#hand of lady

[thesinglesock]

my mom walked upstairs in her seal skin boots. Fjonka (my rabbit) came running to greet them (her seal skin boots). she sniffed them for a second. nuzzled them, before realizing they weren't breathing. horror dawned on her. she begun to understand she was dealing with something she couldn't comprehend. she backed off, without letting them out of her sight. she STOMPED to let them (the seal skin boots) know that she did NOT like this situation. my mom stomped back. Fjonka stomped harder, exhibiting a bravery and assertedness I had no idea she possessed. mom turned and went back down the stairs. Good job, Fjonk. You sure showed those undead vampire rabbits who's boss.

[starry-bi-sky]

FUNNIEST fucking shit that comes with making Danny eleven years old when he had his accident in "late at night, when the nightingale sings" is the implication following, that everything that happened in the show did too. And I fully intend on (mostly) keeping it like that. There'll be some changes (of which I need to figure out) but for the most part??? Yeah relatively the same.

Like I FULLY intend on keeping Dark Danny occurring 6 months post accident. Do you know how fucking HILARIOUS that is??? That Dan got his ass kicked by a goddamn FIFTH-SIXTH GRADER?? I'd never show my face ever again. Homeboy spent the last ten years being a one-man mass extinction event, only to get his ass beat by a kid who hasn't even lost his last baby tooth. That's hysterical. I'm losing my mind just thinking about it.

AND PARIAH DARK TOO. Imagine being an eons old tyrant capable of dragging whole towns down into your dimension, and you get singehandedly shoved back into your coffin in less than 48 hours by a kid whose bedtime is still 8:30. You didn't even have the time to expand your army! You were still trying to take over the city the kid came from!

And he just!!! Shoves you back in!! Insane! This kid hasn't even been dead for a full year yet! He's still growing in his ghost fangs! And he just knocked you flat on your ass in an oversized mech suit. What the fuck! It's like looking down and seeing a four week old kitten meowing very indignantly at you and trying to bite your feet, except that kitten is also actually a black-footed cat and they have a 60% kill success rate, and oops! Now you're dead. You took too long laughing at the kitten trying to attack you that it clawed up your pant leg and ripped out your throat.

COULD I, realistically, span these episodes out over the course of 2.5 years prior to Danny's family dying?? Yes I could! Do I think it's hilarious (and horribly traumatizing, which makes it twice as fun) to shove all of this into the span of (roughly) a year instead?? Yes. Because the show has such a skewed timeline that I've always just assumed that at the end of the show, Danny was starting his sophomore year in high school. So fuck it, lets go for it!

[zoe-oneesama]

Eager, isn’t she.

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[violetheart77]

If she’s your girl in the comics, then why’s she part of the Gayest MCU Project Yet™ with me?

[from-a-spiders-web]

(detail) Nicolaes Eliaszoon Pickenoy

[adalindofcabinsix]

i can't be the only one obsessed with them

[massiveobservabletidalwave]

That glimpse of Sam's phone broke my damn heart. Her life is empty. She moved to a new country at 18 for wizard school, so doesn't have her familial support system close by. She is wildly charismatic, but in a blinding way. She's so sweet and nice, she gets overlooked. She had a twitch following that grew to her own TV show, but the people who should care about her as part of their paycheck just see her as a burden. She talks a lot about all these celebs, but not about specifics. It's all surface level. Her whole life is surface level. I know the "T2 does everything" is a bit, but it's a bit that is also so sad. The only being in her life trying to help her succeed is a little pig. He don't even got hands man.

I want Evan and Sam to live together, in whatever relationship the cast decides on, because Sam needs someone who knows her. Who isn't so awed by her they can't give feedback. Who won't fold because she's charming. Who won't see her magnetism as a resource to exploit. And who cares that she's all right.

[kendalroys]

My Lady Jane 1.07 "Another Girl, Another Planet"

[fsnowzombie]

Armored Lady Monday

today i wanted to draw a big sword, hope you like

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[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Flower Empowered.

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[poirott]

COLUMBO SEASON 1 Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo

[ariadnethedragon]

Blackthorne x Mariko

SHŌGUN (2024)

[zoe-oneesama]

It’s all finally getting to her…

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[soracities]

we NEED more cleaners and bricklayers and scaffolders and delivery drivers in MFA poetry programs. like. immediately.

[littledigits]

your honor she canonically is obsessed with romance novels and the supernatural but like, in a safe and accessible way - she had no chance against this man.