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travelleryanii · 5 months ago
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Cravings for today: A fanfic about a professor at Hogwarts who secretly developed fondness for Severus. Years before the war, mc finds out that Snape is a death eater. Worried of the perils of her beloved’s shenanigans, she seeks audience with Voldemort in which she convinced him to make an unbreakable vow with her. The deal; She pledges her undying loyalty to him and does whatever he needs her to do, so long as Voldemort sends her to dangerous missions instead of Severus and promises not to harm him. All of these happens without the potion master knowing.
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AaaAaaAaaa… I need this so bad rn I’m tempted to write it. 😭
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billi-mausi · 2 years ago
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So I might have written a Jegulus fic on this.
This is how you fall in love by adorexmoony
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vioranhyperfixation · 5 months ago
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Ron : who traumatised you?
Harry : do you you want a list?
Ron, with his wand out :
Hermione, with her spellbook out: yeah actually, that would be helpful.
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worldlywritr · 5 months ago
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Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.
- Dumbledore
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tired-inferi · 6 months ago
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“The angry,
The lonely,
The broken,
The empty.”
Remus Lupin,
James potter,
Sirius black,
Peter pettigrew.
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edmetalqueer · 1 year ago
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Sirius, high out of his mind; would you two kill me if I had sex with a wand-
Remus, staring at him; What the fuck- Pads, where do you get this shit from?
M/N, taking another joint; How'd you even have sex with a wand? Where'd you put it?
Remus; I'm starting to think this marijuana aint working on me.
Sirius; What's a hippopotato
Remus; Yup, that's it, I'm going to bed, good night.
M/N & Sirius; NO, YOUR NOT.
Remus; YES I FUCKING AM, GOOD NIGHT.
M/N & Sirius jumping onto Remus bed; Not without us.
Remus; Fine-
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jade-eclipse-lithium · 4 months ago
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You drink all of these?
Yes.
By yourself?
As you can see.
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silence-between-seconds · 2 years ago
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Sirius: if the moon is made of cheese and saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?
James: yellow
Sirius: the correct answer is packing peanuts
James: oh i see, bcs you carry the two and-
Remus: what is wrong with you people?!
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bewsworld · 1 year ago
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“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
-Albus Dumbledore
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evansisasadist · 2 years ago
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Hermione: I want Harry in the bridal party
Ron: And I want him to be my best man
*both glaring at each other*
Harry: *nervously backing away*
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ridiculouspickles · 1 year ago
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bigolidioot · 2 years ago
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The marauders and things my friends have said P.1
Sirius: Heard back from my therapist! I have ptsd!!!
*does a little dance*
Everyone: *cheers*
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vioranhyperfixation · 5 months ago
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Harry : I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Hermione :
Ron, glancing around :
Hermione : We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Harry : Yes!
Ron : I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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worldlywritr · 24 days ago
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The things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. If not always in the way we expect.
- Luna Lovegood
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caitspoetry222 · 1 year ago
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I’ve known no such things as friends
I’ve had “friends” but not friends
People who say they love you, but do things loved ones wouldn’t do
What does a true friend mean
And will I ever know?
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djcanipe99 · 2 years ago
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Grover ,Ron : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?
Percy,Harry: Allow me to explain.
Grover,Ron : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.
Percy,Harry: Right, you've had your fun.
Grover,Ron : What's she after, anyway?
Percy,Harry: It's time to press on.
Grover,Ron: What could she possibly need?
Percy,Harry : It doesn't matter.
Grover,Ron : An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.
Percy,Harry : That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.
Grover,Ron : I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.
Grover,Ron: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.
Percy,Harry: Midget.
Grover,Ron : So you agree?
Percy,Harry: No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.
Grover,Ron : I've said too much. I've upset you.
Percy,Harry: No, I am simply stating that one has...
Grover,Ron: What were you doing?
Percy,Harry: Will you allow me to explain?
Grover,Ron: I wish you would.
Ned,Rhodey : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?
Peter,Tony : Allow me to explain.
Rhodey, Ned : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.
Peter,Tony: Right, you've had your fun.
Ned,Rhodey : What's she after, anyway?
Peter,Tony : It's time to press on.
Ned,Rhodey : What could she possibly need?
Peter,Tony : It doesn't matter.
Ned,Rhodey : An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.
Peter,Tony: That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.
Ned,Rhodey: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.
Ned,Rhodey: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.
Peter,Tony : Midget.
Ned,Rhodey: So you agree?
Peter,Tony : No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.
Ned,Rhodey: I've said too much. I've upset you.
Peter,Tony: No, I am simply stating that one has...
Ned,Rhodey : What were you doing?
Peter,Tony: Will you allow me to explain?
Ned,Rhodey: I wish you would.
Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki: Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?
Luffy,natsu, naruto and izuku :Allow me to explain.
Gray,Zorro ,Sasuke and katsuki: Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.
Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku: Right, you've had your fun.
Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki:What's she after, anyway?
Luffy, natsu , naruto and izuku :It's time to press on.
Gray,Zorro, sasuke and katsuki : What could she possibly need?
Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku: It doesn't matter.
Gray,Zorro sasuke and katsuki:An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.
Luffy, natsu naruto and izuku:That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.
Gray,Zorro , sasuke and katsuki : I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.
Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki : Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.
Luffy, natsu ,naruto and Izuku: Midget.
Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki : So you agree?
Luffy, natsu, naruto and izuku : No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.
Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki:I've said too much. I've upset you.
Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku: No, I am simply stating that one has...
Gray,Zorro , sasuke and katsuki : What were you doing?
Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku : Will you allow me to explain?
Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki : I wish you would.
Zach : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?
Will: Allow me to explain.
Zach : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.
Will : Right, you've had your fun.
Zach : What's she after, anyway?
Will : It's time to press on.
Zach : What could she possibly need?
Will : It doesn't matter.
Zach: An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.
Will : That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.
Zach: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.
Zach: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.
Will : Midget.
Zach: So you agree?
Will : No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.
Zach : I've said too much. I've upset you.
Will : No, I am simply stating that one has..
Zach : What were you doing?
Will : Will you allow me to explain?
Zach : I wish you would.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Allow me to explain.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Right, you've had your fun.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : What's she after, anyway?
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: It's time to press on.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : What could she possibly need?
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: It doesn't matter.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Midget.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : So you agree?
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : I've said too much. I've upset you.
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: No, I am simply stating that one has...
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: What were you doing?
Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Will you allow me to explain?
Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: I wish you would.
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