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enyasaints · 3 days ago
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Rationing Insulin.
I have been rationing my insulin at the expense of my health because I simply do not have the funds to replace pens. As a result my blood sugar has been spiking and staying stagnant at dangerously high levels.
Venmo: EnyaSaint
CA: $Enyasaint
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I do not know or want to know what possessed me to ration my medication knowing I could possibly die from it. I haven’t been in my right state of mind in a while.
Currently I am on the medication Toujeo and I am uninsured so I have to pay out of pocket. So I am utilizing GoodRx to get me the cheapest option. I would be so immensly grateful to anyone who could spare towards my medication. I am running dangerously low and I don’t want to die from DKA.
Goal: $365
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Venmo: Enyasaint
CA: Enyasaint
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brobertdowneyjr · 6 months ago
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I'm sifting thru fics like it’s 1848 and I'm panning for gold in the river
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sparrowlucero · 1 month ago
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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
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#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)
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kamaela · 28 days ago
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Trash Tuesday
@yiiiiiiiikes25 told me to take out the trash, so I did. A snippet from an abandoned WIP that'll never see the light of day (NSFW)
Draco can't recall how it started. Honestly, he can't. And he can't think of a reason why it keeps happening. He'd like to have a reason; something to point at and say, this is why. But if he can't think of one even after being relentlessly interrogated by a very nosy Pansy Parkinson, then he really has no hope. 
“What does he want from you?” Pansy asks, bumping into him as they walk, side by side, down the cobbled streets of Diagon. 
“I don't know.”
“Well, do you talk?"
“Not really. A bit.”
“So he just comes to the shop, to fuck you?”
Draco shrugs. “Sometimes I fuck him.”
“Ha.” She throws her head back and laughs. The afternoon sun reflects off her shiny black hair. “What a time to be alive. My best friend is regularly dicking down the Saviour of the Wizarding World. In the back of a grimy shop, no less!”
“Could you keep it down?” Draco hisses.
“Oh, unclench. No one is listening to us.” 
“Yeah, well. Still. I don't think—I’m sure he wouldn't want anyone to know.”
She narrows her eyes. “Do you want people to know?”
“Absolutely not! Are you kidding? I’ve got enough heat on me without adding being Harry Potter’s secret fuck buddy to the list.”
“Okay, wait. I need to know more. What's he like after? Is he all broody and 'this doesn't mean I'm gay'?”
Draco hums, shakes his head. “Bit clingy actually. Always wants to cuddle.”
She squeals, and Draco actually clamps his hand over her mouth. “Gods, this is fantastic,” she continues, her voice all muffled. Draco rolls his eyes. His palm is smudged with lipstick when he pulls it away. “You better keep at it. Now I've got a pipeline for Potter gossip I'm not giving it up.”
“I think that's up to me, actually.” They stop in front of the Apothecary. He kisses her cheek. “Anyway, I've got to run.”
“Whatever you need to tell yourself!" She calls as the door swings shut behind him.
tagging @phoenixortheflame @its-the-allure @tripably @mono-chromia @faiell @mintawasalreadytaken @dodgerkedavra , @edieblakewrites plus anyone else who reads this. Share your scraps, abandoned paragraphs, alternates that just didn't make the cut. I wanna knowww
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sandbees · 1 year ago
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What I think the Dark Mirror would say to my different AUs of Yuu's:
Disney Fanatic! Yuu - The nature of your soul is bright, such as a shooting star. I sense no magical power within this one, but your soul is imbedded with imagination stronger than any bestown upon me. Therefore, they belong to no dorm.
Blot! Yuu - The nature of your soul is...shapless, but a dark ink has surrounded this boundless soul. You have potential, but it is blocked by the fog around your soul. There is no magic, therefore, they belong to no dorm.
Addams Family! Yuu - The nature of your soul is...a darkness that streches out beyond your body. It reaches for those that attempt to harm you. It protects you, becoming a beast that would die for you. Your soul does not fit any dorm, therefore, no dorm would be appropriate.
Gem Hybrid! Yuu - The nature of your soul is...a pink rose, healing and calming. Your soul glistens like a diamond, however the pressure upon your soul dulls the potential you have. Your magic is purer than those in this room. Therefore, no dorm shall be assigned to this one.
Harry Potter! Yuu (Griffindoor) - The nature of your soul is...brave. Red and gold, your soul screams for adventure, willing to rebel against those who oppose you. The magic within you has shaped your soul to a Griffin, one that gives a cry that has already sorted you. Since you have already been sorted, I shall not assign you a dorm.
Harry Potter! Yuu (Ravenclaw) - The nature of your soul is...wise. Blue and bronze, your soul has settled to seek knowledge, your magic shaping it to a raven. The raven caws, a knowing look in its eyes, and it already knows that once you've been sorted. Since you have already been sorted, I shall not assign you a dorm.
Harry Potter! Yuu (Slytherin) - The nature of your soul is...cunning. Green and silver, your soul plans for the future fate has handed you. Your magic within the soul is strong, twisting it to a snake. The snake hisses, defensive as you have belonged to another. Since you have already been sorted, I shall not assign you a dorm.
Harry Potter! Yuu (Hufflepuff) - The nature of your soul is...loyal. Yellow and black, your soul can feel that this year will not be like others. The magic within you shifts in this world, forming a badger. The badger huffs, welcoming, but stern that you shan't be sorted. Since you have already been sorted, I shall not assign you a dorm.
Card Collector! Yuu - The nature of your soul is...interesting. Very, very interesting. The magic you possess is akin to Unique Magic. However, your soul is unable to wield it. The shape of your soul is boundless, nothing, unless you learn to wield it in the future. Therefore, your soul is fit for all dorms once it is shaped. Otherwise, there is no dorm that fits in the present time.
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babooshkart · 2 years ago
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Oh, right. The rituals. The skin touching rituals, the intricate rituals you construct to touch the skin of other men, man-touchin rituals.
Commission for @skeptiquewrites 💕 thank you for joining me in Sports Thighs Appreciation
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valoale · 11 months ago
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Another older work of mine
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mystery-of-arkham-asylum · 8 months ago
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A list of books I have read this year. Will reblog everytime I update as I read more. Doing this a a bit of fun and to hopefully motive myself to read a bit more like I used to.
(I would like to state that I do not share/approve of the views or opinions of a certain author on this list. I just enjoy the books and won't let some poor excuse of a human being ruin them for me.)
First time reading | Reread
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone - J.K.Rowling
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets- J.K.Rowling
The Sheep-Pig - Dick King-Smith
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - J.K.Rowling
Cirque Du Freak - Darren Shan
The Vampire's Assistant - Darren Shan
Tunnels of Blood - Darren Shan
The Tale of Peter Rabbit - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin - Beatrix Potter
The Tailor of Gloucester - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Benjamin Bunny - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Two Bad Mice - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Mrs Tiggy-Winkle - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of The Pie and The Patty-Pan - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Mr. Jeremy Fisher - Beatrix Potter
The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit - Beatrix Potter
The Story of Miss Moppet - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Tom Kitten - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Jemima Puddle Duck - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Samuel Whiskers or the Roly-Poly Pudding - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of The Flopsy Bunnies - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Ginger and Pickles - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Mrs Tittlemouse - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Timmy Tiptoes - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Mr. Tod - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Pigling Bland - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Johnny Town-Mouse - Beatrix Potter
The Tale of Little Pig Robinson - Beatrix Potter
Appley Dapply's Nursery Rhymes - Beatrix Potter
Celily Parsley's Nursery Rhymes - Beatrix Potter
Winnie-the-Pooh and some Bees - A.A.Milne
Pooh Goes Visiting & Pooh and Piglet nearly catch a Woozle - A.A.Milne
Owl becomes and author - A.A.Milne
Eeyore has a birthday - A.A.Milne
Kanga and Baby Roo Come to the Forest - A.A.Milne
An Expotition to the North Pole - A.A.Milne
Piglet is entirely surrounded by water - A.A.Milne
Christopher Robin gives a Party - A.A.Milne
Eeyore loses a tail - A.A.Milne
A House is Built at Pooh Corner - A.A.Milne
Tigger comes to the Forest - A.A.Milne
A Search is organdized - A.A.Milne
Tiggers don't climb trees - A.A.Milne
Rabbit has a busy day - A.A.Milne
Pooh invents a new game - A.A.Milne
Tigger is unbounced - A.A.Milne
Piglet does a very grand thing - A.A.Milne
Eeyore finds the Wolery - A.A.Milne
Christopher Robin and Pooh come to an enchanted place - A.A.Milne
Pooh's Poems - A.A.Milne
Christopher Robin returns to the Forest - David Benedictus
The Spelling Bee - David Benedictus
Rabbit organises almost everything - David Benedictus
It Stops raining for ever - David Benedictus
Pooh goes in search of honey - David Benedictus
Owl becomes an author - David Benedictusk
Everybody learns something - David Benedictus
The Game of Cricket - David Benedictus
Tigger Dreams of Africa - David Benedictus
The Harvest Festival - David Benedictus
Yellow Submarine - The Beatles
The Answer - Rebecca Sugar
Guide to the Crystal Gems - Rebecca Sugar
Keep Beach City Weird - Matt Burnett and Ben Levin
Young Zaphod Plays It Safe - Douglas Adams
Vampire Mountain - Darren Shan
Trials of Death - Darren Shan
The Vampire Prince - Darren Shan
Coraline - Neil Gaiman
Cycle of the Werewolf - Stephen King
The Graveyard Book - Neil Gaiman
Troll Bridge - Terry Pratchett
Turntables of the Night- Terry Pratchett
The Sea and Little Fishes- Terry Pratchet
Hunters of the Dark - Darren Shan
Escape from Bloodcastle - Jenny Tyler
Curse of the Lost Idol - Gaby Waters
The Incredible Dinosaur Experdition - Karen Dolby
Time Train to Ancient Rome - Gaby Waters
Agent Arthur's Jungle Journey - Martin Oliver
Agent Arthur on the Stormy Seas - Martin Oliver
The Ghost in the Mirror - Karen Dolby
Agent Arthur's Artic Adventure - Martin Oliver
Journey to the Lost Temple - Susannah Leigh
The Pyramid Plot - Justin Somper
The Emerald Conspiracy - Mark Fowler
Mutiny at Crossbones Bay - Mark Burgess
Jonathan Livingston Seagull - Richard Bach
A Day with Wibur Robinson - William Joyce
Allies of the Night - Darren Shan
Killers of the Dawn - Darren Shan
Animal Farm - George Orwell
The Phantom Tollbooth - Norton Juster
The Necrophiliac - Gabrielle Wittkop
Never Say Boo to a Ghost - John Foster and Korky Paul
Red Dwarf Log No. 1996 - Paul Alexander
Wacky Wednesday - Dr. Seuss
The Wild Robot - Peter Brown
I Wish I had Duck Feet - Dr. Seuss
Ten Apples up on Top - Dr. Seuss
Scrambled Eggs Super! - Dr. Seuss
One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish - Dr. Seuss
The Sneetches and Other Stories - Dr. Seuss
Hop on Pop - Dr. Seuss
The Larax - Dr. Seuss
I Can Read with My Eyes Shut! - Dr. Seuss
The Tales of Beedle the Bard - J.K.Rowling
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - J.K.Rowling
Quidditch Through the Ages - J.K.Rowling
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arrozconlecheeee · 1 year ago
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Some screenshots while we had fun with the new clothes
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moonlightcycle571 · 2 months ago
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAGGIE SMITH IS DEAD!?!??! THAT LADY IS IMMORTAL, I REFUSE TO HEAR ANYONE SAY SUCH BLASPHEMY
come back professeur… please
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timsstims · 6 months ago
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[ ♪ ] Clusterhug / IDKHBTFM
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novirp13 · 2 years ago
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why is it so hard to draw your hair, Bakura?! I can’t do it! ><
Anyway, Author Note chapter 8 is fantastic. Bakura, you petty lil sht! :’D
Here’s the LINK guys. It’s a found family fanfic (maybe. Seems will be) and I’m always up for it XD
BONUS:
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Help, Marik is trying to be a responsible adult! It’s surprisingly adorable :’D
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grumpylia · 8 months ago
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okay??
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nelsywelsy · 1 year ago
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82 keys... 82 bloody keys. I only wished for the wand, but of course I had to get everything BUT that.
It lead to a series of unfortunate decisions that I admit to, but hey, I got the wand in the end and wand pretty.
Doesn't mean I'll forget the frustration I felt for rolling 82 TIMES just to get it, Mr. Puppet
There goes my weekly savings, thanks a lot you annoying piece of useless kindling...
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callmeanxietygirl · 5 months ago
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Gracias por hacer la infancia de muchos hermosa.❤❤😭
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She is a legend, so beautiful and talented woman
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the-unlucky-trevor · 6 months ago
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why does esme remind me of straight pearl
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