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*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.

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imagine youre being interviewed by a detective about a murder case and in the middle of his conversationw ith you he says "im heading off now" and then he takes off all his clothes to put on heels and a mesh shirt before asking you if youve been lying to him for the last 20 minutes. and guess what you fucking have

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In that one anniversary art, Cuno has the RCM patch sewn onto his sleeve.. so I was thinkin to myself, hm.. who taught him how to sew? I thought it'd be sweet if it was Kim!!

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"Detective. Come. Now."

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i need to get myself some motivation around here

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silly moment

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The "My Eyes Are Up Here" hat but with those alien googly eyes bouncing above it

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shhhh I'm disco-ing

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

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always vaguely feeling like im in trouble for something but idk what

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Sometimes Reddit comments are great writing inspiration:

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I'm going to explode

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and if you normally just pick one spelling to refer to all shades then just humor me for the sake of the poll

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Clearwing Drepanid Moth (Macrauzata melanapex), family Drepanidae, Philippines

photograph by Bald Guy With a Camera

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hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?

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A lil mental breakdown