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when I was a little kid people used to always say I was "4 going on 40". now I feel more like I'm 24 going on 84
#im literally such an old man like on all levels except physical i am an 84 year old man#my most used phrase in daily life is 'not to be a boomer but...' usually followed by smth boomery. im👌this close to getting a flip phone#i prefer to go to bars where mostly people over 35 hang out bc i just. i cant be around people in their 20s#i have literally always gotten along best with people who are significantly older than me#so many of my friends are 10+ years older than me. even when i was a kid my best friends were adults#i literally want to be old so fucking bad#i want to be 50 immediately#also i already have arthritic degeneration in my spine and knees so u know#half way there basically
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Traffic Gals- Introducing Gem!
#secret life#secret life smp#zombiecleo#geminitay#pearlescentmoon#ldshadowlady#trafficblr#traffic smp spoilers#traffic spoilers#life series spoilers#SEASON 5 AND IT MEANS IM BACK ON MY BULLSHIT LETS GOOOOOOOOOO#My Gem design is basically just a dorito. She is a rounded triangle to me in the same way that Pearl is a stick#I watched some episodes half way through drawing this and im going feral RHHRHRHHR#idk what the offical spoiler tag is so im just- using as many as i found ig#my art
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I present to you my most ambitious project yet:
I love yall the mostest so you get it firstest 🥰
#justice for logan sargeant#logan sargeant angst#logan sargeant#williams racing#alex albon#oscar piastri#op81#ls2#aa23#f1 art#f1 fanart#f1 music art#f1 edit#rubys art#James Bowles when I catch you#young the giant#my way by young the giant#my favorite band EVER#CRIED TEARS OF JOY BOTH TIMES I SAW THEM IN CONCERT#ANYWHO#really really proud of this#spent basically half the summer on it#and the hardest part was fucking splicing it together#if this flops on the other socials idk what im gonna do#f1 drama
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5 times Apple hugged Raven…
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…and the one time Raven hugged back.
(see my previous eah comic here)
#sorry that this is so sloppy#i just couldn��t let this idea stay in my head too long before it got lost in all the rubble#my god drawing eah characters in their basic outfits is bad enough#and then their other ones just get Worse#looking at you raven dragon games#i half assed that because no way am i gonna try to do all that#sorry#also just pretend that i intentionally left the booking glass out of every drawing after the first one it’s in#let’s just act like apple was so shocked raven hugged her that she dropped it#eah#eah fanart#ever after high#raven queen#apple white#rapple#could be platonic or romantic#i didn’t make it with a shipping intent but#it’s totally cool if you see it that way#and understandable. lol#either way the bond these two have is literally what defines ever after high at its heart#they are just important to me#duncart#duncomic
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Hear me out. Ratiorine AU where Aventurine is a mer captured by a group of researchers and Ratio is the scientist brought on board to teach him how to speak and access his intelligence levels.
#aventurine#hsr aventurine#dr ratio#hsr dr ratio#hsr#honkai star rail#star rail#ratiorine#raturine#aventio#mermaid au#mer!aventurine#see ok listen#aventurine is a very smart fish and while he cant speak Human#he can communicate by impressing the idea of something on someone#which is why his speech bubbles are all abstract things bc he communicates by sending the idea of what he wants to say to ppls brains#and hes clever hes our cunning merchant gambler#so while he was initially captured by some researchers to be studied#hes able to charm them up and get them on his side... thus allowing him to have more luxury than the average experiemental subject#ofc none of this reallt matters when the researchers wont let him go free but its the smalle victories...#eventually hell work his way up to freedom#ratio is the poor sap who was dragged into the study half way to teach aventuring how to Be Human basically#he accepts the proposition bc everyone deserves to have knowledge! even fish!#my art#comics#scribbles
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[WVW Exchange Event 2023!]
"The kisses on your lash, your ears, on the nose that keeps scrunching. The kisses on your hand, on your cheeks, and the exchanging soft words waiting for the break of day."
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A total of 6 pages of comics, starting with a close up shots of vash kissing sleeping wolfwood's nose, eyes, lashes, and he furrows them a bit. an overhead shot of the two of them in a motel room, on the bed with vash leaning over wolfwood from the left, laying soft kisses on him. their legs tangled. their normal outfits are thrown haphazardly on the floor, instead donning comfortable clothes. on the outside, the very first ray of lights are yet to shine.
"what a face you're making pfft" - vash says as he grabs both of wolfwood's cheeks, squeezing them a bit. wolfwood mumbles, "There's something that keeps landing on my face, it tickles." he grabs the hand that is on his right cheek. "Well you're letting it happens anyways right?" Vash muses, bringing the hand up to kiss on its knuckles. "Good morning Wolfwood. It's almost dawn"
"… Isn't it way too soon?" - wolfwood asks, but keeps to himself the prayers he's sending to god because the the boy on top of him was such a sight to behold. Vash flops down onto him, leaving the hand hanging and lace his own hand into Wolfwood's hair, peppering kisses to the side of his face. "Yep" - he answers - "But you woke up on your own tho" - facetiously. He giggles, saying that it was a joke after a beat of silence. A sigh, "don't make me upside you first thing in the morning." Wolfwood closes his eyes, hand combing through golden strands. "Heh, how merciful~" "We have a meet up with Milly and Meryl today, remember?" Vash reminds him, which does raise some vague memory. wolfwood hums, the other hand reaching around vash's torso, hugging him. " So, the sooner we arrive, the less likely she'll chew through my head." - Vash adds. "riiiight. And you were SO urgent in waking me up." in wolfwood's hold, both of them slowly turn to the right, towards the edge of the bed.
Well, you were just soooo cute, I couldn't help it! didn't thinkk you'll actually wakE UAA-!"
the bed creaks under the sudden shift in weight as wolfwood tosses vash over and under him, arms firmly hugging him, one at his back and one at his head, hungrily dives down to kiss. "!! Wolf-! Wait-!" Vash yelps, leg instinctively curls around the other's man hip to hang on, trying his damnest to grip on his shirt as HE is now half airborne, barely has any contact with the bed on his upper body. However, wolfwood seems to have another idea as he keeps deepening the kiss, pointedly holding Vash close, hands spread guarding the back of his head as both of them are sliding off the soft fabric.
"THUD!" a resounding fall, possibly enough to wake the room downstairs, followed shortly by laboured breaths amist wet smacks of lips. Heaves and huffs of air exchanging between the two bodies when the need to breath made itself necessary. They press close, cradling each other, and are lost to their own world. After a while they had to part. Metal arm shifts through black locks, caressing down to his nape and they hold eye contacts there, with lidded eyes, strands of saliva thins then breaks.
Wolfwood pushes up on his arms, looking smugly down at his now disheveled partner: "Now this is how it's done, Needlenoggin." he remarks. Vash tries to wrangle his thoughts back in order, but strings of Wolfwood's name and a wonderous question keeps filling his mind, of whether he should risk it all and have fun for a bit more. Regardless, snapping out of his trance, Vash sourly asks, with a wry smile and an aching head: "But did you really need to roll off the bed?" "Wrong side, whoops" - Wolfwood anwers unseriously, laughing as he finds the situation quite amusing.
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#sorry if the ID is weird it happens everytime i tried to ID my comics it turned into psuedo-fics-#the cap is the prompt btw#the exchange is basically secret santa except it was in may lol#it was incredibly fun to work on this!!#and originally i drafted this to be like 4 pages and it got longer and l o n g e r and i was like oh no#all is good i made the deadline dont worry#yeah only some ten minutes left before it was overdue lol#oh and the event was last month i just procrastinated and didnt post it on anywhere except fb mb#half the reason was because i do NOT know how to ID and half way through it was feeling like writing a fic and that took. time#didn't help that i started writing when i was very sleepy and basically forgot about it for weeks#wElL aNyWAys#hope you enjoy this <3#i really really love the prompts that i was given there were 3 in total but i only did one#they were all superb#vashwood#woodvash#wvw#vwv#wv#vw#trimax#trigun#trigun maximum#trigun manga#vash the stampede#vash trimax#wolfwood#nicholas d wolfwood#wolfwood trimax#wvw exchange event 2023
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for the shirt cut meme pls pls pls do jasons fat hairy tits I beg of you 🙏🙏🙏
the face of a man who's gonna murder you the moment you've paid
#freehanding body hair is a bitch and a half but i persisted for you anon <- a lying masochist who insists on freehanding#lmao the way all my jason drawings are basically pinup art#prompts#sart#jason todd#dc#this is also for all the folks who sent in jason reqs o7#i also realize that at this point this is less me following the meme and more me drawing character reqs in risqué tops#it be like that
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"after what you've put me through here i deserve this" armand says about killing the crying, exhausted boy in his arms and it's not about a meal or cleaning up the mess, really, it's about how this boy's been brought to the edge of accepting death; he's right there, longing for it, and armand can give it. and while he gives it, he feels it too. armand has been drowning for centuries, but he keeps himself afloat this way, by tasting death and feeling just the smallest respite, chasing his victims' slowing heartbeats right down into the dark until he backs away at the last moment. "the comfort we all long for." the comfort armand longs for -- the end.
#its my understanding that hes basically been passively suicidal for forever#but theres a multitude of things stopping him from ever ending it himself#he calls those “half in love with an easeful death” because the way he understands it they're still holding onto life like he is#they're not actively suicidal. but he can give them what he thinks they 'truly' long for like him#hes king of projecting so watching louis try to “leave him for death” so 'easily' also contributed to making something in him snap#its why he makes it all about himself and doesnt consider Why louis did what he did. just that he did it and it hurt armand to watch#its why hes certain daniel wants to die. why hes certain claudia will kill herself one day. its all about his own feelings#and the death he craves but ultimately fears#and of course he wont let louis chase the comfort of death because then he'll be alone. they have to endure together#iwtv#armand
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One of the things that makes me feel crazy on DMC5 replays is the way V phrases his request to Dante.
He doesn't say "we need your help to stop the demon." He says "A powerful demon is about to resurrect, and we need your help, Dante." The implication seems to be that V needs Dante's help to stop it...but if you've played it before, that's not what he's really asking. V needs Dante's help in order for the resurrection to take place. Because until Urizen is weakened V has no chance of rejoining him, so he needs Dante's help to weaken Urizen so he's primed for merging and bringing about Vergil's resurrection. The "we" V refers to could also absolutely be both V and Urizen in that case, instead of just some general "we" of humanity. So he's not really asking for help to stop the resurrection, but instead to bring it about, hiding the truth in plain sight and careful wording.
The DMC 5 localization can be wonky in some places, but in other places it just shines. "We need your help, Dante." Not to stop it. He never says that. It's to bring about the resurrection itself.
#dmc#dmc5#devil may cry#i will never be over this#the first time i noticed it i just about lost my mind#you see the first time i experienced DMC5 was through watching someone else's playthrough. so the first time i played it myself i already-#-knew the plot. Which means when I got to that scene in my own playthrough I had to basically put down the controller and flail bc#man!!!! man!!!! that phrasing!!!!!!!!!!!#this is also something i've latched onto for characterization of both v and vergil as being good at half truths and wordplay#yeah there's the poetry aspect but v doesn't just do it with poetry. there's the way he phrases it here too#it's not a lie. v does need dante's help.#he just puts it in a way that he knows dante will interpret one way even though he really means it in another#and i love it#man i'm really going to miss v but if they make dmc6 i hope they give vergil some of his characterization/character traits#vergil is a different character technically but they share a base so he can totally have some of those traits!!!!#erurandomness#erubabbles
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I saw people talking about that scene where Yassen shot Max as a huge betrayal of Alex and it's kinda funny to me like yeah he involved Alex in a murder but also I cannot emphasise enough that Alex decided to join a criminal organisation. People have been telling him he'll need to kill for days now, Alex has watched them kill multiple people already, I get that it sucks for him but you cannot team up with a known killer and be that shocked when actually his secret extra mission was to kill
#alex rider spoilers#alex rider#yassen gregorovich#alex x yassen#alex rider tv#like hot take i guess but actually i don't think he lied to alex when alex asked him about why he was coming#he just avoided the question and said something else that's true (and is part of his underlying reason for coming)#he already told alex he wouldn't just tell him everything like mrs jones might#it's the way yassen has been working for a decade and a half. you get told the essentials and don't ask questions#not answering alex's questions and holding back info/not sharing all the details of yassen's part of the mission is not the same as lying#i mean i guess the real issue here is that alex does not want to kill or be involved in a murder#which is not something yassen and scorpia have ethical concerns about ashdflhs#and is something they have basically told him he'll need to get over already#once again i cannot stress enough that alex is literally surrounded by known killers and teamed up with them
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fake ep idea + doodles
#i was thinking abt how funny it would be if there was a shiftythrifting blog equivalent in lmk. and half the stuff on there is#submitted by wukong. so i thought a yard sale ep would be funny lol#basically the hoard becomes problem one way or another and wukong figures the best way to get rid of his junk is thru ebay#somehow ends up selling world ending artifacts to random megapolis citizens so mk mei and redson have to scramble to find em#purposely meant to mirror the weekly shenanigans s1-2 style eps that are really goofy (dumpling ep noodles ep etc)#but it gets darker and darker because MK is not fucking ok after that whole thing with the scroll and some unchecked identity crisis#for me id want him to kind of. freak tf out because they have to find MULTIPLE chaos inducing items that could end the world while trying t#be sillygoofy and funny about it. so hes trying to mask his panic with “ohhh guys its just like the good ol days ^_^ remember that ^_^”#ESPECIALLY after that whole thing with the ink scroll. also mei doesnt buy any of it and is worried for him the whole time#as for the B plot it could be monkey king also trying to be very relaxed abt selling 4000 years worth of stuff and tang getting all huffy#like “these are priceless artifacts that could help us learn so much about the past!! wtf man!!!”#and maybe it reveals smth like wukong not wanting to hold on anymore bc his past weighs him down. and theyre all reminders#i think azure mentioned that wukong is sentimental (idk if that was genuine or lying to mk) so that could be touched on to#so basically. the theme would be some sort of conversation abt nostalgia. i think. im not a writer so its very fuzzy in my head#if anyone wants to add on or include their own spin on it feel free. also included undercut redson as a treat somewhere in there#myart#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk red son#lmk mei#lmk MK#lmk xiaotian#lmk xiaojiao#lmk sun wukong#lmk swk#doodles#lmk tang#lmk pigsy#lmk traffic light trio#yard sale ep
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#hi thinking about how the structure of most of the myths about loki is#'loki fucks around and finds out in the most unnecessarily disproportionate way possible'#and the way I talk about them half the time is basically the medieval nordic equivalent of writing long emotional thinkpieces about fuckin.#tom from tom and jerry
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I’ve always been unnerved by Anne Rice not even bothering to give Marius the tria nomina, but you know what maybe it was for the best
#‘I’m not related to marcus aurelius but I wish I was cause he’s a major fucking hottie’ - marius probably#like the way she refuses to make even the most basic research on the ancient civilizations she based half of her lore on is incredible#interview with the vampire#messaggi in bottiglia
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#dipplin#onto the DLC 'mons! i don't really like calling the hidden treasure of area zero a “dlc” just because of the negative connotation of#the word. “DLC” is always such a gross thing in modern games most of the time#whereas i'd consider sv's dlc to be more like an expansion. honestly‚ if i had to describe it‚ it's basically a fucking sequel#it's SO much content. and the story is SO damn good. way better than the base game#the characters are AMAZING kieran my belovèd. if you haven't played the sv dlc but you did play sv for some reason#and you've been avoiding it because it's a “DLC” and we don't like those#trust me. you'll love it#also‚ right after this is Not hydrapple‚ because that was added in the second half of the dlc so has a higher natdex number#actually that raises a good question for me. what the hell happens if you buy the dlc nowadays between the two halves??#like i remember there being a real life time gap in between the first half of the dlc and the second half#that was basically equivalent to the amount of time that passed in game. does it just timeskip to “a few months later”??#strange…
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Tim and Cass are besties in the “you have done no wrong ever” way
Tim and Steph are besties in the “you know what you did” way
Dick and Tim are besties in the “I really don’t care if/what you’ve done, I’m going to break in and attack you anyway” way
#besties is shorthand for best friend/sibling/twinsies/other half/undefinable relationship#batman#batfam#tim drake#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#dick grayson#cass and tim#steph and tim#dick and tim#tim and cass#tim and steph#tim and dick#dick and tim’s canon relationship is literally the best#I love pulling the little pieces of tim and cass and building them up into something awesome#tim and steph are infinitely complicated and I love them for it#basically they’re all ride or die but in completely different ways
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doing a nov-dec christmas sale! i plan on sending the final pieces during the week of christmas
instead of through email like usual, you have to apply through a form
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<link to form> more info: carrd
#commissions#commissions open#everythings half off basically#i didn't make enough last month so this is my way of hopefully having things go better the next 2 months
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