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new hozier tonight. gay people WAKE UPPPP
#han speaks#hozier#i’m so. i’m so#this is actually the worst possible time for me to receive new religious adjacent music but that’s okay ily king#i WILL be crying
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I don't know anything about Classic Who, but the 8th Doctor serves cunt
#i don’t go here#but i love him#doctor who#dw#han’s dw tag#han speaks#8th doctor#eighth doctor#my post#my posts#dumbass brunette#classic who
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I’m really skinny and it’s so difficult to eat food for me due to extreme sensory issues and I admire you people who can just eat without feeling like dying. I just cannot fathom why people would want these people to quit enjoying what they love.
Health is a different thing entirely, if it’s a risk to your health of course try to limit yourself but the people giving this advice are not doctors.
They’re just upset at anyone they can’t find visually attractive, as if everyone’s purpose in life is for them to be found attractive. Look, Rob, not everyone has to be attractive to you for them to have worth!!
I just hate the way people think conventionally unattractive people owe it to them to try to look more conventionally attractive. They don’t owe you shit!! Just mind your own damn business and let them live their lives
diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!
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this is what quesadilla island looks like btw
#qsmp#quackity#slimecicle#elmariana#wilbur soot#vegetta777#foolish gamers#roier#jaiden animations#badboyhalo#han speaks#it’s from arrested development my beloved <3
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extremely excited about the dracula short story included in tgs vol ii but i think it’s very very funny that lanyon is in an ‘i’d have two nickels’ situation with jekyll falling for mythical creatures
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Please, I’m tired of the racists and Islamaphobes in my ask box, please, can they just find LITERALLY anything else to do
Tumblr should have a feature where every anon has a tenth of a percent chance to be de-anonymized. First because I think a 1/1000 chance would be too high a risk for most people sending hate. Second because it would be very funny.
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It started out as me just wanting to get a better look at David Tennant’s Bafta outfit… but then I fell down a rabbit hole
So uh, appreciation post for David Tennant in kilts :3
#bafta#bafta 2024#kilts#han speaks#my post#my posts#dumbass brunette#i’m such a normal normal person <- *lying*#:3#david tennant#han be normal about david tennant for 5 seconds challenge#david tennant in kilts
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cas would have a jacked up, old, rusty monster of a pickup trucker with a farmers market stick and a sticker that says “my other ride is your dad’s ass”. fuzzy pink dice. dean calls it the Shaggin Wagon once and it sticks and cas never stops arguing that her name is actually Honey, stop calling her that, how would you like it if i called Baby the Sex Machine? and deans like “i do like it and it’s true”
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My class read Hamlet and the guy playing Hamlet and the guy playing Ophelia’s brother (forgot his name) started genuinely duking it out during the fight scene. The teacher had to separate them, and they just kinda went “oh sorry”
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This was Ap Lit
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No more spending money lol. I have FanX to consider.
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i do enjoy how both of the canonically married qsmp couples have that one guy who’s super into rpg games and the other guy who says he doesn’t know enough virgins to have been taught how to play them. good combo
#qsmp#i’m assuming that roier’s stance is similar to mariana’s but idk. this is just for funnies#the ‘oh shit that’s cool!!!! i’m going to make fun of you a little bit though bc i love you and your passion’ type deal#guapoduo#misclick duo#slimeriana#spiderbit#han speaks
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OKAY
But why is mine so accurate tho
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Honestly, mood
We were only two off from having a knife in there 💀
💯🙏💛🟨👍
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act five of harrow the ninth is just
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So I rambled into the tags of a reblog… and I felt like it was worth making an actual post about :3
New au (?)
Yeah… new au 🥰
#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#crowley#the bentley#bentley au#<- should i call it that?#i think i might call it that#:3#han speaks#my post#my stuff#my au’s#han’s good omens tag#ineffable husbands#dumbass brunette
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