#has spoken

[magnificent-winged-beast]

I'm going on the adventure of a lifetime, and I want you to come with me:

Join GISH NOW

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[aldoesthings]

Will can't say "bite me" around Hannibal because they will end up having sex one way or another

now THIS one is fucking good and i feel like the opposite is true as well. ever since will bit that man’s cheek off hannibal’s constantly like “what those teeth do? 👀”

[ask-the-jester-buds]

❗️Chiwawas have been proven to be part of the rodent family instead of canine. Y'all been owning giant anxiety rats.

[rightonwoman]

#63

Madam Trash has spoken.

[wiirocku]

Isaiah 14:27 (NLT) - The LORD of Heaven’s Armies has spoken—    who can change His plans? When His hand is raised,    who can stop Him?”

[venomslayer]

What do you think of Danni licking people?

"I can hear it. Fucking weirdo. She try anything like that to me and she'll suffer being poisoned and paralyzed."

[honeydipped-crystaltipped]

Everyone on indigenous social media

have been calling each other out lately, especially on instagram. Shit’s wild. Some of it feels like pointless lateral oppression but some people seem justified in their anger. Anyone else notice this?

[magnificent-winged-beast]

Thank you, America.

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[cherrybomb-witch]

Opinions on the current state of Pureblood society?

Our society, in my opinion, is sadly decaying at an alarming pace. But, unlike what many might think, I do not believe it is because our children are marrying muggleborns or wearing jeans. Our community is decaying because we are incapable of accepting that the world is changing, and that we must accept this and change with it! We have lost the capacity to distinguish between tradition and simple circumstantiality. For instance, there is nothing wrong with muggles. If we did not marry with them before was because they were too busy trying to burn us. But now that they are no longer on a witch hunt, there is no reason for us to stay away for them. We used to marry exclusively amongst the rich and pureblooded because those were the only good matches! But now that has changed as well, the opportunities have opened! Our real traditions are our sense of integrity, our elegance, our manners, our refinement. Not out blood. As far as I know, none of us have any real say on what type of blood flows through our veins, so why should we take credit for it!? If our society is decaying, it is only because we have  failed to unstuck our heads out of the Middle Ages’ buttocks.

[canadianstereotypes]

Happy Beaver Day!

Well it's official - Moose Jaw Manny, one of Canada's leading sources of weather information, has added an odd number of sticks to his dam since this time last year. As we all know, this means we can expect a full two months of frost and mud. Beaver Day is an annual event celebrated in Canada that picks up where Groundhog Day leaves off. Just as Groundhog Day predicts the weather for the following six weeks, Beaver Day takes on the next two months. Depending on the number of sticks added to one of the indicating beaver's dams, we can look forward to either two full months or one and a half months of frost and mud. There is more than one indicator beaver just as there are multiple groundhogs, but of course, some are simply more famous than others. Of all the beavers, Moose Jaw Manny is the best suited to the limelight.

[dgalerab]

silvercistern replied to your post “Why is there always an epic "broship" where the supporting one dies...”

I was a classics person and gay af.

there you have it anon

[abopphandom]

[mei-terumi-jp]

"Mizukage-sama." Kira greets with a bow, "I'm here as Tsunade-sama's diplomat, she had other matters to attend to and apologises for being unable to attend."

@swordsandscalpels

The Godaime Mizukage still had no idea about the reason which made the Hokage unable to come but she only was hoping that everything’s okay. Slowly she placed down the papers and leant back against her seat, Folding up her arms conveniently underneath her breasts.

                              “I see.. Since you’re her diplomat..

          ..then surely she has told you that it’s a business dinner, hm?”   

[ap-kpop]

friendly reminder that we have a redbubble