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Tom 'is that a threat' riddle vs Harry 'did it sound like a compliment' Potter
#hp#tom riddle#harry potter#tomarry#harrymort#tomarrymort#harry in the '40s#harry's a little shit#sarcastic harry#Tom's a simp#harry's scandalised#tom's a simp#n adores harry#tom's drooling over a sarcastic harry#who can beat his ass#harry's js done#dead gay wizards#time travel
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Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Lifeā¢, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
#We will fight them on the shores in the trenches etc etc etc#I know it's been said before but the people who said it were right to beat back fash for whatever else they weren't right about#Fuck these fucking little bastards who want to rule our fucking lives and destroy our communities#They've got too much power as is and right now is our moment to crush them and take it back#If you're not into Harris fine work to kick the GOP off your city council they're shitty little gremlins there too I guarantee it#(Hell if you're in LA there's two good chances to swap a shitty Dem for a good dem on the council)#But it's time to fucking break their necks and if we do it here the worldwide movement of these fuckers is gonna follow#Not because we're particularly special but because our fascists are pretty large exporters of the stuff#A loss for them is going to shred their party this unholy alliance is already fraying between the fundamentalists and the tech ghouls#Let's magnify that shit for them by making them eat it.#Don't mind me I'm just sick of these fucking ghouls and ready to make them suffer for what they've tried to do#All implied violence in this post is metaphorical ;)
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"However, your partner -- JV -- is against the removal, citing public support for conservation"
My guy liked a political and poetical statement so much he utilised the law to keep it up
I never paint bgs EVER idk how this worked out but anything for secret lover boy angry french pissant!!! This tiny little info abt him had me by the throat goddamn
#im so happppy with how this turned out yippie#anyways what a killer case to read about. sad little guy#my take on jamrock#and the mural#true love is possible#background!!! holy shit#jean vicquemare#jean vic#jeanharry#harry du bois#disco elysium#disco elysium fanart#my art#harryjean
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AU where Dad James Potter has a crush on baker Regulus Black:
James and five-year-old Harry: *enter bakery*
James, to Harry: Go on, buddy, tell the nice baker what you want.
Harry: *shyly walks up to Regulus*
Regulus: What can I get you, cupcake?
Harry: *giggles* Iām not a cupcake!
Regulus, with a wide grin: Oh! Iām so sorry, youāre so sweet, I mistook you for one!
Harry, pointing to James: My dad thinks youāre sweet, too!
*James and Regulus freeze and just stare at each other*
Harry, continuing his yapping: He talks about you all the time. He thinks youāre really pretty and that you have a nice a-
James: *grabs a random cupcake and slaps a 50 on the table before grabbing Harry and fleeing the bakery*
#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#harry potter#harry potter is a little shit#baby harry potter#fluff#james potter has a crush on regulus black#marauders#dead gay wizards
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James: *sighs a madly in love sigh* He speaks with a voice as sweet as honey š
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Regulus: The fuck you looking at, Four Eyes?
#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#hp marauders#regulus black#jegulus#sunseeker#marauders era#marauders fandom#james x regulus#james loves regulus#james potter#james fleamont potter#regulus x james#the marauders era#harry potter marauders#marauders incorrect quotes#regulus being a little shit#regulus being regulus#james loves it when regulus is mean to him
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#my art#you know he was being a little shit#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#harrykim#disco elysium#disco elysium fanart#this is the first drawing ive managed to finish in over a year (we dont talk about the 3 million wips)#so thank you gay people for getting rid of my art block š«¶ i love you#i didnt use a reference though so apologies if the proportions look a bit wonky but GOD i had so much fun making this#ive missed Enjoying doing art. like actually enjoying the process and not just impatiently rushing for the finished piece#like maybe art IS fun..#crazy. anyways#this sideblog is brand new so i doubt people will even see this but!! if you do then i should have some more DE art on the way :-)
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Barty: WHO ATE MY FRIES
Barty: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KI-
Evan: I did
Barty: Kiss you and buy you more, you haven't been eating as much Rosie.
Regulus: You fucking simp.
I love finding ideas on Pinterest
#dead gay wizards#harry potter#barty crouch jr#barty x evan#rosekiller#evan rosier#barty crouch junior#regulus black is a little shit#regulus black#james potter#maruarders#sirius black#remus lupin#marauders#remus x sirius#james x regulus#regulus arcturus black
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I... Cannot stop
#spider-man#coffee bean gang#peter parker#mary jane watson#gwen stacy#harry osborn#flash thompson#mj watson#art#my art#comic#comics#marvel#you may ask ābro how and why are you cranking shit out so fastā#the answer is the bees!#also theres something freeing about using a different brush than i do for my more traditional art thats just bery fun#i needed more harry and gwen in this one since i focused more on the others before#flash and peter still ended up with a double page feature anyways#pbs kids peter is canon just ask the sliding timescale#gwens little widows peak is very important to me#i know the bangs are the more well known style but i dont care!#peters hair also never going in the right direction is equally important#there will always be at least one chunk rebelling
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regulus: i won the idgaf wars.
james: u walked all the way to my house because i wouldnāt answer ur text because i was in the shower.
regulus: do not spread misinformation. i apparated.
#james loves regulus#james x regulus#regulus black#regulus being regulus#regulus being a little shit#james potter#prongs#prongsie#jegulus#sunseeker#starchaser#the marauders#marauders#the marauders era#marauders era#harry potter series#modern au#MODERN AU I REPEAT
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Hockey Player!James x Figure Skater!Regulus
These took me so long but I absolutely love how they turned out. I have a whole fic about them planned out in my head but I cannot be bothered to actually write it lol
#harry potter#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#harry potter fanart#james fleamont potter#james x regulus#regulus black#james and regulus#the marauders fanart#marauders fanart#the maraunders map#hockey player james potter#figure skater regulus black#Sirius and James are on the same hockey team#Remus is the mascot because Sirius begged and begged him to try out and he finally agreed#James meets regulus for the first time at the olympics because Sirius wanted to watch him compete#commence meet cute#Regulus wins gold obviously#harry potter fandom#james potter fanart#james potter#trans regulus#regulus black is a little shit
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ānewā - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 234 words
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Regulus is making tea in the kitchen in the flat he shares with Sirius when James walks in and casually leans against the counter. Ā
āYou want some?ā Regulus asks him.
āSureā¦ So, I was thinking---ā James starts.
āThatās new for you.ā Regulus smiles at him.
āHa ha. I was thinking maybe you and I could hang out this weekend.ā James says.
āWe hang out all the time.ā Regulus states simply as he moves to the cabinets to get some mugs down.
āRightā¦ yeahā¦ but I was thinking maybe we could hang out aloneā¦ togetherā¦ you and meā¦ together, aloneā¦ hanging outā¦ together.ā James rambles.
Regulus pauses as heās trying to reach the mugs on the top shelf, he swears Sirius puts them just out of Regulusā reach on purpose. He slowly turns around to see James against the counter, not so casually anymore with his eyes squeezed shut.
āAre you asking me out, Potter?ā Regulus says with a smirk.
āIām trying really hard.ā James replies with his eyes still closed.
Regulus walks over to him and gives him a small chaste kiss on the cheek.
āIād love to hang out alone, together with you.ā Regulus says nonchalantly, quickly turning back to the tea so James doesnāt see his blush or his smile. He can tell James is smiling also without even looking at him.
āStop smiling like an idiot and get the damn mugs down.ā
#james being nervous#regulus being brave#regulus is a short king#sirius is a little shit#jegulus day#jegulus#james loves regulus#regulus loves james#james x regulus#regulus x james#james potter#regulus black#sirius black#jegulus fanfiction#jegulus microfic#marauders#marauders fanfiction#marauders fic#harry potter marauders#harry potter fanfiction#harry potter#marauders era#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#jeggyverse microfic
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I love the Jegulus dynamic in muggle aus because though their magic is gone, Regulusās inability to have a normal conversation with anyone isnāt.
Like, James will try to flirt with him at a party and Regulus will say something like āalright, well um Iām gonna go talk to my friends now.. bye?ā And walk away as fast as he can.
#regulus black#regulus being a little shit#james potter#regulus black headcanon#regulus kinnie#jegulus fic#jegulus#jegulus fanfiction#james potter x regulus black#sunseeker#starchaser#harry potter marauders#marauders au#marauders era#marauders#marauders fic#marauders fanfiction#marauder era#marauders headcanon#marauders fandom#autistic regulus black#marauders memes
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Remus: Hey fellas, good night?
Peter *grumbles*: Not as good as yours apparently
Remus: What-?
Peter: Yours and Sirius' Muffliato charm broke
Remus: Oh shit did you guys hear?
*Enter James*
James: Oh god your faces, what have I missed Wormy?
Peter: Did you not hear them both last night James? Were you out or something? They were going at it-
Peter:
Peter: Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie James?
*Enter Sirius*
Sirius: Just been to get some breakfast and saw my little brother wearing a Gryffindor tie?
Remus: James?
James: Funny story lads, so you see-
#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders#james potter#remus lupin#sirius black#peter pettigrew#regulus black#jegulus#wolfstar#harry potter#harry potter shitpost#sirius black is a little shit#remus is the real trouble maker#james potter would do this
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I really really love the idea of Tom Riddle being raised religious (because of course he was, stuck in an english orphanage during a war, probably fed bible phrases in the place of a full belly) and the studious little shit that he is, he probably memorized the entirety of the King James edition of the bible. Probably slipped the more vicious pieces of the old testament into his monologues and speeches, swayed his followers with muggle blasphemy; a slight to both muggles and wizards alike.
#tom was a righteous vengeful little shit#he probably related to god#and viewed himself as better than#the allure of godhood probably played a role in his delusions of grandeur#tom riddle#harry potter
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Tom, exasperated: you must stop
harry: what are you talking about? im not doing anything
Tom: your Occlumency shields are still not strong enough to keep me out
harry: ...
Tom: we're in public, and you're making that extremely difficult
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Some random student: So, are you going to ask a girl to Hogsmeade?
Sirius, deeply offended: You think Iām straight???
#marauders#harry potter#marauders era#marauders fandom#harry potter marauders#the marauders#sirius black x remus lupin#sirius being sirius#sirius#sirius black kinnie#sirius black is a little shit#sirius black is gay#sirius black#wolfstar#the marauders incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders#marauders incorrect quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect quotes
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