#han speaks

[oatm1lkcowboy]

personally i think it was only a matter of time before charlie slimecicle & sausage roleplayed gay minecraft sex. like yeah of course they did, what else do you expect them to do

[dyk3djarin]

new hozier tonight. gay people WAKE UPPPP

[dumbass-brunette]

I don't know anything about Classic Who, but the 8th Doctor serves cunt

[dumbass-brunette]

​I’m really skinny and it’s so difficult to eat food for me due to extreme sensory issues and I admire you people who can just eat without feeling like dying. I just cannot fathom why people would want these people to quit enjoying what they love.

Health is a different thing entirely, if it’s a risk to your health of course try to limit yourself but the people giving this advice are not doctors.

They’re just upset at anyone they can’t find visually attractive, as if everyone’s purpose in life is for them to be found attractive. Look, Rob, not everyone has to be attractive to you for them to have worth!!

I just hate the way people think conventionally unattractive people owe it to them to try to look more conventionally attractive. They don’t owe you shit!! Just mind your own damn business and let them live their lives

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

[oatm1lkcowboy]

[dyk3djarin]

extremely excited about the dracula short story included in tgs vol ii but i think it’s very very funny that lanyon is in an ‘i’d have two nickels’ situation with jekyll falling for mythical creatures

[dumbass-brunette]

It started out as me just wanting to get a better look at David Tennant’s Bafta outfit… but then I fell down a rabbit hole

So uh, appreciation post for David Tennant in kilts :3

[dumbass-brunette]

Please, I’m tired of the racists and Islamaphobes in my ask box, please, can they just find LITERALLY anything else to do

Tumblr should have a feature where every anon has a tenth of a percent chance to be de-anonymized. First because I think a 1/1000 chance would be too high a risk for most people sending hate. Second because it would be very funny.

[ghosthan]

the old dean sprite looks like a dweeb teenager next to new dean sprite. also yes a gravestone was one of the very first asset tiles dkhfgbhjdfbg

[vampiric-plays-games]

Already? Wow.

[han-the-vampiricyoshi]

No more spending money lol. I have FanX to consider.

[dumbass-brunette]

My class read Hamlet and the guy playing Hamlet and the guy playing Ophelia’s brother (forgot his name) started genuinely duking it out during the fight scene. The teacher had to separate them, and they just kinda went “oh sorry”

…

This was Ap Lit

[oatm1lkcowboy]

winter gempearl coffee shop au where pearl is let go from her big city job & moves back home to spend the holiday season (def not moping) with her brother, grian. she takes up a job as a mailman because she needs the extra money & the post office needs extra hands at peak season. on her delivery route is a little local coffee shop, and the girl behind the counter is sooo cute (but intimidating???) and always gives her a free cup of coffee as thanks for delivering their packages. or something wink emoji

[dyk3djarin]

act five of harrow the ninth is just

[dumbass-brunette]

So I rambled into the tags of a reblog… and I felt like it was worth making an actual post about :3

New au (?)

Yeah… new au 🥰

[dumbass-brunette]

OKAY

But why is mine so accurate tho

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Honestly, mood

We were only two off from having a knife in there 💀

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