#halloween shitpost

[thereadingaddic7]

Pumpkann

I apologize if this joke has already been made.

[kay-aryu]

you know what. a 12ft giant skeleton would make my home more beautiful and more like me. making this haunted house a haunted home.

[just-call-mefr1es]

thinking about biking to school on Halloween cause Bruce biked and shit but it’s gonna be so cold wtf😭😭😭

[shopwitchvamp]

[toseeclearly]

YOU, A REGULAR PERSON: Pink Witch King of Angmar

ME, AN INTELLECTUAL: nazgUwU

[waterdragon1995]

[ratttrapp64]

happy hallorwen eryboby BOO AGAHAH GOTCHA

[tadfools]

Make sure to check your kid's Halloween candy this year!!! I just opened my son's snickers bar and found an astral tadpole that could have unlocked his illithid potential!!!!

[neloretto]

The besties ever

[great-and-small]

Part of Spirit Halloween’s “Scariest Costumes for Passerines” line. Other costumes from this line include outdoor cat and glass windows

[tamanegi-san]

Hallo Tumblr pepols, I know I'm late but have some goofy halloween stuff I drew :D

[just-call-mefr1es]

Halloween speed post gooooo

i am the only kid in my kid who has mega blood😭 everyone else is not tbag much but oh well

A KID IN MY CLASS IS LITERALLY KEN AND IT FITS SO WELL HIS HAIR IS SO BLOND TOO SAAAAAA

the kid who sits behind me is a telletubie lmaoo🌚

my friend dressed up as a fungi. Yk, becahse shes a fun guy.

this girl has contacts that radiate 'y/n's blue orbs' perfectly💀💀

[vildo]

Just for the record

[existennialmemes]

Seasonal reminder, that while it may be tempting to unzip your flesh and let your skeleton have a little romp around, it's very important to keep your bony would-be marauder safely secured within your skin sack.

Inside/outside Skeletons are very dangerous for their environments and may attempt to convert your neighbors' houses into dungeons.

Additionally they're at massively increased risk of predation from wandering Adventurers.

Please celebrate responsibly this holiday season, by keeping your skeleton inside at all times.

[shopwitchvamp]

Gonna transform this basic wizard hat from Spirit Halloween today, wish me luck

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...