#hails says

[bitethebullets]

i hope fagginess and transness and dykness all take over and kill everyone

[bluepuppethidinginafilingcabinet]

the watcher fandom rn

[the-decepticon-apologist]

And vice versa with the Autobots ✌️

[j0celynh0rr0r]

[an-ungraceful-swan]

I don’t read books or join fandoms stories crawl inside me and then refuse to leave

[chronicowboy]

i love that andy weir never kills his protagonists. it would be so easy to. at so many points. by all means they Should be dead. mark gets stranded on mars and the planet works against him at every turn. jazz's suit fails on the surface of the moon and she feels herself begin to die. ryland is sent on a suicide mission then gives up his chance at return for his friend. they should all have died. multiple times in some cases. but they don't!!! because weir isn't writing tragedies, he's writing stories of hope and humanity. they survive even when it should be impossible for them to because of connection. simple as that.

[cool-person-yey]

kill me for this but i love dr stratt. like yes she's an horrible person in a lot of occasions so what. girl saw that the sun was fucking dying and that no one was going to fix it and said " fine. I'll do it myself". committed multiple crimes and the most unethical shit ever. girlboss.

[sylvies-chen]

once again because I cannot stress this enough: I think it’s so important that ed and stede are together even while ed is still working through his own shit. I think there’s this common trope in mainstream media where damaged characters can’t be with the people they love until they fix themselves completely and become the best version of themselves on their own. and obviously people shouldn’t be in a relationship if they’re not in the right headspace for it but the message that it sends, this weird notion that you have to do all the heavy lifting by yourself to grow while completely isolated before you can even begin a relationship, is so stupid!! and so damaging!!

you don’t have to be whole or perfect or have your shit together in order to have love in your life or to be worthy of love. you can be in a relationship even if you’re not mentally at your best, because being with people you love is actually what helps you grow. having someone you love holding your hand and supporting you through the journey is what makes it easier. and that’s what stede does! because ed doesn’t want to wait until he’s worked on himself. he wants to be with stede now, but also being in a full speed relationship is a bit much so he asks to slow down the pace a little which is so perfect because it lets him be happy AND simultaneously have the space and time he needs to do a little introspection. it just shows how relationships aren’t just stagnant once they become committed, relationships can ebb and flow and shape themselves according to each person’s needs. and I’m just so happy and moved that we actually GET that with stede and ed???

[mvmnbnv]

Ellie, Vi, Mizu

🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

Being emotionally complex sapphic masc women who are reduced to a one dimensional characture for being masc by their fandoms

[rungssparemodelpieces]

Human, at Swerves’s: “You know, I’m not a really religious person.”

Swerve: “You’re literally in a relationship with Primus!”

Human: “There’s a difference between praying on your knees to some invisible guy up in the sky and praying on your knees to your lover while taking his spike.”

[sergle]

there is something so quintessentially modern about learning about fiberglass filler in mattresses from tumblr dot come and ruining my bedtime by:

Finding nothing substantial on my mattress label.

Frantically scouring the internet for more information and the mattress website is all sof t blues and greens and smiling heterosexual couple and has a bullet point list with

+made without formaldehyde❤️✨️ +made without mercury or lead🥰💖 +low emission (???)🤩💗💯 and only under a company run blog "home sweet foam" do they say

❤️yes❤️ we do use fiberglass💅💖🌟 (gobbernment told us we cant use asbestos anymore😢😔)

[bitethebullets]

mann my stomach is starting to ache i hope its not because of the bomb i ate

[samanthamulder]

THE X-FILES 30th ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION

DAY 7 — why are people still watching a 30 year old tv show?

[the-decepticon-apologist]

I mean… 👀

[j0celynh0rr0r]

Say it.

[marlynnofmany]

I was reading about how big and apocalyptic hailstones can be, as you do (we only get the tiny ones where I live), and I can't help thinking it seems like such a fantasyland concept. Lumps of ice big enough to kill you just fall from the sky sometimes? Usually a lot at once? Clearly you've pissed off something supernatural, and you'd better figure out what.

(Alternately, you might cast your own spell that makes the hailstones splash into water on contact, or flowers, or who knows what else. Repopulate The Frog Population With This One Simple Trick Mistake. Whoops, that was the wrong spell. No one will notice, right?)