#happened to me yesterday

[survivetoread]

माझ्या डावीकडे तू एका वहीत काहीतरी लिहत होतास पण रोमन अक्षरांतले ते शब्दं मी वाचले नाहीत सिनेमा हॉलमध्ये अंधार व्हायला अजून वेळ होता पण त्या गोष्टींच्या अंधारात तुझे शब्दं टिकणार नाहीत

जागेत बसून डोळे वळवले डावीकडे, तरी तुझं लेखन वाचायची हिंमत झाली नाही असती हिंमत तर निर्लज्जपणे तुझे शब्दं त्या कृत्रिम प्रकाशात वाचून काढले असते मग ते मला पटतात का, पटत नाहीत का, या सगळ्याचा विचार करून तुझी कवटी कोरली असती व त्यातले विचार चावून गिळले किंवा थुकले असते

पण नजरेला रोखून मी माझ्या फोनचा पडदा पाहत बसलो तेच ते डिस्कॉर्डवरचे संदेश, तेच ते टंब्लरवरचे पोस्ट पण मनात तुझ्या मांडीवरची ती वही, काळ्या पेनाची ती अक्षरं कोणतं कारण काढू, की ज्याने मला त्यांच्यातला अर्थ मिळेल?

तसाच विचार झाला, की तुझे ते हस्तलिखित शब्द जर का इंटरनेटवर कोणत्यातरी अमेरिकन सर्व्हरच्या कोपर्‍यात बसले असते तर ते मी मोकळ्या मनाने वाचू शकलो असतो, समजू शकलो असतो तशीच तू तुझी वही बंद करून पायाजवळच्या बॅगेत टाकलीस

[womenaremypriority]

having a good day then remembering beastiality exists

[ferncassette]

A comic about not realizing you have the tools you need

[cyanbugremix]

THe horror of driving behind a trailer that has a cute cow in it, and then it turns into the butcher shop driveway

[persistent-wallflower]

A hot dilf sitting in front of you in the metro is one of God's cruel little tests

[that-angry-noldo]

besties is this normal to hear a first aid siren and for your first thought to be "??? since when is hungary at war and where is the nearest shelter???"

[justthewayitgoes]

[salubri-outcast]

the feeling when a Transphobe reblogs your post.

gross

[dearest-lady-disdain]

sitting at a bar, tipsy, looking at the pictures of my dog

[proxycrit]

Linktober, Day 12: Tarry Town!

You defeat the final boss in the volcano causing the floating islands to float! Congrats. Unfortunately, with the destruction of the said monster, the islands are no longer floating and are, in fact, slowly coming down enmass as the magnesis scatters.

Zelda would like to point out people are much more likely to survive walking around slow giant rocks from the sky versus dodging flaming lava. She’s practicing this new thing called positive thinking.

(This is a totk au called Familiar Familiar where zelda does not go back in time! Click here to see the full comic masterlist)

(Plus my patreon!)

[trashybread]

You guys ever woke up and it's silent but you can barely hear what everyone's talking about because the music playing in your head is too loud? And it won't stop

[0039pf]

can i get a kiss?

and can you make it last forever?

i said i’m ‘bout to go to war

and i don’t know if i’ma see you again

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This wine tastes like pigs blood!

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[zephyrchama]

It is said that at times when a choice has to be made, everyone has an angel and a devil on their shoulder. These beings will try to influence a person's morals for right or for wrong.

You thought it was an exaggeration or something that only happened in cartoons. Yet here you stand, in the middle of a market trying out new foods, with Lucifer over one shoulder and Simeon over the other. They're arguing about which treats you should buy. As calm, rational adults, they aren't raising their voices or coming to blows. They're not making a scene at all. But there's a certain fire in their eyes and a stubbornness not to back down, keeping the two of them competitively breathing down your neck until you've made a choice.

"This one is similar to what I made you last week." Simeon points to a high-quality product on the top shelf.

"It's expensive. For that price, you can get two of these." Lucifer points to another product on a lower shelf. "I know you'll like them."

"That's too much. We can't have you getting sick from overeating. How about this? It's fluffy and light." Simeon tries to put a snack in your hand.

Lucifer knocks the angel's arm aside and puts his own recommendation in your hand. "This is made with rare ingredients from across the Devildom. You won't get a chance to try it again."

Two iron grips take hold of your shoulders as Simeon and Lucifer smile at each other. Two irked and vaguely threatening smiles, void of actual positive emotion. You consider just buying a keychain instead.

[basslinegrave]

pin-up

b&w originals

[jagalart]

Hue 16