#hate to say it

[mysicklove]

massaging puppy! yuuji’s gums when his adult canines finally grow into place. he’s a late bloomer, haven been of age for the past couple of years. his mouth is so sore with them and he’s chewing through all of his chew toys, but the poor thing can’t seem to catch a break. and so you rub at his inflamed gums while he whines and drools all over your hand, tail thumping against the hardwood bc finally he gets some sort of relief from the pain. too had his pants seem to grow too tight and he begins to ache down there :(

[hadesoftheladies]

women be like “i love men they’re so special and unique i could never live without them✨💖”

meanwhile men are deciding which of the three strict animal categories women they meet belong to: pets (companionship), beast of burden (labor), consumption (sex/femicide).

[artistic-aidorus]

forgot i had these in the drafts. hate to say it lads but that future content cn stream may or may not make me drop the game. peace and love on planet earth

[smnthwrd]

first of all, you guys better thank that contessa for teaching mr bridgerton how to romance a woman with those fingers because i promise if colin didnt have his slutty hot girl summer era that carriage scene could have gone quite differently

[deathstaaar]

we do not need anymore white rappers they need to go back to being a barista please

[philzdinner]

they really said fuck everyone let’s make an album that reminds us of our life together

[siren-of-redriver96]

Fantastic Beasts fans after movie one: yay love those new characters, I can't wait for their adventures

The movies, by the third:

[frogaroundandfindout]

Kory blasts Adeline with a starbolt because Vandal is using her to distract the team. Dick confronts her about it and Kory snaps back that he’s barely on the team and has been ignoring her for months. (Titans #12)

[bloodpen-to-paper]

Bad unlassoed the worker being like "I'll set you free if you promise to calm down" and they immediately started hitting him

[berlinini]

Is AFHF a one of a kind, stand-alone, annual event that Louis happens to be headlining (for now) or is it a fancy, extra special Louis tour show?

Because on one hand you had the festival account posting stories all day up until the headliner took stage.

On the other hand you have Louis making a special IG post that only features pictures of his performance.

I get wanting to separate his performance/ his involvement as an artist in the festival and not as an organizer, but the festival doesn’t stand on its own without him so it makes no sense. Why are they ignoring him on the official accounts.

I am genuinely puzzled. I’m of course not surprised by the legendary inability of his team to do something well but I’m curious about Louis’ angle here.

[spending-life-pretending]

sorry to spn post in 2023 but 5x18 “point of no return” truly episode of all time. dean is angry his brother and boyfriend and father figure want him to live and decides to be a cunt about it. cas is angry dean plans to die and decides to be a cunt about it. you know what? blow me, cas. famed destiel mocking wink. adam’s back and he’s a cunt about it. sam tries to relate to the youths but fails miserably bc of his youngest child syndrome. cas beats dean up in an alley. I rebelled for this?! then carries him home and puts him to bed. episode’s not over! gotta go rescue adam. dean suggests cas is faster than 5 angels and thus can easily escape them then immediately gets upset when cas’s plan is to take on 5 angels by himself. it’s suicide, he says. maybe, but then I won’t have to watch you fail, replies cas, cuntily. then he pulls out a box cutter and mutilates himself. absolutely insane. cw network what were you thinking.

[oliveo-il]

on lé gayness scale how homosexual oui oui shall you be hou hou

I’d say about a chienne out of croque-monsieur

[stars-hockey]

Yeah… unfortunately saw that one coming

[smoshidiot]

[iaf]

Amigos, ya no aguanto...