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Happy birthday Isabeau!!!!
and a bonus small gift from a certain someone...
#day late shush shush#in stars and time#isat#isat isabeau#isat siffrin#day 58#non odile post#Might try posting stuff without odile for double posts! I gotta give the others some love too sometimes...#oh and happy miku bday as well!!!#stealing this from ocean: bonnie made cupcakes; odile gives a puzzle book; mira gifts him new fabric and sif gives him a little bday kiss <
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Happy Halloween, Teto wonders if you like her costume,, (≧▽≦)
Did she check the group chat though?
#day two or drawing teto!!!#i drew the last pic first#miku and neru dressed up as each other#and like miku has a LOT of hair so it was difficult for her to imitate neru's hairstyle#neru def expected teto to show up with a different costume lol#maybe they ended up dressing a baguette in a teto costume and making it triple baka themed?#so silly like they ARE triple baka#i was wondering what to do w teto's hand but i settled for 👉👈 at the end lol#akita neru#kasane teto#teto kasane#utau teto#utau fanart#utau#vocaloid#fanloid#happy halloweeeeeeen
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art practice with Miku
#vocaloid#hatsune miku#fanart#okay so like. i started this AGES ago but i got bored when i was first working on it so i abandoned it#but the other day i realized i havent posted any mikus in a while so i decided to work on it again and now im really happy with it!#btw i think miku with brown eyes is stunning <3
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here's my hot take
#your boyfriend game#i forgot who the other characters are but heres little miss cockblocker and my beloved TK 💚✨💕💖🫀💔#i call him that becuase he keeps COCKBLOCKING me by committing murder and thats crine.#cringe#i like thinking about the high school au because i have confidence that if he went to school with me i could drive him to suicide.#i have the opposite of rizz. like instead of making people want me i make them hate themselves. only when i want to tho#and it's not like i have anything against bald people or violent criminals. the warden from human centipede 3 is both of those and i want#him so fucking badly. all day all night no lube no protection god is dead and we have killed him knock me out and attach me to the prison c#ntipede.#anyway i tried to play this game because he reminded me of said warden. but i got kind of attached to the landlord character#and when i found out theres no way to have sex with him i got so mad i threw up & punched a wall & now my real landlord is mad at me for p#unching a wall.#god's whims are cruel and i am a plaything of life😃#and its all this eggcel (pre-trans femcel) (my headcanon) 's fault i hope everyone die slowly and painfully#except TK i want them to live. they deserve to be happy 💖#anyway i wish p*t*r was real so i could send him this image. i think he would kill himself if he saw this. i would if i was him#i would also kill myself as soon as i found out i was named after a f*mily g*y character tho. so obviously he's not very similar to me.#hate. let me tell you how much ive come to hate you since i began to live. tehre are 387.44 mi9llion miles of#hey if you censor f*m*ly g*y like f***** g*y people will think you're just being homophobic instead of a show hater#gonna start censoring it ike that. teehee#anywway#miku binder the joker and vivziepop heffley. fight#my posts
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happy miku day
#happy miku day everyone i love her#i love miku all my homies love miku (literally only me and 1 other person)#hatsune miku#vocaloid#project sekai#leo/need#more more jump!#vivid bad squad#wonderlands x showtime#miku day#nightcord at 25:00
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the connor room glowup (above is my washington room below is my now room ^_^)
#you cn barely see them in the bottom right pic but theres miku and my clownnpy#clownboy. miku i got in wa#idk if u can see her in the top row pics.. im blind.#the little bed was very cozy. like probably bad for my back and stuff but i felr very safe behind the doors#also most of the shelves in my now room is Not my stuff LOL like the wall shelves#i have a couple of things on them on the bit closest to mybed#but since this is the gaeage it was storage. and the front half of the garage still is#but ya. im so happy 2 be living here now the only issue is how fuckass hot it is#i couldnt stay in wa for obvious reasons but also i actually wouldve died in the summer it was WAYYY worse.#luckily for likee over half the summer i was still living in the avtual house. and even then i was rly overheating esp bc thats when i stil#had medication and stuff#but the garage was unbearableee the first monthish. luckily i was in too much of an episode to avtually care much LOL#and luckily my heaters pretty efficient (i bought it last year) so winter wasnt the worst it was judt a bit cold whenever i got home bc my#roommates didnt like me to have it on which is fair#but ya. so it was cold for the first hour i was home but i would just cuddle up and otd get warmer eventually#ummm SO yeah#and here its nice bc if the heat truly gets unbearable im allowed to go inside the house. and it only sometimes feels like everybodys going#to kill me. as opposed to wa where it always always always felt like they were gokng to kill me or evict me or starve me or mock me#or call me a child or but lets not get into it ok.#also u may not notice but the blanket is a different blanket#these blankets r the ones our parents got me and lamp when i was like 12#but i got slime on mine nad switchednit with lamps and they Knew and have been mad abt it 4 ages#esp bc now their blanket has lumps in the corners#BUT the other day i switchied with them bc i felt guilty for the sins of 13 year old me. and their blanket has been washed with black sheets#so its darker. but u mag notice the lumpy corners#also i set up my bed up judt like this the past couple of weeks i havent been able to sleep like this#i usually have to curl up horizontal at the top of the bed
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JHERFBHERBHFJBERFHJERBJHFBJHERFHJERBFERF OH MY GOD HAPPY BIRTHDAY I HOPE YOU HAD A LOVELY DAY !!!!! YOU BEAUTIFULY CHAOTIC BEING I HOPE YOU LIVE FOR MANY MANY MORE YEARS !!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU JERFJERF I KNOW WE DON'T SPEAK MUCH BUT YOU'RE SUCH A NICE PERSON AND I LOVED SEEING YOU ON THE EXPLORE PAGE !!!!!!!! HJBERFBHJEHJRF
ANYWAYS THANK YOU FOR DRAWING MY GIRL SHES SO SOSOOSOSOSOS BHJJRBHWFBJHFEF
[Happy Birthday to the Lonely Child.]
its still my bday shut up
anws i FINISHED!!!! AND IM TOTALLY NOT SLEEP DEPRIVED AT ALL!!!!
#HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKUUUUUU#I HOPE YOU HAD A LVOELY DAY#IM SO SORRY FOR RESPONDING/REBLOGIGNG THIS LATE#pls trust me i wanted to reblog this as soon as I saw it#ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU SENT CHIBI ERI#JHBERFBJEJBFJBHERJF#BUT I COULDN'T IM ERHBFJBHERF#other's art#eri the orphan#fan art#art#not mine#dol#dol related#dol pc#HJBERBFBHJERJNEJRFHJFBHER#THIS PIECE IS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL#EVERYONE'S PC/SONAS ARE SO EDIBLE ANAD SMALL AND CUT E#I WANNA EAT THEM ALL#im getting cuteness aggression im so sorry#miku-meeku
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☆ strawberry miku rentry graphics!
self indulgent . art on 3rd graphic: tsuki_catv f2u w/ credit, reblog appreciated!
happy miku day! bit late because i didn't know this day was a thing until now but yeah! was going to do two other miku's but the 15th anniversary strawberry miku got me inspired, a shame there's not many things of her
stills under cut
#☆ ◟ my edits !#liryo 🌷#strawberry miku#hatsune miku#vocaloid#rentry#sntry#rentry inspo#rentry graphics#sntry graphics#graphics#graphic#rentry stuff
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aaaaa!! König and pink reader 🩷🌟
☆ Hes so happy to be able to call you his own, you never fail to brighten his day with your smile or your style (holy shit that rhymed)
☆ If you wear makeup, he'll get you those hello kitty, hatsune miku, sailor moon or just star and heart themed ones!
☆ He bought you this strawberry themed blush, thinking you would like it, but the second you used the pallete the strawberries faded :(
☆ You still thanked him anyways (and eagerly begged him not to waste money on buying you another one..)
☆ He loves buying you lacey or frilly clothes! He also buys a lot of bows and pretty much any accessory you want
(you forced him to put you on a limit)
☆ If you're a civilian and you visit him, people around base- ESPECIALLY recruits- tend to be so surprised at how their cocky, stern, and intimidating colonel can turn so soft so fast
☆ König doesn't care how they see him with you, he's struck enough fear in them for them to know not to say a damn word about it
☆ His usual loud and intimidating voice when he orders people around is a little lowered so he isn't too loud around you
☆ Recruits love it when you visit because of this. They don't get yelled at as much and they don't have to worry about doing extra training if they mess up
☆ If you're a soldier yourself, people around base tend to be scared of you.
☆ So pink and bright, always nice and overall a sunshine, yet they saw you take out like 10 mean the other day and walk back like nothing happened??
☆ it doesn't help that when they look back at König to get his reaction all they see is a man in love
☆ If you're someone who adores plushies he gets you a lot of them. Don't look at one for too long in a store or else he'll buy it on spot.
☆ He's very, very observant
☆ He doesn't let any of his friends come over to his house. Why? Because you've completely pink-ified the house you two shared
(not that he minds but he won't ever admit that)
☆ You have so many pictures of him laying his head down on a plush, sound asleep because of how tired he was when he came home
(you made him some cookies and a nice cup of water)
☆ You also have so many pictures of him in a pink bathrobe. You begged for him to put it on just once (you never let him live it down)
#wishes ⋆.ೃ࿔*:・#call of duty#konig#könig#cod mw2#cod#konig call of duty#konig cod#konig mw2#könig call of duty#König x reader#konig x reader#Konig x reader#könig x reader#Konig x you#konig x you#König x you#könig x you#Koenig x you#koenig x you#Call of duty#cod modern warfare#mw2#call of duty modern warfare
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24 Hours with You (Satoru Ver.) - Ep. 2
Series Masterlist Chapter Summary: The second episode of a mini-series where you’ll live through the hours you spend together with your husband, Gojo Satoru. Pairings: Gojo Satoru x Female Reader Genre: Domestic AU, Fluff, Romance, Humor Word Count: 9K Warnings: no plot, just a compilation of fluffy scenes that you share with your whipped, super annoying husband, Satoru. there's a bit of a smutty scene but it's not explicitly written.
Episode 2: Daylight
07.04 AM
The morning sunray seeps through your windows, kissing your skin with familiar warmth. The red roses Satoru bought you yesterday greet you with their sweet scent as they sit prettily in a glass vase that glimmers like crystal underneath the light. You take a quick scan around, expecting the worst but surprisingly, besides the bedroom, your place is still recognizable despite the drunk antics that you and your husband did last night after finishing a whole bottle of wine to yourselves.
Your work doesn’t start until nine, and although usually, you would leave at 8.15 to avoid the risk of turning up late, after noticing what day it is, you reckon that traffic won’t be so bad. Plus, your home is only around ten minutes away from your office anyway. It’s the main reason why Satoru insisted on buying this condominium in the first place—to give you more time to yourself (and for him to cuddle with you on the sofa because you always look so snuggly in the morning). Maybe you can take it easy today. Brushing your teeth and changing your nightgown into an oversized hoodie (Satoru’s) and a pair of comfy sweatpants, you get yourself to work.
Among the clutters on the floor are your cocktail dress and Satoru’s expensive suit and tie, scattered all over the carpet, giving you a quick flashback of what happened after you arrived home from the fancy restaurant he took you last night. The exchange of heavy, scorching kisses in the elevator… Your spine pressed flat against the wall with his head between your thighs the second the front door was shut close… A bottle of red wine tasted directly from each other’s tongue… And…
You glance down at your hands, feeling heat flaring in your cheeks as your eyes land on the thin, but quite noticeable, purple bruises that circle your wrists like dark bracelets.
Last night was… wild.
“God, we’re not young anymore,” you mumble to yourself, shamefaced, as you head toward the kitchen. There are empty plates and half-filled glasses left abandoned on the aisle, and a pizza box that you ordered at two in the morning for an emergency snack (Satoru always gets hungry after sex), but it will only take you a few minutes to clean everything up, so everything’s fine.
Today’s start isn’t so bad.
The condo that you and Satoru bought together felt too spacious and grand at first. The neat white walls somehow screamed lonely, desperate for human touch. But after living here for three years, three whole years of a happy marriage with occasional fights that never lasted a night, it felt truly like home—the kind that you’ve never had the joy to experience before.
Silly Polaroid photos of the two of you are plastered all over the fridge. A collection of your favorite novels sits on the bookcase among healthy pileas that tumble elegantly over the shelves. Satoru’s favorite Hatsune Miku figures are there too, despite your constant begging to just throw them away, but that’s marriage, isn’t it? You just have to compromise on every single thing. Even when the color of Hatsune’s stupid hair—why does it have to be turquoise of all shades?—ruins your aesthetic.
A huge, beautiful mural showcasing the map of the world can be found painted on one side of the wall. In some countries, there are words written by colorful markers, telling a story of the memorable journeys you’ve had together. Satoru’s messy handwriting used to be there but you scrapped them all because drawing a bunch of arrows pointing at different cities and writing down the words “We did it here” or “We also did it here” and “We toooootally did it here” with wink faces on the sidedon’t exactly seem appropriate, especially since Megumi’s son often comes by to visit his favorite uncle. (The word ‘favorite’ here is self-proclaimed. Megumi never said that. His son also never said that. Satoru is just delusional.)
You catch a whiff of your husband’s perfume, still somewhat lingering close, a sweet reminder of your chaotic days in high school and the moment your romance bloomed during your college days. Oh, also, coffee. You’re gonna need a lot of that if you want to get through all of your work meetings today. The smell of freshly brewed coffee is one of your favorite scents in the world and you smile to yourself as you pour it into your mug.
“Someone looks happy,” Satoru sniffles as he places his chin on your shoulder, long arms winding themselves around the dip of your waist. And cuddly, he adds in his head. Though he always finds himself swooning seeing you in your cocktail dress or work attire, he adores this look the most. Messy bun, bare face with acne patches on your chin and nose, his hoodie covering your body to the middle of your thighs. You're precious.
He won’t say this to you though, not today.
“Someone sounds a bit grumpy.” You tilt your head just enough to peck him on the cheek. “Took you long enough to finish.”
“Well, it would’ve only taken me ten minutes if somebody was kind enough to lend me a hand.”
“What, your two hands aren’t enough?”
“They don’t feel as good as yours.” He’s pouting. Even if you can’t see it, you can tell he is. “I didn’t finish, by the way. Thank you for asking.”
A chuckle escapes you. “Honey, you finished, like, four times last night.”
“You’re missing the point,” he sighs. “I don’t think I’ve told you this but…” He turns your body around, making you face him with your cup between your hands and your back leaning against the kitchen counter. He’s still in his boxer shorts, you notice, but he’s made the effort of throwing on a green pastel shirt, hanging loose on his body and unbuttoned to his chest. Satoru rests his palms on the surface, trapping you between his arms. “I think I’m getting so dependent on you now that I can’t even cum on my own.”
“You can’t do anything without me these days, actually,” you comment, running your mouth without realizing that he’s desperate for your sympathy. He gives you a look, staring flatly at you. “And I can’t do anything without you, my love,” you add with a smile, tapping his cheek. “There. Happy now?”
“Wouldn’t kill you to say it once in a while,” he answers, and you roll your eyes. “I’m just saying, I used to do it so easily, you know? I didn’t even need to look at actual porn to jerk off. I was so in control of my body. Just had to picture you naked on your knees with my di—”
“Careful.”
He cuts himself short. “—and I’d be done in, like, two minutes.”
“I see. And here I thought today was going to be boring,” you reply, sarcasm running thick in each word.
“But these days…” His eyes droop. “It hasn’t been that easy. Sometimes I couldn’t even, umm… get it hard,” he admits, blushing. It’s a bit of a confession that he’s been trying to keep to himself for a while.
“What, really? Like, at all?”
He sheepishly nods. “There’s this one time when you were away on a business trip and it had been so long since we had sex so I wanna… You know…”
“Play with your carrot?” You suggest, taking a sip of your coffee. “Rub the eggplant? Stroke the banana?”
There’s a momentary silence where he just looks at you, unamused.
You, also, stay hushed.
Then, “Caress the fresh zucchini—”
“I think that’s enough, babe.”
“Oh, so when I say it, you don’t like it. But when you say it—”
“You’re not saying it at the right time—You know what? Forget it.” Satoru pushes himself away from the counter, fuming and you laugh.
Catching him by the wrist, you whirl him back to you. “I’m sorry. You’re just so cute. I think this is the first time I’ve seen you act like this.”
“Can you be serious, please? This is actually very important to me.”
“I know, I’m sorry.” You stand on your toes, kissing his pout away. “I’ll pay attention, I promise. Tell me what’s on your mind.”
“I’m a bit scared,” he says, his shoulders sagging. He looks like a sad puppy. A giant, 193cm tall sad puppy. Even your puppy didn’t look as depressed as him now when she was on the verge of death. “What am I going to do when you’re away for two weeks and I can’t even jerk off once?”
You know you don’t have to jerk off, right? Your mouth is itching to say the words. “Two weeks aren’t even that long.”
“Of course, they are!”
“Okay, so you can’t jerk off for two weeks. What is the big deal—”
“What’s the big deal?!” He gasps, as dramatically as ever, one hand slapped against his chest. “You’re asking me what’s the big deal?! What if this is a sign of early erectile dysfunction?!”
Hereeee we go. “From someone who came four times last night, what are you saying?!”
“Excuse me, are you a doctor?” His voice drops, his face solemn. “Are you an urologist?”
You sigh. “No.”
“Do you have a penis?”
“Satoru—”
“Do you?”
You’re rubbing your head, headaches incoming. “You wouldn’t have married me if I had one now, would you?”
“Not true but okay. Anyway—”
“Wait, hold up, what does that mean—”
“The point is,” he puts pressure on his words, pinching your nose so you’ll stop talking. “No penis, no opinion. Also, multiple studies by Chinese researchers have shown that in order to avoid getting prostate cancer, men should release their sperm around two to four times a week. And—” He holds up a finger in the air, shutting you down before you even begin to open your mouth. “When you orgasm, your brain releases a surge of dopamine, right? I need that, especially when you’re not around to help me manage my stress.”
You press your lips together, as tightly as you can, afraid that you’ll break into another bout of laughter if you don’t. “I see.” It’s so hard to keep your voice away from shaking. He’s so serious, it’s almost out of character for him to be this serious. “So you’re, uhh… You’re stressed, huh?”
“Oh, I am, baby. I’m so stressed out.” He swats his bangs out of his eyes, pushing back his hair. “Look at me. I just woke up and I look like this. You think it’s not stressful to look this handsome every day? I have to work twice as hard as anyone else in my building just to be taken seriously. Especially by the CEO.”
“You mean your daddy.”
“My CEO.”
“Who’s your daddy.” Right after you hear yourself saying the line, you snort, failing to contain your laughter. “I’m sorry, I’m not laughing at you. I just had a flashback of the time when you said those words to me in bed and—” You wipe a tear away, your body shaking from your titters. “God, that was cringe.”
Satoru narrows his eyes. “So you are laughing at me.”
“Yeah, but not because of the things you’re saying right now.” The more you try to explain, the more he seems insulted. “Sorry. Continue.”
His nose flares. He would’ve been vexed if you didn’t look so adorable holding back your giggles. “All the other workers think I’m not fit to be next in line—to lead the company. They think I get everything I want just because I have a pretty face and I’m his only son.”
Well, I mean, they’re not wrong, you ponder to yourself, though you know if you mention it out loud, he’s going to cry. “They’re jealous of you.”
“And then of course there’s that guy, Kenjaku, who clearly wants to take my place so he’s been trying to get close to my dad,” Satoru clicks his tongue in annoyance. “Can you believe they went golfing together? Gol. Fing. My dad never even let me touch his golf club!”
Oh, he’s ranting. He’s so upset, he’s ranting like a tired housewife and it’s hilarious. “I’m sorry, sweetie.” You spread your arms, offering him a smile. “Do you want a hug?”
“Okay,” he mumbles cutely, moving toward your embrace with his lower lip jutted out. He goes down to his knees, tangles his arms around your waist, and nuzzles his face against your belly.
“I think they just feel intimidated by you.” You land a hand on his head. For some reason, his hair is always extra fluffy in the morning. “Smart, charismatic, and sexy? They don’t stand a chance against my husband.”
Usually, you would have him go back to his feet (figuratively and literally) right away after hearing such words, but Satoru only lets out a small hum—responding but not quite agreeing—as he buries his nose deeper in your fabric. Seems like this one is serious. “Toru, you’ll be okay.”
“I can’t do it without you, babe,” he says, his voice muffled by your hoodie.
“What, getting that promotion without people judging?”
“No. Cumming.”
“Oh, we’re going back to that.” You chortle lightly, stroking his strands. “Okay, listen.” Cupping his cheek, you lift his face to meet your gaze. “You don’t have erectile dysfunction.” You return the small space between you, your lips curving up beautifully as you bend down and give him a light kiss on his forehead. “And next time, I’ll take care of your needs. Promise.” Noticing how his eyes take a quick look at the kitchen counter, you add, “Not right now, Satoru.”
“Meanie.” Your husband groans, playfully biting your hand. “And how are you planning to take care of me the next time we’re separated from each other?”
“I’ll do something to help you, uhh… do whatever it is you need to do.”
His eyes light up. “Will you FaceTime me and give me a strip dance with Closer by Nine Inch Nails playing in the background?”
That’s… oddly specific… “And why does it have to be that song, if I may ask?”
“No reason, really…” He averts his gaze. “Just… You know, it makes me think about you…” He seems a bit shy.
Wait. Shy? Satoru is?
How does the song go again?
You tear down my reason It's your sex I can smell You make me perfect Become somebody else I wanna fuck you like an animal
You send your husband a blank stare. Look at him. This pervert is asking you this while acting like an embarrassed schoolgirl standing in front of her crush. “If it’s not too much to ask,” he says, so cutely as if he was asking you to make him his favorite dish for dinner.
Of course, it’s too much to ask, are you insane? “Or,” you suggest calmly with a forced smile. “We can do slightly more romantic stuff like calling each other on the phone and—”
“DO PHONE SEX?” Stars in his eyes. There are stars in his eyes.
“Uhh…”
“Please say yes, please say yes!”
That isn’t exactly what you have in mind, but can you even decline when he’s like this? Telling him no right now would feel just as awful as when you (because of Satoru, of course) accidentally revealed the truth about Santa to your nephew, giving Megumi a hard time feeding his son who started a hunger strike as he went into depression mode for three days. (This is a horrible comparison, by the way. One child was asking about Santa while this one is asking for the opportunity to whisper “I wanna fuck you like an animal” in your ear when you’re a hundred miles away from home. Two totally different cases, but you know Satoru will behave the same way as your nephew if you reject his wish. Probably even worse.)
With your head throbbing, you murmur, “Maybe just a little…”
“Promise?” He holds up his pinky, grinning from ear to ear.
All that positive energy you had this morning? Drained. “Promise…”
“Yaay~”
As you break into a cold sweat thinking about the unfortunate event that will soon befall you (aka the phone sex), Satoru, is already back to his giddy and frisky self. Well, as long as he’s happy, I guess.
“What are you having?” He asks, jumping back to his feet. “Coffee?”
“Mm. You want some?”
“Nah. I’m craving hot chocolate.” He reaches a hand toward the high drawer to get hold of his favorite mug, looming above you and intentionally knocking his chest against your face as he traps you in between. He giggles when you glare. He’s childish that way.
“How very girly of you.”
“It’s to relieve my stress.” He pokes you in the stomach. “Also, liking hot chocolate doesn’t make me look girly.”
“Sure, but trying on my skirt does.”
“Babe, come on,” Satoru whines, his earlobes turning scarlet. “How many times are you going to hold me on this? I was just messing around!”
“Honey, you were alone in our bedroom, wearing my maxi skirt and checking yourself in the mirror.”
“It was a dare from Suguru.”
“And taking selfies.”
“So I can send some proof to Suguru.”
“Not the point, Satoru.”
“That is the point! Babe, can’t you see? Saying no to the stupid dare would’ve made me seem less manly than he is.”
“So you’d rather put yourself in a skirt?”
“Well, duh!”
You can’t find the logic in his excuse, you really can’t. “In my defense, though,” he adds. “I thought you were gonna be out for a little longer.”
“What would’ve happened if I were? Gonna put on my thong next?”
“No,” he scoffs, trying to regain whatever amount of dignity he has left. “Also, it’s not like you’ve never done something embarrassing before. Remember that time when we went to Megumi’s birthday dinner and you ended up telling his nana a dick joke?”
“That was also you.”
“No, no. I meant, that one with the salaryman meeting a guy in a horse costume—” His realization falls upon him. “Oh my God, it was me.”
You shake your head, amused. “It’s okay.” You turn to face the counter once again, placing your mug on the surface before you reach forward to grab a bit more cream. “After being married to you for three years, the only thing that will surprise me is if you grow another head. Anything else, I can manage.”
“Why does this sound comforting and insulting at the same time?”
“Because it’s both.”
With his lower lip protruding, Satoru hugs you again from behind, his chin settled on the top of your head this time. This is why he claims to be all stressed out whenever you’re away. He’s so keen on physical touch that he can’t bear even a few inches of distance between you when you’re around. He reaches up to open the counter, grabbing a jar filled with cocoa powder. His chest is pressing against your spine, his other arm never leaving your waist. “I think we run out of sugar,” he says. “Wanna drop by the mart after work? I’m gonna have meetings all day today, but I can ditch the dinner party.”
“You’re not coming?”
“Hell no. Suguru’s hosting. He makes the worst parties.”
“Isn’t he the guy who’s rumored to be in love with you? I heard about it from Shoko.”
“Yeah,” Satoru snickers, very childishly. “I was the one who started the rumor by putting a note on his desk that said ‘I wish one day you’ll look at me the way you look at your wife. Your silver hair and pretty blue eyes have captivated me from the moment I laid my eyes on you. I dream of tasting your soft lips every night.’ It was so easy to copy his handwriting, I just couldn’t help it. Yuki found out about it and she started gossiping and by the end of the day, everyone knew. I took the note away before he noticed. Suguru never found out I did that, didn’t even know what was going on. He was so confused when people tried to cheer him up. I saw Choso giving him a pat on his shoulder, saying ‘We all love you for who you are, never change.’ And Suguru was like, ‘Uuuh, thanks, but I don’t want to be a salesman forever.’ And so both of them were confused.”
Your mouth twists into a grimace. “You are evil.”
“I prefer the term genius,” he corrects you, seemingly proud of his deed.
“Also, soft lips?”
“Aren’t they?” He seductively raises an eyebrow. To be fair, yes, they are. Even on the coldest night, they’re still as soft as a butterfly’s wing. He has claimed many times that he only used a lip balm if necessary but you don’t buy it. There must be witchcraft involved. He puckers his lips, ready to kiss you and make you experience the thick jealousy you have of his pretty mouth—because, really, all these lip balms you have and your lips are still chapped during winter. You dodge, pushing your palm against his face instead. The big puppy that he is, he licks it.
“I think I’ll be out of the office around seven today,” he informs as you scrunch up your nose in disgust, wiping his saliva away.
“Okay. Pick me up first?”
“Like you need to ask,” Satoru smiles, granting a cute kiss on your forehead. He dabs his thumb on the corner of your lips, rubbing off a little bit of sugar from the leftover doughnut that you enjoyed with your coffee. He cleans it off his digit with his tongue, randomly ruffling your hair as he makes his way to the living room.
“Oh, wait, almost forgot,” he says, retracing his steps.
“Hmm?”
Satoru snatches a jar from the counter—the one that you just used, filled with cream—and puts it in the highest drawer, the closest one to the ceiling. “Just a little payback,” he sniggers. “For giving me blue balls this morning.”
With him being 193 cm tall, he simply needs to stand on his toes for a little bit to reach it, but you? “I think you’re gonna need a ladder.” His teeth flash in an irritating grin. “Enjoy your creamless coffee for the next few weeks, Sweetcheeks—OUCH—BABY, THAT’S MY KNEE!”
“Grab the jar.”
“Fine.” He retrieves it with a grumble, handing it back to you. “But I’m reporting you for domestic abuse.”
You raise your wrist, showing the actual bruises he left on your skin. “I’ll see you at court then.”
“Babeeeeeee~”
***
07.21 AM
“Satoru.”
Your dear husband has been lying down on the couch for the past ten minutes, a head of velvety hair—which somehow still smells pleasantly like your favorite shampoo—resting on your lap. With a pair of round glasses perched on his nose, he turns deaf ears to everything that’s going on, focusing on nothing but moving his thumbs to win the next round of Momotetsu. As his eyebrows wrinkle in deep concentration, Satoru punches the buttons on his Nintendo Switch, glaring at the screen and swearing under his breath.
“Satoru.”
“Wait, babe, I just need to choose this card and—NOOOOOOOO!” He launches himself forward, sitting up with his mouth gaping, his eyes shaking in horror. “Did I just—yep, lost a million yen. Fuck this game. A Martha card?! A fucking Martha card?! Oh, I’m gonna—” He slams his console against the cushion. Repeatedly. He’s 29, and he throws a bigger tantrum than Megumi’s three-year-old son.
“Watch your blood pressure, Honey.”
“Who even invented this game?! Stupid as shit. Babe, do me a favor and don’t ever let me play—” His phone rings before he can finish. Throwing one glance at his screen, Satoru mutters, “Oh, great. Here we go.”
The name Dumbass Monk is written on his phone. You wonder who it is.
Satoru answers through gritted teeth. “Fuck you, Suguru.”
Ah, yes, of course.
“No, how the fuck should I know that the card was gonna choose me?!” he barks, his voice bouncing off the walls. “I wanted it to choose you—oh fuck off, asshole, you’re broke as hell, you smell like wet socks, and your wife hates you. Wait, what was that?” He suddenly switches his voice, doing his best impersonation of a nosy old lady talking about the latest gossip. “You don’t have a wife? Not even a girlfriend?” He maniacally cackles. “I don’t know, man, I don’t think I’m the loser here. Unlike you, I’ve got a super hot wife who loves me unconditionally.”
You flip a page of the book you have sitting on your lap. “Only ‘cause you’re rich.”
“And—” Satoru continues yapping on his phone but he makes sure to poke you on your side for your unnecessary comment. “She’s not just hot. She’s a complete package. She smells like daffodils, she makes me breakfast every morning and she looks so fucking gorgeous when she fucks—”
You slap a pillow against his head.
“—feeds me cookies,” Satoru finishes lamely, wincing, one hand raised in the air as a form of surrender before he takes another hit. “No, I’m not gonna pay you, idiot, you won purely by luck!” He then gasps, his jaw dropping low. “Did you just call me a monkey? Oh, that’s it—”
Satoru is on his feet, shouting, growling, fingers jabbing and clenching as his mouth runs wild. You can somewhat hear the other man’s voice, giving you enough idea of what they’re arguing about although you can’t make out every word. Suguru’s tone is always soft and melodious when he speaks, but his insults are truly on another level. Chuckling to yourself at the strings of expletives that tumble out of their mouths, you watch your husband yell until blood pools on his face, “Fine! Don’t come crying to me when you have erectile dysfunction, which, based on all the non-existent sex you’ve been having, I know you will! Good day!” Suguru is still calling him names when Satoru ends the call with, “I SAID GOOD DAY!”
You flip another page of the novel you've been trying—and failing due to someone’s endless shouting—to immerse yourself in. “Seems like you two are close.”
“Oh, he can die, I don’t care.” Angrily, he tosses his device away, landing his head back on your lap with the loudest groan he can muster. “Whatever. I’m still a better player than he is.”
“Of course, you are, honey,” you respond, your hand naturally falls back to his hair, caressing it like you’re stroking a cat’s fur.
It only takes a few seconds before your husband stops shaking in vexation, even looking a bit sleepy from your comforting touches. “Were you talking to me before?”
“Mm. There’s something I wanted to ask you.” Placing a bookmark in between the pages, you close your book and set it down on the coffee table next to you. “About before, when you told me about your co-workers. How did you know that they’ve been thinking about you that way?”
He blinks, not expecting you to return to your previous conversation. “Aaaw, honey, are you worried about me?” From wishing someone to suffer crucially from impotence to wiggling in joy like a thirteen-year-old girl at the slightest sign of affection, your husband really does have an emotional range of a teaspoon.
“Of course, I do. You’re my husband.”
His mouth curves upside-down, his eyes glimmering, “Babeee, that’s so sweeeet.”
Though you're not so sure why he’s so happy when you just stated a fact, you let him be. “So what happened?”
“I heard them chatting when I passed by the smoking room one afternoon. I don’t smoke—you know I quit a long time ago—so I didn’t know they were ganging up on me and talking shit about me behind my back. Isn’t it gross for a bunch of thirty-year-old men to gossip?” His face scrunches up in disgust. He, the same man who spent two hours on the phone talking to the Dumbass Monk about the recently hired secretary, Maki Zenin (who’s apparently so strict and vicious that, in Satoru’s words, “Almost made me cry in fear when I arrived late at my lunch meeting last week.”), actually had the audacity to ask that question.
"What did they say?” You ask him.
“They said if it wasn’t because of my family name, I would’ve never gotten promoted to C-level.”
“But that’s not true!”You catch him off guard with your sudden fervor after spending the last conversation acting so dull. “I’ve seen how much you worked for this! Satoru, you earned that position fair and square!” Your husband might act frivolous almost every hour of the day, but there were times that he missed his sleep trying to come up with a new marketing strategy to promote their upcoming products. There were hours spent with him taking one conference call after another with his clients, even at two in the morning from the comfort of your living room due to the difference in their time zones. He’s the CEO’s son, true, but he worked just as hard, if not more, as everyone else in the company.
The more it sinks into your brain, the more irked you become. “Who said this?” You snap. “Huh? Who talked shit about you behind your back? I want names.”
Satoru lets out a chuckle, his eyes thinning into a line. It’s been a while since he last saw you being this protective of him. It reminds him of the old days in high school when you, despite acknowledging yourself as being his archenemy, were always quick to defend him when someone threw shade at him. “Honey, relax—”
“Was it Naoya? Or was it Toji? It was Toji, wasn’t it? Oh, that bitch—”
“It wasn’t Toji,” Satoru says, holding you by the hand in a futile attempt to calm you down. “Though you could still punch him if you want.”
“Why, did he do something to you?”
“I just hate his face.”
That’s very Satoru behavior of him that you don’t even bother to comment. “Nobody talks shit about my husband. If they think you get things done easy for you, it’s because you’re so smart, you make things look easy.”
He sits up, turning around to face you with warm, round eyes. “You think I’m smart?”
“Are you kidding me? You’re the smartest man I know.” You give him a light punch on his chest. “If I were your dad, I would’ve still given you that promotion, regardless of our relationship. You’re just that good at your job.”
“That’s…” He swallows. “This is the first time you’ve complimented me like this.” It’s a surprise to him, a very pleasant one, causing contentment to fill his heart.
You feel awful once you notice that even though you constantly thought of him this way, you never spoke your appreciation out loud. “Satoru, I’ve always admired you.” You rest your fingers on his knuckles, apologizing. “I know you complain about having to wake up early to go to work every morning, but despite your flippant attitude, you bear a deep sense of responsibility. You always manage to surpass people’s expectations—surpass mine and I already thought highly of you.” You give him a squeeze, smiling more with your eyes than your lips. “You make me proud. Every day you make me proud.”
Satoru mirrors your expression, a soft blush painting his cheeks as his joy engulfs him whole. He wraps his arms around you, sinking his nose in your hair as he pulls you close. “You’re not throwing compliments at me just to cheer me up, are you?” He whispers and it’s only during times like this that he lets his vulnerability show. Satoru always shines like the brightest star, his eyes brimming with confidence, but there’s still a part of him—part that he conceals from everyone else except you—that needs to be consoled. He’s still a little boy who wishes for a gentle pat on the head and you always give the warmest one.
“I’m not complimenting you, I’m telling the truth. But yes, I am trying to cheer you up.” You return his embrace, your hand sliding up and down his back. “I wouldn’t have said this if you were okay ‘cause I know it’s gonna boost up your ego even more. You’re already annoying the way you are, so…”
He titters. “Can we stick to you being nice to me?”
You echo the noises he made, returning the space between you just wide enough to kiss his cheek. You cup his face with your fingers, your thumb caressing his cheekbone. “I’m sorry people said mean stuff about you… Are you okay?”
“I am now.” His smile is softer than the clouds. He leans close, cutely nuzzles the tip of his nose against yours. “This is why I need you in my life. You act aloof around me but you always think about me more than you think about yourself. You pretend to be ignorant, but you never fail to notice all these efforts I made. You care about me more than anyone else.”
Watching him put your feelings into words makes you feel flustered but you don't deny it. Not when he speaks only the truth. “I can also kick everyone’s butt for you.”
“As someone who has witnessed your heroic tales in high school, yes, you can, one hundred percent.” You feel his smile forming on your skin as he kisses your temple. “But just having you around me right now is enough. And it’s fine. I don’t care what anyone else thinks about me, at least not anymore. As long as you’re proud of me.”
“I am,” you say without missing a beat. “I’m proud of you, Toru.”
He takes away your hand that’s been warming his face, kissing your wrist while he maintains eye contact with you. “That’s all that matters to me.”
Your stomach swirls at the intensity of his gaze, his voice—just above a whisper—bears the same kind of tenderness and affection he portrayed on the day he asked you to marry him. His lips rub against your veins, the softest kiss against the softest skin. Your hand seems tiny in his grip but it’s a perfect fit. Every part of you is when it comes to him.
“So, uhh…” You clear your throat. “What are you going to do now?”
“I guess I’ll just have to keep doing my best so I can prove them wrong.” His grin returns. “I’ll make my wife feel even prouder of me.”
He replies to your little chuckles with a kiss, light but sweet. Despite your heart wanting more of his touch, of the heat of his lips against your own, you focus on the matter. “Why have you never told me about this before?”
“Because I never cared about it too much,” he replies with a shrug. “Work only feels overwhelming when you’re not around. When you’re with me, no matter how stressful my workplace is, I’ll feel at ease instantly.” He lays his forehead on your shoulder, rubbing his face against the fabric. “So, don’t leave me, okay? If I have to go out of town, I’ll have you hide inside my suitcase so I can carry you around.”
You chortle lightly. “And if I have to go?”
“Well…” He pulls away, his eyes fixated on the shape of your lips as he caresses them with his thumb. He looks back at you, his fingertips resting on your nape, holding you still. You find your breathing stalled as his own fanned your lips. “I guess I’ll just have to convince you to stay.”
And when he kisses you again, you know that he doesn’t mean with his words.
***
07.34 AM
“Bunny!” Satoru calls from the bathroom, his voice reverberating loudly through the hall. “Baby, come over here!”
Standing in your apron with your hands moving to fetch your chopped onions from your kitchen aisle, you try your best to focus on your cooking while answering him at the same time. “For the last time, Satoru, I’m not interested in taking a shower together with you!” You sprinkle some pepper into the dish, wiping your sweat away from your temple with the back of your hand. You take a glance at the digital clock nearby. “Not when we have to leave in an hour!”
“But I’ll let you shape my hair!”
“Not interested!”
“I’ll even let you give me a mohawk!”
“Not intere—oh shit—” It’s a given, really, that you’d accidentally pour too much salt into your cream soup from all this diversion. Taking a deep breath, you start to glare at your ceiling as you chant don’t get angry, don’t get angry inside your head. This is the reason why you try to keep him off the kitchen floor as far away as possible whenever you’re making food but even when he’s meters away from you, he still manages to annoy you somehow.
“Babe, I couldn’t hear you. Was that a yes?”
“NO!”
***
07.41 AM
“Oooh~ Something smells good~” Satoru chirps, popping back into the living room with a toothy grin and a white towel wrapped around his hips. It’s hanging low on his body, showcasing very distracting V-lines that you (secretly) adore. You look away. No good can come from staring at your husband’s lean, perfectly shaped stomach at this time of the day.
But then you catch a glimpse of the scratch marks you left on his back from last night, your face aflame since you can barely remember how hard you dug your nails into his skin. Satoru always likes it when you’re not careful with him—just like how you love it when he’s rough with you—but were you really that… desperate to keep him close, clutching onto him like that?
You shake your thoughts away. “Dry your hair properly,” you mutter, keeping your eyes on the plates you’re currently setting on the dining table. “I just mopped the floor.”
“Okay, Mom.” Dabbing a smaller towel against his hair, Satoru walks closer to your spot and pulls back a chair.
You eye him cautiously. “What are you doing?”
“Taking a seat, what do you think I’m doing?”
“You’re not gonna wear your clothes first?”
“Do I have to?” He takes a sip of your half-finished coffee, smacking his lips before he throws a naughty grin. “I mean, I fucked you right here last night. Surely you won’t mind eating breakfast with me only in my towel?” Before you can say a word—and you have lots to say—Satoru adds, “I’m just giving you a chance to ogle at my body as much as you want as you enjoy your food. I know you’re too embarrassed to ask, so you’re welcome. And if you’re willing to take a day off, I can be your dessert too.”
You make a face. “Gross.”
“And yet, you don’t deny the fact that you’re planning to stare.” Peering into your eyes, he places his chin on his hand, resting his elbow on the table. The haughty look he displays on his face is supposed to irritate you, but what it does is make your heart pound harder. “You’ve seen and touched these babies for years, and you still can’t get enough? Babe, come on.”
“You seriously calling your abs your babies?”
“Yep.” He wiggles his eyebrows. “But if you play nice, I’ll let you call them—”
“Just eat your breakfast.”
***
07.46 AM
“Babe?”
“What?”
“I have something to say but promise me you won’t kill me after I said it.”
“Okay…” You look up from your plate, feeling a bit concerned. “What is it?”
Satoru has never looked this serious in his entire life (because face it, Satoru and the word serious don’t really belong together now, do they?).
Taking hold of your hand, he gently squeezes it, providing the comfort that you might need.
“This soup is salty as hell.”
***
07.58 AM
With the taste of salt still lingering thickly on his tongue (and a bump on his head, a masterpiece done by your fist), Satoru steps inside the bedroom with a yawn, his fingers scratching his undercut. He unwraps the towel from his waist, tossing it onto the sheets without care.
Your husband smiles the second he notices the way you’ve prepared his clothes so neatly on the desk, all the way from his tie, his belt even down to his socks. His dress pants are ironed to a crisp seam, and his phone is fully charged (after being married to him for three years, you’ve learned all of his little habits). You’ve selected a matching dark tie to go with his suit, one that he recalled was given to him as a gift during last year’s anniversary. He loves it. He loves how you always buy the things he needs instead of what he wants, even when he, himself, didn’t realize how essential they were. But what makes him the happiest is when he sees the way it makes you smile so warmly every time he wears it, like a painter landing a final stroke on her masterpiece. For someone who doesn’t speak romantic words so often, your little gesture never fails to portray what’s on your mind. You love him and it shows.
“I’m being spoiled, huh?” Satoru mumbles to himself, nothing but elation in his chest. He spots the little notes you left him on the same table, your handwriting scribbled on a piece of paper. “Ooooh~ A love note?”
Dear husband, If you leave your wet towel on the bed again I’ll kill you.
“Not a love note.” Wincing, he immediately retrieves the towel from the bed, his mind playing a traumatic flashback of you scolding him about it for two hours straight (because suddenly it wasn’t just about the wet towel, was it? The forgotten toilet seat. The countless jackets hanging on the coat rack because he kept grabbing a new one. The pile of hentai doujinshi piling up on the coffee table. All of them.)
With the thought of skipping today’s work lingering in his head, Satoru forces himself to dress. As he turns around to face the mirror, he captures a brief look at the kiss marks blooming on his neck, ones that you painted on him last night. They’re faint because, unlike someone in this condo, you make sure to always be considerate of his appearance (though Satoru wishes you weren’t), but even the lightest shade of red seems vibrant on his fair skin.
Although he acts nonchalant most of the time, your husband is quite the possessive type, so it’s a given that he likes the idea of having his marks on you. He gets a kick out of watching you struggle to hide the love bites he left on your neck, even more so when someone notices it. But, of course, nothing beats the feeling of having your marks on him. If you allowed him to, he would’ve worn every bite and bruise like a medal. Proudly. Contentedly. The same way he exhibited every present you’ve given him. Satoru just loves the idea of having a wife—of having you as his wife—and he would showcase that to the world in every second of his life if he could.
He traces the bruises with his fingertips, drowning himself in the thoughts of you gasping against his ear, your teeth grinding against his neck as he pushed your knees further against your stomach with every thrust of his hips. He wasn’t lying when he said you looked absolutely gorgeous during sex. The way you parted your lips. The way your eyebrows stitched together in pleasure. The little noises you made when you breathed out his name as you bounced on his lap—
Satoru looks down. There it is again, the ache between his legs. Funny how you’re already so distracting even without doing anything—or being in the same room for that matter. Sighing, he grouses, “Guess she’s right. No signs of erectile dysfunction.” Willing his indecent thoughts to go away, he tucks his hands into the sleeves, buttoning up his shirt before he circles his tie around his neck.
“Satoru!” He hears your voice resonating from the bathroom. “Toru, can you come here for a sec? I need your help!”
“Oh, now she’s calling me to have sex with her.” He rolls his eyes. “After I finish taking a shower. So much for playing hard to get,” he scoffs. It’s ironic that he says this because right now he’s the one who’sacting that way. With giddy hands, he unfastens his tie, rushing to take off his pants again and almost tripping on his way out. He dashes toward the bathroom, opening the door while he strives to keep his excitement in check.
“WHOA!” You yelp in surprise, your body nude and drenched, hiding behind the door with only your head peeking out. “Why are you naked?!”
He frowns, confused. “Cause we’re about to have sex?”
Now you’re confused. “Uhh, no?”
“Why did you call me then?”
“I forgot my towel.”
“You’re asking me to get you your towel?” He sounds so appalled as if that thought never occurred to him when it’s supposed to be the first thing that should pop out in his head. Before you can respond, however, his mind, delusional as always, answers the question for him. “Oh, I see,” he smirks. “You’re using codes.”
“What?”
“‘I forgot my towel’—isn’t that, like, our code for ‘let’s have sex in the shower?’”
“Satoru.” You hold yourself back from ripping the silver strands out of his head. He’s testing your patience. Again. “We don't have any secret code.”
“We don’t?”
“Nope.”
“Oh…” It almost feels a bit cartoonish the way his shoulders sag upon hearing your words. There he is, a 29-year-old male standing in front of you in all his naked glory, saddened to his core over the fact of not having a cipher for sex. Well, for three seconds anyway. “So… You wanna make this our secret code, effective immediately, or—”
“Get the damn towel.”
With a stomp, Satoru leaves the bathroom only to return with your towel in one hand and his eyes squinting in a glare. Being the brat that he is, instead of handing it directly to you, he lets the thick cloth fall to the floor just a few inches away from where you’re standing.
“Oh, you’re so annoying.”
“Isn’t that your secret code for saying you love me?”
You throw a jab to his stomach.
***
08.24 AM
Pushing your hair out of your coat, you call out your husband’s name. You examine your appearance one more time in the mirror, tidying your strands until they frame your face perfectly. The condo is fairly clean. Your stomach is full though you can’t seem to wash away the saltiness of your soup just yet. You’re only seven minutes late from your original plan, which isn’t bad. You’re all set.
“Toru, you’re ready to go?”
Your husband is still yawning when he meets you in the foyer, carrying his handbag with his shoulders sagging forward. He’s dressed sharply in a white button-up shirt, combined with a black suit that accentuates the broadness of his shoulders. He looks handsome. He always does.
“Well, well, well, hello, Mr. CMO,” you snicker, pulling him by the tie while seductively batting your eyelashes at him. “Do you have time to spare? I would like to have a private meeting with you.”
He’s so tired, he doesn’t have the strength to keep up with your flirting, which says something since it’s usually the other way around. He spreads his arms wide open, his pout turning more prominent by the second. “Come here.”
“What?”
“I need my twenty-second hug.”
So, apparently, Satoru believes in this theory he found recently on the internet that said when you hug someone for, at least, twenty seconds, your body begins secreting the hormone oxytocin which is known to boost the immune system and reduce stress. He said that but you know that he’s just doing it so he can squeeze your ass, and that’s a fact, not a theory.
“Fine, but don’t grope my ass.”
“As long as you don’t grope mine.”
“I literally never did that.” You bury your face in his chest, tangling your arm around his waist. Satoru’s warmth is really one of a kind, or maybe he’s just as warm as a normal human being and you’re just too intoxicated by his scent that you stop making sense. No matter what the reason is, it’s comforting to be in his arms and if he doesn’t make a big deal out of it every time (acting like you’re the one who desperately wants to embrace him), you’d probably spend hours of your day just hugging him like this.
He buries his nose in your strands. “Your hair smells different.”
“I used your shampoo.”
“Yeah? That’s hot.”
You close your eyes, basking in his warmth and enjoying the smell of his perfume. He’s wearing a different brand today, just for a change, and although it’s not as sweet as his other one, this somehow feels much more comforting. Soft and fresh, reminding you less of summer and more of spring this time. “You smell different.”
“I used your perfume. And your bra.”
You’re not sure if you’re laughing over his terrible joke or his deadpan delivery, maybe a bit of both. Nuzzling your face against his chest, you titter, “Yeah? That’s hot.”
And he’s not sure if he’s smiling over your reply or the way you just sounded so cute giggling like that—no, definitely both. He tightens his arms around your shoulders, squeezing your body against him until you start pounding your fist against his chest, begging for a time-out before he steals all the air in your lungs. “I think we should just skip work today,” he mutters as he releases you. “We can watch a wildlife documentary and count on how many times Benedict Cumberbatch mispronounced the word “Penguin” as ‘Pengwings.’”
“That sounds productive. If you want Maki to kill you.”
He shudders in fear, pulling you back to him. “Just for that, I’m gonna need another twenty.”
Though you feel the urge the roll your eyes, you let him tug you back into his arms and rest his chin on your head. After all, he’s your personal teddy bear. You can spend your eternity just sinking into his embrace like this.
“Satoru?”
“Hmm?”
“Your hands are on my ass.”
“Yeah, but I’m not groping them.”
“You are now.”
“Well now that you mentioned it, I just have to, don’t I?”
You break away, giving a playful slap on the chest. “Enough, we’re running late.”
“Where do you find the energy to go to work every morning?” He asks with weariness in his eyes. “I am this close to throwing myself back to the bed.”
Funny how literally an hour ago, he promised you that he’d work harder to make you feel even prouder of him. “Well, I guess, it all started when I turned into a fully grown woman.” You smiled at him, fixing his tie before you dealt with his collar. He might be the youngest person to enter C-level in his company, but he still dresses as clumsily as a five-year-old if it wasn’t for you to keep his appearance in check all the time.
“I’m a fully grown man too and I still wish I could lay around all day,” he sulks.
“You’re a man-child.” Tugging on his tie, you pull him down until your lips meet his in a chaste kiss. “But I love you. Body, mind, and soul.” You beam at him with your widest grin. “How’s that for your energy booster, Gojo-san?”
To your surprise, Satoru answers you by tossing his handbag to the side and dipping his head down once more to re-attach your lips together. He kisses you with the same fervor he had last night, tongue sneaking inside to taste the minty scent of your toothpaste. You gasp against his mouth, fingers fisting the fabric of his suit as you struggle to maintain your balance. Can’t help but take a couple of steps back from how hard he’s kissing you, you stop only when your spine meets the wall. “Satoru—” You attempt to push him away by placing your hand on his chest but he clamps his fingers around your wrist, bringing it over your head.
With his body pressed against yours, you wonder if he can feel your palpitating heartbeat beating against his own. There’s no stopping him when he gets this aggressive with his kiss and it’s not like you can find any willpower within you to stop him. Fortunately for you, he breaks away, wetting his bottom lip once as his eyes still glaze over your bruised ones.
“Spirits lifted,” he smiles against your lips, sending blood to pool in your cheeks. “Thanks, babe.”
When he lets you go, you find it almost impossible to stay composed. Three years… Three damn years you’ve been married to him and he still knows how to make your knees buckle with a single kiss.
“Babe?”
You push yourself away from the wall, your fingers tangled in your hair when you try to fix it. “W-what?”
Putting on his sunglasses, he casts a smirk, “You might want to fix your lipstick.”
“Oh, I hate you.”
He pecks your cheek. “I love you too, baby girl.”
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08.32 AM
Despite you being the better driver—better as in I’m not gonna try and bribe an officer with a brand new iPhone whenever I get pulled over or threaten him with my family name when things don’t work out my way—Satoru always insists on having his hands on the steering wheel every time you’re with him. “A gentleman wouldn’t let his lady drive, especially when she looks this pretty in that skirt,” he always says, and yes, maybe this is his gentleman sidetalking—even when the said gentleman had put on the same skirt and caressed his own butt in front of the mirror a few days back. But honestly? You know this is just a part of his master plan to control the music playlist for the next ten to fifteen minutes.
“We’re not listening to Hatsune Miku again,” you say, putting on your seatbelt.
“Oh, we totally are,” Satoru cackles, his fingers sliding up and down the touchscreen. He has seventeen different playlists consisting of more than a hundred songs in total, all taken from his favorite albums. Which is not much, really, considering Hatsune Miku is featured in around two thousand songs by now (a fact that you, honest to God, don’t care but he keeps reminding you of).
“Satoru, if you play one more Hatsune Miku song, I swear I won't put out tonight.”
“Well, if I have to listen to cookbook again—”
“Jungkook.”
“If I have to listen to cookbook one more time then I won’t put out tonight.”
“That's fine with me,” you shrug.
“Fuck,” he clicks his tongue, desperately jumping to the next option. “Okay, uhh… Oh, I know! You’re not getting my credit card ever again.”
You have one finger hovering above the screen. “So which Hatsune album are we listening to today?”
He sends you a dead stare. “Do you only love me for my money?”
“Oh, honey…” You rest your palm gently on his face, cupping and stroking his cheek. “Of course, I do.” You give him a tap that goes a little too hard than you intended but then again, he kind of deserves it. “Now, drive.”
Satoru doesn’t even have the energy to come up with a retort. Exhaling in defeat, he kicks in the gear while you, with your face crumpled in repulsion, try to pick the least insufferable Hatsune Miku song. Unfortunately for you, Satoru catches a title that steals his attention.
“OOOH go back, go back! I want to listen to that one!”
You sigh, selecting his song choice. “It’s too early to listen to—” Beaming with joy and oblivious to the hatred you have for that one song, Satoru sweeps in and cranks up the volume until you feel your ears ringing from the inside.
“Oh my God—” You flinch. If his loud nagging didn’t bust your eardrum, this definitely will. “Does it have to be this loud?!”
“Of course, my goddess is singing!” He shouts, grinning from ear to ear. He starts singing along, just as loudly, if not more. At this point, you swear there are people jogging on the sidetracks looking at your car with their faces contorting into frowns.
“I’m the number one princess in the world, so that's how you'll treat me,” he sings, slamming his hands against the wheel, head bobbing to the beat. “Oh my God, this is the soundtrack of my life!”
Still scowling, you have no choice but to listen further to the lyrics.
It's not like I'm acting selfish, I'm not asking for much I just want you to think from the bottom of your heart that I'm adorable I'm the number one princess in the world Notice me! Hey! Heeey! Keeping me waiting is out of the question Just who do you think I am? Whatever, I think I could go for some dessert! Yes, right now!
You grimace. “It really is.”
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AN: Thank you so much for reading! I'm so sorry for the amount of cringe that you had to suffer through while you were reading this 😭
#gojo fluff#gojo smut#gojo satoru x reader#satoru gojo x reader#gojo x reader#satoru x reader#satoru smut#satoru fluff#jjk x reader#gojo satoru smut#gojo satoru fluff#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk smut#jjk fluff#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen fluff#fics.24hourswithyou
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I’m back to talk about transfemme Wade (who I think would refuse to go by Wanda bc “we already have one of them, don’t wanna confuse the fans!”) but in an embarrassing amount of thought so anon-
I feel like she has so many wigs that sit along the wall of their room, one for every occasion (Logan talked her out of getting a massive Miku length one bc she would never take care of it Well enough-), her favorite is the Barbie of just a cute blonde ponytail that sometimes she’d clip colorful strips into. Sometimes she showers wearing a wig for the Euphoria of her bf being pissed there’s a bunch of plastic in the drain- she goes through so many phases of what style she likes, their living room was full of amazon boxes at some point and Logan was ‘forced’ to sit through a fashion show and give his opinions, and while he doesn’t know the difference between Lolita (THE STYLE THE STYLE!!!!) and Harijuku, all he knows is his girl is beaming and rambling a mile a minute and he can’t make himself veto any outfit she shows off. Unfortunately his real favorite look of hers involves the same t shirts and boxers she wore before coming out, no makeup, no wig, face mushed into his chest and just Content as can be. He doesn’t care about her putting on a big effort to look femme (though will always lovingly praise looks so the RSD doesn’t trigger), as long as she’s happy and safe, he’s so lucky to have her 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 anyways I go ESPLODE NOW thinking of my self ship with her-
WAILS AND RUBS MY FACE ALL OVER THIS LIKE A HAPPY CAT
AWHHHHHHH
she is everything to me. EVERYTHINGGGGG
[UNDER A CUT for discussions of bottom dysphoria - as well as related self-inflicted violence, but in a Poolverine way where violence is consensual and sexy and fun for everyone involved!]
I need her to be happy and to find joy and to have a million wigs and for Logan to love her just as much with them as without them, while bitching something rotten while he pulls the gross wads of plastic faux-hair out the drain
I need her to drape herself over Logan's lap like a happy housecat only Logan's the one who starts (embarrassedly) purring as he strokes her because he's so delighted and comfortable in his life right now~ And Wade is just being VIBRATED by the very loud proof of her boyfriend's love of her.... And she is smiling the GOOFIEST grin while Logan turns bright red!
I need her to turn to Logan after a long day of murder and they start pulling voraciously at each other's clothes - only Logan freezes STARSTRUCK because. Damn. And Wade's kinda confused and a bit self conscious, but tries to hide it under jokes until Logan says in this gruff, choked voice - "You look so fucking good in red" and she looks down to see where she's pulling off her costume and she's just fucking covered in this glossy red satin dress of her own blood ❤️
(And Logan maybe buys her a long red evening dress that she's probably never gonna have occasion to wear, but he's flushing so much when he presents it that he almost matches the colour, and he wants to see her in it so bad, and whenever Wade wears it around the house just casually, she gets picked up and fucked against the nearest wall lmao)
I need Logan dipping her effortlessly in a kiss, and she feels so fucking weightless in his arms ❤️
I need them baking together before Laura comes around and they both keep burning shit but they're laughing and having a good time and there's a smudge of flour on Wade's nose and Logan is imploding internally over how cute she is
I also need her to casually say to Logan one day when the Bottom Dysphoria is particularly bad, 'hey can you chop off my dick while fucking me and then just keep chopping it off whenever it tries to grow back??' and Logan is like 'what the fuck babe' and 'I have a vague sense that I shouldn't enable this' and 'babe are you fucking sure' and Wade is like 'yeah I get off on pain and that would make me very very happy, plus it will do no lasting damage <3' and Logan is like 'OOKAY I GUESS' and then they have fun horrific bloody mutilation sex that would look absolutely awful to anyone else but is actually very tender and affirming and cute
#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#deadpool x wolverine#logan howlett#wolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#violence#tw blood#tw gore
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Happy Father's Day folks! I bring you Alastor, Vox and Husk dad headcanons because the original fic I was writing wouldn't be done in time so that'll be posted eventually.
Alastor
Well it looks like someone got picked up off the streets! You!
I love the accidentally became a dad trope for Alastor, he just causally stumbled upon you and then couldn't get rid of you.
Occasionally tries to get you to sign your soul to him especially if you have potential to become someone great and powerful.
Fails to optain your soul EVERY SINGLE TIME, L, sucks for him.
The only screentime you get is when the hotel has movie nights or whenever anyone that's not Alastor is babysitting you lets you watch cartoons.
Teaches you how to cook Louisianan dishes, like how his mother taught him.
I imagine he reads you the original version of the grimm brother fairy tales.
You get him this shirt and he wears it as a pajama or whenever Lucifers near by.
He doesn't seem like the type to drive but if he does he plays jazz and talks about it like how dad's talking about rock or whatever they listen to.
Dad jokes, dad jokes galore.
Vox
Firstly I am so sorry that you're an iPad kid!
Does NOT LEAVE YOU ALONE with Valentino,
Depending if you're biological child from his time alive or not you might actually have a screen head.
iPad kid, iPad Dad.
Valentino is smart enough to know that he's not to mess with you but it's Valentino.
Velvette is either your aunt, older sister figure or cousin figure.
Definitely gives you all the latest electronics.
I'm pretty sure you're a nepotism baby here so you wanna star in a movie? A regular NON- Valentino film? You're the main character! You wanna start a singing career? Hatsune Miku who?
You probably have your own show on his TV programs.
Someone upsets you? You're whipping out your phone and calling Daddy.
Like my other Dad vox headcanons, You just chill out in his office at times, or chill out in the back while he's hosting a meeting popping in with your two cents every once in awhile.
In the totally unlikely event that he gets taken out during extermination, you get Voxtech.
Husker
If you're underage he's not giving you drinks, doesn't matter that you're both in hell, you're not drinking underage!
He's definitely the type of dad to let you take a sip from his beer during like new years or something though but like not a whole bottle.
I personally headcanon that he's been divorced like twice and has at least two kids so who knows you might have a sibling running around somewhere!
I imagine you're also a cat, meow.
He's actually a decent dad, definitely supports you in whatever you wanna do although grumpily.
Has a picture of you as a baby in his wallet, or hat.
You mention you like that specific brand of chips? He's getting you some every time he goes to the store.
Your favorite soda is A PAIN TO FIND? and it's only at specific stores? He gets you a couple of them whenever he sees them.
Teaches you magic tricks and also how to gamble,
He taught you everything he knows.
Happy Father's Day folks! I hope you have a wonderful day and spend time with your fathers/father figures or if you don't have one of those that you have a good day regardless,
Despite the oddly common assumption, I do infact have a Dad, so I will be hanging out with my dad until he has to leave because he's going to a game, as always thank you for tuning in!
Psst! You should totally join our discord server!
#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x you#alastor x reader#husk x reader#husker x reader#vox x reader
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I'm a day late but HAPPY BIRTHDAY NERU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!! <3
I wasn't going to draw anything initially (srry girl, I was retweeting the art other people made for you tho lol) but something in me wanted to celebrate it properly and I don't draw Neru a lot, so I decided to go for it! Time lapse and traditional under the cut.
I completed the traditional drawing on her birthday at least, hehe. But in the digital, I made a lot of corrections.... Lmao.
1 hour for traditional + ~6 hours yesterday + ~3 hours = 10 hours? I was lowkey kinda gunning it within a day or two which I know isn't a healthy approach to art lol but time was running out and I decided to draw something so time-consuming and I didn't want to pass the date by too much.
Anyway, I like Neru a lot. Younger me really adored her and even if I'm mostly raving about Miku and Teto nowadays, I will NEVER replace Neru lol. Her being around is important to me so I definitely don't want my like for Neru to be underestimated. I'll draw more of her for sure! 💖
#akita neru#my art#kasane teto#hatsune miku#colored#it's not like i'll force miku and teto for neru to appear but in my head#the three of them are best friends. and i love their interactions with each other#it's only natural neru should celebrate her birthday with her besties <3#triple baka is my favorite trio fr fr#anyway i want to draw a bunch of art and improve and then give those skills to triple baka#so it'll probably be some time before i draw some more of them specifically#i still love them forever tho#idk why this drawing turned out like this. i dont mind it tho#i still really like the flat color look so i'll be working on my lineart rather than going ham with rendering#one at a time
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Dogday x Catnap headcanons! (+ some extra things!)
Catnap has a very strong tail and loves to use it to pick up Dogday from behind so he can give him cuddles and kisses.
Dogday always starts barking and jumping around in excitement when meeting Catnap after not seeing him (one day, one minute, doesn't matter).
They each wear two bracelets. One is a rainbow bracelet to represent their friendship with the other critters, and the other is a bracelet with each other's colors and charm to always serve as a reminder of the other.
Catnap generally isn't a fan of physical contact but completely melts into Dogday when it comes to his physical affection.
The two have gotten used to their scents overlapping with each other when cuddling. This is part of the reason why the other critters leave the room whenever they do this due to how nauseating the resulting smell is.
Dogday always wakes up fully energized and ready for the day, but that instantly changes to him convincing himself that he needs more sleep if Catnap happens to be lying on his stomach and sleeping soundly.
Bonus:
Craftycorn likes to make art of the two together, romantic stuff and whatnot. Something that both are unaware of. Bubba once walked in on her making this art, and they both silently agreed to never speak of it again; awkwardly nodding to each other as Bubba slowly closed the door.
Now, since I love these two and Vocaloid with all of my being, I wanted to give them some Vocaloid songs that I associate them with! I hope you all can find inspiration in these songs while thinking of these two the same way I did!
Dogday:
Moudoku Chuui - でんの子P (feat. Aoki Lapis
IDSMILE - Toa (feat. Hatsune Miku and Kagamine Rin)
Viva Happy - Mitchie M (feat. Hatsune Miku)
Catnap:
Paradichlorobenzene - オワタP (feat. Kagamine Len and Kagamine Rin)
Non-Breath Oblige - PinocchioP (feat. Hatsune Miku)
Nonsense and Me - RIProducer (feat. Kasane Teto)
Both:
Last Score - せきこみごはん (feat. Hatsune Miku)
Melt - ryo (feat. Hatsune Miku)
Magnet - Minato (feat. Hatsune Miku and Megurine Luka)
Finally, a small excerpt from an upcoming fic!
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("I hope Dogday is gonna be okay."), Catnap thought to himself as he used his tail to stir the pot of vegetable soup he was making.
He had never seen him get sick before, but Catnap already hated it. He wouldn't stop whimpering and was nothing like the Dogday Catnap knew. The worst part of it, however, was that Catnap couldn't be next to him to comfort him.
Suddenly, Catnap felt a sharp pain on his tail.
"Yowch! What the heck?!", Catnap hissed, taking his tail out of the pot.
As it turned out, the soup had begun to boil over while he was thinking. Leaving some of it already on the floor.
("You've gotta be kidding me..."), Catnap thought as he grabbed a few paper towels to clean up the mess with.
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("Is he still whimpering?"), he thought as he slowly walked to Dogday's room with a bowl of vegetable soup in his hands.
Sure enough, he could hear small but constant whimpers just a few feet down the hall.
Catnap then heard a loud groan come from his room before a series of coughs and hacks followed. This caused him to panic briefly and speed up his walking.
"Um- h-hey Dogday!", Catnap said, poking his head through the doorframe.
Dogday looked up from his blanket and saw his boyfriend standing there with the bowl of soup.
"O-oh...hi C-cat- ack- nap.", Dogday said, coughing as he forced a smile.
"I made you soup! Do you want me to bring it to you?"
"T-that sounds- huahh...nice. S-sure. But p-please keep your distance.", Dogday said, his voice sounding hoarse.
Catnap slowly walked over to the bed and held the bowl with his tail for Dogday to take.
"T-thanks Catnap...you're the best...", Dogday said, grabbing the bowl and taking a sip from it.
He took a few moments to chew the veggies and examine the taste of the soup.
"W-wow...this is really-"
Dogday looked up and saw Catnap standing just a few meters away from his face.
"W-what?! What are you doing?", Dogday said, pushing himself to the other side of the bed.
"What?", Catnap said innocently.
"Look, I-I miss being with you a-as much as you do, but I don't- ack- want you to get sick either. Y-you have to understand that.", Dogday explained.
Catnap's expression faltered, and he silently left the room, closing the door behind him.
Once he was out in the hallway, Catnap put his tail under his chin to think of something else to do.
Guess he would just have to try harder to get Dogday's affection.
#dogday#catnap#smiling critters#headcanons#poppy playtime#napday#dognap#idk what their ship name is#dogday x catnap#i spent way too long on this
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Masterlist
Characters:
virtual singer
hatsune miku
kagamine len
kagamine rin
megurine luka
meiko
kaito
leo/need
ichika hoshino
saki tenma
honami mochizuki
shiho hinomori
more more jump
minori hanasato
haruka kiritani
airi momoi
shizuku hinomori
vivid bad squad
kohane azusawa
an shiraishi
akito shinonome
toya aoyagi
wonderlands x showtime
tsukasa tenma
emu otori
nene kusanagi
rui kamishiro
nightcord at 25:00
kanade yoisaki
mafuyu asahina
ena shinonome
mizuki akiyama
years:
2020
2021
2022
2023
2024
2025
stars:
1 stars
2 stars
3 stars
4 stars
birthdays (v1, v2, v3, v4)
extras:
merchandise
official art
2dmv
misc
events:
previous event transparents both pre and post third anniversary can be found on this blog
we also have various transparents that were requested or submitted that aren't recent. feel free to search for any other gacha name if you want to see if we have them, as we can't tag them all lol.
2023
a story where you are the star
the best picture wrap!
over here! over there! zookeeper experience!
the tone played on that day
2024 - january to june
next to the unchanging warmth
break down the wall
blacklight lens flare
take the best shot!
the courage to lead the kindness in my heart
the scars left behind with time
relax teatime
keep it steady let's aim for the star!
the first concerto
rise as one!
3900's colourful festival
knowing the unseen
parallel harmonies
whip the wimp girl!!
someday on the stage where flowers bloom
perspective for smile
wedding live with everyone
lead to shine more
reeling in the lights
OVER RAD SQUAD!!
june 2024 bloom festival
2024 - july to december
catch the criminal?! the tales of detective tenma
the night sky we saw that day, someday in the distant future
chase my ideal idol!
let it ring! beautiful sound!
with you at the sekai's beginning
wonderhorror~!? test of courage!
work out and fly! muscle training!
this moment with you!
carry these feelings! dream stage
4th anniversary bloom festival
where does the path of thorns go?
rekindle the flame
happy enjoy music!
once again, when the leaves change color
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Since today is a special day, I have a special Brazilian Miku
[ID: Hatsune Miku, wearing the military uniform of Maria Quitéria, with her hands curled into each other like a prayer, with a serene expression. The uniform consists of a blue jacket, golden adornments, loose white pants and a grey skirt, as well as a high golden hat with a green feather on top of it. The Brazilian National flag is on the background. /end ID.]
Happy Independance Day of Brazil and shoutout to our actual heroes <2!
#hatsune miku#7 de setembro#independance day#brazilian miku#my art#artblr#digital art#maria quitéria#fanart#brazil#brasil#brart#vocaloid
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