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how to (not) court a defense lawyer

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I think about them a lot. Ema and Maya would be such good friends it’s a crime that I haven’t seen them interact

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Wright and Edgeworth got no work done bc Phoenix was preoccupied with pondering the details of his clients completely unrelated divorce (Phoenix and Maya gossip like teenage girls you can’t change my mind)

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The bottom line of something I’m writing at the moment because I’m the funniest person alive

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whoever sent that really kindly worded list of actually canon lgbt gg characters you're really cool i'd love to discuss the game with you some time

SEE IM SERIOUS

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I am the person who sent the list of queer GG characters. I did not know you were doing a bit as I really suck at reading sarcasm and I myself mistook multiple canonically male Guilty Gear characters for women who presented masculinely when I got into the series. I apologize! Have a good day! :)!

NO NO NO YOURE COOL DW ‼️‼️

Your list was based as fuck and when I showed Umbie she said it was so epic

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Look at this twink. His name is Baiken.

that’s literally just cherry blossom from sk8 the Infinity Idk what to tell you 😭

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#solbadguyiscanonbutch

Chat the Sol Badguy being a butch lesbian thing is a bit 💀💀 Pls stop telling me he’s a man in my ask box y’all are NO fun

Like seriously some of these asks are so passive aggressive my bad for making the funny guilty gear joke LMAOO (some of you were nicer than others)

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don't let the liars and haters get to you... this is another lesbian. her name is ky kiske

She reminds me of Sonia Nevermind mixed with Kyoko Kirigiri from Danganronpa very slay very lesbin

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im very sorry to tell you but sol is not canonically a butch lesbian 😭 tis only a headcanon

I’m confused are they straight how are they straight when posing in such a queer manner

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Genuinely so happy so see awesome butch lesbian character design in video games it’s so cool 😭

Idk guilty gear but Umbie is a big fan and she likes this character a lot and I’m just so happy that the girlies are getting epic character designs too

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Gay lawyers are pretty awesome tbh (I bought ace attorney three days ago and already beat the first game)

Crazy this is the first actual art post I’ve put on here in like twenty years huh

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Miles and his movie nights with different family members!!! (I swear I didn’t forget Franziska I just lost motivation on that sketch but they were drinking tea and she was insulting his posture) They’re all such wildly different people but it’s always that same feeling of safety that comes with doing the mundane with them

HEADCANON TIME!!!

When he’s with the Wrights they’re watching Disney or something and regardless of the movie Phoenix is out like a light twenty minutes in while Miles and Trucy whisper commentary the entire time with the chronic yappers they are

When he’s with Maya they hate watch shitty Netflix/live action adaptations of the Steel Samurai and analyze every inaccuracy to the source material while wearing their matching Steel Samurai merch sweaters (it was Maya’s idea but Miles likes the merch too much to decline)

When he’s with Franziska they watch copious amounts of true crime probably in 2x speed and solve the cases before the detectives in the show do and scoff while they drink their tea like the prodigious little assholes they are

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this is me

that’s true actually this is what you are irl

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wait wrong one

fuck wait

there we go

Most intelligent umbie ask so far

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https://www.tumblr.com/oliveo-il/730587609778274304/pride-kitties-still-looking-for-commissions-and

I was scrolling through my faves and found this old gem of yours

Ahhh the good ol pride cat stickers.. I should really make more of those I think if I made an Etsy they’d be pretty popular :3

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phoenix wright called he wants his t back

Glad he’s not pressing charges for petty theft