#harry potter qoute

[travelleryanii]

Cravings for today: A fanfic about a professor at Hogwarts who secretly developed fondness for Severus. Years before the war, mc finds out that Snape is a death eater. Worried of the perils of her beloved’s shenanigans, she seeks audience with Voldemort in which she convinced him to make an unbreakable vow with her. The deal; She pledges her undying loyalty to him and does whatever he needs her to do, so long as Voldemort sends her to dangerous missions instead of Severus and promises not to harm him. All of these happens without the potion master knowing.

AaaAaaAaaa… I need this so bad rn I’m tempted to write it. 😭

[billi-mausi]

So I might have written a Jegulus fic on this.

This is how you fall in love by adorexmoony

[vioranhyperfixation]

Ron : who traumatised you?

Harry : do you you want a list?

Ron, with his wand out :

Hermione, with her spellbook out: yeah actually, that would be helpful.

[worldlywritr]

Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.

- Dumbledore

[tired-inferi]

“The angry,

The lonely,

The broken,

The empty.”

Remus Lupin,

James potter,

Sirius black,

Peter pettigrew.

[edmetalqueer]

Sirius, high out of his mind; would you two kill me if I had sex with a wand-

Remus, staring at him; What the fuck- Pads, where do you get this shit from?

M/N, taking another joint; How'd you even have sex with a wand? Where'd you put it?

Remus; I'm starting to think this marijuana aint working on me.

Sirius; What's a hippopotato

Remus; Yup, that's it, I'm going to bed, good night.

M/N & Sirius; NO, YOUR NOT.

Remus; YES I FUCKING AM, GOOD NIGHT.

M/N & Sirius jumping onto Remus bed; Not without us.

Remus; Fine-

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

You drink all of these?

Yes.

By yourself?

As you can see.

[silence-between-seconds]

Sirius: if the moon is made of cheese and saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?

James: yellow

Sirius: the correct answer is packing peanuts

James: oh i see, bcs you carry the two and-

Remus: what is wrong with you people?!

[ridiculouspickles]

[bewsworld]

“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”

-Albus Dumbledore

[evansisasadist]

Hermione: I want Harry in the bridal party

Ron: And I want him to be my best man

*both glaring at each other*

Harry: *nervously backing away*

[bigolidioot]

The marauders and things my friends have said P.1

Sirius: Heard back from my therapist! I have ptsd!!!

*does a little dance*

Everyone: *cheers*

[vioranhyperfixation]

Harry : I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Hermione :

Ron, glancing around :

Hermione : We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Harry : Yes!

Ron : I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[worldlywritr]

The things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. If not always in the way we expect.

- Luna Lovegood

[caitspoetry222]

I’ve known no such things as friends

I’ve had “friends” but not friends

People who say they love you, but do things loved ones wouldn’t do

What does a true friend mean

And will I ever know?

[embeccy]

"The Great Hall looked magnificent. Not only were there a dozen frost-covered Christmas trees and thick streamers of holly and mistletoe crisscrossing the ceiling, but enchanted snow was falling, warm and dry from the ceiling."

- J.K. Rowling