#halloween shitpost

[thereadingaddic7]

Pumpkann

I apologize if this joke has already been made.

[just-call-mefr1es]

thinking about biking to school on Halloween cause Bruce biked and shit but it’s gonna be so cold wtf😭😭😭

[shopwitchvamp]

[lullamiine]

Ramshackle dorm got a new member‼️‼️‼️

Bonus:

[toseeclearly]

YOU, A REGULAR PERSON: Pink Witch King of Angmar

ME, AN INTELLECTUAL: nazgUwU

[whimsicaltismhusband]

[ratttrapp64]

happy hallorwen eryboby BOO AGAHAH GOTCHA

[vildo]

Just for the record

[tadfools]

Make sure to check your kid's Halloween candy this year!!! I just opened my son's snickers bar and found an astral tadpole that could have unlocked his illithid potential!!!!

[neloretto]

The besties ever

[tamanegi-san]

Hallo Tumblr pepols, I know I'm late but have some goofy halloween stuff I drew :D

[just-call-mefr1es]

Halloween speed post gooooo

i am the only kid in my kid who has mega blood😭 everyone else is not tbag much but oh well

A KID IN MY CLASS IS LITERALLY KEN AND IT FITS SO WELL HIS HAIR IS SO BLOND TOO SAAAAAA

the kid who sits behind me is a telletubie lmaoo🌚

my friend dressed up as a fungi. Yk, becahse shes a fun guy.

this girl has contacts that radiate 'y/n's blue orbs' perfectly💀💀

[great-and-small]

Part of Spirit Halloween’s “Scariest Costumes for Passerines” line. Other costumes from this line include outdoor cat and glass windows

[existennialmemes]

Seasonal reminder, that while it may be tempting to unzip your flesh and let your skeleton have a little romp around, it's very important to keep your bony would-be marauder safely secured within your skin sack.

Inside/outside Skeletons are very dangerous for their environments and may attempt to convert your neighbors' houses into dungeons.

Additionally they're at massively increased risk of predation from wandering Adventurers.

Please celebrate responsibly this holiday season, by keeping your skeleton inside at all times.

[random-twst-things]

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, dressed as Crowley: Trick or Treat 🙂

Crowley: Why are you dressed as me, perfect?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Because it's my costume? 🤨

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: All you gotta do is go to Sam's shop and say "make me look stupid"

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, posing like Crowley: 😼

Crowley: He- Don't stand like that!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: What? That's how you stand?

Crowley: That's not how I stand-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: This is exactly what you look like-!

Crowley: I didn't stand like that-!

Crowley, looks down and sees grim: ...

Grim, wearing a realistic crow head, claws and all: 😼

The pose in question that Mc/Y/N/Yuu did:

[noh-ell]

Regretevator? I barely know 'er