taught her spells, just not big ones. Nice to know but it makes me wonder why he hasn’t since we’ve seen he has a lot of free time, which AGAIN makes me wonder what he actually does.

Angry Millie is funny, especially when she carried Moxxie bridal style when he was walking slowly.

Another good episode (as always) especially when I thought the episode was going to be a bit more dramatic, though that does hurt it here.

Good world and character building as always but what I really love about this episode was all the small things that happened as they quickly build up such as seeing characters interacting in different ways like Millie and Stolas being mad and annoyed at their love interest and finally seeing Loona interact with Octavia, which will obviously be explored more in a future episode. I also like how the episode made me question things about this world and the series like how much do demons (likely modern day) know about Earth or human society/culture, if the instagrams are now canon, how characters feel about certain things (Octavia knowing Blitzo has book), and if we got a hint of what the future episode featuring Moxxie and the shark demon will be like since all of that can be discussed while we wait for the next episode to come out.

The biggest weakness of the episode is how it feels like an alternate version of “Loo Loo Land” if Loona had been in the episode and the moment where Octavia ditches Stolas was extended. This makes me wish that the episode was a bit more emotional as that way the episode would feel different from “Loo Loo Land” and we would have gotten some development for characters whether it be sad scenes like flashbacks of a younger Octavia finally realizing her parents don’t love each other (and see her interact with Stella) and one where she was in the house during Stolas’ speech from the previous episode about keeping the relationship for Octavia’s sake and feeling sad but happy that her father stuck out for her OR during Blitzo's performance, Stolas realizes he needs to find his daughter and leaves Blitzo alone, causing him to freak out a bit which helps build up to that scene of the day he adopted Loona.

Also when I saw the clips I felt like this was going to be another step to Stolas getting his “just desserts” for ignoring his consequence from last season but no he just felt bad a little bit (in my opinion) with again no consequences at the end. It would have been nice to at least see Octavia develop a bit like how she is now going to make it so that Stolas isn’t always trying to get with Blitzo and make him focus more on other things. That or as a twist to the episode, after the characters see a news report of Stolas enjoying Blitzo's jokes, Octavia is again heartbroken that he put Blitzo in front of her again that she stays mad at Stolas, hinting/foreshadowing that she could eventually move out of the house, leaving Stolas totally alone. On a different note that can led to a scene of Blitzo comforting Stolas, which makes them smile at each other a bit.

Though a good episode I hope we get a bit of a break from Stolas and the other goetias for a while and see an episode that focuses on someone else like Moxxie and his heist episode. Fingers cross Millie gets a good story in that episode.

Till then if you want to see more of my Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel content, give me a follow as one of my future projects involves doing a small Helluva Boss rewrite that I will likely start near the middle of season 2.

What were your thoughts on “Seeing Stars”?

#Helluva Boss #helluva boss blitzo #vivziepop #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss loona #helluva boss octavia

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we-rate-tmnt · 4 years ago

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I request: Leonardo. Please and thank you 🙏.

Idk if everyone loves Leo or if my header and avatar just remind everyone about this amazing blue boy. (This one’s super silly btw. I’m just sillier as time goes on. Character development I guess?)

The iconic leador Leonardo (1987)

Bro idk why but I loved this Leo. I have a tiny memory, especially with this version but I clearly remember that I thought he was the funniest and the coolest. I mean, he had swords, what was I supposed to do as a 7-year-old. NOT like him??? Anyway, while Raph was the best at insult comedy, I think Leo had the best puns and punchlines. I really like how nonchalant this Leo is compared to his iterations, going along with really silly ideas and having fun along the way. But because of this, his leadership is a little forced at times, he seems like such a chill and fun dude that when he gets serious, I have to squint and ask ‘are you Leo? Or were you just putting on act a moment ago?’ Or my perception is entirely warped over time. Either way, good turtle boy, could have used some work tho. 5.7/10

Here comes grumpy lad wooo this is all read very monotone btw Fearless Leader (2003)

What. What the fuck happened. I was actually so confused when Leo turned really angry and serious and almost manic. I thought that episode when he popped into Casey’s window and was like ‘Hey bitch lets go beat the shit out of some lowlifes’ I was WOAH THERE BUDDY BACK UP BACK UP BACK TF UP. It was so sudden to me and when it was finally explained, it made some sense??? Like yeah, character development is great an’ all but this ain’t it chief. I can’t imagine what it was like having to wait for these episodes to release one at a time. Bc I watched every episode back to back on Youtube and I was genuinely bamboozled. But when you have an experience like that where guilt is weighing down on you from a situation you couldn’t control, it would’ve been HELLA HELPFUL to have at least a flashback, like a line saying ‘I was so useless!’ at BARE MINIMUM. Like right after Shredder is booted off to Planet Zula, Donnie would notice that Leo didn’t seem all that happy and would ask why and Leo would get upset and yell at Donnie saying that ‘You wouldn’t understand’, ‘You don’t know how I felt, how I feel because of that’, etc. Like you don’t even have to say he felt guilty or helpless, just give us something to grab onto. We’re merely six-year-olds who thought they could climb the YMCA rock wall in easy mode but instead the script riders harnessed us up on the hard one and wouldn’t let us come down until we rang the little bell at the top. I think that is the only problem I had with his Leo. The sudden change of calm and decisive to angry and irrational was so jarring that it felt unnatural without that crucial context. If you want a surprise reveal, at least hint at the reveal (like just about every Disney movie with their ‘twist’ villains) not wait until the very last moment. I think this might be my least favorite Leo and I think the season where he stood out the most and seemed the strongest was Fast Forward (Which was GOOD FIGHT ME), especially in scenes with Dark Leo, his clone. He sees so much of himself in Dark Leo but he also sees something he had once grasped (AKA the poorly written character arc, I CANNOT stress how bad I thought it was). Although, I honestly think he’s a really good character and he’s a pretty neat guy. However, this score is entirely held up by Fast Forward and his connection with Usagi, sword bros to the end of time. 3/10 (2 for FF and 1 for Usagi)

And now a Leo that makes me genuinely feel UWU Leo (2012)

I cannot stress how much I like this guy! Like his design is so appealing, his dedication, his obsession with Space Heroes, like I FUCKING LOVE IT. And everyone knows, that shit with Karai, at first when they didn’t realize they were related, I can let slide but kajsdflksadf what even like why did the writers feel the need to add in more ‘love interest’ implications like yuck yuck yuck. The only two interactions with Leo and Karai that I really like are when Leo defeats her using the healing hands technique and when Leo has a goth/emo/punk/idk I’m new here phase and they team up and EXPLOSIONS. He was introduced to us as being incredibly naive and his idea of leadership is from some old cartoon that’s basically star trek but ethically questionable. After his fights in season 1, to the finale with the technodrome, you can see his growth. He’s able to formulate plans and make life or death decisions. BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE. When Leo got hurt, I felt like the oof sound effect mixed with some tears I normally shed at some Shojo manga bs. While the episodes following were super weird, it was a nice way to help Leo recover, not only physically but spiritually (Although I don’t remember the spirit arc at all except the epic Raph vs Fishface fight, so we’re skipping that). When Master Splinter really died, you could tell there was a huge impact on Leo, but he had to remain stoic and lead the family now. A lot of heartbreaking moments in this series came from Leo and I’m glad they took at least some thought into developing him. Tiny head Leo will haunt my nightmares, but the giggly fanboy will warm my heart constantly. 6/10

I only have one word for this Leo (Heroes in a Half Shell: Blast to the Past)

This is a super crazy bad idea accent on the super crazy bad part have I mentioned it’s also a really terrible idea/10

Okay, spoiler alert, didn’t really think this Leo was that grand Leo (2014/2016)

Painfully average. He didn’t stand out that much, Raph was part of the focus and had that touching scene at the end, Donnie was ICONIC and Mikey (with his weird-ass eyes) was super lively and funny! Leo? Uh, I don’t remember a single line he said. Because he never really grabbed my attention, I don’t have too much to say on this version. The Raph and Leo fight felt forced and the whole ‘keep this stuff that could turn us human a secret’ was pretty pointless and was added just to cause drama, I don’t even remember what that Splinter and Leo conversation was about. Design-wise, really neat! You can see some more traditional Japanese clothing/style mixed with modern (I’d feel a lot better about this assumption if some could tell exactly what the heck he’s wearing, but I get traditional Japan warrior vibes from it) in his look which was super neat! Other than that, if you like him, please tell me why because I don’t get. He was just kinda eh. 5/10

AHHH MY BOY YASSS WHOOO!! Neon Leon (2018)

Okay, I loved Ben Schwarts already from Parks and Rec but like him being Sonic AND Leo, like DUDE. He’s super funny by himself but teamed up with this shows writing and animation, it makes it hilarious. I literally love this Leo so much, maybe because we’re alike but honestly, he’s amazing. I love his design with the red and yellow crescents accenting his skin and livening up his color pallet. He has a very healthy and natural dynamic with his brothers, he’s the first to know what’s wrong and tries his best to make up for his actions. This is really prominent in the most recent episodes, along with the episode portal jacked. In both, Leo is separated from his brothers. Portal Jacked is in a more literal sense, while Air Turtle handles in more of an emotional sense. While both are brief, Leo sees his error and tries his best to make it up to them. I love his dynamic so much and it’s so nice to see something like this compared to the unnecessary drama and tension between the brothers in the previous series. It’s refreshing and this is something a younger audience needs to see; instead of fighting, it’s better to work together and improve yourself along the way. Improvement is a big theme for Leo here. He’s a goofball, makes jokes at every opportunity and isn’t quite skilled at fighting or using his weapon. But he grows over time, he learns to manage his power and he’s working on mastering it. He’s trying to put aside his narcissism more and focuses on his family. I think the approach they took with him rising to leader rather than slapping it on his forehead was the goddamn best decision they could make. He’s making plans, finding loopholes, helping out and getting out of his comfort zone. I cannot stress how well this show has handled Leo, along with the other characters. I can’t wait to see more episodes about his growth and I am awarding him with one of the greatest honors I could give... 10/10

Storytime: I drew a super cute 2012 Leo, you should look at him. Shameless self-promo, but you should follow me on my main blog bc I’m nice and I draw pretty pictures. Also. I have a little 2012 Leo Happy Meal toy??? I think??? guarding my window and he’s been there for YEARS. I need to bring him in and refresh his paint job.

Wow! I didn’t expect this many requests for Leo, so the blog will be momentarily spammed with the requests, but it shouldn’t be too much! Up next should be the last turtle (Mikey) and then we can get to some REALLY great requests I’m eager to answer. As usual, please comment and reblog! I’d love to hear your opinion!

#Tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #1987 leo #2003 leo #2012 leo #2014 leo #2016 leo #rottmnt leo #Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #asks #I forgot how my tagging system worked

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iwannafuckyexiu · 5 years ago

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WHOOPS — KAMINARI DENKI X MALE!READER、NSFW

2k words!

KAMINARI IS TOP AND MIGHT BE OOC KAMINARI IS TOP AND MIGHT BE OOC KAMINARI IS TOP AND MIGHT BE OOC Just to make it clear.

bathroom play heheheeh

It was a Saturday night — no, Sunday morning to be precise — you reclined yourself on the long, comfy sofa in the living room, going on round after round of PUBG dully.

The sound of your avatar in the game echoed throughout the room, showing how empty the house was. You were alone at home since your roommate, Kaminari Denki, was probably out at some club or karaoke while you decided to halt your nightlife for a moment.

It was when you clicked into your nth match of PUBG that a thud reverberated from the front door. Startled by the sudden sound, you looked through the fisheye of the door before opening the door to a sober and stressed Kirishima and a drunk Kaminari.

As soon as Kirishima saw you, he shoved the drunk mustard head towards you and left as quickly as he could, leaving you to stare at Kaminari while Kaminari gazed at you with a blurry look too.

"Are you drunk?"

Kaminari let out a slight hiccup as he leaned against the wall, pointing a quaking finger at you, he stammered, "N-N-No I'm not."

Clearly.

Albeit Kaminari would be a pain in the ass as a drunkard, a good idea came across your mind that is full of yellow waste.

An impish smile played by your lips while you approached a vulnerable Kaminari, you picked the boy up by the waist and brought him all the way to the bathroom. Setting Kaminari down in the bathtub, you flicked open the tap and water began gushing out from the opening, filling the tub.

"C-Cold!" Kaminari screeched, he sprang up a little at the icy temperature of the water but you pressed him down to keep him from scrambling off.

"Don't worry I'll warm you up."

Your fingers leisurely unbound the buttons on Kaminari's white, translucent dress shirt as you loomed over the edge of the bathtub to reach. Wan skin began unveiling under your vision when Kaminari cracked an eye open and groaned at the feathery touch around him.

As Kaminari's sight cleared up gradually, he flopped up slightly at the realisation of what you were attempting to do, "W-W-What are you doing?"

"You."

Before Kaminari could respond to the highly inappropriate line, you took Kaminari's chin in your fingers swiftly and connected your lips as you lowered his head. Tongue diving straight through between the opening, you stepped into the bathtub to deepen the kiss.

One hand holding Kaminari's chin and the other planted firmly against the wall above Kaminari's head. You wedged a knee between Kaminari's legs, teasingly stroking against the boy's groin while you nibbled on Kaminari's bottom lip to create a reaction from him.

The ticklish sensation ravaging Kaminari's mouth made all the muscles in his body halt their work, you shifted an arm to slither around Kaminari's waist as he became a puddle of jelly in your domineering assault.

Engulfed in each other's scent, the alcoholic whiff drenching Kaminari's body seemed to bring you into an intoxicated state as well, surrounding him.

Reaching a hand down towards Kaminari's aching crotch, your fingers flexibly popped open the button but didn't go further, only circling a middle finger on the tent below, luring a longing whimper from the boy. You withdrew his lips from Kaminari's, leaving an erotic string to stretch between them.

"Ah, looks like you're pretty awake, huh?"

To Kaminari's disappointment, you didn't continue touching him but instead unzipped your pants with one hand and stared at Kaminari with raised brows. As if saying, what are you waiting for?

Tortured by the pleasure that he was stopped from, Kaminari brought himself towards your crotch. Fingers hooking on the waistband of the boxers, Kaminari tugged it down to reveal an already standing cock springing up in his face.

Pink and pretty.

As Kaminari clasped a hand around the cock firmly, his tongue lapped slightly at the tip of your cock, tempting out a low grumble from above. Another hand clawing at the inside of your thigh, Kaminari let his mouth take in the protruding rod while his fingers remain locked at the bottom of the cock, you didn't realise sooner as the overwhelming feeling fell over you.

Sucking and licking at the stem, Kaminari slinked his fingers towards the tip, delving the crack open wider slightly and thumb rubbing at the crevice. You groaned at the euphoric yet throbbing sensation coursing at your cock, body weakening into shallow waters of the tub.

The knot within you quickly came to the brink of unravelling but Kaminari's fingers sealed around the bottom of your cock halted that, the pleasure raking around your entire body, rendering you paralysed. You were completely vulnerable and Kaminari took advantage of that.

A hand extending out for the body wash bottle, Kaminari squeezed a large amount onto his fingers. The viscous liquid trickling down his hand acted as a lube substance as he circled a digit around the hole behind you before sending it in smoothly.

"Ah!"

"W-Wait, what are ... hhh ... you doing?" you shakily questioned, lifting your eyes at Kaminari, he hoisted up a trembling hand to stop Kaminari to no avail as the latter attached his lips to the tip of your cock and sucked harshly, erupting a surprised moan from him.

Head rising up to look at you, a grin that mirrored the one formed on your features earlier appeared on Kaminari.

"Yo-u."

Though Kaminari's tone was a bit shaky at the inappropriate phrase, it didn't stop him from sounding even alluring than usual, voice masked with a magnetic ring, lower than usual.

Fuck, karma's a bitch, were the lines that ran through your mind as you melted into Kaminari's arms and control, very fucked in both contexts.

One finger.

Two fingers.

Three fingers.

Kaminari reached out for the sneakers just beside the bathtub as one hand remained closed around your cock. Removing the shoelace from the shoe, Kaminari skillfully secured around the base of your cock in place of his fingers while his other hand resumed thrusting through the tight region.

Kaminari's lips sealed the fractures of whimpers let out from your throat, his digits brushed against the deepest spot in you. In which you arched your back and quivered at, the veins encircling your cock jutting out more while the painful thrill tormented you.

"Ngh ... t-ake it off ..." you muttered in a low tone between your heavy breaths and groans, extending a hand to loosen the tie but a firm grip around your wrist halted your movement.

"Nah, it looks pretty there, " poking fun at you, Kaminari's steaming, drunken breath prodded against the reddening shell of your ear, "doesn't it?" As Kaminari spoke, his fingers didn't stop too, flicking the tip of your cock, squeezing and stroking the testicles. He stared into your sober yet blurry eyes with a provocative gaze.

"I'm coming in," Kaminari hums with a hooked tone beside your ear, withdrawing his finger from your hole, gleaming with your sticky liquid. One hand clutched onto your thigh, leaving pale red claw marks, Kaminari's cock teasingly grazed against the pink opening but not going in just yet. And to that, you lazed below him, not resisting or anything.

Might as well enjoy it if you can't stop it.

You thought on the positive side, though enjoy would be an overstatement, as looking at the shoelace tied around your cock made your balls ache.

Kaminari's throbbing cock slowly entering you, a ripping feeling twinged at your rear despite the full foreplay before that. Your facial complexion blanched down to paper white, a roll of sweat dripping down your temple, you gnawed on your bottom lip to the point of bleeding to clog up the painful moans rippling out your throat.

"JSSHDKJSHk tAKE IT OUT!"

"Ah sorry, I'll be quick!"

And with that, Kaminari's entire cock sunk in.

"AH—!"

The sudden movement had your nails raking across Kaminari's waist in the agony of having a foreign matter deep inside you, you shut your eyes tightly, lips coming apart into a faint groan.

"I—am ... n-never going to be bo-ttom after ... hh—this!"

The feeling of having something intruding at the back, the way you could feel the trace of Kaminari's cock in you made you embarrassed yet excited. The rod scorched your insides as it scraped against the contracting walls and delved deeper, squelching against the viscid fluids released from your body lewdly.

But you still preferred to be the one fucking than be the one fucked.

"Yeah sure," Kaminari laughed into your neck, his voice hoarser and lower than usual, "if you can even get the chance to."

Raising his head, Kaminari silenced you before another complaint came out from your mouth. Lips clashing together and tongue slipping through the gap between teeth, you relaxed your body from the euphoric feeling and your backside seemed to be less tense.

As Kaminari clutched onto your waist, he began rocking his hips hard into you without any rhythm, the tip of his cock barely prodding against the sweet spot in you but it still brought out a string of pleasured yet pained curses from you.

All of a sudden, Kaminari picked you up from the bathtub, standing up to his feet by the side of the tub whilst your private parts remained connected.

"Ah, is that where it is?"

The sudden change of position caused a pitched yelp from you. The cock ravaging your walls pressed against the one spot in you that brought great pleasure, teasingly rubbing over the same area repeatedly, you clutched onto Kaminari harder.

"A-Ah n-ot there ngh ... it's t-too deep!"

"Hahahah ... then shall I go harder instead?" Kaminari joked along with him, his movements never stopping even one second.

Being set on the sink, the frigid sensation of the porcelain mixed with the flaming rod ramming through you instantly sent a small whimper out of your swollen lips with the contrast of temperature.

Kaminari frowned lightly in his drunken state. Not satisfied with the position they were in, he hoisted a leg onto his shoulder while his hand pulled at your ankle to open up more space, giving him more access to send himself in deeper.

Settling his hand by your hip, Kaminari began another round of assault. His cock reached all the way through you with every thrust, kneading at your prostate gland in rapid motions. You could only groan at the growing pain of not being able to reach your peak, letting out faint whimpers while you clutched onto the edge of the sink with your hand.

Chin tipped upwards and back arched, your barely opened eyes stared at the mess at your crotch. Despite your cock being strained by the tight shoelace, the translucent white liquid leaked out the opening, some slowly oozing down the side of your cock towards the sticky puddle below you.

"Didn't—... know you had it in y-you hahah ..." you said to Kaminari between breaths, a light laugh reverberating from you while you fell back into another trance of moans as Kaminari slammed into you harder.

Kaminari sped up his grinding as his climax gradually approached, seeming to get rougher with his thrusts. You bit at your lip, feeling your cock throbbed in both suffering and thrill, being stimulated every time Kaminari's abdomen brushed against the tip whilst his cock filled you up wholly.

Lips weaved together once more, his cock sucked in hard by your walls, his hand clasping your hip in his palms, with one last hard thrust, a spurt of hot liquid was released into the deepest part in you. And a continuous string of milky cum ejected out of your cock, onto both your bodies when Kaminari pulled loose the shoestring around your cock at the same time.

The overwhelming pleasure put you into a state of extreme pleasure and euphoria. Kaminari rested his face in your neck, one of your legs still hanging over his shoulder, as you quivered vigorously at the climax, discharging your load in an uninterrupted chain of white liquid.

"I bet I can fuck you better than this," despite being worn out after such an exercise, you provoked Kaminari whilst he cleaned you up in the bathtub.

"Hahaha, sure." Hearing the challenging tone in your voice, Kaminari lifted his head up to gaze at you, eyes narrowed into a grin as his finger inside you pressed at your prostate gland, erupting a whine from you.

"Goddamnit."

#Kaminari Denki #kaminari #denki #bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #bnha x reader #bnha smut

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blogenana · 6 years ago

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Doctor Who - Earthshock Live Review

So I have my crisps and lemonade and im ready to continue my journey through classic who - idk why I just started live blogging it...

• People are climbing

• So they've found something- an alien I'm assuming- why do humans always tamper with things we shouldn't

• Oh they haven't found something theyre looking for people

• I hate how classic who drags on so slowly

• Sinister music

• 'probably nothing" foreshadowing...

• Okay get to the killing already

• YES FINALLY HELLO DOCTOR

• Wow I forget they must have their own rooms in the Tardis

• Lots of books in Adrics room

• "why should that interest me" ooh okay Adric getting a bit sassy

• Why's he fed up

• looool "I'm tired of being considered a joke" "why am I being constantly teased" maybe because you're annoying and you make sexist remarks?

• oh chill

• The doctor don't have time to deal with this

• aww okay Adric being jealous that Nyssa and Tegan get more attention from the doctor than him is kinda cute

• 'I give you my word' 'just as you gave your word to Tegan" okaaaaay go off (spoiler alert) ik Adric dies in this because I saw a spoiler so this is very sad foreshadowing that the doctor will break his word to Adric about making time for him- kinda sad

• I hate the celery stick

• okay Adric kick off

• Doctor can't take criticism which is interesting because the last time he was probably ever blamed for something was One with Barbara and Ian. I don't remember any companion ever criticizing him like this before

• 'Well it can wait' you'll regret that

• "I'm tired of being an outsider" this would make sense if we had seen him being an outsider before - in my opinion Tegan is the outsider as she's new and not as mathematically advanced as the others. also I would say that Adric is the closest to the doctor out of all 3 so his point isn't really valid

• I guess this is the writers way of making adrics death more tragic

• ooh Adrics theme

• I swear he was an outsider amongst his own people too

• 'the tools would go missing" why do these people never take the hint

• forgot Adric was from e space- tbh what was the doctors plan when he did demand to go home eventually- did he wanna travel with him till he died?

• "e space is another universe, there isn't a taxi service that goes back and forth"

• Romana mention!

• "im not waiting around while you plot the course to your own destruction" the doctor has never experienced a companion death before - also foreshadowing

• "you know I think since his regeneration he's become decidedly immature" this is funny also like 4 was soooo mature

• I like Adric and Five's relationship

• the actor who plays Adric has gone better

• Nyssa is the most mature out of this entire group

• "breathe deeply and relax" why is Tegan a meditation instructer out of nowhere

• the doctor didn't take much convincing

• lol the doctor bopping Tegans nose was cute

• Ooh Dinosaur bones

• let me guess - the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs was an alien spaceship or aliens killed them

• Someone screamed

• Ooh yeah she be dead

• Okay the villains look like they're wearing gimp costumes

• Reminds me of American Horror Story Murder House & the leather monster

• Aah doctor who giving a lesson on how the dinosaurs were killed. We love a show that educates

• Did I mention how much I hate the celery stick because I hate it honestly whose idea was it

• Bro chill why is this man grabbing the doctor like that what he do

• Calm the fuck down mate

• Gimp people be shooting

• Okay they may be androids but they'll always be gimp people to me

• Android vision

• CYBERMEN!!!! DAMN

• Why they gotta hit us with the plot twist like that i wasn't ready

• The Cybermen looks sad

• Hehehe the face is funny

• Gimps be strong

• Why do the Cybermen sound muffled

• I find it more creepy when they have human voices than Robots because it makes It more real that these machines have humans in them

• hHaven't seen them in some time

• I love Tegans sarcasm

• I'm cracking up at the Cybermen voice

• 1 gimp down 1 to go

• tThe gimps be dead

• 'prepare to activate the devise" dun dun DUN

• Damn the Cybermen be skinny

• I'm bored i want doctor/cybeman action

• Okay it's getting intense

• Cybermen be SHOOK

• "cyber technology is too advanced for earthlings" figure it out then mate

• He's recognised the Tardis

• THE BEST DIALOGUE "TIME LORDS, BUT THEYRE FORBIDDEN TO INTERFERE"

• THIS ONE CALLS HIMSELF THE DOCTOR, AND DOES NOTHING BUT INTERFERE

• YESS PREVIOUS DOCTORS VS CYBERMEN

• I'm geeking out

• Imma watch this bit a few times hang on

• Aah I loved that it was so cool bloody hell I'm a nerd

• The 2nd Cybermen looked shocked while he was watching

• "have you no emotions sir" classic

• "Adric do you have a moment" "I'm hungry" Okay I like him in this one he's a mood. Why is he suddenly likeable the ep he dies

• "all part of the daily routine" see what I mean

• Well your daily routine Is gonna end soon

• He doesn't wanna go home!!

• Doctor is relieved it's cute

• Ah this is sad

• It would be easier if i didn't know he was gonna die

• Cos I do like their relationship

• Okay we're being introduced to new people

• "you're beginning to bore me" the writers knew

• I'm trying really hard to concentrate I've zoned out

• Ah the doctor has got my attention "I want to announce my presence, see what the reaction is" course

• aaaand the doctor is caught and he's being accused for murder again

• Don't they have cctv just check it

• "apprehended why can't he just say caught" me in English classes

• 'even under the threat of death he has the arrogance of a time lord"

• I thought Cybermen had no emotions but this Cybermen just said he wants the doctor to suffer for their past defeats - revenge is an emotion which is v ironic

• Hh SHIT the Cybermen are walking

• lol tegan " im just a mouth and legs" she's such a mood

• The Cybermen music is cool

• The doctors face when he sees them

• Aah the soldier has betrayed them

• Why is it that whenever there's a women in charge the men who is second can't handle it and goes rogue

• iIt's such a typical trope

• The dialogue for the doctor is great

• "you know them"

• "oh yes, we go back a long way"

• Haha "I'm surprised they didn't mention me" 'well perhaps you overestimate your importance" "oh I doubt it" doctor is and will always be that bitch

• The doctor is doing doctory things

• "that's very clever" "oh it is" the doctor bragging about how clever he is starts here

• Damn tegan she just shot a Cyberman

• Flashback to "the doctor makes people into weapons"

• Finally the doctor vs Cybermen showdown

• Lol I knew they would kill the betrayer

• "our records indicate that you have a fondness for earth" (especially earth girls)

• "this time we shall succeed in destroying the earth" no you won't mate

• Ah the Cybermen coming out of plastic Wrap is a throwback to the 2nd Doctor Cybermen story

• Tegan looks like a badass with the gun

• So they're destroying the leaders of various planets before they destroy the Cybermen

• Tegan has no idea what she's doing

• I love how Five says the most savage lines with the most polite tone

• He could tear you down and look like he's complimenting you

• Tegan has been caught

• Cyberman in the Tardis is weird

• 'who is this woman' - 'no-one of consequence' - 'thanks a lot - gotta love Tegan

• Okay wow that scene between the doctor and the Cyberman about emotions gave me goose bumps what a thrilling scene

• The Cybermen has a point- he can control the doctor because he has emotions

• I'll never get tired of the debate about emotions between them because it genuinely feels like the Cyberman defend the concept of having no emotions to defend their existence

• Five looks hot when he's defending emotions

• Fuck they need to leave Adric behind

• Shit I'm getting nervous

• His theme is playing!

• The Doctor looks conflicted

• Adric leaving his hand out after the doctor let go...

• "I'll see you soon" this is the actors best performance because you can see in his eyes he knows he won't

• The Doctor has never had a companion die before so he walks away without looking back

• "it will once you start getting rusty" Tegan is funny

• Adric is plotting

• The Cybermen say they have no emotions but forcing Tegan watch her own planet getting destroyed is extremely sadistic

• Clever Adric

• The Earth looks different

• Okay so Adric's cleverness is what gets him killed because he knows he can crack the code

• The Dinosaurs! I knew it!

• Oh crap Earth is safe but Adric doesn't know that

• I think this comes down to Adric wanting the doctors attention and wanting to be the best to have his attention

• The Doctor has his pin!

• Five suffocating and shooting a Cyberman is shocking to see

• Adric whyyyyyy

• This Cyberman walking towards him is bloody persistent

• "Now I'll never know if i was right" such Adric last words

• Id like to believe he was

• Damn.

• The Doctors face. The fact that it could have been avoided if he just left the ship

• Adric is the first companion that died on the Doctor's watch

• Adric died thinking the Earth was going to be destroyed and he could have stopped it

• The credits!! his gold star! the silence! this must have been a shock to the viewers. If i didn't know beforehand through spoilers I would be going crazy

• Earthshock had it's ups and downs, the downs in regards to the pace of the plot however the story was good and the Cybermen were fantastic especially their interactions against the doctor. Tegan and Adric were great. Nyssa didn't really have much to do. Davison was amazing. I liked the writing.

• Also I liked the structural shift of the story to the cave androids to the bomb to the spaceship to dealing with The Cybermen to saving Earth and then to Adrics death

#Doctor Who #Earthshock #Fifth Doctor #5th Doctor #Adric

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cloudybookash-blog · 6 years ago

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100 Warm Up DnD Character Questions

1. If your character wasn’t an adventurer, what livelihood would they lead?

Well she’s royalty so I guess she’d go on to be Queen if she stays in her country, but if she forfeits her rule and moves - maybe she’d like to be a politician.

2. Who in the party would your character trust the most with their life?

hmm… to be fair I don’t think she’d willingly trust anyone with her life, a real ‘I’m in charge of me and you’re in charge of you’ type. Though she does on numerous occasions rely on others to save her life one way or another.

3. What are your character’s core moral beliefs?

I would say before her character arc she firmly believes in Good vs. Evil trope, where she believes you’re either good or bad - there’s no moral middle ground. Go big or go home I guess. The only thing I know that over rides this belief is her loyalty, but I’m not sure that’s a moral belief.

4. What relationship does your character have with their parents and siblings?

I think I’ve answered this question before, loves her mother, admires her father, cherishes her older brother, one-sided love with her little sister, and wary but unconditional love for her younger brother.

5. Does your character have any biases for or against certain races?

I would say yes, before her character arc I think she internalises a lot of negativity towards her own people, and others that come from her planet. As well as a select few others that she meets on the new planet. obviously after he character arc, this changes.

6. What is your character’s opinion on nobility? On authority?

As nobility herself I would assume (lol, I say like I didn’t create her tf??), she would firmly believe in being knowledgeable in places of authority or leadership to better the community, country, and/or the people. She’d be very, VERY against corruption in political/authority areas. But otherwise, I think she’d outright assume all people in a position of power are there to do the best they can by the people they serve.

7. Describe your character’s current appearance: clothes, armor, scars they’ve picked up along the journey, etc.

This is actually the hardest thing to me, I have no idea what this bitch wears unless its armour or ceremonial but she’s on a new planet and needs to hide her identity so can’t walk around in clothes more suited to her country and the title she has there. I honestly default her to some type of shorts (probably board shorts for the quick drying) and a t-shirt or singlet with some type of covering garment for when it gets cold. BITCH DOES SHE EVEN WEAR SHOES? idk.

8. What location encountered in the campaign has your character felt the most “at home” in, or just generally liked the most?

… Actually haven’t thought about this… it’s because i’m a shit writer.

9. What deity, if any, does your character worship? What’s their opinion on other people’s worship?

I think, due to her home-planets current political sphere that she doesn’t have or believe in any deity. However, her friends on the new planet have like a million religions. I think broadly speaking she’s accepting as she does know what religion/worship is and its personal importance but doesn’t KNOW know. And then it’s just a lot of confusion having never been taught any religion or worship outside of royal gossip. So confused, but happy about it.

10. If your character had time to pick up any artisan’s tools, game set, instrument, etc., what would it be?

A flute maybe? idky, coz I said so, I guess.

11. Describe your character’s current relationship with the player character sitting to your right.

Not applicable?

12. What is your character’s current goal, summed up in one sentence?

Bring peace.

she’s the avatar, apparently.

13. Does your character ever want to “settle down” with a spouse, children, house, etc.?

I guess, maybe faaaaaar in the future though.

14. Has your character ever been in love?

Ya, the kind of love you don’t realise until the person is gone.

15. What battle in the campaign has been most memorable to your character?

I’m translating this for a book so I’d say maybe the first battle that’s fought on page, just because so much goes wrong and that’s where she finds out who/what she’s really facing. Either that, or whatever ‘battle’ went on off page as she was previously banished and I’m just trying to figure out ‘exactly’ what happened, did I mention i’m a terrible writer yet?

16. If your character wasn’t whatever class they are, what would they be instead?

So like, if they weren’t born into royalty?? Ah, I guess the bitch would be poor then… or a soldier, though I guess still poor.

17. What is your character’s favorite season?

Think I’ve answered this before and said winter, so … Winter!

18. What would your character’s Zodiac sign be, following stereotypical astrology?

Okay, so I just had to read through a list of personality traits for the zodiacs to answer this question and now want to answer for all five mains, so:

Z: Gemini.J: Ophiucus (he’s that bitch).ME: Scorpio. (surprised? same.)HH: Pisces. Though he acts like a Leo most of the time.M: Aquarius.

19. Where in the world does your character most want to visit?

Travelling is like a really easy thing to do in my book so... I wouldn’t know... maybe the Pixie Palace (it’s not as cliche as it sounds I just can’t figure out a better name).

20. What is the biggest mistake your character has ever made?

oooooooh, idk fuck, I’M SUCH A BAD WRITER!

21. Does your character have any noticeable scars? If so, what are their stories?

Her eye? fucked up ‘transport’ during escape.

22. What animal best represents your character?

am i allowed to say idk, idc? coz - idk and idc.

23. If your character could go back in time and change one thing about their life, what would it be?

I feel like this is a question I’ve already answered but I can’t remember... Maybe she might change her banishment (so she doesn’t get banished) although I feel like whatever she got banished for would have to have something to do with her immovable morals so?? Man, idk i’m a crappy writer who doesn’t think about the characters enough to know all this. Maybe she’d take back the fact that she screwed up the transport during her escape which got almost a hundred of her allies killed for nothing, or change who she brought to the first battle/how she went about preparing everyone for that moment so even more meaningless death didn’t happen (ooh, did I just answer q.20 on accident???)

24. Which other player character does your character find themselves having the most in common with?

I think she’s very different to the other characters, both in upbringing and personality. Of course there’s some intersecting like being as aggressive as ME, or being immature and prone to lapses in judgement like HH, or wanting nothing more that to help everyone like M. I would say the easier(/better?) question would be who she has the least in common with being Julian, I just think they don’t really have a lot in common, age is diff, hobbies are diff, perspectives on life are diff, goals are diff etc...

25. Does your character regret any particular choice the party has made?

Everything that took place before the first ‘battle’, just because they didn’t screen their inductees better, didn’t teach them properly or make sure everytone was on the same page and communicating with one another, lots of logistics problems before the first battle and the cost of those mistakes were pretty big so, I’d say she regrets that.

#writing #writing ask #wip #cloudybookash #booklr #bookblr #sorry for the long ass wait mon #I dont know how to prioritise my shit

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blueonwrestling · 6 years ago

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it isn’t surprising but people are still getting worked SUPER hard by Ronda Rousey.

I am a big fan of Ronda, she was the one person in the MMA world i gave a shit about because she just came off as a cool bitch and she liked Pokemon, so like there you go for me, and she’s came into the WWE and honestly, she’s better than any of the homegrown talent wwe have ever produced, and is as good as some of the previous indie talents or even better (Sarah Logan for example) there are women who are still better than her no shit, but just her raw passion and love for the wrestling business shows.

These “worked shoots” are fucking brilliant because it’s hooking people, people are legitmately getting worked from these shoots, and that hasn’t happened in years.

I am slightly “jaded” because i can see when a work is a shoot or a shoot is work BROTHER - HH but im still fucking loving it for the other aspects.

This 1 year run for Ronda Rousey has been the best year of wrestling anyone has ever had period. She’s literally the reason women are going to main event wrestlemania this year, and not just because “IT’S WOMEN CLAP CLAP” they’ve earned it, the star power is there and it’s fucking worked.

Becky and Charlotte have done their bit too, no doubt, but if Ronda wasn’t there, they wouldn’t be main eventing and you have to give her something for that.

When im interested, LIKE LEGIT INTERESTED, in seeing what a Dana Brooke does then you know they’ve done something wonderful with Ronda.

#wwe #ronda rousey #wrestling #wrestlemania #wrestlemania 35 #becky lynch #charlotte flair #Dana Brooke

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ua-monoma · 6 years ago

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.12.20.

ua-monoma Hey.

Are you back yet

Or are they still keeping you prisoner over there

@ua-todoroki Mostly prisoner. I think they'll kick me out soon, though.

ua-monoma Good to hear.

Goddamn, though... They sure are taking their time with you.

ua-todoroki Most of it was Endeavor. I think he's finally reaching the conclusion everyone else on earth made within a week that nothing can be done except time.

ua-monoma Wow. Took him that long, huh.

ua-todoroki Not surprising.

He's dense.

If anything this just proved that he cares more about my quirk than he cares about me.

ua-monoma I'd say...

ua-todoroki I've never seen him so passionate about someone other than himself.

Then again. It wasn't passion for me as much as just my quirk.

Haha.

ua-monoma ... Is this the part where I'm supposed to laugh too? Or am I allowed to just continue to sit here in contemplative horror.

Because, honestly, the latter is more in-character for me.

ua-todoroki You can't multitask?

ua-monoma ... God I hate you as a person.

ua-todoroki Oh, is that why you messaged me?

... And visited me?

Multiple times.

ua-monoma It.. wasn't that many times.

ua-todoroki It was more than once.

ua-monoma Mhm... it WAS more than once... you know how to count... very proud of you...

ua-todoroki Thank you, I take pride in my education.

ua-monoma As you should, as you should. I'm sure you've only ever gotten the greatest.

ua-todoroki Why would I ever be given anything else.

ua-monoma Oh, I don't know. I don't know your life story.

Not entirely, anyway.

Somehow.

Despite how much of it you force onto me,

ua-todoroki Force?

ua-monoma Too strong a word?

How about... push.

Or impel.

Whatever synonym makes you feel better.

ua-todoroki I can stop mentioning it if you want.

ua-monoma ???

No, it's fine. I'm teasing you.

ua-todoroki Oh.

Right.

ua-monoma If I was actually bothered, do you really think you would have heard the end of it... I wouldn't shut up 'til you stopped, heheh...

ua-todoroki ... You're right.

If you don't want me to stop then how do you feel about it?

ua-monoma Ah?

Well.

The information itself is uncomfortable. Kind of increasingly so.

It's... always been hard, trying to reconcile that image you've been painting of him with what I've known for so long.

But it's good to know it. I'm glad to. I... suppose you can say I like being told about it.

In a weird way... Might be a little weird, I don't know.

ua-todoroki That makes sense.

I don't think of it that way. I guess that's because I've always known.

ua-monoma Yeah. It would be hard to visualize, I'm sure...

ua-todoroki If you want to know anything else you can ask.

ua-monoma ... I was never, like, a fan of Endeavor's. I respected him at a time but I had other heroes I liked better, but I... at a time, I... could relate, at least a little bit. To the fact that he was trying his hardest but his image was so smeared for so long by the media.

Cases like that always got to me. I never liked that he was sort of bullied by the public opinion.

... Now I don't give a shit, obviously.

ua-todoroki Makes sense.

He's lucky he gets off so easy with the media.

ua-monoma Luck has something to do with it, yeah. I'm sure his PR team works very hard.

ua-todoroki Far too hard for what they're paid.

ua-monoma I bet...

ua-todoroki At least he's nicer to them than he is to me.

I use the term nice very loosely.

ua-monoma Yeah. I shudder to think what working under him would be like.

I've heard... plenty of rumors.

ua-todoroki I'm willing to bet most are true.

ua-monoma Terrible...

ua-todoroki And yet. He's at the top.

ua-monoma Yeah........................

It's fucked.

ua-todoroki Something like that.

Seeing him more recently has reminded me why I was so quick to get out of the house when I could.

ua-monoma Right. ...

You have to go back soon, wouldn't you? Once winter break starts. Or were you planning on just staying at the school still for that..

ua-todoroki That's true. I'm sure it wouldn't matter. He might bitch for a second but as long as I see Natsuo and Fuyumi it'll be fine.

What are you doing?

ua-monoma Ah, right... Are those your siblings? Hm....

Doing... for break? I haven't decided yet...

ua-todoroki They are.

We should spend time together at some point.

ua-monoma Oh.

Yeah... We could.

I assumed I was gonna see you anyway.

All the festivities... PR events... charities or what have you... I get dragged to a few every year so I assumed I'd see you at one of those.

ua-todoroki Wanted to make it final.

ua-monoma Hmmmm. Alright.

ua-todoroki Seeing you in passing at an event isn't the same.

ua-monoma I suppose it's not...

...heheh.

ua-todoroki What?

ua-monoma >:3

You want to see meeee~

ua-todoroki So?

ua-monoma >:3c

It's adorable.

ua-todoroki Not really.

ua-monoma So, so cute~

ua-todoroki It's not cute.

ua-monoma Yes it is~

ua-todoroki What's so cute about it? It's just seeing you.

ua-monoma Oh, I'll spare you the explanation~ I don't want to overwhelm you with the details, heheh...

Bet you're flustered enough as it is.

>:3

ua-todoroki No, no. Please explain. I'm not flustered.

ua-monoma It's cute... because you wanting to see me means you miss me when I'm not there. Heheh.

ua-todoroki Sometimes.

ua-monoma Sometimes is more than never~

ua-todoroki It's mostly just missing company.

ua-monoma Deflecting.

You have friends, don't you?

ua-todoroki You're one of them.

ua-monoma Oh...

Am I?

ua-todoroki ...? Yes?

ua-monoma Mhmm.... I see....

ua-todoroki That's a surprise to you?

ua-monoma Yes, well... I might've lost my memo on the subject in the mail or something...

ua-todoroki Well here it is.

ua-todoroki Tada.

ua-monoma Wow... Amazing.

🎉

ua-todoroki Glad that was cleared up.

ua-monoma Ahaha...

... I have a question for you now...

ua-todoroki Oh?

ua-monoma Yes.

ua-todoroki Then.. ask.

ua-monoma You.............. are aware that 'friends' aren't supposed to hate each other, right?

ua-todoroki Oh.

ua-monoma I'm just wondering. Because I know you're still learning certain things.

Social cues, and such.

If there was another memo I missed, however, now would be a great time to catch me up, I suppose....

... And by that, I mean...

... Now is a perfect time to finally confess your undying love for me...

ua-todoroki Haha. Funny.

I guess it's just because the last times I've seen you haven't been... violent. Or bad.

If they were then that was another memo missed.

ua-monoma No, no, no memo or whatever...

I'm not gonna kick a man while he's down, Todoroki. 'Course I've been... non-violent. Or whatever.

ua-todoroki Yet you still came to see me. When you knew it wouldn't be like that.

ua-monoma ... I did, yes...

ua-todoroki Which... sounds like a friend thing to do.

ua-monoma Alright alright, I see your point...

ua-todoroki To conclude... friends. Or something similar enough.

ua-monoma Fine, fine, fine... One of those.

ua-todoroki Cool.

ua-monoma ... That stays between us, though. I don't need everyone bringing this up constantly to me...

ua-todoroki Why would that even be a problem?

ua-monoma Because I don't think you've noticed but people like to use every little detail about my life against me.

ua-todoroki I meant me talking about it. Because I have noticed that.

ua-monoma Hh.... Whatever, okay. Tell everyone if you want to.

Shout it from the rooftops.

ua-todoroki No. I won't talk about it. I'm not stupid.

ua-monoma Then why ask...

ua-todoroki Guess I worded it wrong. Me keeping a secret isn't an issue.

ua-monoma Oh. ... Good, I guess.

ua-todoroki If I'm not the one beating you up I'm not a fan. So.

ua-monoma Thank you. That means a lot.

ua-todoroki Does it?

ua-monoma Absolutely. Warms my heart. It's what I dream to hear, every night.

ua-todoroki Glad I make your dreams come true.

ua-monoma That sounds so weird coming from you, omf.

ua-todoroki Is the truth that hard to hear?

ua-monoma Oh my god....

ua-todoroki A shame. I thought you wanted to know about my undying love.

ua-monoma Mm... The moment's passed. Atmosphere just isn't right for it anymore...

ua-todoroki Right. The atmosphere.

ua-monoma Yes. Obviously.

ua-todoroki Exactly what should the atmosphere be for undying love confessing?

ua-monoma Oh right, I forgot you wouldn't be much of an expert, huh...

Mood lighting. Romantic music. A few strategically placed rose petals... I hope you're writing these all down.

ua-todoroki Wait wait wait let me get a notepad.

ua-monoma Well hurry up, I don't have all night...

ua-todoroki Okay... be patient, I'm a hospitalized man...

ua-monoma Yeah yeah, excuses...

ua-todoroki Got it. Continue.

ua-monoma Right.

Obviously, setting is very important... Should be somewhere spectacular... And expensive.

ua-todoroki Right right okay... yeah... spectacular... and expensive... how expensive?

ua-monoma The truer the love, the more money you'd spend to express it...

ua-todoroki Well I'm not about to blow my entire inheritance on some person.

ua-monoma Damn. Thought you loved me :/

ua-todoroki "The truer the love, the more money you'd spend" :/

ua-monoma ... Yeah???

ua-todoroki And I wouldn't spend that much on you.

ua-monoma Ouch. :/

ua-todoroki Sorry :/. Just not my type :/.

ua-monoma Wow, okay. :/ After all I've done for you...

ua-todoroki I can't help it :/.

ua-monoma You can stop making that face now :/

ua-todoroki I don't want to :/.

ua-monoma Fuck.

Guess you're stuck like this forever, huh... :/

ua-todoroki I guess so :/. Is that like a second quirk? :/

ua-monoma Oh yes... I have several, obviously.

ua-todoroki Right... obviously... and what would they be? Is making people hate you one, or just a natural talent?

ua-monoma Oh, that... That's just a gift that's been passed down my family for generations.

ua-todoroki So.... a quirk.

ua-monoma No, dummy. It's... an art form.

ua-todoroki You must practice a lot to be this good at it.

ua-monoma Oh yes. What better way to spend your childhood than making absolute sure everybody hated even the idea of you.

ua-todoroki I could name a few. Not that I ever experienced any.

ua-monoma Haah...

ua-todoroki Guess we can bond over that too.

ua-monoma Aha................. on what, our tortured childhoods? I suppose so.

Mine really is pretty standard, though. Especially compared to yours.

ua-todoroki Mine wasn't incredibly horrifying.

ua-monoma Are you sure about that...

ua-todoroki Yes?

ua-monoma Mm.

Alrighty then.

ua-todoroki ..... Yeah.

ua-monoma Yeah.

So, anyway.

ua-todoroki Right. Anyway.

ua-monoma ... Not to ask for clarification yet again but I'm, just wondering,, that whole last bit about not being horrifying was you making a joke still, right.

ua-monoma Just wondering.

Sometimes we go off the rails with our banter and get a little too, mm, real, so...

ua-todoroki ..? No, it wasn't.

ua-monoma Ah.

ua-todoroki I've heard stories worse than mine.

ua-monoma Yeah. I've heard stories worse than mine, too.

Like yours.

ua-todoroki I don't think it's that bad.

ua-monoma Well, I'm telling you it is.

ua-todoroki How can you even make that call.

ua-monoma Because it's common sense.

ua-todoroki You barely know what it was.

ua-monoma And? All that means is that it's worse than what I actually know, and what I actually know is pretty damn fucking horrifying already.

ua-todoroki No, it means you don't have the fucking context to say it was that awful.

ua-monoma Whatever. If you want to pretend getting beaten by your own father isn't 'that awful', suit yourself.

It's not normal, though.

And it shouldn't have happened.

ua-todoroki It was just training.

ua-monoma It was an excuse to hit a kid.

ua-todoroki Bullshit. It wouldn't have happened if it wasn't necessary.

ua-monoma Necessary to do what.

ua-todoroki Necessary to make me stronger.

ua-monoma Bullshit.

ua-todoroki It's not bullshit. I told you. You don't have the context.

ua-monoma Enlighten me, then? Or shut up about it.

Because if you're just gonna whine about me not having the details without letting me actually have them then this conversation is pointless.

ua-todoroki Because just doing physical exercise and quirk training only goes so far. Being in real fights is better and more helpful, and who would be better to simulate a real fight than the #2 hero. Everything is worth it for that.

ua-monoma That's idiotic.

We're in the best hero school in Japan and we've never once had a 'real fight' with a teacher at our age and you're telling me a grown man felt the need to engage in one with a child.

ua-todoroki We have plenty of fights with other kids. Like I said. It was just a faster and more practical way to get me ahead.

ua-monoma Keyword being 'kids'. Did you ever win a fight? Did he ever LET you?

ua-todoroki You learn more from losing.

ua-monoma Wow.

ua-todoroki Are you done.

ua-monoma Sure. You're not listening to what I'm saying anyway.

ua-todoroki I'm listening, you're just wrong.

ua-monoma Stop talking already.

ua-todoroki Fine.

ua-monoma Fine.

#[[ SIGHS ABOUT IT.... DAM... THEY'D BEEN DOING SO WELL FOR SO LONG AHJKGS ]]#monoma.log #todoroki #repentance.arc #integrity.arc #child abuse tw #[[ just for heavy discussion of todo's past.. ]]

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dialovertoenglish · 7 years ago

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Laito - Maniac 02

Yui: Haah……

Yui: (First of all, why am I sitting alone in the limousine with this person, facing him?)

Laito: Nfu, what is it, Bitch-chan? Is there something on my face?

Yui: No, nothing……

Yui: (To begin with, that the brothers gather in this limousine to go to school…… It’s weird if you think about it, isn’t it?)

Yui: (Even though they don’t seem to get along too well. I wonder if it’s a precaution against sunlight.)

Yui: (Haah, if I had been alone, I could’ve run away…… Ah, probably not. They’d catch me if I tried.)

Yui: (Also, Laito-kun has just……)

Laito: -- Hey, Bitch-chan. They say your eyes say more than your mouth…… Don’t you agree?

Yui: Wh……What’s wrong, all of a sudden?

Laito: Nothing. Even though I said I’ve been watching you this whole time.

Laito: Maybe you’re thinking about playing with me? You’re ignoring me without even noticing.

Yui: (kh…… I tried to avoid eye contact as much as possible, but he still caught me.)

Yui: Th-That’s…… W-Well…… Because I’m worried you’ll do something strange again……

Laito: Something strange? Nfu. Like when I licked you there, or did that to you?

Yui: Kh……! Please don’t say it like that.

Laito: But it’s true. Besides, if you’re embarrassed by that, what comes next will be unbearable, you know?

Yui: Wha……!

Yui: (Just what is he planning to do?)

Laito: Oh well. Since it’s awfully humid today, I wanted to drink this here together with you, Bitch-chan.

Yui: ……? What’s this……?

Laito: Hmm. Ayato-kun said he took it from Reiji’s room. It’s a treasured drink.

Yui: From Reiji-san’s……?

Laito: Him. He tried a bit alone and enjoyed himself

Laito: He’s just as gloomy-natured as Subaru, isn’t he? …… *gulp*……!

Yui: (He drank it……!)

Yui: Are you okay……?

Laito: If you think so, how about you drink some, too?

Yui: No, thank you.

Yui: (It looks suspicious. It’s definitely better not to drink that.)

*Laito grabs her*

Yui: Eh……!? Kya…… Mhhh!?

Laito: Ohh, mhhh…… *kiss*……

Yui: (H-He made me drink it…… Mouth to motuh!?)

Laito: Nfu…… Haah…… Isn’t it…… Really good? *licks his lips*

Yui: *cough*…… *cough**cough*…… Without warning…… How mean!

Laito: Nfu. But Bitch-chan, you said you wanted to drink it too.

Yui: kh……!

Yui: (What is this…… My throat feels so hot as if it’s burning…… My chest hurts……)

Laito: -- Hey, Bitch-chan. How does it feel?

Yui: (How does it feel…… I don’t know what to say)

~~~~~~~~~~ Choices: 1. It feels good 2. It hurts

[If “It feels good”]

Yui: It might…… Feel good?

Laito: Nfu. I thought so. I figured if you drink this medicine, you’d surely become obedient.

Yui: (kh…… What am I saying?)

[If “It hurts”]

Yui: It feels…… painful?

Laito: Hmm, that’s a lie. Be more honest about how you feel. Look……

Yui: (Even if you say that……)

~~~~~~~~~~

Yui: (Uhh, it’s no use…… I’m starting to feel dizzy…… I should lie down a bit……)

*he pushes her down*

Laito: Nfu. Bitch-chan, your face is really red, you know?

Yui: Haah…… That’s…… It’s somehow… Incredibly hot……

Laito: Poor you. You’re sweating, too…… I’ll…… Lick it for you…… *lick* …… Mhh *kiss* ……

Yui: (kh…… Even though it usually just feels bad…… Right now, it feels like being tickled by a feather)

Yui: Uh…… hh……

Laito: Huhu, you look like you’re enjoying it, Bitch-chan…… I’ll lick you some more.

Yui: Ah…… Cold……

Laito: Because I’m undressing you. Nfu. Ahh, on your chest…… There’s sweat looking like pearls…… *lick*……

Yui: Stop! I’m embarrassed……

Laito: But it feels good, doesn’t it? Mhh, let’s undress more.

Yui: N……o……

Laito: It’s not embarrassing. Come on, take off more clothes, show me you immodest side.

Yui: (It’s embarrassing…… But even so, somehow…… I can resist even less than usual)

Laito: You’re surprised by yourself, aren’t you?

Yui: kh……?

Laito: But this is your true nature, Bitch-chan……

Yui: That’s…… not true!

Laito: It is. The you that’s happy to have her body licked by me,

Laito: And the you that’s worried about her body trembling for my every word.

Laito: They’re all you.

Yui: Don’t try to seduce me……!

Laito: I’m not. This is an unshakeable truth. Nfu.

Yui: (It can’t be…… If I accept it in the end…… I’ll end up falling)

Yui: (It can’t be…… And yet……)

Laito: Come, let’s make it feel even better. …… Let’s fall into hell together.

Laito: It’s okay…… I’ll only do what you like.

Yui: kh……

*heartbeat*

Yui: (No……kh!!)

*The limousine stops* *Laito backs off*

Yui: kh……!?

Laito: Ts…… What bad timing.

Yui: Ah…… I-I…… What……

*she sorts her clothes*

Yui: Was that because of that drink?

Laito: Nfu. It was because of the drink, but the side that came out was without a doubt your own, so don’t worry, okay?

Yui: D-Don’t worry……?!

Laito: Oh well. I didn’t do it here on purpose. I’ll love you more slowly when we can take our time.

Yui: (……That those were my true feelings…… That…… That can’t be. It must have been because of that drink……)

Yui: (-- That’s how it has to be)

As two litte notes: When Yui tells Laito “Don’t say it like this”, it’s because Laito’s phrasing was very close to “Anna koto ya sonna koto”. Literally, it just means “this and that”, but it’s mostly used as an euphemism for sex, which is why she felt so uncomfortable.

Later on, about Yui “falling”. The word can mean both literally falling, as well as falling for someone’s trick or falling in love. Since Laito follows immediately with “Let’s fall into hell”, I interpreted it more as falling in the religious sense.

Now that we have this: Sorry for taking so long! I already told you I’d been back home for three weeks, then my best friend moved in with me so we had to settle some stuff, get her furniture, etc. Additionally, I had to take care of some mistakes regarding my Bafög (pretty much German student loans?) because I need that money. I do like being able to eat.

And right now, I’m a bit tired because my degus chewed throught their cage and I got to spend two hours catching two of them when I wanted to go to sleep. Well, at least my life isn’t boring? xD

#Diabolik Lovers #haunted dark bridal #sakamaki laito #dialovers #diabolik lovers translation

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serendipity-y · 7 years ago

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part two of the ask!!!

@xoauroraaxo 65 asks: 1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? i don't understand the question 2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? like 4 3. The person you would never want to meet? i don't know, probably paul ryan bc his face annoys the shit out of me and i just want to punch him 4. What is your favorite word? fuck, probably 'petrichor' 5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? weeping willow 6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? either 'you need to sleep' or 'you need to dye your hair again' 7. What shirt are you wearing? a black tank top 8. What do you label yourself as? ?? gay as fuck?? 9. Bright room or dark room? dark room 10. What were you doing at midnight last night? probably talking to aurora and watching supernatural 11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? i think,, six?? idk why?? maybe because i was living with my mom and step dad again and everything was happy 12. Who told you they loved you last? my mom :) 13. Your worst enemy? any bigoted piece of garbage 14. What is your current desktop picture? it's a picture i got off of Rookie Mag 15. Do you like someone? yes bitch i do 16. The last song you listened to? Never Be by 5 Seconds of Summer 17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? this is so hard!!! probably pence bc trump will die soon anyway 18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? paul fuckin ryan 19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? my sister rory, and she'd have to go an entire day without arguing with me 20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) idk nothing?? i guess my eyes/ my lips 21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? i don't know, i'm skipping this one 22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? i can figure out what any crystal is (if you give me like 10 minutes and the crystal) 23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? being drowned by a clown spider (that's a real fucjin thing) 24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. idk,, anything?? 25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? donate it!!! 26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? france (you can also come) 27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? (Castiel is that you?) i have no clue,, i'd like to stay away from it. 28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? no bigots 29. What is your favorite expletive? does idget count?? bc ever since i heard bobby use it i think it's hilarious 30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? (besides my phone??) probably my camera 31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? ummm,, that one time when my cousin did this thing to me that i'm still not over 32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! australia 33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? okay so, if this was two people i would bring back my twin cousins who died from cancer (i never met them?? but i know my aunt would love to have them back). but since it's only one i'll say my dog brownie 34. What was your last dream about? idk i don't remember my dreams 35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? [singing] people say i am, but i don't think so 36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? no 37. Have you ever built a snowman? yes 38. What is the color of your socks? i'm not wearing any 39. What type of music do you like? p much everything 40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? sunsets 41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? chocolate peanut butter 42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) i don't watch sports lmao 43. Do you have any scars? yeah 44. What do you want to be when you graduate? a writer/ anything enjoyable that has to do with art (i think that's what the question is asking) 45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? fuck, i'd change more than i should (any hh fans ;;)) ??) but i think i'd change my teeth??? 46. Are you reliable? i'd like to say so 47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? DOES THE WORLD TRY TO KILL YOU?? 48. Do you hold grudges? depends how big the issue is 49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? if create a pig- pug hybrid 50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? one time in a group chat it was like 1am and i kept saying "mary jew ana" and i wanted to fucking die 51. Are you a good liar? it depends who i'm lying to and what i'm lying about 52. How long could you go without talking? not long, because i like yelling at my computer when dean is being ridiculous 53. What has been you worst haircut/style? when i got bangs 54. Have you ever baked your own cake? probably lmao 55. Can you do any accents other than your own? no 56. What do you like on your toast? butter 57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? it was a sigils that i put in one of my paintings 58. What would be you dream car? i don't really like cars but,, a '67 impala just because of spn 59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. i sing in the shower?? and it's really bad?? 60. Do you believe in aliens? yes 61. Do you often read your horoscope? not really 62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? i like u 63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? dragons 64. What do you think about babies? they're cute most of the time 65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. "what is your favorite lipstick?" i have teddy bear by melanie + lime crime and i love it

#ask #xoauroraaxo #it wouldn't all fit in crying

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drunkendragons · 7 years ago

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I watched the Emoji Movie and heres my liveblog of it. I just- put all of this into a word document so I can just copy and paste. Also Im watching it on kimcartoon. Lets get this over with. Warning for swearing so if you aint into that dont click the read more. Also this probably wont make a whole lot of sense. Also spoilers. Merry Christmas.

The Sony logo followed by Columbia- they animated a fucking phone coming up and putting an emoji over the face of the Columbia chick. Here we fuckin go gents. Here. We. Fucking. Go.

I don’t know what im hearing but I don’t like it.

NARRATION!

Wow atoms and code to sound fake deep awesome

‘like every freshman in highschool, everything revolves around his phone’ followed by two people walking into each other. Hey so fuck you

‘and attentions spams get shorter and shorter and youre probably not even listening to me right now’ DOUBLE FUCK YOU

Emojis aren’t the most important way of communication in history, word ar- im like three minutes in and im already ready to frog.

TEXTOPOLIS ARE YOU FUCKING.

The shrimp is fucking Australian what a surprise I HATE KNOCKING OVER THE ELDERLY elephants remember joke ah hahh h a hh ah

Theres the poop joke. Great.

This fucking Meh is insecure

Are you fucking- HIS PARENTS. SAID. ‘I DON’T THINK YOUR READY.’ THIS MOTHERFUCKER COMES IN, MAKES A SHITTY MEH FACE IN THE MIRROR AND THEN THE MUM IS LIKE ‘o ye this kid is ready’ like??? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Boob joke with peperoni

Smiler was the Original Emoji are you for Serious

THERES NOTHING LIKE GETTING SCANNED FOR THE FIRST TIME

Why do they need to reproduce like- is there an emoji graveyard or something? Do emoji’s die? Also I betcha this smiler chick is like- obsessed with her popularity and doesn’t want to be replaced or something

Another poop joke.

Gotta be meh gotta be meh.

Words aren’t cool? Fuck you.

Wow he manages to fuck up everything on the first day what a surprise

Smiler is so passive aggressive holy shit

Angsty rooftop sitting

His parents fucking suggest that he becomes a hermit

Another poop joke- nope Im counting that as two

#TRUTH kill me

I dont think they know who their target audience is supposed to be cause i sure as hell fuckin dont

Shes flossing aggressively

He fucking? She was like ‘o you messed up once time to die’ lol

Why does high five wanna get into this fucking party so bad

He just called coffee edgy are you shitting me

HE CAN POINT BUT HE CANT FORM A FIST

‘theyll never find us down here’ bitch you just threw the fucking painting or whatever you were using to hide it

Also why is the Loser Lounge only accessible through blowing a hole in the wall of the Favourite Emoji place

Sweep so you won’t cry? What the fuck?

The eye animation on these foreground emojis make me Hate

#BLESSED

The meh I was meh-nt to be. no

IM SORRY ARE THEY WEARING THE FUCKING SKINS OF OTHER EMOJIS OR AM I MISSING SOMETHING

Im guessing the stormy one is the cloud.

What could a teenage boy possibly want to hide from his parents?

Why does this kid need to hide fucking illegally downloaded music? And viruses? And internet trolls? In a fucking fake-dictionary??

Couldn’t he just make a face when the bots are looking for him and they’ll think hes someone else.

Is this part just an ad for candy crush

If you’re over it TURN YOUR FUCKING SOUND OFF YOU MORON

She spat on Glasses Guy twice and then punched him. Chill.

Obvs. Kill me. Kill me in the face.

Why did she- sort of get all feministy and then have it ignored completely.

Is this an ad for youtube now.

Did his parents just get a fucking divorce.

Great highfive just ate his own vomit so that’s great.

I like the just dance lady. I think.

Theres literally no way he should have been able to get over to her. She should be dead.

Blushy hair push.

Slay.

Please don’t tell me they’re gonna try and make that a Thing

Oh my shes a princess what a shocker

Where the fuck did these bullshit murder robots even come from. And why the fuck do they need to dance and WHY THE FUCK CANT THIS STUPID KID TURN OFF HIS FUCKING SOUND.

Also that’s not how you delete an app.

Welp the only character I liked died and it wasn’t highfive.

Why does this fucker scream unnecessarily

I AM :D SO :DD ANGRY :DDDD

Poop joke number whatever

IM LIVING THE UPGRA A A A AAAAAAAAAAAADE!!! (im sorry bmc)

Sassy gypsy. Fuck you.

Oh cool an unnecessary cut to highfive

TURN YOUR FUCKING SOUND OFF YOU MORON ITS SO EASY

Oh look another brushed off feminist thing

Are they gonna fucking kiss I swear

ANOTHER CUT TO HIGHFIVE FOR N O REASON

Oh look the parents are back. Or the mum is at least.

Wow the dad has other emotions wow

God I fucking hate this movie. So much.

How the fuck did Jailbreak know that she had upgraded her bot

Let me guess it fucking grabs jailbreak and then they have to save her

Oh well that didn’t happen but they’re in the dropbox now and highfive vomited up a candycorn again

I’ll feed you answers that I DON’T KNOW

Highfive stop being such a bitch about handing over the answer

I wanna know where she got the fuckin wristband from

Ooo shade. Kill me.

Did she hack herself. She did didn’t she.

ARE YOU SERIOUS HE GOT HEARTBROKEN AND THAT’S WHAT MADE HIM MEH? FUCK YOU

Also the robot coming into the dropbox is bullshit and contradictory to what Jailbreak said and Im mad about it

Jailbreak please don’t give up your dreams to follow that fucking moron

She fucking called down the twitter bird.

You could say the malfunction is in his Genes.

Poop joke again

Callback to what he said before

WHAT FUCKING KID DELETES EVERYTHING OFF THEIR PHONE BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW TO TURN OFF THE SOUND.

Yo everyone just died but lets have an emotional speech

And a flashback montage

Okay but she should be fucking dead

ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO CAN ACTUALLY EXPRESS HIS FEELINGS FUCK YOU

That isn’t how phones work

I hope he payed the lady for wastING HER FUCKING TIME

Wow everyone loves him now yaaaay

Oh b oy a fucking dance ending

Let me guess, emoji po- yep there it is

Of course theres the selfie

Okay but literally gene is the only emoji he needs. Hes the Alpha Emoji.

I hate this.

Its over.

I fucking hate this.

#avery mumbles #its over #i suffered through it and its over #avery watches the emoji movie #i hate this #i- feel like super empty inside?#its like a piece of my soul has been forcibly ejected from my Entirety #i need to go to bed and if i dream about emojis im just gonna log out of existence #goodnight everyone #i hate this so much

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