#hating game au

[tempolarriefix]

it was all by design ('cause i'm a mastermind)

Pairing: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson Warnings: Rated mature Words: 21.9k Summary: “You can’t be serious. You think I would be so awful to work for - you would rather quit?” “Don’t be all high and mighty about it,” Harry scoffs. “Surely you would do the same.” “I’m not being high and mighty. It’s called being professional.” “Really?” Harry pushes. “You’d work diligently under me with no complaints? You’d do whatever I asked of you?” “That would be my job, so yeah.” Harry shakes his head. “I’d work you so fucking hard,” he says slowly, “that you’d have to quit.”

Or, the childhood friends to strangers to coworkers to enemies to lovers fic that you never knew you needed.

Written for the @bottomlouisficfest for the combined prompts of a Hating Game AU and a Mastermind AU.

[hawk-queen]

Anybody interested in a short snippet of my The Hating Game AU?

It's basically Royai being colleagues in an office and absolutely hating each other... Or so they think.

This snippet takes place after they found out that there is a new position opening up and both have a chance of getting it, making one of them the boss of the other of course they got competitive...

Roy huffed, rolling over in his bed.

That impossible, truly impossible woman!

When I’m your boss, I’m going to work you so hard...

God, she really had the audacity to say that. She hadn’t even batted an eye as she uttered those words, her face an impenetrable fortress. And the way that her voice had dropped nearly an octave, as if it was set in stone already. He would show her.

He pressed his pillow over his face and inhaled the scent of his laundry detergent. Right now he didn’t care about dust particles or the stray feathers poking out of the soft cotton cover. It was dark, warm and it soothed his raging heartbeat.

Ever so slowly he calmed down and was able to relax. He tried his hardest not to think about that impossible woman. Or how much he hated that permanently neutral expression of her face. The way that her hair was always pinned up in the same style. Seriously, was it too much to ask for her to wear a ponytail every once in a while, like a normal human being?

And what was it with those bland office power suits she always wore? Black, dove gray, pinstripes, beige, dark blue and then it was back to black again. Always in the same order. The sun could be melting both of their faces off, her blazer stayed on. Did that woman even own a tshirt? He was pretty sure she was born in that way: Gray suit, tan tights, sensible low heels, stern and expressionless face.

Roy stirred, when he felt a warm presence languidly sliding up his legs. He stirred a little, on the verge of drifting off. The presence intensified. A weight was lowered deliciously slowly on his midsection.

“I’m going to work you so hard,” he heard being whispered into his ear. Warm breath caressed over his skin and as Roy slowly blinked his eyes open, he saw her lips curved upwards in the promise of a smile.

Riza Hawkeye was sitting in his lap, all glowing skin and black lace bra, her golden tresses spilling over her shoulders, cascading down her back. She was a welsome weight, warm and soft - and her slight moving of her hips were oh so delicious.

“...so very hard,” she whispered against his lips. He could taste the mints on her breath.

Slowly, he reached out a hand, entangling it in her surprisingly soft hair and brought her closer to him. There lips were close, almost touching and –

“Shit!”

He jerked awake. One quick glance at his damp boxers were enough to confirm Roy’s horrified suspicion: He had just had a wet dream about Riza Hawkeye.

[evelynhenare1]

Absolutely obsessed with this tweet

[temeyes]

soap + volleyball = explosive ass claps spikes

[kunimilktea]

Revamped koris wedding dress so i drew them getting married again LOL

heres the old version if anyone else remembers it 👍👍👍

[yore-donatsu]

Some idiot #sketches on Ramattra and D-va bc I like them 😊 (both as silly friends and/or like a ship💜) Before some people start moaning: I love to see our great ommiac in good company and be happy ! 😚

[gardenofskeletonss]

Anger

[that-weird-thing-in-the-woods]

Hey so I realized that I’ve been kinda been neglecting my 🪷Queen Danny AU🪷

!!!Some things you want to know about this AU!!!

Originally this au came from my Aphrodite Danny au which now that I’m thinking about it I’ve been neglecting too so be on the look out for that, anyway it was from god games { pls go look it up it is so good } and Danny as Hera and than Danny as Queen you can guess the rest but I still kept the main idea of it

Danny is the queen of the ghost zone because he win in a fight against Pariah Dark

Danny gets heavily injured because of GIW or his parents and goes through the portal destroying it in the process and ends up getting nursed back to health by Pariah Dark and in the process gaining a Father-Son relationship with him (NO ROMANCE FOR THEM IF I SEE ANYTHING ABOUT THEM BEING IN LOVE YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!! DANNY IS A CHILD AND PARIAH DARK IS AT LEAST +100)

But as Pariah Dark has millennia worth of paper work to do from his time in the nap box so he has to leave Danny for a bit to do that so he leaves Danny with two hand maids that are absolute sweethearts to Danny ( only to Danny even Pariah Dark is not safe from their wrath )

Let’s call the girls Umi and Yume. Umi has short black hair that is pin straight that goes to her shoulders and teal eyes and a beauty mark under her right eye with that she also has a “deathly” pale complexion { you see what I did there } she’s wearing a black kimono with a Blue belt (!!Fun Fact!! The belt of a kimono is the fabric that goes around the midsection of the wearer!) Yume has long black hair that goes to her hips and has very pale green eyes and a beauty mark under her left eye much like her sister she also has a deathly pale complexion with that she’s also wearing a black kimono but instead of a blue belt it is purple

They died of sickness and reason they have such a pale complexion, and like I said before they absolutely adore Danny ( he acts like their mother did so they imprinted to him FAST and they remind him of Dani who was destabilized and the remaining ecto/ her core was destroyed by the GIW before Danny could do anything ) and also like I said before they barely put up with anyone else Umi has thrown people though walls because they were annoying her and talking to Danny

Anyway they like to dress Danny up in kimonos and other clothes of that origin and Danny lets them because they have fun and doesn’t want to ruin that for the girls ( at this point the girls and ghost with a fashion obsession are in constant cahoots with what to make next ) and while all this is happening the JL mess up or while one member and gets held hostage and will not be let go and the have to get help from the ghost zone so a group goes to ask for help from them and Pariah Dark says that if they want their help they have to convince the Ancients + the Queen to help them

And that’s about it sorry I’ve been radio silence for the past couple days I’ve been busy with things I’ll try to get stuff out but can’t really make any promises right now. Anyway byeee

[applestruda]

Following ancient paths

[4525yaoi]

au

[couch-house]

AITA? My (30M) brother (27M) beat my ass because he thought my dad was dead

INFO: Technically he's my brother's dad too, but I don't like him

[thenonbinarydetective]

Things batfam stans need to leave behind in 2023:

Jason's Lazarus pit rage

Thinking Tim's parents were horribly abusive and hated him

Only caring about Stephanie in terms of her relationship to another person (ex: Tim's bestie/ex/gf or Cass' gf/bestie)

Treating Jason or Stephanie like they're stupid

Feral Demon Child Damian

Permanent sunshine boy Dick Grayson

Any "[blank] was the real violent Robin" discourse

Really just any reducing or sectioning of certain traits to certain batfam members and not allowing other characters to exhibit those same traits (ex: see sunshine Dick Grayson)

But also stealing traits from other characters and projecting them onto someone else (ex: Jason getting Dick's personality in fics. He is not the same type of big brother Dick is canonically)

Purposefully mischaracterizing characters for angst (ex: Dick sent Tim to Arkham, my beloathed. also again see Tim's parents)

Trying really hard to nuclearize the family. They are an unconventional family for many reasons, and that's why they're interesting.

"Alfred solos the batfam"

Making Duke "the normal one" and completely forgetting to give him an actual personality.

Cass using sign language because she can read body language (note: does not apply to YJ Cass who has damaged vocal chords)

Cass being used as a prop for her brothers

Tim being weak, woobified baby

Feel free to add on ~~

Don't send hate over these things because idgaf, they are harmful mischaracterizations, and many are built on total ignorance and often racism, classism, ableism, and sexism.

[abaroo]

Start/Previous/Next

Cowboy Swap Masterpost

Mans is awake… and Flowey knows his name??? 😳

[zwierzodudle]

every time i get prae in the roulette i put off starting gaius' questline for another month (i will never start it)

[al-luviec]

something simple to try to get out of art block (it didn't work)

[camkuroyama21]

my candy love new gen x the hating game au

(amor doce new gen x o jogo do ódio au)

they're funny and I love them. case closed.

(eles me divertem e eu amo eles. caso encerrado.)