#has babby

[kharmii]

A collection of Dabi, Hawks and Geten interactions.

Geten sneezes, and Hawks decides to turn up the temperature for him to 30C (86F).

Hawks: I'll turn up the heat.

Soon, Dabi walks in, finds it too hot, and turns the thermostat down to 10C (50F).

Hawks: Dabi, your child is upset. If it's too hot, please go to another room.

Geten: *sneezes*

Dabi: Is the ice guy feeling cold? Is it a gag?

Geten: If you are too hot, it's also a gag then!

Hawks: It's okay, come on. Let me hold you and keep you warm.

May I take off your coat? I'll take mine off too...

Ahh....Human skin feels warmer.

Dabi: (intensely, lighting up his arm with blue flames) I'll hold you all together in this embrace. (He's jealous, LOL!)

Hawks: It's unusual to run into each other in a restaurant.

Do you use a spoon? ......

Geten: *shakes head side-to-side meaning 'no'.

Hawks: (observing Geten's rough hands while thinking) Stiffness in his fingers, chilblains and chapped skin. Is it a risk of his meta ability?

Hawks: Don't mind me. *sits down*

Self-conscious, Geten hurriedly makes a wall of ice facing Hawks so he can gobble down food without being watched. A childhood memory comes back to Hawks while he observes Geten.

"You always eat it like that," someone says while Child Hawks sits in a corner bolting down food.

Hawks: Are you okay? It's safe here.

No one will take it from you.

Hawks: (Repeating what the parental figure told him in a flashback)

There is no one to threaten you so it's okay. (What am I doing?)

Geten: (in between bites gobbling food) But I'm nervous. If I hesitate, he'll come. I don't want to see you.

Both men start gobbling down food and someone says, 'hurry up'. Dabi approaches in the background like............?

Hawks and Dabi being confused about Geten's gender.

(Hawks is trying to teach Geten math)

Hawks: Incorrect Hmm Was the multiplication too fast?

Dabi: Terrible. That kid's brain is frozen in time. He grew up in a muscle-brained field, like a muscle-brained chickpea.

If you don't teach it to the muscle-brained, you'll be a muscle-brained person forever.

Which one has the better vocabulary and muscle brain?

Geten: *snarling* (Imagining grabbing Dabi in his fist) I guess it's special.

I'll teach you with my brain muscles.

Hawks: I admit I'm a muscle brain! *chuckles*

(Background in last left panel shows little figures of Dabi and Hawks that might be Pez dispensers. Caption says: Detonerat Candy Hero Villain Series. It's even used on the strategy board at executive meetings!)

Dabi: Twice doesn't count. Hawks, me and Hawks have increased by 48,372,596 and we're going to kill you now. How many people are there, including the main body?

Hawks: Did you figure it out?

Geten: 96745194 so where do you calculate it?

Hawks: Quick answer! Correct! Amazing Geten!

Dabi: I see, my teaching methods lacked specificity.

Dabi: Incorrect answer! It's one because everybody but me is burned.

Geten: It's zero. Everybody but me is frozen. (Must lack self awareness enough to not realize he himself is a one).

(Geten and Dabi go into a knock-down drag-out fight in the background)

Hawks: Sorry, the two Team Violet goofs have messed up again...

(League of Villain members burst in)

Twice: It's time for treats kids!

Toga: The Grand Commander gave me a cake!

Spinner: I also got some of ReDestro's wine.

Mr. Compress: Eh, what happened to this room?

(Someone in the background tells Skeptic to calm down)

Hawks: ...........

Toga: Lets eat Hawks-san too!

Twice: *looks at a picture of Shigaraki*

Shigaraki! There's plenty for you too, don't worry! I'll eat it!

Geten: Freeze!

Dabi: Burn!

Hawks: Hawks observed everybody being so lax every day that he doubted the Paranormal Liberation Front's motivation.

(Dabi starts out explaining intimacy with Geten who is naive about it)

Dabi: The point of the affair is....I don't know, but I'll tell you it's special.

Geten: (writing a memo) For future reference, I see you like that phrase.

Dabi: Remember feelings in your heart are the most important thing. There's no point just having sex. You might as well use the hard floor.

Geten: I see, that's quite nice for you.

Dabi: Actually, my body is weak because of the burns. I have no idea.

Geten: You've been pretty blunt, so that's why the standard of judgement is your feelings. It's difficult... I don't have enough experience to gauge someone's feelings in sexual matters, although I may be able to fight.

Dabi: What? It's an easy victory. My heart.....

If you're having fun and the other person is moaning. I agree that I killed him.

*Opens comic book*

In other words, Episodes 265, 266, and 267.

Actually, with me (fighting Hawks) Number 2 (hero)

Worldwide release.

(Hawks walks in on Dabi pointing out the part of the My Hero Academia manga where Dabi burns Hawks' wings off. He started out talking intimacy and ended with a sick joke).

Made a screenshot of this food advertisement featuring the three (and their preferences).

(It's suggested in fanon that Dabi can't hold down food well and is prone to motion sickness).

Art credit: 九わん - pixiv

[kharmii]

They both have babies.

Thinking about if AZ was in Pokemon Masters EX..

[kana7o]

at council meetings

[loupy-mongoose]

I felt a powerful need for some wholesome cutesy doodles.

[steeb-stn]

seeing screenshots of hemlock (or one of the cxs?) holding omegas little arm in their big rough hand at a painful angle and thinking… what if they had dislocated it…

What if when she hugs crosshair and hunter she only uses one arm, and when hunter realizes why his vision just. Blacks out with rage for a few seconds

[kharmii]

I get the sense I've missed out on so much.

Just an average day where Geten gets back from her leadership duties and Dabi takes care of the babe. Ofc there's no sleep for him. 😂 Geten compliments him that he's good at this and he remembers when he needed to take care of Natsuo.

Artist: 九わん🌾 (@91qwn)

Link to the artwork: here

Please support the artist

[igneous-crocnroll]

The powers granted by gear cells... Strength beyond belief... But all power corrupts - they say the cells fester, multiply far faster and longer than human ones, and will soon transform the body... Into something you won't recognize...

Well, some people don't mind it much.

DIZZEMBER DAY 13! (ill go back and do day 12) CORRUPT!

...Okay, a bit of a stretch, but drawing characters as dopey lookin' dragons, is like, my raison d'étre, so.

[jack-the-fool]

Baby Ambrosius meeting Ballister in class for the first time and IMMEDENTALY having a crush on him but he of course has no idea what to do with these feelings so he pulls the "get out of my school" note move but then Bal gets genuinely upset when he finds it and Ambrosius overcorrects hard when he tells him and is like "What? No. How dare they >:( If you find out who it let me know I'll beat them up >:((("

[cloudypouty]

Don't mind him, he's just the long man that lives in my closet.

[stardustcatcher]

i find it important to note that learning this information changes absolutely nothing! josh post-coming out is the same josh that we’ve all loved for however long you’ve been a fan. he has not put a label on himself so don’t do that for him. he is in no way changed. as someone who’s experienced this, it is the worst thing when people start treating you different when they find out you’re queer. this is just another piece of his lore, something he’s lovingly decided to share with us because he loves and trusts us. okay, i’m done, thank you.

[neechees]

More bad-mom-sister complaining but not long ago my sister came to the house to scream at my mom for some incomprehensible shit at like 10 pm (basically taking out her frustration with her own choices & blaming my mom for it) which included getting mad that we didn't have the kids because they've been with the babby daddy this whole time (again, because my sister left them with him herself, because she didn't feel like being a mom, & my mom even told her to come take care of her kids & my sister replied "i don't want to". he's had them this whole time because she literally handed them to him and didn't want to get them back when she had the chance to)

[kharmii]

Volo worn out taking care of baby pokemon. He says to riolu, how he's been crying a lot at night. To togepi he says, "Could you please stay quiet because I'm about to fall asleep." Bottom it says Togepi can't stop crying unless Volo is around.

Next one has Akari tackling Volo while saying, "(Like) Naughty. I like it.

Volo holding a bottle and togepi saying, "A nursery? Become a breeder."

Volo says, "That's a memorable funny face!" in a playful manner. This embarrasses Akari, who says, "EVIL SPIRIT!!!" in great indignation.

Rei and Laventon say, "Fight! It's a fight!" Akari says, "This is a show of the Galaxy Expedition team! Today I have something to say to the person I've loved♡ since the day I came to Hisui!! The Ginkgo Guild's Volo!"

Volo is flushed and replies, "Sorry..hurry."

Where Akari thanks Volo for the piggyback ride, and then they have some goofy banter about dating when she gets older.

Lefthand corner says, Akari doesn't have a toilet in her house, so I wonder if she uses a shared toilet?

On the right, she is in the toilet calling out, "Volo? Volo? Are you there? Please reply!"

Then lower left, Volo asks, "Again?" This after Akari says, "Poop. It's out!" (LOL, crude humor)

Art credit: .@187c1082 Twitter.

[fryandleelasbigfling]

number one futurama thing that drives me crazy is when fry is sweet with animals and creatures in need. maybe not always 100% responsible (though he’s so much better than people would expect of him!) but always empathetic and loving and it eats me up bc nobody was ever this sweet with him growing up and yet he’s just so instinctively nurturing. 

i love him a lot.

[modern-inheritance]

WIP with some cute, it's not finished yet but oh my god i love it

@magicandmundane @fuzzytheoristtyrant congrats you two liked the thing you made me smile I am giggling i love this

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The hatchling’s nostrils twitched, soft snuffles picking up in intensity. He lifted his angular head and immediately locked on to Brom.

Eyes of warm, brilliant amber, sharp and inquisitive, met the old Rider’s gaze. Brom hastily put a finger to his lips as the creature let out a burble of question, gangly limbs already disentangling from velvet wings. Of course he didn’t understand, a chuff of annoyance squeaking out as he stepped on the tip of his tail.

“‘Nuff, lil.” Brom winced. Arya’s groggy mumble was accompanied by a closed eye drag of her forearm, blindly trying to pull the hatchling back towards her. “Back’a sleep.”

The hatchling half hopped, half tripped out of her reach. 

And, to Brom’s silent amazement, raked his hind legs and kicked a wayward pillow into the elf’s still loose embrace. 

‘Smart for a little thing.’

Seemingly satisfied that his caretaker was nuzzling the pillow, the emerald hatchling dropped to the ground. Soft wings spread for a few measly feet of lift, a bit of a stumbled landing clattering muted ivory claws into the mossy stone. 

That was that. A dragon hatchling, a hundred years late, was sniffing at Brom’s boots. The creature lifted a paw, the scales startlingly lighter than the deep green of his back, and sank his claws into the leather, a hiss of warning at the new intruder now at his level.

Brom could not help his smile. A hatchling. A real, live hatchling! And a new Rider! They could not be far, not with the hatchling so undeniably new. 

“Hello there, little one.” Brom whispered. He carefully lowered himself to kneel, reaching out to gently pry the talons from his shoeleather. Stars knew the damn things couldn’t take much more regular wear and tear, not to mention a dragon having at them. “Hello. Where’s your partner at, then?”

The hatchling’s nostrils flared, smoke billowing out in twin streams as the elder Rider’s fingers came towards him. It was all Brom could to yank his hand away as the dragon’s head darted forward with a sharp, loud hiss, needle-like teeth snapping shut millimeters away from his fingertips. “Easy! Alright, it’s alr–”

“No!”

Stars flashed and blood roared in his ears. Something was on top of him, slammed him away and out of the doorway, rolling and spitting and snarling locked against his arms and digging into his side. The crashing and turning ended with a thud, grit digging at the back of his head, blood streaming from his nose, ribs screaming louder than he could suck in a breath to actually voice. He could taste pine needles and sap and dirt and there was fire above him and–

Everything stopped.

“...Brom?” 

The voice was quiet, shaking. 

Brom risked cracking open an eye. 

“At least…” The elder Rider managed to wheeze as Arya shifted the position of her knee against his ribcage, clambering off him. “Your protective instincts…are still there.”

“Please. Please.” Brom frowned. Arya wasn’t talking to him. She was looking over her shoulder, where the hatchling was half flapping, half stumbling an unseemly little run towards her where they ended up against the rocks beside the creek. “Don’t do that again. Wake me up first.” 

An affronted squall was all that met her plea, a rough puff of smoke trailing behind the darting green head. 

“I’m sorry.” Ah, now she was talking to him. “I…everything happened so fast, it’s been…we just got here, and…” Careful of his still ringing head, Arya helped her old mentor into a sitting position, a quiet spell resetting his broken nose. “I’m sorry.”

Brom rubbed his face free of blood with the back of his sleeve. “Don’t let me get in the way of your duties.” Even so, he scanned the clearing, looking for the necessary third person for this odd meeting to even occur. “You shouldn’t keep him here though, not when he’s so small. He needs to be with his partner as much as possible now. Where are they? Was it Alana or Dusan?”

“...About that.” A happy chirp and flap of still-unprepared wings, and the gangly green hatchling landed upon the elf’s shoulder. Arya’s hand shot up to help him balance, the motion so instinctive Brom couldn’t help but wonder if…

If it wasn’t the first time.

His eyes widened, a certain giddiness rising in his chest as a smile brighter than the damn sun began spreading across his face.

“Brom, I…” He could feel her shaking from the hand on his back, all her mottled joy and trepidation and uncertainty and elation tangling in her wavering voice. “I’m the only one who touched his egg.” 

A low, rumbling purr, so, so familiar to him yet separated by over a century, rose at the Crags of Tel'naeír once again as the green hatchling rubbed his rough cheek against Arya’s. Even in the dark of night, Brom could see the unmistakable match of the brilliant scales to the bright flecks in the woman’s eyes. 

“Brom, he…he hatched for me.” Arya let him reach up and take her left hand. With trembling fingers, pride and jubilation fit to burst from his skin, Brom turned it palm up. 

Moonlight caught in the silver mark that now graced the elf’s hand.

And Brom laughed. He laughed and felt tears springing up at the corners of his eyes. 

“Stars above!” He couldn’t help himself. The words came without his direction, and he let them roll off his tongue as if they were meant to be and set into the fabric of the world and all was finally, finally well. “Both my damn kids are Dragon Riders!”

[enchantrum]

Dragon Age fandom had its problems but at least almost everyone understood the usage of tags like "character critical" "character hate" etc and didn't just throw big tirades against characters in the public tags where their fans obviously hang out. and when they did do that even people who also hate the character told them to stop

BG3 fandoms treatment of tags is like "fuck around and find out" and then when OP finds out they cry that everyone is so rude and unfair. like bro you did the equivalent of walking into a clubhouse and telling everyone there you hate the thing the club is about????

yeah people are gonna call you dumb and tell you to fuck off

[loupy-mongoose]

I've figured it out.

How Midas becomes long.

(This is intended as a joke, but who knows. Mews work in mysterious ways sometimes. XD)