#haley wood

[sibyllemathilde]

Haley Wood

[bongomonkey]

Rugs by Haley Wood

Forest Chase | Green Fairy with White Heart | The Ogre’s Beautiful Daughter | Procession | Royal Portrait | WOAD Page 1

[24601orwhatever]

THE ORIGINAL BROADWAY STAGING ALONGSIDE THE RESTAGED US TOUR

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[doppleganger-rental]

I love this.

I wrote a letter to Joesph Cotten in the mid 80’s and he responded.

My friend called Ed Wood in the early 70’s (he looked his number up in a phone book from the library) and not only did Ed answer but they became phone friends for a while. He was interviewed for the Wood book Nightmare of Ecstasy.

[strathshepard]

Bibi Breslin by Joshua Woods / Styling Haley Wollens

[sunsetseason8910]

Avengers but badass blonde women assemble

If all six of them the world would be a better place.

I could write page after page about why these characters are so important to me (and I will upon request wink wink my asks are open)

[smashpages]

The Super-Pets are back with a new anthology that features, among other stories, Bitewing, aka Haley, aka Nightwing’s dog, showing up at Kent Farms to join the team. Super-Pets Special: Bitedentity Crisis features stories by Tony Fleecs, Alexis Quasarano, Michael Conrad, Dan Watters, Kyle Starks, Mike Norton, PJ Holden, Sami Basri, Chris Mitten and more. Cover by Pete Woods.

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[pawsitivevibe]

When my husband and I are out for the day or a weekend or something without the girls, we leave them with my parents.

Yeah. Gonna have to figure out what to do with the girls whenever we're gone going forward now that my parents have almost killed Haley.

[js-a-writer]

This is the rest of the tgs Part 1. of my requests page/people I write for post

(basically just the rest of the tags and a link to the requests page since I could only for like 30 tags on each post)

[elijones94]

🐶🐾 Spot in the woods 🌳🦁🐯🐘🐻

[sibyllemathilde]

Recent batch of pillows off to their new home 🍀

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[beenzin0]

Sorry but what the hell is going on

[shayberri789]

*rolls up my sleeves* if there's no fandom for technically you started it then I will BE THE ONLY ONE FUCK IT

ANYWAY I am rereading the book for the who-fucking-knows-th time since I first read it 3.5ish years ago and I have some HEADCANONS LETS GOOO

One day M goes over to Haley's early in the morning and she decides she wants pancakes. M suggests they make them and looks up a recipe. It's an absolute disaster, the first like 5 are inedible, the next 5 a mess, but they get the hang of it. By the end they're covered in chocolate and batter and giggling like schoolchildren after spending 2h together trying to make pancakes. In the end they agree it's the best they've ever had

Haley's parents have definitely adopted M as one of their own. They treat him as if he's part of the family. Haley is deeply embarrassed but M loves it. They let him sleep over whenever he wants, but he can't go in Haley's room. He'll occasionally join in on family game nights, and the Hancock's and M will play their games and go on raids together. They're all a powerful team

At one point, M has to make a hard decision and is upset. He doesn't want to go home so he goes to Haley's instead. She isn't home, but her dad is, and he gives M a hug and tells him he's proud of him. It makes M break down and cry because his dad rarely says he's proud of him, and he didn't know how badly he needed it

Afterwards he gathers up his courage and has a heart to heart with his father afterwards. Their relationship improves a bit

M's mother adores Haley. Chuck doesn't quite know what to make of her, but they eventually end up in a three hour conversation about geology and architecture

Martin and Haley attend pride together. Haley makes a new aspec friend and finally has someone who understands how she feels (more than even M and Lexi)

M goes on a family trip with his dad overseas, but Haley isn't able to come with. She promises M a real wacky adventure this time. She, Lexi and their new aspec friend end up on a road trip across the state to see an attraction and keep getting into Shenanigans - like that time Lexi got stuck in a restaurant bathroom and had to shimmy out the back window, and the three of them had to do distraction and extraction to get lexi free from the fenced off Back Area

During their senior year, one day while M and Haley are hanging out, he finds himself stupidly bored and asks Haley to tell him about her book. She ends up reading a few chapters to him and he gets hooked. Over the next couple months, Haley reads to him several books and he finds a genre he likes and begins to read more himself, for fun, and to understand Haley's interests more

The two of them spend hours either ripping stories to shreds or analysing the fuck out of it, or coming up with theories. Some of it is stupid and some has merit, but they have great fun

When it comes time for university, M decides to minor in English literature

Haley goes into poli-sci, with electives across a wide variety of subjects

She ends up in her second year doing some tutoring, and heavily encourages M to do the same because by this point she's figured our he's good at teaching and enjoys it

M decides to give it a shot and finds out she's right - he DOES like teaching

M ends up changing majors and doing a teaching degree and becomes an English teacher and maybe something else

Haley and M still have nights where they will lay together on the couch and cuddle while they watch a show, or read to each other

Haley picks up knitting. She's awful at it but DETERMINED to get better. She doesn't quite succeed, much to chagrin

Lexi on the other hand is GREAT at crochet and teaches Haley how to do it. She has more success at this

Okay that's a lot of headcanons for tonight. I'll add more later if I come up with any while I read

[thecatofnumbers]

Will Wood: 0/10. I have never heard of the verb wood so I highly doubt this man will wood.

Will Wood and the Tapeworms: ?/10 See will wood, tapeworm status of the members unknown.

Haley Heynderickx: 10/10. Yep, thats her name.

Ghost and Pals: 5/10. They are still alive. Many collaborations so points for pals.

Charly Bliss: 4/10. No charlys present in the band. I will give them the benefit of the doubt on there state of bliss.

Slotface: 8/10. Those are more commonly referred to as mouths.

Bleached: 7/10. Many members have dyed hair which would have to have first been bleached.

The Linda Lindas: 0/10. No Lindas.

The Beths: 2.5/20. One beth out of four members.

Gregory and the Hawk: 0/10. No Gregory and no hawk.

egg: 0/10. Appears to be human.

Sincere Engineer: 0/10 I was not able to verify if Deanna Belos holds an ABET-accredited engineering degree. The song Overbite alludes to her pursuing a dental degree giving some evidence to deception.

Jhariah, Penelope Scott, Mitski, Alex Lahey, Sidney Gish, Taylor Swift, Helena Ruth, Dmitri Shostakovich, Chopin: 10/10. Yep, those are their names.

Franz Ferdinand: 0/10. Archduke Franz Ferdinand died 28th june 1914, so is likely not making music.

Pinkshift: 0/10. No observable color shift in any of their music videos.

Thao and the get down stay downs: 7/10. Thao is definitely there.

we are dirt: 5/10. Their current state is flesh. Points for the dirt -> plant -> flesh -> dirt cycle.

Rating band names based on their accuracy:

(I keep updating this list so check back later)

The Beatles: 0/10. None of these people are beetles, they’re just a bunch of fruity guys from Liverpool with matching haircuts

Pink Floyd: 4/10. There is not a single person named Floyd in the band, but some of the members do arguably look kinda pink

Nirvana: 10/10. Getting high and listening to Nirvana is roughly what I imagine actual nirvana to be like

Foo Fighters: either 0/10 or 10/10. I have never seen foo in real life so either they’re pretending to fight a problem that doesn’t exist or they’re doing an absolutely fantastic job of fighting it

The Eagles: 0/10. Same as the Beatles, there is not a single eagle in this band. The name is misleading and we have all been lied to

Queen: 6/10. Partial points for Freddie Mercury

Led Zeppelin: 0/10. I don’t think any of these guys have ever even seen a zeppelin, let alone one made of lead. A lead balloon would crash faster than my hopes and dreams

The Rolling Stones: 3/10. There is not a single stone in this band. Some points added because I’m pretty sure they rolled quite a few

U2: 0/10. Despite what the name says, I am not a member of this band

Metallica: 9/10. Naming a metal band “Metallica” is like naming your dog “doggy”

Red Hot Chili Peppers: 2/10. These guys are not chili peppers. They’re not even that hot, let alone red hot

Guns N’ Roses: 0/10. How the fuck could a gun or a flower play music

Backstreet Boys: ?/10. Depends entirely on their current given location

Simon and Garfunkel: 10/10. No notes

The Doors: 1/10. Jim Morrison is kinda shaped like a door tho

Chicago: 4/10. The number of people in this band does not come even remotely close to the population of Chicago. Points added because it originated in Chicago

Earth, wind, and fire: 2/10. This is even more innacurate than Chicago. Points added because wind instruments were often used

Def Leppard: 3/10. There is not a single leopard in this band. Some of the members are probably kinda deaf by now tho

The Beach Boys: ?/10. Accuracy depends entirely on location

The Black Eyed Peas: 6/10. Not sure what the hell an ‘eyed pea’ is but the black part is pretty accurate

Imagine Dragons: ?/10. Depends entirely on whether or not they’re thinking about dragons.

Cage the Elephant: 1/10. Why would you do that. Let the elephant go

Green Day: 0/10. They’re not even green

The Police: 0/10. There is not a single cop in this band

KISS: 5/10. I’m sure they probably kissed sometimes

The Monkees: 0/10. Are you fucking kidding me

We Butter the Bread with Butter: 8/10. I can’t verify this but I have no reason to suspect that they’d lie. Butter seems like the most logical thing to butter bread with

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard: 0/10. I got really excited about the concept of a lizard wizard only to be let down. My disappointment is immeasurable

They Might Be Giants: 5/10. I googled everyone in this band’s height, the tallest guy’s only 6’1 so I wouldn’t exactly consider him a giant. Then again, I can’t really argue because the claim was only that they MIGHT be giants

The Presidents of the United States of America: 2/10. None of these people are Joe Biden nor are any of them former presidents. This is incredibly misleading. I’m pretty sure “Lump” was written about my first girlfriend tho so I’ll give them a point or two

Gorillaz: 2/10 Not quite but we’re kinda close genetically so I’ll give them partial credit

The Killers: ?/10. I have no way of verifying if they’ve actually killed before but the fact that they’re not in prison tells me probably not

The Offspring: 10/10. These guys are definitely somebody’s offspring

Arctic Monkeys: 1/10. They are neither monkeys nor are they from the arctic

Thirty Seconds to Mars: 1/10. It takes WAY longer to get to mars than that

Beastie Boys: 8/10. They’re pretty beast on the guitar

Jimmy Eat World: 1/10. Slow the fuck down Jimmy, you’re biting off way more than you can chew

Hole: 9/10. One point deducted because I’m pretty sure they had more than one hole

Rage Against the Machine: 10/10. They did exactly that

Alice In Chains: 0/10. This is illegal. Let Alice go

The Band: 10/10. This could not possibly be more accurate

Nine Inch Nails: 1/10. I can’t find any good pictures of their feet but from what I can tell their fingernails definitely aren’t nine inches long

Bush: ?/10. Not quite sure about this one, felt uncomfortable asking

The Who: 2/10. I’m not dealing with this “Who’s On First” bullshit

Radiohead: 0/10. Not a single person in this band has a radio for a head

Queens of the Stone Age: 0/10. This band should be called “five random dudes from the modern era” but FRDFTMA is a bit of a mouthful

Soundgarden: 2/10. Sound does not grow in the garden

Sonic Youth: 5/10. They’re not exactly youth anymore but the sonic part checks out

Talking heads: 8/10. There’s more to the band than just a bunch of disembodied heads but the heads do tend to talk

The Cranberries: 0/10. Decent music but I only added them so that the Beatles and Freddie Mercury weren’t the only fruits on this list

The Wiggles: 8/10. They do tend to wiggle a lot

[strathshepard]

Bibi Breslin by Joshua Woods / Styling Haley Wollens