#half pants?

[yellowvixen]

week 34: big pant

[teaboot]

Acab applies to security guards too.

Okay, so there's two basic kinds of security: public and private

Public security is for government employees like police

Private security is stuff like security guards, bodyguards, and bouncers

As a security guard, you need to pass different licensing exams for different privileges. Someone who might handcuff people needs a license to carry handcuffs- someone who might need to carry a weapon needs a license for that weapon.

I passed my BST exam something like five years ago and stopped there, so I am allowed to carry: A radio

And as private security, again, there are two basic kinds: in-house and contract

Contract security means a company or a person or a location like a park can pay my boss' boss money to send powerless scarecrows in uniforms to walk around and provide what is called "visible presence"

which is, essentially, a life-size cardboard cutout of a guy wearing the classic Spirit Halloween costume, "Black Slacks Law Professional" in size L

So if the entire chain of authority, from a toddler at the mall food court all the way up to whoever happens to have access to the majority of the planet's nukes at this time, you should know that someone like me currently ranks somewhere very slightly above Janitor, but still definitely below Cinnabon Assistant Manager

Which means that if I chose to go rogue and use my powers for evil TOMORROW, I would maybe manage to punch a Cinnabon employee and shoplift half a dozen chocolate bars from the gift shop before I am fired and in jail being sued off my ass with my licenses revoked for life, unable to leave the country or apply for a job at Walmart with my new shiny criminal record

Security guards and mall cops ain't police. We're dressed like police so you don't try and do something illegal in the area, but the vast majority of us can't actually do anything.

Calm down

[pmpknsoup]

some sorta lazy vacuo designs. i made some a while back and wanted to take another swing at it now that ive been in art school for a year and a half

[nosleepgummitato]

but what if. . . what if he wasn't always a ball of beaming sunshine?

[fantasykiri5]

Fabian Seacaster, Maximum Legend that you are

[inkzectz]

Gordon the archivist- *gnome runs past me*

what the fuck

[vimse]

@summer-of-bad-batch prompt: Injured

Unofficial sketch of the aftermath of this awesome art by @mire-draws-things. I guess he got injured by that crazy manoeuvre, ouch 😅

[wobbeblog]

always thought caelus was too well dressed for a dumpster diver so i gave him a makeover

[teaboot]

Is Ollie doing alright?

Yes

[insertsomthinawesome]

Welcome to the Intergalatic Super Show!!

[your-unfriendlyghost]

steviepop prom ‘66

Steve’s actually having a great time he just made this face ‘cuz Ponyboy was taking the picture 😌

also if you can’t tell, very few things bring me as much entertainment as calling Steve Randle short- it’s matched only by my love of massively over-exaggerating his height difference with Soda and Evie

Ref + (significantly) better quality pic:

(once again, this has a similar vibe to @mister-mickey’s twitter au, and also once again, YOU SHOULD CHECK THAT OUT IT’S HILARIOUS. I reread it often when I’m bored/tired, it always makes me laugh istg)

[20dimensionalchaos]

currently watching fantasy high sophmore year and i definitely have a bit of a crush on garthy o'brien

[chitinleg]

category 5 kira event!!!

[flambo19]

I can't justify spending $30 on the BP for the Firefly icons so I'm drawing it instead

[foxett]

The 5 rw group making flower crowns post game ? :3

Hey guys i bring the